"Master Yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens." Begun the spice war has
@Goldstandard_13 күн бұрын
Yoda? dont you mean Yogurt?
@DietDrDoge2 күн бұрын
YOGURT I HATE YOGURT! especially with nuts @Goldstandard_1
@TarsonTalon2 күн бұрын
I wonder if the spice is the reason Yoda has good relations with the Wookiees...maybe to their species it's just normal seasoning, but to someone like Yoda it made them high as a kite, during which the event was so funny that the Wookiees were happy to allow him to visit any time he wanted. Nobody was the wiser of the true reasons for Yoda visiting the Wookiees, they just thought he really liked Wookiees. But technically, he liked Wookiee cuisine... So, actually pseudo-wholesome, as the spice wasn't illegal...YET.
Palpatine: *realizing what the clone said* "DOUBLE F**K!!"
@miloradowicz3 күн бұрын
I don't belive Palpatine was authorized to issue order 65. That would be up to the senate.
@nobbyfirefly573 күн бұрын
Mace: “Finally, I’ve made it back up. Now to finish this once and for all!“ Palpatine: *Cackles maniacally as he casually force pushes Mace back out the window.*
@socialaccount00003 күн бұрын
"Its even better the second time!"
@kingbranden13694 күн бұрын
Mace had a second health bar.
@residentwievle43 күн бұрын
Bro had a fairy in a bottle.
@Goldstandard_13 күн бұрын
@@residentwievle4 bro had a totem of undying
@edwarddelacruz39233 күн бұрын
Mace: Hey Paper plate, how about a rematch!? Palpatine: Somehow Mace Windu returned!
@Seminooos3 күн бұрын
That last random line “master Yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens” 😂😂😂
@lemonke42094 күн бұрын
this is on the top of the best video's you have done yet, keep it up with the amazing content and the end was a bit funny ''master yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens.''
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
@@lemonke4209 haha glad you liked it :)
@irystocrattakodachithatmooms3 күн бұрын
Of course Master Yoda started cooking spice, he can't help himself.
@starwarsquill3 күн бұрын
Good at, I was. Like it, I did.
@mrghostly11184 күн бұрын
Master yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens???? You crazy I actually was emotionally invested in the end, that put me so off guard😂v
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
He needs those credits! haha
@randomdudewholikesmusic16403 күн бұрын
Alternate Title: "What if Mace Windu really meant "I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS!!"
@just__a__dog20174 күн бұрын
5:24 for a second there i thought the statue was gonna be palpatines end again
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
It kinda did by destroying the comm system lol
@just__a__dog20174 күн бұрын
i guess so , tho i meant i thought it would crush him to death again
@mactacky3 күн бұрын
That statue has such a big kill count now of the same person.
@just__a__dog20173 күн бұрын
@@mactacky it sure does lol
@TarsonTalon2 күн бұрын
In 50% of alternate Star Wars timelines, Yoda is growing spice every time. I wonder if that explains his initial loopiness in the Empire Strikes Back, along with his death when Luke returns? "Withdrawals, I had, while training stupid boy I did. Come back, I thought he would not. Overdosed after losing my built up tolerance, I did. Hurhurhur-ha-hur!" -Yoda's ghost
@CZ-PC3 күн бұрын
A mace windu surviving and become a dark side anti-villian to survive is honestly the only way to bring him back while having the original event matter. Have him be killed by Vader or something later.
@Mygoalweight4 күн бұрын
What if Yoda was arrested for driving a space ship under the influence.
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
He’ll use the force to get out of it and “borrow” some credits from whoever stopped him.
@Mygoalweight3 күн бұрын
Imagine if he was in a com link call though with some of the other masters but, forgot about it so the council heard everything?
@shapeswitch_mood72213 күн бұрын
What a beautifully crafted story! Each character felt at place and everything was plausible and enjoyable in this Star Wars world! :D Bravo! ... GOD DAMMIT-
@su93r623 күн бұрын
Palpatine now has to fight mace in his phase 2
@Seminooos3 күн бұрын
This was legit one of the best and unique Star Wars what if fanfic stories I’ve ever heard and so I just had to subscribe after hearing this.
Mace and Palpatine would have stopped what they were doing to laugh at him.
@Legacyyy0124 күн бұрын
@starwarsquill palpatine would be Like " all those acting for nothing"
@himanshuwilhelm55343 күн бұрын
Presumably because he was on death sticks?
@tmote-O763 күн бұрын
This is quite possibly your best story so far. Very well done!
@ZeKermet3 күн бұрын
You have some of the most creative ideas
@ravenebony22673 күн бұрын
Palpatine: "The time has come. Executive Order sixty-" * Mace Force Crushes the Holo Transmitter * * Clones look at each other in confusion * "Order Sixty? Any of you boys remember which one that was?"
@JediMasterZim3 күн бұрын
Palpatine: "Execute Order Six-" Windu jumps into Palpatine's Office Windu: "Surprise Motherf@#$%r!" Palpatine- "What!?!" Commander Cody: "Executing Order Six, understood sir."
@Rudy_Play4 күн бұрын
Idea: What if Palpatine had misspoke and said to execute order 666? 😈😈😈
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
The Clones would interpret it as Order 6 maybe haha
@palsky32154 күн бұрын
@@starwarsquillThe clones would accidentally unleash Abeloth onto the galaxy
@Turtlehead28124 күн бұрын
Iron maiden appears and plays the number of the beast
@leiratno8204 күн бұрын
What if Palpatine had stuttering issues!
@mickmufson18244 күн бұрын
Maybe it would cause the clones to turn on each other?
@One.More.Time-2 күн бұрын
I can just imagine mace crawling over to the window as the sun dips completely and then smiling before hitting the ground
@Alexrocks20243 күн бұрын
WHOA! BRO! I can't believer Mace Windu drew on the Dark side to kill Palpatine and himself from all that power and strength. Even how Anakin said of what happened in the needs of becoming a Jedi Master. Wven the the arrests and confessions of the Separatists and Maul, and Luke and Leia's birth brought peace to Anakin. And LOL at the very end.
@Seminooos3 күн бұрын
Mace actually unintentionally saved Anakin from himself and his horrible future by killing Sideous.
@bizmasterTheSlav3 күн бұрын
Mace discovered a hidden stash of chemical stimulants tucked neatly in his robe with a note from Yoda, stating _"surprise tool it is, that you might later need"._
@Geminifan203 күн бұрын
What if all the Jedi council members were all married and they kept it secret from Anakin What if Yarael Poof came back with the pizza on time and was still on high council during the clone wars (probably gonna get sent to Kashyyyk)
@tainoman79054 күн бұрын
What if the Invisible Hand crashed into the Senate building?
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
Per lore, the builders of that structure stated that anything strong enough to destroy it would be strong enough to destroy the planet or something. So… can’t be sure haha
@TheFullAutomaticShermanShow3 күн бұрын
Now here's my question what if Yoda was a sober -minded individual trying to get the rest of the council off their addiction
@nielsandersen61643 күн бұрын
Awesome story! Badass and beautiful at the same time. Loved every second of it.
@GC00773 күн бұрын
Palpatine: "Why is "Bring the Noize" playing so loud?"
@Rooikunbo3 күн бұрын
Imagine if Master Shakti strutted through the scene, confidently declaring, “I pity the fool!” Meanwhile, picture Yoda reimagined as a stunning shortstack, radiating charm and wisdom in equal measure. How delightful and unexpected would that be?
@theinktician3 күн бұрын
That last line was unhinged
@patrickd28533 күн бұрын
What if Dooku actually discovered Palpatine’s plans and the clone wars were a Sith civil war.
@ChangerofWays-Tzeentch3 күн бұрын
Dark Souls boss Mace Windu
@Seminooos3 күн бұрын
Mace pulled a prince Zuko move on Sideous 😂
@Tupacem3 күн бұрын
At least Yoda got things back to normal 😂😂😂
@starwarsquill3 күн бұрын
He is the Grand Gangster after all
@Tupacem3 күн бұрын
@starwarsquill 😎💨
@shikineko-f7i3 күн бұрын
idea! what if mace windu met nick fury? ithen jules enters the room from pulp fiction? XD i wonder how skywalker would react to that lmao
@starwarsquill3 күн бұрын
Anakin will realize he’s in a simulation and would wake up.
@shikineko-f7i3 күн бұрын
@@starwarsquill oh please make this a video tho XD it would be hilarious!
@patrikdiazsima970Күн бұрын
I always believed Mace Windu died in Episode 3 after losing one hand and being electrocuted by Darth Sidious , but there is a change he may have survived. We´ll never know for sure. Great What If video by the way!
@zuko39543 күн бұрын
What if they have no proof for Palpatine being a Sith Lord, so they sue him for Tax Fraud and driving past a red traffic light instead?
@kylo-juju379614 сағат бұрын
idea: "what if anakin discovered padme was force sensitive??"
@roguescorner90424 күн бұрын
All of that happened. And Yoda was still a stoner.
@ACTayTay4 күн бұрын
One thing I should mention is the security recording weren't deleted or edited, so anakin's probably wouldnt have gotten away with it
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
Thought about that and according to the RoTS Novelization, only an audio recording was ever recovered from that night. I figured Palpatine had the security systems disabled since he knew the masters would soon show up. This is the section of the novelization where the recording is mentioned being released on the first Empire Day: “I have to be there. That’s the prophecy, isn’t it? I have to be there-” “Anakin, why? The Masters are the best of the Order. What can you possibly do?” The door slid open. “I’m the chosen one,” he repeated. “Prophecy can’t be changed. I’ll do-” He looked at her with eyes that were dying, and a spasm of unendurable pain passed over his face. Shaak Ti reached for him-he should be in the infirmary, not heading toward what might be a savage battle-but he lurched away from her hand. “I’ll do what I’m supposed to do,” he said, and sprinted into the night and the rain. [The following is a transcript of an audio recording presented before the Galactic Senate on the afternoon of the first Empire Day; identities of all speakers verified and confirmed by voiceprint analysis] PALPATINE: Why, Master Windu. What a pleasant surprise. MACE WINDU: Hardly a surprise, Chancellor. And it will be pleasant for neither of us. PALPATINE: I’m sorry? Master Fisto, hello. Master Kolar, greetings. I trust you are well. Master Tiin-I see your horn has regrown; I’m very glad. What brings four Jedi Masters to my office at this hour? MACE WINDU: We know who you are. What you are. We are here to take you into custody. PALPATINE: I beg your pardon? What I am? When last I checked, I was Supreme Chancellor of the Republic you are sworn to serve. I hope I misunderstand what you mean by custody, Master Windu. It smacks of treason. MACE WINDU: You’re under arrest. PALPATINE: Really, Master Windu, you cannot be serious. On what charge? MACE WINDU: You’re a Sith Lord! PALPATINE: Am I? Even if true, that’s hardly a crime. My philosophical outlook is a personal matter. In fact-the last time I read the Constitution, anyway-we have very strict laws against this type of persecution. So I ask you again: what is my alleged crime? How do you expect to justify your mutiny before the Senate? Or do you intend to arrest the Senate as well? MACE WINDU: We’re not here to argue with you. PALPATINE: No, you’re here to imprison me without trial. Without even the pretense of legality. So this is the plan, at last: the Jedi are taking over the Republic. MACE WINDU: Come with us. Now. PALPATINE: I shall do no such thing. If you intend to murder me, you can do so right here. MACE WINDU: Don’t try to resist. [Sounds that have been identified by frequency resonances to be the ignition of several lightsabers] PALPATINE: Resist? How could I possibly resist? This is murder, you Jedi traitors! How can I be any threat to you? Master Tiin-you’re the telepath. What am I thinking right now? [Sounds of scuffle] KIT FISTO: Saesee- AGEN KOLAR: [Garbled; possibly “It doesn’t hurt” (?)] [Sounds of scuffle] PALPATINE: Help! Help! Security-someone! Help me! Murder! Treason! [Recording ends] The novelization is based on an earlier draft of the script but I assume the core elements like Palpatine’s precautions remain the same.
@micahfodor84332 күн бұрын
Anakin was deeply flawed but was not a liar. There was no way he could do this.
@theinktician3 күн бұрын
i came here for memes but didnt notice it was 20 minutes long. I now realize without looking at the channel name....this must be Star Wars Quill. You know what, I'll bite. I can just keep playing ps2 battlefront and listen tbh
@sdsd-dc3kd2 күн бұрын
18:11 Sid Lord
@TenkoBerry3 күн бұрын
Pretty sick one 👌
@justinperry84453 күн бұрын
Yoda got arrested and given a DUI
@Exaris793 күн бұрын
Would be funny when Mace Windu's ghost appears&exposed Anakin's betrayal during Mace&other masters' funeral.
@timiddorangaming3 күн бұрын
Phase 2 ahh jedi master 😂😭
@nanowithbeans25113 күн бұрын
*Health bar here* Mace, Jedi's Fiercest
@spencermillard13 күн бұрын
What if Anakin was totally on board with the Jedi taking over
@thesithexile37483 күн бұрын
Was expecting padme to die anyway and for anakin to become the next secret banite sith lord perhaps traing his children after him
@____________838Күн бұрын
The Spice must flow.
@JediMasterZim3 күн бұрын
Okay, this is an idea I haven't seen before (not the Mace Windu surviving part, the idea of him just climbing back up into Palpatine's Office). Interesting premise, great execution. Edit: Spolier Also, Sistros nearly killed Palpatine again! 🤣
@DJturninup15 сағат бұрын
What if anakin asked obi wan to go to the restricted archives for him
@ethanandersonsongwriterame74033 күн бұрын
Mace windy has survived in revenge of the ditch and went to hiding
@ReyRtz4 күн бұрын
22:11 what
@starwarsquill4 күн бұрын
99.6% pure blue spice
@TeRenner1234 күн бұрын
Cook i must hmmm keep the Lights on my Product dose hmmm.
@ReyRtz3 күн бұрын
@TeRenner123 yes pure spice
@TeRenner1233 күн бұрын
@@ReyRtz as often as spice is used as a Currency you would suspected they have Vaults of the stuff for emergancy Funds
@ReyRtz3 күн бұрын
@@TeRenner123 well it wouldn't be fresh
@lordofpain34762 күн бұрын
If mace climbed back in , Emperor Palpatine would just electrocute him again and throw him back out the window.
@src63393 күн бұрын
Yes, but could Gozer, the Gozerian, successfully invade the starwars galaxy? 🤔
@Jude-f1s3 күн бұрын
what if they republic didnt care about the CIS and gave them idependance simply arresting newt gunray
@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM23 күн бұрын
What if COD Zombies invaded the Star Wars universe
@iiDTC3 күн бұрын
Hello there
@randalcook3253 күн бұрын
What complete nonsense. Windu died and that's all there is to it. I have always hated that arrogant pompous windu. He died at the hands of Palpatine, as it should have been.