What If Austria-Hungary Was Made Of Chocolate? | Alternate History

[@MonsieurDean]

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[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Same to you!

[@JTL1776]

Can't believe this happened and not what if America annexed Baja and Yucatan Pennisulas and purchased Greenland. Then, successfully settled the territories of Cuba, Hispaniola, Liberia, and the Philippines

[@crusader2112]

Hilarious video. By the way, I'm currently writing a story about an American collapse scenario and I have some ideas. Would it be okay if I put you in as a cameo Monsieur Z? Peace ✌🏻 and Merry Christmas. 🎄

[@Wendeta-hq2cp]

Madlad did it! Hell yeah!

[@MonsieurDean]

@@crusader2112 Sure!

[@theily1724]

If Howard Taft could somehow have been President at the time, he would’ve swallowed the whole thing in one bite.

[@nosepicker1999]

he was president when austria-hungary was still around. if only he had the presidential mannpower to carry him to that region to open wide

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@nosepicker1999 Did you just say MANNpower?

[@nosepicker1999]

@@jakubpociecha8819 *tf2 trailer theme commences*

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@nosepicker1999 William Howard Taft confirmed to be the fourth Mann brother

[@ThatMaphilindoNationalist]

Bro you reminded me of Caseoh💀

[@hotchocolateconnoisseur]

Austria Hungary actually didn’t exist. It was a spelling error in a German report about the small town in central Pennsylvania “Austria-Hershey.”

[@officialzji1828]

Ah, I love the ethnic taste of all the chocolates. Each of them having unique flavors, like South Slavic, Bohemian and Romas. 😋

[@granata_227]

i honestly prefer the serbian flavor, its so explosive!

[@aber_kadaber1034]

i dont know a single man in europe who enjoys the roma flavor

[@braydencole6117]

​@aber_kadaber1034 I know, you almost feel like somethings been taken from you just by walking passed them in the store.

[@grandparagnar6709]

What if Chinese history took place in Austria-Hungary 💀

[@Darwidx]

I guess the Slovakian one would be very liked in Poland, Slovakians are in memes a type of food there 😂

[@FatFerret511]

We need merch of this

[@MonsieurDean]

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[@tlst94]

@@MonsieurDean Also, what if the Kentucky state was made of KFC?

[@johnstackhouse1706]

@@tlst94 what if Kentucky had Zombies

[@jamarieharry1805]

​@@MonsieurDeanhey monsieur z can you bring back all of your old videos

[@FatFerret511]

@@MonsieurDean absolutely beautiful, I’m buying one immediately

[@jossos4876]

You have outdone yourself with this great video

[@MonsieurDean]

Thank you, pally!

[@linnymiddy]

Unironically, this could be a good product where each small province would be a piece of chocolate.

[@maxwellgarner3445]

National Unity Chocolate would cause a civil war over who is "filled with nuts" (hungary)

[@def3ndr887]

@@maxwellgarner3445 I hate dark hand chocolate

[@JamesA.Garfield]

Now we need one for the HRE

[@OICru]

@@JamesA.Garfieldthat’s not a box of chocolates, thats crumbs

[@familygash7500]

*WILSON:* Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? *AUSTRIA-HUNGARY:* Yes, sir. With or without Balkaners? *WILSON:* Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! *CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAATE!*

[@unclesam5230]

Nice reference

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

Was looking for a Spongebob reference, & you did not disappoint. 😂

[@MrAsianPie]

"Life is like Austrian-Hungarian ethnicities, you never know what you're ganna get"

[@MonsieurDean]

“Ew, Magyar…”

[@asfiaa5501]

Bismarck reference?

[@NavyVet9702]

The way Wilson reacted to the Magyar chocolate, I am guessing that he is not a fan of paprika.

[@denifnaf5874]

Coward

[@8-bitfox716]

Hungarian Paprika is a thing? **NONSENSE**

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

It finally happened! 🍫🍫🍫🍫❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ProbsNotLiam]

You Madlad-

[@Wendeta-hq2cp]

Persistence pays off!

[@Enum_Dev]

What if Chocolate was made of Austria-Hungary?

[@RandomGentlemen]

Then it would be bad.

[@ivanvladimir0435]

it would taste like inbreeding

[@JoliverMapping]

The chocolate probally will break up

[@shealupkes]

​@@JoliverMappingbreak me off a piece of that Austria-Hungary

[@dragonlord3402]

I know y'all are gonna ask for a Part 2

[@MonsieurDean]

Uh oh...

[@keatonkapus7061]

​@@MonsieurDean what if Austria Hungary was made of vanilla?

[@klm9440]

​@@MonsieurDeanmaybe you should make a sequel?

[@Ihni2000]

I spat out my drink when I saw that title and audibly shouted in delight. I never thought this video would ever happen, but now it’s here and I can die happy.

[@emil3f]

The annoying meme became reality😂

[@MonsieurDean]

It was...inevitable.

[@yarielrobles9003]

Remember kids, if you want a creator to do something, make sure to spam them for months on end

[@yamazee3628]

My favorite chocolate is Bohemia. It has a crunchy Sudeten German outside with a smooth Czech interior.

[@lardstehbread]

this is the best christmas present i could've ever wished for thank you Monsieur Z

[@MonsieurDean]

Our pleasure!

[@lardstehbread]

@@MonsieurDean my day is made

[@SlapStyleAnims]

At last. Props to the commenter who kept suggesting this

[@wet_owl_]

it has been lots of pepole actually lol

[@MonsieurDean]

@@wet_owl_ But who began the meme?

[@keatonkapus7061]

​@@MonsieurDeannot important. What really matters is that you give us a part 2 that provides us with an in depth analysis of the historical implications of chocolate Austria Hungary

[@wet_owl_]

@@MonsieurDean i think it was a guy named Russian_Orthodox or atleast he was the first who i saw posting it

[@LiamMcRorie]

Im convinced you made this for fun. And i’m in for it!

[@theorder4592]

Thank you, this is all I wanted in life

[@MonsieurDean]

You’re welcome.

[@antifurrydiplomat]

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING DREANED ABOUT THIS

[@Gasser14]

You can't just leave us on a cliff hanger!!!! WE NEED PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JRock2007]

This is a man who asks the real questions in the face of the world’s ignorance

[@J_X999]

Oh my God he's done it

[@soysaucestudios769]

The video we didn’t deserve but needed!

[@princeimrahil6557]

That one guy: "Finally... inner peace"

[@SergioPop-po7ni]

Truly in my honest and somewhat proffesional opinion, the most priceless media outputed of this most respectable channel. A question pondered by many regarding the former country of Austria-Hungary, and what could have been, had it been composed of chocolate, finally answered by the brilliance of this individual.

[@P1kaSans]

for april fools, do a "what if lithuania was actually great?" but at the end make it so that was just a dream. while that may not seem funny, it's funniest outcome i could some up with on the spot 😅

[@jwentertainment2313]

Merry Christmas to you, Monsieur Z.

[@shimogane2474]

Now we need the Austria-Hungria chocolate series as merchandise from Monsieur!

[@speedracer1004]

My Man put on a whole suit and tie for a six minute video. Now that’s dedication!

[@PlayscaleSoldierProductions]

He finally answered the most important question!

[@KougarManx468]

1 of the most unhinged questiones made by man itself indeed . Splendid idea .

[@Brytons_Thoughts]

That flag in the thumbnail is going to start another wikipedia edit war

[@redcrystalnick7078]

I wasn't expecting the video to be like this at all......... Good nonetheless, as always.

[@katanabluejay]

I WAS HERE I was expecting you to save this for April Fools, but I guess now is fine too

[@GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING]

The madlad actually did it

[@bread.9562]

No fucking way...

[@Anton2046gfkn]

I love this video. Nothing beats KZbinrs answering meme questions from their communities.

[@Edgar_Hoods]

I was searching what if Austria-Hungary joined Russia in the Crimean War, this came up in the suggestions and I had to click.

[@BMTEnjoyer160]

YOU LISTENED YAY

[@Banbabna]

Monsieur Z has become Connoisseur Z

[@jakubpedersen]

"yummers" -Winston Churchill

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

Didn't expect this

[@charmyzard]

"a Point 10 snack for the whole alliance!"

[@GcubePlayer8]

Kudos to madman who kept commenting this hats off to you

[@TheStickCollector]

Well this is good I want it

[@leelaprasad9916]

Please make a video on What if the Ottomans were Christian.

[@deadlymedic]

Finally, I can die in peace. Thank you, Mr. Z -your favourite Slavic woman.

[@TR-zx1lc]

What if Chad was made of only Chads?

[@denifnaf5874]

Increased lifespans

[@Metlols]

This is peak content

[@keatonkapus7061]

What if Austria Hungary was made of vanilla

[@BenjaminMellor]

If Austria-Hungary was actually made of chocolate, then the amount of CO2 released from the decomposition would have catastrophic consequences worldwide.

[@amayasnep]

This is far beyond my wildest expectations. Thank you for this absolute gem!

[@George713M]

That was great LOL Merry Christmas to you too!

[@23blazeses34]

No way

[@waksukka]

This was asked for for so long I just had to watch

[@chaddog313]

Merry Christmas Mr Z!

[@jonharrison3114]

The mad man, he’s done it!!

[@average_ms-dos_enjoyer]

He did it, he did the thing

[@NVDuster]

This is the best Christmas gift ever!! Thank you Father Z!

[@MonsieurDean]

Merry Christmas!

[@ninjaboi230]

We all asked, and he delivered. Hard work pays off!!!!!

[@JamesHolmez]

Was not expecting this kind of video...😂

[@ThePikminCaptain]

Finally, He Did It

[@johnstackhouse1706]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. AT LONG LAST BOYS, IT'S HERE

[@ryanrg1545]

In my country, we have a chocolate known as "Turtuguita", which looks like a turtle, and we have a little ritual to eat it basically, we start off by the limbs, then the head and then the rest of the body, why? well i don't really know why. so my question is, what would be the equivalent of the turtuguita ritual but with this chocolate? Which would be the first part ate? And which would be the last?

[@mike_o_burger]

I watched this video and now im constantly seeing monsieur z recommendations everywhere! its a trap!!

[@nord_anon4406]

Finally, after all these years... our quandry has been answered! It's a Christmas miracle!

[@achaeanmapping4408]

Nah, Wilson got it all wrong! You eat the worst one first and always leave the best for last

[@bcvetkov8534]

Shout-out to the guy who kept this alive for months in the comments. I made sure to like the comment every time. The hustle is real with this one. 😂

[@mylandaigle7160]

Woodrow Wilson not liking Magyar is a slight nod to how Hungary got fucked over so hard by the Treaty of Trianon.

[@chrisporter9397]

We’ve successfully cyberbullied Monsieur Z into making it

[@Black_Jack9460]

HE DID IT GUYS

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

I love this so much. Merry Christmas.

[@archived2714]

HE FINALLY DID IT

[@sai63836]

LMAO WE ACTUALLY DID IT I am now forever cemented in history with the screen shot of my comment at the end of the

[@MandalorianStudios]

NO WAY IT FUCKING HAPPENED GUYS

[@crusader2112]

The madlad. He did it. 😎👍

[@NIsForNick67]

HE FINALLY MADE IT

[@somehowy]

one of your best videos🎄

[@MogulMogul]

"Where were u when Austria Hungary was eat" "i was at home eating wiener Schokolade when i got telegramm" "Austria Hungary is Austria satiated" "no"

[@bdawgrise6961]

The mad lad actually did it.

[@theworldsmith5489]

This could actually a great idea. Get a traditional chocolate from each ethnicity in the old empire and it would be awesome.

[@t8nshie]

He finally listened!!!

[@Hitoribocchi_tokyo]

Video idea: What if Austria Hungary was made of chocolate?

[@jeremy1860]

Credit where it's due, it's definitely not a question I'd have asked myself 😅

[@ripno2672]

This would actually be a very unique idea. Assorted chocolates in the shape of countries and the divisions in chocolate are provinces or something.

[@alesiswhite9010]

Freaking amazing video

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

It happened! Merry Christmas!

[@Kol-jy4mp]

Video idea: The Visigoths escape to the Antilles

[@americansyndicalist7602]

Holy shit he actually did it….

[@AGamerthatregretsalot]

Austria-Hungary really tasted bad with all those mixed up flavors being forced to be combined into one.

[@michabarwikowski9145]

What if Monsieur Z was the best YouTybe channel ? Well that's something we don't have to chceck because it's reality.

[@ProbsNotLiam]

What if Julius Caesar wasnt vibe checked by the Senate

[@0Dx_ge]

And that's it. Monsieur Z has officially lost his mind.

[@finv10]

Still be as useful as Austria-Hungary in our timeline lol

[@LoganverseS1]

My day is made

[@gibusgaming5866]

Finally Peace at Last

[@feliz2564]

😂😂you actually did it