What if La Squadra Won?

[@smirnoff5173]

i’ll never forget how robbed risotto was from his win over doppio/diavolo

[@ILikeGuns1992]

robbed?

[@guaclicker8358]

@ILikeGuns1992 a certain little airplane kinda *shot* him before he delivered the finishing blow.

[@thesouphour8426]

Risotto was lucky he fought Doppio instead of Diavolo. Metallica is strong and he deserved his win against doppio, but even risotto isn’t a match for king crimson

[@anythingeverything781]

@@thesouphour8426 risotto don't have enough information He also can diavolo's crimson if he was prepared

[@louiscarl7629]

@@ILikeGuns1992 Diavolo was literally unable to breath and had lost shittons of blood, yet somehow managed to suck risotto, monologue for one minute, and get away scot free.

[@Jaxxon]

"Metallica Requiem" skidoo skidettle you are now metal

[@bernardozanon377]

LOL

[@VerySillysocks]

*SUPER FLY INTENSIFIES*

[@ink8159]

The ONE PROBLEM with Metallica Requiem is, how the fuck would he get the stand arrow to touch Metallica without injuring himself, maybe even mortally? METALLICA IS IN HIS FUCKING BLOOD

[@KRKAB]

@@ink8159so what I would think is he would do his make some of his blood start coming out of his finger and the Beatle arrow comes and stab where the blood was already coming out of which would result in Metallica Requiem

[@7-xmc]

@@ink8159 You know some stands dont transmit damage to their user.

[@nontan59]

The most gutting thing about this scenario is that we'd only get about 3 episodes of Narancia.

[@SlashinatorZ]

He should do What if Ultimate Kars turned good

[@aokifuuu263]

@DarthVegeta dint u comment this on another comment like 15 before this one??(dont reply im on psp rn so i wont see)

[@ZeroAnomalies]

Kageyama Playzzz Bro you really just said “don’t reply” like you got something important going on

[@safwaankhan2322]

Sneaky Bats lmao

[@WakeUpUniverse66]

Narancia Dies in the End. So does Dio.

[@Brutalyte616]

Slight flaw with your logic: Babyface. Melone's Babyface selects its primary target based on DNA, and Trish HAS Diavolo's DNA. Granted, it's not a 100% match, but if they have Trish and they can get a sample of her mother's DNA, then they can fill in the blanks and create a profile that Babyface can zero in on.

[@atomwalkergt1125]

okay dude what mad shit you on to

[@Uranus02]

That Genius

[@danielleballsackguy7374]

So baby face would be mega strong if it rapes trish?

[@r.e.z9428]

Good point

[@bee5440]

That was La Squadra's plan from the beginning

[@JustinY.]

When you realize La Squadra and Bucciarati's group could have worked together to take down the boss to lessen the casualties on both sides

[@professionalretard5181]

Yes

[@slimxafton]

Justin dude...we talked bout this bruh...

[@nightshrine4257]

Dat gay

[@anmiefan1754]

wouldn't have worked because la squadra wanted to countine the drug trade

[@maulanaazhari4421]

Pretty sure la squadra wanted to take over the drug market not take it down so they have different goals

[@laffeyguy]

Alright, this would be the ninth part.

[@SlashinatorZ]

What if ultimate Kars turned good

[@rainbowsandunicorns5762]

Darth Vegeta what if ultimate kars some how returned but in the sbr universe

[@VSaccount]

wouldnae

[@CODA96]

@@rainbowsandunicorns5762 Funnily enough, Kars is still alive. I doubt it, but he could return at any point. There even was a famous edit of Part 6 where Jolyne sees Kars in the sky and says: ''What the? Kars?!'' and people believed it was real back then.

[@kirainikushimi5097]

CODA Can you link it? I need it for research purposes, obviously.

[@griffinforsgren7720]

What if Giorno was the one who went shopping instead of Narancia, and sent Formaggio back to inform La Squadra of his own plans to expose the boss.

[@otony5219]

Yo that's real stuff, now we must make this scenario

[@Zeo-gl1pp]

He'd probably be able to convince Formaggio ngl

[@minorcomet282]

i mean, Diavolo would just be 2x more screwed than before

[@CreepyFrawley]

Best case scenario, everyone lives except Diavolo

[@InfernosReaper]

It's honestly weird they didn't just send Giorno to do the shopping. He's a relatively unknown member of the group. No one knows his stand ability and a lot of people in the organization don't even know who his is.

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

Doppio: Are ya winning Risotto? Risotto: Yes. Narancia: *N o.*

[@blossomisgonnacry]

Stolen

[@blossomisgonnacry]

Phantom Person legend

[@ReadThisIfYourG3y]

The likes are 666, lemme break that

[@ryanstokes5422]

@@ReadThisIfYourG3y to 777

[@soka6732]

What if giorno was a vampire. Inherited from DIO. He would be a vampire stand user like DIO

[@JosephJoeseph]

well it'd be interesting to see how they try to work around his weakness of dying to the sun. Imagine if their enemies would find out he's a vampire and ambush him in daylight, and he'd have tosomehow stay in the shadows while being attacked

[@drewcarroll4567]

If he inherited vampirism from Dio, it would also be quite possible that he would have the Ripple, or Hamon. Which if he used would kill him, as Straitzo did in the beginning of part 2

[@marteabo2163]

He wouldn't be able to pose in front of sunlight beams

[@talesofacrookedmouth]

it would be a shit combination with his power, considering it needs heat/light to work

[@johnweber80]

I think if that was the case he would be a day walker like Blade. That or he'd get his @ss kicked by Black Sabbath.

[@anmiefan1754]

wish risotto had survived and helped the team at the final fight and got revenge on diavolo

[@7enebr0usXX]

Same

[@abhinavkatkoori9543]

"what if Risotto wasnt cheated out of a win"

[@LuckLady1991]

I think if you change like 1 thing or add a random person into the mix it will change everything. I like the JBBA Golden Wind generator because they give me something to think about! Like those generator that randomly selects who is your "Friend, Ex, Crush, Enemy" and you have to fill in the blanks yourself. Like making your own story that stars you! :D

[@justoneguy2487]

If he killed Doppio, Diavolo dies too. Either Narancia's Aerosmith still finds and kills him well he's wounded OR he gets away, tries to take over position of Boss and then Team Bucciarati goes after him and together they take him down

[@makushimus8421]

@@LuckLady1991 also sadly , even if risotto didnt die and got revenge on diavolo , bucciarati wouldstill die

[@CarsonMHerr]

It’s obvious that if La Squadra won, Passione would become _Pescione_

[@kailiagandy]

Proscutione

[@vortex_all9055]

rissotione

[@thedevil9487]

Imagine Risotto with Metallica Requiem’s new powers, while still having his Magnetism and Stand Manipulation abilities Now that is OP

[@fiddink6058]

everybody gansta until Risotto says ''Metallica, act 2''

[@MrNiceGuyPh]

@@fiddink6058 i can imagine that metallica can be evolve act by act, I think it can be humanoid like echoes, making it stronger.

[@TheKoriKasai]

@@MrNiceGuyPh imagine then after it's final act, it then becomes requiem. "Metallica Act 5 Requiem

[@madeinheaven7125]

I don't think Metallica is capable of requiem

[@nepstruesom5100]

Narancia's lack of "K N O W L E D G E"

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

Jotaro Ocean Man he doesn’t know about dolphins

[@ttdstudios6860]

It Is What It Is

[@francescolombardi3438]

the sexiest thing in the world

[@StevetheWizard2591]

I have another idea: What if La Squadra explained their plan to Bruno's group instead of going straight to assuming they were an enemy? Both groups wanted to get rid of Diavolo. On top of that, their reasons for wanting to take him out weren't contradictory. Bruno's group wanted to get rid of Passione's drug operations, while La Squadra wanted to increase their influence in Passione, which was diminished by being viewed as "less important" than their drug operations. Assuming nobody turned on each other when the Stand arrow was introduced, La Squadra and Bruno's group would be able to assume joint control over Passione, with Giornio as its head, the survivors from Bruno's group as his direct subordinates, and La Squadra acting as well-paid enforcers and assassins.

[@danielleballsackguy7374]

What makes you think giorno would be the boss this time?

[@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482]

Daniel leballe He’s the one with the nigh-omnipotent GER presumably.

[@danielleballsackguy7374]

@@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 what i meant was what makes you think giorno would get the arrow 🤔🤔🤔

[@karamasan1552]

@@danielleballsackguy7374 Well the arrow chooses the worthiest person, and in this situation they probably got to Polnareff more easily that in Vento Aureo proper Take into account: Polnareff messages them when they get Diavolos' face and they just meet up and he hands them the arrow, they probably still fight Diavolo but come on, if we are assuming they join them by explaining their plan, Bruno doesn't bother to go deliver Trish, they have more members against the elite guard and none even die probably, because Abacchio died as a result of Doppio vs Risotto and all the others died in the final fight, so they can get to Polnareff with a full team, the arrow still chooses the worthiest, which still is Giorno

[@danielleballsackguy7374]

@@karamasan1552 thanks for the scenario

[@r.e.z9428]

I’m more curious about what would have happened if Risotto had successfully killed the Boss.

[@thegreatgamingkid8252]

He would probably become a normal citizen because after he was winning his ideology changed and all he cared for was killing him when previously he wanted him and his gang on the top. Without his gang he knows he doesn’t stand a chance against the other gangs especially Bruno’s who would still see him as a threat and given his personality I would see him just becoming an average citizen or some sort of assassin in the shadows out of passions.

[@jaredporter2228]

Then no GER

[@r.e.z9428]

jared porter Theirs a possibility that we still get a GER.

[@nuibaba280]

@@thegreatgamingkid8252 In the manga it tells us that Risotto wants Bruno and co dead as revenge

[@justoneguy2487]

If Risotto killed Doppio, Narancia's Aerosmith would have found him anyway as he'd be the only one breathing and then kill him

[@mrscoldarrow]

Man in the Mirror Requiem: Illuso grows a fucking brain and realises he can kill people by only bringing half their body into the mirror world

[@crimsonreaper835]

a bit of late reply, but didn't he not kill them immediately on purpose so that he could torture them for information?

[@Mo0nStønė_3450]

What about ✨W H I T E A L B U M R E Q U I E M✨

[@Immawmel]

@@Mo0nStønė_3450 free airconditioner and instead of global warming, we get the new ice age

[@MountainMemelord]

@@Mo0nStønė_3450 Everyone calls Venice Venezia.

[@Nemezies]

Me: just wakes up. Checks KZbin Kaleb: What If La squadra wo- Me: SIGN ME UP CHIEF

[@CatsForTheCatGod]

Dude don't me simp even harder for these guys lmao

[@dreamof-dragons]

Me too op

[@stormRed]

What if in that scenario they actually kidnapped Abbachio instead of killing him, it would still be hard to make him use his power and betray his friends but it seems more believable I think.

[@kalarcon5519]

You known, that is a really good idea for this scenario, but I don't think they even knew what his stand does or how they would have to find a way to get him to use his considering they did kill off most of Bruno's gang.

[@SunscreenEatingDork]

@@kalarcon5519 Maybe Risotto would know a little bit about their stand because in the Risotto vs Doppio fight Risotto says that Doppio heard an airplane flying and it could only be Narancia’s Lil Bomber (I watched the dub version) so he probably knows a little bit about their stands

[@thearjguy7241]

It’s crazy how this video shows that Narancia winning against Formaggio was actually vital for Bruno’s gang to survive.

[@dekuavatar8777]

What if La squadra got the body swap with team bruno? THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

[@laughingarrancar6859]

Risotto in Bruno's body:I can't feel anything. What happened to hes body. Ghiaccio in Trish's body:Wtf is this?! I want my body back Prosciutto in Giorno's body:Calm down! We sacrificed enough members to reach this! We can still win this if we stick togeth...Melone why are you staring Ghiaccio this way!? Melone in Mista's Body:*licks*Oh, sorry guys.*sweets nervously*

[@glacierwolf2155]

@@laughingarrancar6859 Pesci in Cocoa Jumbo's body

[@laughingarrancar6859]

@@glacierwolf2155 Now I'm imagining Pesci in the body of Jumbo trying to use [Beach Boy] with its tiny paws and Prosciutto in the body of Giorno being like "Don't worry Pesci I can carry you". And them in Bruno's gang theres Pesci in all fours with a freaking key on hes back.

[@carlwebber4094]

Melone in Trish's body: Oh I am collecting some samples for babyface

[@ryanstokes9541]

@@laughingarrancar6859 illuso in mista body: ghiaccio why are you a girl bakugou?

[@drasticplastic1218]

Stand name: Time after Time Abillity: By making contact with a person or object, the user has the abillity to create a space within reality where the memories of a person are projected and played out depending on what memory the user want to show. The objects within memories are able to be interacted with, but the living figures within memories are apparitions that cannot be touched. When using this power on an object, the user can project an area where the object has been before and any significant interactions that it has had (being broken, opened, damaged, etc). Appearance: A slim, grey colored stand with a film pattern on its arms and legs. On it's chest are two film reels that begin to turn whenever the power becomes active. A projector lens also appears on the stand's forehead whenever it's power becomes active

[@schwellenangst1605]

Ok but why here?

[@marcofioretti6908]

I want to see a concept for Metallica Requiem so badly now. I might even do it myself

[@toxicity_1445]

You know I never really realized how important Abbacchio was to the team, without him they couldn’t have gotten the disc in Venice or find the bosses face and meet Polnareff

[@Ai-nf7pl]

6:26-6:29 Perfect lip-syncing. NICE

[@omniambitionsbadediting6765]

What if Gelato and Sorbet won against Cioccolata and Secco, and were able to know Diavolo's identity

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

Aint no way they could bruh💀

[@Mango_loco_monster]

⁠@@aziatouchsilent8507i mean, we have NO idea what their stands were, theres a chance they could’ve since there are infinite possibilities

[@drrafa4031]

So if they won,everyone would try to Grab the Napkin First?

[@Hamzter1234]

Part 7 reference?!?!,

[@banana765]

@@Hamzter1234 no its a part 10 reference 😐😐

[@poppyseed1164]

Alright, WHAT IF: Speedwagon didn’t die a virgin?

[@whatever-happened-to-marti]

Well, who knows what he’s done before meeting Jonathan...

[@WakeUpUniverse66]

@@whatever-happened-to-marti He has kids,

[@benhawk4214]

It said he died single, but you already know speedwagon could get anyone he wanted

[@kinglycrimson]

Speedwagon is Jesus

[@l04d1ng...]

Diabolo would lose

[@who101lol]

His character looks like he has a infinite headache

[@alexhicks7266]

I think an safer way for La Squadra to win, and have all of Bruno's gang alive, would be for Rissoto to call Bruno and talk about taking some blood from Trish so they could find out who the boss is. Then La Squadra and Bruno's gang team up and take out the boss together

[@envynoson]

What if Diavolo accepted his daughter. What if Bruno stayed loyal to Diavolo. Babyface Requiem!

[@ricksanchez6045]

What if narancia wasn’t a prick

[@schmock1616]

What if Risotto somehow survives his fight with doppio and is found by brunos gang? Would be interesting if he would join them or not

[@kenjisxsad5404]

Probably not because Risotto most likely holds the biggest vendetta because his homies got messed up by them.

[@w_ldan]

Nah he wouldn't, they have the same goal; killing boss(diavolo) but his main goal is far different from Bruno group.

[@michaelh4227]

Fromaggio: Hey should we all go after Bruno's gang all at once and overwhelm them with our numbers and the element of surprise? Risotto: No, we go after them one by one so that they will be able to gradually diminish our numbers. Also we will attack them in order of seniority.

[@CoylerProductions]

I think La Squadra is probably the only group of antagonists that I genuinely wished could've have been victorious and won in the end,all of them (excluding Gelato,Sorbet and maybe Formaggio) were all great and interesting characters with awesome Stands (I always loved Man in the Mirror,Beach Boy and Metallica)

[@hankcarbajal802]

This would be really cool to see as a real thing and also very interesting if they just lost to la squadra

[@kobe86]

You’re a bad character

[@Sun-cg6lv]

I want a fan fic about this scenario where Jotaro gets news of this and he bands together with the Morioh gang and tries to pull up on them while there’s a stand hunter non stand user but the twist is that he’s a hamon user, a Zeppeli who’s trying to make a name for himself and he encounters the DUWANG gang and a whole shit bunch of match ups happen. Jotaro possibly meeting Polnarieff and using the arrows the speed wagon foundation has to get SP Requiem and fight Metallica requiem or maybe even Crazy Diamond Requiem. So bizarre but fun

[@dancingt7960]

where is this fanfic found??

[@whyamihere5732]

Gimme the link

[@thegreatgamingkid8252]

Guys he said he want a fanfic where this happens not that there is one.

[@otony5219]

SOMEONE MAKE IT NOW

[@creightonofmirrah2479]

Gimme

[@mothman4366]

7:24 stand name “if I could turn back time”

[@slimxafton]

Too bad he lost because of bs But....1:07

[@declicitous1763]

THAT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK DAMMIT

[@mcpics4448]

All according to Fate

[@trapsarentgay1076]

Risotto got nae nae'd

[@trapsarentgay1076]

Konky crimson gave metal man the clap

[@justleeguy9195]

Metallica Requiem: Can de-atomize and reconstruct things using any element even if it's not affected by magnetism.

[@amirgarcia547]

I love this video ‘cause you clearly put a lot of time into thinking up this scenario lol. It was basically like: Ghiaccio: “C’mon guys, let’s go to Sardegna!” Melone: “Wait, we killed Abbachio! So how’ll we learn the boss’s identity now?” Ghiaccio: “Now that you mention it, a guy who has almost exactly the same abilities as Abbachio just joined the familia. So we can use him instead!” Melone: “Di molto!”

[@Mo0nStønė_3450]

*famiglia

[@arthurpprado]

I would say the new member of La Squadra could be Sheila E. from Purple Haze Feedback, as she has a reason to get close to Illuso and she could possibly unearth Diavolo's secrets even though she couldn't find out what he looked like (let's also remember that Diavolo's face isn't all that useful, since he eventually goes after the gang anyway). The only thing that may happen during La Squadra's hunt for Diavolo is for Sheila E. to eventually murder Illuso and maybe blame it on one of the elite guards. She could have her own fight with La Squadra and end up dead but she would reveal what they need. Also, I'm calling this What If scenario Vento Metallico.

[@oxywn]

Imagine Risotto as the boss lmao

[@Iceclaw77]

He should’ve been the boss

[@Pikwii]

What if Kira won. Kinda boring but I’m love Kira.

[@xavierk9047]

Nothing much really For that to happen let's say that Koichi couldn't use act 3 in time So then Kira activates bites the dust and he goes back to his normal life. But Hayato would get in the way, so Kira would probably kill him and disguise it as an accident. And he gets to live peacefully with his sexy wife and keep killing other people.

[@SlashinatorZ]

What if Reimi Sugimoto had a stand back then & wasn't killed?

[@JosephJoeseph]

c'mon man, you misspelled David Bowie!

[@NobodysCivilAnymore]

He would only win if jotaro never came to morioh

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

Kira would have won if it weren't for Shigetchi or Koichi

[@evenbiggersip9212]

What it abbachio survived

[@Zekxkez]

Would die later anyways because of rolling stone

[@turdy_water7646]

@@Zekxkez Rolling Stones

[@SlashinatorZ]

What if George joestar knew hamon?

[@Zekxkez]

@@turdy_water7646 thank you edited

[@hsalfesrever3554]

A few "What If's" I have come up with of varying complexity: What if Foo Fighter survived the fight against Pucci? What if Weather Report never turned evil? What if Mista's stand was Emperor instead of Sex Pistols? What if instead of Spin in SBR it was Hamon? What if Hol Horse joined the Crusaders? What if La Squadra and Bruno's group teamed up? What if Sorbet and Gelato were still in La Squadra by the time the events of Part 5 happened?

[@justsomenumpty]

Kaleb: "A non-Stand user that assassinates Stand users, now that sounds ridiculous" Riagtoni: *sad pasta sounds*

[@meowmeowmeoweowmeowmeoew]

Season 1, the Gang kills those who are unloyal to the boss. Season 2, kills those who tries to protect the boss. And are loyal to the boss.

[@crimsonmort]

I have another idea: What if La Sqaudra and Buccerati's squad work together? Only Giorno & Buccerati know about the betrayal plan, and since none of them are involve in Formaggio's fight, he died anyway. During Illuso's fight, Giorno is involved, so he can just secretly tell him about the plan, and La squadra will back down for a while. Since no one is causing trouble, Buccarrati's squad can just do everything without fighting until they arrive to hand over Trish to the boss. Same thing, Buccerrati becomes a corpse and tell his squad about the betrayal plan. After the squad except for Fugo leave, they called la squadra to meet them somewhere. Assuming la squadra only catch up after the fight of Crush & Talking tounge, they manage to board a plane and went to sardinia. With la squadra's help, they can just put notorious big in the mirror world of froze it. After reaching Sardinia, Moody Blues can complete his replay since la squadra is helping. Here's where my story line splits, assuming Doppio was there and la squadra kill him, both teams will argue about which team should be on top of the other. La squadra is obviously stronger, so la squadra will win in this line. But assuming Doppio didn't went there or escape, they will proceeds to find him through his face, after knowing Polnareff, they will find him. With the help of la squadra, they can kill that dangerous duo much easier. Going to the colluseeum, they will most likely argue over who should take the arrow, la squadra is stronger so they obviously will win. Polnareff don't like the looks of it so he will most likely destroy the arrow and escape, assuming he still give them the arrow, they can win Diavolo, but since they're strong alone, defeating him together will make them victorious even without the arrow, but if they decided to let the arrow choose by itself and still choose Giorno, they will let Giorno be their leader after the fight.

[@tophatgeo]

“Metallica Requiem...I’m going to give you hell on earth Diavolo.”

[@ink8159]

I have multiple ideas for 'What if' videos: What if Dario didn't steal from George? What if the carriage driver had done his job well? What if Okayasu was smart? What if DIO had the requiem arrow? What if Diavolo had the requiem arrow? What if Kars had won? What if Kars came back? Sorry for any incorrect spelling, I haven't read or watched JJBA in a while.

[@ballmuncher-hn1fq]

On the What if Kars come back and if Diavolo had the requiem arrow, he already made videos about them.

[@ink8159]

dan tysm! I genuinely forgot about those even though I watched them haha

[@dapperblueberries9779]

Maybe we can see a “what if Giorno joined La Squadra instead of Bruno’s team”

[@wintasgames13]

H O L Y C R A P But wait, giorno wanted to stop drug trade while la squadra wanted to *have* the drug trade

[@LegoEngineer003]

I love the “It is what it is” part

[@darklord884]

I'd already commented it in the "what if Caesar was in Part 3" video, so here's a shorter version of my idea: What if Kira was apprehended after the Sheer Heart Attack fight, sent to Green Dolphin St. prison and there he met and allied with Hermes Costello and joined up with Jolyne Cujoh later on to fight Pucci and perhaps restore his quiet life in the process somehow. The details I figured out so far are that he meets and befriends Hermes first at a manicure shop he runs in the prison as a way of working and having a nice day to day existence, he'd fully join the Jojo team as Hermes, Jolyne and Emporio were escaping after the Jailhouse Rock fight, most likely helping Hermes during the escape. He'd later on either die in the fight against Made in Heaven or after combining his explosives with Hermes' arrow trick (as well as Sheer Heart Attack's ability to circumvent C-Moon's gravity shift) he might even kill Pucci instead, leading to a sad but not as catastrophic ending.

[@matadorqueen8982]

This is the content I love from ya And la squadra is my fav team next to Bruno's crew

[@lostcards-verloreneschatze4720]

What if Dio after seeing Jonathans Courage and Willpower instead of trying to kill him again Teams-Up with Jotaro and start training his Vampire Skills along with Jonathan becoming a Hamon User. Jonathan becomes an Archeologist and finds the stand arrow that way. After resolving the Plot of Part 2 together with Ceasar and Joseph, DIo (Immortal) and Jonathan (Longer Live because of Hamon Training) somehow get stabed by the Stand Arrow Jonathan found earlier awakening the Stand Abilities in the Joestars and Dio getting a Stand too (also he would probably use the incomplete Stone Mask to be able to endure Sunlight) after this i dont know how it could keep going but i would like to hear you thoughts about a scenario where dio and jonathan team up with both of them being a part of ying and yang power wise (Hamon - White) (Vampire/Black) just some collected thoughts from me

[@fsfreturns5242]

The "Memory Bank" ability reminds me of the "Little Thief" device seen in the game "Ace Attorney Investigations : Miles Edgeworth", where it can re-create a scene through simulations. As for the Stand's name and Stand user's name, I'd go with "Theatre of Pain" (named after Motley Crue's third album of the same name), and the Stand user's name is "Tirami", from Tiramisu (an italian dessert), and is written almost the same way as the french term "Tir Ami", or "friendly fire".

[@gavin6070]

I needed this upload

[@jeepersreapers353]

I really did want them to survive. Believe me, I did.

[@valentinvas6454]

Metallica Requiem would be Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton staying in the band.

[@hereticseraphim73]

Wait wouldn’t metallic requiem’s ability just be revert to zero since giorno wanted the power to stop diavolo so the requiem arrow give I’m GER and revert to zero

[@talesofacrookedmouth]

repeat the stand name

[@ksporty15]

@@talesofacrookedmouth dub?

[@talesofacrookedmouth]

@@ksporty15 he said Metallic

[@BigChrono70]

No it grants a wish like GER requiem was giornos dream (kinda) to beat the boss so GER could cancel out king crimson same with silver chariot requiem it was to keep the arrow away and that’s what it did

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

it woud likely be a more nerfed version of ger since giorno had much more resolve and was favoured by fate way more plus giorno also wanted the power to not only kill diavolo but to take over the gang and to change passione fundamentally and italy aswell so he'd need a stand that would make opposing him impossible mettalica requiem would likely go berserk similarly to chariot requiem kill diavolo and either just become inactive revert to metallica or just follow around rissoto and kill whom ever he wants

[@ONOMAEEVEREST]

I like the fact that illusio would get stomped by pre and post part 3 dio just because hes a vamp and hes stronger then illusios stand

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

oh yeh that would be hilarious unless illusio just takes him to the mirror world and then dump him there then break all nearby shade in the real world to expose him to sunlight

[@ONOMAEEVEREST]

@@justanothercommenterwithan9089 true XD

[@justinweber4977]

Lisa Lisa did leave behind at least one pupil, so there could still be Hamon users in Italy. Not the BEST choice for someone to try and hunt down Passione members, but it's a starting point.

[@saikonakoshi4334]

Can't watch rn but I'm here to leave my like and comment

[@Anthony_H]

Well, Bucciarati's team won, and now that I assume the drug trades are no longer a thing, I don't even know how Passione would even function, given that their only source of income is probably "protection fees"

[@enderredacted112]

You know, if they both knew their own goals, they could've banded together and defeated the boss SO much easier!!!

[@jwhowell25]

The Sailor moon piano theme in the background ❤🤣

[@husky12gaming]

What if jolyne won against pucci and the universe didn't get reset?

[@xavierk9047]

Then their descendants would still be involved in JoJo stuff because the ending of part 6 was to end the JoJo lineage. Proof of this is that Jolyne is now no longer a JoJo as her name is now Irene

[@misterclownman1895]

kars probably would have returned

[@husky12gaming]

@@xavierk9047 isn't that when the universe was reset?

[@jarnegi]

Steel Ball Run may not exist

[@xavierk9047]

@@husky12gaming Yes, the universe reset turned Jolyne into Irene, signifying the end of the JoJo fate, which means a happy and peaceful life. If Jolyne had won, then the JoJo fate would continue on and they will never be truly peaceful.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

I just realized that la squadra could go from place to place by hiding in the mirror world. Illusio carries a hand mirror for emergencies and uses man in the mirror to drag everyone to safety

[@idiotsandwich115]

I'd also want to know what happens if La squadra and Bruno's Gang teamed uo together. I mean, they had the same goal.

[@BallBreakerFr]

7:00 house of memories. Reads forgoten and non forgoten memories

[@Khoal666]

What if Giorno was never in part 5?

[@bigblue344]

What is Sleeping Slaves?

[@LoneRope4]

So basically: Diavolo never has anyone to oppose him besides La Squadra who he easily rids of. Diavolo will continue to rule until he finds the requim arrow and yeah... kinda a pointless story

[@elijahpadilla5083]

Honestly, a Stand named [Remember the Time], a colony Stand that can project a person's memories or the recent events of any given place by projecting them on any smooth surface (essentially turning any flat object into a TV screen of the past), with a security guard sort of user who watches several people's histories on the edges of knives or the surfaces of glasses of water, would just be really really cool.

[@idiotsandwich115]

Damn. I love la squadra! They're kinda underrated (in my opinion) like.. They were badass!

[@ComicallyWeirdJotaro]

When you think of it, if it wasn’t for Narancia’s radar & Diavolo’s hax, Risotto would possibly be unbeatable (unless Giorno gets GER, so ye)

[@doomgundam6595]

Can you do a video where Bruno’s group and Risottos group teaming up then have Giorno become a Fair mob boss have each group on his side

[@noahlovotti7722]

The best part about this is ghiaccio gets extra screen time.

[@jaredporter2228]

La Squadra did almost win.Risotto almost killed Diavolo, Baby Face almost killed Giorno, Prosciutto should of killed Mista and Pesci could have killed Bucciarati if he didn't stop the train.

[@xavierk9047]

Don't forget that Giorno would've died if Illuso didn't leave the mirror world. Wouldn't really be a win but he still kills 1 guy so it's good enough

[@bruh-sl2wu]

True

[@jaredporter2228]

@@xavierk9047 Yep and when he got infected by Fugo's virus

[@0014cyborg]

I do have a story like that where La Squadra actually "wins" by using Giorno to defeat Diavolo. But there's an additional character I created who helps. XD

[@leemsvg]

How about "What if Polnareff contacted La Squadra"

[@crimsonking3578]

Metallica Requiem: After being pieced Risotto has vastly increased range, and now he can use the iron like Yellow Temperance now also allowing him to clone himself. After the arrow is dropped after being pierced, the arrow turns into a shiny silver entirely. It now costs a little bit of Iron that goes to Risotto after ‘said’ person is pierced.

[@smore9709]

You should make a "What if Passione won" for April fools and just re-say Part 5 in this format

[@nadianatasya2766]

Man, I've been waiting for someone to make a video about this! Thanks man. Edit: it would've been cool to see if Bruno's gang and la squadra team up together ..they have similar goals.(somewhat) Also la squadra is underrated,imo the characters are so interesting! It kinda sucks that we can't see more of them....

[@inyalgaico1563]

Stand users hunted down by specialised non stand users would be awesme

[@inyalgaico1563]

@naracia ghirga people learb hamon on the tier lisa lisa did so they can sense changes in energy to locate the movement of stands along with the aid of technology

[@johannesvolland691]

I just rewatched and noriced: They dont need abbachio. They found the disc in Venice and would have found diavolo that way. I believe that creating an ice mirror with whiteout and then using man in the mirror would allow Risotto to win even without a requiem stand. With a shit ton of plot armor of course but possible.

[@mayor6366]

Couldn’t Melone just get Trish’s blood sample and use it in conjunction with Baby Face to find Diavolo?

[@RemyDyte]

2:51 this is assuming that Pesci would’ve had enough confidence in himself to use his stand effectively and to finish Abbachio off

[@joshuabarker9929]

I'd love to see "What if Jonathan used the mask"

[@cosmic_strawberry]

I think someone has made a vid similar to that where Johnathan becomes a vampire instead. It had 2 possible endings, where he either stays good and one where he turns evil and is killed by Dio

[@sisanadishaweerasinghe9129]

11:08 My only question is how the non-stand user assassins would get around the fact that they can't see the stands of the stand users they would try to assassinate

[@marsproductions7484]

I have a question Do you think that Jouske P4 can defeat ultimate Kars considering that his ability is to revert a body to it’s previous state so ultimate Kars would return to be just Kars

[@francescolombardi3438]

but then you'd still have to fight Kars (if it's nighttime)

[@whyfi8760]

I doubt crazy diamond could work like that considering that Josuke was not able to revert Okuyasu’s dad to his original form.

[@emildokle261]

No.

[@openaardvark419]

whyfi DIO’s cells were a foreign body. The Stone Mask just uses acupuncture, so it would work.

[@whyfi8760]

OpenAardvark41 dio cells were not a foreign body once they merged with okuyasu’s das

[@campsidesketch8184]

Metallica Requiem: With a bigger range and faster actions, Risotto can control people's bodies within a ten to four meter radius. He can still control the iron they have and being able to manipulate bigger amounts of iron he can turn himself into metal to increase his defense, but with the ability to take all the iron from anyone who aproaches in less than minute there would be no need to use this. He would basically become like a Magneto made out of metal and being capable of "blood bend" Edit: also of normal metallica is a bunch of little slime creatures then maybe its Requiem form would actually be some kind of humanoid, but it wpuld be really interesting if it took the form of iron in the periodic table

[@crusadascrib3949]

*"METALLICA REQUIEM"*

[@jaredporter2228]

can't imagine what that stand would be like

[@Specsboy1999]

My scenario for the aftermath of La Squadra taking over, Jotaro learns about Polnareff's death and goes to investigate or sends Koichi, this leads to him learning about the Reqiuem arrow and how La Squadra are using it for evil. Jotaro heads off to Italy with the Morioh warriors (plus any Stand users he has found) and takes out Passione (probably with help from the smaller members who La Squadra is pushing around).

[@brunoalvarezcastanedo5236]

What if "certain" characters" were in the villain against jojo battle, for ex : hazamada and kira ( i mean stands users that could easily defeat the villain

[@TheFlyingSailorYT]

If the story took this path, we're looking at something like Highlander where stand users start offing each other until they're the only one left in that Mafia.

[@alovekok9044]

Hey Kaleb here's a question: Can L, from Death Note, figure out the identity of Yoshikage Kira?

[@SahilFR]

definitely

[@heheheha4132]

My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years ol- *dies*

[@jazzminforrestall406]

Blinged out Risotto and Prosciutto aren't real... They can't flex on you. Blinged out Risotto and Prosciutto:

[@AwooowA]

Huh... I should be asleep, but i'm too early not to watch this

[@turquoisetint]

I really needed this, thank you

[@spoonfullofmemes]

What if la squadra teamed up with bruno's gang? 👀

[@thatonegamerdude3327]

Now I'm not that big on JoJo lore but when I heard that Dio took Jonathan's body and gained The world I thought that Jonathan had that stand but Dio took over his body and gained control of the stand. So I would like to see a "What if Jonathan had The world in part 1".