What Happens When Nyanners Makes Food...

I don't think Gordon Ramsay would ever approve of any of my cooking or my kitchen...
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[@NaumTD]

5/5 on Yelp: my Milksteak was microwaved to perfection, and the deep-fried propane tank was exploding with flavor!

[@highpitched5221]

"exploding with flavor" good dad joke

[@sangriasingh2354]

_jelly bean fragmentation did not disappoint. Boneappleteeth/10._

[@mylesobrien7477]

@@sangriasingh2354 fragmentation lol

[@brawlt2164]

The kitchen can't handle your culinary prowess

[@modifiedakm2651]

Yelp reviewer: wait hold up why is there a claymore in my sala-

[@nevla.]

Gordon Nyamsy is the cutest thing I've heard in my life.

[@mahreen8992]

Gordon Nyansy

[@moorbene5104]

Gordon ramsay: " I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me"

[@leqstareu3507]

Most holy sound to hav blessed my ears

[@apexgear2340]

@Jessie Shay Thanks, captain obvious

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

​@@moorbene5104 Also Gordon Ramsay: But anyways, it might be raw but I'll pass.

[@Aidan.w]

I can't tell if she genuinely just doesn't know how to pronounce these foods or if every word in existence is lewd sounding

[@darkmoon2503]

Both

[@TheShaitan2000]

In spanish is worse, since "Penne" sounds exactly like how you would say "penis" in spanish. You can never take it seriously.

[@bloodstoneore4630]

Yes

[@sebastianramirez9090]

@@TheShaitan2000 true, i cant take that pasta seriously because of that

[@VVV.12345]

@@TheShaitan2000 I was today years old when i discovered spanish doesn't pronounce double consonants, lol (You can just call them 'plumas', I guess)

[@psytastic2215]

"here's a pumpkin it is a miserable pile of secrets" has to be my favorite way of describing a pumpkin

[@RyanStark-sy6xm]

The way she threw food on the ground and tell me to eat up awakened something in me. God I need this.

[@goatythecringeyone7686]

o7 cmdr

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

I said it once and I'll say it again: Jugs, the editor, is freaking God and he makes me laugh so hard with his edits.

[@floo0o0]

Preach brotha

[@cbohnstedt4477]

Of course her editor's name is jugs . . .

[@kestrel3282]

Course Nyanners would have trouble remembering 4 things on a recipe, she's senile after all.

[@NightLight_SS]

Oh right, "that" stream.

[@ArkBlanc]

She's a fake boomer after all.

[@Neon-zq5of]

@@NightLight_SS Do I want to know?

[@NightLight_SS]

@@Neon-zq5of uhh wdym i actually dont get the point

[@Neon-zq5of]

@@NightLight_SS Do I want to know what "that" stream means

[@ExistenceIsALie]

It's confirmed, Nyanners is Gordon Ramsay daughter

[@kanidkanid5090]

😂😂😂😂

[@nilumy3495]

Gordon Nyamsy

[@spookyuephobia]

@@nilumy3495 now this is a rare case of humans thinking with 100% of their brains

[@abortedButGoated]

she's Gordon's uncle

[@pokismee]

and it is also confirmed that being Gordon's daughter does not mean that you are good at cooking

[@mouro2059]

As a Russian, I was in fucking agony at the bortsch part.

[@ashaler__]

as a ukrainian, i must agree

[@YMunesanzun]

As a human being that can cook his own meals, I was in constant agony. Laughing. But in agony.

[@crazym8211]

Same

[@gandalfoneee3492]

Man I'm Italian and the part of Penne was an agony

[@tairhan7404]

@@ashaler__ as part ukranian, i must also agree, actual pain from watching that

[@membrane4031]

Moral of the story: Never let Nyanners and Haachama in a kitchen together.

[@winchesterchua3311]

What if they were?

[@omrilacsina7526]

Their culinary creativity is so astronomical that when they cook together a black hole would open up.

[@isdrakon9802]

Never let vshojo into a kitchen. I think all of them who played this exploded things

[@PurplePiiPii]

id like that ngl

[@captainplaceholder4482]

Never let Nyanners and Haachama. This is sufficient enough.

[@Abandoned_Bad_Dragon_Toy]

*"Being fed by Nyanners is a fate worse than death"* - 𝘎𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘴𝘢𝘺

[@blainetate743]

Ah, I wish.

[@ShaqNasty557]

@Mister Metokur Haachama vs Nyanners

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

@@ShaqNasty557 Soma Yukihira vs Nyanners. ngl, I think she'd be into some of his experimental meals.

[@devonmc4417]

Like one man said: "There are fates worse than death"

[@laserguidedburrito8750]

Haachama: Finally, a worthy opponent! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!

[@sadiablo]

Chat: Was there anything that I ate today that wasn't microwaved?? Nyanners: The gas tank. Chat: You fricking donut you don't microwave gas tank!!

[@fernandoariasramirez7014]

apparently you deep fry it

[@Burneth_]

@@fernandoariasramirez7014 dammit, you quick sonuvalobalona

[@fernandoariasramirez7014]

:v

[@arturkairiss5285]

I think that gas tank was half cooked and half raw

[@arkraith4148]

Took me a bit to realize this was a reference lmao. I love it

[@josephsterling2469]

5:48 she had so much oil that the US invaded.

[@CollinFTW820]

OIL!!! DAT THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!

[@Doomslayr677]

@@CollinFTW820 yes fellow American blyat

[@stonethemason12]

@@Doomslayr677 What even are you

[@bigboi4269]

@@stonethemason12 Is American no? We Americans yes, what is social security number?

[@martinhavlicek4011]

5:59 imagine her neighbors hearing that

[@edalyn_owl]

I’m sure they’re used to her by now

[@TheSunShineMann]

Editor "Small minds are easily amused" Nyanners two seconds later "heh heh Penne"

[@simplemaddness]

Nyanners learns words laughs like she's 5... me: why is this funny to me??

[@sir.bryant5217]

Because

[@cloudcartoons224]

@@RazielTheStray good work comrade

[@SWANNAH69]

*I would love to get the mouse pad*

[@Khor_Toons6000]

That remains me of Uruha Rushia pettan (chopping board) but newly became a mouse pad

[@NIHILWR]

She already has them shipped worldwide in Grocery stores. I think she named it The Cutting Board

[@miletilblight2181]

*Nyanpad

[@ashleyshere302]

We all would

[@GoatSimpulator]

You can find it online now... Look up "cutting board", it's pretty legit!!!

[@MGQwertz90]

The editor is so good! Just with some extra animations here and there, it makes the video/stream highlight so much better.

[@dimiterriku410]

Ah yes, there is nothing like being wrapped up in a blanket by the fireplace, with my phone and hot cocoa in tow, and watching Nyanners without headphones as my family questions my sanity. This is bliss and I wouldn't exchange a thing for it

[@ryrheurg6947]

Amen

[@munchadd]

Bruuh

[@63ch31]

Brave boi, I did it by mistake, and they just assumed I was watching hentai anime lol

[@tenshi890]

This stream was my first introduction to Nyanners, when she made that Castlevania refrence I knew I was sold!

[@hollowsephiroth]

“Here’s a pumpkin. It’s a miserable pile of secrets.” WHAT IS A PUMPKIN?!

[@mrmatthewshun]

They always ask "what's the pumpkin", but never "how's the pumpkin" 😔✊

[@beliasphyre3497]

When is the pumpkin?

[@wickederebus]

@@mrmatthewshun its dead.

[@wickederebus]

@@beliasphyre3497 10 years from now

[@randomperson9498]

@@beliasphyre3497 Why is the pumpkin?

[@swhite8978]

Never in my entire life, I thought someone would call penne (paennae), peenee. I'm laughing in Italian right now

[@Muxeroth]

As an Italian i accept the peenee pronunciation

[@swhite8978]

@@otaking3582 no no, think of AE like latin, not english. So paennae is not pain eh, but closer to pen eh

[@sammer1097]

And here I always thought it was pronounced "pen"

[@NukeRadius]

Haha peeni funni

[@bloodstoneore4630]

If I had a penne for every time I've heard it pronounced that way

[@arc6783]

the amount of patience the editor has to edit this video while listening to Nyanner's humour is ...

[@taznixx1126]

admirable

[@edwardxie3432]

Nyanners: *yeets gas into the deep fryer* The fryer: so you have chosen death...

[@CorporalCanada]

Her editor is having way too much fun with the Gordon Ramsay edits *I love it*

[@hinorashi]

The edits on this video are top tier, but also as a Italian american I'm slightly offended by her pronunciation of penne as peene but on the hand as a manchild haha peen funni

[@PALACIO254]

Hehe like weiner

[@ohhello6004]

Yes

[@Ignisvoid001]

pee pee poo poo

[@hyperblitz2077]

@@PALACIO254 ha ha she's refering to the male genitalia by mispronouncing it in a humorous way

[@Gamer-kg4ec]

Nyanners is cracked out of her mind but that’s what the appeal is

[@cloudcartoons224]

Did the 100th like for you mate

[@shaan__real]

My god this has some strong haachama cooking energy. Everything is inedible and chaotic

[@j2m3_raiden5]

@Mister Metokur you dare challenge the haachama?

[@piranhabones]

There's a small yet no impossible chance of Gordon Ramsey actually being Nyanners in disguise

[@marutafrfx8910]

Nyanners is too insanely good at her job of providing happiness and silliness for absolutely no apparent reason

[@LunaTycho]

Nyanners really be giving me that "return to monke" experience

[@theperson088]

No offense but I think it would be best if you didn’t cook ever again

[@cloudcartoons224]

I second to that

[@muhoku]

Preach. Again, no offense

[@RaiosSephi]

If you have a decent amount for repairs. Go ahead.

[@SillyPC]

@@RaiosSephi And the hospital and ER bills

[@ItsHonski]

She should do a cooking collab with Haachama

[@lmaocatgirls387]

"Ahhh I'm getting impatient" *Adds MORE TIME*

[@fhey7903]

Honestly, the only thing I could think while watching this was, "Why she making stew in a paella pan?"

[@bgaming2297]

I love these types of games where you can either accomplish your goal perfectly, or destroy everything trying.

[@matil7880]

*"Sorry my aim's a little bad"* *while using yellow sauce*

[@mafkkos]

I learned something. Keep nyanner out of the kitchen, if she is in the kitchen there will be an explosion

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

Yeah, the kitchen will inexplicably explode while she's randomly talking about milk steak.

[@ShinAmamiyaCh]

No argument I love Nyaners. She like the stupid friend I can't stop laughing with

[@flailofthelord]

same here, been that way since day one

[@Phoenix0F8]

She has one of the most chill vibes of any youtube personality I've ever seen.

[@tyeallmighty4145]

Same 😂

[@royalblanket]

Except you misspelled Nyanners

[@royalblanket]

Except you misspelled Nyanners

[@wickederebus]

I'm concerned that most of my friend group acts like Nyanners. . .

[@_c16_]

what a fucking great friend group you have

[@Dividend.Dynamics]

@c16🤣

[@ImANormie]

5:47 i was so distracted by the *chef's* laugh that i actually jumped when the propane tank exploded

[@FanAdvocacyNetwork]

“Maintaining high standards while under pressure is what separates a chef from a donkey.” - Gordon Ramsay

[@NuDimon]

And here's what a complete lack of any standards at all looks like.

[@dootnoot6052]

V-Tuber: *exists* Kitchen: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@Varnarok]

"There's pee on the floor, it wasn't me!" -Noted Piss Goblin

[@futuristicbus61]

Gordon Naymsy is the cutest god damn thing I’ve heard, and it’s funny how wholesome she can be. I’m also proud to now be building a collection of Nyanners memes.

[@ancientbuns6770]

whoever this editor is keep him, im loving the slight roasts he makes

[@thelazypanzer]

*Nyanners successfully turned the stove into an anti tank mine*

[@Xquiszte]

I feel like Vtubers are a new species of human. They are still small in number and vulnerable. We must protect them and help them grow so that future generations can enjoy their goofness.

[@RRVCrinale]

It's a format that sets a certain kind of entertainer personality _free,_ and I'm grateful for it.

[@yeeeers]

Спасибо, дорогой товарищ Няннерс, за борщ! Было видно, что вы умеете его готовить! Thank you, dear comrade Nyaners for borscht! It was obvious that you know how to cook it!

[@Wazzen563]

I read that in Life of Boris' voice. 👍

[@emptytrashben2375]

1:51 Oh got Nyanners has a fire extinguisher 2:16 Oh god Nyanners got ahold of a propane tank

[@benevolentwisdom]

The Gordon Ramsay inputs for this made it soo fucking good. Excellent job editor!!

[@siralpha6020]

She somehow managed to outdo her self every time lol 😂

[@anantorizkiadi1800]

Someone please send this video to Gordon Ramsey ASAP!!!

[@D4rtCt]

"Small minds are easily amused" Yes, I am small brain

[@loopingmoon1444]

I can't stop coming back to this video. This and the cooking challenge from offline TV are the best cooking videos

[@flamerguy6111]

Finally, a worthy competitor for haachama.

[@pedrotrivelatoferreira2776]

"Mom, can we get food?" "No, we have food at home" The food at home:

[@felixgutierrez993]

... *Perfection*

[@ZeroYazawa]

Awesome food, of course! Hehehe

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

Nyanners initial reaction to making a small mess: "Screw it, im putting the propane tank in the oven, lets burn this place to the ground!"

[@jaele2953]

aH yES, the secret ingredient every bowl of Borscht ought to have *fIRE rETARDANT*

[@Drudicta]

"Floor meat". Nyanner's don't talk about yourself that way. You're at least a 4 star filet.

[@Nightweaver1]

Letting Nyanners near a kitchen is a Class XK End of the World Scenario.

[@greetings1823]

She is such a bundle of chaos and cuteness.

[@stevelucky7579]

I freaking love you editor-san, keep up the good work bro.

[@JugsLinterfins]

❤️

[@tchanthaphaeng]

I didn’t even know there were explosions in this game..

[@wytildlool]

Well now you do

[@ZION73082]

Life Finds A Way! lol ;3

[@mattz9268]

3 people who will end reality if they’re ever in a kitchen together: -Haachama -Crit1tikal -Nyanners

[@CountCowy]

every time i find myself having finished nyanners video, I always question what I did wrong in life

[@matriarchofazure7607]

8:13 The food was such an abomination that God himself had to take it away. It's gone.

[@redtooth6695]

Gordon Ramsay: WHAT ARE YOU!!! Nyanners: an idiot sandwich Gordon Ramsay: no you should say a cute cat syandwich.

[@kindkindred]

Nyandwich

[@regalvas]

Nyanners is both.

[@Africanhorror]

cute cat idiot sandwich

[@Newbmann]

I prefure CEW DIE PIE Oh sorry I think its spelled CUTIE PIE Or would it be Q D PIE either way its a PIE.

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

"Why do you want milk steak?" Words said moments before disaster.

[@TheEel228]

Kaboom?

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

@@TheEel228 hehe Hell yeah, Rico. Kaboom.

[@TheEel228]

@@rowmacnezumi8953 Ah the bit is done excellent. Safe travels 'hovers out'

[@firstlast-pz3jz]

I don't think I have ever seen her this happy before in her earlier videos. I'm glad life is going well for her.

[@nelivanbinas9837]

"small minds are easily amused"..

[@grey9507]

nvm i don't wanna marry her i feel like her cooking skills will get me killed

[@FlorenceFox]

That's coward talk.

[@whatTheFup]

This is like softcore Haachama anyway xD

[@grey9507]

@@FlorenceFox man I aint eating mystery food X that shit will destroy me

[@snowpools8498]

@@grey9507 weak mindset

[@Mechagodzilla128]

@@snowpools8498 no he's right. As a species, we find eating poison to be undesirable.

[@Vezaiho]

No. I don't think I will be eating your cooking Nyanners :(

[@acativ9]

how dare you???? >:(

[@kindkindred]

Next meal: A fan who refused to eat

[@TokieMcPot]

that's fine, that just means more for me

[@NightLight_SS]

This is the Nyanners in VShojo Day 1. And now I'm afraid of Day 30

[@panheaddragonwolfpaw]

There needs to be a Hell's Kitchen season where all the vtubers fight. The chaos that would ensue shall be GLORIOUS

[@neetboi]

Whoever edited this did a fucking amazing job. It felt as though Gordon Ramsey was actually in the room with nyanners roasting the shit out of her cooking

[@FireStyleEnjoyer]

Not gonna lie, Nyatasha makes the best borsch in all Wild Russia **Dancing Cheeki-Breeki in the distance**

[@GenkiGanbare]

I think there's some $10,000 kitchen appliances she didn't destroy

[@KiralystMusic]

I love how there's a Gordon Ramsay clip for everything Nyanners does

[@Luis-oh3mt]

“What are you doing u DONUT”-idk probably Gordon

[@docbenway1082]

"What is a pumpkin? A miserable little pile of secrets!" -Nyanners, or Dracula or something, idk

[@Peregrius]

I don’t think this cat girl has ever eaten food in her life. Then again, maybe I’ve just been eating food the wrong way.

[@The_ASMR_Listener]

Your editor's editing speaks into my soul

[@rainypot1766]

Alternate title: "Gordon Ramsay bullies Nyanners."

[@wickederebus]

Alternatively Nyanners tortures Gordon Ramsey

[@JohnRRyder]

Favorite video for the fact that seeing her avatar freak out while she's reacting to things (primarily the propane tank XD) is hilarious for me. When she REALLY is laughing, and the avatar clearly loses track of her movements, kinda helps me envision just how "hard" she is actually laughing (or something like throwing her arms up, moving back suddenly from the PC, etc.) Just another reason I love this silly (And semi perverted) cat spawn...thing... ...from hell.

[@Vtuber_Enthusiast000]

Dude. Your a legend for adding in that wiggles reference

[@kidwithasquid3577]

Nyanner's with chat in the kitchen : *Kitchen goes boom* Nyanner's alone in the kitchen : *homeless*

[@dx5gaming715]

Never knew Gordan Ramsey should deal with this much atrocious acts in Hell's Kitchen

[@jojossniper]

God tier Editing XD props to Jugs!

[@asianjesus9642]

just imagining eating this is starting to make me gag and I love it

[@TeaDrinkr_ow]

Nyanners I almost died of choking on my cereal from laughter after watching. I'm glad I get to see another Nyanners video instead of not doing that because of dying from choking :3 Edit - I was coughing for about 10 minutes cause I had a cheerio stuck in my throat. I solved this by drinking the milk from the bowl of cereal :>

[@rainypot1766]

nyanners: "i'm gonna make it a little easier for you to eat." *proceeds to spill everything and break the bowl* me: _ah my favorite- bowl shards_

[@Jergy2]

Yeah, that's... pretty much what I expected.

[@oitudobem2046]

Me too

[@balabak]

"Don't try this at home" Well I'ma try this at school... ofc it's for science and not becuz I had a lot of stress at school

[@nevla.]

The editing on these videos always makes me laugh.

[@木偶野坊太郎]

3:43 This is what I’ve ever been looking for!!! It looks so good.... If my English is shOt, don’t mention it.

[@VanguardEndeavor]

0:34 Damn editor, going off 😂

[@AHurdOfBronies_]

This is like if HowToBasic turned into a cute catgirl.

[@jtho8937]

Haachama with cat DNA then

[@Koronel79]

So she chose the Haachama path.

[@Koba_103]

Мммм, а пахнэ як, вкусно! Ну вот, я нажарiв окорочок, а потом поiм, когда остинэ

[@texas837]

Наконец то нашел

[@aloafofbagels6381]

We need the Kitchen Nightmares KZbin channel to see this. It's an absolute must-see!