What If Every State Had An NFL Team?

[@BigTiger_99]

You forgot to put the Bengals somewhere. And since you also forgot Kentucky that would probably be it, Especially since Browns fans always make that joke.

[@Knuthh]

Holy Shit you're right, guess the Fort Knox Prisoners are being replaced by the Lexington Bengals

[@zzander4649]

​@@Knuthh Louisville Bengals

[@slamminsammyjo]

​@@zzander4649 honestly sounds better too

[@moraco3323]

@@Knuthh Louisville is on the border so that would make more sense

[@batraptor4]

Of Indiana ​@@moraco3323

[@Hazy_Fforest]

I was sad to hear you moved my Chargers, but Wyoming is kinda perfect. Wyoming population reflects the Chargers fanbase lmao

[@jordanshook73]

As someone who lives in Wyoming, I'm glad we didn't get the Cowboys since the state University team is already the Cowboys.

[@kobeiskindacool3763]

@@jordanshook73people live in wyoming??????

[@jordanshook73]

​@@kobeiskindacool3763 That was the guy in the suit told me when they pulled the bag off my head. Still trying to figure that out.

[@silverback7675]

Hot take: Wyoming should get the Bills (state full of buffalo), Chargers should move to Alabama (Birmingham Bolts has a nice ring to it) and the Colts should move from the South back to the East. I went into detail in another comment as to where the teams should go.

[@Budd3rIsGood]

I feel like he missed the opportunity to move the chargers to Hawaii lol

[@Copycat398]

6:44 Omaha Mannings and the logo is just Peyton Manning´s forehead

[@miguelzinho2332]

Utah being the coyotes is diabolical after what happend in the NHL

[@Knuthh]

Teehee

[@TheAxlSnaks]

As a New Mexican, moving the fuckin Cowboys, of all teams, into NM, and then not choosing the cultural and economic hub of the state (Albuquerque) has filled me with an inexplicable rage

[@DoctorCyan]

Sick ass video, but Delaware should've gotten the Eagles. Easiest lay-up of a relocation and you BLEW IT!!!!!!! but otherwise i liked it :)

[@snowless456]

I think the eagles would make more sense in Delaware since Wilmington is basically a part of the greater Philly metro (plus septa goes there)

[@ThePhl4ever]

yeah foe real. And Wilmington is in the Delaware Valley which is Philly Metro market

[@meee_5155]

I think it would make even more sense tho to keep the eagles in Philly, one of the biggest citites in the country, and instead relocate the Steelers to West Virginia, where like half of their fans are already from anyway.

[@lunogyt]

There's a great city nerd video where he goes over cities that are under and over represented in professional sports leagues, he used population stats to decide what places need more. Definitely worth a watch if that sort of thing interests you

[@SuperBossGiovanni]

I did the same thing a few months ago. This is what I came up with. Arizona- Keeping the Cardinals California- Keeping the 49ers Colorado- Keeping the Broncos Florida- Keeping the Buccaneers Georgia- Keeping the Falcons Hawaii- Getting the Dolphins Illinois- Keeping the Bears Indiana- Keeping the Colts Iowa- Getting the Bangles Kansas- Getting the Chiefs (They currently plan on the MO Side of KC) Louisiana-Keeping the Saints Maryland- Keeping the Ravens Massachusetts- Keeping the Patriots Michigan- Keeping the Lions Minnesota- Keeping the Vikings Mississippi- Getting the Jaguars Missouri- Getting the Rams back New Jersey- Keeping/Getting Jets (They are now the NJ Jets like they already should be) New Mexico- Getting the Cowboys New York- Getting/Keeping the Giants (The Giants now ACTUALLY play in NY) North Carolina- Keeping the Panthers North Dakota- Getting the Chargers Ohio- Keeping the Browns Oklahoma- Getting the Bills Pennsylvania- Keeping the Eagles Tennessee- Keeping the Titans Texas- Keeping the Texans Virginia- Keeping the Commanders Washington- Keeping the Seahawks West Virginia- Getting the Steelers Wisconsin- Keeping the Packers Now let's make new teams to give to each remaining State Alabama- Huntsville Rocketeers (Named from the city's nickname of rocket city do to its history of aerospace technology) Alaska- Alaska Malamutes (A reference to the Alaska state dog and the state's history of dog sledding) Arkansas- Arkansas Diamond Heads (Not the best, but it references Arkansas having the world's only public diamond mine) Connecticut- Connecticut Colonials (Referencing the states rich history) Delaware- Wilmington Crabbers (Referencing that the state has the largest population of Horseshoe crabs in the world. Yes I know Horseshoe Crabs aren't true crabs, just roll with it) Idaho- Boise Bluebirds (A reference to the state bird) Kentucky- Louisville Mustangs (A type of horse because of the Kentucky Derby) Maine- Lewiston Lobsters (this should be obvious) Montana- Billings Grizzlies (Montana's State Animal) Nebraska- Nebraska Prairie Hawks (Not technically right, but it sounds better than prairie falcons) New Hampshire- Manchester Maple Trees (State is known for maple syrup) Oregon- Portland Pioneers (Both a reference to the Oregon Trail and Madden 24) Rhode Island- Providence Clams (State is known for its clams) South Carolina- Charleston Cheetahs (I wanted to keep the big cat theme to have some parallel with NC) South Dakota- Sioux Falls Pheasants (State bird and I couldn't think of anything better that rolled off the tongue well.) Utah- Salt Lake City Prophets (Was going for a reference to the states large LDS [Mormon] Population) Vermont- Burlington Brewers (State known for craft beer) Wyoming- Wyoming Bullfighters ( A reference to the states propensity for rodeos) Some of these aren't the best, but they're what I could come up with.

[@silverback7675]

I made a comment similar to yours and now that I think of it, I think I like moving the Dolphins to Hawaii and keeping the Eagles in Pennsylvania. WV has a large steel industry as well and would make sense there. I had the Bills move to Wyoming because of the buffalo population, Cowboys in Oklahoma (Cowboy state), Chargers in Alabama (Birmingham Bolts just sounds nice). I think I’d amend my choice for the Jags to Mississippi as opposed to South Carolina

[@flyingblind5677]

I think Arkansas could be the Little Rock diamonds, don’t think you need diamond heads, sometimes simple is better. Alternatively you could keep the iconic college mascot with the Arkansas razorbacks

[@mkjirak]

Mormons have an affinity for bees, so I'd name the Utah team the Bees.

[@ThePhl4ever]

I can assure you there are zero Horseshoe Crabs in Wilmington. They are downstate at the beach

[@SuperBossGiovanni]

@@ThePhl4ever I know, I was going based on 2 things. 1. Largest Populated City 2. Feature of State or City

[@jsilva4174]

I think the New Mexico NFL Team should be called The Albuquerque Roadrunners, and their division should be in the AFC West, and the Teams colors would be Red and Yellow.

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

New Mexico Toreadores?

[@Bex25]

Glad the algorithm chose this for me. You definitely need to do this for the other big 3 sports!

[@Knuthh]

@@Bex25 Basketball, Baseball, and Hockey I’m assuming?

[@JohnC10]

I used to think about this a lot, but then I realized this concept is kind of just College Football. Every state has a team, bigger states have multiple teams in different major cities, with various regions grouped together. Teams are more about the location as opposed to the team itself (Ohio State will always be Ohio, the Dolphins are only Miami because they play in Miami and nothing is stopping them from just going somewhere else). Teams represent state pride and form rivalries with neighboring states. Etc.

[@spencerpascal2467]

Great video and love your energy. You can tell you put a lot of work into this! Keep it up!

[@vigilantvigilante2582]

LOVED the video! and ur presentation style is 👌

[@Dmarbawls-oyuah8r]

As a D.C. resident, I have never been so offended. Not only do we pay the same over-inflated taxes, pay the same higher-than-average grocery and gas prices, have NO representation in Congress, and live in the SAME crime-ridden capitol, but then you're gonna take away the REDSKINS from us, TOO? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bristolpka1143]

I was entertained bud, keep it up brother!

[@ireallycantthinkofaname4726]

Great video

[@northdakotagamer]

I really like this video. It's under no illusions of being a realistic thing the NFL should do, it's just fun.

[@BitcoinMotorist]

I'm thrilled you gave Rochester, New Hampshire a team but I would have gone with "Rochester Royals". Or if you wanted an animal mascot, "Portsmouth Porcupines" 😂

[@maninredhelm]

Missed opportunity to bring back the Louisville Colonels, Hartford Blues and Providence Steamrollers from the 1920s NFL. The Steamrollers even won the NFL championship in 1928.

[@WolfDB]

Why didn't you move the Rams back to St. Louis?

[@silverback7675]

Check out my comment, I make the same case! It’s dumb to reinvent the wheel, Rams won in St Louis so I’m sure they’d be welcomed back there.

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

St. Louis Battlehawks.

[@cedricdavis1670]

I'm surprised you didn't the Cowboys in Oklahoma. Since they already have the state cowboys. Could have had a Co'ed

[@VerMillT.Coin0SC]

1:31 LET'S GO TEXANS would Represent Texas 🤘 🏈

[@lt4109]

-open video -Chiefs fan -opinion immediately discarded

[@Nobusshi28]

As an Iowa resident, I feel I could really get behind a team called the Iowa Eagles, though I think they'd be more likely to end up being based in Des Moines than any where else in the state. Besides, I think the Iowa Hawkeyes are far too popular in my hometown of Iowa City to make accommodating a NFL team here viable. However, our one-and-only suburb of of Coralville is getting an AIF indoor football team that starts playing next year, which is pretty exciting.

[@ThisIsNotOurYear]

Love the video keep up the work

[@mossypotato9578]

Keep uploading

[@xX_JuanCena_Xx]

You say that Badgers is a name that would be in the NFL in future (7:13), and it existed, but in the past as the Milwaukee Badgers from 1922 to 1926.

[@Cisco-1944]

Very fun idea, good video!

[@mkjirak]

I'm a Vikings fan and I lived in Phoenix for a few years. There was a great bar called Four Peaks that was founded by a guy from Minnesota, so he turned it into a Vikings bar. I actually still miss hanging out there now that I'm back in the midwest.

[@danjacobsen7645]

In cave creek?

[@timkillian1469]

As a resident of CT, choosing Manchester over Hartford and New Haven is wild

[@LockeCurfman]

Love this video idea, I am from Seattle and I am a Huge Lions fan

[@trevorminyard8885]

Tulsa Twisters would’ve been cooler tbh

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

That's so good. I thought bring back the Oilers for Oklahoma City but that is good.

[@trevorminyard8885]

@@worfsonofmogh1154 oh yea Oilers would make a ton of sense too

[@mossypotato9578]

Cowboys leaving is crazy

[@Crussell04]

Good work.

[@RyanDonziger]

maybe the bills should be in wyoming or the cowboys or oklahoma

[@aden538]

Oklahoma State University is already the Cowboys so that wouldn't work.

[@bradhanel3976]

maybe the bills should stay in new york since they're the only team that plays in the state

[@The1Goby]

I remember asking my coworkers would they rather have a true "National" Football League where each named US state/territory gets a team (potentially with a restructuring of divisions), OR a developed "International" Football League where 32 out-of-country teams are made with the same division structure that the NFL has today and after each has had their Superbowl there would be one more game that would be the ultimate world championship. The answer was harder for them to choose than they thought, so I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking about stuff like this. xD Edit: Maine's should have been Moose or Lobster related. Hell, if you wanted alliteration, the Portland Pines would've worked too

[@Elwayphx]

Choosing the broncos is the ultimate South Dakota team decision

[@areyouseriousbroquestionmark]

Im so happy you picked my home city of Rochester, NH, but there would (theoretically) be a lot more attention/focus and space if it were in Manchester, NH.

[@loverbay4235]

Let's go I'm a Chiefs fan too from Lee's Summit, Missouri. I disagree with moving the Chiefs to Kansas for obvious reasons, but I guess as long as they stay in KCK or a surrounding city it's not the end of the world since that isn't too much farther. But overall a great video 👍

[@spencerwarner9268]

I would’ve moved the Cowboys to Arkansas since that’s where Jerry is from. It seems like a Jerry type move in this scenario

[@milksnack6665]

Good vid, yet I’m a bills fan and that picture in your room makes me cry

[@martensjd]

Next thing you know, Illinois might want a team.

[@OldCha_nnel]

Any list that puts the BILLS (only team actually in NY) elsewhere, is a joke.

[@bloqk16]

Why not have four conferences? American. National. Continental. Interstate. Of course, it would upset the equal number of teams for the divisions.

[@bonecanoe86]

Welp, I guess I'm moving to Iowa and teaching them how to make a Philly Cheesesteak.

[@peterroberts4415]

Bold to move a team to Asheville after the hurricane

[@A_Name_]

I am really thinking about petitioning to have the titans renamed to the tennessee trash pandas. Our mascot is already a racoon and it would make sense given the fact we are swimming in garbage so far.

[@MaxFRFR-rk4jk]

1:55 I was gettin ready to rap on sight tbh

[@JustinMunson-w3b]

I’ve always wished every state had there own nfl nba mlb nhl teams so we could all have our own home teams

[@silverback7675]

Not how I would have done it. This is how I would have done it: (Updated with scratches) AFC East: Dolphins - -Florida- Hawaii Patriots - Massachusetts Bills - Wyoming (state that you think of when it comes to buffaloes) Jets - New Jersey AFC South: Colts - Indiana (would move back to the AFC East) Jaguars - South Carolina Titans - Tennessee Texans - Texas (hesitant but I get it) AFC North: Steelers - Pennsylvania Browns - Ohio Bengals - -Kentucky- Iowa Ravens - Maryland AFC West: Chiefs - Kansas Chargers - Alabama (would move to the South after Colts go to the East and Bills to the West, also renamed to Birmingham Bolts) Broncos - Colorado Raiders - Nevada NFC East: Cowboys - Oklahoma (missed Cowboys name for the COWBOY STATE!) Eagles - Delaware (They're LOVED In the beltway and I can't move them from there) Giants - New York (makes the best sense) Redskins - Virginia NFC South: Buccaneers - -Mississippi- Florida Saints - Louisiana Falcons - Georgia Panthers - North Carolina (they play there and it's the right Carolina for them) NFC North: Lions - Michigan Packers - Wisconsin Bears - Illinois Vikings - Minnesota NFC West: 49ers - California (agreed that they are the keystone team of California) Rams - Missouri (they'd be the St Louis Rams again!) Seahawks - Washington Cardinals - Arizona The rest you can fill in with new teams like Anchorage Yetis, Bismarck Barons, Sioux Falls Rushmores, Dover Ducks, etc...

[@colinwhite9660]

Now they gotta make 2 or 3 leagues with the nfl being the top league and the others being a promotion and relegation system

[@JohnCornette]

Why do we have to be “Prisoners” my guy?

[@BitcoinMotorist]

Kentucky Colonels, amirite?

[@j.p.1214]

Bills to Vermont makes more sense

[@Spamus]

I can't fathom why you wouldn't just put the Rams in St Louis and the Eagles in Wilmington Delaware. Very uh interesting choice lol

[@caliboy09]

Come on, man! (Wilmington Biden joke)

[@wolverinefangowings]

Utah Coyotoes when Utah stole the Coyotes hockey team is just evil 😂

[@thehardlovekid]

Feel like you missed an opportunity not moving the Rams back to St. Louis

[@Drumboardist]

I don't think I want a 50-team NFL, but I respect the dude that is a Chiefs fan. ALEX SMITH IS A 3-TIME PRO-BOWLER THANKS TO ANDY REID, HOT ON THE HEALS OF FRICKIN' TODD HALEY AND ROMEO CRENNEL. THAT'S SEXY, DAMNIT.

[@Bbsa_man]

This great

[@o7_AP]

Chargers moving to Wyoming means they have a chance to have actual home games

[@Devin4432]

Be glad Utah doesn’t have a nfl team, for Caleb William’s sake

[@EthanNeal]

Oh Utahns would be brutal. There's already a lot of people in Utah (and eastern Idaho, for that matter) who already don't like USC, but his antics just make it worse for him. Zach Wilson on the other hand...

[@gammaalphasigma5558]

Why move the panthers to SC? They’re based in Charolette which is in NC?

[@gammaalphasigma5558]

Great video tho

[@viewingstorm8930]

Personally I’d of kept the panthers in nc and move the jags to sc

[@SouthernFeller]

In my opinion, Idaho should’ve been the Boise Spuds

[@isaiahlebron4451]

As a Missouri Chiefs fan, I hate the idea of moving the Chiefs to Kansas. I don't know if I could root for the Chiefs if they moved to Kansas.

[@BrendanGeormer]

The Steelers could be WV and then Eagles can stay in PA, though DE is a fine fit for the Eagles considering that's what people there support, largely, and their biggest city (Wilmington) is just urban sprawl of Philly anyways. I also feel like it could have taken some teams from college in the states that are crazy for those teams or are just prolific, like Alabama or Iowa.

[@joshuacollins5022]

I'll forgive you but moving the Cheifs out of Missouri is insane. Arrowhead is in KCMO proper and like 20 minutes from the line.

[@Dj0287]

Ok so I need an explanation being from Mississippi....I noticed on some teams you moved to other states you put them in actual cities in those states like Sioux City, Iowa for the Eagles and Santa Fe, New Mexico for the Cowboys. Why did the Bills who you had move to Mississippi get call "Buffalo City"? There is no such city in Mississippi called Buffalo City...so either 1. You don't know any cities in Mississippi, and didn't bother to look them up (Biloxi being the obvious choice....**Biloxi Bills**) or 2. You wanted to keep the name "Buffalo" in the title. Which in that case makes no sense, because you took the only ACTUAL team that is in New York out of New York.

[@austinkitchens2853]

I wish North Dakota had a professional teams but that will never happen

[@homer23422000]

I'm a football fan, and I disagree about how "they" are more passionate about college football than pro football. A lot of it is that college sports is part of the school, which many are part of that state education system, so they can't relocate because of wanting citizens to pay for a new stadium as opposed to pro sports. I would also use knights, fire, cougars, rush (flowing water), wolves, ducks, horned frogs, and dragons (Komodo dragon).

[@jordancobb7553]

Wyoming Cheyenne gonna be lit

[@RyanDonziger]

what about broncos' fans in south Dakota also the NFL needs expansion maybe even in Europe but other American cities for sure.

[@3SailorMartin]

I think Oregon should have the Eagles. Here is my reasoning... Our 2 major college football teams are the University of Oregon Ducks and Oregon State University Beaver Both teams having to do with the water and one a bird that spends most of its time in or around the water while Eagles also spend much of their time near the water

[@Piro237]

Which dorm is that? I lived in Matthews my first two years at SDSU and that looks very familiar

[@CiderVG]

0:20 That's because it's America's Team

[@Horrorfreak106]

PERSONALLY too mamy animals. Couldve maybe looked into the history of the state and city to get somethi g more personal than just an animal that would be cool or a name that sounds cool. All in good fun tho :)

[@georgeheld1901]

Curious there are no Grizzly Bear teams

[@peterolbrisch8970]

That doesn't make any sense. Some states have multiple teams, you just can't shuffle them around. 50 states, 64 teams. You might get away with that.

[@RadicalCapitol]

I'm forever heartbroken you took the Chiefs away from the important Kansas City... 😢

[@WillMuny]

As someone who lives in Anchorage we would never call our team the Yetis. There are so many better names, also it would Alaska not Anchorage. Alaska Grizzlies Alaska Borealis Alaska Magpies Alaska Wolves Alaska Gold Alaska Freeze Alaska Glaciers Alaska Pioneers Alaska Orcas Alaska Volcanoes Alaska Quake Alaska Bush Pilots Personally I would go with the Alaska Pioneers or Alaska Gold.

[@timkillian1469]

Bills needed to be in like Montana or one of the Dakotas

[@masonege279]

Sioux City reference my city might not be that irrelevant

[@Dimezprod]

Bill should go to Connecticut

[@JosephHiatt-e4w]

Nice idea. ........... Go Chiefs!!

[@xOneManCRWx]

#SKOL

[@keirstinblom7968]

Still Go Patriots ❤️💙

[@GOCAPSDMV]

#RAISEHAIL love this video

[@strato5206]

can't take the lions out of the NFC, they were there pre merger... take those giants schmucks instead

[@JustinMunson-w3b]

I would change every team to using the name of their state and get rid of the big cities hogging all the fame they already control to much of the vote

[@NogChannel]

Moscow: Wolverines 🗡️🐺🇺🇸🏈 Moscow: Russia 🇷🇺 💣🪖🎖️🚀

[@theamazingDrBob]

How about instead of eliminating the New York Giants, we eliminate the Miami Dolphins? Nobody likes them, so let’s move them out of Miami, leave the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Florida, move Miami’s team to Idaho and call them the Idaho Potatoes. Everybody wins!

[@danbsports6760]

Man, get ready for some awful QB play in some, maybe most, of those games every week!

[@edwardrhoads7283]

What does the Ozark Fox fan say?

[@nateknuth732]

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[@ImThe5thKing]

Montana has so many better mascot choices. Also elk is already singular and plural, no need for the S. At the end of the video, you mention you grew up watching Alex Smith and Kareem Hunt.... Fuck, you made me feel old, and I'm 26.

[@mike01913]

The Patriots should change. You made a point of saying the Carolina Panthers now belong to South Carolina. I assume you want the Patriots to be the Massachusetts Patriots. New England to Massachusetts is more of a change than Carolina to South Carolina.

[@nicholaswesoloskie7194]

As someone from CT, why Manchester 😂

[@ThePhl4ever]

why tf are you taking the better PA team, the Eagles and moving them to Iowa? If you are going to move the Birds move them to DE

[@ViroVV]

Whole list of problems. FAR too many to list. Not going to bother. We dont need 50 teams However, the next logical step is an 8 team expansion to bring it to 40. However, If they do it, the NFL is infinitely more likely to give 4 of those teams across Europe, 2 for Canada (1 AFC/1NFC) and 2 for Mexico (same). This satisfies their push into foreign markets and making NFL football an international game which is also the next most logical step. But there are a lot of other variables that go into NFL teams and there are clearly consistent rules internally. The NFL strives for things like parity and symmetry. For example the AFC Raiders vs NFC Buccaneers, 2 pirate themed teams. Then there are an even number of "flying" teams between Cards, Falcons, Ravens, Jets, Eagles, Seahawks. Pairings like Saints Vs Vikings, which are for the humanoid wing which is too many to list. Youl see other similar groupings like Cats with Jags and Bengals in AFC and Lions and Panthers in NFC. So the NFL Likes to utilize these connections. They will continue to make them. For example, the NFL WANTS a team named Sharks or Whales so it pairs/contrasts with Dolphins as they are the only aquatic team so far. So for example you could see an Oregon team named the whales and if you dont know the history its definitely worth learning the connections between Florence Oregon and whales. Its well known the NFL wants to push into Europe now and its almost as well known that they want that strong instant partnership with Jaguar automotive, So they will likely find a way to relocate the Jaguars to England (Sometimes they will go against their own patterns if they find something else more important, Like realigning the entire league after expansion but still leaving the cowboys in the NFC east)

[@ZarkGamingOfficial]

Bro you seem like a 49ers fan 😂

[@ViroVV]

@@ZarkGamingOfficial As a Raiders fan. NO.

[@batraptor4]

What is thisciyy choice

[@stevepowell324]

This is stupid

[@Mark-jr1xy]

5!!!!!