What if DOOM Guy Talked in Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods Part 2 (Parody)

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Thus concludes the story arc that began in Doom 2016! Thanks for watching everyone! But don't worry, I'm not done with Doom yet :-) Now some fun facts about this video: 1. I made some DOOM God Merch! Please go take a look! teespring.com/stores/press-start-to-laugh 2. I had to record the vocals for this over two days because I lost my voice due to all the screaming (this happens pretty much every DOOM video) 3. Contains a reference to "What if Steve Talked in Minecraft?" if you know some of the lore... Yes... These are connected. 4. Several Endgame references because... I mean come on... 5. Since this is the end of this storyline, I threw in some calls backs, such as the taco jokes, from the first "What if Doom Guy Talked?" video. 6. I was pretty sad the Dark Lord talked. I was really looking forward to doing his lines. While I could''ve ripped his lines out and replaced them with my own, it didn't seem in keeping with the idea for the whole "What if Talked" series. 7. Doom Guy does say "No" at the end in his own voice... I just ripped it out and replaced it with my own "No"... because.

[@LongHollowShark]

this is long

[@dethstrider7865]

@@LongHollowShark this is fact

[@sapphiredragon8149]

This was fun, thanks for the ride

[@LongHollowShark]

i have the QI of 70 so im viry stupid

[@ohen299]

I think you should have done some sort of black Friday fight over a cheetoes with hell Flavor. But I loved it and I love your voice acting

[@theogsad-sempai8598]

Doomgod finally gets his Cheetos, an better ending than the cannon ending, may the blood never drain of his sword and alleyways have Cheetos to eat; amen.

[@copyright-hv6en]

And the Best comment award goes to you

[@mikmax5495]

Amen brother Sebastian, amen 😇.

[@gojizard704]

Hes not dead technically he is just in suspended animation and will come back when needed

[@singletona082]

The dark lord is surprisingly polite. Sees what DoomGod is here for, explains where they can do the thing, and is actually there with an audience waiting patiently.

[@likehowdudehelp]

I know right, he seems like a good guy to be friends with

[@alejandroguzmanrodriguez854]

A true gentleman

[@painthegreat]

The devil is a gentleman after all

[@mikmax5495]

Even when he was about to die, he honored our doomGOD. Amen 😇

[@KaBar41]

@@likehowdudehelp Lore wise, he actually started out as a pretty good guy. SPOILERS BEWARE Davoth (the Dark Lord) created the Maykrs to discover the secret to gifting immortality to mortals. The issue he had is that the mortal body kept being destroyed everytime he tried to make someone immortal. Well... the Father (who isn't actually the creator, he's the creation of Davoth) and his Maykrs figured out how to do so... but deemed the secret far too dangerous to be put into practice. The Father decided Davoth was too dangerous to be allowed to roam free so they destroyed his mortal body and sealed his soul in the Sanctum. So, yeah, the Dark Lord is just super pissy his creations fucked him over. He seemed to genuinely care for his people because he wanted to make all of them immortal.

[@DMJ94UC]

"The only way into the most ancient part of hell" Literal seconds later they open like 15 other portals.

[@toastygrandad5479]

At last. The man himself returns

[@TheSignificantHarassment2]

I like how doom guy’s only dialogue in this is “no” beautiful

[@BrownCameraman29]

3:19 that part where he laugh got me imagine you looking through his helmet laughing like a maniac looooooool

[@firebrand723]

Squid dudes: now that we have imprisoned the slayer we can finally give creation its reckoning- Doom god: I ran out of Cheetos, and you look extremely killable

[@wolfy9887]

Doom guy when he gets his cheetos: Finaly inner peace

[@sentamf]

it's DoomGod but ig ppl still know him as DoomGuy

[@ultraoverloadx9333]

@@sentamf Yes we get it lol

[@TheLane1976]

12:06 I knew Doom guy was about to say that!

[@SK-gq8vi]

Here's a better one. Sentinels! RIP AND TEAR!!!!

[@setojurai]

Love it. You did a great job, especially with overdubbing the ONE spoken line in the DLC

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Thank you. I had to play through that section twice, once with voice audio on and the second with it off, JUST to get that one WORD.

[@setojurai]

@@PressStartToLaugh worth it. So worth it.

[@zeherid4030]

I really love your content, man. I die from laughter every time you make one of these videos. Would be nice if you make a "What if Alcatraz talked in Crysis 2" video someday.

[@Duality2222-2]

"I know this bridge is a straight line but I think I'm lost" Lmfao 🤣🤣

[@wednesdayfrog1006]

I have a what-if talked idea: What if the lieutenant talked in medal of honor above and beyond.

[@zanyvr281]

3:19 this is EXACTLY why Withie and Endy are afraid of the DOOMGOD

[@AC20757]

All of the doomgod videos are so comical and all of the others are also really comical

[@wolfbane7497]

As a final F you from the dark lord those 50 bags of Cheetos would eventually go bad after 2 days

[@Moontrap]

Ok, first I love this parody. Second, does the ending to the original make any sense to anybody? Doom guy wasn't made by Hell Guy, he is the grand son of BJ Blazkowicz (possible the son of or related to Commander Keen) and a Marine...a very angry Marine who went John Wick on all of the demons over them killing his Bunny, Daisy.

[@azzyasbourne9107]

That "Whack-a-Demon" line sounds like something out of the comic

[@skyrere]

These are soooo fun to watch. XD Thank you.

[@tonydasnail5605]

The one liner should have been “let’s go shopping “

[@PressStartToLaugh]

It was considered. The only reason I DIDN'T use it was that there was no cocking of the shotgun. That line must be said while accompanied by loading a shotgun.

[@nicholasbrissette9759]

He finally satisfied his Cheetos craving

[@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc]

I'm waiting for part 3 of what if Steve talked in Minecraft.

[@kirby6897]

So doom boi still remembers the father as Vega

[@masonwhitener1298]

Love your videos there awesome. By the way have you every thought about doing point man from f.e.a.r or the division agent of the division or even Morgan freeman from half life??????

[@tyrongkojy]

All because... of a bunny.

[@lewisjones4526]

Hey man love u vids keep them up there funny and make me happy. Also can u make part 3 of minecraft plz :)

[@apairofhands3464]

Been waiting for this

[@akseljoshalberto650]

Be awaken again slayer so we can share the cheetos

[@xquare6209]

Doomslayer started in a coffin And he ended in a coffin

[@Hyperio606]

plot twist: he talked.

[@zacharyspencer6839]

He shall finally rest.....

[@popshotpete2427]

So quick question unrelated... was that OG Kratos (voice actor) with the hammer or am I mistaken

[@hammer_l0rd]

Doom is just a story of a guy who really fucking likes Cheetos and killing

[@EvillShadow-ek6rw]

and all for the holy chetoos

[@masterchief4842]

Just playin cod cold war zombies oh SHHHHIIIT IM DOWN

[@clash_blazr5095]

After 7 videos, he finally got those Cheetos

[@mememan1969]

Imagine this but without the gameplay

[@theawesome48fanhunter]

Finally he fot his cheetos

[@wolfielps4411]

Hey doom god merch? Does that include cheetohs 🤤

[@kirby6897]

Actually doom god isn’t spider guy he’s spider GOD

[@cap758]

Love your vids

[@Memorydraws]

Saddest Amina deaths of all times doom god

[@KatOwO2235]

should also do Ultimate DOOM, DOOM 2, Master Levels For DOOM II, Final DOOM (TNT Evilution and The Plutonia Experiment), No Rest For The Living, DOOM 64, DOOM 3, Ressurrection Of Evil, and Lost Mission

[@riverquest3239]

DOOM 3 doesnt deserve it.

[@KatOwO2235]

@@riverquest3239 you're right, DOOM 3 sucks

[@KatOwO2235]

@@riverquest3239 yes DOOM 3 sucks but maybe Press Start To Laugh can make it better

[@cesarguerrerolirtlw4633]

I got a good game "welcome to the game" it old game but the character never talk even seeing thing that people will say something but not this guy it may take long time but beatable if you don't do it I will get it if you do hope you have fun.

[@cesarguerrerolirtlw4633]

I mean welcome the game 2

[@elitescpforces.6292]

That scientis was most lomalla companoin doom god has he would literelly would propally de doom god 2.0 to continue his work in hell Also dc Samuel + doom god = doom syporg god.

[@SheosMan117]

I'm surprised there's no reactions to the pro-Slayer graffiti everywhere on Earth.

[@scaryflower8745]

YESSS!!!!!

[@Sub2Cider]

Doom Guy will return, when he runs out of cheetos.

[@newkid619]

He finally got his Cheetos! He can now be at peace.

[@shadow_r3aper516]

For Now...

[@adinhetherington5016]

They'll be back and Doomgod will be there to destroy them all because he is DOOM F..KING GOD

[@happyhank8571]

Yup also I'm eating my Cheetos right now

[@doomslayer_1592]

He he will not rest until every f demon is dead

[@acethehunter7898]

May the cheetos in your bag never empty and may we never hear you run out

[@middleman9596]

Imagine everyone's like: thank god that Doom god is imprisoned, then he leaves the sarcophagus and says: I ran out of Cheetos

[@gamr4lifed590]

God: how did you die Me: by laughing so hard at a joke God: what was the joke Me: here I’ll show you the video and the comment (A few minutes later) God: ... Me: -wheeeeeeeeze-

[@CharlesCalvinTheUndying]

Them: ITS BEEN LIKE..... 5 F*CKING MINUTES, THERE WERE AT LEAST 9.5 MILLION BAGS OF CHEETOS IN THERE!!!!!

[@Kanye_cat]

Dude he started his rampage bc a demon killed his bunny it’ll happen again when the Cheetos run out

[@middleman9596]

@@Kanye_cat too bad he killed all the demons

[@Kanye_cat]

@@middleman9596 only the ones that were out of hell there are probably still some in hell for him to get Cheetos from

[@m4dd.90]

Doomguy- *ahem* I mean- DoomGOD is sleeping in his coffin, watching youtube, and eating cheetos.

[@singletona082]

They could have at least thrown a nintendo switch in there.

[@platinumgames1314]

The perfect retirement package

[@newkid619]

What if Doom God runs out of Cheetos in his coffin?

[@singletona082]

@@newkid619 Everything Dies.

[@xidam8254]

@@newkid619 those sammy hayhay clones will just teleport more cheetos into his coffin

[@omnimon2230]

They gave DOOMGod plenty of Cheetos to keep him pacified. A fitting end.

[@mikmax5495]

He is propably gonna return when he RUNS OUT OF CHEETOS.

[@omnimon2230]

@@mikmax5495 Goes without saying.

[@carbinecryo30716]

@@mikmax5495 *The year is 2263, exactly 100 years after the Slayer was sealed away. The cheetos have run out* "I'm out of cheetos." DoomGod proceeds to pull out a shotgun and punch out of his coffin. "L e t s g o s h o p p i n g"

[@mikmax5495]

@@carbinecryo30716 So youre saying he has 100 packs of cheetos in there?🤔

[@newkid619]

@@mikmax5495 Or if they go stale.

[@darkreflection9087]

18:51 they found out the one way to stop Doom god is to give him what he wants Edit now all they can do is hope they packed him enough to keep him in there

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Doom God willing... they didn't :-)

[@justanormalperson217]

@@PressStartToLaugh then he shall comes back for another shopping trip trough whatever the hell the universe got for him we never know, but one thing we did know he will RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE BECAUSE HE'S DOOM F**KING GOD!!!!

[@mikmax5495]

I wonder if we will see internguy/awesowe doomGOD servant again?

[@crossyright9493]

@@PressStartToLaugh yeah, theres no such thing as 'enough cheetos for the DoomGod'.

[@SuperSoldierS117]

@@mikmax5495 He is the first apostle of the Doom God! MAY HE SPEAD THE WORD OF OUR LORD!

[@donovanthedbzlover576]

finally doomguy has a team who understands him

[@badernba6258]

Correction DOOMGOD

[@donovanthedbzlover576]

@@badernba6258 im sorry for i have sinned

[@mikmax5495]

In blood and guts... Somithing doomGOD, amen😇

[@mikmax5495]

@Nightmarionne right, i wrote this comment when i just joined the religion and i forgot the quote 😅 thanks.

[@codysonic1]

I would say you forgot Isaac but he’s too young for guns but he did made a friendship with Sora

[@carbodude5414]

"50 bags of Cheetos" Well, that explains the Twitch Prime skin being a thing.

[@carbinecryo30716]

He ate all of them and then he woke, pulling out a shotgun, ready to go shopping for more

[@on_axzyte3077]

The Most Christain Game Is Back

[@geraldundcarmenenzmann2000]

Yeaaaa boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@entityofcreation1770]

Yes hes back to the store

[@handler-helperlars]

As a Cristian, I approve.

[@theodensuhrie7915]

Christian confirmed game by actual Christians

[@hewhogoesevenfurtherbeyond9296]

But is it really Christian I mean you're killing God.

[@spiderlouis4802]

“The final battle for you, for me, it’s Tuesday” well actually it’s Friday depends on when you watch this 😅

[@mikmax5495]

Well it didnt happen in our world so it may have been tuesday.🤔

[@shadowproductions969]

Definitely a reference to the line from M Bison in the live action Street Fighter movie. Fitting in this though

[@Hudsonr0cks]

Tuesday for me

[@kirby6897]

Well maybe doom boi meant that battles like that usually happens on Tuesday’s

[@arlostocker2998]

I am watching on Tuesday 😊

[@zacharyisenbletter8944]

18:52 he finally got his Cheetos

[@thememelordthanosnugget8381]

Oh my god! Doomgod that is HE FINALLY GOT HIS CHEETOS

[@veszekium5693]

Auto Shotgun exists, Doom Guy “demotic laughter intensifies.”

[@handler-helperlars]

Plot twist: this is actually what DoomGOD is saying, but nobody can hear him through his helmet.

[@NewYorxer]

THAT DRAGON LOOKS IDENTICAL TO A SUBNAUTICA RIPPER LEVIATHAN!

[@grilledturnip]

Not being rude but *Reaper

[@russelllim4891]

Well the thing did "rip" us apart before

[@disc0978]

No it doesn’t

[@doctor-6123]

After all that, he finally got his damn Cheetos

[@lucaszvala2444]

At the end DoomGod not only kill the dark lord, he got the most precius rewards of all. 50 bags of cheetos and a really long nap. Great series man, it's been a hell of a ride

[@arcanefury3666]

3:19 How'd you get audio of my first time playing Doom 2016?

[@matthewteachout4671]

The intern/apostle will just be like: Why the Hell is he in the sarcophagus again!!!?

[@vemulashriniketh8109]

'The air is thin up here' says the guy who was in space without an oxygen tank

[@jackthespy8674]

Sooo this is basically gameplay with commentary? edit: the word i was looking for was roleplay

[@PressStartToLaugh]

If the commentary was "in character" complete with pained grunts, reactions, etc, then yeah.

[@jackthespy8674]

I love it

[@PressStartToLaugh]

[@megaspoiler]

His shopping list is finally complete! Now the Doomgod can rest, until the next sale.

[@justind5183]

For those of you paying attention, throughout the Doom Eternal videos, count up which comedians Doom God addresses. Off the top of my head I count The Three Stooges, Abbott and Costello, Cheech and Chong, Bert and Ernie (I guess they technically count), and Jean Wilder. Does that sound about right PStL?

[@darkreflection9087]

This is just if Deadpool was doomguy

[@PressStartToLaugh]

That's pretty much been this series from episode 1... we're on episode 8 now... Nothing's changed ;-)

[@mikmax5495]

Oh please doomGOD is doomGOD and always has been, our god is PURE, just like CHEETOS.😇

[@cravenseeker9898]

True

[@samuelneese482]

3:19 Every Doom Eternal player at four in the morning.

[@sentamf]

*unholy laughter intensifies*

[@llukandane3337]

I’m really excited for this video, I’m 1:34 in and I can tell DoomGOD is out on the hunt for some guns compatible with Cheetos. In DoomGOD we trust, with blood and guts and ripping for all, amen.

[@kahuugaming5935]

12:00 He should've said "Team Doom God!... Rip & Tear"

[@st0rmstr1kez66]

After all this time. Finally, he got his Cheetos

[@lowesgameing2003]

Doom God returns Time to go shopping 😈

[@darkemperorsnake3070]

“WHOA THATS A WHOLE LOT OF JIGGLE, and not the fun kind.”

[@doomedgundam6684]

*A Few months later.* "Guys! I've eaten all the cheetos and the coffin is getting filled up with stinky cheetos breath! Plus I have to go to the bathroom!!!"

[@yourbestfriendinshooters3088]

You are so, SO, S O MUTCH underrated

[@MosestheJohovace]

This does indeed put a smile on my face

[@griffingower1883]

That was so satisfying to watch and it reminded me that i still have to beat part 1 and part 2, also first and all hail doom god

[@mikmax5495]

All hail doomGOD!!!

[@Autonate_42]

So between the slayer bringing the dark lord back to physical form then the slayer travelling to immora to face him, the dark lord has assembled his suit, gathered an army and waited for the slayer. Kinda wonder what the dark lord was doing while he was waiting.

[@tudormuresan2055]

after all that...he FINALLY got his cheetos. Now the Beast is appeased...for now. /think about it: Got anything to drink to wash down those cheetos ?

[@CoolGuy-te1pt]

7:16 I love that in this shot you can see the beginning of the bridge, which makes DOOM Guy look like he just took forever walking with the transition.

[@amharbinger]

Finally got his Cheetos

[@clementverkimpe940]

"team doomgod! disasemble... them!"

[@elianas1121]

I was waiting for the smite intro to be funny, and then it... wasn’t? I can only assume they wrote the script for him...

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Sadly no. It was simply a time constraint. I had 30 seconds to get in a lot of information. Ain't got TIME for jokes :-P

[@flamingengi9922]

3:19 to quote Calven: I think I just taped into a primal well of the human phyce

[@LautaroQ2812]

You've got great jokes in this one!

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I've got JOKES?! Since when?

[@shinhyannis2823]

I'm just waiting for steve and withys couple therapy session

[@dragonblade3891]

Not gonna lie, that reenactmentof the final "No" was surprisingly badass.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Why thank you

[@ThePersonMan]

I want to watch this so f****** bad but for spoiler reasons, can't.

[@thegamingdino83]

Dark Lord: It is inevitable DOOMGOD: and I . . . am DOOMGOD!

[@ObsidiaBlack1]

Not going to lie, I was a wee bit horrified by his laughing at 3:20

[@storm7249]

To be honest I was expecting Doom God to say: TEAM DOOM GOD LETS GO SHOPPING

[@redtrovert6847]

Doomguy killing stone imps: maniacl laughter

[@Omnishredder]

Hey Doom God... Can I get a heart for keeping me promise to be here?

[@dabestgamronyoutube2647]

“Kinda starting to like the pain” We all knew Doomgod was a masochist

[@doomslayer9704]

I love how his voice actually goes well with doomguys face