What if Turnip Boy Talked in Turnip Boy Robs a Bank? (Parody)

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Turnip Boy Robs a Bank, the sequel to Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, is here! Let's give that crazy turnip a voice, shall we?
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[@hazzardoverflow1740]

"Streamers, they're the real monsters ... welp, back to robbing this bank." Funiest line hands down

[@OmegaX9]

I mean, he’s not wrong. At least the robber is going after the insured bank, while the streamer is refusing to pay starving individuals.

[@metaleater730]

Anyone else want a turnip boy commits tax return evasion video?

[@trixsanimations5109]

YES!

[@pchanAnimatesSometimes]

Petition signed

[@lowesgameing2003]

Absolutely

[@maxsmit5111]

Meeeeeeeeeeeee

[@NarutoisNumber1Ninja30]

YESSSS!!!!!!!

[@acedemonic142]

"I ain't gonna tolerate no incompetence." "Don't do nothing stupid" Turnip Steve: "I will take that very literally."

[@user-ww8of1cr6h]

YES SOMEONE ELSE WHO NOTICED!!!

[@clawapex1017]

“Heya Pickle! Why are you sideways?” Is such a Turnip Boy thing to say

[@Nickle_King]

*hands over exposure bucks* Star fruit: “Can you buy anything with these?” Turnip: “Exposure!” *hard cut to Starfruit frozen in an alleyway*

[@agentbeard8806]

I humbly implore you to do a Part 2 of this at your earliest convience! And, since you've asked, I'd love to see you put your own spin on how Turnip Boy's misadventures began!

[@Ishtarru]

To quote my sister, exposure is what you die of when nobody pays you anything and you can't afford to keep your house.

[@godzillamanz8139]

“Shakeh shakeh shakeh shakeh, molah!” -turnip

[@AgentAlmost]

Turnip Boy can talk but usually chooses not to because his voice gives off lethal amounts of infrasound. Yes this is canon. It's also why crancran is now queen of "the other side" in this game. Because she was so cringe in Tax Evasion that Turnip Boy told her to stop, thus killing her. Again, this is canon.

[@DaKing08]

we need Turnip Boy Learns Voice Control: The DLC (Comes with full Voice Acting and Alternate Dialogue)

[@YourFriendlyToaster]

“Dom tomato from the fast and the fibreous?”😂

[@thexp905]

Don tomato is sucha good joke! I hope he appears as an actual character now in a potential 3rd game

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I was really proud of that one.

[@Gameknight-wt5lj]

You should be. It took me a sec to figure it out but it’s clever.

[@olivertibbetts6516]

YES!!! GIVE US A TERNIP COMMITING TAX EVASION!!

[@user-dk9te1bn1x]

i love ternip

[@emilianadelamerced2774]

wow you really got Turnip's unchangable mood right

[@X-SPONGED]

"Don Tomato from the Fast and the Fibrous" I'm fucking dead bro💀

[@OmegaX9]

I won’t lie, I kind of wanted the bank robber to give that poor artist some money since the streamer wouldn’t.

[@misterking8989]

Turnips have layers like onions

[@idiotexceptbetter8731]

And thus, everyone in the bank's souls were destroyed with in 24 hours. No mortal may comprehend the power of Don Turnipchino the 2nd's Voice.

[@cedbanani]

There's a sequel to Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion?!?! Thank you for telling me! I'm going to buy it.

[@sirnight6438]

Here’s another game to try out where the main protagonist doesn’t talk it’s called Bugsnax pretty much you go to an island where all the animals are half bug half snacks I would say more about it but that be give away like a lot of the story

[@bdpickett]

Glad to hear your kid again. She was so good in Little Nightmares.😊

[@michaeltsang1748]

The potential amount of chaos with a series like this is high.

[@shaunmay2767]

Thanks for reminding me this game exists! I loved Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, and I was so happy when I saw the trailer for this game, and I’m excited to start robbing this bank!

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Nice to see they are trying smaller games a shot

[@djscully1738]

That was hilarious once he blew open the vault. "Yeah, MONEY!!" I'd definitely like to see a continuation of this.

[@Justarandomguy87]

I have never heard of this game but your interpretation of it makes me want it.

[@DrenixWarriorKnight]

This is quite possibly the weirdest character you have ever done. Let’s see how far you can take this madness! Also nice change of pace that the main character isn’t infuriated by everything that they are stuck and/or forced to do.

[@sapphiredawn5773]

not only did i have a blast with turnip boy commits tax evasion . i also had a blast with this game. Graffiti games and Snoozy Kazoo knows their stuff

[@brandonlewis2861]

Yes please do a video on the first game I would love to see a series on that game if possible.

[@outcast4087]

I have never heard of Turnip Boy, but having watched this video, now I really want these games to become a full series on your channel!

[@Velimir05]

I remember one of the this game series, but on phone and with taxes and this is game is demo at Play Market

[@Cstellarsauruss]

Hey man. Just a suggestion, could you possibly do the game “Pacific Drive” once it’s completely out? Your choice :P luv the content man

[@gelmusandrescardenas6421]

Comon we NEED the first game it'll be so funny to see him play the first one 😂

[@MiOMio-zu3ky]

The next game is going to be turnip boy escapes prison

[@king_cartoon1880]

The legend is back LETS GO

[@jtherealmccoy5309]

We want that tax evasion vid

[@UPTsans1020]

I’m not gonna watch this all the way until you’ve made one for the tax evasion!!! I. Require. ORDER!!!

[@T1AOMr.Turtle]

Hey, can you make what if Sackboy talked in Sackboy a big adventure 😂

[@trevorvanderputten7430]

The way you're voicing Turnip Boy is reminding me of Masakox's Goku voice. I'm sincerely enjoying it.

[@huntertaylor4523]

Turnip boy: oo! Guns are dangerous! Also turnip boy: picks up that gun

[@xxcaptaindylan2xxyt939]

This look funny already. Hehe, Awesome videos man

[@derrickhaggard]

This was funny and hilarious.

[@greatazuredragon]

Nice episode, good work.

[@Okinoth]

this is amazing

[@Ilikedonuts10010]

if he talked the bank would be empty as his voice can drive out the souls of men

[@Omegatitan44]

love the videos keep making great videos.

[@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector]

Another funny video. Keep up the good work you guys.

[@masonmancoffey1722]

Does anybody here want a what if you talked in FNAF 4

[@ianjones9554]

Will love to to not only to see more of this but also the first game as well.

[@anierikidemona]

This was fun. I'd love a turnip tax evasion episode!

[@dasherpie]

Another masterpiece (:

[@kingkah9]

Love your videos I have been watching you guys sense 1,500 subs

[@TophatVidz]

turnip boy just screaming as the truck crashes into the bank

[@cam7990]

For the love of god continue doing Turnip Boy videos

[@Sockiblorp]

i like to imagine in this universe, everyone is going to die within 2 minutes of the game ending, because Turnip Boy is canonically an eldritch being who kills people just by talking to them

[@moonshadowspecter644]

RING THE DEATH BELLS CAUSE ITS ROGUE-LIKE GAME TIME!!!

[@zachpottinger1842]

When’s are you gonna do Little Nightmares 2, I would love to see Monno and Six talking?

[@umbraanimo7767]

Wonder if at the end the greenhouse will be repaired

[@part-e7344]

I can't believe how many people got their soul absolutely demolished from this video... You will all be missed. Edit: I've returned to the video to hear Turnip Boy's voice... See you all on the other side...

[@duggerdog12]

I LOVE Turnip Boy Voice Also DO TEX EVASION!!!

[@mr.glitch6781]

I never played the original game and sadly can’t as I don’t have the money but my god I cried at the ending and what happens when you play after you get the ending is so beautiful…

[@Neighborhoodshadowdemon83]

tax evasion was peak this is better

[@tccasanova]

Awesome!

[@MYMUSICGURLBOI]

Day 3 of asking for what If you and the animatronics talked in playtime with percy

[@Mr.Bubonic7090]

Yeah we need a turnip boy commits tax evasion video

[@darkreflection9087]

Can you do what if Little Nightmares Runaway Kid talked and What if Mono Talked

[@ignisexcubitor]

Can you do what if you talked in shadow of the Colossus or prey for the gods?

[@juicylemon_]

Cannonicly if he talked everyone would die

[@darkreflection9087]

Can you do what if Delta talked in Bioshock 2

[@maker8167]

Nice do more it's funny

[@Epsilonn-bz6ue]

hope there'll be a part 2

[@th3_r0ckstar_f0x4]

POV: you refuse to get a turnup his money

[@youtubestuff683]

Earliest I've ever been! Leaving a comment to appease the algorithm

[@MOC923]

Next Video: What If You Talked In Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 Deep Sleep.

[@Trainboi1983]

What if you talked in Subnaughtica below zero would be cool,but you probably won’t do it because it breaks the lore in the first subnaughtica

[@Flare56]

May I recommend a video on the game Vertigo and Vertigo 2?

[@voicetale]

Give us Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion please.

[@diamondthevoiceactor]

You should check out “dark deception”. Can’t remember if the main character talks but it would be amazing to see a vid on that

[@wobblebut42]

do a part two

[@yesterdaymoon5072]

Are you going to do BioShock two?

[@kurtschlankerandthecarnota8709]

MORE!!!!

[@ZombiesXbrains]

May I suggest patch quest for a future video

[@jackcollum57]

Do if you talked in Poppy playtime Chapter 3 please ❤

[@orhanefeunal1811]

hey will you gonna do turnip boy commits tax evesion the first one?

[@fnaffnafgames7874]

Can u do what if subject delta talks in bioshock 2

[@Butterdog333]

Excited to see poppy playtime chapter 3 my man, I hope you like cats :)

[@gavinhoroszewski4647]

Yes

[@levelinglordediting]

cant wait for popy play time 3 one bet it will be funny

[@LegoEzioFuzionUV47]

What will be the most funniest thing is you do a what if your character talks in Dark Deception let's see how that plays out Hahahahaha

[@Actual_trash.-.]

Tax evasion tax evasion, just realized I was saying tax evasion

[@pizzabroadcast]

BUCKSHOT ROULETTE!!!

[@rgity2962]

Do a part 2

[@livingl3g3ndjackson38]

Enter the gungeun with a different story

[@PumpklinPatch]

How about Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion next? I mean thats the first game

[@miguelibarra2396]

This game’s ending was so sad

[@user-bo3xy5wz1k]

Lethal company Next please

[@PilotElectro]

6th? Thanks For the great episode :D

[@KirbyCoder]

You know, this video is extremely concerning considering how if you hear Turnip Boy speak, your soul gets ripped from your body. I wish I was joking that’s actually canon.

[@speedygreenturtle7537]

Tax evasion video please

[@user-os4ze5ne8y]

u shoude continu the raft with chillyan and crazy man u coude continue raft or take it over to stranded deep and continue u with the forest stories line (i have made a whole fan fic in my head lol)might write it dk any way thanks for the funny vids

[@Thegamingcharjabug]

Guys let’s petition