What If Earth Was Attacked? - Solar Smash

Does Earth have what it takes to defend itself from antimatter missiles, intergalactic storms or space ghosts?
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[@CaptainSauce]

You guys are right! In all the bloodlust I mistook Persephone (the abducted wife of Hades) for Aphrodite (the goddess of love). Neither like their holes punched.

[@primordialchaos6371]

Ya sound like you are talking from experience, sauce.

[@terrencezou1441]

Ok

[@FrogsAreGods]

hiiiiii

[@primordialchaos6371]

Btw, sorry to be one of *those* commenters, but huge fan of yours and just wanted to suggest Eternal Cylinder. Seems like its right up your alley. Mainly because the main character is a constantly evolving scrotum with legs.

[@bastigaming9785]

Fun fact: If you go to earth and turn it flat with a laser even with all people dead and you reset the planet, it turns into an actual flat earth also sometimes it doesn't work but it is true also set your missiles to 66 and then you basically execute order 66 and spaceships go attack the planet instead of 69 before and you can also slice the space worms when a force field machine activates while in the middle of the space worms body and kill it

[@CJ_1406]

3:53 "As soon as you get rid of anime, everyone loses the will to live." - CaptainSauce 2021

[@heresywithana]

True

[@imboredsohere4540]

very very true

[@amandapanda5087]

True

[@superbeltman6197]

Accurate

[@immortalgaming1515]

True

[@seanadcock7454]

"Florida is only as messed up it was before the bomb" Captainsauce 2021 2069 foreshadowing

[@afrenchdude2137]

Nice ;-)

[@uwillcatchhands2479]

Why does everyone hate florida im from there😂😂

[@johnagresto3177]

We don't hate Florida they just are the crazyist people in our solar system.

[@igor8ball207]

how come YOU get to time travel? its not fair.

[@drzor2662]

69th like nice

[@robinchesterfield42]

"Planetary tattoo removal...for that North America you regret getting as a teenager."

[@2kkl4wz]

Persephone is actually hades' wife, being the queen of the underworld.

[@scienceguy1165]

Huh?

[@glassius_prime]

@Brock Randell she's their daughter I'm pretty sure

[@ifureaddisugay]

@@glassius_prime were talking Greek mythology here, I'm not sure if that detail really matters.

[@mcquickslkp315]

Wouldn't that make her a God because zeus god of the skies and demeter the goddess of spring, and the all of it would be like insist because Hades would have been her uncle because of zeus

[@chillrendbeats]

@@mcquickslkp315 welcome to Greek mythology

[@iamkrazy19]

“If you eliminate North America no one cares, if you get rid of anime the whole world loses the will to live.” Very correct 😂

[@FireSlimeFan]

No question it the most true thing

[@FireSlimeFan]

More than half the population love anime

[@WasRedacted]

I personally dislike anime so I'd be living-_-

[@iamkrazy19]

@@WasRedacted good for you?

[@puppet9006]

Yes just yes

[@plutozero]

"Investigate Persephone's insides" "Ending the video with ghost man fisting persephone's hole"

[@adammamdooh6100]

Oewwwwwwww

[@Elysiabramanandginny]

Hades be getting frisky

[@Sereal5706]

The shadow of one punch man as grey still plays calls it

[@Decade332]

@@ingag2154 CHA KA BAA

[@pogostickonpogostick2786]

hades: hey ive done this one

[@swagpharius_swolemegon]

Can confirm that “Florida is as bad before the bomb!”

[@someguywhohatespottery6026]

I AM DEAD!!!

[@aidenrenaud4926]

I live in florida. I like it here.

[@swagpharius_swolemegon]

@@aidenrenaud4926 same

[@swagpharius_swolemegon]

@@someguywhohatespottery6026 *chuckles with insanity*

[@someguywhohatespottery6026]

@@swagpharius_swolemegon AAAAA

[@weetabix9021]

"It might aswell be japan, at least they have some experience in this" this made me laugh

[@hydraulicwendigo8244]

Very haha

[@Allister_1]

Some parts of Japan are still uninhabitable and even in places where people can survive the hellish smog and other conditions the legal age of consent is 13 In criminal proceedings. But as a plus if you can't get any thirteen year old children to sleep with you there are panty vending machines in cities that get a lot of travel income. *the more you know rainbow appears*

[@hydraulicwendigo8244]

@@Allister_1 yes very interesting

[@davidkueny2444]

"I figure if we're gonna drop this anywhere, it might as well be Japan. At least they have some experience with this sort of thing." -Sauce 2021.

[@hungtheheroluu]

At least Cap knows a lot of history and culture just to play jokes to make us laugh. He's not being serious, so like he always said, "Don't take that out of context!"

[@ethanhanson2421]

I mean, Hiroshima doesn’t really qualify as a lot of history. It was a pretty pivotal moment in human existence

[@hungtheheroluu]

@@ethanhanson2421 and don’t forget Nagasaki, another Japanese city that was nuked during WW2.

[@07philip]

"That makes fat man and little boy look like they were made by Fishers Price." - Captainsauce 2021

[@ombaaa]

Makes tsar bomba look like it was made by fisher price

[@tinytim9616]

@Paxton Coulombe nice

[@ethanhanson2421]

Haha funny quote from video with quotations so it’s funnier out of context 😐

[@mpz952]

Fun fact: Captain sauce gets more confused everysingle video But he also looses his Braincells every minute

[@slyscooter2584]

Cause and effect

[@hunterbush9503]

I agree

[@mpz952]

WE all agree

[@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110]

How do you tighten brain cells?

[@mpz952]

@@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110 I dont know

[@nippymuncher]

"So you can fry North America and nobody cares, but as soon as you get ride of anime, everyone loses their shit" It be like that 😂

[@fallenassault7298]

“There are no accidents” Master oogway

[@puppet9006]

Me too

[@Johnjohnadamson]

The person below me is da best

[@Snowy_452]

yay :D

[@dodgerwoods203]

“Florida is as messed up as it was before the bomb” Cap-2021

[@waynehvozda4729]

o well floridas a nice place for swimming and cannonballing and making big waves for fun!

[@barrystoner8468]

Ow

[@greenuparrow]

There's actually a target option where you can hold down a button to send things simultaneously. Try doing it with cuthulu, it makes quite the lag.

[@erikviking3048]

ok where is it on the screen i whoud like to know

[@ericbright1742]

"It's not the explosion that matters. It's the *im*plosion that anti-matters."

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

Big brain time

[@funnycrab5684]

Smart smart

[@d4TheViewer]

Dang notifications letting people make the jokes I thought we’re gonna be original before me

[@ingag2154]

@Cameron Lawton when you *anti matter*

[@owenjohnson6459]

Yeah it destroys the planet

[@bronyabee1618]

Breaking news: Florida man deflects giant explosion wit his cheeks - caught in 4K

[@electriccookie243]

😂

[@lrodgamer4044]

And 160 FPS and out on blue ray

[@bronyabee1618]

@@lrodgamer4044 LMAO

[@xotic_agc.]

How is this comment made 26 minutes ago if it was made 17 minutes ago

[@brandonMiller-zl2sv]

🤔🤔🤔

[@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838]

Glad to see my daily dose of euphoria came!

[@yeetusdeleetusthefetus3514]

Came?? 👀👀

[@abhiroopsaiboyapati3145]

Wat does euphoria mean?

[@screw_a_username7491]

@@abhiroopsaiboyapati3145 fancy word for a happy/exited feeling

[@abhiroopsaiboyapati3145]

@@screw_a_username7491 ok

[@CiberDeomn13]

That's part of the south's constitution "Shoot first ask questions later" that is. We up north asks questions then shoot 10 seconds layer

[@davidkueny2444]

Cap: I think Persephone was the goddess of love? If the game Hades taught me anything, she was a real looker. Well, she might have been a real looker, seeing as Hades kidnapped her so she would be his wife (which was her father Zeus's idea, btw - when your wingman of a brother is a serial rapist, the romantic advice you get from him can be questionable). But she was the goddess of the underworld. She was known as "Dread Persephone."

[@alexdoesstuff9047]

Cap: nukes Florida Also cap: it’s the same picture

[@javicushman7649]

I love this guy I can’t stop waching his vids

[@mr.handman3388]

Same

[@sheepboyplays9582]

same

[@blamo5342]

same

[@gavinthaler8344]

Same

[@amandapanda5087]

Same

[@RinSyuveil]

"We have a new planet called Hades" You mean Pluto? (Lets see how many get this/will ever see it) Also Persephone is not the goddess of love

[@amandapanda5087]

Persephone was/is Hades' wife, Aphrodite/Venus is the goddess of love

[@caliecat8275]

@@amandapanda5087 technically Eros(Aphrodite’s son)is the goddess of love while Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty and often associated with love. Either way, definitely not Persephone.

[@sarahdennis9698]

Persephone whas demeters daughter

[@RinSyuveil]

@@sarahdennis9698 well she still IS her daughter she just now is forced to spend half of her time in the underworld

[@goudacheese7491]

Lol

[@temmiefrog4773]

Let's be honest; If the earth was attacked 25% of the population would think it's a government plot, another 74.99999% would do nothing, and the last 0.00001% would actually try to do something.

[@cherechesalexdaniel811]

17:39 Persephone was the wife of Hades and the goddess of the underworld.

[@joshuakemp2259]

The little clip at the start always makes me laugh every video

[@cadennorth8539]

Same

[@mustacheman6475]

Cap: eeh not quite as impresive as i was hoping for. 10 million people dies instantly

[@Seaver_Productions]

When you play the update before he uploads a video on it... "Hmmm... I wonder when Cap will upload a video on this." Cause you know that he won't miss the opportunity to commit more intergalactic crimes against existence

[@SephirothRyu]

That new bomb looks sort of like what you might expect a Cyclonic Torpedo to do.

[@dawnshuster7730]

9:30 the Ultimate Pokèball

[@tracyjennings685]

18:25 LOL Captainsauce Out of context

[@Weecakz]

"Its not the explosion that matter its the inplosion" -destructive captain sauce

[@mrbrayden9032]

1:20 rough weather, We lost the ability to drink clean water!

[@SGRebooted]

Yeah, we couldn’t run our well pump because we didn’t have electricity, thank goodness for generators

[@mrbrayden9032]

@@SGRebooted Yeah we had to live off of chocolate milk, big Tex and Jugs of sweet tea... so overall not bad

[@etmocon]

Persephone is not the goddess of love. She is the goddess of spring, who is forced to live in the underworld, which is called Hades, with her husband, who is also called Hades, for 3-6 months. Myths vary. Her mother, Demeter, misses her so much during this time that she stops things from growing in Earth until Persephone comes back, causing winter.

[@giovannigennaro9732]

Persephone was Hades wife. Given that Hades and Persephone were basically the only gods in Greek myth to really seem to care about the whole commitment thing, and that there both not characters you would want to annoy, I'm going to say nuking a planet named after her wouldn't be that great an idea. Also, all Greek gods are hot.

[@above_natural703]

9:36 you just made earth into a pokeball XD

[@maxshigoto9944]

Captain your commentary is the best on KZbin ever time I laugh my ass of so keep up the good work

[@Vv24708]

Day 1 of reminding cap to make an episode 4 of the eggplant escapade spirit game Cap make an episode 4 of the eggplant spirit game

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Yes he should 👏

[@dexton196]

Cap when he is in the under world and meets Hades: Hades: Where will I place you Persephone: Tartarus Hades: Why Persephone:” shows clip” Persephone: Not only did he get what I am the goddess of he wanted to- Hades: Say no more Ps. Aphrodite was the goddess of love and beauty something Cap neither has

[@Dicegoblin]

Cap: I think persephone is the goddess of love? Neopagans/greek mythology enthusiasts; well, actually-

[@ChaChaC2010]

I can't tell if it was my recommendation or u just saw the update

[@vergil5164]

There was 69 likes so i made it to 70👹

[@ChaChaC2010]

@@vergil5164 thank u for all the likes I think this is the most amount of likes iv ever had on 1 coment

[@GuitarGuruGaming]

“For that North America you regret getting as a teenager”

[@sergeantfire8268]

It’s not an anti-matter bomb, it’s actually an ion bomb. Now have a great rest of your day.

[@Unknown-yt4cy]

*The more you know Rainbow appears.*

[@mrkwebblyman1033]

The anti matter bomb is electric type ones explode all electricity is turn off

[@NordicCarved]

10:27 As an American... This wasn't worded in the constitution, but I can confirm it basically is part of the constitution even if it wasn't worded that way.

[@invictus127]

Down here in Florida, I'm appreciative of the shield Cap. Now if only we had one to protect us from ourselves.

[@splaty2231]

Plot twist: The new planet with rings is earth. The rings are slowly becoming the moon and earth is cooling down after the impact of another planet. And he even summoned the today moon to demonstrate where that planet hit earth 16:23

[@arras8978]

Real future (or prediction): Moon is fading away slowly

[@matthewboire6843]

Cool theory

[@tommycoolatta6533]

2:00 i bet Queen Elizabeth is still alive

[@evansgardens]

About that...

[@tommycoolatta6533]

@@evansgardens nah shes just sleeping in her new skeleton pajamas in her coffin bed

[@dayhel2367]

12:08 this is.. 12:11 *Requiem* *golden wind plays in background*

[@qwertyoprobsone633]

Fun fact sauce: if you speed up time while the planet destroying satelite charges up and fires it will make a fun noise. Try it out and youll find out how the sound for it was made.

[@laozeng2413]

Hey Sauce, In Solar Smash, if you select the missiles, turn them to the number 66 and go to aim mode, you can actually control the airplane

[@bot_kitkat6490]

I almost forgot that I was wearing headphones at full blast and I may now be deaf

[@ilovefoodandgacha.]

Your account is a face of the normal lady face

[@ilovefoodandgacha.]

In roblox

[@bot_kitkat6490]

I know

[@corruption781]

3:36 dark humor activated

[@cowonsomething2849]

Anyone that commented before this didn’t finish the episode

[@PerculiarPanzerVODs]

Very true

[@cadennorth8539]

I finished watching two hours ago

[@KaiDaliva]

CaptainSauce : 5:01 GET THE FELLING SPACE SANTA ISNT GONNA BRING ME ANYTHING THIS YEAR Me: You Are On The NAUGHTY LIST

[@crizmixakaghostyboi2965]

1:56 when you hear thunder outside 👁👄👁

[@07philip]

9:27 *Why does the planet look pretty much exactly like the Death Star?*

[@matthewboire6843]

Not sure

[@craigbell8373]

0:23 damm, That state had a family

[@florenzbode2732]

5:19 That‘s not cosmetic surgery that is cosmic surgery

[@garettsaltvick7060]

14:13 “ it broke the shield broke the satellite broke Florida an” Say no more missions accomplished

[@Laughing_Dragon]

3:26 JESUS MY GUY XD! again DARK.

[@Aaronpepperkorn]

He is a really good KZbinr may God protect him throughout his upcoming days of being a KZbinr all of the stuff makes me happy every single day if you guys like him and try the secretly get them to maybe 20 to 30,000 likes and if we can try the beach 90,000 likes let's shock Captain sauce

[@clydecoolidge2651]

Yes

[@thesniper5805]

1:52 UNLIMITED POWER

[@JosueGarcia-jl6ny]

the second he made the hiroshima joke i checked to see if the video was monetized

[@neelofarkhan9692]

Captainssause when typing: 😊 When in a video: 😡

[@samlevy9897]

11:56 Cap destroys an entire planet with the power of his stand, Major Tom Requiem

[@cereal_arsonist]

If he plays among us he can call himself captain sus

[@sufiemohd3128]

""As soon you get rid of anime everyone lose the will of live "" LONG LIFE ANIME!!!

[@Logitech_Headset]

10:58 as an australian i find that quite rude

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

1:32 I can confirm, my pikachu destroyed all of galar after I fed it 104 rare candies

[@geraldballinger6428]

now i want to give a litten that many so i can show why cats are more op can dogs (in pokemon)

[@niceman5697]

11:22 I'm having so many memories of my uncle for some reason

[@matthewboire6843]

💀💀💀

[@fallenangel207]

18:10 already did lol

[@acdbutrfly]

I enjoy knowing my favorite KZbin is decent human who wears masks

[@allouttaideas113]

Im in Florida right know This makes me paranoid

[@ZippKitt]

the "purple space ghost", I call god cause he IS OP

[@wafflz7210]

Hey cap. I just wanted to say that you can pause time and have stuff attack earth at the same time. So you can have the space ghosts punch at the same time

[@Ean-hk5vj]

2:08 ITS JAPAN

[@NickmasterYT]

“Who’s that Pokémon?”

[@ruttsuco.804]

When Don’t Escape 3

[@user-zh2vw8zs8m]

7:53 Indicative Of where People live How About we Just spray Earth

[@ShootfortheToons]

OMG IT’S F FROM THE ALPHABET LORE

[@FelowixGames]

IShowSpeed:Are You Serious Right Niouw Bro? Captaintsauce:Are You Kidding Me Right Niouw?

[@ilikeducktales447]

6:47 "please don't pull a bugs bunny and take a wrong turn at Albuquerque" captain sauce 2021

[@Michael_rG15]

3:06 That is literally the mr.beast logo

[@redacted1888]

The way he says “Solar Smash” sounds a little depressed

[@Jaydubs1102]

Nobody: Me: that looks like Mrbeast logo 3:14

[@Agent_Matt_6]

I feel like I’ve worked my way up from Captain Sauce weird and inappropriate to 10 fold that because of him. Lovely work, Cap

[@elijahcase6767]

quick question for mr.sauce how did you know about dison spheres? Did you study something like that in college or what? and if you did a Q&A livestream I'm sure plenty of people would hangout you're one of the funniest youtubers i know.

[@susangoodrich194]

pov: iur commenting before u watch the video

[@tigerman4303]

I was first lil

[@maxsilverfishgaming6096]

I watched the entire video before coming to the comment section

[@arktic3140]

6:46 He should have said "Don't pull a Bugs bunny and go up Lola's v*****

[@matthewboire6843]

I don’t think he can say what I think your saying, assuming I know what your hiding.

[@senseikrima7165]

Hey captin have you ever sounded out Solar "Smash"

[@emeldonmez3011]

hey captain sauce, remember that VR game you played called "I expect you to die" they are making a "I expect you to die 2"

[@barrystoner8468]

Free delivery for captain sauce- a FREAKIN GALACTIC STORM

[@namelessalias0007]

Cap, I must know do you record the gameplay and come up with jokes afterwards?

[@sparecreeper1580]

Nope he dosnt

[@Yellomelon]

2:22 you became Cuphead

[@parkerwalden6614]

When ur deaf and the youtube captions haven't appeared yet...

[@suki6386]

Been 4 years and still hasnt changed love it.

[@101stopp8]

This is how u make earth into a space donut: just spam the antimatter nuke until it stops

[@coldfire-blitz3122]

At first I was kind of worried about the TABS faction and campaign I made for Cap, but after the ending of this video, I think he's really going to like it.

[@sparrowflyaway]

That opening joke is the kind of thing that makes you one of my favourite youtubers, Cap 🤣

[@herbfollower5165]

9:14 Okay,that purple man’s fist is bassicly my finger going to hit the like button

[@random.2412]

"What if Earth was attacked" Earth is always attacked by CaptainSauce when he makes Solar Smash videos.

[@AndromedaNull]

"How much space lube do you think we would need to shove an entire moon in that hole?" -Captain Sauce 2021