What Is Fat-Thin? | Aisling Bea

The Doctor and my Mother have really been trying to get me to exercise lately. I really don't like moving. I don't even listen to sad music, in-case I'll be moved.
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[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

"I don't even listen to sad music in cased I'm moved." Priceless🤣👏

[@22SeaJay]

Since I saw this video for the first time, the phrases "Jesus, Mary and Joseph and all his carpenter friends" and "Go shove it up your floop" have thoroughly enriched my daily conversations. Thank you Aisling.

[@erinstinson5735]

🤣 the "Jesus, Mary and Joseph and all his carpenter friends" was the best 🤣🤣

[@karinberonius8799]

I quote her as often as I can.

[@blahblahblah1302]

​@@karinberonius8799 saaame!

[@karinberonius8799]

@@blahblahblah1302 😄

[@armenalexanian]

For sure the first one, not so much the second one

[@lonelystranger7114]

Her performances are so fluid. Especially for a person who can't be arsed.

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

so over rehearsed.

[@GuitarJosh161]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i What does over-rehearsed even mean? Doing her job?

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

@@GuitarJosh161 It does need more elaboration, like how "so fluid" does. I don't mean simply over rehearsed on it's own. Like the phrase 'over acting' we know doesn't mean doing their acting job better. As over acting is understood to be negative, over rehearsing means thinking up exactly what you are going to say during your stand up, rehearsing it verbatim, delivering it word for word, generally fast paced, a bit louder and walking up and down the stage a lot. Those 'stand ups' do that because they don't have very interesting stories and are not good story tellers. As opposed to people like Billy Connolly for instance. Aisling never goes off on a tangent because she rehearsed her act When you are not a good joke teller like Rodney Dangerfield to be a good stand up you must have good stories and be able to tell them well. Her stories are delivered fast paced and she delivers them as if she rehearsed them well but are not very funny. Now, what does "so fluid" even mean? That comment is not saying 'that bit was funny' it was mentioning generally her performances run fluidly which is very like over rehearsed. Over rehearsed can mean better rehearsed but as i explained it's like the term 'over acting' which is what people that can't act well do to make it look like they are acting well. None of her fluid performances make up for the negativity happening and she supports the establishment with it's child abuse, war, anti 'white', anti male ideologies, monarchy families etc Even Billy Connolly's humour doesn't make up for that.

[@GuitarJosh161]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i most of your comment is fair but you lost me at the end like you got super angry half way through typing it. Not sure show her performance right here has anything to do with supporting the establishment and it’s misgivings

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

@@GuitarJosh161 The most definitive sign of a troll is when they claim you are angry/ tell you to 'calm down' without any evidence of how clam you are. I'm shocked at some of the comments that's all. You got no indication of if i'm angry or not from what i typed. The end bit of what i typed was to explain more about myself. That gave you an indication of where i'm coming from. I just noticed another bizarre comment from 4 months ago someone said "she has a strong one liner game. thats a bit of a lost art, and im appreciating it."?????? Now, if you don't notice what's wrong about that comment, i don't believe you. dangerfield and stewart francis or steven wright etc are one liner comedians. I can't remember one liners from her, the commenter doesn't know what one liners are or it's another very fake comment from a friend of hers.

[@morcika11]

‘My naps aren’t going to take themselves’ is such a mood

[@brandondavidson4085]

Aisling: "I have this disability, where I just... I can't be arsed!" Me: "That's just depression."

[@talfranco6379]

No its being lazy

[@tardybloomer]

@@talfranco6379 no

[@GordonGarvey]

Depression is not being able to enjoy yourself, which usually leads to not being arsed.

[@AloneInTheDork]

@@tardybloomer it is, unless you're depressed. I sense some bias in you.

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

yeah my thoughts exactly

[@rachelsyrup]

**Mock prances across the stage** "Oooh no! Wouldn't that be mad? To _LOOK_ older and _BE_ older!!" love it

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

What was she doing there? Sarcasm? people really don't like going from being young and healthy then growing old, getting wrinkled and sore and not able to move as much etc that happens when we get older. She's mocking herself as she must dislike the ageing effect and she's mocking most people. She acts like the subject of ageing, the process everybody would change if they could is something we should be mocked about. I wonder what you'd say if asked about why you 'loved' that?

[@kalyanigollamudi759]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i if everyone goes through it, it’s free real estate for comedy. It’s relatable for everyone and it’s not offensive

[@m.r.9127]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i trying to stop yourself from ageing is definitely something you should be mocked about

[@NewMessage]

"I would love to be arsed." Annnd that is now my wife's new ringtone. Have a great commute on the train, honey! * runs away *

[@dolorismachina2]

Did you mean to write your ex-wife? Lol

[@DeclanMBrennan]

Better "Not arsed" than "Half arsed"

[@ItothaGO]

@New Message well done, sir!!!

[@and1111000]

... 'and all his carpenter friends.' Brilliant.

[@sparrowwilson4514]

I wish someone would give her a Netflix special. Aisling is hilarious. 😂😂

[@OneRichMofo]

Nah, only the pregnant joke landed well

[@sehajneetsingh5856]

I cant understand anything

[@canoalbert8194]

Someone or Netflix

[@briancorr3668]

Sarcasm?

[@biggamanedabeast5247]

She deserves it better then some of the ladies who material is funny to a small niche but the majority dont enjoy. Aisling has a more wide spread audience

[@raymondkyruana118]

at first I was like "okay she pretty funny" then she just went off and I'm genuinely amazed! That was freaking hilarious and impressive at the same time!

[@marlajacques6947]

Never met an Irish lady who didn’t amaze me by her beauty, sass, and smarts. Hope to see more of her 😝

[@IWillBeBacon]

The point she made between jokes about botox and looking older was actually very well grounded. The fact that she can make great jokes and keep everyone laughing whilst making great remarks on stuff like this really makes her one of (if not) the best comedians out there right now.

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

You must be one of her friends. What a fake comment. The first thing she said was the doctor told her to get out of the house and she said 'but my naps won't take themselves' and she used it as a punchline. Then said 'soz' as another punchline! The 'fat thin' bit isn't something she made up and the 'can't be arsed' bit is also an existing phrase which isn't funny when used, it just means you can't be bothered/don't want to do something. I can remember hearing people say 'can't be arsed' or 'i wasn't arsed' since the 1990's. She used it as a punchline! You clearly extremely over exaggerate here "stuff like this really makes her one of (if not) the best comedians out there right now"?? She's nowhere near even being a good stand up comedienne. Exaggerating how talented she is makes people look closer at her material and they then see how over exaggerated those comments are and is one of the reasons they dislike her. The ping pong looking like perverts spanking a ghost bit was a complete miss. You said she keeps everyone laughing. She knows the audience feel embarrassed when a stand up tells their punchline and it's not funny so they give a fake laugh. Many stand ups have admitted that themselves. The audience don't want to see you not being funny and potentially running off stage so they give laughs when nothing funny has been said. The Tv camera encourages the audience to smile and laugh when it points at people. This clip had one funny bit in it. The bit where she said she doesn't like listening to sad music in case she'll be moved.

[@rhiannonm6022]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i are you american? Because the phrase "can't be arsed" is very common in Britain. So it's very relatable.

[@lindamaygregory]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i Not a fan then? 🤪

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

@@lindamaygregory No, i'm a fan of humour.

[@lindamaygregory]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i so if this is not your "humour" don't watch.

[@mooselover5]

I sent this to my boyfriend and he said "I feel like this is the Irish version of you" I've never been more honored

[@Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs.]

He could just be telling you that you can't tell funny anecdotes.

[@rodrigombl452]

@@Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs. right? Lol

[@LQOTW]

LUCKEEEEE!

[@jojogpt]

I'm never gonna be able to play table tennis without thinking about the ghost that I'd be spanking... Poor soul.

[@johnmorgan5495]

Well to compensate you could say Hail Marys at the same time and save that poor soul

[@christiner6000]

OMG! Aisling and I are kindred spirits! I too cannot be "arsed" to exercise.

[@BedboundME]

“Ooh no, wouldn’t that be bad to live longer and look older !” Ha ha that bit

[@Urgelt]

Occasionally - not often - KZbin's top page algorithm actually scores a win. I'm delighted to discover your official channel only days after its launch. Cool beans!

[@LifeDestroyed]

How did I JUST find out Aisling has official youtube channel??

[@sinofraj1744]

Because she just created it.

[@LPKelly380]

I was thinking the subscriber count was awfully small for her. But if she just started it that makes sense. Either way, Yay!!! 😁

[@lipamanka]

probably because it's like a week old

[@k.c1126]

This was my EXACT reaction! 😁😁

[@tomstanziola1982]

I could listen to her voice for WEEKS at a time. Love her accent!!!!

[@Vasilevus]

The way she speaks :3 Gawd damn it, i can't resist it.

[@rustycadell6579]

I love this woman ❤️ that accent is everything, I could listen to her stories all day. Come to Australia Aisling

[@matthewseaman8021]

Gal's speaking straight at my heart, lying down, not moving

[@johnanthonyfingleton2954]

I am Irish....away for so many years....never heard of her until tonight......just great !!!!

[@alexanderminuzzo4839]

Such a warm energy to all her sets.

[@bahmdiggity9577]

Finally! I knew my issue had a name. Thank You Aisling Bea for bringing to light that I am not alone. I'd write more but... I can't be arsed.

[@had2galsinthebooth]

I love your standup much more than the skits but I suppose there's only so much to go around. I think I'll hang around a while longer because this stuff is soooo good!

[@mariamforsmark509]

I'm crying!!! :D Where has this hidden gem been!? Loved it!

[@mikecorcoran6834]

Just discovered this gem in the rough. How truly wonderful a find. Bless this Irish lass.

[@DannyBoy-oh5my]

One of my favorite sets

[@robertlewisjr.5389]

Welcome Lady Bea, glad you have made youtube a new way to hear your hilarious jokes.

[@257fails9]

I would love to write and insightful comment on this video but.. I CAN'T BE ARSED!!

[@padstowphantom]

Thanks for the laughs Aisling. I love you.

[@larst2503]

Awesome that you are on YT! Your one of my absolute favorit comedians

[@k.c1126]

This is really my favorite ... So relatable, and hilarious ...

[@rksnj6797]

I love you Aisling! You're brilliant!!!

[@ntvypr4820]

She's very funny, can't get enough of the accent and she is just beautiful. As we used to say, "I'll take all that you got!"

[@jeffgagen3561]

Just love this.

[@IAmFJ1]

Preeeeeach! I have friends my own age going to doctor in the middle of a pandemic, taking out fat from wrong places and injecting them into right places and we're just 33.

[@b.b.8955]

Omg, I feel this rant deep in my soul for some reason…🙌🏻

[@bingsu0256]

The ending rant stuck with me for a while.

[@fhm4]

I love Asling’s humor

[@kirnpu]

Absolutely hysterical!!! Fat-thin, thin-thin, thin-fat.....I'm dyin'

[@lydiaannecarlson6554]

This girl is brilliant not only a commedian but a very talented dramatic actor as well

[@jenn976]

She is just the best and getting even better, funnier every year.

[@kelseycoca]

I just can't BE ARSED! *that scared me lol

[@BlueIdiotPie]

The “I can’t be assed” is real, so real.

[@jonathandavies7462]

Your missing a big rolling Rrrrrrr

[@BlueIdiotPie]

@@jonathandavies7462 Part of me is like "I'm an American so saying arsed feels weird and wrong" and part of me is like "you are so absolutely correct"

[@jonathandavies7462]

k McDevitt I’m Welsh so pretty easy for me 😉

[@senorpepper3405]

i had to look it up. it means bothered.

[@k.c1126]

Arsed... Must be spelled correctly ...

[@sacksm101]

You should have your own show! You are brilliant!

[@vcolon4074]

I loved this 😂

[@ShadowAngel71]

Welcome to KZbin, Ms. Bea! Really enjoyed "This Way Up!"

[@keithhanson2783]

You ok

[@delossantos6052]

Keith Hanson seems like a simp ngl

[@keithhanson2783]

@@delossantos6052 Is that a good thing, I have no idea!

[@mirjanbouma]

@@keithhanson2783 women haters call everyone with the slightest positive comment about women a simp. So it's essentially a compliment, yes.

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

@@mirjanbouma Her humour isn't funny = Women hater. How weak, typical. Working class males go through tougher harsher environments where you have to be funny to fit in and deal with bullying. Being funny can stop bullies in school assaulting you. Middle class females are protected from that harshness and we see the results with the difference in humour. She even admitted that she has friends that are not celebs and are funnier than her. It's about having regard for the audience that has to listen to you. These 'stand ups' were born into social circles that become celebs. They get college fees paid unlike most working class people and already know other celebs that help them get on tv/become famous. It shows when we see their stand up that they didn't go through what the likes of Pryor, Connolly or Dangerfield went through. They disregard the class oppression which separates all races/genders of people into higher and lower, working, middle and upper class orders. Then they are used to bring up the less oppressing things like sexism and racism so that the public don't talk about her middle class getting more money for doing less work than working class people that get the least pay for doing the hardest work. All the elements of slavery still exist, it was never abolished but they never bring it up during their stand up. That's extremely unobservant or extremely cowardly. They repeat propaganda for the propaganda movements/establishment to keep their money and fame. Sexism and racism combined are nowhere near as oppressing as social stratification/class. Why wouldn't a sane person at least dislike people/women like that?

[@LQOTW]

Aisling has a KZbin channel? I'm thrilled beyond repair. I would like to start of local chapter of Just Can't Be Arsed.

[@maivanz]

You are so witty, funny, and talented. I can never run out of adjective to describe good things about you.

[@dmtudder]

I love the heavy Irish accent for her mother. It sounds exactly like her normal voice. I kind of need a translator or subs.

[@TheBristolad]

Fit as fu ck funny as hell. Absolutely fantastic👌

[@skyview5339]

This gurl makes me laugh my head off till it hurts 😂🤣😭😂

[@naymeequillo]

This person is wonderful.

[@jedc6507]

4:46 "Look what I can do"

[@vincewest8858]

Aisling IS SO FUNNY

[@williamgoss4691]

Excellent

[@patrickgannon8190]

What have I been missing for so long 😂🤣

[@GuestOfGregoryHouse]

Beautiful, clever and funny 🥰

[@ryanweible9090]

she has a strong one liner game. thats a bit of a lost art, and im appreciating it.

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

How many one liners did you hear? Rodney Dangerfield or Stewart Francis have a strong one liner game. You can't be serious, are you another fake commenter? a friend of hers? Or you musn't know what one liners are.

[@ant_erv]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i wtf

[@beback_]

Jimmy Carr

[@RWWarner3608]

She is fantastic!!!

[@krashd]

"Mammy, I'm on thuh You Tubes now!"

[@kalania14]

She’s hilarious and gorgeous. A lethal combination !

[@LeighWinspear]

She would make the best Mrs Doyle, if ever there was a Father Ted remake. "Oh gwan"..........;)

[@kevinpatrick3280]

3:06 "Jesus, Mary and Joseph and all of his carpenter friends..."

[@benedictewrstad8379]

Since English is my second language I had to google “I can’t be arsed” the first time I saw this, and it’s such a great phrase 😂

[@etch-a-sketch]

You are divine, Aisling! Come to Switzerland. 😘

[@martinconnolly8000]

Brilliant

[@reiergv]

One of the funniest stand up comedians out there.

[@mikepeterson9362]

I'd love to comment on this great Aisling comedy, but I can't be arsed.

[@Genecidel]

Damn! This was funny!

[@Solo-vh9fm]

I wish she did more stand-up, but I guess she just can't be arsed

[@ya00007]

She's my type of woman. I love sitting down too.

[@Lommy9999]

She is GOOD!!

[@dannyr2976]

I t'ink she woulda' been great in a Father Ted style comedy!

[@shinobihiriyu-originalninj4634]

hahaha you are funny and I love your accent

[@fallenangel9614]

I like this lady

[@cmarq817]

Love from 🇵🇹

[@sweekruthi9969]

oh this is good

[@FuriousLing]

Are you ever going to stop by Arizona?

[@scottcrosby-art5490]

Same

[@willsal529]

Aisling is so funny and this video had me rolling multiple times! Why did she choose to use the least funny moment of the entire video as her endplate?

[@Pebblesmas]

Listened to this in bed while my husband slept, but really had to put my hand on my mouth, hard, not to make any noice, cause i had to LAUGH SÓ HARD, each time!!! 👍

[@IxD3m0n1kxI]

Anyone else notice the one light bulb missing in the letter O?

[@GreyHoneyBadger]

I think that I have "I can't be arsed" too. So, is there a support group? I guess that if there was, I would go, except, I can't be arsed.

[@WhoAmEye_WhoAreEwe]

'Aisling Bea' really floats my boat........................just wish it were reciprocal One can but dream :)

[@walterk1874]

Ping Pong or Table Tennis is a wonderful game and it does not require stealing your lucky charms.

[@stijnvandamme76]

she reminds me of mrs Doyle from Father Ted in this routine

[@allanbennoch]

Both rampant in real life 🍆 edit, id imagine 😉

[@MrBoybergs]

I'm ashamed to admit I didn't 'get her' for ages. I do now; she's both brilliantly funny and really clever.

[@rodpo19]

Irish people in general are quite funny

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

What's some her most brilliantly funny jokes?

[@MrBoybergs]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i She doesn't tell 'jokes' so your question is unanswerable

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

@@MrBoybergs All you had to do was back up what you claimed with 1 or 2 funny things she said. You find my question unanswerable because you typed lies about her talent level and you can't even look over some of her stuff and find a funny bit or two to show us why you said she was clever and brilliantly funny. Btw she does tell jokes, it's just that there aren't many and they are mostly not funny. One of the funny jokes she told was about how she doesn't listen to moving/emotional music in case she'll be moved. That's so interesting how you couldn't even back up what you first claimed.

[@MrBoybergs]

@@user-yp3oj5se1i yeah

[@markkelly940]

Top drawer female comedien. Big respect A B 👍😅

[@uhohjrama]

It's so cute how her accent increases when she rants.

[@TheArchiTenshi]

When did you join the YT squad?

[@Michael_Michaels]

To anyone who might be wondering (non English, like me), "I can't be arsed" means that she doesn't give a damn, or, more politely, she can't be bothered to do something that it is too much trouble.

[@morethanaveragejoe8224]

I'm not sure what a "floop" is, but I have somewhat of an idea. :)

[@dickrichard5579]

Morethanaverage Joe ever heard of a gunt?

[@morethanaveragejoe8224]

@@dickrichard5579 Can't say that I have, Ian.

[@morethanaveragejoe8224]

But I'm a liitle more sure about what a "floop" is. :)

[@morethanaveragejoe8224]

@John Duke Oooohhh...lmao. Ok, I thought it was the one closer to the front.

[@dickrichard5579]

It’s a gut above a cunt

[@callmejackaroo4723]

Damn, she's good!

[@Joan-ot9nf]

1:07 me after a workout

[@SuperFannyfarts]

I have a very comfortable face, if Aisling ' can't be arsed ' standing and needs a wee sit down ! :)

[@stefaniemelchger1633]

Ping Pong, just two perws spanking a ghost😂😂😂👍🏻

[@HSMiyamoto]

That phrasing shtick she has is really good.