Drunk vs Sober Catgirl Tests

I attempted the human benchmark test while sober, then tried it again after getting drunk! If there's anything to learn from this video, it's that the Chimp Test is way too hard...
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[@afinoxi]

"Wait , she was sober all this time ?" "Always has been."

[@gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461]

Wut

[@leqstareu3507]

@@gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461 he’s making a joke that he thought nyanners was always drunk because of how crazy and funny she is because she’s such a loose cannon it makes her seem like she’s always drunk

[@flaminshotgun]

@@leqstareu3507 Or making a comment that she might be faking it

[@Jreft]

I think they meant to say "she was *monke* all this time?"

[@spamapms6431]

@@leqstareu3507 Demoman?

[@brandonweatherstone2380]

"I like listening to Debussy." Plays Wagner instead.

[@KillerQ13]

Debussy is rather tame for the amount of chaos :P

[@Glorc72000]

I think she only said Debussy because it sounds funny

[@arvinrunstein5707]

Beat me too it.

[@justinauyeung1290]

Always finish on da Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

[@CenPapi]

I legit was starting to rage

[@Anima4station]

"Don't drink while drunk" -Nyanners.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

I mean she has a point. Once your drunk a few more drinks feels like no big deal.

[@slimprism]

What a splendid idea to not go deeper.

[@TheIshikawaRin]

People die when they are killed.

[@flaminshotgun]

While drunk is the best time to drink!

[@jaxquill]

Inspirational quotes for 2021.

[@belltmpst]

“this is why you should not drink while drunk.” lmaoo pls 😭

[@Cmpunk_Fanatic]

Lmao

[@HamsterPants522]

@@hitori_4 pls sobbing emoji

[@frewtlewps1152]

“People die when they are killed”

[@nytrouz_original]

you cant speak while talking

[@HamsterPants522]

@@nytrouz_original you can't drink while swallowing liquid?

[@sonicbhoc]

Your editor is god-tier.

[@hengedraws]

Jubs Is a legend

[@ghost-mactavish4730]

This episode was probably the best. The other edits are usually unfunny as fuck

[@NeinBreaker]

She has a surprisingly good grasp on things while sauced.

[@rainwhater]

Man, functioning alcoholics are fuckin crazy

[@frostyasparagus8276]

It comes with practice

[@shift658]

There were Saturday nights I remember nothing about except for cooking 500+ plates and my Chef bringing me Tequila. In my small town you can get away with it but don't be like me kids.

[@suprtroopr1028]

@@shift658 c'mon. You gonna sit there and try to tell me there are chefs that aren't at least mildly tanked on shift? If that bottle isn't gone by the end of the night, no one was working there that night.

[@joltymaximum1593]

Maybe a little too good? On second thought best not to think about it any further.

[@buttermanaws4693]

Honestly sober and drunk Nyanners is not that different from each other she's still cute chaotic and still one of the weirdest people I know

[@leqstareu3507]

Lmfao literally she basically jus returned to monke while drunk😂😂 can’t speak properly

[@lsevent]

You don't know her.

[@Babylauncher3000]

You must have missed the 20 min crying and apology segment that came afterwards. Lol Nyanners is a sloppy drunk.

[@eeeeee1224]

drunk nyanners couldnt dodge a ball

[@FlutterSwag]

@@eeeeee1224 the image i just had hahaha, 'bonk'

[@TheHustlingFox]

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

[@Princess_Dante]

Imagine if George Carlin saw VTubers

[@TheOfficialDjProduct]

@@Princess_Dante He's probably rolling in his grave at humanity itself

[@misterzero6174]

@@TheOfficialDjProduct as he would say, i’m sure he ain’t doing a fucking thing xD

[@mugentenshin138]

System: "Average reaction time of this is 215 ms" Nyanners: "Oh wow, I'm so average" System: "... Including people that are drunk"

[@marcar9marcar972]

You’re right, the curve might not be normally distributed

[@ryanjry2790]

I don’t think Nyanners is even capable of returning to monke with that chimp test score

[@NoHolllw]

Years of subliminal training wasted!

[@devilsadvocate22289]

But if she is dumber than a chimp, doesn’t that make it easier to return to monke? 🤔🤔🤔

[@PizzaNuggetz1738]

@@devilsadvocate22289 You imply that chimp dumb?!

[@karoshn]

@@devilsadvocate22289 no chimp smart, chimp doesn’t settle for mediocrity

[@houseking9211]

actually the hardest one tho

[@LisaVGG]

Nyanners sounds drunk even when she’s not

[@LisaVGG]

@Emil C. I figured that out the easy/hard way...scuba dying

[@Jetfox967]

Yep

[@svenplayz1649]

I honestly read you comment as "nyanners sounding drunk is even hotter" idk why.

[@LisaVGG]

@@svenplayz1649 okay that’s funny my dude

[@BloodyMobile]

She was born with a rare disease and is naturally intoxicated. And it seems to affect her the least in FPS, so she should do a drunk collab FPS challenge, she could win that one xD

[@artinyyk]

I always assumed Nyanners was just a functional alcoholic. Instead she’s just a barely functioning catgirl and a dysfunctional alcoholic.

[@Aflay1]

Nyanners: _hic_ [Everybody liked that.]

[@muaries12]

Forget silvers Ara Ara Nyanmers hic is my new kryptonite

[@Aflay1]

@@muaries12 Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

[@Jay-et6zd]

"I love listening to Debussy" Cue Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries

[@Glorc72000]

I thought I was good at the verbal memory test, but I'm not even as good as Nyanners when she's drunk, much less when she's sober.

[@jioriku]

Ah yes Debussy. Very prevalent on Femboy Friday

[@SpindlyJohnny]

Oh, Debussy, I love Debussy! Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy. Oh, look at the pianist! The pianist is so good with Debussy. So you like his early work? Oh, yes. When Debussy was young, that's when you want Debussy. Ok, I'll take these two. Very good, sir. Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

[@jioriku]

@@SpindlyJohnny *mass clapping*

[@dragonbutt]

So glad someone else said it.

[@dum5247]

@@jioriku what kind of clapping?-

[@jioriku]

@@dum5247 *cough*

[@matheusmoreira9951]

Ah yes, Debussy, famous for composing Wagner's Ride of the Walkyries

[@parisbtw5779]

i want to ride those valkyries ^*.*^

[@furinick]

@@parisbtw5779 i want to be the ride

[@nowiecoche]

The House of Usher sure sounded way too overly excited there.

[@inediblegrobb7524]

Nyanners might very well be normal, and that is truly horrifying.

[@LukasVokrinek]

It gives us 'normal' people hope!

[@PatVX1]

Probably the most amusing thing to me is that she's always aware of how drunk she sounds while drunk.

[@LyrosHazard]

This is actually a good way to show the effects of alcohol has on the brain

[@claydub19]

that hiccup at the end was so freaking adorable

[@theryuyami]

Can we take a moment to appreciate whoever did those subtitles, thank you for showing us what's really going on.

[@chcknwng83]

9:11 Nice to know that Nyanners is a Disney Princess

[@darclL]

The time stamp tho...

[@your_average_cultured_dude]

9/11 what's your emergency?

[@Guilty_Grey86]

Alinity cat must’ve been some type of inspiration

[@CCA.C17.SQL.02Idot]

Oh no no no no no

[@Guilty_Grey86]

@@CCA.C17.SQL.02Idot oh yea

[@bobcatbix]

Let me just hurl my cat at the wall and punt it into traffic while screaming 'POGGERS'😒

[@Kilesfactor]

MILO- *yeet*

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

Is nyanners finally applying for her human citizenship?😂

[@shadowslayer205]

She failed because she scored too low on the monke test.

[@MoltenSnowball]

FPS Players take note, your aim slightly improves when drunk I expect all players in major tournaments to be drunk from here on out

[@furinick]

I think it may actually be a good idea, majors are stressfull

[@Darteghoster]

Nah we will stick to the usual meth

[@isdrakon9802]

"I swear, it's easier to play demoman drunk"

[@somegal-89]

I only play FPS games drunk. At this point it actually feels weird to play them sober.

[@MoltenSnowball]

@@somegal-89 Good man

[@juanpardo3994]

this stream was so cute

[@night1952]

The drunk karaoke was a lot of fun.

[@Glorc72000]

@@night1952 She actually sang death grips and it was amazing

[@HelloHello-vk5ob]

@@Glorc72000 wait really? What stream was it, I need to know, for science

[@Glorc72000]

@@HelloHello-vk5ob The very same stream. I think she just uploaded it to her vods channel.

[@crazydude610]

Someone give the editor a big ol kiss for doing such a great job. Just a big ol smooch.

[@ganrielzembago5622]

Oh man her scores when she was drunk on the first half was quite average. ....what? Nyanners *wasn't* drunk the first half? *what?*

[@dipmybutt616]

NANI!

[@RazzBeri1]

She just sounds dunrk always

[@calistman222]

10:09 "Mam, have you been drinking tonight?"

[@calistman222]

"Mam, I'm going to ask you to put down the bottle and exit the vehicle."

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

So okay, seto kaiba has a quote for every situation in life I swear.

[@nullpoint3346]

Seto Kaiba gives some great life advice.

[@CcinoWrath]

"Always finish on the Bach, never finish on Debussy."

[@stangjr5236]

1:34 Damn even the editor's firing shots now.

[@diegopeart]

the editing and subtitling in these videos is just perfection. I was howling LMAO

[@Metalhed1300p]

1:33 the editor not having any of it lol

[@DctrGizmo]

"This is why you should not drink while drunk."

[@PierceArner]

I appreciate the editing of the proper values for this curation of accurate drunk Nyanners skill capacity.

[@IRMentat]

truly, the editing here was an entertainment highlight

[@High5748]

When Nyanners said "Don't F*** with me" we witness her unleashing 1% of her true power.

[@lifehackerhansol]

8:44 “For every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”

[@flaminshotgun]

Nyanners has the alcohol tolerance of an actual toddler XD Fits with her food choice I suppose

[@heavenlyrey]

Sober Nyanners: i like this. Drunk Nyanners: but I like this more.

[@The_Anti-Guide]

8:45 A true genius if ever there was one

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

How is she already drunk?! It's only been an hour. *Russian anthem plays and gets louder* ...Ah. I do like that a constant is that, no matter what, cat < monke.

[@masterb2130]

the editing on this is god tier

[@lordzaboem]

All hail Jugs and his divine keyboard

[@killerlight2265]

“This is why you should not drink when drunk” nayaner 3031

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

These tests were rather something, but the way both Nyanners and chat answered them were just incredible

[@Aflay1]

Drunk Nyan reminds me of Daffy Duck after being struck with a heavy object.

[@SurlyGhost]

6:13 HOW you can be so pumped and so tired in ONE sentence

[@cow_tools_]

Hahah, cut out the part where the word memory game kept showing the word 'f*g' over and over again.

[@LoadingError0]

the “my goodness, what an idea.” fucking got me lmao, shoutouts to editor

[@GuitarGuruGaming]

“I’m normal!” “Yeah you keep telling yourself that”

[@caitlyn5305]

When nyanners said “HUUUUUUUU” I got an add did the Bible

[@pastel_pink]

I wanna cosplay that outfit

[@rosewood_uwu8865]

do it!!

[@WDWatameVirus]

Cosplaying Nyanners sounds like an amazing thing, good luck trying it!

[@Nomarura]

Saaaame

[@seankelley9347]

"That sounds like Kingdom He-*fails*-arts."

[@obiwankenobi1608]

*Reactions are temporary but Being Drunk Is Eternal.*

[@fallenangelaz4085]

Sure feels like it

[@eternalsentinel2089]

09:14 The angelic singing of a eldrich piss goblin.

[@blitzballbrian3428]

Nyan is seriously funny, drunk Nyan is fucking hilarious 🤣

[@greob]

Awesome editing work once again. xD

[@lolo_05._.17]

Russian catgirl getting drunk Who would have thougt

[@professorweeb]

Huge respect to Nyanners' editor who's probably the only person ever who can decipher and transcript anything that she says even though it's beyond mortal understanding

[@EnderMega]

2:06 Im surprise how the model got that

[@ChuuniVT]

2:43 You see, Chimps have smart monke brain, while Nyanners has doodoo dumb cat brain 🧠

[@redranger4180]

This was a really chill stream that had me smiling, laughing, and giggling from dorky bakaness, if that is even a phrase lol. Even so, I still really enjoyed it nyanners and thanks for making our day happier and full of laughs 😀👍❤👏😂🙆😘

[@mikrbruh3683]

These videos deadass be making me happy so thanks

[@IwasJustJoeKingBroChill]

Nyanners: am i poggers? Me: no nyanners, you're a pogchamp!

[@T4ZSK1]

7:03 Something faintly musical is trying to escape Nyanners but it's rowing upstream against a river of alcohol.

[@luxie]

Effects of alcohol: Alcohol's slow-down effect on your brain can make you drowsy, so you may doze off more easily. Nyanners: I clenched up my butt so I would react sooner

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

Quality nyanners and editing as per usual. I go in for surgery tomorrow and in case it doesn't go well, thanks for a lot of laughs over this very rough time in my life.

[@unathearoacemenace3157]

Yes, cat girl waifuuuuuu

[@michaelc.4321]

“Oh I love Debussy” *sings Wagner*

[@Zero-rf7il]

Yes yes cat girl drunk more yesss

[@MaDSkIllZPrOduCtioNZ]

She Radiates chaotic energy regardless of being drunk or sober, this was a joy to watch lol

[@selya_UwU]

Her drunk reaction time is my normal .-.

[@Christopher-N]

(00:41) Reaction time test: It's like muscle memory. Don't think about it, just let it happen. (03:38) -Mavis- Melody Beacon Teaches Typing (04:59) "Did you know that most people's lives are governed by telephone numbers?" -- Eddie, ship's computer (05:33) Memorize the squares: Reminds me of a puzzle near the end of _Myst._

[@tamed4171]

Whether you're drunk or sober, you're still really funny and cute

[@blackarican4523]

1:55 nyanners.exe has stopped working

[@flawda3815]

This is why you should not drink when drunk” -Nyanners

[@the_hyrulean_super_saiyan]

Man nyanners Christmas outfit looks so good on you

[@MeowlinWasHere]

Why must you be so cute I’m becoming addicted to the wrong things

[@sphinxthegamecrasher5576]

Nyanners is the dictionary example of "Chaotic Neutral"

[@TheAuzzieKid]

While Nyanners was taking the chimp test, the chat was taking the simp test.

[@VerbalLearning]

0:23 This is what good Debussy sounds like

[@emanuelsinclair4095]

Its not Debussy lmao

[@tatogod3573]

Top ten reasons to return to monke Number 1: Monke ace chimpanzee test, human/cat girl do very bad.

[@nerwinhaloot3776]

*”Don’t drink while your drunk”* -nyanners 2021

[@certifiedpossum8655]

That's just drinking in moderation but with extra steps

[@Kilesfactor]

7:19 Even while drunk, she can't help herself from referencing Orson Welles while he's trying to do a Paul Masson Wine commercial.

[@TurtleChad1]

These tests have been approved by a turtle

[@juicyice8280]

I don’t believe in turtles

[@jasminejohnson7740]

Didn’t ask comment spammer

[@jgeugene]

Nyanners: I'm normal! Some random game character: Yeah... You keep telling yourself that bullshit

[@BrunoLopes-ou1gy]

Day 5 of asking nyanners to sing "nyans not hot" on stream

[@ziggy2671]

Thanks you jugs for this beautiful video

[@nerwinhaloot3776]

My cousin: *Tells somethings My face: 1:15

[@paimonbutter]

she got over double my typing speed when drunk, with fewer mistakes

[@-_-Riley.]

11:43 but it’s adorable

[@dragonlord68]

The commitment to statistical integrity is pretty poggers.

[@SuperMegaDudeguy]

How do you say "I want to get drunk"? Most people: "I want to get drunk." Nyanners: "I'M SCIENCE"

[@JSoEff05]

5:38 sounds lewd

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

I'd kill to have this cat's drunk typing speed, much less her sober speed.

[@EmeraldSpencer]

0:20 Just remember to finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

[@BlackPistolYT]

Nyanners at 1:33 be like: I'm normal! Yeah, keep telling yourself that bullcrap. Nyanners at 1:46: The Sequence Memory Test At 1:46, it's like the one task in Among Us.

[@thunderborn3231]

what they dont say about the chimpanzee test is that those chimps have been doing that test everyday for years, so not only have they gotten faster, but they have memorized the possible combinations it can spawn as

[@bwaindead5539]

Y’all are saying she sounds no different when she’s drunk, but holy crap, I didn’t realize just how wack she could possibly get.