What If The UK Was An ABSOLUTE MESS?! HOI4

[@AlextheRambler]

*Hey! I get loads of comments asking me to play Stellaris so I have **kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5KrfoiEdtGfq6M** if you want there to be more in future please give it a watch otherwise there probably wont be more tbh*

[@NBrixH]

You gotta make an OnlyFans now.

[@officialzji1828]

So Alex, after you got 5k or more likes in this video, can you continue conquer all of the United Kingdom as the Jacobites?

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Did you miss out on the Highland clearances? Local Scottish nobility forced clans to immigrate or starve during a period of land repossession. It's why there's such a stark difference between the land population.

[@scootergsp]

More Stellaris, please!

[@L4sket]

I think I solved your mystery on why your units attacked so suddenly... looks like you had a fallback line at the front and for some reason they just went nuts to get it suddenly.

[@Mursu-vl2rp]

Alex: *Names mountaineers the highlanders* Also Alex: *Doesn't give them pipe bands*

[@j0ffieboys797]

Hello man from nassau hahaa (this Janroelof22)

[@amalekita5009]

Rambler: nearly looses to the Yorkists and doesnt push. The divsions hes controlling: fine I will do it myself

"controlling"

[@esequieltrindade9244]

Good plot twist

[@amalekita5009]

@ oh thanks I often have a problem with spelling

[@jank4173]

@@amalekita5009 that's not the issue, Alex the Rambler is just not controlling his divisions 🤣

[@amalekita5009]

@@jank4173 yeah rambler only knows one way of defeating the enemie BaTtLe PlAnNiNg

[@approximateCognition]

Just use the word kerfuffle instead of war, it'll make everything a lot easier and funnier.

[@ludogibson7067]

洄川鈴番 yes

[@approximateCognition]

@Yeetus Maximus exactly

[@Max-pk6uc]

Or clusterfuck just rolls of the tongue

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

The cold kerfuffle

[@natewilson5228]

洄川鈴番 i’m going to justify a kerfuffle goal

[@TinOfBeans]

Gameplay starts at 6:44

[@fullzatochi2053]

Thank you

[@fullzatochi2053]

Mr Sister Fister hol up

[@TinOfBeans]

Your welcome

[@hackpo1015]

Tin Of Beans Can Of Beans thanks Caleb

[@doggishshadow3245]

Thank you so much

[@JarNO_WAY]

I still don't understand why youtube demonetized the word W A R

[@jetnebula9228]

because war bad

[@firstnamelastname7991]

It doesn't, Alex is just paranoid

[@charlotteinfinito3581]

123 yes they do They demonetized the word Afghanistan

[@AntifaBucharest]

War is pronounced like wh*re tbh

[@syrialak101]

@@firstnamelastname7991 For real though

[@SuperMistertoast]

"Troubles" would be a very British way avoid the word war.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Because the troubles were something the British caused, now shut up and watch.

[@oscars4608]

“Stop attacking! Stop attacking” *has the troops attached to a fall back line in enemy territory*

[@mastermemey2502]

Alex the (G)rambler: says ''War'' KZbin: 😡😠

[@Wm7forthewin]

lol

[@YourFavPurpRock]

I have created new swear words thanks to KZbin: Son of War Motherwarrior Piece of a War

[@No-hx7pi]

KZbin:I love demonitization.

[@nmitchxll305]

I love how he considers actual military tactics as 'cheesing them' 21:30

[@ojisanhoward8940]

A RAMBLER SUCCESS! His soldiers were like "Why are we sitting around when there be Englishmen around?.....ATTACK!"

[@RafaelValle12]

The power of the highland charge on display

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The Manx have their own state? Ireland is unified? This is an interesting timeline

[@triz202]

Almost all of Ireland because the Royalist control a port in Ireland

[@pepp418]

I think you mean Greater Carrifergus

[@flachzange1614]

The year is 1936 Ireland is entirely occupied by the Irish. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Royalists still holds out against the invadors.

[@rwrwrrrwr]

Avery the Cuban-American dude why are you everywhere

[@tralpaz2]

Flachzange lol calling the Irish the invaders

[@gamidragon]

Your troops didn't glitch, they were, for some reason, assigned to a fallback line way up in Yorkist territory that you had set earlier but never deleted, I believe~ You can see a few of their orders led straight to it. In reality, you were always winning the war with your strategy!

[@Coop-sg6qc]

KZbin when there is a 18 plus video on youtube: (sleep) KZbin when some person who plays war games says war: So you have chosen *demonetization*

[@JL.T.]

It is almost like they have an agenda

[@edwardvladkov9898]

Last time i was this early Alex was still making videos without a cam!

[@tipgamingoldaccount1186]

Alex: *tries to do a scottish accent* Germans: ahhh itz a german Ur scottish accent sounds a mix of irish and german

[@official_commanderhale965]

Alex: I almost said the W-A-R Word! Also Alex: *READS SCOTTISH DESCRIPTION* *SAYS WAR WITHOUT A HINT OF REMORSE*

[@sleepyuser5189]

His divisions were like the Japanese forces in Korea that the Government was like "No attacking Manchuria is a madness but the Army attacked and took it anyway.

[@Martin-sf8nx]

Paradox felt bad for lil' Alex and made the AI attack for him. That's the only explanation for what I just witnessed. Or your mountaineers just got sick of yer sco'ish accent and went berserk... Either... Cheers from Glasgow :)

[@heyguysitsmegorilla5931]

Alex: someone will put in a time-stamp everyone: ..... Silence

[@Exoromans]

Alex: Well that was fun but I failed. Oh well. AI: What? No you're about to win! Fine let me take over and show you how it's done!

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The Red Clydeside flag has the East German hammer and compass, oh my

[@andreasottohansen7338]

Gloryhammer has forever ingrained itself in my mind, and whenever of places like "Inverness", "Fife", or "Dundee", one of their song inevitably blare in my head.

[@Fordo007]

His highlanders just going Leroy Jenkins and blitzing without orders and ending up forcing a general offensive to save them that cascaded into the complete collapse of the Yorkists all while Alex/King Robert has no idea why everyone is attacking without orders... honestly feels like one of the most historically authentic moments of the game. The course of history changed by the whims of a few gung-ho soldiers.

[@jorkmorks]

Just a note on that top quality rambler fact, the biggest factor in the change of population in Scotland was the Highland Clearances where the nobles and the English would weaken clans and evict people from their lands in the highlands. Most people immigrated to other countries, but because the highlands were no longer a great place to live since you'd probably just get kicked out the lowlands became quite developed. www.britannica.com/event/Highland-Clearances

[@DoubleBourbonBaconCheeseBurger]

CONTINUE THIS CAMPAIGN! Alex this video was actually hype, please unify the UK as Scotland, then take Ireland!

[@lucasterreni747]

everybody in scotland is in the lowlands because of the " highland Clearances"'

[@user-vk3uz3ml6t]

alex: afraid to say "war" also alex: casually says "damn"

[@Flash4ML]

Alex: What if the UK was a mess? Me: Wait. . . isn’t it already a mess?

[@Gortius-VIII]

The game: shows Rambler how to play the game. Rambler: aM I bEiNg hAcKeD???

[@managainsttime-g7v]

Awesome. Only time I’ve seen Inverness in hoi4 is in Millenium Dawn and they spelt it “Iverness”

[@mvd241997]

6:52 Why is Jacob Rees-Mogg the president of the Scottish Republic?

[@rmk3155]

1:29 Blihmey the chap running Scotland looks an awful lot like Reese Mogg.

[@porkiepievods248]

I'm from Scotland I laughed so hard when you made that accent.

[@alexilsley897]

Kernow! M’ath Kernow ❤️❤️ (Cornwall, I love Cornwall in Cornish) here in Kernow, we’re always so forgotten... hopefully soon our language will go larger than 3000 people.

[@gyulanagy9611]

You asigned them to the the first fall back line

[@aspiringjockey5852]

Alex the Rambler during a large encirclement *nom nom gobble them up lads* Alex The Rambler being encircled *sighs and places hand on mouth*

[@lowlsqwid]

those dudes were assigned to the OG fallback line in Glasgow. The Yorkist units were so weak they just decided to go ham and return back to glasgow.

[@DShakey]

Fun mod, Mr. Rambler. I see you made the correct choice and played someone with a focus tree. Some of us weren't so fortunate.

[@greymagic857]

Definitely didn't take me a few times to select one with a focus tree..

[@Endiepup]

My Phone Has This Weird Glitch Where It Will Play 2 Things Of Audio At Once And When I Clicked Your Video, A Kinda Hype Intro Sounding Song Started Playing And My First Thought Was “Rambler’s Finally Lost It”

[@death6777]

This was the true reason Alex moved from the British Isles

[@vncensopalasador6009]

the reason your divisions attacked when you didn’t want them to, was me. I was doing that lol

[@bosephinterton95]

they started moving because they were still assigned to the fallback line x]

[@Canada1994]

I can just imagine Hitler in this timeline watching Britain descend into civil war and turning to a map of continental Europe saying "It's free real estate" Also I tried this as the Jacobites and failed miserably but that was because I did the Coup immediately, I can't wait to play as the united Ireland. Thank You Alex for doing a win one for me. You saved me a lot of anger. Is the exhibit still at the War museum in Ottawa? How did you feel seeing Hitler's bullet riddled limo there? Also the reason why Rupprecht has those war buffs is because he was a Field Marshall in the Imperial German Army in WW1

[@Amani-zo8ic]

I’ve already had a glitch like that before aswell when the ai takes over. Expect mine was a lot worse

[@Zenyatoo]

To clear up 2 things because I guess Alex didn't recognize what was happening. 1. Sometimes when he would attack and his units would just give up instead of de-orging. This is because his units were not reinforcing the ongoing battle. Usually he'd attack a tile being attacked by AI volunteers, his units become the reserves, but don't reinforce the battle. The AI volunteers de-org, and the battle thus ends. Incidentally this is why if he then attacked again immediately it would work, as his units were now in the battle to start with. 2. Sometimes when units fufill a command they'll re-adjust what orders they have. In this case alex told them to attack, and once they finished with that attack and took the tile, they re-adjusted and decided to append themselves to the "fallback" line that alex had drawn from Edinburgh to Glasgow. The thing about fallback lines is that the AI will attack into enemy forces to reach them. (You've probably seen this behavior if you get pushed off a fallback line, your retreating troops re-org and then immediately attack, usually to your dismay). So once his units appended themselves to the fallback line, they decided to attack forwards to reach it. Always remember to delete your fallback lines when you dont need them anymore folks!

[@Codeman1930]

Alex thanks for being honest about the KZbin engagement stuff.

[@hecticscone]

haha good one alex, "what if"

[@lamvegura9347]

A random comment to help with the engagement

[@diegodesouza5382]

I did that too lol

[@epicmapping2930]

eg

[@thomasbale8493]

I really loved this video, and I'd love to see you attempt to take the majority of the British Isles as one of the factions. Perhaps you could make it a mini series or something? Keep up the good work! I love your videos

[@greymagic857]

still waiting for him to say kerfuffle instead of war.

[@dr.pepper9893]

Alex's "Scottish" accent sounds more like an Irish accent than a Scottish one

[@rikistar5981]

I re-startedplaying HOI4 watching your video... and I even play better than before! Cheerios Alex!!

[@5Andysalive]

1:27 The scottish guy.... shaving the beard and wearing glasses. Who does he think he can fool with that?

[@ShaunKY.]

27:06 No One: His Units: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYY JEEENKINSSS

[@rja8504]

On the lowland fact, the reason there are so little people in the highlands is because after the Jacobite rebellion those who opposed the King (mostly in the highlands) were deported throughout the empire.

[@thomasnaess742]

The change in the demographics of scotland (ie less people lived in the highlands) Alex mentioned was as a result of the highland clearances which some argue were and intentional effort to depopulate the areas of scotland that had been most traditionally opposed to british government (such as the Jacobite rebellions). Kind of an ethnic cleansing lite. Anyway nice vid

[@thething9617]

that moment when "agrresive stance" is more effective than Alex's min-maxing...

[@ammoniumphosphate]

those troops REALLY wanted to defend that fallback line (the reason why they pushed so aggressively, i think)

[@billpolychronidis7805]

16:42 you really need to take "risks" more often Alex.They literally had no supply and you had but instead of attacking you decided to postpone.

[@devinudsen1948]

I watch all of the ads because I know how expensive it is to live in the Lower Mainland of BC. Thanks for the content Alex!

[@TEO-jo4xm]

Alex: oh damn yorkists *Mean while rest of the planet* : *What the fuck did we just missed?*

[@aquavenatus2465]

I think we fell out over how to make tea

[@OmarSlloum]

You add the tea first, THEN the milk!

[@the_prophet212]

We fell out over WHO makes the tea....and it's your turn so put the kettle on!

[@sambarden1330]

Rambler intros just keep getting better

[@ScavBane]

When the game realizes how incompetant Alex is and just does it itself.

[@KelarGridal]

Rambler fact adendum: You've got the Highland clearances to thank for that. Scottish nobles backed by English government said "Right you lot, out your mountains and into the factories!"

[@adriand9372]

Your Scottish Accent... IS AMAZING!

[@1800-REGICIDE]

Just so you know Alex, this mod is based on a miniature wargame with the same name. I've never played it myself, but the background is very cool!

[@RCC_Rhine]

Finally got a new PC and can run HOIIV, I've been enjoying every bit of it and your videos always inspire me to play more. Thanks Alex!

[@EggieIV]

Beeps out War when he forgot to spell the word instead, and then proceeds to say the W word when he is doing the Scottish accent. - classic Alex

[@jimik89]

You said “war” about three minutes in 😂

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

Alex, you can’t make redundant statements like “what if England was a mess” because England is a mess!

[@grouse6918]

Never did i think my home town of dumbarton would make it on to hoi4 in a rambler vid. Also the accents alex the goddamn accents😂

[@lennonekdom1441]

I love that u play these modus and juist test them keep going:)

[@engleberteverything421]

If you're drinking Cornish tea, play as Kernow.

[@emperortoxic5267]

Alex: can’t push AI: fine I’ll do it myself..

[@RC--ji2ov]

the resistance thing is a major problem with this mod, even after uniting all of scotland i was having resistance like crazy, its baffling that no countries have cores outside their own yet

[@MrValvoja]

Alex, your army was put on agressive! Troops will try and snipe provinces next to them even against general orders on agressive, no hacking required!

[@ValueNetwork]

I find it comical that Mussolini would betray the facist Mosely and support the Jackbites who are literally a few men with guns in the highlands. Mainly because of the constant infighting between Mussolini and the king of Italy

[@deutschamerikaner]

Hey Alex you had guys assigned to your old fallback line and you were on aggressive, so that’s why your troops were attacking w/o orders

[@majortomgamer5059]

Wow. Rambler is now doing modern times reenactment

[@official_commanderhale965]

Surprised he didn’t notice the defensive line he made earlier was the cause of his divisions advancing.😂

[@cozzaronero]

That guy Charles McLean totally looks like Rowan Atkinson

[@petster01]

Loving these HOI4 mods videos!!

[@baseballjustin5]

I now want a picture of a fishing trawler with an Abrams tank turret on it

[@mousestates4345]

The division went crazy because he assigned them to his fall back line that was behind enemy lines

[@Draconatus24]

I love how he can say nudity but not war, it’s the opposite of tv

[@Sasputa]

Omg Rambler without a goatee is so weird now.

[@morris9974]

6:47 you said WAR !!

[@scotthowley4155]

I like that the title suggests the Uk isn’t currently in a mess

[@stormwell]

It's based on the tabletop wargame A Very British Civil War. Think Dad's Army meets Ian McKellen's Richard III.

[@vistagreat9994]

*Thomas had never seen such a mess.*

[@darkajunta7324]

Highland Clearances is what it was called Alex

[@luxiusilluminus2844]

that is... A VERY BRITISH CIVIL WAR !!!!! haha!

[@toby5280]

A bit late to this, but the divisions that were attacking without you doing anything were assigned to a fallback line. They were attacking to get to the fallback line

[@jasonlee6326]

He had them assigned to an old fall back line which ironically made them advance. I think at least

[@kesnk773]

"What If The UK Was An ABSOLUTE MESS?!" What are you talking about, the UK already IS an absolute mess

[@emiliozappa3905]

That's some fine strategy here

[@AJ-dy3sv]

I've been watching Alex for nearly 2 years and he still doesn't know how to disband divisions after they've been encircled.

[@Derratixe]

nobody : hitler: lets declared war to france but in this mode