What If Basil had a YouTube Channel? (Not Mine)

This was just a video I found on Reddit. I played no part in making this, and the original poster said that anyone could upload it to KZbin as long as they credit him. This post was made by u/TheMiniRobot. Here's the original post: / what_if_basil_had_a_yo...

[@PlanetaryFacts]

If you didn't read the description, once again, I did not make this. This was posted on the r/OMORI by u/TheMiniRobot over at this link: www.reddit.com/r/OMORI/comments/m6l9qd/what_if_basil_had_a_youtube_channel_bagel_gang/

[@CloverIsLucky]

This is the greatest reddit post of all time

[@Crossbones-TS]

"Calling Mari on 3am" I HATE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭

[@plshelpwifetookthekids9509]

Wholesome ending: she picks up the call and tells sunny and basil that she forgives them and wants them to move on and overcome their guilt, resulting in sunny becoming happier and soon becoming a violinist, and basil continues his yt channel until he reaches 99 million subscribers.

[@Crossbones-TS]

@@plshelpwifetookthekids9509 Hope that is canon

[@ardiardi5465]

@@plshelpwifetookthekids9509 bruh

[@ardiardi5465]

E

[@something3287]

E

[@incorrectinfinity2341]

His decent into clickbait videos is the most horrifying thing I have ever processed

[@noobyguy1245]

Today me (basil) and sunny are going to put the fake sh!t on mari piano (gone wrong very gone wrong mari hit sunny face because mari think it was sunny because he did not put on it i did) (19/4/2022 edited: i hate this comment.)

[@fabogrape]

man went from "how to take care of a cactus" to "SPIDER PRANK HERO POLICE FORNITE FUNNY FNF 2021 HIT TRENDING FOR YOUR PAGE TIK TOK CHALLENGE BOTTLE FLIP FIDGET SPINNER DEVIOUS LICK"

[@slackzack4692]

agreed

[@L3NORE.RAWR.X3]

also a decent into madness too

[@thenoodeeateryuhh]

Ik this is a little excessive, but spoiler warning for OMORI. SUNNY PUSHED MARI DOWN THE STAIRS?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG)

[@dinosaul]

Polly x Basil is so cursed wtf

[@something4796]

I’m dying lmao

[@SoWhatNow_AAA]

it's more then cursed

[@waltuhgaming6523]

And I though hero x sunny was bad, jesus christ

[@iyeah667]

@@waltuhgaming6523 does it…d o e s i t r e a l l y e x i s t

[@fieryflame1299]

@@iyeah667 yes, unfortunately

[@Somerandomguy2763]

I hate how basil went from "how to take care of a cactus" to "I'm in love with my caretaker"

[@dogf421]

thats what the algorithm does

[@brandonhk9917]

Okay, all jokes aside, this was absolutely hilarious and extremely well-made. I mean, let’s be honest: if Basil’s channel were to descend into chaos like this, this is exactly how it would happen.

[@SteveAdmin]

Minus the Logan Paul stuff

[@Wack910]

@@SteveAdmin plus the logan paul stuff

[@JuniperMartinez]

@@Wack910 minus the logan paul stuff

[@holdup478]

​@@JuniperMartinezplus the Logan Paul stuff

[@chaus1ku]

​@@holdup478Minus the Logan Paul stuff /hj

[@byrdseed283]

Interesting how the entire channel just descends into madness

[@ultrablueslime8216]

i knew what was going to happen as soon as i saw the hat

[@s1nblitz]

I just.. sorry but... A oneshot character PFP?! Alula too!

[@byrdseed283]

@@s1nblitzHeck yeah! Love OneShot, love Alula and Calamus, stuff is good

[@chaus1ku]

That's exactly what I was thinking, you read my mind!!! Went from decent vids about gardening to terrible prank vids 😔

[@SobsInFrench]

I’m going to cry Sunflower is one of the top 5 tags PLEASE

[@Yayi_Fuji]

IT'S UNDER POLITICS TOO,,, HELP

[@gameguy95]

Look below sunflower

[@SobsInFrench]

@@gameguy95 **SCREAMS**

[@typeyournamehere3469]

u mean one of the top 1 worst

[@tisjustangie]

@@Yayi_Fuji they're arguing the validity of sunny x basil lol "They can't be together, Basil is a fucking psychopath" "They're all fake videos! Basil would be a great partner for Sunny off screen" Something like that

[@BlitzMix64]

And yet, this entire video somehow summarized Basil’s character.

[@thelightbulb6657]

he just wants the attention his parents didnt give him

[@-randomuser-4897]

@@thelightbulb6657 I don't really think so, in this video yes, but in my opinion it's only fanon.

[@harrietiscoolll]

ok but we arent gonna talk about how he's gonna name the child parsley

[@helo6824]

It's a coincidence that i had some basil growing once, they died after a week because of my dumb mistake of not giving them sun. I now have parsley growing. This feels like some anime backstory and at any moment Parsley is just gonna come in and have an epic showdown with me to the death. Help me

[@harrietiscoolll]

@@helo6824 overall that's so cool, i'd love to grow herbs but i just grow a bunch of flowers. either way it keeps me occupied lol

[@helo6824]

@@harrietiscoolll that's nice! I also grow them just because, I don't really plan on harvesting them.

[@personperson8712]

@@helo6824 "it died because I didn't give it enough sun" BRO-

[@helo6824]

@@personperson8712 I was very young at the time! i had no idea what the heck i was thinking when I didn't give them any sun. I won't make the same mistake with my parsley thankfully

[@monotoneheadphones]

AS SOON AS I SAW THAT HAT I SCREAMED

[@ihavetowait90days95]

LMAO SAME I CALLED THAT APOLOGY VID COMIN

[@Heartache2491]

Same honestly

[@melonchola]

sorry for the late post but what does the hat mean 😭

[@monotoneheadphones]

@@meloncholathe hat is infamous for being the one that Logan Paul frequently wore for a while, and was worn during his Japanese suicide forest video… in which he films the body of a man who had h*nged himself. Very… on point for omori 😭

[@melonchola]

@@monotoneheadphones OH NOOOOO 😭

[@thanh5703]

How to fake a suicide. Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legend

[@gravity__3262]

This video makes me cringe with frustration. I hate it. Which is exactly why I love it.

[@emo6570]

NO BECAUSE IM LITERALLY SCREAMING IT STARTED OFF CUTE AND THEN- 😀..

[@safent4001]

Basil was Logan all along!

[@sleepypotato9256]

Plot twist: it was the hat all along

[@basilhibiscus6119]

@@sleepypotato9256 the cursed Logan Paul hat

[@staddybot]

like the prank videos weren't even that bad it's just the hat

[@cyrusmann5443]

he put on *the hat*

[@polkaking237]

Oh, basil why you do this, this alternate reality really let yourself go The downfall beings 0:57

[@dinosaul]

1:50 basil, *e x p l a i n.*

[@ffineful]

Good ending: basil never got the hat and the channel stayed wholesome till the end

[@chaus1ku]

Yesss!

[@abbeycalderone4739]

WHY DOES IT DEVOLVE INTO CHAOS LMAO this is great

[@judgmentalanimal]

Man went from a wholesome cute vlog channel to what I can only describe as a hell monster

[@watertastesgood5578]

"If I ever find out who told OMOCAT..." I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT COMES AFTER THAT

[@rexcritical9281]

Polly x Basil? Yep im going to the top of my local hospital

[@egret_orchid143]

Close...

[@blueberrypie4926]

@@egret_orchid143 your eyes...

[@justsomeordinarycheeseman5569]

@@blueberrypie4926 you'll be here soon

[@UozaExtras]

@ROY JONES Tokidoki, hontou ni netai

[@nenestar]

@@UozaExtras Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama Sou iu atsukai kokoroete yo ne Sono ichi itsumo to chigau kamigata ni ki ga tsuku koto Sono ni chanto kutsu made miru koto Ii ne? Sono san watashi no hitogoto ni ha mittsu no kotoba de Henji suru koto Wakattara migite ga orusu nano wo Nantoka shite! Betsu ni Wagamama nante ittenaindakara KIMI ni kokoro kara omotte hoshii no kawaiitte Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama Ki ga tsuite nee nee Mataseru nante rongai yo Watashi wo dare to omotteru no? Mou nanda ga amai mono ga tabetai! Ima sugu ni yo Ketten? kawaii no machigai desho Monku ha yurushimasen no Ano ne, watashi no hanashi chanto kiiteru? Chotto... A, sore to ne shiroi ouma-san Kimatteru deshou? Mukae ni kite Wakattara kashizuite Te wo totte "ohime-sama" tte Betsu ni Wagamama nante ittenaindakara Demo ne Sukoshi kurai shikattekuretatte ii no yo? Sekai de watashi dake no ouji-sama Ki ga tsuite hora hora Otete ga aitemasu Mukuchi de buaisouna ouji-sama Mou doushite!? ki ga tsuite yo hayaku Zettai KIMI ha wakattenai! Wakattenai wa... Ichigo no notta SHO-TO KE-KI Kodawari tamago no torokeru PURIN Minna minna gaman shimasu... Wagamamana ko da to omowanaide Watashi datte yareba-dekiru mon Ato de koukai suruwa yo Touzen desu! datte watashi ha Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama Chanto mitete yo ne Dokoka ni icchau yo Fu ni dakishimerareta Kyuu ni sonna! e?? "Hikareru abunai yo" Sou itte soppo muku KIMI ...kocchi no ga abunai wa yo

[@raineteeth]

Me: Ok this looks fine * hears the music kicking in * *Oh no*

[@dinosaul]

AS SOON AS I SAW THAT DAMN HAT I THOUGHT "OH BOY THIS CANT GO WELL" 😭

[@crimson6553]

What I find most impressive about this is the fact that they wrote full descriptions for most of the videos

[@saffy771]

It all went down when he started to wear that stupid hat lmao

[@Snukkuri]

"Hello everyone and today we are gonna go skydiving with Sunny!" "i hate my life"

[@justsomeordinarycheeseman5569]

More accurate than how Basil's plan of faking a murder literally worked

[@kirbyenthusiastnumber2]

I love how this represents some famous creators today, like when they were unpopular they were creating wholesome content, but after that, they start to descend to a low level.. but have this many subs (like Basil's is 386M+ or something)

[@randompasserbyontheinterne9195]

Can you example some creators?

[@punkosproductions]

@@randompasserbyontheinterne9195 quite a lot of countryball content creators and mappers, nowadays it’s just KZbin “wars”, drama and pure chaos. The community slowly descended into insanity and became hell on earth.

[@randompasserbyontheinterne9195]

@@punkosproductions ah got it!Thank you for the explanation

[@hooman10123]

should've made a "sunny's fake broken violin prank!!! *GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.* "

[@PumpkinKiddo_.]

That hat brings me bad memories.... And i knew it was going to be veryy bad I need to wash my eyes

[@yowioxity905]

Lol the subs and if he had one we would ADORE HIM

[@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632]

Vtuber time

[@Ekraelum]

The closest thing out there is a vtuber making models for omori characters and basically roleplaying as them for a bit

[@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632]

@@Ekraelum exactly what i said lol

[@Ekraelum]

@@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632 No, I mean that it's actually a thing. I have had them on my recommended ever since I started watching Omori related videos Look up Aozora Mashimaro

[@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632]

@@Ekraelum yeah ive seen him

[@viewerwithweirdobssesion9956]

0:27 once I saw the “Me and Sunny play jump rope” my brain was like: **roll the memories** If you know what i mean well, okay

[@l4zy332]

This happens to everyone unaware of the..changes. It starts out cute, then gets weird, and then when they don't know what content to upload they do honestly messed up things.

[@revriee]

it's the hat's fault

[@forest6894]

Ok I'm committing Oyasumi after seeing that Polly x Basil

[@lolzmastertopian7941]

funniest thing is the link on 2:19 leads to a guide on growing basils

[@Nahuelwg]

"if you use an ad blocker, i will push down the fucking stairs" *STRESSED OUT*

[@ariscotch_]

the fact that all of his vids are from 4 years ago makes me realize.... edit: nvm nvm nvm nvm but most of it

[@rosavaldez6464]

2:11 ayo the pizza Is here

[@cassouletalamenthe9633]

ngl i rlly wanna hear the aubrey diss track

[@Rennitey]

"Someone made a game about me! :D" "WHO THE FUCK SNITCHED"

[@startist_artist1157]

His entire channel would be wholesome plant care/life updates and it would stay that way 🌵 🌸

[@maplefoxxo]

The person/people that made this did an amazing job, the attention to detail is awesome and it's hilarious

[@TheMiniatureRobot]

thanks!

[@welcometovibespace5596]

This video have spoilers for the people that came that haven’t finished the game yet, just a warning Spoilers - - - - - - Also I cracked in the playing the jump rope with sunny part-

[@hapainess3636]

Spoilers Why the jump rope,

[@welcometovibespace5596]

@@hapainess3636 Spoilers - - - - - - I mean Mari did play with the jump rope.... just not in the way they were expecting

[@staddybot]

WAIR O JUDT GOT THE JOKE 😭😭😭 YALL SO MEA

[@egret_orchid143]

This is far too underrated.

[@FZone96Official]

Basil's New Hat = Logan Paul's Toy Story Alien Hat ... oh no.

[@catswellthecat7855]

Okay this is an absolute MASTERPIECE

[@Sleepingwithjeanson]

Why is this edit so detailed

[@TheMiniatureRobot]

I didn't have a life back when I made this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

I love how there are so many videos, and they all have descriptions and almost seem to show a descent in Basil's care for his friends

[@b0x640]

IM crying "The Pink Haired Bitch" NOOOO

[@Basil_The_Flowerboy]

"SKYDIVING WITH SUNNY! (GONE VERY VERY WRONG!!!)" i fucking died laughing

[@switchnx]

Kel: It’s rewind time. (Resets the timeline)

[@catfragrant]

HAHAHAHAGGA THE JAKE PAUL HAT or logan i forgot

[@perlmsp1803]

When I saw the hat I knew

[@cringekid07]

I hope whoever made this on Reddit continues the series with sunny and the others and then it descends into a classic drama war

[@lobardodelainternet4253]

The hat. It all gone wrong when he got the hat.

[@redacted_problems7089]

At the start I was like "So wholesome"...

[@kidwithhat58304]

'How to care for a sunflower' "If you're wondering why there's a winking emoji in the title, I'm sorry, I can't tell you. I'm not allowed to break the fourth wall." y o u -

[@salagipo7436]

I got bullied by the hooligans explainations.

[@RByers404]

*"How to care for a cactus (they remind me of my friend Kel)"* ... I love this video already

[@TheAdvertisement]

Can we talk about how Basil has 386.3 million subs? Also his channel description says he'll "push you down the stairs" if you use ad blocker- And please read the video descriptions guys holy crap they're so well written. 1:43 Omg Aubrey in the text message don't close your eyes- 2:10 #ayothepizzahere oh no-

[@limena_et_cetera]

Also, if you look at Basil's subscriptions, something is there (idk if you noticed this yet, just thought I'd point it out)

[@TheAdvertisement]

@@limena_et_cetera Pfft and Omocat too nice eye.

[@SihoTheFox]

4 years ago....

[@lazyboii735]

The moment i saw "new hat" i knew shit was about to go down

[@Amtesia]

The fact Kel started this horror. Kel, how could you?

[@justamicrowave]

the fucking WHAT also all the descriptions of the videos are amazing i can tell a lot of effort went into this lmaooo great job mini

[@TheMiniatureRobot]

Thanks :)

[@sergeimikhailov9714]

I am kind of guy would have been one of Basil’s first subscribers. I love new and just developing channels, and I would totally watch Basils first bits of content as it was wholesome. I probably would have unsubscribed and been very disappointed as channel went to madness.

[@tiffanytorres5269]

And this is all because Kel told Basil about prank videos

[@demoman0]

2:12 after the video basil came to Aubrey in her mansion and bashed her skull in

[@helplessturtle3879]

This is a perfect summary of every kid's yt channel

[@times2die]

"If I ever find out who fucking snitched" IM GONE

[@kiyan4607]

why is the editing on this so good

[@Ekraelum]

Calling Mari at 3AM NO 😂

[@Dr34myM3dxse]

And im here, the dreamworld basil.

[@balling4853]

i love how basil's content went from plant tutorials and friendly vlogs to "I WENT SKYDIVING WITH SUNNY!! (GONE VERY VERY WRONG)"

[@Tetra_Seiya]

Sunny's will probably be the equivalent of rorochan

[@rosavaldez6464]

Yup

[@SelfDrivingBagel]

Playing Violin! *Jumping off the roof of the hospital*

[@redacted_problems7089]

Why does that fits so much??

[@l4zy332]

oh god do not mention THAT..

[@chemicalxplosion]

I'm in a strange feeling of agreement and feeling bad-

[@TheMiniatureRobot]

I can't believe that I didn't see this upload sooner! Thank you all for your support, I'm glad you liked it!

[@Torauma_Yume]

Canon basil: garden caretaking ASMR. Nothing else. Ends up being a success and ends up in drama for mari's death and gets cancelled, upsetting the majority that actually enjoyed basil's ASMR videos and understood it was an accident. Basil comes back, their fans are excited, and basil continues growing the channel with garden ASMR. Yay I was gonna put "gardening ASMR. Thats it" then my mind ran off im so sorry lmfao 😭💀

[@Im_justhere]

“Went skydiving with Sunny” I LOST IT WHY 😭😭

[@punkosproductions]

The fact that the more the content gets messed up the more he gets views it’s just so accurate. People nowadays love to see drama and chaos; Heroes, optimism, brightness, positivity, trust morality, friendship and bonds are concepts they absolutely don’t care about.

[@fendy5124]

the thing is after seeing someone mentioning basil has the similar hairstyle with *him* this video is now even more cursed

[@randompasserbyontheinterne9195]

Who's the "him"?

[@runh1699]

@Randoompaserby on the internet The one we do not speak of

[@smilesnack9482]

Skydiving with sunny made me wheeze

[@lemmykoopa1379]

Plot twist: Basil grabbed Sunny in the “skydiving” video and saved his life (Secret Alternative Good Ending)

[@supernova1365]

Lmao the video descriptions

[@felixthecat1834]

“Secret hideout, shhh don’t tell anyone :)” Well you just told the whole world.

[@kel4098]

tbh I would watch his videos LMFAOOOO

[@letsreadtextbook1687]

Basil apology video would have all the checkmarks of youtuber apology

[@JustGoldy77]

Sunny was about to play the duet and beat OMORI but OMORI reminded him that Basil had become a cursed entity. Long story short Sunny said oh shit ur right and decided to live in the dream world forever.

[@sonic2865]

H a h a ! I ' m G o n n a S t a b Y a I n T h e E y e ! 1:34

[@Bread_37]

If basils photo camera was a video camera

[@LuciferKingOfHeck]

At first it was cute As soon as the music become deep, I went 💀💀💀

[@madanayunda6146]

Sounds like things he would do

[@InvertedLaughability]

"Im not allowed to break the fourth wall" So you're telling me *BASIL* can break the fourth wall at any wanted time but is not allowed too?

[@Bobplushie666]

If basil ever played OMORI the truth sequence would go 2 ways How the video shows it Basil having a full on mental breakdown

[@Skibidino12]

He went from a he went from a humble KZbinr doing things for fun then descendent into a popularity craving madman

[@oye4103]

the fact all of this happened in the span of one year is imressive

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

Basil would defenitively Have one of those Weird Channels

[@Max_chau4]

As soon as I saw the hat. When I tell you. My jaw fucking dropped

[@THEncrtrooper]

Welp, looks like *we're getting the neutral ending*

[@wilburthemagicalcow]

ALL HE WOULD POST WAS PLANT THINGS He would probably show his plants, what kind they are, and what they’re names are (yes, I think he would name his plants)

[@Sagelol945]

I love how he started a wholesome channel, and ended it being a menace