but the rookie already talks he's fluent in subtle gesturation and saxophone
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
**jazzy solo**
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely5364 жыл бұрын
@@PressStartToLaugh I thinks rookies helmet is busted and no one can here
@scp-729-j54 жыл бұрын
I'm now imagining Rookie opening his mouth and smooth jazz playing
@Stookinator4 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 i think its that way for all main characters
@griffingower18833 жыл бұрын
He's also fluent in whistling
@zanetalon56304 жыл бұрын
"I promise not to shoot any more teammates by accident this time. He might still be mad." Caboose?
@thelazygamer21954 жыл бұрын
Ah! Another man of culture I see!
@PreacherBro4 жыл бұрын
Ctrl + fu
@UnstableEquilibrium4 жыл бұрын
Tucker did it!
@zanetalon56304 жыл бұрын
Dear lord... What have I done.
@MLGLionKnight4 жыл бұрын
@@PreacherBro I’m still surprised that there is a shortcut made just for him
@MMOByte4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I talked enough for him. But then I talk out loud when playing every game. It’s a problem. This is why I game alone.
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
You game alone? You have an entire Twitch channel that says otherwise. The talking out loud thing? Yeah, you should get that looked at :-P
@thetinfoilfreak4 жыл бұрын
I do that to but I still game with other people.
@MMOByte4 жыл бұрын
@@PressStartToLaugh They're not there for me. They're there for Mrs Stix.
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
Kinda like my streams and Wibbles. I feel you.
@cayde-64524 жыл бұрын
same here i dont game alone tho
@humaniodxeno8894 жыл бұрын
And he finally got the coffee he deserved. The end.
@jackdaniels49684 жыл бұрын
no he did not... uhhh you dont want too know what it was tho
@paintedblack094 жыл бұрын
It was Decaf. Definitely decaf.
@nicolasgilchrist71484 жыл бұрын
@@jackdaniels4968 I'm willing to bet 50 energy swords, that was either Sangheili or Jiralhanae piss
@jackdaniels49684 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasgilchrist7148 nether of those but it was something worse a lot worse
@samanthamctheny94443 жыл бұрын
Decaf
@wardoggaming424 жыл бұрын
"Yep he is definitely dead, just gonna leave before anyone notices.... Oh Hey They Have Coffee on Here!!!" That Broke Me
@redfall59654 жыл бұрын
Yo dude...where’d you get that photo of Ashoka? I’m asking for a friend...
@wardoggaming424 жыл бұрын
@@redfall5965 I Just Searched "Ahsoka Sexy" and started scrolling through the images. I hope your friend enjoys.
@galfinsp72162 жыл бұрын
He’s a modern day moderate doomgod
@sonic32352 жыл бұрын
truly the best ending the rookie got coffee
@chainedsharkmedia2699 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what Covenant Coffee is like. 🤔
@RealTheNatoorat4 жыл бұрын
"This way, and stay quiet." "WHAT?!" ah, that really cracked me up :)
@thehowlinggamer57842 жыл бұрын
I'd like this comment, but don't want to ruin the 69 vote...
@SamanthaLaurier3 жыл бұрын
"I thought..." "I did that once, it hurt" Caboose, is that you?
@Alpha-et2fd4 жыл бұрын
I would had added "Wait my mike was off, why did nobody tell me? "
@st0rmstr1kez664 жыл бұрын
Mission complete Coffee found
@jackdaniels49684 жыл бұрын
what do you mean it was not coffee that he found
@Guywithturrets Жыл бұрын
@@jackdaniels4968 what do you mean
@manofcheese36611 ай бұрын
Sir permission to drink this caffeine
@CoreytheATSFConnie11 ай бұрын
For what purpose@@manofcheese366 ?
@helmetongrass18932 жыл бұрын
5:26 he may be fooling around but he is still a genius detective, WHILE FOOLING AROUND AND WITHOUT ANY COFFEE TOO
@ToaDrakua4 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like Dutch's handy work" when Mickey's the explosives expert.
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
Guess he's just got something against Dutch then (or I made a mistake, but we'll go with the first option)
@umbraanimo77672 жыл бұрын
I mean you don’t have to be the explosive expert to blow something up. Hell the expert is less likely to blow something up
@matthewofcolumbus56103 жыл бұрын
10:48 "It's you." "Me!" Perfect delivery.
@blacksun38844 жыл бұрын
One man walked behind enemy lines, battled against impossible odds, and forged an iron bond between his battle brothers and a slimy tentacle alien squid thing.... For a venti french roast with cream and sugar.
@galfinsp72162 жыл бұрын
He did get some after leaving the planer
@itsniko95614 жыл бұрын
“It pays to be the strong silent type” “Well that ain’t me” *the good ending*
@thelazygamer21954 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to say how f**king amazing this guy's voice is? The dude has a voice that is perfect for comedy!
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
@KK_ventz2 жыл бұрын
I agree!!!🥰😍
@t-rexcellentreviews1663 Жыл бұрын
@@PressStartToLaughI also agree, your voice acting skills are amazing, as our you wife’s and your friends who occasionally join you as well, you guys do T-Rexcellent work on this channel and I’m so grateful I found it.
@starfull88083 жыл бұрын
“Oh, there you are, make sure you get my good angle.” *MANIACLE LAUGHING AND SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
@assassincheese04 жыл бұрын
Many of these videos consist of a lot of screaming I mean so would it if I was in their situations Good job bringing some reality to these
@Randomstranger._4 жыл бұрын
Finally the rookie got his coffee
@Kio_Kurashi4 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: The quest for Coffee.
@Sp1d3rM1cha3l4 жыл бұрын
I love Halo 3 ODST so much that I just immediately liked this video
@drizzlysquid17324 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@starfull88083 жыл бұрын
Same and I haven’t even played it yet
@sachalayne28634 жыл бұрын
Purple monster makes small gurgle noises, "I ain't kissing you." Don't know why that broke me a bit
@Akuma-kitsune3 жыл бұрын
That part made me laugh so hard
@jacobp12774 жыл бұрын
"I either just saved you or killed you. We'll let it be a surprise" LMAO that was golden!
@MrNiceGuy2144 жыл бұрын
Thank you for voicing one of my favorite video game characters ever. This was awesome and i laughed the entire time
@ChextheVes44514 жыл бұрын
"I promise not to shoot another team mate this time" Is- Is that a Caboose reference?
@justincholos.balisang68844 жыл бұрын
"My mission-our mission." *Soviet Union Anthem intensifies*
@_s0mm_4 жыл бұрын
Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз i copied and pasted this buti do know pronouncing it(not translate)
@doomslayer64404 жыл бұрын
@@_s0mm_ i know some russian and this is what it says The unbreakable union of the free republics Great Russia rallied forever Long live created by the will of the peoples United, mighty Soviet Union
@_s0mm_4 жыл бұрын
@@doomslayer6440 USSR.
@ryanzimmerman15944 жыл бұрын
Dare "This way, and stay quiet." Rookie "WHAT!!!"
@xenodrake85974 жыл бұрын
The part when they had to get out of the tank was the best part in my opinion
@mitchellneu4 жыл бұрын
Excellent that this one was finally done! As a humble request, What if the Knight talked in Hollow Knight, please? Always been curious of what he'd say...you could fill a whole series with it.
@issabellalevan15284 жыл бұрын
That'd be pretty cool
@Riftyshot Жыл бұрын
Well that aged well
@tylerhilpisch78504 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the Rookies comms were off for the entire storie.
@gateship24 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the syringe was full of coffee.
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
i-
@snowball03-boop4 жыл бұрын
Why do you feel like Deadpool to me? Every single talking parody video is always hilarious. Hence the name of your glorious channel
@mysticblacksmithofcosplay68754 жыл бұрын
Join The Covenant Today, they have coffee~
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
I'm in.
@BoneChill89024 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm in
@dindjarin10233 жыл бұрын
Yo, the covenant is pretty chill, yo, maybe you could like join it or something
@blockymocky29032 жыл бұрын
@@dindjarin1023 wrong universe din 😕
@ArcticpriceThefallenangel4 ай бұрын
How good is it
@scottyoshihara24584 жыл бұрын
Rookie is Caboose’s brother. I can’t wait to see the hunter in monster world would say part 3
@crazyredhead49684 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yo this
@personalord11524 жыл бұрын
You have been through hell and you finaly get coffee
@rapidcarnage75244 жыл бұрын
What if Noble Six talked more?
@The_Master_Chief_1174 жыл бұрын
Yes need it now
@brianstabile1654 жыл бұрын
The quest for cola
@griffingower18833 жыл бұрын
Yes since he doesn't really talk that much
@dindjarin10233 жыл бұрын
Code name avenger nah a quest for dr pepper
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
nah, nah have him equipt a set for one of those prosthetic arm things and make it a quest for his other arm
@CausticEnjoyer3 жыл бұрын
Doom god motivation: Cheetos Rookie motivation: Starbucks
@caseyhall23204 жыл бұрын
Dude, your jokes were off the hook for this video! 😂 It's great!! Also, I legit just finished Halo 3 ODST for the first time (as an adult) a couple days ago, and then you release THIS? Fucking baller timing haha.
@purebloodred37393 жыл бұрын
Me:plays very seriously Him: prepare to perish by laughter
@douma2278 Жыл бұрын
17:30 Buck: "Out of the Vehicle Trooper, let's go!" Rookie: "WHAT?! Why?! What happens if we got attacked by dozen of cove-" Also Rookie: "HEY, I GOT A BRIGHT IDEA! LET'S GET OUT OF THE WELL ARMORED AND ARMED TANK AND FIGHT OUT FOOT! SOUNDS GREAT! YOU ARE JUST THE WORSE!" Got me dead 💀💀💀
@billthestormtrooper6843 жыл бұрын
If i was Rookie, i'd be asking the same question. *Where's the damn coffee!?*
@agentmaryland12392 жыл бұрын
"It's you?" "Me!" "I thought-" "I did that once, it hurt." I think I replayed that part about 15 times before moving on.
@beverlyarcher546 Жыл бұрын
Good thing Rookie was with her or else he would have been left in the city when they flew off
@JMStrahm1st4 жыл бұрын
obviously the rookie just had his mic muted the whole time
@brianstabile1654 жыл бұрын
Yeah his com was so broke it he could only grunt and breathe
@IDEK_6084 жыл бұрын
Doom Guy kills every demon on a level Doom guy: skrt skrt eat my dirt
@caseyhall23204 жыл бұрын
Well that's very off topic lol
@ghostwriter56854 жыл бұрын
He’s so happy about the coffee. Please make it so then next video he finds out it’s just decaf.
@God-of-canine Жыл бұрын
“Pays off to be the strong and silent” “I’m not that” (His helmet was muted the entire time)
@GhostBear306710 ай бұрын
He forgot to turn on his comms.
@Jacksonthehedgehog94 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there's a shotgun in the building with dare's helmet. On the way to the helmet there's a hallway on the left. Go down the hall. Its a dead end with a cop that didn't feel so good.
@SerathDarklands4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see "What if BJ Blazcowicz talked in _Return to Castle Wolfenstein?"_ One of the last games in the golden age of shooters.
@beader094 жыл бұрын
I am not familiar with the Halo franchise, but I totally loved this! You're hilarious! ^.^
@andrewmontgomery5621 Жыл бұрын
7:11: Nice reference to the original Planet of the Apes.
@UnstableEquilibrium4 жыл бұрын
Halo: The Quest for Coffee
@chasetoyama81844 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. Yah got yourself another subscriber!
@Geto_52 жыл бұрын
3:23 Hmm.... for a minute I thought it was a phrase from the game!) Just fit in well
@thetinfoilfreak4 жыл бұрын
Man I love this channel
@Mango.fr_3 жыл бұрын
7:13 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STARBUCKS
@brianstabile1654 жыл бұрын
Rookie says uhh god Duch says lord I didn’t train to be a pilot
@omnimon22304 жыл бұрын
That was awesome!
@jake36624 жыл бұрын
Never separate a man and his Coffee
@milk-senpai1973 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Rookie and the search for the Coffee.
@snatcher25924 жыл бұрын
Rook: HEY BUCK!
@Twisted69122 жыл бұрын
*snoring* "OW" "wake up buttercup"
@mjkalasky27754 жыл бұрын
16:01 I love how they're just ignoring him.
@coolspartan11694 жыл бұрын
The ODST who just wanted a cup of coffee
@undyingchief25664 жыл бұрын
Ive wanted this vid for sooooooooooooooooo long dude.
@Sirus70094 жыл бұрын
Oh, you know what the the fans LIKE....
@zinaidanitikin48863 жыл бұрын
one Rookie, locked in the eternal battle. his mission, Operation Coffee Run. between him and his quest, a horde of aliens that would love to skin him alive, eat his insides, and wear his face... new allies to aid him in his quest. the loveable red shirt, Guy. generic blonde commando, Dare. Mr Mcgrumppants, the Grumpy Grunt. and the snake tentacle monster from your hentai fantasies, Squidward. will the Rookie, in his mission to procure the nectar of the gods, be successful? or will he only be another inadequate meat shield?
@diamondplaysgames4 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting of this moment for a long time.
@pokemon150212 жыл бұрын
should have made the six pedals joke.
@vampirelover31284 жыл бұрын
Glad you got to do this Halo is one of mine favorite games
@MCPunk552 жыл бұрын
"I ain't kissing you." You'd be married in at least 40 countries and three planets.
@galuraza64264 жыл бұрын
The Rookie: A Journey for Coffee.
@carbinecryo307164 жыл бұрын
Someone get this to Wrath immediatly.
@tobyrei73272 жыл бұрын
not the "this looks like dutchs work"
@helmetongrass1893 Жыл бұрын
1:35 so caboose from red vs blue is basically the rookie after he got spartan augmentations!!
@-ShotoTodoroki.4 жыл бұрын
Skyrim what if Dragonborn could talk?
@Mask3dShadow3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is the video used by the rookie when they are making after actions reports and are being debriefed. His transmitter is just broken and he’s stuck on the jazz section of the playlist
@rhodes39833 жыл бұрын
And in the end, afger fighting his way through the entire city, he finally found the coffee.
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
"i dont know what they are but i sure do love killin me some space suids!" [sad virgil noises]
@dalelash2nd7436 ай бұрын
What other Halo games I'd like to see Press Start To Laugh do. What if Nobel Six Talked (more) in Halo: Reach. Yeah... Nobel Six talks in a few cutscenes, but that’s it. He's not much of a conversationalist. So let's give Six a lot more to say during cutscenes and gameplay. I'm sure he'd have more to say considering what happens on Reach. What if You Talked in Halo 4: Spartan Ops. Captain, Johnson, Carter, & Conner are back as Fireteam Crimson in Halo 4: Spartan Ops. This could even be a multi-parter considering how many episodes and missions there are. It would be the first time for these 4 to be in a short multi-part series. Anyway, that's pretty much it. Those are the only other Halo games that would be perfect for dubbing. I can only hope one day PSTL will do these one day. Until then, I'll dream and imagine how it'll go. Peace! ✌️
@valkyrie28311 ай бұрын
I’d LOVE to see a version of this where you play through the Cursed Halo 3 ODST mod
@Donitos14 жыл бұрын
Halo 3: Coffee Quest Yeah I'd buy it .
@dinodude69923 жыл бұрын
*later* Buck: uhh rookie, did you turn your mike on? Rookie: OH YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
quick tip, headshots can be made with the starter pistol shred their shields, and then 1 hit em with a pitsol
@bluestardragon75984 жыл бұрын
*"OH HEY! THEY HAVE COFFEE ON HERE!!"* -The Rookie 2020
@brianstabile1654 жыл бұрын
Relay nothing about the last last cutscene
@DrenixWarriorKnight Жыл бұрын
1:48 That reminds of a hand drawn movie called Redline.
@roberttucker36404 жыл бұрын
Another great 'What if he Talked' episode.
@chainedsharkmedia2699 Жыл бұрын
You should really contiune this series. I think this is really funny. XD
@chainedsharkmedia2699 Жыл бұрын
Also 7:02 is very accurate to when I first encountered Hunters in Halo 3; my first Halo game and well...M rated game in general (Can o Worms I call them nowadays). Lol
@Recat62174 жыл бұрын
Finally and who the hell disliked this masterpiece
@TheBlade2024 жыл бұрын
The ending was perfect after so much trouble he probably just got as much coffee of how many covenant lives he took
@bluestardragon75984 жыл бұрын
13:28 that thing is kinda cute, actually. What's it called? Engineer? I'm gonna name it Bioshock, since it's a biological organism, and it can do cool things with technology
@evanm13373 жыл бұрын
In canon it's named Quick-To-Adjust by it's peers.
@therealnoxdog2 жыл бұрын
I agree also I think its called virgil
@tomgaming67612 жыл бұрын
"It's you!?" "ME!"
@IceWolF9634 жыл бұрын
finally some coffee after a whole game
@ItsSebunGG3 жыл бұрын
2:59 when you eat a bean burrito from taco bell for the first time
@Shikaschima4 жыл бұрын
These give me joy :3
@beverlyarcher546 Жыл бұрын
Things blowing up around me: I DIDN"T DO IT CAN"T PROVE IT WAS ME
@kratkartan1486 Жыл бұрын
I love how Rookie was so adamant about getting his coffee when he actually has a bunch of candy stuffed in some of his pouches. Priorities, man.
@Pikaboy42133 жыл бұрын
The engineer is actually super cute lol
@greycatofnobodys20072 жыл бұрын
All he wanted was some coffee!
@Shygo-eu1bw14 күн бұрын
This is pretty good, funny enough, because of the saxophone, I pictured Rookie sounding like a noire detective voice.
@miro9652 жыл бұрын
i like how in every video he asks if someone has coffee or when he's in a building he asks if there's a coffee machine somewhere
@PressStartToLaugh2 жыл бұрын
Oddly I think it’s this one and Ghostbusters. I can’t remember any others wanting coffee. I’d have to check ;-)
@miro9652 жыл бұрын
Oh well thats still funny and nice, do u like coffee tho :0?
@PressStartToLaugh2 жыл бұрын
Quite a bit
@beverlyarcher546 Жыл бұрын
Well Rookie is made fun of cause he's literally sleeping in everything he is in
@jimmcctheabsolutemoron7464 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I missed the stream boat doom Eternal but hey this video put a smile on my face