What if Isaac Talked in Dead Space? | The Complete Series (Parody)

[@ladybritt9366]

"I'm an engineer!!" is the new "Not an Architect!!"

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Technically the old :-P this is a compilation from a series that came out before Minecraft

[@ladybritt9366]

@@PressStartToLaugh Whoops, still new to watching your channel :3

[@sebastiankuolcrimson1622]

@@PressStartToLaugh Hey,you should try 'What if Eric talked in 'The Forest'.'

[@Demon_Slayer213]

@@sebastiankuolcrimson1622 or 'What if Dani talked (more) in Far Cry 6'.

[@boozeandbullets6997]

@@PressStartToLaugh or what if Henry talked (more) in Bendy and the Ink Machine

[@meapickle]

Love how it implies Isaac could and was talking the whole time, but no one could hear him under that helmet

[@rawjeans7169]

Nah he just forgot to unmute his speaker

[@crystaljones1935]

"What the hell do you mean, unmute my mike? Think I haven't tried that, Kendra? I'd troubleshoot it, but I'm too busy fighting for my life here. I'll just deathglare your ass through the helmet."

[@retro_guyy1015]

​@@rawjeans7169but you can hear him grunt when he stomps on a necromorph So he just doesn't talk

[@rawjeans7169]

@@retro_guyy1015 what?

[@rawjeans7169]

@@retro_guyy1015 I was just saying that his helmet was muted

[@Awesome_Pichu]

Kim: Isaac, what the hell are you doing?! You're making a big mistake. Isaac: Hey you could've stolen Marker and asked, 'Hey Isaac, need me to drop you off somewhere', and let me on the ship. But here's what you get when you double cross an engineer on a bad day and a lot of student debt

[@xHunterx141]

I mean,she basically abandoned him to die so makes sense why she didn't forgive him in the end which makes even more sense in the remake

[@MoneySlayer14]

This has aged like fine wine and become even more darkly humorous now that the Dead Space Remake has come out. Talkative Isaac is a treat that keeps on giving.

[@LethalDose161]

Hearing Isaac go "You know I'm not a nuclear engineer" in the remake makes me feel like they saw this and thought "we are DEFINITELY doing this!"

[@toddclawson3619]

It is hilarious watching this Isaac go from terrified to just absolutely sick of everything. He just gets more and more exasperated by all the crazy tasks he has to do while casually slaughtering hordes of what should terrifying monsters.

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

As the late Stan Lee said in his cameo in the first Doctor Strange:"That is hilarious!" That's how I describe this.

[@Zelix678]

Well you either do that and go crazy, or give up in crushing sense of defeat. Personally I'd imagine it going after reaching that breaking point; "Oh, I must fear you? No, you need to be afraid of me!"

[@crystaljones1935]

"I'm not trapped with you undead freaks... no, you're trapped here with ME."

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

It's even funnier when you see how Isaac displays that in the Remake, Lol.

[@aidanedwards8931]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a mad scientist named Mercer make a regenerating monster, I’d have two nickels. Not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@ALJ9000]

When was the other time?

[@meleamendez6221]

@@ALJ9000 prototype

[@ALJ9000]

@@meleamendez6221 Ah, I forgot about that

[@Chonkems]

@@meleamendez6221 Alex "Xx_DemonHunter_xX" Mercer be like.

[@thezenithrage1006]

And nearly at the same time if I recall protype and dead space where close to each other. Maybe one borrowed the name? Both become villians also. A good doctor to mad church man. A scientist to city killer and nuke survivor

[@couchpotatotv4717]

"WELCOME TO ENGINEERING 101 MOTHERFUCKER! KILLING GIANT FUCKING ALIENS!" best line I heard.

[@TheMadman9090]

I've always loved how you can take everything from minecraft to deadspace and turn it into the funniest comedy of our time. the amount of sarcasm you put into your characters is just *beep*-ing wonderful. I still scream, "Not an Architect!" when my friends pick at my buildings in survival games.

[@aidanedwards8931]

Hey, I build glorified cubes I’m sure you’re fine

[@tformerdude6788]

@aidanedwards8931 same here.

[@cooperedens2817]

When I do something I end up yelling "Consequences be damned!"

[@L379-b7n]

​@@aidanedwards8931 n nJ2 7-,>-9. . - m. N X .y. mx. . N .mpC hm >

[@aidanedwards8931]

@@cooperedens2817Same

[@Bmerchin]

“Ok, floor stuff bad. Should’ve taken that more seriously.” 😂 I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in a while.

[@colossalslayer3616]

I can't be the only one who wants to see animated versions of these videos

[@aidanedwards8931]

Your not

[@DuelShock01]

Same

[@pugtie4695]

Same

[@antonioisamongus5937]

So true

[@mattwalters6834]

Yep

[@justin2308]

This game knew EXACTLY how infuriating it would be when they gave us the “cut off the limbs” bit FOUR TIMES IN QUICK SUCCESSION. 😂

[@ryguy9876]

And yet some journalists and critics back in the day still failed to adhere to it. Not calling you out, just pointing out how some of the reviews back then were really trite.

[@justin2308]

@@ryguy9876 I’ll, uh, give you that one. You’re right.

[@nathanielbass771]

@@ryguy9876 how is it physically possible to miss that? Heck, wasn't it in the game's description as well?

[@ryguy9876]

@@nathanielbass771 You would be surprised how dumb and petty some people can be. Heck, I still remember Noah Antwiler, the Spoony One, complaining about the enemies being tanky and then stating that he was going exclusively for body shots and head shots.

[@nathanielbass771]

@@ryguy9876 sounds more funny than sad

[@biliousbecca]

"No, it's God's work!" Kills me everytime xD

[@bluberry_gamer3852]

No it GOds work

[@mattoxschlotterback4412]

I think the funniest part is that your in extremely serious and dangerous situations and you make jokes the entire time

[@UGNAvalon]

Gotta find _Some_ way to stave off the mind-breaking insanity! 😅

[@intrusive...thoughts]

It's a coping mechanism

[@majinjason]

I always thought Isaac was some kind of slave when watching play through a. He's hunched over takes orders without question and never talks. I figured he was mind wiped or something

[@P1CRR]

I personally think he was just done with this crap the moment the first necromorphs came arround

[@winterknight5923]

A long work day that just got fucking longer. 😂😂😂

[@humaniodxeno889]

I was LITERALLY in the motion of opening a flaming nacho doritos bag JUST as he said to lay off the doritos 🤣 worst part about it is that this is my 3rd family size bag in in 3 days.

[@stormweaver2535]

It takes you 3 days to eat that much? its only a bag a day. Maybe your still young, in time you will looked down and realize that you have gone through 2 bags and 3 energy drinks and you have yet to get out of any PJs you left bed with.

[@humaniodxeno889]

@@stormweaver2535 oh god no, that shits gone within 20 minutes. I just force myself to only eat 1 bag a day.

[@humaniodxeno889]

@@stormweaver2535 even then im still forcing my self to eat it slowly...

[@director1336]

@@humaniodxeno889 amen brother. I cannot be trusted with part bags of chips either

[@Werewolfkirby]

Mans trying his best over here

[@BillionFrames88]

A lot these jokes are fucking clever and I love that also like how at the start Issac is “talking” and they talk over him prompting him to make a comment like I guess I’m not here or something along those lines definitely enjoy this take on one of if not my favorite survival horror game of the 360 ps3 era of gaming

[@supersonictrickster4239]

"NOT DA MAMA NOT DA MAMA!" Bro referenced Dinosaurs. Love it.

[@realperson7649]

The fact that he makes fun of Issac being a mute makes it 10 times better

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Kendra "everything locked down without the captain's codes I can't access anything..." Hamend "alright so where's the captain?" Kendra "I found him, location: medlab status: ...deceased " Hamend "what? how?!" Issac "I don't know Hamend, how do you think the captain died? I mean he couldn't have possibly been killed by any of THE ASSORTED FLAVORS OF WALKING NIGHTMARE MURDER MONSTERS RUNNING AROUND THE ENTIRE SHIP!!! there's no way that could happen.😆"

[@Wilytwins-2011]

@@ryanzimmerman1594 The funniest one was fighting that thing he called the giant space anus

[@randomplotbunny]

I feel like an idiot, everytime Issac 'talks' to someone I'm expecting subtitles to show up for him too! 😅

[@MGS4280]

After watching this, I could totally see doom and dead space somehow being in the same universe 😂

[@starscreamsniper926]

Issac would love to team up with Doom God.

[@THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

A Space Mutiny? We need Big McLargeHuge to save us now

[@unknown20005]

issac really is a testament to how far a man will go just to get some booty huh man literally fights off a whole apocalypse just to get that booty then sacrifices himself to save the booty talk about a chad

[@protoscythe6129]

Fr. Issac is the true American gigachad

[@AlexanderChitambo]

No one can resist the booty call

[@pugtie4695]

Okay I said it before when this was individual parts but I love the way you had Isaac start out funny scared, funny excepting, and then funny insane, because I feel that's how most people would handle this they would start of scared eventually except the situation then either from cutting dead people up or the marker, just go insane and have fun.

[@kirstenbean5396]

True

[@Existingiscringe]

Dammit! Why did they let Issac talk in the remake of this game?! Now we wont get a remake of THIS series!

[@jakeyJAM]

16:12 perfectly describes Dead Space as a whole. A confused cry of "Ah! What the?!" Followed up with gunfire and repeated "nope"

[@nathanielbass771]

lol, against the twitchers (the fast moving ones), I had to "nope" the entire time with the alternative fire of the machine gun (the sprinkler of death that wastes ammo like no tomorrow). They just kept appearing out of nowhere and I couldn't shoot what I couldn't see, so fair is fair. Also, I always turn up the brightness to pretty much max...can't even see the hallways and it's like, "whoever did this did this on purpose" because light doesn't fade that way. A single match can light up a room but a flashlight and wall-mounted lights won't? lol

[@razorswordninja12]

10:26 the idea of a survivor just playing the music for whenever Issac encounters Necromorphs is so funny! I laughed at that part during my rewatch

[@huffy737]

I wanted to replay this recently. Now this will do to satisfy the replay needs.

[@spiceywolf15]

You AND salt factory doing deadspace videos on the same day? This is awesome!!!

[@freddyrules4036]

I love how you put dear doom god as a reference to your doom eternal series

[@nathanielbass771]

He seems to use it in every series that isn't child-friendly XD

[@MrDrCthulhu]

Randomly found your channel through this video, loved it. I know October's nearly over, but I'd love to see some more takes on horror games sometime, I think they can be great for some snark.

[@bengal4047]

I absolutely adore the sheer level of 'I don't get paid enough for this shit' vibes you gave Issac lol

[@georgemeyers7172]

This video is now pretty hilarious in hindsight now that the remake has a actual talking Issac here. Pretty cool huh? woah. And Press Start to Laugh knows that as well. huh.

[@30cal23]

16:10 yeah thats exactly what i thought Issac was going to scream when he met those, and at the beginning when he's getting chased by the slasher into the elevator

[@ryguy9876]

This is literally an abridged mind series, and I approve.

[@ryguy9876]

Also, the more I listen to your voice the more you remind me of Highwang of Something Awful fame. Do you two know each other?

[@SebasTian58323]

I love the idea there are just a bunch of survivors hiding in the ship and they're just playing music in places that Isaac can hear them but not see them. Honestly, I'm surprised you need thermite to get through the barrier when you're carrying a plasma cutter that's purpose is to cut through materials, which is useful when mining. I'm pretty sure the plasma would be hotter than the thermite anyway. It shoots ionized plasma, which and I'm pretty sure is a heat of about 11,000 f, and the general thermite heat is about 4,000 I think? I'm no expert, but I guess it does save a bit of the plasma cutter ammo

[@umbraanimo7767]

I don’t know exactly if the cutter is functioning the way it’s ment to. A cutter like that I would imagine would be more like a beam not a blast. I could see that the cutter was reworked for a shot to effectively cut limbs over a harder to use laser

[@nathanielbass771]

when it comes to temperature, time is a factor. There's not really any explanation of how the plasma cutter and it's wider laser friend work whereas with thermite it is a prolonged burn. Look up the Leidenfrost effect, it's interesting

[@annegrey6447]

Just found this & I can’t stop laughing. I’m so binging your channel❤

[@gardraulin4746]

3:13 and that was the last time he was ever in the same room with the shuttle party for the rest of the game.

[@atlas.from.portal2]

17:52 if u zoom in to the captains body you can see the pen that was used to kill him

[@Eguzky]

"They're bloated....swollen...Poisoning the air..." I'm sorry that I'm lactose intolerant! No one told me the dip had cheese in it!

[@cooperedens2817]

Keep it up man. All of us will stand behind you through it all!

[@KingWillDog32]

The casual “No”’s while blasting Necromorphs will never not be funny

[@MikeSaab1911]

you did awesome man. would love to see more Stanly parable or bioshock 2 from you guys. this channel always brightens up my day, thanks dudes, keep on trucking.

[@laharlkent]

"Would you kindly end the world Isaac?"

[@michaelmorton5698]

You sly dog ... You tried to Atlas him into doing your bidding!

[@darkcarnage9188]

yep those elevators are the strongest part of that ships bar none. Who ever designed them needs a raise or something.

[@Supp0rHusky360]

This was my first series I watched form Press Start to Laugh and I loved it. I even bought the game and I am ready for the re-make. Thanks Press Start to laugh

[@tformerdude6788]

Same here.

[@TheGamingZone-]

wow this is extrmemely good you give life to a lifeless character that only peaks through subtittles :D

[@vadandrumist1670]

And now Isaac being voiced is actually happening and I could not be more disappointed. The second it comes out someone needs to mod this in to replace it.

[@SnowHoof000]

Are you still disappointed?

[@vadandrumist1670]

@@SnowHoof000 With Isaac talking, I got over it. With the game, I dislike their narrative changes more often than not.

[@kiora526]

Omg dead space is such a great game love the voiceover defo make issac more relatable 🤩🤩

[@UziDoorman57]

42:50 why did the plasma cutter have the pulse rifle reload animation💀

[@Heidijackward]

I love how you turned this game into funny mess Also gameplay wise the enemy's are really easy to kill but the fear of being close to them and how they can kill you easily if you mess up is what makes you miss and die

[@nathanielbass771]

eh, sometimes, but funny thing, the sights are actually off, so enemies that are close have a chance of being missed even with the sight dead center. It is the most annoying thing ever. The reason? the guns all fire from slightly to the right since Isaac is holding them there...still an annoying reason to miss though. Hello force gun, you're welcome! XD

[@ariaismissing2466]

“There’s no way it’s gone this wrong this fast.” Me when I went into the first mission on Phobos in war frame.

[@nathanielbass771]

you think that's bad? I watched someone play alien isolation. It basically took the same idea but an immortal enemy is ALWAYS following you and you can't see it 90% of the time and if you can see it, you're 99% guaranteed to die. Only way you can track it is with a radar that somehow picks up motion in the walls

[@lordXexe]

this is actually (insert airhorn noise)-ing hilarious. In the end he enjoyed the suit pains.

[@Dr._Myth]

“Ah, what’s in here” **gets blinded by flames**

[@BakuganVEditZ]

WELL SCREW THAT!

[@gachaanimeandthings]

Love the "YOU KNOW WHAT F--K IT I LIKE THE PAIN LETS DO THIS. BRING IT ON YOU STUPID CLOSET OF DEATH!"

[@BakuganVEditZ]

Totally not Markiplier thing

[@Wh0gamin]

38:24 explosive dioreha has a new meaning

[@sid-the-fireking3258]

If Isaac could talk, it would be 3 things (Screaming) Yelling "What the F is that!" And "God Damn it"

[@Kroododile553]

Back after watching the remake. Your version is just as snarky as he is.

[@linkgold64]

Hahahahahaha!!!! 12:30 that got a genuine laugh out of me!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@bengalgaming-yf8yx]

a complete series of deadspace?! how generous!

[@Kreau]

Still on my mantle for one of the best horror games of all time.

[@crystaljones1935]

"Oh my god... it killed Kenny! Oh, wait... I never liked her anyway. Should have bought it a drink in that case."

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

The remake about to come out: Write that down, write that down

[@z10fury73]

Unintentionally I paused the video at 1:11:11 at 11:11 at night

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

I have played this game on the PS3 so I definitely like this different and humourous take on this.

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Thermite in medical storage does the heart good and burns through all the fat, and organs, and bones...

[@okairo]

"This suit's giving me a wedgie!" You good sir, have earned both a like and a new subscriber.

[@206Zelda]

Plot twist: This was all in his head. Edit: Don't think I didn't spot the Galaxy Quest reference at 40:40, Start Button!

[@sonaillesova5071]

I love the videos makes me laugh so much keep up the good work bro

[@JaySmily]

Cannot wait for the remake!

[@Infernalis-66]

7:27 yea... Not my first time seeing them do this

[@Wh0gamin]

“Walk it off Kenny you’ll be fine” pstl

[@crystaljones1935]

Isaac needs to learn a key phrase: "That's not in my job description, dude." Would save him a lot of trouble.

[@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying]

Would love to see one of these on prey and the dishonored games. You do a great job

[@crhubbard4247]

It's like if Isaac were played by Deadpool, and I am fucking here for it.

[@kakonoteouji4876]

"Transfer Denied. However you can train next generation for this type of work." Lol

[@randomhomosapien430]

1:16 pretty detailed how he added an echo for his voice.

[@kaydenjones2776]

You need to do the second one now 🤣

[@meapickle]

Given that he talks a lot in the 2 and 3. Probably won't happen

[@thegrayyernaut]

Isaac isn't a silent protagonist anymore from the 2nd game onwards. This concept won't work.

[@tempestflare4339]

@@thegrayyernaut he's a mostly silent protagonist yes he does talk int wo and three but there are long and I mean hours long sections where he doesn't talk in 2 in three he'd have to get someone to voice Carver in the parts where you don't talk I've never actually played through three via co-op so this would be something awesome for me to see

[@daluxolomoloi4480]

🤣 love how u brought out that 1 Issac took out hundreds of the necromorphs, and the military can't even beat 1

[@Smok3yR1der]

Half-Life taught us that no military or alien invasion is a match for one stubborn engineer.

[@cyberpunk5490]

2:20 The casual "I can't see s**t in here" kills me every time 😂

[@joshuathedestroyer3863]

Fun fact. Screaming when the suit is going on is actually appropriate since the machine also inserts a catheter so the user doesnt have to take the whole thing off to piss

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

This is not a fun fact, this is a horrifying fact.

[@ModernImmortal]

Can't wait to see the remastered version of this.

[@k4ceace]

uhh isaac in remake talks so there wont be more

[@ModernImmortal]

@@k4ceace Editing is a wonderful thing.

[@colinu9105]

@@ModernImmortal edit out every single voiceline and replace his voice with it? thats just too much work.

[@ModernImmortal]

@@colinu9105 You never know.

[@Gray_Man117]

6:25 You’d think with a name like that you’d be known for lighthearted wholesome content, and not the horrible stuff of nightmares

[@wyvernnemecek595]

Imagine if someone went through an entire playthrough, roleplaying as Isaac and actually making a list of the things he’d need vs already have to repair the ship. Whenever he upgrades his suit and gear, he just checks off all of the [thing]-specific factors that make this [thing] so special for what it is. Maybe he complains that the intermediate suit should be the standard, maybe giggling at how he made one of the weapons at home as a DIY to screw with someone, listing off the components he’d need to make one of the weapons at home, etc. To me, that sounds like a treat for the ears, especially when a Necromorph jumps outta the blue and interrupts his coping mechanism that is hyper-focusing on his job.

[@crystaljones1935]

On the way out... Isaac finally gets his lunch. Ramen noodles. Suddenly, Isaac gets the urge to go carb-free...

[@saltymisfit6566]

You got the, "Not the momma joke." But obviously missed the, "kick the baby" joke. I know it's an older episode but it was a running gag for a while 😁

[@generalofinsanity4418]

"DON'T KICK THE GODDAMN BABY"-ike

[@requisverrigan6066]

This about to just be an alternate version of the Dead Space Remake, ngl. Mainly since they're adding Isaac talking in the New Remake.

[@Ericstefanik260]

Capitalistism is the biggest monster of them all, an unkillable multiuniversal god that shall not die till the final light in all of creations goes out. 12:11

[@nickpalmer3065]

This reminds me of the dead space playthrough on Mightypinto channel. Its very similar.

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

I love to think that Isaac was telling everyone to F off all that time, but the repro on his helmet was damaged. XD

[@RichardHooker-yx6uz]

"I can't see s@#$ in here. Can someone turn on the lights please." I'm pretty sure he was talking about his helmet.

[@antonioisamongus5937]

He made 6 ice puns in the span of less than a minute

[@amharbinger]

If anyone needs a win its Isaac

[@ChextheVes4451]

Wait did ONE necromorph destroy the entire military ship? ONE? Some dipshit engineer with a fucking mining tool can cut through hordes of em, but an entire ship full of MILITARY grade weapons and armor cant beat one of em?

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Exactly

[@Aureal75]

12:18 this will never not be funny lmfao

[@TheBepis1309]

Is this an old enough series for me to feel nostalgia? Because nostalgia has given me an elbow drop anyway...

[@tformerdude6788]

Yes. Yes it is.

[@unfa00]

I never played this game and I doubt I'll ever have the guts for it. It seems like the best survival/cosmic horror gorefest. The sound design alone is so exquisite... Thank you for turning it into a black comedy :)

[@mr.k4918]

So you ever gona do if Gordon freeman talked? with the half life fan remake Black mesa?