What if Vernon Dursley was the main character in Harry Potter

[@destructor3152]

When you're over 30 and finally get your Hogwarts letter.

[@garfoonga1]

Vernons like 50+

[@AaronMeade-gj9pl]

He's a mature student 😂😂

[@nilstoll1457]

Bürokratie at its best, could be in Germany

[@mirceazaharia2094]

*confused but pleased skeleton noises* Better late than never, eh?

[@MiraakUnofficial]

As a german i can totally relate to that. I'm 25 and last month finally got my birth certificate.

[@ottomanwilde4836]

I love how Vernon's wand is a fucking spoon.

[@HeroismShowcaser]

i didnt even realise it untill i read your comment made me crack up haha

[@thatguy8711]

The spoon is just a distraction. The real magic is in his shotgun.

[@maksymilianziele28]

@@thatguy8711 Like in How Should It Ended SPOILER! Snape's death was just an distraction, his true magic was in his gun he used to shoot Voldemort in the head when no one expected it.

[@KlingelTimi.]

It's an ICE CREAM spoon!

[@Specuh]

Like Alakazam from Pokémon.

[@mostawesomeflyer6164]

Imagine how pissed Petunia would be when she finds out her husband is just like her sister, and then he just leaves her off to go the Hogwarts.

[@MajinObama]

Perfect 🛐

[@AxxLAfriku]

i am not a husband

[@my_dude_5742]

Shed be so butthurt lmaoooo bro

[@BlaueFeder]

imagine Harry actually exists, but he is just a normal boy whose parents were killed in a car accident. Now she has to take care of 2 kids while Vernon goes off to Hogwarts...

[@AdmiralDes]

She will explode prbb Or kill herself? 🤔

[@atasmrk2012]

*Harry finds out about Voldemort’s Horcruxes* *Harry, appaled*: “He made HOW many of them??” Vernon: “36, I counted them myself!”

[@vaddix9980]

You just made it even better.

[@dominicchallis2928]

36?! But last year it was 37!

[@GalakStari]

Well y-yes, but some of them are much bigger than last year and-.

[@roccoeinser]

Laughed my bloody ass off 😅😂

[@SirQuantization]

Who is this Appaled character? Is this from a fan-fic or what?

[@scottdavidson5610]

The only person to actually think to bring a gun to voldemort's head

[@Tasorius]

I always think about how Voldemort would have been fine if he didn't think he needed magic to kill an infant... And even after losing his body for doing it he still used magic to try to kill him the second time, as if Harry was protected from a non-magic weapon. Voldemort lost because he was incredibly stupid...

[@Tasorius]

Harry might be even more stupid, because he decided never to kill the Death Eaters he faced, and later they came back and killed people, as he should have known they would. Many deaths could have been avoided if he understood that in a war you need to kill your enemies. Especially in a rare war where the side you are fighting against is very clearly evil.

[@jcrafterz]

​@@Tasorius "Let gravity decide this"

[@timburlingame5893]

Cracked did a series once

[@Maksymilianciukszo]

It’s not America m8😂

[@fjLKA]

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" "Yeah. I'm in my mid-fifties"

[@AaronMeade-gj9pl]

No my doctor did

[@miss-socio-btpe]

LMAOOO

[@ramonrevolt5175]

...Dumbledor asks camely.

[@Ratface0007]

I like the idea of a belligerent middle aged man as the protagonist in a silly fantasy setting like this

[@Frenchielearner]

Then go watch fantastic beasts and where to find them. They've done it already.

[@pedrourbano501]

​​@@FrenchielearnerNewt isn't middle aged and Jacob is a sweetheart, not belligerent.

[@DragonJohn]

"Mom and Dad Save the World" its more SciFi than fantasy but its silly

[@titanmonarch]

A successful idea ever since The Hobbit!

[@sunrisesparkle6363]

Akuyaku Reijō Tensei Oji-san

[@lukek8522]

Vernon berating Voldemort had me in tears 😂

[@carlireland5049]

1:52 I like to believe this part is Vernon reacting to Harry still being alive and Neville killing Nagini.

[@maksymilianziele28]

Everyone makes a look: "Crazier or braver than any wizard present."

[@myowncomputerstuff]

The way he was coming at him with a spoon at the end.

[@maksymilianziele28]

@@myowncomputerstuff Voldemort: "No way he is that brave to challenge me of all people. That muggle garbage must have some secret magical power inside it. I MUST HAVE IT!!!"

[@Sean-d4p]

Justice!! 😂

[@hariseldon02]

Now Ron has to share the dormitory with _two_ grown men...

[@GeorgeMonet]

And they both want to sit on his lap.

[@AxxLAfriku]

i am a very grown man

[@thomassmiththekingbee]

I had to think who the other grown man was when I realised it was Peter Pettigrew

[@miss-socio-btpe]

ugh lol

[@miss-socio-btpe]

@@thomassmiththekingbee SAME

[@sirpixel7945]

The fact that the title has "And The Fine Sunday" implies that all this happened in a single day

[@sjemccabe]

In dream version, of course 😅

[@jesseburgener442]

That's because that's how long Voldemort would have lasted going up against Vernon

[@Donald43]

In my opinion, the best day of the week. Why is that Dudley?

[@patrickjinks]

I always thought the line was 'Finally, Sunday'

[@JDgiggles]

Of course! He's a busy man, those magic people should know that

[@Aerox90]

"He called me a mudblood." - "HAH! 😆"

[@GalakStari]

Hagrid: 😲

[@TrustworthyPrimordialSerpent]

@@GalakStari Mad Hagrid: HAHAHAHAHA 🤣

[@fordprefect5967]

Harry's internal monolog in the books:

[@sirpixel7945]

Is it just me that's hearing things or was that the frog jumping and laughing meme sfx?

[@leonore2573]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@FlippyEveryDay]

Sees dementor Vernon: Shooo

[@lassesgamekanaal]

The only thing that truly works against a dementor

[@alexandersolodovnikov4840]

The most powerful spell of all! 😂

[@jr5925]

Gives it the old one two.

[@MatthewJamesKalasky]

Vernon's so skilled and powerful, that's all he needs to do.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Dementor: *terrified noises*

[@RavenStarMedia]

Honestly, the concept of someone who hates magic ending up growing into saving and protecting that world from its greatest threat is a very heartwarming concept, actually. I'd read/watch a whole AU like this.

[@bombombalu]

Mash Burndead MASHLE is kinda like this.

[@ggt47]

Makes for an interesting character arc.

[@marybrown2723]

Oops your Hogwarts letter has apparently been lost for several decades… owl post office… didn’t have a good system back then… well… it was our first A-B testing, trial and error, ufff.. apologies. Anyway, Mr. Vernon, would you kindly proceed with your Hogwarts studies. No, I’m afraid it’s obligatory, the Ministry of Magic… Yes, there’s a Ministry for this, the Minister himself supervised all the paperwork for such an… extraordinary case, yes, that’s why I urge you to accept this offer.. in a civilised manner… or I will find myself obliged to solicit the utilisation of, well, one of the forbidd… you don’t want to know about it’s consequences. And trust my word, the ministry IS quite determined to take any action necessary to protect its integrity. Yes, Im afraid you don’t have a choice. Welcome to Hogwarts, my friend.

[@williamhanekom9882]

Heck, the idea that he was a wizard but never discovered it until his late adult years is fascinating alone. I would watch the heck out of Vernon reluctantly be given a tour of the wizarding world. XD

[@drillerdev4624]

​@@bombombalu you mean biceps magic ain't magic?

[@whade62000]

Vernon Dursley and the Order of a Second Cup of Coffee

[@AxxLAfriku]

i dont eat coffee

[@Tvaikah]

Tea, you swine.

[@wishingwell12345]

After all Harry's desperate attempts to get hold of the letters from Hogwarts, it turned out they were addressed to Uncle Vernon all along.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Hyper - Based.

[@pedrourbano501]

I think Petunia would be furious, she was so jealous of her sister because Lilly was magical and she wasn't and now, her husband, the most non-magical person she thought she knew is a straight up wizard! She'd probably think the universe has it out for her.

[@MetalDude-s1c]

Uncle Vernon makes an Azkaban of his own in the Dursley basement and Harry’s still shackled up at 25

[@Adam-nw8or]

Walking past the nimbus with no interest 😂

[@grandicellichannel]

Walks by casually with the confidence of a man that is so OP and knows it... 😏

[@AxxLAfriku]

i am faster without IT anyway

[@MtnMania]

@@AxxLAfriku Shut it troll

[@Longshanks1690]

“I’ll not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach me magic tricks!”

[@CapralHarrison]

But if he do it for free then okay i guess

[@seanj6310]

NEVER insult Albus Dumbledore in front 'o ME... 😡😡

[@Didntask14]

DURSLEY!

[@AaronMeade-gj9pl]

It's okay Vernon you get a student discount 😂😂😂

[@Asz-gn6po]

When you complete the game so Vernon becomes a playable character lol

[@Longshanks1690]

RIP Richard Griffiths, you were cheated out of this opportunity. 🙏🏻

[@AxxLAfriku]

he was cute

[@CountCallous]

The Basilisk chasing Vernon is unreasonably funny.

[@ThomasMurphyCosplay]

I agree

[@MetalDude-s1c]

This whole trailer entered me more than any recent movie in the last three years

[@balsasjekloca9308]

​@@MetalDude-s1c😨 I mean, as long as it had your consent, I guess that's fine...

[@domvillarreal01]

agreed

[@carlireland5049]

0:53 I love that the implication that Harry is still a character but Vernon is the protagonist. Although it also made Vernon scolding Voldemort strangely heartwarming.

[@Maxwell4Smash]

Harry is the Neville of the Vernon story

[@fngrlss7923]

I'd love to see both Harry and Vernon receive their letters from Hogwarts at the same day 😂

[@Maxwell4Smash]

@@fngrlss7923 Imagine Vernon keeps destroying and escaping his own letters until they finally just kidnap him and drag him to hogwarts

[@pedrourbano501]

Vernon is like: "You don't get to hurt Harry, that's MY job you hear?!"

[@bjthedjdutchdude1992]

Vernon Dursley and the order of the phoenix. Imagine him with umbridge

[@BC_KOTLC_HP_PJO_GWRL]

A love story for the centuries!

[@spyrosbreath95]

As Umbridge is carried off by the centaurs i can imagine Vernon saying "you're never going back to that school" 😅

[@scottdavidson5610]

Vernon and Filch will be fighting each other for her love

[@BLVCKSCORP]

Wth are these links on every other word

[@Priestesskikyou]

Her, write i shall not tell lies His hand, I'ma tell the whole world bout magic because, i shall not tell lies

[@alexanderfrederick-preece9770]

Vernon being a seeker and yelling “COME ERE!” was an excellent touch.

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

I love the implication that the school (or maybe just Dumbledore) didn't care that Vernon was as old as the teachers, he's being thrown in with the first years. No private tutoring or special seating, dude is learning magic with the kids. Also Harry showing up at one point implies he's still there so Vernon has to go to class with him. lol

[@bcrunch4232]

Yeah, who knows maybe Vernon and Harry will bond and make amends with each other,

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

It's because they're doing diversity inclusions and allowing muggles in as an experiment to see if muggles can learn magic and build a magical core

[@pedrourbano501]

​@@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323I bet 50 galleons that this was Arthur Weasley's idea.

[@siovxsies]

0:11 The implication that he makes friends with Ron just like Harry did is so hilarious to me, imagine him bringing this middle-aged bloke home over the summer 😭

[@realemmcee]

i wonder what colour sweater he got from molly

[@itsleviOanotleviosAH]

"anything from the trolley dears?" "no sir!" the look ron gave vernon got me on the floor help-

[@GregorSamsaStark]

Rita Skeeter rizzing up Vernon Dursley was NOT what I expected 😭

[@TheToysThatWrestle]

Him screaming and running from the basilisk had me in tears. 😂😂😂

[@baxstermarconi3897]

The story we didn't want but the story that we needed

[@insertnameee]

Are we not gonna talk about how well done this is?!

[@suebursztynski2530]

We are! It’s very clever. A pity the actor is gone, he would have enjoyed this.

[@MilouAT]

@@suebursztynski2530Definitely he would!!

[@johnl8634]

When Uncle Vernon walked past the Nimbus 2000. 😂 Idk why, but the thought of Uncle Vernon walking down Diagon Alley like he is just on a normal Sunday stroll is hilarious to me.

[@my_dude_5742]

I like to think he just strolled in and bought it like an adult instead of pining over it in the window, like Harry did (keep in mind that scene originally took place before Harry had his money). Vernon is even in the next scene as seeker, so it makes sense he would just get the best broom. He made the best drills before, and would recognize a good product

[@sazechs_451]

Not just a normal sunday... A FINE SUNDAY

[@HappyGold-95]

Him saying "shoo!" to the Dementor! 😂🤣

[@BrettGibbs-ns8vo]

That had me crying. Best part.🤣😂😭

[@suchomimus9921]

My favorite bit lol

[@Jay-bq1dq]

*Perfection. Someone, please, make it into a fanfiction. I need it so bad.*

[@bluesailormercury]

Our friend ChatGPT can help with that

[@Jay-bq1dq]

@@bluesailormercury YES.

[@DerLucht]

But if anyone DOES write a fanfiction, please give me a kick❤️‍🔥

[@PigmanPV5yt]

I would pay hard earned money to see this become an actual thing

[@matthewlaurence3121]

This works way too well! He displays a high range of emotions and expressiveness. Richard Griffiths (sadly missed) was one of those very English character actors that fitted into whimsical, historical & wholesome shows. Imagine, the most muggle of muggles unwillingly became Hogwarts oldest 1st year admission, and ends up saving the day haphazardly by thinking outside the “wizarding” box. A fish out of water story.

[@pedrourbano501]

Unlike Harry, who embraces it all, he vehemently rejects magic. I could imagine Snape saying something along the lines of: "GET A GRIP DURSELY! You are rejecting magic all the while waving a stick and transforming animals into cups!"

[@AlauraJones]

An absolute masterpiece. The scene cut off when he GRABS for the snitch and the book comes at him from the floor. The freaking shooing away dementors. I am HERE for this. 🤣

[@REAPERthePRUSKIE]

1:56 .... *JUSTICE*

[@hyicrotai9801]

I was looking for that moment

[@retrofilmwork]

proceeds to shoot the fuck outta him

[@DeusSalis]

Based

[@MrBrewskiDrewski]

I almost feel robbed that this never came to fruition.

[@SomeRandomGuy-zw7sf]

the character development for him would either be absolutely immaculate or futile. no in between, just, those 2

[@Leprechaunproduction]

I love the idea of a magical world where the protagonist isn't a pre-teen chosen by fate to save the world, but an out-of-shape middle-aged man who couldn't care less about magic and is the only person who thinks to shoot the main villain with a gun.

[@ashleyeditsandarts]

The name got me dieing 😂😂 "Vernon Dursely and the fine sunday"

[@Fandomlover1987]

😂

[@frostypizzaman1793]

"In my opinion, best day of the week. WHY is that, Dudley?""Because there's no dementors on Sundays." "Right you are, Harry. No dementors on Sundays. HA!".

[@bjthedjdutchdude1992]

Sequel: Vernon Dursley and the japanese golf joke.

[@frostypizzaman1793]

Prequel to that: Vernon Dursley and the Fine Day Sunday. Third one: Vernon and the 9th Hole. Fourth: Vernon Dursley and the Cat.

[@bjthedjdutchdude1992]

@@frostypizzaman1793 too short. Vernon Dursley and the half blood howlers.

[@3333EEEErawr]

*dementor exists* Harry: expecto patronum ❌ Vernon: shoo ✅

[@PrincessMelonRattheThird]

Him shooting Voldemort is the most comedic thing I have ever seen help- 😂😂 edit: oh ma gah this is the most amount of like I have ever had on a comment- thank youuuuu 😊😊

[@hiddendesire3076]

In all fairness, a gun would work too. Hogwarts’ aura affects electronics, but not the mechanisms of a double barrel shotgun.

[@PrincessMelonRattheThird]

@ LOLLL YOURE RIGHTTTT 😭😭😂😂

[@abcdefghij337]

“Parry this, you crackpot old fool.”

[@PrincessMelonRattheThird]

@@abcdefghij337 😭😭😂😂

[@bcrunch4232]

@@hiddendesire3076 Voldemort will never live it down if Vernon killed him,

[@PapaLuge]

There's something so inherently funny about this grown ass man attending Hogwarts as a student 😂

[@bigpunchline]

I really would watch that reboot 😂

[@Mysticinvestigations]

He's the only wizard that was able to make his favorite spoon into a wand. This allows him to continuously eat 24-7 while being ready for magic action.

[@SomeRandomGuy-zw7sf]

reminds me of hagrid and his pink umbrella

[@RedHeart-gt9xr]

And the funny thing is, that’s actually accurate since it’s said in the series that wizards can channel magic through almost anything if they try hard enough XD

[@d0r4t1n]

@@RedHeart-gt9xr Wait a minute. So actually Vernon would be an outstanding magician? I'm crying tears of joy. XD

[@ToadstoolCreates]

0:28 bro really said 🧿👄🧿

[@hallo4411]

the moment when Vernon shot voldemort with a gun😂

[@AndreTheCrab]

He's smarter than every wizard ever.

[@dammitmatt6426]

This world was definitely set after ww2 so they have decent rifles. it always bothered me that no-one bothered to use one. The final battle with voldemort would have been over so quick if they just stuck a sniper in one of the hogwarts towers lol

[@katyarredondo-angeles4510]

Fine day, Sunday.

[@atlas_of_prescottia]

Would've loved to see him cover his ears while encountering Ron's howler!

[@tedduke4616]

"Justice" -The Dursley Who Fought

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Anything off the trolley dears?” “NO SIR!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrettGibbs-ns8vo]

I was crying the whole time.🤣

[@joseph-fernando-piano]

If Richard Griffiths hadn't already been cast as Vernon, he would have unironically made the perfect Slughorn...

[@pedrourbano501]

That's true.

[@damonmlinaric9254]

This was so much funnier than i expected and i clicked on the video so i expected it to be funny

[@Wisdomforyou-t4j]

I love the idea of Dursley shooting Voldemort with a rifle and that way ending it all in seconds.

[@OliversChronicles-e1e]

Vernon: “Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy” Hagrid: *Pours tea*

[@senorperez]

absolute masterpice, hope it gets viral

[@extinctmesozoicerabeast4508]

The “romance” scene in this with Rita Skeeter and Vernon had me rollinggggg😂😂😂

[@BrettGibbs-ns8vo]

Rita:😘 Vernon:🤨 Me:🤣

[@Jack-iu2gl]

We need a Harry Potter spinoff/Parody of some middle aged guy who spent his whole life thinking he's a muggle getting a surprise letter to Hogwarts and bumbling around comedically and using a shotgun on dark wizards, and we need it NOW

[@Wilderness-Will]

This deserves millions of views.

[@TyrellWhitney-h3x]

When you FINALLY get accepted into the university you applied to 30 years ago

[@S.D.323]

Not the hero we deserved but the one we needed

[@SoyPhoenix]

I like how it implies he lived the exact same adventures as Harry despite clearly reacting differently to everything that happened.

[@MelodySnowflakeVA]

Vernon yelling at Voldemort thoough🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@haleyc.3530]

Harry Potter in 40 years when they start running out of ideas for reboots and realizing that editing old footage is cheaper than filming new scenes

[@gksinger2173]

That's last gun shot was crazy 😂😂😂

[@floraspond666]

Not Rita Skeeter being the love interest

[@ImASonicFanEveryOne]

VERNON IS CHEATING ON PETUNIA😂

[@floraspond666]

@ImASonicFanEveryOne and dudley couldn't care less. Two Christmases if they divorce

[@mattthesilent777RED]

Imagine Vernon and Umbridge

[@floraspond666]

@mattthesilent777RED Vernon would be like: finally, a worthy opponent

[@pedrourbano501]

​@@floraspond666I think he would be his main opponent.

[@danielingalls8980]

"Justice", Thy Name Is Vernon🌩 🔥🎉

[@Yizzeli]

This needs to go viral

[@jonquilgemstone]

"He called me a Mudblood" Vernon: *chuckles* Hagrid: Vernon, no

[@zoroproductions1152]

I like to imagine Vernons Bogart being Hagrid breaking into his house and telling : "Youre a wizard, Vernon"

[@pedrourbano501]

When he uses Riddikulus on it Hagrid would turn into his boss saying he's now president of the company he works at.

[@R4STABAN]

Finally, a version worth watching

[@jasonmarin8187]

"There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name."

[@itinerantscientist8502]

2:01 Vernon definitely made Voldemort to rethink his integrity after shooting 12 gauge shotgun shell in him. JUSTICE!

[@noanRUA]

The matched lighting 👏🤌🤌

[@lucasprokopio27]

Hagrid: You're a wizard Vernon!

[@moritztrosin4485]

This.. is art

[@Yizzeli]

0:54 I love the fact that Harry still exists in this universe 😂

[@shamaona9575]

I don't know how you come up with it, but it's fucking genius.

[@isoxhorse4978]

The shotgun was hilarious🤣

[@jacklambert1521]

This video deserve a million views! The editing skills involved here are legendary!

[@faustus8315]

that is a reboot, i would actually addicted to see

[@richard-mai]

Somehow the music is making me relive my childhood, the wonder of a whole new magical world.

[@Natedawg38]

He kills voldermort with a double barrell shotgun 😂 Best movie ever.

[@Stuck_in_my_bedroom-4y3]

Vernon Dursley & the fine Sunday 😂

[@reversalmushroom]

Vernon fucking shooting Voldemort was hilarious.

[@stellarstorytellingclub]

The way he delivers the line "Justice!" with a spoon 😂right on!

[@Matt-j7y1o]

Honestly using a gun on Voldemort... Genius.

[@YBCLover]

I will be laughing at this for a LONG time😂😂😂

[@YBCLover]

I watched it two days ago, then yesterday, then today, and I'm still gasping

[@johnl8634]

I absolutely lost it when Vernon was running from the Basilisk.

[@jaredf6205]

RIP Richard Griffiths, been almost 12 years

[@Tyresaurus]

Who else feels emotional watching this? Vernon’s redemption!

[@ScottVerrand]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen

[@ashleyjames9920]

Whoever made this. It is a work of genius. You deserve a raise

[@supernovaandfootballmaster4528]

That tiny heh and then hagrids face got me laughing

[@niklasuthmann6399]

Vernon berating Voldemort and fighting him with his broken gun is the best thing ive seen in weeks😂

[@KevinEontrainer381]

I love how Vernon uses a gun in the end. This is what if Vernon being 99% muggle but being 1% wizrd means he can see and do what wizards do minus being able to use magic. This is why we dont see Vernon casting a single spell. So he uses his ability of being a 99% muggle aka the ability to use a gun and other muggle knowledge to fight Voldemort. I can really see this as a story of Vernon being an old guy having to restart school at his age starting from year 1 but the little kids are shown to be more magically gifted than him. Yet in the end, Vernon is the one who will be the unexpected savior of the wizarding world. He is well Vernon with his horrible personality but thats what made him an antihero

[@black_mamba6451]

The moment between Vernon and Voldemort with the wand and the shotgun killed me OMG 😂😂

[@Sinbad.1]

Coming out this Sunday. Fine day Sunday.

[@hyicrotai9801]

0:20 🤭 the smile of burning letters arrogantly as well as a toast 😄

[@andrewsebree4333]

"Theres no such thing as magic!" *shoots Voldemort* 🤣🤣

[@evilkingstanley]

I'm actually so fascinated by this concept. Like the letter for Hogwarts is actually addressed to Vernon, and Harry spends the rest of his days under the stairs. It has such potential for redoing the whole series with that concept.