What Happens If DIO Talks To WEEABOOS In VRChat?

Obviously, everybody loves Jojo's bizarre adventure. I'm a voice actor myself, so I decided to try to sound like Dio and troll weebs in VRChat. If they think I'm using a soundboard = I win.
....honestly though, this time I don't think I did it well. But meh, ZA WARUDO, TOKI YO TOMARE
Btw, I noticed this while doing this but if you use Dio's avatar in VRChat, there'll be people with JOTARO/GIORNO/JOSUKE's avatars that tell you some interesting things in interesting Japanese. If you know Japanese you should do this as well, it's quite funny
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[@InternetCity]

Definitely the main character

[@Mexican_Onion]

I see you the men of cultures

[@The-jy3yq]

mista

[@themythickingdegaminglegend]

Lol

[@damianpembrook555]

Eyyyyyy mai boys in the comments. www

[@damianpembrook555]

Comment section

[@velyokukov]

Judging by his hair, this guy is definitely the main character

[@erina4407]

In morioh,**everyone is the main character**

[@jjustichigo]

Hierophant green lol ur a stand so he should knows

[@tcgwata4356]

Haha

[@yourmomsleftcheek1471]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TrashierPanda]

@@erina4407 part four but really fast much

[@zentron0]

"I am is name Kira Yoshikage" "My name is 33 years old" -2 of the best quotes I've heard

[@ye1148]

My name is Yohikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee forthe Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure that I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until the morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues on my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to have a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and loosing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@YNEA.]

Yeet I am name is yoshikage kira.my name is 33 years old. My morioh is in the northeast section of my house where villas all there are not married. Kame Yu department stores work as an employee for me and my home get I 8 PM every day at the latest.I do not but i occasionally drink smoke. I’m in 11 PM by bed, and make sure that I get sleep of eight hours no what matter.

[@torao.d.ngontol5626]

Hahahah XD

[@Yu-xh8yn]

I had read this twice to understand.

[@Spinkle.]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@dekucake4395]

Ok, but seriously the guy playing Buff Morgana who actually froze when he said "ZA WARUDO!" deserves some mad respect.

[@Soroosh.S83]

Yeah true

[@lukegb1189]

I can't believe this fake Japanese guy is trying to tell me that, ''my name is 33 years old'' isn't a well structured sentence

[@herlinasonysinaga9042]

My name is 33 years old. I'm Kira Yoshikage. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@Semilav17]

MY NAME IS 33 YEAR OLD XD

[@HinaB358]

My name is 33 years old as well

[@jetrouski76]

@@HinaB358 I wish that was my name, but instead they gave me 42 year old as my name.

[@EndlessPower520]

"My name is 33 years old. I am Kira Yoshikage years old. My northeast section of Moriho and is married in my house. I work as an Kame Yu Department Stores for the employee of smoke. I get home by 8 pm at the occasionally drink at the latest everyday."

[@froggyplays253]

the real dio voice actor: Oh? You’re approaching me?

[@Pepo..]

Jotaro!!

[@ceyuz0]

Dio!

[@Vaulterz_thatxguy]

Hoh...

[@rovnn]

@@Vaulterz_thatxguy hoh hoh merrcy Christmas

[@inselenugorbisilism461]

ho? mukatte kurono ka

[@JoeyMySweetPiano]

“My name is 33 years old”- Yoshikage Kira

[@technicallypyxels155]

lol

[@itzaswa]

Lelll

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

"My name is 33 years old" -33 years old

[@itzaswa]

@@aziatouchsilent8507 LOLLLL

[@GamingCreed47]

Kira has had a LITTLE too much to drink

[@leipzigergnom]

2:09 I love how Za Hando is just casually attacking Dio, but no one seems to care lol

[@matthewheald8964]

Oh yea. I honestly missed that lol.

[@SealyaLater]

"I don't speak croissant" "I don't speak taco Bell" Now we have "Are you speaking the sushi language?"

[@zzenith69]

not funny change your name it a lie you racist crap

[@bibimboup]

@@zzenith69 yes but it something some english people say (i'm talking about the croissant and taco Bell one) so he just say it

[@zzenith69]

@@bibimboup nice grammar lol

[@TNIBall]

I prever hentai words

[@boyanpetrov1683]

@@zzenith69 stfu snowflake

[@owenbeyer3998]

“I am is name kira yoshikage” “my name is 33 years old” XD

[@leanloste1179]

E

[@tesseqq6684]

Why did I come to morioh? So i could have a breakdown breakdown (overused joke lol)

[@gabideath2599]

444 likes mista Is Gonna be SAD

[@potatoes3328]

He ain’t wrong since kira had his name for 33 years

[@nathan6asinurat6a30]

Bruh bruh

[@レトロで]

"I don't speak atomic bomb" Even tho I'm not japanese, I felt that.

[@thedarkyellowpages4016]

timestamp? wanna see it.

[@レトロで]

@@thedarkyellowpages4016 2:45

[@thedarkyellowpages4016]

@@レトロで haha. guy did say that indeed. tsk tsk

[@tori4730]

I can't believe someone would actually say that, it's not even funny

[@レトロで]

@@tori4730 sadly it happens a lot, racists and xenophopes are increasing day by day.

[@thefastphantom2396]

For some reason I find Giorno calling his father a "no lifer" hilarious.

[@vrmil6843]

gosh bro

[@Soroosh.S83]

Damn you are right I never thought about it like that

[@Neion8]

I mean technically after season 1 Dio absolutely was a 'no-lifer'.

[@SplitGaming2542]

@@Neion8 r/technicallythetruth

[@riolin9466]

3:39 “The first guy ever to run away from DIO” Avdol: am i a joke to you?

[@osteosporose-1515]

joseph joestar:"they catch us in the first half, not gonna lie"

[@MuddledPlot]

*NIGERUNDAYO*

[@uwu8725]

*NIGERUNDAYO*

[@vmemer6933]

Smokey!!!!!!

[@ItzPaydayFellas]

Yes

[@1nsanem0ss]

"Ey bro, yu usin' a sundbord?/?" "My name is 33 Years Old" "I am is name Kira Yoshikage" *HAHAHAHAA*

[@dimmoire]

sushi language ????

[@itwasalie7079]

"𝒦 𝒾 𝓇 𝒶" from death note tho XDDD

[@pringledude8042]

@@itwasalie7079 No, he was talking about like Killer Queen Kira Yoshikage from jojo

[@pringledude8042]

I like how he said that he’s Kira Yoshikage even though he’s a entirely different character from JoJo

[@itwasalie7079]

@@pringledude8042 Ohhh,I see,I never watched jojo

[@channelslot]

"dad,why is my sister's name is rose" "Because your mother loves roses" "Thanks dad" "No problem,33 years old"

[@partycor3]

"I am is Kira Yoshikage"

[@channelslot]

@@partycor3 lol

[@channelslot]

@MR MEME alternate universe

[@tornadoslife9907]

Oi

[@channelslot]

@@tornadoslife9907 the real one

[@JordanVanRyn]

DIO: *exists* Chad Pikachu: *Chooses to ignore him* DIO: *surprised pikachu face*

[@thejajaplayzteam]

If Dio tries to stop time just say “NO” he can’t freeze your time without your consent

[@kouhaikun1331]

she's GER

[@anonimusanonimus7562]

NO NO NO NO... NO!

[@sinrotogt]

DIO*

[@SplittMoth]

I can if I want to

[@sinrotogt]

DIO BRANDO yooo no ts without consent thats super evil. Even for u

[@joshuarasberry500]

“Are you speaking the sushi language” beat quote ever

[@sonGoku-uq4mc]

Ho,are you approching me jellal

[@lilfuryboi2307]

i thought u were some guy with a mustache

[@darigames2859]

lilfuryboi I thought he was just some guy without a mustache

[@lilfuryboi2307]

@@darigames2859 lol

[@soulextreme5975]

Where's your mustache?

[@imshook3144]

DIO: "ZA WARUDO" Some girl: "No" DIO: "Understandable, have a nice day"

[@dyzzoh]

"Compreensível, tenha um bom dia" foi de fudês

[@lln4gat0ll83]

@@dyzzoh are u speaking monkey language?

[@TavoPlays]

Like neo in matrix

[@عليبوشليبي]

@@dyzzoh sora the troll voice dio in vrchat

[@executor1215]

@@dyzzoh real kkkkkkkkkkk

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

a lot of the lines were perfect, and i like how you used the Game's version of Za Warudo's pronounciation. 9/10 Impersonation, Dio would think you're his clone, or mistake you for his Lackey, Oingo, who has the Stand Khnum, which changes his face.

[@Getsuga777]

“I’ve never tried to sound like him” *Does it perfectly*

[@drakesmith471]

Lol, so right.

[@rezmoon]

true

[@motafu1]

you can hear, that he sounds way different than dio

[@doomslayer5330]

I made it 1k likes

[@anktsogbat-erdene6115]

@@motafu1 shut up

[@jeromeabuan4759]

"My Name Is 33 Years old" 2:25. LMFAO

[@めんどくさい]

He has a really good name i can't lie.

[@jeromeabuan4759]

@@めんどくさい yea

[@gustavo_oviedo]

I really didn't find it funny. I just thought the guy liked kurosawa's movies.

[@0-0__]

It's an amazing name XD

[@i_xem]

My name is 33 years old

[@adeleinetheartist8267]

2:25 "My name is 33 years old" XD

[@truebaki]

The question is if that was an accident? ;)

[@KranosXp]

My name is 33 years old My age is kira yoshikage

[@mafuyuiskw3576]

Almost died from laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adeleinetheartist8267]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@animegod9221]

LOL

[@shadow-io4fq]

2:25 i was laughing so hard lmao😂😂

[@DarkRedPsycho92]

"ZA WARUDO!" *Freiza literally freezes in place* That had me dying of laughter! 🤣

[@giornogiovanna8312]

SAMEEEEE LMAOOOOO

[@justkev1044]

@@giornogiovanna8312 you should have expected that

[@giornogiovanna8312]

@@justkev1044 I-

[@s.s.haswanthselvan7064]

He's so sincere

[@LemmePSLmyFootUpURazz]

"Are you speaking the sushi language?" I should ask americans next time: "are you speaking the ranch dressing language?"

[@glarchive7296]

yes i speak ranch dressing, despite my presence in fish and chips island

[@fufuboi1520]

HAMBURGERRR language

[@glarchive7296]

@@fufuboi1520 and what dialect would you be? Buffalo Wings? Sweet potatoes and Grits? Lobster?

[@fufuboi1520]

@@glarchive7296 Wiener or Potato

[@Toletanus]

The "nuke civilian innocent cities language", better.

[@user-mu9sg4sl9y]

Sora to everyone in VR Chat: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡛⠟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠨⡀⠄⠄⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢁⠼⠊⣱⡃⠄⠈⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⡧⠁⡴⣦⣔⣶⣄⢠⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⠭⠏⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡧⠠⠠⢠⣾⣾⣟⠝⠉⠉⠻⡒⡂⠄⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡪⠘⠄⠉⡄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠃⠁⢐⣷⠉⠿⠐⠑⠠⠠⠄⣈⣿⣄⣱⣠⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠷⠈⠉⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣴⠤⣬⣭⣴⠂⠇⡔⠚⠍⠄⠄⠁⠘⢿⣷⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠂⣠⠄⠸⡜⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣇⠄⡙⣿⣷⣭⣷⠃⣠⠄⠄⡄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣁⣿⡄⠼⡿⣦⣬⣰⣿ ⣿⣷⣥⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠷⠲⠄⢠⠄⡆⠄⠄⠄⡨⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⠐⠄⠈⣙⣩⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠕⠁⠈⢠⢃⢸⣿⣿⣶⡘⠑⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⡉⢿⣧⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢀⠄⠐⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣨⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠋⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⢟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡆⠆⠄⠠⡀⡀⠄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⡅⠄⠄⢀⡰⠂⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ Ho… Mukatta Kuruno ka?...

[@gabrielaragon9562]

Mobile users: ???

[@earth3882]

@@gabrielaragon9562 bro I'm on mobile and it looks fine

[@gabrielaragon9562]

@@earth3882 so my mobile has a curse 😔

[@sugarasphalt2008]

Bruh it looks cursed on mobile

[@earth3882]

@@Suri-oq6qs ok I just looked at it on pc it is definitely cursed

[@blvndr]

3:59 why is nemesis just casually chilling next to Jotaro, Giorno and Dio 😭

[@nancysoriano5156]

“Are you speaking sushi language”

[@rxrxss4429]

YES HAHAHAHAH

[@roosroy2556]

Bonito flakes

[@thedutchcraft8778]

@@roosroy2556 Salmon

[@KittyMeister]

I Speak Sushi With Salmon and Avocado

[@niknink4805]

Roos roy A.K.A Gaesio tuna Mayo

[@JJ-oj1vs]

33 Years Old: I'm not a clown,Im the entire circus.

[@kazz649]

you just made e wheeze

[@Kakyoin_pegs]

You’re not a clown, nor a circus, not even a fucking carnival, you’re the whole comical entertainment industry.

[@pagewillneverbefound6334]

This video hasn't premiered yet but I can tell it's gonna be a good one

[@abyssenjoyer]

yep

[@totallyrickastley8897]

Ben Ten.. i used to watch you when i was kid

[@gankimyongfanboy]

@@totallyrickastley8897 i watched it when i was a kid until now because im still a kid

[@totallyrickastley8897]

@@gankimyongfanboy okay....

[@zenith2331]

@@totallyrickastley8897 you know the rules and so do I

[@r4cc00n_v0m1t]

za hando casually beating up dio got me dying 💀💀💀

[@pepejulianonzeima.whosaysi9747]

2:25 We all know the best part is this awesome man called “33 years old”

[@gamerplayz5135]

Why are you gae

[@darky2276]

True

[@dude545]

Yu Ah gaeh

[@x9360]

*sup 33 years old*

[@JAVASTRONIVLA]

He is kira yoshikage y/o

[@tommymeow3777]

My name is 33 years old LOL I can’t believe he said that so confidently

[@haramgaming5853]

that was my friend lmaoooo

[@Benasaurs]

@@haramgaming5853 yes it is

[@convenientplayer1447]

"you freaking weeb you sound NOTHING like kira wryyyyy" but i realized im the exact same...

[@ssj_brownie6447]

When the guy said “My name is 33 years old” had me dying 😂😂

[@vikasverma2580]

actually he said "my name is 33 years old"

[@CsGalaxyID]

@@vikasverma2580 No he said "My name is 33 years old"

[@ayss2611]

@@CsGalaxyID No no. I think he said "my name is 33 years old"

[@SandboxerSandy]

@@ayss2611 Wrong. He said "My name is 33 years old," you should look and read it again.

[@rtosviewer7915]

@@SandboxerSandy why wod you lie about that ? He said " my names is 33 years old"

[@exoticapple9s]

Only Dio can have this much fun online

[@MystikGaming20]

2:10 Dio: "You think you can defeat me?" The Hand: Barrage attacks*

[@noteren8423]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaah

[@Lazy9779]

ZA HANDO ZA WARULDO

[@soroko112thefirst8]

666 likes im not liking

[@MystikGaming20]

@@soroko112thefirst8 Thanks

[@soroko112thefirst8]

@@MystikGaming20 np

[@mrperfectcell1350]

I need healing........ you fell for it fool, RASENGAN.

[@sirbearbotbear5087]

RODA ROLADA!! KA KIMIYO KE KA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@KanadeChiaki]

Senzu Bean....... haha you fool, it was actually a hamon bean

[@user-wk8ck8vi2y]

What is this, a crossover episode?

[@ExcuseMe881]

HINJAKU HINJAKU!!

[@AdrenResi]

thunder cross rasengan attack

[@deformedchad8616]

I'm scared, sora sounds too much like dio, he's 100% a stand user.

[@hhduhjougstdgbg7383]

I'll give him 6 out of 10. Although it's pretty good, his voice isn't as deep and sexy as Takehito Koyasu. I can clearly hear the different, it's not identical at all. Not sure about the guy who said he Sora using voice bot.

[@prod.newmagiciane2342]

@@hhduhjougstdgbg7383 :/

[@k23180]

@Peepeepoopoo true

[@Minerauru]

I’m in the 7th grade going into 8th, and I met a group of sixth graders that apparently heard that I could speak Japanese and asked me to speak it. I had to explain that I could only order small things like rice and tea because I was still learning, but they told me to say it anyways. 「ご飯とお茶ください」I’d say to them as if they were waiters at a Japanese restaurant, and their tiny sixth grade minds.. exploded. Mission successful.

[@jeromeabuan4759]

"Who the hell are you" 5:58 KONO DIO DA

[@juliuslopez7962]

i am dio im guesing was i rgiht??

[@RealT0ASTER_L0L]

@@juliuslopez7962 no

[@gautamdilipclassiv5880]

Dio: oh ur approaching me? Also Dio: *approaches them*

[@DicedTea]

Fax

[@arandomuser8120]

tru

[@CrazieGerry]

3:35 Wow! This guy took the Ultimate joestar technique in a new level

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

Nigerundayooooo

[@neovongola8015]

@@Constantine_Cvl8 Smokeeeey!

[@rotten9505]

You mean "to a whole 'nother level"

[@aquaticengineer]

@@Constantine_Cvl8 text that you can hear

[@ahmed4363]

@@rotten9505 comin from my mind

[@afrofantom6631]

you can tell if a japanese person is a voice actor by the way they say damn it it seems like , nice.

[@justaphantomp2465]

3:19 His plan b: NIGERUNDAYO

[@kazz649]

THE JOESTAR TEQNIQUE WORKED

[@tokyos_nextghoul2705]

SMOKEEEEY

[@kopi5806]

Now remove undayo to see the forbidden word

[@justaphantomp2465]

The technique never fails

[@user-rn5xy6gm9z]

"iVe HoNeStLy nEvEr TrIeD sOuNdInG lIkE dIo." *proceeds to do spot on perfect inpression*

[@leanloste1179]

E

[@rudy951]

Lol no offense but you need to watch more JoJo.

[@user-rn5xy6gm9z]

@@rudy951 and 3 months later after leaving this comment, i have watched more Jojo.

[@krazykidmemegod128]

OH MY GOD

[@eins2001]

Truthfully, both voices are fairly similar

[@zam5489]

Fans : How many people have u trolled? Sora : HOW MANY BREAD HAVE U EATEN IN UR LIFE?

[@varunrajesh1028]

I was ur 69th like

[@zam5489]

Lol

[@Semilav17]

81

[@anim3lastic382]

Sora? from hardcore leveling warrior

[@Nobody-eq3cv]

I don’t eat bread I eat humans bc I’m a vampire!

[@helpmeget1ksubs681]

You have a very good impersonation it's amazing to really see how talented you are.

[@Mxrley]

3:23 I love the cat's commitment to "ZA WARUDO"

[@iskra16291]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@lazymaned]

See i would give you a like.... but its at 69

[@Theratratsratingly]

I thought his name was 33 years old

[@hacker-kl8px]

my routine sleep,eat, use mobile,going for school but suddenly realized it's quarantine season,pee+poo=emty stomach some snack party,mobile=pubg,eat,sleep,eat.................................................👍

[@fandelasmonaschinas2834]

Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Nenre san-juu-san sai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto bu no bessou chitai ni ari, kekkon wa shiteinai. Shigoto wa Kame Yu chuun den no kaishain de mainichi osuku tomo yoru hachi ji made niwa kitakusuru. Tabako wa suwanai, sake wa tashinamu tedo. Yoru juu-ichi niwa toko ni tsuki, kanarazu hachi jikan wa suimin o toru you ni shiteiru. Neru mae ni atatakai miruku o nomi. Nijuu bun hodo no sutorecchi de karada o hogushite kara toko ni tsukuto. Hotondo asa made jukusui sai. Akanbou no you ni hirou ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni, asa me o samaserun da. Kenkou shindan demo ijou na shito iwaretai you. Watashi wa tsuneni kokoro no heon o negatte ikiteru ningen toiu koto o setsume shiteiru noda yo.

[@farmerwaishu]

@@wildcard6931 HE SAID THE N WORD!!!

[@shalamayne1940]

3:34 he uses his stand : "za warudo" to escape without you see him

[@alternamasaki429]

He _KING CRIMSON_ ed his way out

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

Thats what i thought hahaha

[@Abbadonum]

"sushi language" "I don't speak atomic bomb"

[@arztech6106]

Skins: **Jotaro** "I am is name kira yoshikage" *THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR AMONG US*

[@little_troll4594]

LOL

[@falks.nielsen966]

NI GA RUN DA YUUUU

[@minhazul1000]

@@falks.nielsen966 Yare yare daze, *looks over at you* YAKAMASHI

[@Maethus]

Kosaku Kawajiri: My name is 33 years old

[@arxanex5163]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@kaigeki6208]

“My name is 33 years old” -Random guy in VR Chat

[@jeniancheta7269]

Hi my name is 33 years old :)

[@eruwe6273]

My name is 33 years old

[@amgism]

"Sorry I don't speak atomic bomb" Common man, you are not supposed to roast your bros T-T

[@timwoods8297]

Thats kinda fucked up if you think of it.

[@kimi2935]

@@timwoods8297 yea because Japan literally got nuked

[@timwoods8297]

@@kimi2935 no way man, youre lying. Nukes are fake

[@ms.therapie163]

Tim Woods nah your IQ is more fake than Kim’s a*s.

[@ms.therapie163]

Tim Woods as a half Japanese I’d like to tell you it’s very much real.

[@themanofmarvels6573]

So nobody's gonna talk about 6:23?

[@IvanIsYda_]

“My name is 33 years old” HELP I CANT BREATHE

[@crackercat2.502]

Are you okay now?

[@Cherry_Yoin]

@@crackercat2.502 I think they died

[@crackercat2.502]

@@Cherry_Yoin RIP

[@jrozlie2280]

@@Cherry_Yoin proof

[@Cherry_Yoin]

@@jrozlie2280 there doesn't have to be any it's a joke-

[@charlaliezelevangelista1622]

"my name is 33 years old" me:MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[@ThundersGlory78]

Plot twist: hes the actual voice acter of both jotaro and DIO but is just pretending to not be able to do it perfectly

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

Doubtful, Since Takehito Koyasu and Daisuke Ono are two different people. However, Takehito Koyasu has done some voice lines for Star Platinum very rarely

[@josukehigashikata9140]

@@askdeterminataleandaus5670 💀 it was a joke but nice common fact-

[@hypercommand8778]

@@josukehigashikata9140 it is a fact, because I made Takehito Koyasu and Daisuke Ono eat a Rokakaka and now they combined and became Sora

[@schwarzhayasaka]

Dio: Nothing but me can only move in my Za Warudo Jotaro: 5:10

[@kakashihatake9960]

“I’ve never tried before” *proceeds to do his voice perfectly*

[@dyrroth311]

Same I can even do Jotaro Kid Jonathan

[@lmao6234]

The video is probably gonna go like this Sora will start talking to weebs do some muda muda muda and then trolled them by making them say some bizarre stuff which makes us laugh a lot

[@noarrr]

I literally almost died from laughing over the other guys speaking Japanese, grammar doesn’t exist according to them

[@leanloste1179]

E

[@moonoftheblood]

*my name is 33 years old*

[@thekingblue1579]

5:10 Golden experience Requiem moment

[@TimeGodDioBrando]

I am impressed Mortal! You can copy the voice of a god!

[@kirayoshikage98]

indeed

[@zayxn8626]

@@kirayoshikage98why is your name your age?

[@kirayoshikage98]

@@zayxn8626 as barbie once said "you can be whatever you want yo be

[@invictus82]

Dio here?!

[@IamMiyuki]

//คนโรลเพลย์

[@Prototypez]

3:01 *"Are you speaking in SUSHI language?"*

[@Kokekkoko]

Bruh, atomic bomb, the sushi language. Big ouch.

[@johnwack26]

I don't know why but they really sound racist to me

[@raphos.]

@@johnwack26 because it is

[@johnwack26]

@@raphos. it really disgusting to me hearing those unethnical rants of those two people in vr spouting about nonsense racist jokes what happened to the people nowadays they seems grandiose about themselves 😔

[@ryu246]

i thought that was racist af.

[@mmmmscrumptious433]

@@johnwack26 Ah seems I'm not the only one who never learned what a joke was

[@Jett0o0]

I love hearing people speak broken Japanese it’s hilarious

[@SewerB]

3:06 cat man was laughing exactly like Star Platinum when he hit his face with a pan bro wtf

[@baconboi8168]

DIO: Ur avatar is.... T H I C C T H I C C Cat: Thank you! DIO: NEVERMIND

[@Prototypez]

"My name is 33 years old" His mom: HEY 33 YEARS OLD, COME WASH THE DISHES!

[@_jungjungie]

Dang i miss watching u doing vrchats like this is all i watched in Quarantine

[@Dan-qu9vb]

3:24 MAAAD RESPECT

[@lazydave5998]

Why no replies lol

[@eireneoke]

here. Second reply ;"D

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Third

[@Star_Platinum_Za_Warudo]

4th

[@tobiramasenju7462]

Cat dude was awesome

[@jojocat2599]

“my name is 33 yo“ -yoshikage kira

[@discordmod972]

.

[@teamopalmeiras1914]

@@discordmod972 ,

[@IoIitas]

@@teamopalmeiras1914 a

[@Money75788]

Hi

[@Gaareth_]

Some say he is the fucking strong

[@rickross2104]

You sound really close to DIO, but DIO's voice actor just has a craziness in his DIO voice that is unparalleled.

[@StarLight-dl2el]

Like you could do better 🤭

[@kevin15535]

@@StarLight-dl2el lol he was just comparing the two

[@clevercart79]

"are you speaking the sushi language?" Is crazy bro

[@norami1405]

3:16 His plan B was the secret Joestar technique

[@ayamitsuki7024]

XD

[@CarlosYT_lq]

xD

[@mohhoicheng3995]

@@Matthew-gj6jf SMOKEYYYYYY

[@tombrandobrando3931]

Try sounding Okuyasu and scream "OI JOSUKE"

[@lavieillehokage9684]

Yo angelo

[@redjustin6642]

yo angelo

[@vbgvbg1133]

hrrmph

[@furioussans5627]

Yo angelo

[@jioshii2033]

Yo angelo

[@lGNITED]

"My name is 33 years old" I DIED LAUGHING LOOOL

[@lGNITED]

@K.V. hseehs lmao

[@karmaakabane8261]

Dio: Hou? You're approaching me? Instead of running, you're coming straight to me? Duck: Peace was never an option.

[@MisterBirju]

06:16 should have been *"Goodbye, JoJo!"*

[@Jerrowashere]

"You are Thicc" "Thank you" "NEVERMIND!"

[@KandiKlover]

Ah so this guy into furries. Very interesting >:3

[@TheFilosopher]

@@KandiKlover what a furries

[@watch371]

“My name is 33 years old” LMAO I COLLAPSED

[@leanloste1179]

E

[@relebedward7074]

6:33 green frieza: SO U TRULY THINK U CAN BEAT ME

[@ponisreal4749]

Sora : sounds exactly like dio and jotaro Everyone : hmmm, yes, soundboard

[@zeeen09]

Repeat after me: "I like Justin Bieber" This DIO is legit!!

[@_ukiy0o_]

You’re not even bad at their voices- I- honestly that voice is actually good in my opinion.

[@RawrFizzy]

I miss this kind of trolling in VRChat; used to be so wholesome.

[@octavioromero7893]

"My name is 33 years old" -Koshikague Yira

[@jessbian]

duwang

[@vala8321]

- 33 years old*

[@modernmanueee_]

The name lol

[@jstsomeotaku7293]

5:24 the worst type of torture

[@aztechhy9479]

it's funny when he started to talk as dio, I immediately said outloud "that's gotta be the real thing" only to be contradicted by himself lmao

[@doyouknowwhothisis4718]

3:10 I screen recorded this part and now I know one of the best voice lines in jojo, thanks FOR IT IS I, DIO!

[@tyrellwharfewharfe4387]

ZA WARUDO! TOKI YO TOMARE! "no" thats how you bypass timestop ppl take notes

[@tale7955]

Wo*

[@tyrellwharfewharfe4387]

@@tale7955 yo

[@tale7955]

@@tyrellwharfewharfe4387 wo*

[@tyrellwharfewharfe4387]

@@tale7955 Oh? Are you approaching me?

[@tale7955]

@@tyrellwharfewharfe4387 I can't correct the shit out of your grammar without getting closer.

[@roronoazoro8185]

4:09 he is just doing a jojo pose bro

[@velocious.8008]

Can't wait till the premiere ends. This video is definitely gonna be an absolute BANGER.

[@zxtreme31]

I really like your normal voice, it is very unique.

[@tale7955]

Dio: I don't speak English! Also Dio: *Is bri-ish*

[@big-ry5rq]

2:19 Best moment of the video

[@bruhdollan4976]

"i dont speak atomic bomb" Underrated moment of the video

[@keybladecommentaries]

My heart fluttered when I saw Sora from Kingdom Hearts