What If English Were Phonetically Consistent - Part 2!

[@scrub2789]

The legend returns from atop his mountain of solitude

[@AaronAlon]

Staying on the ground for a bit this time. A fourth video will be released in the next few weeks!

[@drezzin_draggator]

@@AaronAlon Aar, Do you mind doing a part three where you do it with Spanish? The only vowels that’ll sound different will be e and i!

[@AaronAlon]

@@drezzin_draggator, thanks for the request! I'll definitely keep it in mind if I make a part 3! Meanwhile, you might enjoy this video, which includes a lot of Spanish idioms: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX3bdXZriNqIm7s . Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@junovzla]

thee leegeend reetoorns frohm ahtohp hyes mohoontayen ohf sohlyetoodee

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

@@junovzla Are you trying to say “The legend returns from atop his mountain of solitude”?

[@spaghetti8056]

So we’re definitely getting a series, right? That’s what I need in my life right now

[@annakadieva2314]

Yes, please!

[@Dozerson2]

Yes! Where's the petition?

[@daddyleon]

@@Dozerson2 I would breed children just to make this series a reality for all languages!

[@afuyan]

Pliís!

[@Kualinar]

I always wonder why «one series» ends with an «S»... It comes straight from French, and, for us, it's «one série, des séries».

[@wolframstahl1263]

My head hurts. In a good way. I'm now officially a linguistic masochist.

[@AaronAlon]

😆

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

(Pronounced with consistency) Mah-so-Chist

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@CBusschaert]

my cheeks hurt from smiling. I did not expect a follow up but this is perfect in many ways

[@AaronAlon]

Glad you enjoyed it! Stay tuned! A fourth video is dropping in the next few weeks!

[@RokiMowntinHi]

mine too! I burst out laughing at "knock knock"!!! I had no idea how he was going to pronounce the consonants.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@ttvkxprodigyxk7650]

WE NEED A 10 HOUR LONG WITH CONSONANTS

[@johnboylovesyou]

All the letters. Then a sentence...

[@johnboylovesyou]

@@capturedflame yes

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@peddersmeister]

By the time the man gets consistent with every English letter of the alphabet he'll have forgotten how to actually speak English! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StormgemThunder]

If part 3 arrives we need "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" said with phonetically consistent vowels and consonants because it has every letter in the english alphabet

[@notwithouttext]

"t-hee kwu-ikke brone fokes joomps oveer t-hee lahz-yuh doag"

[@Rokreder]

I don't know why I automatically read that in the voice of the guy that did the "frogge" skit

[@wigley7610]

/thi/kwɑɪk/broʊn/foks/jumps/ovir/thi/lɑzi/doʊg/

[@Autoskip]

Why not "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow"? It does the same thing, while sounding like something from an epic tale, and having less double-ups (ok, in this case, that last point may be unwanted, but it does sound epic).

[@Ice_Karma]

@@Autoskip Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

[@nightmarionne2401]

3:08 The thing with english is that if you misspronounce a word even a tiny bit, you may actually end up saying something completely different. In this example, a few phonetical changes made him go from saying "spit take" to "spite taki"... XD

[@dragletsofmakara1120]

Most comprehensible interpretation of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I have ever heard. The subtitles killed me😵

[@immortalsun]

The subtitles seem normal to me

[@owencoles2798]

I love this singing better than “normal” English. Either it’s your singing voice or how this “new” English sounds.

[@SmolSir]

The pizza delivery was on point since it actually sounded Italish

[@AaronAlon]

Grazie! 🙂

[@Someone-dv7hw]

1) the water person is absolutely right 2) I expected a literal continuation with vowels, instead I got that in short and so much more 3) thank you so, so much for creating this.

[@AaronAlon]

So glad you enjoyed it! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@Someone-dv7hw]

@@AaronAlon on it already :3

[@AaronAlon]

@@Someone-dv7hw Thank you!

[@zata4ul]

"and when the world needed him the most... he returned" I'm actually surprised by this continuation, especially since I literally checked your channel yesterday XD

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for checking it out. I have a fourth video coming soon! Meanwhile, please share and subscribe!

[@zata4ul]

@@AaronAlon I've actually been subbed with notifications on for over a year! And surely I shared this masterpiece in discord servers! Can't wait for more content, you're doing amazing work! :D

[@AaronAlon]

@@zata4ul, thanks so much!

[@simmanz7422]

A friend of mine showed me part 1 5-6 days ago, and here I was showing part to my familiy, just in time to find that therés a part 2 now ! So great !

[@AaronAlon]

@@simmanz7422, thanks for checking it out! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@GloaNeko]

I'm so happy there's a follow-up! I'm also amazed hearing the bloopers to know that you actually spoke all the vowels consistently in one take (per sentence, at least)! I could not imagine trying to talk like that, it'd take me days!

[@AaronAlon]

It's definitely a get-better-with-practice kind of skill. 😄

[@Blabla130]

As a non-French speaker all I can say is yep that sounds like French to me!

[@emilystarr6417]

NO WAY I HAVE BEEN QUOTING THE ORIGINAL FOR YEARS

[@beaub152]

You pronouncing "cœur" was so funny

[@notwithouttext]

"koweyuuuure"

[@DragonsAreHungry]

"piezaza" broke me

[@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn]

​@notwithouttexthow are you here as well

[@juuryoushin6181]

I am french and those excerpts made me laugh pretty hard, kudos !

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks! You might also get a kick out of this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6XNh5Woea1gZsU

[@JustAToeBee]

As a german i wonder how german would sound if it wouldn't be phonetically consistent

[@EPSILON-35]

p a i n

[@platzhalter2581]

It would sound like German, because it is already very consistent.

[@JustAToeBee]

that's why i said "wouldn't"@@platzhalter2581

[@ayamii37]

probably somewhat normal

[@decus9544]

Having learned German as a native English speaker, its consistency was one of the things I liked the most about it.

[@TheMorgwhhlshilth]

I never thought I would be this invested in a three year old theoretical linguistical mind game but here I am.

[@PirateLeota]

This made me literally laugh out loud! I particularly enjoyed the consistent consonants and the reading in French! Bravo!

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks so much! Please be sure to share and subscribe! You may also enjoy some of my other videos!

[@MokaBeats664]

2:17 cœur 😭😭😭 How he pronounces "cœur" is hurtingly funny 😅😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@MokaBeats664]

@Rgrechko736Official I mean both

[@AV_Action]

Just like Shrek 2 before it, you have proved that the sequel can be better than the original, hoping for a series!

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks so much! A new video you might enjoy is almost done and should be out in a few weeks! Stay tuned!

[@marsballuirus3641]

0:39 it sounds like you’re having a stroke lmao

[@AaronAlon]

😄 I respond to that later in the video! kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKK3pHWtfa5jrq8

[@marsballuirus3641]

@@AaronAlon a strokey lol

[@Cyntaria]

This man could've just played animalese at a slower speed. But no. He had to figure out the constanants and record himself. Absolute legend.

[@rosejonck3266]

I need more of this in my life. Have been rewatching the previous video at least 100x and it doesn’t get any less funny.

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for supporting my content! A fourth video is coming in the next few weeks! Meanwhile, please share and subscribe!

[@muffinsuchtihd8936]

My favorite video on this platform received a sequel. My amount of joy cannot be expressed by any words 😍

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks so much! Stay tuned! A fourth video you might enjoy is coming out soon!

[@felixinvita6031]

damn... a follow up to one of my most favourite videos on KZbin.....i really was hyped And holy shit this music is sooo nostalgic to me....like these bell sounds.... I think I've watched the first part way too often xdxdxd and thanks for the Part 2 man, appreciate it

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for watching and the comment! Stay tuned! A fourth video is dropping in the next few weeks!

[@here2enjoy-bt8jq]

I'm an ESL and I did something like this in my childhood. And I sang multiple songs like you sang twinkly twinkly littly star..! My friends thought I was crazy, thanks to you English is crazy.

[@palletlover8519]

I’m so glad we got a sequel!

[@somebody41]

The French bits had me audibly chuckling lol. 😂👍

[@AaronAlon]

😄 Glad you enjoyed this! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@evd8175]

I've been waiting!!! I subscribed to this channel after the first video came out.

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for subscribing! A fourth video will also be released in the next few weeks! Stay tuned!

[@peckychicken]

"konoocoko" for "knock" had me laughing

[@AaronAlon]

Me too! It took a few takes. 😄

[@notrhythm]

4:17 this is the first time in my life I've heard something like this

[@quinndtxd]

I've waited literally years for this

[@itellyouforfree7238]

"I have your pepperoni pizza!" had me rolling XD

[@kengyangtan]

"how i wonder what you aarrr.....EEEE!!"

[@Tasoq]

4:00 how I pronounce pizza now

[@wanibenedith5757]

Lol when he spoke French in phonetically consistent English, he sounded like he was speaking whale.

[@mollynakamori]

Three years isn't too long to wait at all for a follow up! Well done, Aaron.

[@AaronAlon]

Thank you! Please be sure to share and subscribe! A fourth video will be released soon!

[@Definite_Article]

He's back

[@vsowill]

“Twankle twankle” that’s that southern accent. 😂

[@SirSatanism]

No no no....we HAVE to have a video with the vowels AND consonants together! It sounds hilarious

[@ookazi1000]

Yet another banger. I'd love to see you vowel shift the consistant phonetic pronunciation. i thin it'd be neat.

[@sukanyaroyart]

I died at "konokoko konokoko".

[@AaronAlon]

Me too! It took a few takes not to laugh. :D

[@sorengaming1541]

bro. "KUNNOKUHKUH KUNNOKUHKUH?!" (KNOCK KNOCK) I'm glad English is hard to learn now.

[@andpad8380]

FINALLY! BEEN WAITING 3 YEARS!

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for waiting for more content! A fourth video will also be released in the next few weeks! Stay tuned!

[@andpad8380]

@@AaronAlon can't wait!

[@AriaHarmony]

0:52 that's how I pronounced it when I first learned it 😭😂😂😂

[@areloTET]

I’m disappointed you only uploaded four videos. This is actually becoming a really good series.

[@evaross9249]

This is the follow-up I didn't know I needed. Thank you so much.

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for watching! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@Cantersoft]

Didn't expect a sequel. This is so funny, I'm glad you made this! "O" as in "pony".

[@AaronAlon]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@cobalius]

:O /)

[@codemanthe2nd343]

"Knock, Knock" slayed me

[@oaryihn5659]

FINALLY A SEQUEL TO GREATNESS

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for checking it out! Please be sure to share and subscribe! I have a fourth video dropping soon!

[@vrbobde]

IT FELT LIKE A DECADE

[@AaronAlon]

You could say that about 2021 alone. :D Stay tuned! A fourth video will also be released in the next few weeks!

[@ghost577]

Part 3 part 3. This sequel is what we ALL needed

[@chadlyyyy]

I never thought this day would come! I’m glad all this time waiting it was worth it.

[@milkweed6358]

I had the original saved in my watch later and showed it to my classmates today. And now there's a sequel!! excellent.

[@AaronAlon]

Glad you enjoyed them! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@eleanordawn8055]

I subbed even though you had no other videos, and SO WORTH! I was here, hour 1!

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for subscribing! Stay tuned! A fourth video will drop in a few weeks!

[@fastsnake1]

"What you arrrr-EEEEEE"

[@Amuzic_Earth]

I always appreciate a good video edit...because most people don't realize it enough, that how much effort goes into it.

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks so much!

[@13capitu]

I love this!!! Congratulations to you! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@lpf2049]

*GASPS* He did a part 2!!!! OMG!! This is a great follow-up to one of the best videos on KZbin

[@AaronAlon]

Please be sure to share and subscribe! I have a fourth video coming out soon!

[@cassielynn7074]

The French made me spit out my tea Edit: I didn’t realize he would call me out so quickly with “spite taki”

[@AaronAlon]

LOL!

[@abelsechabamothlele5635]

This guy is talented, period!

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks so much!

[@universalrandomizer405]

Sounds like Old English before the Great Vowel Shift + some strong Celtic influence

[@GrimmSmile23]

Wow. I knew it was worth that bell icon for your channel Aaron! Thank you for being here with that beautiful brain of yours! Forever going to use the original whenever I need an easy cheer. New request for you and my fellow fans: what’s a few good tongue twisters to help retrain the mind for these consistent vowels/consonants?

[@RokiMowntinHi]

"red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather" "peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers" "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood" are my favorites, er I mean, fayvooritees!🙂

[@SWLinPHX]

Fun Fact: "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", "Baa Baa Black Sheep" and "The Alphabet Song" are all the exact same tune/melody.

[@zaangtwyt]

I þīnk þát wið þér vowels dóne, yōu schoúld māke cōnstanants consīstant ás well.

[@oumakokichi8214]

I love this and also want to cry at the same time

[@harane]

is... is no one gonna talk about his PHENOMENAL singing voice??

[@wholesand]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious through your PCA (Phonetically Consistent Alphabet)

[@JohnMushitu]

A follow up we didn't deserve, but needed

[@AaronAlon]

I hope you enjoyed it! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@Nameless8_]

At this point if you made a part 3 addressing all the consonants i am sure you could make this an external language

[@LHSNottingham]

I've wished over the years I could just instantly switch to this pronunciation style (or another combination of fixed vowel pronunciations) whenever I felt like it. Kinda interested now what effects other combinations of the vowels could produce, like the different moods of musical keys.

[@AaronAlon]

It's definitely a practice-makes-perfect kind of skill, but I don't know that this is a skill many will want to practice! 😄

[@sophiaschier-hanson4163]

Learn Middle English pronunciation! It literally is that, but the vowels have their Spanish / Continental values.

[@binshine7158]

I watched your video when I was a uni student for learning phonetic!!! Cuz I'm not English speaker!!! So happy almost 4 years later you updated your channel!! Will happy to watch another update! ❤️

[@AaronAlon]

Thank you for watching! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@LISA.WANG.]

I forgot the pt 1 video existed and was so so happy when I saw this on my subscription feed 😆

[@AaronAlon]

Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for subscribing! A fourth video will be out in the next several weeks!

[@LISA.WANG.]

@@AaronAlon Thank you for the hard work!

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

@@AaronAlon 4?

[@professoryeetus8955]

this is the second time im watching this in the past year and i've gotta appreciate how this video has a whole soundtrack

[@LevelUpKorean]

LOL This video was so cute. Laughed a lot. 😂

[@AaronAlon]

Glad you enjoyed it! Please be sure to share and subscribe!

[@SpaceCowboy-u7j]

Weird that this sequel has 9.5 million FEWER VIEWS than part one.

[@Proefkonijntje]

Awesome stuff. Everything was amazing and very funny, the kunno-kokko kunno-kokko however caused a true spite tah-kee!

[@inkless533]

This video is so well written and edited...

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks so much! Please share and subscribe to support my content!

[@theexplosivefox3884]

this is completely unhinged. I love it.

[@Reggie_la]

Not only making up a new language, but also a whole new accent to accompany it

[@NamePend]

You can actually learn to speak French if you apply this in the French sounding letters and such

[@the_linguist_ll]

I have a harder project: Find every possible environment every English vowel phoneme can be found in, and make sure every one gets a new vowel or dipthong sound. Just crank the consistency down to 0... actually I guess that'd also be consistent?

[@sophiaschier-hanson4163]

Pretty sure that’s just French lmao!

[@shreyasb06]

you look so much like rowan atkinson it makes the video even more hilarious

[@UnpaidInternJR]

Phonetic consenants turned you into an italian there at the end

[@HlootooThunderhammer]

Didn't know there was a sequel! Please do another dedicated to the full consistent package-- vowels AND consonants!

[@0utOfSkill]

Ai wa-aitid ahlmoust four yi-ars four thais!

[@AaronAlon]

Stay tuned! A fourth video is dropping in the next few weeks!

[@TheThundercow]

This is such a refreshing editing style for youtube

[@Elliyan4]

I did not expect the knock knock

[@periwinkle86420]

As someone who knows english as 3rd and french as 4th language, his pronounciation is exactly what is going on in my head whenever I check my spelling in those and other foreign languages

[@SMGJohn]

I love how he turned Dutch at the end.

[@zagrych]

the french bloopers at the end legitimately sound like a bird mating call❤😂❤😂

[@baguetteneck95]

Good to see you again 💗

[@jasonspence]

I'd love to see a followup trying out different combinations of vowel sounds used consistently!

[@jackofnotraits9669]

Now we need a reading of the auto generated subtitles with the consistency provided here and see what comes out. Do this a couple times and make that our new language.

[@AaronAlon]

That's a great idea! It would be wild. 😅

[@AJP_PHD]

So very fantastic. Funny. Artistic. Educational. Please keep doing more!

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for your steadfast support! A fourth video will be out in the next few weeks.

[@AJP_PHD]

@@AaronAlon Can't wait. LMK if I can help with any of them.

[@VELVETPERSON]

Man, this is golden. You are so talented

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks so much! Please be sure to share and subscribe to help support my channel!

[@giovannalyra4122]

I swear your humour is unmatched, this had me covering my mouth so hard trying not to laugh at 10PM lmao Anyways, I swear if this vid doesn't get as many views as the first I'll sue, like man, this is the perfect sequel! Great job bro :)

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for the support!

[@mtutor5500]

I have just randomly found this follow-up while showing the original video to one of my students (I find it it very useful for teaching languages - especially for teaching how to think about them a bit more "open-mindedly"), it's great. Please, do a full new video with consonant consistency as well, as it sounds even better. "Knock, knock." But eventually (if your original selection hadn't be "somewhat arbitrary", you might well just have English read by a foreign native speaker of a phonetically-consistent language. (But it probably wouldn't be that funny.)

[@AaronAlon]

Thanks for checking out this new video and for sharing the original! Please be sure to subscribe for more content coming soon!

[@mtutor5500]

@@AaronAlon Thank you for your answer. I normally don't subsribe but I will make an exception. I wish you success with your work.

[@AaronAlon]

@@mtutor5500, thanks for your support! There's a video coming out very soon that you and your students might enjoy. Stay tuned!