What if Isaac Talked in Dead Space? | The Complete Series (Parody)

[@ladybritt9366]

"I'm an engineer!!" is the new "Not an Architect!!"

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Technically the old :-P this is a compilation from a series that came out before Minecraft

[@ladybritt9366]

@@PressStartToLaugh Whoops, still new to watching your channel :3

[@sebastiankuolcrimson1622]

@@PressStartToLaugh Hey,you should try 'What if Eric talked in 'The Forest'.'

[@Demon_Slayer213]

@@sebastiankuolcrimson1622 or 'What if Dani talked (more) in Far Cry 6'.

[@boozeandbullets6997]

@@PressStartToLaugh or what if Henry talked (more) in Bendy and the Ink Machine

[@meapickle]

Love how it implies Isaac could and was talking the whole time, but no one could hear him under that helmet

[@rawjeans7169]

Nah he just forgot to unmute his speaker

[@crystaljones1935]

"What the hell do you mean, unmute my mike? Think I haven't tried that, Kendra? I'd troubleshoot it, but I'm too busy fighting for my life here. I'll just deathglare your ass through the helmet."

[@retro_guyy1015]

​@@rawjeans7169but you can hear him grunt when he stomps on a necromorph So he just doesn't talk

[@rawjeans7169]

@@retro_guyy1015 what?

[@rawjeans7169]

@@retro_guyy1015 I was just saying that his helmet was muted

[@Awesome_Pichu]

Kim: Isaac, what the hell are you doing?! You're making a big mistake. Isaac: Hey you could've stolen Marker and asked, 'Hey Isaac, need me to drop you off somewhere', and let me on the ship. But here's what you get when you double cross an engineer on a bad day and a lot of student debt

[@xHunterx141]

I mean,she basically abandoned him to die so makes sense why she didn't forgive him in the end which makes even more sense in the remake

[@toddclawson3619]

It is hilarious watching this Isaac go from terrified to just absolutely sick of everything. He just gets more and more exasperated by all the crazy tasks he has to do while casually slaughtering hordes of what should terrifying monsters.

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

As the late Stan Lee said in his cameo in the first Doctor Strange:"That is hilarious!" That's how I describe this.

[@Zelix678]

Well you either do that and go crazy, or give up in crushing sense of defeat. Personally I'd imagine it going after reaching that breaking point; "Oh, I must fear you? No, you need to be afraid of me!"

[@crystaljones1935]

"I'm not trapped with you undead freaks... no, you're trapped here with ME."

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

It's even funnier when you see how Isaac displays that in the Remake, Lol.

[@LethalDose161]

Hearing Isaac go "You know I'm not a nuclear engineer" in the remake makes me feel like they saw this and thought "we are DEFINITELY doing this!"

[@aidanedwards8931]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a mad scientist named Mercer make a regenerating monster, I’d have two nickels. Not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@ALJ9000]

When was the other time?

[@meleamendez6221]

@@ALJ9000 prototype

[@ALJ9000]

@@meleamendez6221 Ah, I forgot about that

[@Chonkems]

@@meleamendez6221 Alex "Xx_DemonHunter_xX" Mercer be like.

[@thezenithrage1006]

And nearly at the same time if I recall protype and dead space where close to each other. Maybe one borrowed the name? Both become villians also. A good doctor to mad church man. A scientist to city killer and nuke survivor

[@colossalslayer3616]

I can't be the only one who wants to see animated versions of these videos

[@aidanedwards8931]

Your not

[@DuelShock01]

Same

[@pugtie4695]

Same

[@antonioisamongus5937]

So true

[@mattwalters6834]

Yep

[@justin2308]

This game knew EXACTLY how infuriating it would be when they gave us the “cut off the limbs” bit FOUR TIMES IN QUICK SUCCESSION. 😂

[@ryguy9876]

And yet some journalists and critics back in the day still failed to adhere to it. Not calling you out, just pointing out how some of the reviews back then were really trite.

[@justin2308]

@@ryguy9876 I’ll, uh, give you that one. You’re right.

[@nathanielbass771]

@@ryguy9876 how is it physically possible to miss that? Heck, wasn't it in the game's description as well?

[@ryguy9876]

@@nathanielbass771 You would be surprised how dumb and petty some people can be. Heck, I still remember Noah Antwiler, the Spoony One, complaining about the enemies being tanky and then stating that he was going exclusively for body shots and head shots.

[@nathanielbass771]

@@ryguy9876 sounds more funny than sad

[@majinjason]

I always thought Isaac was some kind of slave when watching play through a. He's hunched over takes orders without question and never talks. I figured he was mind wiped or something

[@TheRaidenLP]

I personally think he was just done with this crap the moment the first necromorphs came arround

[@biliousbecca]

"No, it's God's work!" Kills me everytime xD

[@bluberry_gamer3852]

No it GOds work

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Kendra "everything locked down without the captain's codes I can't access anything..." Hamend "alright so where's the captain?" Kendra "I found him, location: medlab status: ...deceased " Hamend "what? how?!" Issac "I don't know Hamend, how do you think the captain died? I mean he couldn't have possibly been killed by any of THE ASSORTED FLAVORS OF WALKING NIGHTMARE MURDER MONSTERS RUNNING AROUND THE ENTIRE SHIP!!! there's no way that could happen.😆"

[@couchpotatotv4717]

"WELCOME TO ENGINEERING 101 MOTHERFUCKER! KILLING GIANT FUCKING ALIENS!" best line I heard.

[@realperson7649]

The fact that he makes fun of Issac being a mute makes it 10 times better

[@randomplotbunny]

I feel like an idiot, everytime Issac 'talks' to someone I'm expecting subtitles to show up for him too! 😅

[@humaniodxeno889]

I was LITERALLY in the motion of opening a flaming nacho doritos bag JUST as he said to lay off the doritos 🤣 worst part about it is that this is my 3rd family size bag in in 3 days.

[@stormweaver2535]

It takes you 3 days to eat that much? its only a bag a day. Maybe your still young, in time you will looked down and realize that you have gone through 2 bags and 3 energy drinks and you have yet to get out of any PJs you left bed with.

[@humaniodxeno889]

@@stormweaver2535 oh god no, that shits gone within 20 minutes. I just force myself to only eat 1 bag a day.

[@humaniodxeno889]

@@stormweaver2535 even then im still forcing my self to eat it slowly...

[@director1336]

@@humaniodxeno889 amen brother. I cannot be trusted with part bags of chips either

[@Werewolfkirby]

Mans trying his best over here

[@starscreamsniper926]

Issac would love to team up with Doom God.

[@supersonictrickster4239]

"NOT DA MAMA NOT DA MAMA!" Bro referenced Dinosaurs. Love it.

[@MoneySlayer14]

This has aged like fine wine and become even more darkly humorous now that the Dead Space Remake has come out. Talkative Isaac is a treat that keeps on giving.

[@BillionFrames88]

A lot these jokes are fucking clever and I love that also like how at the start Issac is “talking” and they talk over him prompting him to make a comment like I guess I’m not here or something along those lines definitely enjoy this take on one of if not my favorite survival horror game of the 360 ps3 era of gaming

[@vadandrumist1670]

And now Isaac being voiced is actually happening and I could not be more disappointed. The second it comes out someone needs to mod this in to replace it.

[@MoonWeaver000]

Are you still disappointed?

[@vadandrumist1670]

@@MoonWeaver000 With Isaac talking, I got over it. With the game, I dislike their narrative changes more often than not.

[@Existingiscringe]

Dammit! Why did they let Issac talk in the remake of this game?! Now we wont get a remake of THIS series!

[@pugtie4695]

Okay I said it before when this was individual parts but I love the way you had Isaac start out funny scared, funny excepting, and then funny insane, because I feel that's how most people would handle this they would start of scared eventually except the situation then either from cutting dead people up or the marker, just go insane and have fun.

[@kirstenbean5396]

True

[@ryguy9876]

This is literally an abridged mind series, and I approve.

[@ryguy9876]

Also, the more I listen to your voice the more you remind me of Highwang of Something Awful fame. Do you two know each other?

[@30cal23]

16:10 yeah thats exactly what i thought Issac was going to scream when he met those, and at the beginning when he's getting chased by the slasher into the elevator

[@laharlkent]

"Would you kindly end the world Isaac?"

[@michaelmorton5698]

You sly dog ... You tried to Atlas him into doing your bidding!

[@huffy737]

I wanted to replay this recently. Now this will do to satisfy the replay needs.

[@SebasTian58323]

I love the idea there are just a bunch of survivors hiding in the ship and they're just playing music in places that Isaac can hear them but not see them. Honestly, I'm surprised you need thermite to get through the barrier when you're carrying a plasma cutter that's purpose is to cut through materials, which is useful when mining. I'm pretty sure the plasma would be hotter than the thermite anyway. It shoots ionized plasma, which and I'm pretty sure is a heat of about 11,000 f, and the general thermite heat is about 4,000 I think? I'm no expert, but I guess it does save a bit of the plasma cutter ammo

[@umbraanimo7767]

I don’t know exactly if the cutter is functioning the way it’s ment to. A cutter like that I would imagine would be more like a beam not a blast. I could see that the cutter was reworked for a shot to effectively cut limbs over a harder to use laser

[@nathanielbass771]

when it comes to temperature, time is a factor. There's not really any explanation of how the plasma cutter and it's wider laser friend work whereas with thermite it is a prolonged burn. Look up the Leidenfrost effect, it's interesting

[@georgemeyers7172]

This video is now pretty hilarious in hindsight now that the remake has a actual talking Issac here. Pretty cool huh? woah. And Press Start to Laugh knows that as well. huh.

[@ariaismissing2466]

“There’s no way it’s gone this wrong this fast.” Me when I went into the first mission on Phobos in war frame.

[@nathanielbass771]

you think that's bad? I watched someone play alien isolation. It basically took the same idea but an immortal enemy is ALWAYS following you and you can't see it 90% of the time and if you can see it, you're 99% guaranteed to die. Only way you can track it is with a radar that somehow picks up motion in the walls

[@annegrey6447]

Just found this & I can’t stop laughing. I’m so binging your channel❤

[@spiceywolf15]

You AND salt factory doing deadspace videos on the same day? This is awesome!!!

[@MrDrCthulhu]

Randomly found your channel through this video, loved it. I know October's nearly over, but I'd love to see some more takes on horror games sometime, I think they can be great for some snark.

[@kiora526]

Omg dead space is such a great game love the voiceover defo make issac more relatable 🤩🤩

[@Kroododile553]

Back after watching the remake. Your version is just as snarky as he is.

[@Heidijackward]

I love how you turned this game into funny mess Also gameplay wise the enemy's are really easy to kill but the fear of being close to them and how they can kill you easily if you mess up is what makes you miss and die

[@nathanielbass771]

eh, sometimes, but funny thing, the sights are actually off, so enemies that are close have a chance of being missed even with the sight dead center. It is the most annoying thing ever. The reason? the guns all fire from slightly to the right since Isaac is holding them there...still an annoying reason to miss though. Hello force gun, you're welcome! XD

[@darkcarnage9188]

yep those elevators are the strongest part of that ships bar none. Who ever designed them needs a raise or something.

[@Dr._Myth]

“Ah, what’s in here” **gets blinded by flames**

[@BakuganVEditZ]

WELL SCREW THAT!

[@arkauthor]

Technically he will in the remake.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Sadly yup

[@KingWillDog32]

The casual “No”’s while blasting Necromorphs will never not be funny

[@Kreau]

Still on my mantle for one of the best horror games of all time.

[@lordXexe]

this is actually (insert airhorn noise)-ing hilarious. In the end he enjoyed the suit pains.

[@Recon_Healer360]

This was my first series I watched form Press Start to Laugh and I loved it. I even bought the game and I am ready for the re-make. Thanks Press Start to laugh

[@tformerdude6788]

Same here.

[@TheGamingZone-]

wow this is extrmemely good you give life to a lifeless character that only peaks through subtittles :D

[@joshuathedestroyer3863]

Fun fact. Screaming when the suit is going on is actually appropriate since the machine also inserts a catheter so the user doesnt have to take the whole thing off to piss

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

This is not a fun fact, this is a horrifying fact.

[@bengal4047]

I absolutely adore the sheer level of 'I don't get paid enough for this shit' vibes you gave Issac lol

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

I have played this game on the PS3 so I definitely like this different and humourous take on this.

[@FreezinUrTundra]

Can't wait to see the remastered version of this.

[@k4ceace]

uhh isaac in remake talks so there wont be more

[@FreezinUrTundra]

@@k4ceace Editing is a wonderful thing.

[@colinu9105]

@@FreezinUrTundra edit out every single voiceline and replace his voice with it? thats just too much work.

[@FreezinUrTundra]

@@colinu9105 You never know.

[@kaydenjones2776]

You need to do the second one now 🤣

[@meapickle]

Given that he talks a lot in the 2 and 3. Probably won't happen

[@thegrayyernaut]

Isaac isn't a silent protagonist anymore from the 2nd game onwards. This concept won't work.

[@tempestflare4339]

@@thegrayyernaut he's a mostly silent protagonist yes he does talk int wo and three but there are long and I mean hours long sections where he doesn't talk in 2 in three he'd have to get someone to voice Carver in the parts where you don't talk I've never actually played through three via co-op so this would be something awesome for me to see

[@crystaljones1935]

"Oh my god... it killed Kenny! Oh, wait... I never liked her anyway. Should have bought it a drink in that case."

[@bengalgaming-yf8yx]

a complete series of deadspace?! how generous!

[@kakonoteouji4876]

"Transfer Denied. However you can train next generation for this type of work." Lol

[@aqj2014]

watching this back really makes me realize just how much they changed in the remake..like isaac actually talks now. maybe they were inspired by this series? idk edit from the future: i really dont know how the usm valor got taken out by one necromorph..your telling me not one of these supposedly highly trained miltary dudes with rifles and stasis rigs didnt manage to blast it to shreds? even if they didnt know to cut off the limbs they wouldve gotten lucky through sheer volume of ammo being fired..mind boggling they didnt change that for the remake either.

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

I’m going to make it even worse for you, they’d have seen it in the escape pod (remember that there’s a window that they can look through, which is how Issac and Hammond knew) and known about it and it still killed them all. Hell, once they saw what was in it, why would they even open it? I fucking hate this story point in the original and the remake.

[@aqj2014]

@@Azorees-oj5zr yeah thats actually a good point they wouldve seen it. idiots

[@Wh0gamin]

38:24 explosive dioreha has a new meaning

[@JaySmily]

Cannot wait for the remake!

[@mr.k4918]

So you ever gona do if Gordon freeman talked? with the half life fan remake Black mesa?

[@amharbinger]

If anyone needs a win its Isaac

[@VertheCrystalianEntity]

7:27 yea... Not my first time seeing them do this

[@crhubbard4247]

It's like if Isaac were played by Deadpool, and I am fucking here for it.

[@voidcatling]

"IM NOT AN ARCHITECT IM AN ENGINEER!"

[@z10fury73]

Unintentionally I paused the video at 1:11:11 at 11:11 at night

[@nickpalmer3065]

This reminds me of the dead space playthrough on Mightypinto channel. Its very similar.

[@sonaillesova5071]

I love the videos makes me laugh so much keep up the good work bro

[@206Zelda]

Plot twist: This was all in his head. Edit: Don't think I didn't spot the Galaxy Quest reference at 40:40, Start Button!

[@cyberpunk5490]

2:20 The casual "I can't see s**t in here" kills me every time 😂

[@kaiju9363]

"Well it can't get any worse right?" Proceeds to get much worse

[@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying]

Would love to see one of these on prey and the dishonored games. You do a great job

[@ssoldier6288]

If ALF was the voice of isaac clark. 10/10

[@VikingChild208]

If watching this once is giving me nightmares, then watching this for the 20th time is giving my nightmares to last months

[@jakeybabes2192]

16:12 perfectly describes Dead Space as a whole. A confused cry of "Ah! What the?!" Followed up with gunfire and repeated "nope"

[@nathanielbass771]

lol, against the twitchers (the fast moving ones), I had to "nope" the entire time with the alternative fire of the machine gun (the sprinkler of death that wastes ammo like no tomorrow). They just kept appearing out of nowhere and I couldn't shoot what I couldn't see, so fair is fair. Also, I always turn up the brightness to pretty much max...can't even see the hallways and it's like, "whoever did this did this on purpose" because light doesn't fade that way. A single match can light up a room but a flashlight and wall-mounted lights won't? lol

[@firecat5279]

POV Isaac tornado room that he goes in whenever there’s like a apocalypse going on he’s literally just a giant elevator

[@aidannation78]

And then in the next game there are raptor smart necros.

[@crystaljones1935]

Note to self: do not piss off an engineer having the worst shift of his life while up to his hairline in student loans, looking for a booty call on a ship that would make even the Predator 'NOPE!' tf on out of there after 60 nanoseconds. I'll just hand him anything he needs and get out his way

[@omegaderose4342]

i played the remake as my fistr DS game the first 3 hours was 1 hours gaming and 2 hours, screamin crying and wild firing when something moved

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

I love to think that Isaac was telling everyone to F off all that time, but the repro on his helmet was damaged. XD

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

Honestly we need those elevators in irl just with out tyriand/hive/parasites shet

[@mrdirn1032]

Did anybody notice the “ beep-beep beeeeeeeep” when a character died?

[@BakuganVEditZ]

I did

[@crystaljones1935]

On the way out... Isaac finally gets his lunch. Ramen noodles. Suddenly, Isaac gets the urge to go carb-free...

[@gachaanimeandthings]

Love the "YOU KNOW WHAT F--K IT I LIKE THE PAIN LETS DO THIS. BRING IT ON YOU STUPID CLOSET OF DEATH!"

[@BakuganVEditZ]

Totally not Markiplier thing

[@crystaljones1935]

Rule 404 of long distance relationships: if your significant other goes missing, then suddenly contacts you out of nowhere to "rescue" them... leave the booty call unanswered. Both Isaac and Ethan should have listened. Ain't no poon or rod worth dealing with what either of them have been through.

[@soulless_jake540]

You should try "what if gordan could speak in halflife/blackmesa

[@grumdar0957]

The doom god joke is still going

[@crystaljones1935]

Hey... 096 is a Necromorph? Call the SCP Foundation, they're probably missing an anomaly. Also... don't look at him, Isaac! Play blind, stay alive.

[@DanishAryap]

Someone regrets to say its "GODS WORK"

[@isaacpickering]

this felt so wierd since my name is isaac

[@twiddleLevi]

These freaking soldiers are like Stormtroopers 😂😂 like he said they got bad aim

[@Trigln]

Idea for disintegrate Your love with disintegrate into dust when you see I’m not interested or somth

[@erainmartinez8175]

Gotta hate when that happens explosion while you inside in it 10:45

[@braynap8283]

Love the content, I'm still surprised you guys haven't did the splatoon games or undertale

[@alexanderberrones2165]

(Literally the end of the world) elevators: is it just us or is there something…different?

[@adriandominguez7819]

What if the protagonist talked in scorn?

[@erainmartinez8175]

Now I seen everything

[@Kingkonga200]

DOOMGOD: Eyyy,there’s my boy Isaac! I really wish I could help buddy but right now I’m dealing with some Dark Lord guy that looks like me. Maybe I can send you some Cheetos though, everybody loves Cheetos.

[@Dripydoo]

A few years ago he played Subnautica and he’s going to be traumatized if he here’s quarantine one more time 😂😂

[@beckyhutter4567]

Here's an idea what if the boss talked in the first mission of saints row 4 when their mic is dead

[@SlinkyJ]

Issac Clarke, an engineer doing [Doom]god’s work.

[@Penguin_Master9999]

Well, we've got minecraft, dead space, and doom. Who's up for terraria?

[@crystaljones1935]

Sadly, I showed this to my guy when he had the 'worst day ever' at his job. His response: "Wow. At least I just have to deal with human assholes, not the giant space kind."

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I mean… it could be worse :-)

[@GuukanKitsune]

Technically speaking? Maritime Law is the only kind of law that can EXIST in open space.

[@Raging_Irishman]

He should have taken professor doom guys course on demonology VERY USEFUL for fighting demons from the unknown void. And if you need additional helpyou should speak with the professor’s assistant THE DOOM SLAYER who helped me through the exams

[@bruh_hq7740]

This man's sass is out of this world.