What I Know Now || Betelgeuse

[@scaredtosharemynameonthein1578]

The way musicals can take one line from the movie and make it an entire song is just amazing

[@Heathersemptycupofdraincleaner]

I agree i love this song but I wish I was at the musical in 2019

[@wheeker409]

my dead gay son

[@scaredtosharemynameonthein1578]

@@wheeker409 great example

[@claygrunt6378]

Stick it to the man School of rock the musical

[@ddbob1]

@@wheeker409 our live is God too.

[@coltonstillwell3590]

Imagine if they used this to help prevent suicide. Like someone goes into a building expecting a therapy session, only for all these people to show up and break out into this song.

[@serenitythesiren5031]

I’d go to therapy every single fucking time.

[@GR33G0_DA_3GG0]

@@serenitythesiren5031real

[@fungusboi8689]

True

[@Nick-lz5lx]

When they first advertised this musical for Broadway in 2019, I was beyond skeptical. I was so sure that it wouldn’t be able to do the cult source material justice and wouldn’t be worth watching, let alone successful. But my god, was I wrong. I went to see it in January 2020, and I honestly believe this is the most perfect Broadway musical adaptation of a film, EVER. Probably the most ambitious (and impressive) set/lighting design of any show I’ve seen, on point costumes, the writing which changes the story up enough that it does it’s own thing and stays relevant while also respecting the original film, the music which speaks for itself, and to top it all off the most incredible and energetic performances you could ask for. Perfect casting all around. Easily one of the best shows of the past decade.

[@specificallyrandomweirdo]

So.... You thought you knew, but you were wrong? (I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T NOT SAY IT-)

[@cabinetman7124]

@@specificallyrandomweirdo how does it feel being the funniest person on the internet

[@specificallyrandomweirdo]

@@cabinetman7124 That was by far, one of the unfunniest things I've ever commented... I kinda forgot about it-

[@randomperson22856]

Alex Brightman makes an awesome Beetle Juice right? As do all the cast members with their roles.

[@specificallyrandomweirdo]

Of course! They all did absolutely great!

[@not_urgurlmel5207]

She is such a good singer, not to mention she is dancing in heels! This actress is amazing!

[@indoraptor12345]

The lyrics to this song are sooooo good! Can we all just appreciate the meaning behind this song?

[@quinnlee-miller9792]

This girl is dancing in fucking heels, someone give her the Oscar please

[@alexm1596]

Tony**

[@carmenmercedes9903]

First off its a tony and second with the right amount of practice it's pretty easy lol

[@demonica180]

@@carmenmercedes9903 Shhhh Let them have this. We know what they meant.

[@parkerpeter9218]

you're not a true theatre fan if you think Broadway actors get Oscars 🤦‍♀️

[@carmenmercedes9903]

@@parkerpeter9218 they can sometimes (like if they're in a movie) but its the tonys.

[@gabidagabida]

I saw this in person and man it was so good, she is I think on of my favorite characters. She took my breath away with her performance

[@sosomovies3333]

I love these moments in musicals when a secondary character has the most iconic moment

[@StrangeAndUnusual157]

For people who are wondering…… At the time Mrs. Argentina was played by Leslie Kritzer. She also played Delia Deetz. Now Michelle Aravena plays Mrs. Argentina and Leslie Kritzer still plays Delia. Charles Deetz (the father) is played by Adam Dhanisher. I don’t know if that’s how you spell his last name but I tried my best. Adam still plays Charles today. Lydia Deetz at the time was played by Sophia Anne Caruso. After she left Presley Ryan became the new Lydia. And after Presley left Elizabeth Teeter took over the role of Lydia. Elizabeth Teeter is the current Lydia right now. If you’re wondering where Presley Ryan is in this, she is the person who said “Never whip a thoroughbred.” And Something cool if you did not know this, all the football players in the back at 3:46 are all puppets. One person controls them from back stage and I find that really cool! Anyways for anyone who did know all this stuff this was just probably a waist of your time, and sorry about that! Okay I’m done now.

[@miss-s182]

I cannot believe those are puppets, I never would've noticed, thank you for this!

[@StrangeAndUnusual157]

@@miss-s182 Your welcome!

[@samham8596]

Do you know how the football player at 2:43 died? Everyone else seems to explain how they died except for them.

[@StrangeAndUnusual157]

@@samham8596 I don’t know but his clothes look torn up so maybe while he was playing he got tackled to much and just ended up dying. I don’t know but that’s just what I think.

[@RubberduckStudios]

@@samham8596ar crash with his teammates

[@krisgraves9115]

I live for Argentina's big sister chaos energy

[@facundoarkangel130]

Argentina is a country with a big chaos energy...

[@existentialghost5958]

I was already amazed by her fucking voice but when she hit that final pose, my jaw dropped! She's so good!

[@Eliz_Creates]

Oh I do love the bit at the end where they show the inspiration of that song- one sentence driving forth this is whole song

[@KigaiOkasu]

The following morning, Charles asked Delia if she would be interested in taking Latin dance classes with him.

[@XVIXXi1i]

Miss Argentina is so iconic istg 😭😭

[@fireflayedaep]

Absolutely nothing beats seeing this in person.

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

the touring company is incredible

[@starcherry6814]

I agree. The audience got a good show that day

[@chimmy4life845]

3:39 Coach, I don´t think we made it out of that accident

[@anarcho_cyber9119]

How’d you guess? 🤨

[@illiardbilliard2355]

Just realized the football players in the back are all lined up on a rod like foosball pieces. Absolutely genius. If I remember correctly, the football team died in a bus crash, so it's possible that those guys all got skewered on something.

[@tomatoessos]

if you look closely, you can see that they arent actual people, theyre puppets! C: theres one person in the back who controls them all at the same time^^

[@Spoiled_milk535]

0:18 the queens entrance

[@Moonlighttwn]

My favorite musical Betelgeuse 😍😍

[@rutkaaedes445]

2:49 - 2:50 I'm a horse trainer...and that's make me laugh so hard.

[@ollie_creates_sometimes]

I loved being able to see this live. this musical literally introduced me to musical theater and without it I definitely wouldn’t be who I am today. Anyway, absolutely love this musical

[@MarshsAUTacity]

It's giving "If I only knew the truth back then, I wouldn't have had my little accident."

[@quetzallishalom9525]

Oh wow really?😂😂😂

[@ljah-lq7gu]

Its almost as if thats the exact scene this song is based off of 🤯

[@DallasJamesPritt]

God she’s amazing.

[@orla4359]

I FOUND MY PERFECT PART I LOVE HORSES I WILL BE THE 'NEVER WHIP A THOURGOBRED'

[@TengoGanasDeMear]

why she is so iconic.

[@RapsCalorie]

I got to see this with the original cast before Rona, and she KILLED THIS SONG. Absolutely my #1 broadway moment to date, and going to be a hard one to dethrone.

[@akyra_3454]

I was hot I went to parties a lot Y'know? I was driving Lamborghinis Sipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht But I was depressed Also completely obsessed An unhappy beauty queen Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had such low self-esteem I was a mess So I gave it all up for the netherworld I've been here forever, girl If I was more clever, girl I would've stuck it out Knowing what life's about Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing Everyone here is alone So if you are breathing Go home! If I knew then What I know now I would have looked within and let love in somehow If I only knew The truth back then I wouldn't have had my little accident Don't be blind You left your whole life behind See a shrink Call a priest Ask the recently deceased Death is final and you cannot press rewind Don't jump when the light is red Toasters should be used for bread Never smoke cigars in bed Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro Don't cheat on the one you wed Never whip a thoroughbred Angry pygmys shrunk his head Why did it take death to see Happiness was up to me? If I knew then What I know now I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow I thought I knew But I was wrong 'Cause life is short But death is super long I exploded! If I knew then (If I knew) What I know now I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine Before my final bow If I knew (If I knew) The things that now I know I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show That's what I know! Life is short but death is long Here, one minute then it's gone Thought I knew but I was wrong If I only knew what I know now!

[@kyrcamille9106]

thank youuu

[@miriamiraci6167]

I'm gay for Miss Argentina

[@randofloof]

Honestly, mood

[@GodIlovecheese19]

Me frfr

[@rottiestudios_soupgang5161]

Same

[@nocosttoogood]

real

[@n80whatever]

so real for this one

[@cristiangibbs4053]

LOOK AT HOW CLOSE HER HEAD IS IN THE END POSE😩😩

[@Cristhianslater]

¨I exploted¨ yes J.D, we know

[@PeterTheatreKid]

I did bettlejuice jr that was my only line……

[@dejw4416]

could you link the clips used here? I'm trying to make my own bj hq slime and that would really help

[@Journeyman2866]

I've got a couple of them. been thinking of doing the same thing. I've managed to dig up a few full recordings on reddit and various places. be happy to share what I've got with you and vice versa if you track down anything I don't have

[@lookingforamindatwork]

I have links to (I think) all the videos used, I have one that’s rly good quality and a good angle but very laggy One that’s still good quality but from a bad angle And the one with Presley as Lydia Lmk if you want links

[@beetlejuice1881]

@@lookingforamindatwork put the link pls

[@jhordanbrown7362]

Does anyone have a BJ slime?

[@idkhtut]

got the beetlejuice ad for the second film right before this. perfect

[@pickle.planet]

I died with this sash, they can never take it away, PRRRRRKEEEEEE!!

[@EliasRomeroSanchez]

I like the ending pose of miss Argentina

[@mywig8971]

leslie kritzer eats this shit up wowowow

[@Mistys-atyourdoorstep]

"Never whip a thoroughbred" Equestrians in a nutshell

[@uwuzaddylol6870]

I EXPLODED

[@poifferfoshssocool]

i love miss argentina sm help

[@ScorpionStrike7]

I’m so happy I was able to see this

[@bocanthandlethis]

Thats what I KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

[@ddbob1]

Why does Miss Argentina sound Puerto Rican lol

[@ardillapeligrosa5524]

I'm from Argentina and it's true it doesnt sound like an argentina , but still love miss argentina

[@rj-hg1kq]

Cause Leslie’s half puerto rican probably

[@ayesha5753]

bc they turned her into a stereotype

[@stellaluna92]

@@ayesha5753 Nah, the actress playing her is puerto rican

[@StrangeAndUnusual157]

Maybe because the actress that played her, Leslie Kritzer, is half Puerto Rican.

[@tmmaston]

0:44 Ms. Argentina giving Lida and Melina (MADTv) vibes

[@kimbrulee_the_musical]

0:19 omg her jaw drops so much😂

[@nocosttoogood]

oh to see this in person

[@terstesoro]

The best!!!!

[@xvz.24]

Does someone know where i can watch whole musical?

[@unakarengumundsdottir3837]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/paSqfZxrn89lbKM

[@The8B1tWarrior]

Search beetlejuice slime tutorial on KZbin

[@The8B1tWarrior]

@@Sodacandrinker it works just search it up

[@The8B1tWarrior]

@@Sodacandrinker yep

[@thekitty-o-kat]

@@The8B1tWarrior i think they finally got it, RIP

[@Devylry]

i love the "I EXPLODED" guy

[@camilla8129]

So this is one of the best musical numbers ever and I don't see many people talking about it??? Beetlejuice is extremely popular but not this song

[@simplypotato9863]

The intro reminds me of Caroline

[@Butterfly-h5l]

I love this video❤😊

[@SaturnAJ]

How did cigar in bed guy die??? Very confused about that one

[@Squish_fr0g]

Caught fire on the sheets most likely!

[@UnrealB]

The bedding caught fire and he burnt to death

[@Skuzuf]

I was kinda thinking the stuff from the cigar went to his lungs if he was laying down, and he kinda choked or soemthing

[@kylethedancingcockroach]

i know therye just silly background characters in a musical but im really curious as to what killed the football guys. like the whole team?? supposedly all at the same time?? also they dont seem to have anything on their bodies that indicates physical damage so like??

[@kaprirobinson3456]

In the movie, the entire football team was killed in a plane crash.

[@todorokis_trauma_kettle]

@@kaprirobinson3456 It was a car crash, everyone but the coach died.

[@projectaris661]

I would absolutely kill to play Ms Argentina some day, but I don’t know if I can because I’m not hispanic… Does it matter in a role like this?

[@HighMaintenanceMinimalist]

No, especially since she's green and Hispanic isn't limited to one race.

[@emalaw1329]

I'm saying this without knowing you or having ever heard you speak Spanish, but if you care about not giving a potentially offensive performance as a non-Hispanic, you would probably need to develop an accurate-sounding Argentinian Spanish accent that doesn't just sound like a stereotype/caricature. Either that, or drop the accent altogether. The last clip w/ the original actress from the movie sounds like a good reference point. The accent is understated and not the main focus.

[@no.8952]

Bro life is too short to worry about stuff like that. It's not specific to the character, so why not?

[@almugonzalez6963]

As an Argentinian we don't use the name Hispanic lol rather Latino and as far as you don't do a Caribbean accent like the one in the video I think you will be fine. Also Argentina , as far as race is concerned is very mixed and white plus the character is green cus dead. But the song in itself is a bad representation of our musical culture cus no song from my country sounds like that, they should have given it a tango undertone instead of Caribbean vibes

[@tartadecaca5852]

@@HighMaintenanceMinimalist what does it have to do with the color of the skin?XD (sorry love ya

[@kofeininblood221]

God i love her

[@ritavirginiajorge6150]

Cómo mis argentina se crio en Puerto Rico....

[@Cosmic_madness_reigns]

Can you link the clips you used?

[@paulaisaia4350]

She's great, I just wish she had an Argentine accent.

[@mrsaxobeat500]

lesilie kritzer did that accent for her mother who was puerto rican, you can see every actress just does their own accent lol😔😔

[@LindaStansAriandNicki]

@@mrsaxobeat500was that a reference to the video I posted? Lol

[@danterodriguez03]

Im not gonna lie, when i was a kid the one line of "if i knew then what i know now i wouldn't have had my little accident" stuck with me, and as a su1cidal teen i was like "i aint working reception! Imma wait until i get hit by a bus or something" so unironically this line goes even harder

[@mayaharrison3138]

cooool

[@Peter1999Videos]

Miss Cuba

[@a_random_orthodox_Christian]

Darkest dungeon

[@pablosantander5739]

Is weird to listen an argentinian with cuban accent 😅 (thinking that exists more than 4000 miles between these countries)

[@Ur_local_swiftie_13]

What are the red thing on her wrists?

[@kaylovestheater]

slits 😓

[@Ur_local_swiftie_13]

@@kaylovestheater thank :)

[@tmmaston]

She killed herself by cutting her wrists.

[@rj-hg1kq]

Leslie Kritzer is my god

[@seanwilliams7716]

4:10❤❤❤

[@its.notamx.]

Is miss Argentina Delia deetz ?

[@FatFiber8096]

Its the same actress there is a timelapse of the transformation on youtube

[@its.notamx.]

@@FatFiber8096 okay

[@mavvvvvvvvvvvvvvv]

@@FatFiber8096you look familiar….

[@FatFiber8096]

@@mavvvvvvvvvvvvvvv LIKE YOUR DEAD GIRLFRIEND. HA REFERENCE

[@Dasqirtal]

At what point did Leslie stop being Miss Argentina?

[@stellaluna92]

after the post pandemic reopening

[@caelinthompson25]

Do you have a full show recording?

[@BriannaFloud]

I EXPLODED🎉

[@braveimposter]

I mean i wanna know who are they i wanna know the whole story please someone tell me

[@suckmyballs42069]

The black haired girl is Lydia Deetz after her father got engaged to another woman after her mother’s death she grew distant and didn’t want to move into their new house so she got help from ghosts to scare them away and when it didn’t work she got Beetlejuice to scare them but only someone dead can open a door to the netherworld so she tricked him and went to the netherworld to find her mom with her dad following Miss Argentina is like the receptionist for the netherworld and recently deceased and the people singing along are people in line/people already in the netherworld

[@braveimposter]

@@suckmyballs42069 i see! Thanks bro for telling me the story. How can I watch these episodes? This is really interesting!

[@miu_swr]

@@braveimposter its a musical called beetlejuice, i think there should be a few bootlegs on the internet but you'd have to find them, i can send you a link to full musical but with pl subs if you couldnt find anything

[@chartreusemm1481]

There is....a movie.

[@piliixie]

@@braveimposter You might not be able to find the whole musical (at least not on youtube) but there are lots of clips and it was based on a movie which is on netflix

[@bobalife785]

was this is sf broadway because it seems like it

[@patrickheflin3479]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@lolamalvicino712]

reina

[@Piinkbubblezforya]

It starts here you go 👉🏻 1:12

[@denis1112]

Nope actually at 1:10

[@LordVanOskuro]

They made a song out of this line but not Ghost with the Most?

[@ThatOneTeen288]

I think that was cut

[@odiug95]

the only Argentinian thing about this is the sash

[@billeickman]

That's Elizabeth Teeter as the jockey right?

[@oli1578]

If I’m not mistaken, that’s Presley Ryan. Elizabeth Teeter plays Lydia Deetz! :)

[@Unbaked_P0tat00]

@@oli1578 That’s not Elizabeth in this video tho

[@kiwimints]

i think in some clips it's presley ryan and some clips it's dana steingold

[@stellaluna92]

Its definitely 2 different people in this clip that they spiced together, one is Presley Ryan (she and dana take turns to be shrunkie-head) but i'm not sure who the other one is. I don't think its Elizabeth OR Presley Ryan, so probs another member of the ensemble.

[@StrangeAndUnusual157]

At that time I don’t think Elizabeth Teeter was with this musical. I could be wrong though. Presley Ryan was the person that whipped a thourgobred. And I’m pretty sure Dana Steingold and Presley took turns playing the shrunken head guy. I’m not sure If all of this is correct. This is just what i think.

[@RaeyaThom]

im sorry im so gay for miss arenginta:0

[@lucabele]

Is it weird that I’m gay for BeetleJuice? Idk what it is but there’s just something about him

[@KayKnowlastnme]

Nah that's valid

[@lucabele]

@@KayKnowlastnme fr tho

[@ThatOneTeen288]

Who isn't tbh

[@KayKnowlastnme]

Real

[@Cosmic_madness_reigns]

Can you show the video with just Sophia Anne Caruso rather than the edited one?

[@tartadecaca5852]

temaso

[@its.notamx.]

Isnt miss Argentina Delia deetz?

[@josumds1896]

she was the same actress on the old run but its two actresses now

[@theogamer2219]

In the version I saw there was a skier instead of equestrian and the football player didn’t sing

[@emalaw1329]

How did they change the line for the ensemble member, then? Having a skier sing about whipping thoroughbreds doesn't really make sense

[@theogamer2219]

@@emalaw1329 maybe it was more relatable for the audience. Californians ski more than ride horses?

[@emalaw1329]

@@theogamer2219 I don't have an issue with that, I was wondering how they changed the line

[@theogamer2219]

@@emalaw1329 oh it was like “watch for trees” or something

[@Skuzuf]

@@emalaw1329I recently saw the show with the Skier (or snow boarder, idk I was far from the stage) And I believe they said ‘Careful on the down hill sleds’ So that it rhymes a bit more with everyone else

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

lydia looks absolutely disgusted throughout

[@LulaRoad]

This song reminds me of watching Thalia’s Marimar hahaha

[@hideypeekaboo3097]

*pansexual panic*

[@JustLilyTbh]

where did you get these clips ;-;

[@UsTheRaina]

Put 3:25 in 2x

[@Itsadwfan]

lol

[@a.m540]

i have a question. why is she green?

[@mechanicalplague]

why not?

[@a.m540]

@@mechanicalplague ahahah ok,, i just thought there was an explanation :p

[@Blasepuma]

It’s a bit macabre but I think it’s something about all her blood draining out

[@a.m540]

@@Blasepuma ohh that’s quite clever

[@mrsaxobeat500]

After she died, her hemoglobin level dropped causing her veins and body as time passed by to become greener. it is a sign of decay or some stuff . you can see that beetlejuice has his hair and some parts of the face green too :>>

[@okokok44]

i mean, not really argentina but Latina, and ill take what i get 😀😮‍💨

[@Gavin53zane]

How did they all died?!

[@sofiachaves7725]

one of them smoked in bed and probably caught fire, one of them tried to parachute before the right time to jump, the girl in the towel for some reason dropped a toaster in the bathtub, the guy who says "i exploded" probably blew himself up with fireworks And as for Miss Argentina, it is revealed in the movie of this musical that she participated in the Miss World contest and lost, she had this stash because she was Miss Argentina in 1939 and so, the argentine contestant After losing, she killed herself by cutting her own wrists, and also says that people who die by suicide are put to work as bureaucrats in the underworld

[@UnrealB]

@@sofiachaves7725the toaster girl either did it to unalived herself or someone else did it to her to murder her

[@NightwolfRainbow6Siege]

3:19

[@Skuzuf]

Yes 😂

[@Silverlarkspur87]

2:39 "Toasters should be used for bread." WTF was she using the toaster for? Judging by what she is wearing I'm guessing she was using it for a hair styler or something. If that's the case, she won a Darwin Award.

[@jeanettelori1439]

Song is about a dead woman convincing a girl not to commit su!c!de. You figure out the rest

[@divinity1984]

She put it in the bath with it plugged in. Toaster + Water = Big Boom 💀

[@sophxxe]

Bath tub, toaster. Death

[@UnrealB]

She killed herself or someone killed her

[@Ozloz]

4:47 Non-binary character in Beetlejuice??

[@emilioreyes3396]

Yes!!! Really ahead of its time

[@Proserpira]

It's refering to "them" as in "the rest of the people in the waiting room."

[@rj-hg1kq]

@@Proserpira no it was actually meant like that

[@Xamiexuwu]

Nope, she is talking about the two people on the couch

[@-mayari-]

Alex brightman said that beetlejuice is non binary :)

[@almugonzalez6963]

As an Argentinian I hate that the accent, the culture and the Caribbean under tones of the song are so far away from our country. Like she only has the name but she is a generic Latina after that even more from central America

[@stellaluna92]

It's because the actress is Puerto Rican, different actresses have preformed the role differently (tho sadly not authentically Argentinian or even Argentinian - American) but maybe as the tour continues they will

[@yallaintit]

Womp womp

[@muckymucks]

White people don’t know the difference or care to know the difference. In truth they think everyone in South America is Mexican.

[@millies.left.eyelashess]

4:39 im so gay

[@gabriellemirbranch8243]

Me too that football player

[@millies.left.eyelashess]

@@gabriellemirbranch8243huh? that’s a guy

[@eliascastillorivera7130]

I was hot I went to parties a lot Y'know? I was driving Lamborghinis Sipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht But I was depressed Also completely obsessed An unhappy beauty queen Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had such low self-esteem I was a mess So I gave it all up for the netherworld I've been here forever, girl If I was more clever, girl I would've stuck it out Knowing what life's about Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing Everyone here is alone So if you are breathing Go home! If I knew then What I know now I would have looked within and let love in somehow If I only knew The truth back then I wouldn't have had my little accident Don't be blind You left your whole life behind See a shrink Call a priest Ask the recently deceased Death is final and you cannot press rewind Don't jump when the light is red Toasters should be used for bread Never smoke cigars in bed Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro Don't cheat on the one you wed Never whip a thoroughbred Angry pygmys shrunk his head Why did it take death to see Happiness was up to me? If I knew then What I know now I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow I thought I knew But I was wrong 'Cause life is short But death is super long I exploded! If I knew then (If I knew) What I know now I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine Before my final bow If I knew (If I knew) The things that now I know I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show That's what I know! Life is short but death is long Here, one minute then it's gone Thought I knew but I was wrong If I only knew what I know now!