What If You Were Stranded In the Sahara Alone?

[@reelmoxy9621]

"He was so dehydrated he couldn’t bleed" Achievement Unlocked: Immortality

[@Magic_man127]

More like saitama durability

[@Racko.]

*Mission Failed Successfully*

[@rheinhardtgrafvonthiesenha6388]

That’s cause he’s a man. Then you go to the opposite end of the spectrum with chicks. They bleed for like 3 days nonstop and live. How can you trust that?

[@aaryaaa933]

@@rheinhardtgrafvonthiesenha6388 I get your point but watch your language

[@itiso1123]

@@rheinhardtgrafvonthiesenha6388 wdym you get his point This man just pulled out misogony over something that people can't control and don't even want in any %

[@ryanqube9132]

Imagine being so dehydrated to the point where your blood literally won't come out of an open wound.

[@omairrazaakram]

Sounds like me

[@smncoolidfk]

Blood be like: Damn, leaking out is hard, I'mma do it tomorrow

[@RobertReg1]

Lol what!! No, he made little sideways cuts like an emo 13 year old American. Dude is a European who sees himself as high-level, you really think he's gonna dig in with a pocket knife? That was a plea, not an attempt

[@TehMorbidAtheist]

Blood was like: "nah, bruh, I'm good".

[@HaotoAnimeOnPiano]

I've actually been there. I didn't drink water, but soft drinks for a long time. I developed pneumonia & I was close to dying at age 11. The doctor couldn't draw blood from my veins and had to physically beat my arm to get it out lol.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

Guy literally tries to kill himself, can't bleed out because of dehydration, and somehow he's like "you know what, I'm gonna make it out alive no matter what!"

[@InfinityBS]

And he did

[@kevin_dasilva]

if he believes in god, he would certainly interpret that situation as a sign

[@Monthomme23]

This comment has me dying because of how perfectly you worded the situation

[@SoloRenegade]

oddly, there are other survival stories out there where the survivor at one point gave up and or tried to commit suicide, failed to die, and so resolved to live (and did). Human psychology can be strange.

[@SupremeST25]

@@kevin_dasilva i mean really and truly what kind of God would allow anyone to go through something this terrible

[@MZ-dg3er]

Im Morocco . My father was one of those mens who searshed for him. its a miracle that that guy didn't die. Everyone was sure that he will not survive in the sahara. My dad still tell the story of the italian with a lot of emotion...

[@eduardoandrescastilloperer4810]

He was so dehydrated he couldn’t bleed Task failed successfully

[@boooster101]

If it bleeds, I can kill it This guy:

[@mikecustoms]

he became immortal for a bit

[@SaberusTerras]

He became a Fremen.

[@alimurtaza6318]

God be like: its not your time, go back to earth.

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@alimurtaza6318 Maybe God was playing another game with Satan trying to torture him to test his faith.

[@Dale---]

Imagine his wife's reaction when he said he was going to try again.

[@pramodn9077]

Yes, he mentions that he wants to try again. Next day local news: Wife breaks husband's legs permanently.

[@mshk1989]

In her mind she probably went, "you better die for good this time. need that insurance money"

[@karuzo4116]

They divorced. No joke. Also there r people that say mauro prosecco staged the whole thing. Sorry guys.

[@karuzo4116]

@@xstongames4778 Wikipedia

[@xstongames4778]

@@karuzo4116 and about that statement that this is made up?

[@31ll087]

Not only did this man survive the Sahara, but he came back for more. Fucking legend.

[@31ll087]

@@mduis9532 Absolutly

[@alvaro209209]

He is a beast

[@miilotheminer]

It can’t get much worse then last time

[@PeterPing]

@@mduis9532 How about watching the video first before comment?

[@Z3t487]

@@PeterPing Seriously...ikr.

[@igameidoresearchtoo6511]

As a desert born person who regularly visits it I know a couple things here and there about living in the desert, and I wanna say that this man just did something I would consider almost impossible But he still made several mistakes: he walked towards mountains, which are almost always uninhabited, but he got lucky that time. He did not use that damned compass to atleast head west where everyone lives, or at the bare minimum just check to see if he is going south because that's a death sentence, but again, he got lucky. he might have not covered his face with his shirt to protect from the sand, sure, he might have a harder time breathing, but atleast he won't have sand in his lungs. (notice I said might, because I honestly believe he must have covered his face, because he survived 2 sandstorms, and breathing that in means you have tiny shards of glass in your lungs, almost always ends in relatively quick death). He didn't triangulate his position when he reached the mosque, like, bruh, had he known how mosque's are faced when they are built he would have known that the weird bump in one of the walls is to point to mecca, or south east from the sahara, and he could've headed west from there and probably found civilization. And most importantly, he ran without vision, about the equivalent of driving a car blindfolded in a crowded city. Never, NEVER move in any direction in the desert without knowing your approximate location and the direction of the nearest civilization, here in my country people do often get lost in the desert and the first advice anyone remembers when getting lost is to check where the sun rises and sets, from there, approximate the directions and head for your city if you were lost close by. Though he did well in general he did also kind of mess up badly in terms of water. Don't dry out your throat for more than a full day, what he did might have made him die of infection instead of through dehydration, due to throat injuries from sand. Why did he not look for water near plants??!! by far the easiest water supply in the desert, because desert plants tend to form groups or lines, where in the center, several meters below, you are almost guaranteed a water supply, and in the case of lines of plants, just follow them in either direction and look for the "newest" looking plants, or plants with fruit, dig there and you will always find water pour down of the soil into the hole. Also please don't eat unidentified desert fruits. My opinion might be wrong but it's just an opinion and some general common advice I know of.

[@andreast.7675]

I also can't understand, why he was heading south. He knew that her startet in the north and better should go back. Even without compass everyone can distinguish north and south. I'd love to have an explanation for this.

[@igameidoresearchtoo6511]

@@andreast.7675 He might have thought he went _too_ far north, which was the opposite from the truth.

[@patrickhackett7881]

And at night, he could have searched for Polaris and, noting the night sky's rotation direction, travelled west. It's easier to navigate using the stars than using the sun.

[@igameidoresearchtoo6511]

@@patrickhackett7881 Anything really works he just had to use his brain He might have intentionally went south however, I thought about it for a while and he might have known about the fact that the south is full of villages in almost every large oasis but I really doubt that still.

[@Optable]

@@patrickhackett7881Near the equator, Polaris is practically useless. It is on the horizon line, and incredibly hard to spot. With any sort of elevation gain in dunes, mountains, above sea level features, it would be hidden completely. In this location specifically, it would be a few notches up from the horizon line, where the sun sets, so more helpful than useless, but still likely extremely difficult to spot at night nonetheless. South of the Equator, Polaris can never be seen at any time of day, wherever you are. Thus, humans have navigated land and seas for centuries by way of more difficult calculations, using multiple stars in combination with each other, to determine direction. For exact due north, it would take 3 steps to determine, if this Italian guy knew that to begin with. I'm going to assume, everybody that lives most of their life north of the equator, either has no idea the North Star vanishes below this line, and also do not know which correct stars to use to determine direction. Remember that, Next time you're south of the line! (There's a great YT video on this)

[@viovenda8922]

I can't imagine the immense feelings of relief and joy when he found that oasis

[@Narcan885]

I don't understand why he didn't stay there. Granted the Bedouins were close, but he couldn't know that.

[@Erik3E]

@@Narcan885 my reall question is why did he not just use the sun as a compass instead of looking at his compas and then being like "yea well I only see sand so idk.. lol

[@Narcan885]

@@Erik3E My guess is that a compass on its own is pretty usueless if you don't have reference points. You can't just decide "ok i'lll go south-east" out of the blue. A compass doesn't find the road or the destination- it only finds the magnetic north. The rest is up to what you know of where you are in relation to your destination.

[@alexrichardson1226]

@@Narcan885 sun rises in the east and sets in the west so should have just headed to where the sun was setting instead of south

[@Narcan885]

@@alexrichardson1226 Why? It doesn't make sense. Leading east would have lead him further into the sahara desert.

[@Your_Mossad_Handler]

I still can’t believe anyone ever wanted to do this race. I feel thirsty just watching this

[@hsblw_6]

More unbelievable was the fact that after everything that happened the freaking dude went back to it again!!! Some people really dont care

[@KashMoneyZack]

Ain’t shit else to do 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@thesilentassassin1167]

@@hsblw_6 some people are just built different

[@fryhyh]

When i watched it when it came out there was a heatwave in my area. How convenient

[@ketchup143]

@@hsblw_6 his resilience inspires me and makes me proud for humanity.

[@CA-bw9vw]

Sahara: *has regular sand storms that cut you up like razors inside and out* Man: ok who's up for a race here

[@scyans7797]

All might dies in the manga

[@judegd7004]

That’s just and exaggeration.. i live in riyadh(Saudi Arabia) and sand storms is something very usual, we got bored of it.. they sometimes look dark and scary and you can’t see anything .. you feel like it’s the end of the world and sometimes look like fog but its actually dust. But it’s never a big deal unless you got asthma.

[@yesthisismyname9977]

@@judegd7004 The Sahara is different

[@marksnow8838]

Bruh, the sands are smooth and rounded over millennia due to constant wind blowing them around and rubbing against each other abrasively. This guy somehow associates moon dust where there is no weather phenomena to wear and smooth out the dust/particles to sand on earth, well I guess clickbaits are necessary.

[@yesthisismyname9977]

@@marksnow8838 well if you’ve already clicked on the video, there’s no need for click bait

[@y2k21]

Fun Fact: The Tuareg who are experts at travelling this dessert call the Sahara the land of fear. The ones brave enough to make the journey have a lot of respect in their culture.

[@gatortime8368]

Mauro was lucky he found those guys instead of some other tribe who might've killed and eaten him or sold him off to somebody else.

[@flashlife8256]

not only did he survive for 9 days, he survived after running multiple marathons.

[@Narcan885]

Yeah, that's the cruel, ironic part: when he lost the track he kept running for 8 hours. Then he rested, woke up and ran for other 4 hours before realizing he was running into the desert. 12 hours of running while he was already lost.

[@danh4435]

Um it's called preparing before hand and that's not really surviving. Surviving is getting lost and the. Surviving.

[@flashlife8256]

@@danh4435 did you not watch the video? Dude got so lost he ended up in a whole other country.

[@danh4435]

@@flashlife8256 lol video of him getting lost?😂 show me

[@flashlife8256]

@@danh4435 oh, so your point is that you don't believe the story. Lol ok good luck with that.

[@djunior874]

Mario Prosperi: *cuts wrists* His body: "No."

[@xrup6336]

mauro*

[@adriano2659]

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[@glitchyikes]

Feels like a printer refusing to print black and white when it is low on cyan

[@maxk4471]

also his body: fuck you

[@sungvin]

Daga Kotowaru

[@iamv0id202]

"He was so dehydrated he couldn’t bleed" Going by the rules of "if it can bleed, you can kill it" he is immortal.

[@Byronic19134]

Also qualifies under the, "drinking bats blood when thirsty," rules.

[@raziasultana5222]

Woah underrated.

[@p3xlastname964]

Technically he has worked his body to immortality.... but due to the natural biology of the human body he had to sucomb to liquids to survive.. if he had of just ate sand and polyester from his bag then he would theoretically be immortal. Poor Mario

[@aleisterlavey9716]

You don't know the cooking skills of my Mother in Law. She can kill anything and anyone she cooks or cook for...

[@anothermountainsrock135]

like the Buddhist monks +who only ate pine needles and slowly became mummies. Some claim they lived for hundreds of years!

[@mrcatfish2100]

My goodness, this is an incredible story. One that tests human limitations.

[@ogaansho]

Did you know that Sahara means in Arabic Desert , when you say Sahara desert it's like saying " Desert Desert " - thanks RealLifelore

[@xy6845]

It is the ultimate desert, considering its vastness at least.

[@joaquincardonaruiz2481]

This is the case for MANY deserts, forests, rivers, mountains, and other natural features

[@D3SUPREMACY]

Just like saying Timor Leste as 'East East'

[@LocalDeepstateAgent]

But thats its name so saying Sahara Desert is correct. Just like saying panzer tanks isnt wrong. Because the german designation for most of their early tanks was panzer or more commonly known Pz.

[@loz9753]

Interesting.

[@christinakinch]

The fact that he didn't let that terrifying, near death experience stop him from continuing his passion, he's a strong, admirable legend of a man.

[@BritneyHIAM]

no he's just stupid

[@stretopovermind9680]

At this point it is less like heroism and more like crippling addiction. Alcoholics too have "near death experiences" and too fail to learn from them.

[@noobpatata3082]

@@stretopovermind9680 he isn't an alcoholic though, how did he won an olympic gold then?

[@manne8575]

@@BritneyHIAM No he's not, he's simply not letting that one horrible experience ruin his passion, and that is awesome. People like you trying to put others down for being brave are the problem. Get lost.

[@stretopovermind9680]

@@noobpatata3082 Do you understand the meaning of the word "analogy"?

[@Recraw7]

Surviving in the Sahara would be extremely hard alone; Thankfully, you can learn how to be a more sufficient survivalist than ever with skillshare.

[@memesflowi]

lmaooooo

[@AverageDoomer69]

They always catch us off guard with them ads .

[@anton_c8gur]

lolololol

[@MrAmhara]

Meanwhile millions of Africans live in and transverse the Sahara.

[@enasosa1612]

What about being stranded alone in the middle of the Great Amazon rainforest

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

i cannot imagine the joy and relief he felt when he saw those tents in the distance

[@radioiwacu]

Me too 😢

[@gatortime8368]

Personally, I would've been relieved but also kinda skeptical because what if these tribal people were aggressive and wanted to kill me on sight.

[@DesetiTravnja]

@@gatortime8368 Its not the amazon cannibal tribes, even if they were he would die anyways, it was his only chance

[@Roxstarss]

they should honestly make a movie about this

[@tyharris9994]

Check out " The Way Back."

[@andrebubbles1493]

@@tyharris9994 isn't that based on an autobiographical novel, and later people found out the author made most of it up?

[@tyharris9994]

@@andrebubbles1493 I have no idea. Ed Harris and Colin Farrell were in it. I was under the impression that some or most of it was true, but had not heard about it later having been deemed false or mostly false.

[@hamstercatgaming]

ikr

[@phoneix24886]

@@tyharris9994 The way back is not about this. It was about a real life incident where a group of prisoners escaped Gulag prison, Siberia, then crossed Russia, Mongolia, Gobi Desert, China, Nepal and finally came to Darjeeling India. It is a true story and I know it because Darjeeling is in West bengal, India, and I come from Kolkata, the capital city of Bengal.

[@toddles9]

'He finally stumbled upon a miracle' Fresh goat droppings.

[@A.Dash30]

We have a saying by an ancient arab wise man from pre-Islamic era. It says "The dung indicates a camel and the footprint indicates a human walking" I guess that was quite literal for that poor man.

[@A.Dash30]

The second half of his quote is "Sky with constellations, land with vallies and seas with waves sure indicate the presence of the ever hearing and ever seeing (this phrase in arabic is poetic indiaction of God)"

[@shyamshivakumar1940]

When u get stuck in such a situation, anything which is part of life will surely be considered a miracle my friend...

[@cocomunga]

Delicious and nutritious

[@nickyblue4866]

@@cocomunga 🐐 💩 😋

[@DMVPlanespotter]

Wendover prod be like: The insane logistics of escaping from the Sahara desert

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Polymatter be like : how China is trying to control sahara desert

[@anameisntenough]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@staebs]

First: find plane Second: fly plane out of desert Third: talk about economics of flying planes in deserts

[@Tickingclock64]

So true!

[@themessageman2463]

Almost as crazy as him being that guy from half as interesting

[@AJGeeTV]

This is an incredible story and I was on edge watching this video. I love endurance/survival stories and this is one of the best. Thanks for the video...

[@axilleas]

Drinking the bats’ blood must be the greatest uno reverse card towards vampires ever.

[@sinjinreed2091]

I’m surprised he didn’t get rabies from doing that.

[@auroraourania7161]

@@sinjinreed2091 While bats act as reservoirs for disease, the majority of bats don't have rabies, and ones living in such a tiny colony are unlikely to have it. The reason why bats often get diseases is partially since many species live in massive colonies.

[@fabio5286]

@@auroraourania7161 like us

[@flydragon7256]

C V (read vertical) O I R R O U N S A

[@headcrabgamingquality]

@@flydragon7256 cv oi rr ou ns a

[@levifontaine8186]

Being an Olympic athlete was definitely an advantage for him lol

[@gonzaloenrique8741]

Being an Olympic athlete is always an advantage

[@jakinchan3432]

Having an advantage definitely made him an Olympic athlete.

[@c.w.k.n.5117]

@@jakinchan3432 Ahh!! I see what you did there.

[@Raphie009]

@@jakinchan3432 This is the real perspective many don't realize.

[@Baconcatboy]

40 kilometers is what I run for a 5 day week and he only does it in a day!

[@sk.fahim7]

Nobody: Someone in 1986: "You know what this huge ass desert need?" "What?" "A f*cking marathon race track!! That's what!"

[@burnem2166]

damn I'm died 😴

[@Racko.]

I laughed at this harder than I should

[@deepv3.12]

That's brilliant.

[@sairamsriram]

It is always white boys that come up with ish like this. Brown boys like me just want to go watch a movie and eat in a restaurant.

[@DAK4Blizzard]

_Trees?_ No. _Solar panels?_ No. _Shade of any kind?_ No. *_Sarcastically_*_ A marathon race?_ I was going to say sand, but actually let's do 6 marathon races. _What?_ Begin! *Fires pistol*

[@mashleymorgan]

I watched this video several months ago and now I decided to watch it again and KZbin welcomes me with a request to confirm an age-restriction for “Suicide & self-harm”.

[@janwas_here]

same.

[@NorthRoyalton]

Yeah but makes sense

[@Cats72901]

Imagine having a good chance of dying, being in one of the worst situations a human can experience, but you continue because you don’t want to fall behind in a race...

[@DigGil3]

Human civilization in a nutshell

[@henrywilliams3197]

@@DigGil3 and that’s why today you can hold a phone in your hands.

[@howardbaxter2514]

To be fair, he may have been buried alive by the sandstorm had he stopped.

[@rajvirsangha6430]

@@howardbaxter2514 he can simple come back and forth to the same position in order to avoid getting buried and getting lost of race track at the same time, ya he would get behind the race, but still he would not have to experience that worst days.

[@tonghale163]

Rajvir Sangha how can you know where you left off after 8 hours of a major sandstorm though

[@johnmessay7616]

Him: "Writes SOS and burns his bag to survive" Nature: No

[@aaronpearson1744]

Him: **cuts wrists to die** Nature: Also no

[@0xssff]

Nature: "you're here to suffer" maybe we are living in hell after all..

[@sealevel5961]

Shrine goddess: You have spilled blood on holy soil I will deny you the mercy of death.

[@sereneseries]

Him: Finds human being and runs after her Little Girl: No

[@blacklabel130]

Nature :its too easy you think life is a joke...

[@UncleLumbago1899]

Prosperi: Attempts to commit suicide Death: NO! You have a race to finish.

[@xy6845]

It must be like experiencing a miracle... resurrection from the dead.

[@halfaspolish]

*race will not allow cheating*

[@wizdomtrust1596]

Plot Twist: Death bet money on Prosperi.

[@Roborosky15]

Why did i get emotional over this

[@dimitrescu182]

The living are not done with you yet

[@haarrison]

this nearly made me cry. just imagining that desperation is impossible unless you’ve been in that situation.

[@101Phase]

Dear Anakin Skywalker: THIS is a valid reason to hate sand...

[@biohazard724]

Considering he's from a desert planet with two suns I'm pretty sure this is exactly what he was talking about.

[@EAWanderer]

😂😂😂, at least the sand people were more hospitable that 1 time

[@blue3ights616]

yep, agreed.

[@TheRubberMatch]

Hello Courier

[@mrllamallama4]

It's corse and cold, and it gets everywhere

[@markaldrinabegonia]

Imagine being lost in Sahara for over a week and then suddenly discovering presence of human such as foot prints. Man that would be the most hopeful time you'll had.

[@durendenmp812]

And then the first human you find runs away from you lol

[@neonlight1214]

Cant run away when she leaves foot prints behind

[@titaniumsalmon3238]

I’d imagine he would have cried from happiness if he wasn’t so dehydrated

[@tomx641]

These days you would just take a location beacon and/or satellite phone with you. They are quite cheap, widely used by extreme adventurers.

[@tomx641]

Garmin InReach Mini, 100g, satellite comms, emergency SOS, weather forecast, SMS, location beacon $350. You can bet every serious extreme athlete has one or something similar.

[@CursedPR]

The part of finding the Oasis and not being able to drink it must have been one of the worst tortures you could feel.

[@Postoronniy]

The torment of Tantalus.

[@Pusfilth]

@@Postoronniy tantalising

[@solascriptura-e7t]

At work, this past Friday, a coworker reminded me of the episode of Twilight Zone: when a man wanted to be alone with his books; only to accidently break his only pair of reading glasses.

[@_dell3888]

@@solascriptura-e7t omg I remember that one! it was so sad. He was the last one on the planet, only with his books... then his glasses dropped.

[@omartheOni]

@@solascriptura-e7t I remember watching that in class. Poor guy even made dates for when he’d read each book.

[@katherinenagel7508]

Absolutely amazing! But I am curious why he didn't go west by following the sun? Knowing that if he went east he would have went further and further into the Sahara, and if south would have also gone further into the Sahara. If he went west he would probably would have found a village of some sort earlier on. But either way this is an amazing story

[@badnews2222]

Its not as easy as that. To the west is pretty baron and to add to it its close to the Morocco western sahara border which is contentious

[@guyrandom7011]

the sun barely ever rises and sets dead east and dead west

[@ittohere]

Even going south or east would be better than going south-west and avoiding all the roads. One look at the map and you know that there is a lot of things north and west, but nothing in other directions. Probably worst possible navigation and it's lucky that he found these things instead of nothing.

[@sackettfamily4685]

heat messes with decision making and probably had a big influence on that

[@i.am.heather]

@@sackettfamily4685 heat and also dehydration will seriously construe one’s decision making capability - there’s a reason cartoon characters hallucinate while lost in the desert.

[@TehMorbidAtheist]

This video is a massive spoiler for the future Hollywood movie.

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

If you think about it, it being made into a Hollywood movie is a massive spoiler.

[@ulverup]

They had 37 years to make it.

[@MaxHumphreysMaxHumphreys]

Life of Pi 2: Stranded in the Sahara

[@itsvmmc]

Hopefully they won't make it lol

[@listerofsmeg884]

If you have ever played Uncharted 3, this is a great reason why that game's story becomes too far fetched.

[@empirestate8791]

Just imagine how lucky he was to find that shrine. If it were not for that bat colony, he would have died of dehydration or starvation!

[@jhameer7889]

Take heed because his story was fabricated “Don’t listen to Mr. Prosperi, his story is a fabrication. He will have you believe he is Superman. It is physiologically impossible for a man to travel more than 200 kilometers in the desert without water. This is a supernatural act. It’s possible that he got genuinely lost for a few days. But all the rest rings false. We believe that early on he was picked up by someone. And then he decided to hide out for a while.[10] “He thought he could make a killing out of this if he prolonged his ordeal. He thought he could sell his story to the tabloids. He aspired to be the star of his own movie.” -Patrick Bauer on Men’s Journal

[@DarkPortall]

@@jhameer7889 how would he have found out where he got lost anyway?

[@bu3adel944]

He ate a bat and didnt get corona

[@ridhamraswanta6373]

@@jhameer7889 lol

[@scintillam_dei]

@@jhameer7889 It's very fishy.

[@sevenaries]

This has to be the definition of built different

[@snickle1980]

True. Bill Dipperly of the Sahara. Hell of a Title. 😐

[@jakepasser2232]

Fr this dude really saw a sandstorm and said fuck it imma run 8 miles

[@TheRubberMatch]

For real bro🤣 you have to be built different to even attempt this race in the first place , he’s built different from those built different

[@dandindon4421]

He gave up his intelligence stat and put them all into endurance.

[@dangdrjay3011]

@@snickle1980 PepeJAM

[@kevinbolds7903]

This is hands down the saddest lost story. The fact that if he died and was buried under sand his wife wouldn’t know where he is and wouldn’t receive any financial help for 10 years is insane and truly sad to think about it.

[@thunderfox9358]

I have read the book by Prosperi (I’m italian) and one important piece of information he mentions in the book is that during the first sandstorm his compass broke but he didn’t realize that. That’s why he ended up being a lot more to the south, he was actually trying to navigate to the north to Morocco.

[@terrapinalive6192]

Gracias..eso explica muchas cosas

[@hobyoprincess]

I was wondering the entire video as to why he didn't use his compass to travel towards the north. That makes sense.

[@christophera.6627]

This is why knowing astronomy help you ti orient yourself without a compass

[@LordHeadcheez]

@@christophera.6627 It's extremely important to learn to read where the sun is at your latitude & time of year. It can save your life without a compass!

[@ashwynludher8811]

Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Determine the direction of the rising or setting sun and you can orient yourself north or south.

[@MitoraNameisTaken]

Death wanted him to complete the race so bad he literally refused to take Prosperi's life and ignore his work.

[@lordsiomai]

what a fan amirite?

[@Mormielo]

The slacker.

[@TechyBen]

He was like "I'll race you and if I win" and Death was like "nope, I'm out, no chance!"

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

*Prosperi eats a bat* Covid-19: I allow you to live. My time has not yet come.

[@antonioklaic4839]

Imagine an alternate reality where he was Patient Zero Surviving the Sahara only to start a global pandemic

[@kostam.1113]

Imagine alternate reality where Covid actually came from a bat

[@soonlytaing1708]

The worst you can get is Ebola.

[@doggoau]

@@soonlytaing1708 and maybe hiv

[@JAYfromTHEworld]

@@kostam.1113 That was a good one True though

[@siddharthabiswas2147]

This was very well narrated, thanks!

[@asterozoan]

My Dad had a saying about this exact situation: "If you're lost in the desert and you don't know what to do, Put your fingers in your ears and sing 'arinky-dinky-doo'" Which was his light hearted way of saying "You're fucked so it doesn't matter what you do"

[@surajk8050]

They had us in the first half ngl

[@chozer1]

well you can go for the mountains

[@kernelist1]

eh, when did he said that? afyer he drop you at the desert or at home before you're leaving to the desert?

[@jimmyshrimbe9361]

Give up hope. Great advice....

[@ericcartman5552]

@@jimmyshrimbe9361 Ever heard of a joke?

[@turbog7785]

A movie should be made about this event just to highlight the bravery and willingness of this man to survive all those near death situations.

[@wanderer10k]

Is it bravery though?

[@call_Arapy]

I don't think it's bravery, it's just pure determination Unintended reference to Undertale

[@liorbur]

@@call_Arapy undertale moment

[@AhimtarHoN]

Episode 5 Lost in the Desert, of the 2019 Netflix series Losers and National Geographic Channel's documentary Expeditions To The Edge: Sahara Nightmare

[@mariakelly1059]

Sort of a desert verison of the Robert Redford movie All Is Lost (cheery power of positive thinking title, isn't it?)

[@DLXRY2]

The fact that he went back to compete and finish the race is so amazing

[@boooster101]

It's insane. After such an ordeal man would need some intense therapy let alone go on with what they were doing before.

[@NFamousChad]

@@boooster101 ichihbh

[@z.b.8168]

take that ratio

[@jasonvictoriano9676]

@@z.b.8168 eat this counter ratio

[@jojo.s_bekaar_adventures]

Not amazing but it's fucking stupid Why do people even do stuff like this

[@andrewc1199]

That is one of the greatest survival stories I’ve ever heard.

[@adityachk2002]

He only survived because he was a fit person capable of such endurance. Being fit always helps. He was an amazing runner

[@PakaBubi]

I have nothing to be afraid of so. Im unfit thus wont get myself into such ordeal lol

[@xy6845]

I'm sure his mental strength was also a major contributing factor. Aside from this law in Italy. Even though he went in completely opposite directions from where he's been supposed to go and wanted to commit suicide in the process he still made it through skill and incredible luck. But all the craftsmanship and luck in the world couldn't buy you the mind to overcome death like this.

[@apacheattackhelicopter8778]

@@xy6845 well his stupidity to not stay put in a sandstorm, in which I am sure they were told what to do, caused all this.

[@mrangus703games]

@@PakaBubi you'll just have to be very appreciative of your bubble while you have it then

[@jonas-iq2do]

if he wasn't a fit person capable of such endurance, he would've never been in the race in the first place

[@ZARONUS]

Ultimate Respect for this man for surviving the impossible.

[@hershy1594]

Brain: Just let me bleed out. Body: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

[@user-vx6te7ow5i]

That happened because of skillshare :D

[@moratico07]

What an amazing story! I got genuinely exited with each detail. Please do more of these narrations. I enjoyed it very much! Just shared it with some friends that also do marathons.

[@david0337]

"For the record, the Sahara desert is larger than 25 Toyota Corollas!"

[@ariel9490]

@Tara Dactyle More like 250,000,000

[@frankleanez8829]

@Tara Dactyle More like... this isn't funny anymore

[@isyraqfirdaus5322]

@@frankleanez8829 More like... this was never supposed to be funny

[@topgoers]

@@isyraqfirdaus5322 More like... i found this funny anyway

[@sami3231]

The length of the Sahara desert: 4800 km (according to Wikipedia) The length of a Toyota Corolla: 4.53 m (according to google) therefore The length of the Sahara desert is approximately one million Toyota Corollas.

[@dusanpavlovic5891]

This man went through literal hell, survived a suicide attempt, got his health severely damaged, not even to mention the psychological trauma he must have faced, and after all that went back and did the marathon again years later. That level of dedication is amazing, to say the least.

[@dr.pastrami5272]

Its not dedication. Its passion. Genuine passion. When you love what you do, you don't stop doing it. Its what makes us human.

[@donalain69]

@@dr.pastrami5272 i was walking trough the sahara for 1 month when i was 18.. and it enjoyed it. wouldnt call it hell.

[@KingRycon]

There is literal tribes spread all across the arabian deserts in the sahara or arabian peninsula and have been living there for thousands of year, an arabian is way less likely to die in a desert when compared to others.

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

Damn… Italy’s 10 year missing person declaration law really saved his life.

[@akramdogha3778]

that shows how much he would go for his wife

[@Racko.]

Italiens after this video: *Mission successful once again after Euro2021*

[@KnitterX]

I'd say it's quite the opposite. It made him attempt suicide.

[@ginaromo1536]

"Pee pee poo poo"

[@arxalier2956]

@@KnitterX Exactly

[@donotaskmemyname3902]

Stories like this one were very common in Algeria before communication technology has developed. You can make heartbreaking movies of survival or fatal endings of these stories. When strong wind storms blow up they change the area geography and sand dunes mountains get displaced. Someone wouldn't recognize the area where he is. Also you can walk for days to end up in the same area where you started after making a circle of dozens of km in diameter. This happens because walking in the desert takes the form of a circle due to lack of landmarks to guide you and the difference between a right and left foot step length.

[@ugniuszavadskis9658]

When he tryied to kill himself and failed he was like: Dying sucks lets live

[@SlicingShortz]

Dad??

[@perseusarkouda]

A friend of mine went home at night and heard someone calling for help and rushed to check. He found a neighbour hanged and tried to release him. The man died but my friend told me had changed his mind. Unfortunately it was too late. Suicide is never the answer.

[@JP-xd6fm]

@@perseusarkouda not never. If you have a mortal degenarive disease and you know for sure you will become a vegetable or with a lot of pain for months I rather to speed up the process.

[@JP-xd6fm]

@@farahlajeennoural-deen4599 And that's why ladies and gentleman I don't believe in god... . btw I would not even fight in a real war, I'm not a soldier and I don't want to be I want to take my own decisions so if someone wants to decide when is the time to die, for me is fine, we didn't had the chance to choose to live is it?

[@ahnaftahmidshoccho9567]

@Adolf Hitler AHH..... Hello plz don't start ww3

[@danchen8647]

What a man. Walked over 180 miles in the desert and ended up in completely different country. survived with sheer will and determination. Also.. Not the best with directions

[@itftcomputers]

In regards to directions, you can ONLY navigate using the SUN and the STARS really, as anywhere you look will look the same, but yeah, it seems he was heading south, even though he started up north. It's not that difficult to understand where the north is really, just by looking at the Sun or the stars.

[@danchen8647]

@@itftcomputers bruh. He had a compass

[@itftcomputers]

@@danchen8647 It was broken because of the sandstorm... so pretty much useless then.

[@masterofpuppets5072]

I bet you get lost in your own house

[@GunsNGames1]

@@masterofpuppets5072 lmao

[@butterscotch_695]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

[@brianu451]

Should be top comment.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Prosperi: I know right

[@noel6454]

I see, youre a man of culture.

[@yaven8338]

I know this is probably Skywalker because of another comment

[@j4yd34d5]

@@noel6454 I am merely a beast, devoid of such divine knowledge. Please, culture me kind sir.

[@MichaelIhde69]

This in an incredible story. That book is probably insanely beautiful. I’m very glad that man survived, and I hope his story inspires others to learn about water availability in Africa and other places, suicide awareness, survival skills, and sheer human perseverance and courage.

[@shapesnatch1341]

This is a story that shows how durable the human body and spirit truely is

[@yassin8036]

A very well trained and prepared body tho

[@pvic6959]

and only if you _TRULY_ want to succeed. I would have 100% died o the first day. this man is infinitely stronger than I could ever be

[@adudeontheinterweb6571]

that's just life in general

[@lovepeace3849]

Ya

[@MrMinevision1]

@@pvic6959 No. You have it in you. We all do.

[@cocomunga]

This race sounds like a horrible idea. I totally understand the thrill of running in such a place. Seriously though this could happen to anybody even with better flares.

[@TheTrueVirus22]

I mean people know the risk. Some people like to jump out of planes or from high mountains just for the thrill and there is also a fair chance of them dying. There are motorsport events like the Isle of man TT where nearly each race somebody dies. Sure some things are riskier than others but the fact is most sports come with the risk of injury or death and i think this one, while still dangerous, isn't even that bad.

[@AtreVire]

So is climbing Mt. Everest or flying a paramotor or using wingsuits. People chase thrills to make life worth living

[@TheGeenat]

Fuck flares. Why aren’t these people mandated to wear gps tracking??

[@vaikax5485]

It's people we all do way more dumb thing then just this all for a sake of thrill..

[@AtreVire]

@@sweetembrace6706 i figured that was a given. Poor people, or even people working from paycheck to paycheck dont fly to Morocco to run through the desert for 6 days.

[@harveytheparaglidingchaser7039]

The guys living there are awesome. 40 years ago we were driving on a dirt track in the Sahara towards Niamey and picked up a hitchhiker. After a couple of hours and about 80 miles he said he needed to get off there, a featureless desert of rock and sand. He walked off into the desert and we just looked at each other in disbelief

[@chrisgould101]

Later man see u on the flipside

[@Hopscotchlemonadespritz]

What looked to you like a series of nondescript sand dunes was maybe to them as familiar as your corner store or local bus stop, no more exotic than your friend's apartment across town

[@flowerflower-mo6oc]

Mb u picked up another creature disguising as a human these stories are so common in sahara ask the locals ull hear crazy stories

[@albertoaguilar9773]

Travelling the Sahara has to be some extreme travelling, any advice you have?

[@ufc_fan]

@@Hopscotchlemonadespritz for real just what I was thinking lol

[@adamh2900]

Being stranded in the Sahara for two weeks and making it out alive is almost as much of an achievement as making it to the Wetherspoons bogs and back and living to tell the tale 🍻🇬🇧

[@Jasper_HD]

Wtf British

[@deen_771]

as a british person, wtf does this mean😭

[@somuchbs6008]

@JasperHD know the place in lord of the rings? Where the bodies floats around and Frodo falls in just to be saved by Gollum? That’s the place he’s talking about.

[@heitkilian]

Hollywood producers: "Write that down, write that down!"

[@MrCaptainTea]

@Low Tier God who ?

[@robsonwilianwinchester9726]

Well probably they yet don't know this story . Maybe in future we will can watch internatioly this American very American movie.only the guy in the real story are Italian that probably never speak English ever but we know and always love accurate Hollywood movies 😂😂😂

[@xy6845]

It's a book. No need to write down anything 😸

[@deirdregibbons5609]

Actually his story was one of the episodes on the Netflix series "Losers." It is an inspirational series about athletes who experienced defeat or tragedy but turned their experience into inspiration and something positive.

[@MichaelSmith-on1ig]

Grandpas be like: back in the day that was my way to school

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

Grandpa's grandpa be like:

[@Hyper76400]

@@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D- Asian dad be like:

[@bu3adel944]

Tuaregs be like .. yeah nice story

[@Pyxis10]

Back in my day, I had to hike 4000 miles through burning sand dunes just to get to the store! You kids these days and your uber eats, and your cars, and your youtube and......

[@sidm7779]

🤣🤣

[@ali-4707]

This reminds me when SpongeBob tried to deliver the KrustyKrab pizza.

[@Tyler-ce3um]

Imagine if it just played Darude - Sandstorm every time a sandstorm came up Edit: jeez I left this comment for a couple of hours and came back to over 500 likes. Wow.

[@laboheme8734]

i don't want to

[@EvilNeonETC]

Why is techno music playing, progresively getting louder..? 👀

[@CaptainWwowW]

He says in the book that's what happened

[@JosephJohnson-gu5fw]

I was there. It happened

[@Spenceycat123]

Why did that automatically start playing in my head lol

[@turnerfore930]

“ He killed the bats to drink there blood” how the turntables

[@endiplays]

Their

[@MrSilverMo]

isn't it how the tables have turned?

[@mog5397]

@Jordie Jordan what

[@yadajoku]

@@MrSilverMo reference to the office

[@puertoriqueno24]

How the tables turn Not How the turntables

[@astronics]

A miracle- *fresh goat droppings....*

[@ridinglikearussian5945]

He is so desperate that he can't afford to care what biological material he stumbles upon

[@chrisallen9509]

I really thought he was gonna pick through them to find berries and seeds and eat them

[@Θανάσης-κ2γ]

I would eat the goat droppings

[@alminzukic5740]

@@Θανάσης-κ2γ instead of deducting that there are goats there and probably humans yall wou just eat shit, built different.

[@HideorEscape]

@@Θανάσης-κ2γ You would eat the goat poop? Lol

[@ruochenwang97]

something about this reallifelore video hits different. i was on the edge of my seat the entire time. one of the wildest stories i ever heard.

[@TheHigherSpace]

When he said "He stumbled upon a miracle" I thought he was gonna say he found a Toyota Corolla in the Sahara and got home

[@cana0]

A supra*

[@Mark-Wilson]

@@cana0 no a toyota corolla

[@cana0]

@@Mark-Wilson nono, the supre is the best light tank in the world, search Supra Warthunder

[@alexanderm.635]

@@cana0 no, a Toyota Corolla is an inside joke on this channel, you don't get it

[@cana0]

@@alexanderm.635 Supra is an inside joke of a lot of games so i suppose everyone gets what he gets

[@Kxtorr]

So this is what our parents had to do to get through school 👀

[@thetexan1011]

@Low Tier God wha- what? Who? Why?

[@MrCaptainTea]

@Low Tier God ?

[@bobyg6365]

Id say, leave the jokes for later, let's give this man respect rn

[@Waterbug1591]

Why doesn't Elon Musk want to terraform these deserts into habitable zones? It's like a huge waste of Earth's available land don't you think?

[@Bob-Sacamano]

@@Waterbug1591 No it isn't. Without the Sahara there would be no Amazon rainforest.

[@ОлегКозлов-ю9т]

Let me just point out that in what he thought of as his last moments, he was worrying about his wife's wellness. I hope everyone gets to find such love

[@darko714]

Elite athlete. Incredible training regimen. Excellent preparation. If anyone had a chance of survival in such a hostile environment, it would be this dude.

[@TheRetirednavy92]

Old saying back in Ancient Rome. "follow the trail of bones, when you lose that trailer, you are truly lost."

[@presidentburnell5224]

Terrible quote, I got lost trying to do that and almost got chewed on by the nile crocodile.

[@jammyjam123]

Following the trail of bones is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,what if it leads you to a lions den

[@uwillnevahno6837]

@@jammyjam123 if you're hunting a lion then that's a dumb lion....

[@gamezkiller20t59]

We all know the real reason why he’s still alive because of using skill share.

[@zen1ys160]

🤣

[@RodneyVelasco86]

🤣

[@tomatosan2591]

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[@surendersingh305]

Rofl 🤣

[@TLG777_YT]

@@tomatosan2591 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@qousaikanaan9516]

Me watching this while eating: "oh that's bad"

[@FurnitureFan]

Ngl, I paused to add ice to my drink.

[@thefbiman2116]

The unimaginable rage he must have felt when the sandstorm hit the minute he was about to be rescued, and not even going out on your own terms worked

[@davidg1612]

What a story. The courage he displayed after initially giving up is truly inspirational. I can't believe I'd never heard it before. I see an epic movie story there.

[@alexrydin]

There’s also an ultramarathon in Death Valley. People are silly.

[@danielfay8963]

Death valley is not even close to the Sahara. A search could easily cover the whole thing within the time it would take to die of dehydration

[@AquaDragon-kc9fh]

@@danielfay8963 this. Death Valley sounds really bad because of well. DEATH! but you have too remember the Sahara is the size of the continental United states.

[@Pulang_Diwa]

"People are silly" is the understatement of the millenium.

[@masonnix9566]

@@AquaDragon-kc9fh It's even bigger then the US didnt you even watch the video.

[@z.b.8168]

get ratioed

[@サンゴ礁Scleractinian]

This is so hardcore. I can't even imagine how much willpower is required to get through this ordeal. Incredible.

[@starstudio8402]

@Low Tier God anakin dies

[@dcul8812]

Enough willpower to sell some books I bet

[@xy6845]

@@dcul8812 Are you being ironic or just stupid

[@Daniel-nt5uc]

This is a good location for shooting dystopian movies like “DUNE”

[@voosum]

the sudden urge to survive after attempting suicide must've been small amount of euphoria. Makes me smile and cry

[@robkatzberg38]

Is there a film about this? This story is so extremely powerful and really deserves to be made into a legitimate big-budget film. I’m thinking 127 Hours on steroids

[@TrySomeFentanyl]

Explain how this even compares to a dude having to cut off his own arm with a pocket knife. This guy couldn’t even make himself bleed.

[@Racko.]

@@TrySomeFentanyl Well, 127 Hours dude got an 800lbs Boulder stuck on his arm between narrow canyons and cut his arm out after 6 days, compared to this guy who was lost in the desert for a whole week and faced way more insane consequences

[@romainvicta117]

@@TrySomeFentanyl He didn’t compare them, he just said they’re in the similar in the same fashion of man vs elements of nature, personally I’d rather see a decent film of this rather than a man stuck under a Boulder

[@mrpepperidgefarms]

DUNE

[@0xssff]

@@mrpepperidgefarms I came here to post this lol

[@masonsnowden6825]

The dude was literally drinking chemicals from wet naps… that’s insane

[@markpoidvin5382]

I am a suspicious natured person. Wet naps contain alcohol, would have made dehydration worse. So does urine. I am not saying it's not true, he was obviously in bad shape and near death when he found the nomads. The suicide attempt makes me wonder if this was a plan that went horribly wrong.

[@janvisser4132]

I once heard a doctor say that it's better to not drink your urine, the benefit of fluids is smaller then the effort the body has to make to process all the poisonous stuff in there. That's why his kidneys and liver were so damaged. I don't know if he would have died without the urine or he would have been better off not drinking it.

[@dominhel]

I mean when ur stuck on one of the hottest places on earth with less then a 1/3 of a water bottle how could u not be so desparate

[@3bydacreekside]

Well.......he is Italian.

[@quovadis5890]

@@markpoidvin5382 it’s definitely a story that helps to sell books gain attention etc etc etc… so it’s good that you are suspicious!

[@highgradezaza7971]

Wow listening to this is heartbreaking, glad he was able to make it out alive. 🙏🏼

[@maranathashalom9402]

"He then killed a bunch of bats and drank their blood." Whoa, this went Ozzy Osbourne levels of satanic fast as fuck...

[@abdiabdi3225]

there is even a goat involved so you know lol

[@tyronwsison]

peta is bout to slap him for eating/drinking the bats

[@Ok-lu5qc]

@@tyronwsison peta is the worst "organisation" for animals

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

@@tyronwsison In the Sahara Desert, PETA doesn't matter. All that matters is basic human survival.

[@tyronwsison]

@@deleetiusproductions3497 Exactly because it's a joke of how bad they handle animals, and the mission usually when you are at the middle of nowhere in a desert, ocean or snow desert is mission: survive

[@akasg06]

So now RLL went from fantasising Toyota Carolas to Sahara Desert 😂

[@m77mmdd19]

@@YoMateo. shut up

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

@@m77mmdd19 what he say?

[@Tyler-ce3um]

@@F.R.E.D.D2986 it was a bot

[@FairyCRat]

How many Toyota Corollas could you park in the Sahara Desert?

[@m77mmdd19]

@@F.R.E.D.D2986 he was a bot

[@alekdaniels]

This gave me a reality check and reminds me to count my blessings. Man, that was terrifying. I would have died in 3 days or less if that was me.

[@S1mcard]

You can't die after 3 days unless you really help it

[@alekdaniels]

@@S1mcard I certainly hope you're right. I hope my body is stronger than I think.

[@S1mcard]

@@alekdanielsSounds like your'e planning to do a marathon in the desert

[@alekdaniels]

@@S1mcard I don't remember implying I wanna do that.

[@S1mcard]

@@alekdaniels Well the sentences give the idea of it xD, just slightly

[@anatexis_the_first]

Why do they give them signal flares but not a satellite communicator? There's a device called Garmin InReach. Weighs 100g, small like a matchbox, has rudimentary GPS navigation. Keeps a charge for well over two weeks. It allows you to send SMS from anywhere in the world, no cell coverage needed. Goes straight to the satellite. It also has a SOS button which, if pressed, will cause an immediate emergency response to your current location. Anybody who is undertaking dangerous tasks in remote areas, especially alone, should carry one of these! I never go hiking without it.

[@Isaacsssss]

Bruh when he said he found fresh goat droppings I thought this was gonna take a dark turn.

[@ashaydwivedi420]

LMFAO SAMEEE

[@CyanHour]

I thought he was gonna eat them

[@bunnygetspancake6916]

Same

[@TC_113]

Brown turn*

[@ashaydwivedi420]

@@TC_113 lmao😭😭

[@fasx56]

This has to be one of the most dramatic stories of survival in the past many years.This endurance Runner was in excellent physical condition, and his body strength and stamina far above the average man's. His physical condition is what brought him through this lost in the Desert nightmare and as mentioned there was permanent damage to some of his body organs. If he had not found that small Oasis with water he would have died in that Hell Hole that has only a few living small animals that can survive there.

[@danh4435]

The highest temperature ever recorded in the Sahara Desert is 58°C. At night, the average temperature is between 10 and 20 degrees Celsius. However, temperatures in the Sahara are not constant; there is variability according to the geographical areas and their climatic characteristics.

[@creedencebakken4148]

Nighttime temperature is between 10-20°c? That’s beautiful af I’ll love that lol

[@danh4435]

@@creedencebakken4148 It's beautiful. Laying down staring at the stars.

[@samyrandome425]

Nights can get really cold there too

[@dadsmidnightcreation6794]

sorry Mr weathman/bellend

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

@@creedencebakken4148 I used to be a permanent resident in the Sahara and at night it is the most beautiful thing with the stars and stuff

[@michaelsanchez8868]

My man I love this please keep making more videos

[@kablechrist]

In a sudden case of reverse vampirism, he killed and drank the blood of bats.

[@ericromano8078]

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

[@kablechrist]

@@ericromano8078 haha, great simpsons episode

[@boombot9615]

Corona virus : 😯

[@Jaozedong-q5h]

@@boombot9615 cringe

[@boombot9615]

Shut up kid

[@shivrajio]

"How do I survive the Sahara? " "It's simple. You don't."

[@maded1988]

Rewatch the video. You got a different ending lol

[@definetlynotacomment1184]

Unless you are a nomad.

[@iammaxhailme]

"He noticed a colony of bats, which he promptly killed to drink their blood for hydration" That's not how vampirism is supposed to work!

[@whatnameshouldichoose854]

There we go! He is the Covid patient zero! Covid started 20 over years ago!

[@gmizzac]

Lol. He drinks the vampires blood instead of the other way around.

[@aurorawolfe6060]

This guy: badass surviving 10 days alone in the Sahara me: can't even stand being outside in 100° weather for 5 minutes

[@mcmacshalfilya]

But you are already Super HOT

[@rafaelalodio5116]

This man was so tough that even him couldn't kill himself.