What is Guava Juice even doing?

[@gustoonz]

for more fruit/vegetable related content follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets

[@isabelgardiner4432]

okay dad

[@ashleyloyola6980]

Gus Johnson aka the only thing i follow u for

[@Felix-nj8xx]

no

[@parkerm.]

Hi gus

[@GermaphobeMusic]

sorry i only watch meat

[@h3llthing]

this genuinely feels like an alien trying to mimick being a human comedian

[@charliefasurf1000]

its youtube for 8-12 year olds "goo goo ga ga gi gi" creepy af

[@bob1412]

charliefasurf1000 4-12 year olds*

[@ModMax69]

Some sort of devil worshipper

[@nman551]

aliens are smarter than guava

[@nicole-3211]

gus's sense of humor will grow on you

[@spoonman5184]

Huh, no one in the theater. Must be watching Artemis Fowl.

[@egdog5169]

Nice.

[@lqf72l96]

gottem

[@JustinWHY-zz7gz]

or CATS

[@filipchetwynd7746]

@@JustinWHY-zz7gz I just clicked "view 3 replies" to see if somebody wrote "or Cats"... You beat me to it.

[@slippytable4615]

Or cats

[@chasewells5464]

In Mr. Juice’s defense, we all relate to all of these.

[@lego_minifig]

I enjoy your desk videos. Whatever you put out ill watch

[@iBringTheRain24]

"whatever you put out I'll watch" Exactly the same reason that guava juice videos still get millions of views

[@theundeadgator9146]

This just shows that Gus doesn’t care that a bunch of kids are gonna try to flame him in the comments

[@pingasatchi9247]

I think his content is targeted towards a much younger and “RaNdOM” audience.

[@pinkmullet4]

Yeah I don't really understand the outrage. it's clearly just made for little kids.

[@pinkmullet4]

@mr. smiley No it's for kids. You're dumber than the children that watch this shit if you don't understand that.

[@heathc148]

That auidence is long gone. They are much too old for GuavaJuice in 2020

[@itsyoboibiggiecheese6520]

Random=funny Loud=funny

[@looeegy]

I mean, I kinda like this type of "rAndOm" humor and it still isn't funny to me

[@Naseem384]

9:24 the vid was so bad it made gus contemplate his life choices 💀🤣

[@mudskie4394]

Tfw Gus' reaction is way more funnier than Guava Juice's content

[@MISFITaddict]

My 12yr old is subscribed... I constantly unsubscribe her..never ending battle

[@ЯмбаДула]

You're a woman of culture. Love the profile picture.

[@kerakun]

good mom 🙌🙌

[@MISFITaddict]

Lol thank you both

[@Sosa40706]

why do you have an r/im14andthisisdeep profile picture

[@MISFITaddict]

@@Sosa40706 sorry I HAVE NO CLUE what that is.

[@defrozendonut8715]

This dude just got an animated show on youtube

[@valentiniy6634]

this guys entire personality is just gus during the gordon ramsay sketch

[@mr.bricks1013]

Another bad thing about Guava Juice is that he was whistling Family Guy even though The Simpsons is far superior.

[@pheydtphilms2433]

Guava Juice is straight up not epic. Great video, Gustav, thank you for sharing.

[@singlikeitstrending]

Pheydt Philms *guavastav

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Pheydt Philms Basically His comedic humour is the same as if I sat in an empty room,put my speakers on max,and spam BRUH till my inkling corpse rots in said room

[@pheydtphilms2433]

@@IJNAoba9-25-26 That sounds electric, where do I sign up

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Pheydt Philms there’s no sign up. It’s a DIY thing.

[@abdul.rawi215]

@@IJNAoba9-25-26 stop saying the same thing in every comments

[@yardstick1851]

9:20 Me trying to talk my friends out of doing something dumb

[@mega_bird700]

When your comedy peaks at 10 years old.

[@imge509]

To be honest, he doesn't sound as cringy as troom troom or some other shitty stuff on youtube that are also directed to kids. He at least has some kind of a joke , doesn't scream every second of the video, things (to some extent) make sense. "Don't bring your tv to the theater" he gets his tv to the theater and gets in trouble. Not "don't dress as a tv" then show a guy whot stick his head to a tv running like a maniac jump to the seats, gets knocked by a bat kind of weird shit. No, this is an improvement...

[@thiagofilho5894]

He's not unfunny,he's just a dadaist artist.

[@pschexy945]

Ah yes, my old teacher Mrs. Uruk-Hai! I remember how hard her math tests were; they were Mordor

[@soulex4535]

Gus's reactions are more funny than Guava Juice

[@nicoleodaniel8533]

I totally thought he was gonna take off the shoes in the movie theater and then his socks would smell gross, which i why I thought he added that this was a 3-hour movie.

[@im_kamil]

*Gus slowly descends into insanity as the video progresses*

[@DanteHellDrive]

Gus Johnson lost it by the first half

[@goodneighborsw]

Also slowly descends in general

[@Levienci]

that's just all of his videos dude

[@rwrunning1813]

WE ALL DO

[@TheSK1199]

😂😂😂😂so true

[@milessimpson9324]

Be careful Gus or Jake Paul might show up next time you're getting a haircut

[@MasoTrumoi]

Hey bruh, he's a bully didn't you know?

[@noah.indahl5216]

Fuck you Gus, u a bully an I don like bullies

[@kylem1112]

let's dap before we tell eachother that we don't like eachother!

[@collinmiller8866]

Miles Simpson lol this is an off brand comment from my own...

[@marchstars3318]

He’s literally going after kids

[@madelinekoh8499]

that one part where he says “why am i talking like that” feels like a moment of clarity in a sea of madness. like the demon taking control of his mind let go for just one second

[@rtji0]

he just completely broke character for 1 second

[@aairahunni9090]

Time stamp?

[@thecyanpanda241]

7:18

[@kosmic_overlord]

must've been a flash of light, broke him out of the sunken place lol

[@Random_Crow3]

Right before losing his grip again

[@christianparizeau2180]

I want Kitchen Nightmare style videos where you play Gordon Ramsey helping "struggling" channels to improve.

[@MegadethTillDeth]

This is a brilliant idea lol

[@Altorin]

Make sure you end up crying with them

[@TheOfficialGrok]

This should win

[@fornodoro]

It’s like a reverse content cop...

[@chrism45]

But guava is doing well that's the problem.

[@megan3091]

Guava juice’s channel radiates 4th grade school project blooper energy

[@BubblesZap]

viewed in that way that makes it sorta funny

[@brmblazer]

I was just about to say his video reminds me of the videos I made with my friends when I was 10 haha

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Oh my God, that's exactly that

[@creativebeetle]

Specifically when the bloopers scenes were planned in advance and were entirely staged Love that energy

[@battle1992]

For sure, but it’s super calculated, probably multiple takes, half of his videos are click bait-y, and completely fake.. I saw a unboxing or mystery box shit that you could tell he didn’t buy, and just put a box of random shit in, opened it up, acted shocked, and got millions of views.. It’s cancer.. like... I get it’s for kids.. but god.. it drives me nuts haha.. I guess good for him... he’s killing it lol

[@bigbearak]

Remember in middle school when we thought random = funny. Yeah, this content is for them.

[@sirdbird7292]

God, it's so strange how much your sense of humor evolves over time. It pains me to say I used to think those Impact top/bottom text images were funny. But, to be fair, randomness can be used to great great extent when Incorporated into a sketch or bit.

[@kosog6584]

@@sirdbird7292 I liked some of the top/bottom text memes. :( They weren't completely in your face and poorly made unlike SOME of today's memes, but I get your point.

[@alyssaz4278]

I think even middle schoolers are intelligent enough to tell that this isn't funny. Maybe like a 2 year old would like the noises??

[@noodlebrains2689]

I like trains

[@dezkelz]

Did you say random? hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@narqiez4669]

“Don’t bring a tv into the movie theater”- Thanks, Guava, I was so tempted to do that before

[@nono2187]

Fuck the tv and bat who brings a godamm ironing table.

[@nono2187]

And where did the pausing the movie thing come from? That makes no sense.

[@keymanser2726]

WHO ORDERS A PIZZA AT THE THEATER

[@Big_Black_Man]

Watching Guava Juice videos is like trying to figure out how your foot works.

[@sureshkandarath3753]

@@nono2187 dude calm down jeez Ur being a negetive Nancy here lol..

[@dennisperez2897]

I am an elementary school teacher. I know exactly who his audience is. And it makes me so sad.

[@hardcoregamingdk]

No u lier

[@GhostofFarta]

@@hardcoregamingdk looks like somebody didn't pay attention to their elementary school teachers, huh?

[@hardcoregamingdk]

FartInk8 teh squid you know me so well friend

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

@@nickv.3573 Stupid question

[@morThanatos]

Dennis Perez don’t teach your students that christopher columbus was a hero and great man

[@thelord7949]

He looks like a grown up Ryan’s toys reviews

[@nman551]

LilMoist Towel oh...Jesus

[@bkennethtobias]

thats an insult for the poor kid

[@morThanatos]

GamerMoistTowel i know and acts like one

[@imbi9580]

GamerMoistTowel at least ryan isnt cringy to his peers

[@satan3034]

At least Ryan’s an actual kid and not some man child.

[@MrAceAwesome1]

Jesus I don’t think I’ve ever straightfaced something so hard

[@magusperde365]

I've cried. Not of laughter tho

[@pumkin610]

My expectations were low but then he said goo goo ga ga

[@Hituvuvuvu]

Don’t use The Lords name in vain

[@gucketjug]

I think I was visibly frowning

[@guy2574]

@@Hituvuvuvu lmao oh my god you’re stupid

[@notsosadbart6343]

His sense of humour reminds me of 2012 Smosh in a really warped, way. It's like if Smosh never had any punchlines.

[@blackgemstone801]

Ah, the glory days. Before Google stole the tube from us

[@max-3158]

Smosh and ray William Johnson.. Those were the days... 😩

[@strictnine5684]

Smosh is fucking ass and always was. Don't get the hype and never will. They were TRYING to do what Brandon rogers succeeded in.

[@JAMSP00N]

thats probably because he started around the same time used to be on wassabi productions, and my braindead 11 year old self used to watch his content back in like 2008

[@lotus_flower2001]

Brandon rodgers is on the same level as early smosh. It's all obnoxious garbage for kids.

[@goblin3810]

JUSTIFIED. i like the desk videos. keep em coming in whatever form

[@aswordmadefromthebloodofmy4925]

Same. His desk videos are my favorite. I've never clicked so fast.

[@sorawisdom6516]

upsidedown desk video where he tries to drink and play the piano while reviewing or whatever upsidedown.

[@rustyshackelford3590]

I feel like Gus tricked me into watching a Guava juice video

[@Asubatsu]

Same

[@seanfro61]

How dare he

[@bluesguitarman1223]

PLOT TWIST: Gus has been directing Guava Juice content from the beginning and uses these videos to plug his other channel

[@jeepersrubicorn2568]

This was hard to watch. I find all these types of videos hard to watch because the content being observed is so impeccably cringe and simply hard to endure I can’t help but click off of the video.

[@Kanigye1]

At least I'm giving the view to Gus and not Guava Juice Lmfao

[@scottthomas8475]

“Don’t pause the movie” The guy pauses the movie, leaves and then comes back and resumes it. Where is the joke?

[@heroino89]

Don't you GET IT?? He PAUSES de moviiiiiiiii!!! HUEHUEHUEHUE! I have lost all will to live.

[@toongaming3794]

Me too

[@callnight1441]

that joke could have been funny if there would have been a bloody audience reacting to him doing it, but there wasnt. why, guava, why?!?!?!

[@lucanovellino1010]

again there were no downsides to him pausing the movie. no audience was yelling at him or anything

[@CaptainSauce]

What he says doesn't matter, it's simply how he says it that'll entertain 3 year olds. He's the equivalent of jingling keys.

[@graciethebelle]

When he made the first video about him and asked who this content was suppose to appeal to, I was p much saying the same thing. 3-12 year olds.

[@lostpockets2227]

@@leesalt bruno mars is filipino

[@kylem1112]

@@leesalt guava is american too... fillipino descent. are you talking about fillipino nationals or just people with fillipino descent? in that case bruno mars and guava juice would fit in that category....

[@tribot_leader]

@@graciethebelle I'm pretty sure anyone over 8 wouldn't want to watch this

[@spearspearspear]

Put those jingling keys in the fucking socket

[@XXdoocer756XX]

Gus Johnson: Guava juice is not funny Jake paul: iS tHiS cYbEr BuLlYiNg!?

[@Huge-orge]

You are a cyberbully. I dont like cyberbullies.

[@vig5678]

"So much hatred".

[@samueljonathan6101]

I thought it was funny when the security guard sat on the other guy like he was a chair and the chair guy started grabbing sensually. Smirks immorally

[@hughmungus2946]

@@a-bv5ss you ever heard of a mothafuckin *J* *O* *K* *E*

[@matthewthemilkbender8095]

Hugh Mungus you’re dumb stop commenting

[@arcanecogs5275]

Oh i get it. He's doing the "le random xd" thing from about 10-15 years ago

[@connerhagerman2470]

arcane cogs spork my dog is actually a unicorn who farts potatoes and eats the hair of a 59 year old baby

[@m3tallic]

*holds up spork*

[@VoidingTheContract]

Oh god 2009 really was 10 years ago already. I hate the video more now

[@josiesmith8920]

Le epic potato rainbow corgi unicorn weird random burrito xD

[@mink5251]

arcane cogs - It’s raining TACOS xD :3 Spork!!!!

[@declanmillar6356]

The sound of the keyboard being accidentlally struck as Gus leans back, broken by Guava's lack of comedic intelligence, is funnier than anything Guava Juice has ever made.

[@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters]

true story

[@themanwhoyeets869]

"Don't bring a blah blah blah into the theater" Guava Juice: *I'M BRINGING A BLAH BLAH BLAH INTO A THEATER*

[@wiisportsfencing3688]

That was the point of the "skit" is was to act out why you wouldn't want to do that in a "comedic" fashion.

[@editazilinskyte3681]

@@wiisportsfencing3688 oh god I feel bad for you. You seem like you ACTUALLY enjoy guava content. Basically a normal skit would just show not tell. For example they would just show someone that brought a tv to the cinema being annoyin(even though that is bizarre and no one in the history of human kind has done that) but guava chooses to instead do the skit more like- look at me I'm bringing my tv in and being annoying. -in gonna break your tv -oh no. You broke my tv.

[@than217]

BAZOING!!!!!

[@themanwhoyeets869]

@@wiisportsfencing3688 oh honey no

[@MulletBateman]

No that’s only bill Cosby guava juice is worse!

[@freudiannipslip]

That weirdly self aware moment where GJ looked into the camera and said "why am I speaking like that" in that dead inside voice kind of startled me lmao.

[@jareksmith]

I don’t like that GJ could stand for either Guava Juice or Gus Johnson

[@fayyeu]

@@jareksmith bruhhh 😭

[@user-zz2dr3up7j]

time stamp?

[@tenjaminfranklin]

@@user-zz2dr3up7j 7:18

[@arobi.5016]

I don’t know if any of you remember when he was part of Wassabi Productions

[@Emmsies_OuO]

Gus saying "flick, flick, flick my bic" is funnier than all of Guava's videos put together

[@lordspaghettitron2732]

how does it feel to have youre comment stolen and then get less likes then the guy who stole it?

[@gwynnthomas2054]

@@lordspaghettitron2732 Dang u toxic😂

[@gwynnthomas2054]

@Daniel Woytowich he just could have said it in a nicer way😁 but I see what you are saying

[@lordspaghettitron2732]

Gwynn Thomas Im just curious man, thats just how i talk.

[@gwynnthomas2054]

@@lordspaghettitron2732 Oh I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude

[@muffinbutton2873]

I know he’s playing clips to show us how bad it is, but it makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong in just watching it.

[@viennajordan9279]

It's like he never grew out of the "random XD rawr tacos!!!!" humor of the late 2000s/early 2010s

[@iwanttobetankman4260]

Accept its 50% worse than that.

[@Laconic_]

@@iwanttobetankman4260 except.

[@rontreyfowler8770]

@@Laconic_ thank you

[@jojivlogs_4255]

Except he didn't because he was likely never in that phase. He clearly knows that this is the type of vacuous garbage kids enjoy nowadays and he's absolutely milking it.

[@LEGOWillMattAnimations]

somehow he's worse

[@AMADASFX]

I think his content is for those extremely hyperactive 7 year olds that are addicted to their iPads

[@Baz-ny9hk]

So just 7 year olds

[@goobiethicc5054]

Amada Medina wait that was me! Perfect description of me. I would never watch this though.

[@goobiethicc5054]

Amada Medina like kYLeee

[@goobiethicc5054]

Ligma lmao no my guy. I just think smosh is funny, well, used to be funny. Guess it’s because I grew up with it. We can atleast all agree that this is way worse. Dont get where you got the idea for calling me a quirky guy for no reason from since i said nothing stupid or pretentious enough to be one of those “ooh im so quirky” motherfuckers -thanks for reading my essay.

[@brawlboi2946]

And that's the problem. Kids who watch this kind of crap are the ones who'll end up as cringe tik tok stars who only flex on their parents' money. These kind of videos fuck up an entire generation

[@nick11471]

I feel like Guava got access to a movie theater from his friend and was so excited about it that he forgot to write jokes for the video and this is the result...

[@jeremyc9593]

Either that or his buddy said "Alright, you can use the theater, but you have to be there in 10 minutes and finished in 20."

[@Greigames]

I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

[@Greigames]

I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

[@slavdog3180]

That relatable moment when you go to an empty theater to watch your tv that’s 200x smaller than the screen but then the one guy there pulls out his metal baseball bat and hits it

[@apparatus_3934]

I feel like Gen-Z humor is easier to understand than this. Edit: A lot of people think that I’m not Gen-Z, but I am, so yea.

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

As someone who is Gen-Z, no this isn’t humor.

[@karldizon3780]

Pirita Pakarinen, thank you

[@LittleSchemers]

As a Gen-Z, I wholeheartedly agree.

[@cosmicbread1086]

S P O O N

[@SenkaBandit]

Bean

[@ThomasSquared]

The kid KZbinr equation: Random=funny Loud=funny Loud=Random

[@nickwynne9957]

The unbreakable cycle

[@mxdwnfrcemdia]

KZbin has turned into a shithole where people with absolutely no fucking talent whatsoever try to pander to kids. There's little to no creative content anymore.

[@nourishinglotion334]

What about Sr pelo?

[@daxtonredmond5256]

Random can be funny if you do it right but loud isnt

[@nourishinglotion334]

@@daxtonredmond5256 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4vVdqWHm9aJoKc

[@Engineer_Who]

Tell an elementary schooler a simple joke, like this: *Knock-knock.* _Who's there?_ *Gus.* _Gus who?_ *Gus you'll never know!* They'll probably laugh, but wait for them to tell you a joke they made up immediately after. _Knock-knock._ *Who's there?* _Eddy._ *Eddy who?* _Eddy you'll never know!_ They'll laugh so hard they fall off their chair. *_This is Guava Juice's target audience._*

[@fionagutierrez5998]

Garrett Hicks I am well past elementary school and once it gets late enough at night that would make me laugh hysterically 💀💀😭😭

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

Fiona Gutierrez Yeah same man. Once you get to that point your brain kinda just breaks

[@caitlin7617]

Yep

[@bold-comedy9232]

Man I love ur uploads upload more please

[@residentkane]

@@oneflamingpotato7965 being tired makes people loopy. I watched a movie with my siblings a couple weeks ago there was this lawnmower race and I was dying.

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

When he said “why am I talking like that?” That where the drugs wearing off and there was a cut afterwards to not show them knocking him out and putting a syringe in his arm to get him back on track

[@kgrimm7425]

Yes

[@PaintMeInSunshine]

guava juice videos hit like the shitty videos you had to make for group projects in high school spanish class that someone always edited last minute on windows movie maker with a plot barely held together by a string because you had to include 25 unrelated vocabulary words

[@iEatBellocan]

lil fruit why is this so accruate

[@wisco9er536]

@@iEatBellocan more like: why do YOU not understand why this is so accurate?

[@gwendohshidt]

Hall Of The Vardy they’re just making a statement. They’re saying it actually is very accurate, not actually wondering why it’s accurate

[@wisco9er536]

@@gwendohshidt I know. I just hate people that act like that: "Ummm okay but why is ____"

[@gwendohshidt]

Hall Of The Vardy then use a /s next time

[@eonprime8538]

"the cringe is so strong, it's like a bump of coke." -filthy frank

[@andersoni.7472]

Eon Prime did someone say frank

[@nerdlord20]

@@andersoni.7472 ey b0ss

[@nickel1258]

F

[@bananahat1814]

FRANKU!!!

[@adamburdt8794]

I had to wear a welding helmet the cringe was so strong

[@madisonelef]

i actually feel so uncomfortable watching his clips. like seriously i don’t know what to say

[@jackhaberski2428]

Hey don’t talk about gus like that gosh

[@kaemincha]

It makes me uncomfortable because I know he is rich as hell, yet still produces content of trash quality. And he knows he can get away with it.

[@fringehouse]

물건 but how the fuck is he so successful? his content is horrible and not funny. even kids cant be that dumb to enjoy his content. it makes no sense. his channel is proof of a multiverse

[@ongbonga9025]

I think the only conclusion we can draw is that the world is populated with a large amount of people I like to refer to in polite company as "effing eejits". That roughly translates to "cunting morons".

[@alexairysrosario8541]

it makes me so sad because he and alex used to be such a great duo, even if their comdedy sketches were far from perfect, you could tell they put effort into their videos. Hell, his first gaming videos in the guava juice channel were pretty good. He reminded me alot of the 2011 pewds, and actually made me laugh. This is just...sad.

[@gholmes4547]

"in the future, humor will be randomly generated"

[@timeforamunch2616]

Weed eater

[@gholmes4547]

@@timeforamunch2616 i-is that an insult?

[@timeforamunch2616]

@@gholmes4547 it's a reference to the episode of VeggieTales where your phrase came from

[@gholmes4547]

@@timeforamunch2616 ok

[@thememery767]

bruh this ain’t even humor

[@RabidBrain11]

"Why am I speaking like that?" It's becoming self-aware!

[@lovedogs1999]

Guava Juice would be good at KZbin Sins.

[@meowmeow3532]

love how you refer to him as "it"

[@ITAC85]

Yes!

[@stevenh4314]

You should do both goofs and issues. Either way, I love these desk vids.

[@sofaking2743]

this

[@evanstrang3061]

Is

[@poopybutt9322]

it

[@durianhead]

chief

[@phantomphool]

definitely

[@old_kitsune2811]

“EDDY COME HOME!!” - Gus 2k19

[@kyleecaudill]

Where's Eddy?

[@charliewhiskey22]

"EDDY COME HOME!" so this is what happens when Gus is left to his own devices...

[@bringurownvibe]

Guava Juice is a big example of “not funny didn’t laugh”

[@mustapha-]

Is it bad that I laughed when guava juice was consumed by a devil and started speaking moon runes

[@troppie7823]

not laugh didn’t funny

[@kcroz1104]

Troppie not didn’t, funny laugh

[@troppie7823]

KJay69ッ laugh not, funny didn’t

[@kcroz1104]

Troppie 🔄🔄

[@boich]

“Let’s call him Kyle.” Thanks bro.

[@younglovedamian]

This is how kids named kyle are baptized

[@crossbowkangroo2052]

Yeah not cool

[@jimmy-wf1uo]

shut up, kyle

[@lashi_0007]

shut up and go complain about hating your parents

[@kyleshook3837]

Took that one to the heart man

[@de132]

"Guava Juice is arguably one of the biggest creators on the site right now" I literally didn't know who Guava Juice before watching this video, I thought this video was actually about guava juice. I am now sad.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

When will I ever learn of the health benefits drinking guava juice does or does not have? Damn you, Gus!

[@siyacer]

I've had guava before, pretty good, I wanted to know about the juice that's made from it, but nope it's this unfunny bullshit that cokes.

[@elise_g]

The only reason I knew about him was because I used to watch Wasabi Productions (a channel he used to run with another guy) in fifth or sixth grade. But I hadn't heard of him years until this video.

[@lvbboi9]

@Caleb Mayfield he meant the fruit

[@Curvyllama]

Same

[@johannengelhardt5885]

“Don‘t litter at the theatre“ More like: Don‘t litter KZbin with your content.

[@ImJustSayin2014]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but Lele Pons sketches make more sense.

[@Itisaidinecorrect]

Lele pons sketches do make sense most of the time, but most people don't like them or think they are stupid

[@DDRWakaLaka]

y'all gonna make more vids like that pocahontas review?

[@matthewmondilla6752]

@@Itisaidinecorrect Tell me an episode of hers that makes sense at least.

[@u-jean8457]

@@Itisaidinecorrect they are stupid

[@nwrkid]

The sketch is not supposed to make sense y'all omg

[@XR-rf2tf]

“YoU brOkE mY Tv” *ACTING 100*

[@nectarinedreamsmusic]

"yOU bRokE mUh tEA vEa"

[@IncredibleMD]

The acting alone easily made it the funniest Guava Juice clip Gus has showed me. EDIT: Sorry nevermind, Don't Iron Clothes is approaching Adult Swim original live action programming surrealism. This guy could give Tim and Eric lessons on being funny.

[@BeavisSaves]

Guava has an impressive lack of talent.

[@MulletBateman]

BeavisSaves, I am the great cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole

[@summer_billo1377]

Yes

[@strictnine5684]

Aidan Cantara shut the actual frickin fuck up 😎 (my dad doesn't know I have this account ☺️ 11 yr olds should be able to curse like I'm just saying)

[@ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996]

Strict-9 studios by the pope what in the name of god is this

[@sandwich_4699]

Agreed

[@ohyeayea68]

Me: Nobody: Guava Juice: "10 WAYS TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD! NUMBER 10 - FORGETTING TO TURN OFF THE TV!"

[@havanaradio]

YEAH IS SPELLED WITH AN H

[@ohyeayea68]

DONT FORGET YOUR PIE! LOLOLOLOL

[@xxlxllaxtionllxlxx9072]

O S H 옷 *SURPRISED FACE*

[@idontcareyo4850]

Without "Me:" and "Nobody:" this would have been better!

[@lordcrayzar]

I was blissfully unaware of this bastard. Thanks a lot Gus. Godamnit

[@nickblankenship2381]

Ian Lundquist lmao

[@heeiuy2.056]

BITCH shut the fuck up!

[@Fewchore]

@@heeiuy2.056 I don't think you should be talking.

[@heeiuy2.056]

@@Fewchore EXCUSE ME!?!? there hating on a FUCKING KZbinR!!!! ALSO MY FAVOURITE ONE!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HATERS ROT IN HELL! ESPECIALLY GUS! UGH

[@Tiggy-pg2zn]

galaxy starlight chocolate lover No offence but: Firstly, don't swear. Secondly, calm down. Thirdly, Gus has some very good and reasonable points. Lastly, why are you so protective???-- if you have bad opinions of people then please keep it to yourself and try not to offend anyone else commenting here... Just some thoughts.

[@nerdcity]

“Eddy come home!” Three Words Not To Scream at a Guavas Juices Video

[@JackGillespie69]

You should do a video on the history of UwU

[@slimii275]

@@JackGillespie69 no, that's for internet historian

[@AVERAGEHOESCHMOE]

N word

[@rosienelson1004]

Nerd City when is next video, man I’m starving for 20-40 minutes commentary about merch

[@TheCreeperCyborg]

@@slimii275 neither, internet historian covers events/phenomena but emplemon could prolly do it

[@thomasquick4050]

i literally couldn't stop wheezing at the tv bit because of how stupid it was. why did he think that was a plausible thing that happens? the fact that it was broken before hand and the half hearted bat swing, mixed with the fact that he clearly was desperately trying to keep a straight face and the dead silence afterwards, it has me wheezing.

[@rossbob8872]

gus slowly tangling his cord around himself was funnier than the entire guava juice video

[@lemoncardboard1074]

He was probably thinking about taking the cord to his throat at most parts

[@kg4tnp]

"is that too mean?" No, not at all, this guy has the money to make actual funny well produced videos and yet he makes lazy stupid content.

[@moontimes54]

Preach

[@arcticowl1091]

No, all the money in the world can’t make your unfunny shit, funny

[@what-uu3zn]

he knows if he makes bad content he'll get attention

[@alyxskyler]

Well, I mean, apparently the content we think is lazy and stupid is the same content that is currently allowing him to continue is making that much money and channel growth up till now (even if he came from a much different background) by whoever his audience happens to be so it’s hard for me to fault him even if it’s fucking dumb because he’s obviously making $$$ off of it even if it feels crazy to say 🤷‍♂️

[@jackwoodruff5848]

I agree, I also like how Gus voiced his own concern about his saying the opinions. Plus his reactions were funny.

[@MC-up9nx]

Gus does impersonation of elementary school kid... ...unintentionally roasts Adam Sandler's entire career.

[@ayybee2690]

That's exactly what I thought while watching that lmao

[@nataliekate2176]

😂😂😂

[@abhisheksannidhanam6829]

C C ahahah

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Honestly, I laughed harder at Gus flailing onto the keyboard with the megaphone and saying “Comedy is very subjective” than I did during the entirety of that Guava Juice video.

[@DonutOperator]

Kyle's failure as a comedian in school has led to him punching so many holes on drywall.

[@thebussypresident7085]

What are you doing in here donut. Much love.

[@Diamondsmuggler]

Donut Operator let’s abolish the police state

[@Andriale]

Hey, I filled it in with a wad of duct tape. Fuck you.

[@XxXGoBastionsGoXxX]

Kyle Thomas I got confused until I saw you name 😂

[@lifemythanimations6606]

oh hey bagel law enforcement

[@imadisappointment1446]

Comedy is subjective But not when it isn't comedy

[@fromans1734]

Imadisappointment Guava is funny....../..././/3?)5: sejhbew3467

[@imadisappointment1446]

@@fromans1734 um? You OK there pal? Look like you had a seizure at the end there

[@fromans1734]

@@imadisappointment1446 yeah sorry i fell asleep of the keyboard :/

[@incognitoburrito6020]

@@fromans1734 Sure.

[@byHexted]

Incognito Burrito whoosh

[@kylefitz.2639]

_"You broke my TV!"_ *5 whole seconds of awkward silence*

[@888legends]

my sister keeps making kids that subscribe to guava juice.its just crazy idk if its ok for kids to see stuff like this. i feel like its the same reason I dont suggest cringy stuff I enjoy. just idk this stuff hast to be deemed on par with watching violence at least. Im happy I got to watch these guava shits without adding to his veiws

[@thefreshjc1286]

8:17 nice

[@blackyetgema1175]

When you go through the comments and while reading the text, the text happens in the video🤷🏼‍♂️

[@troydear3444]

You accidentally playing the piano in the background is funnier than Guava Juice could ever be.

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

2:35 😂 I don't know why but that had me dying.

[@jerrell1169]

The “why am I speaking like that?” actually managed to crack me up, that’s definitely what a broken man who relies entirely on screaming in a “funny” accent to make an income says.

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

I am ashamed that I laughed when he said "You broke my tv" because my humor is complete shit.

[@orcas101]

americanIdiot I laughed too but it was because I was confused and the skit was so bad

[@b2crazyeye]

@@AmericanIdiot7659 its so fucking terrible that I honestly find it funny,.

[@emperorpingusmathchannel5365]

@@AmericanIdiot7659 that skit was so fucking retarded that I had to laugh. Nothing about it made sense at any point in time. From him bringing the tv to the other guy breaking it is so damn inconsequential that it feels unexpedantly surreal.

[@jakelintereur2841]

guava juices vid be like: i dropped my soda! its funny bc my soda is now on the floor

[@dhdhhdsbbshshs7040]

Can’t like because it’s at 69

[@SUPERFREAKYYOW]

@@dhdhhdsbbshshs7040 Literally nobody fucking cares if the likes are at 69 or not just shut the fuck up about it people who are like this is so fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. It's overrated. It's not funny. Shut up.

[@joemullarkey5719]

Rice a Boni just chill out, dude

[@dhdhhdsbbshshs7040]

Rice a Boni ok boomer

[@catchylow3444]

looks to me like somebody REALLY wants likes XD

[@joemurphy5364]

I like to imagine that Roi isn't actually Guava, he's being held against his will by some menacing higher power forcing him to make these videos like Hades punishing Sisyphus by making him push that boulder up a hill for eternity, only a fate worse than death would be to make Guava Juice videos

[@flochforster8333]

He got possessed by a demon that has a cringe fetish

[@smitherboi3125]

Roi wassabi is not guava juice I refuse to accept that

[@rat_lord8985]

@@smitherboi3125 same

[@no_effin_idea2861]

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that

[@-Tidae]

Roi is rolanda, not guava So it is written.

[@gatorboycolt]

I don't know about you guys, Guava Juice is hilarious. He's loud, so he has to be funny!

[@Ianfreny]

I-

[@augustus0803]

@@Ianfreny Definitely sarcasm, especially when he/she said that Guava must be funny just cause he’s loud.

[@speedypainter52]

Exactly !! 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@nathanfracasse6645]

@@Ianfreny stop adding hyphens

[@annevanity3922]

@@nathanfracasse6645 Use proper grammar.

[@IcewhipRoxx]

With a set up like "don't bring a TV to the movie theater", you'd expect a skit where people are watching an emotional part of a movie, and then Spongebob's laugh cuts in, ruining the moment. They shush him, and Guava Juice tells them to be quiet while he's watching cartoons. It's not the funniest skit, but it's at least a setup, build up, and punchline. That's the bare bones of comedy. But what do we get instead? "Don't bring a TV to the movies! Hey, lookit me! I brought a TV to the movies! THAT"S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HUR DE DUR!"

[@emperorpingusmathchannel5365]

It is so deprived of logic that it felt surreal.

[@georgelinford5576]

Exactly.

[@katiebrice1894]

Tht Sounds like a kit the tv show friends would do

[@GaJ42]

It was so bad it felt like satire

[@Felixthe96]

😂😂😂 that’s so truuuue

[@dwightk.schrute6743]

What's sad is that gus would make a sketch about what not to do in a theater and it would literally be 100 times funnier than this... ...and it would be in his living room.

[@sirthrand1234500]

I think the joke in Guava Juice's videos is that their not funny i.e. its funny because it's not funny. it's not good comedy but apparently, it is successful.

[@benschweitzer757]

Wtf.....Dwight?!

[@undisclosedsteve6361]

@@sirthrand1234500 But it doesnt do that even well. Being unfunny is funny a bunch of the time, just off the top of my head, Kurtis Connor making dumbass puns can be funny. Because they DONT always land. This is just being crazy and ridiculous, a Kyle making content for Kyles

[@yaboikrypticck6978]

Dwight K. Schrute Get Back To The Office, Dwight!

[@cornnflaek3837]

Well 0 x 100 is still 0 so maybe rephrase

[@taylorwetherford3397]

Mr Bus Jackson, you should do both kinds of desk videos.

[@hayward325]

Yea honestly I love his unique take on dumb shit but then also that he talks about real shit

[@donny5073]

He should just do what he wants cause I mainly enjoy the videos where it looks like they had fun recording. Just like porn.

[@seanmarciniak744]

Yes I completely agree

[@ccookies3]

Yes you should crass longson

[@peytonbierens517]

I’m 17 and I just realized I was a Kyle until 9th grade😂

[@70yearoldmaninamercury81]

gus i think i speak for alotta folk when i say continue the desk videos :)..........(thanks for tha likes precciate it)

[@melissadykstra9083]

I'm convinced that lele pons and gauva juice are both the same person.

[@mrc3187]

They are the same Latinas with the worst acting/comedic skills since Amy Schumer’s debut.

[@freeziboi3249]

There is no evidence to prove otherwise.

[@doggfite]

@@mrc3187 is there a bad KZbinr called Latinas or did this get racist?

[@urmomlovesmymilksteak]

@@doggfite the fact you thought that was racist concerns me

[@Reth_Hard]

@Josh Smith Philippines is located in south america, right?

[@jessicanicole4350]

this started as a school project aspiring to be like icarly that quickly got out of hand

[@calculus3661]

Should've just sang the theme song and upload that, would have been more popular.

[@vietnamgamer9490]

Why do you have to bring these things to my attention. Ignorance truly is bliss

[@Egoblivion]

*was*

[@venkats5368]

Gus is broken. This was Guava juice's true purpose all along.

[@summer_billo1377]

You nearly have a thousand likes and this is your first comment PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[@ankithabhayan324]

@@summer_billo1377 it means that everyone that came across the comment exactly agreed with what venkat said.

[@Aurongel]

Every Guava Juice video can be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski: "Eight year olds, dude".

[@surgeonofdeath8280]

next year they'll watch pewds

[@freshpov4316]

i feel like it's hard to find a situation in life that *can't* be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski

[@DrewskiTheLegend]

Aurongel very elegantly sums up a lot of the internet actually.

[@jgttmv]

@@freshpov4316 "yeah, but that's like, your opinion, man"

[@ivratsdargy955]

I think a better quote would be one from Wayne's World: "Kids know dick"

[@greg4194]

"Don't eat a 3 course meal in the movie theater!" Cinema Cafe: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Kado2369]

At least the "Don't litter" one is a good message to the little babies watching

[@gf9698]

the only good message was then kinda ruined by a bad bit

[@HasidicKaiju]

Except the kids will now litter or knock things over cause they think its comedy.

[@hiimsaulcaveman]

I see, a fellow dunkey fan.

[@Kado2369]

@@hiimsaulcaveman Who?

[@hiimsaulcaveman]

@@Kado2369 videogamedunkey

[@Vok250]

Toddlers Gus. The target audience is literal toddlers. It's because children are a literal money printing industry that require no effort or quality. Economists have known this for decades.

[@wronggg]

"If you want to get rich, sell shit to toddlers." -Warren Buffett

[@hayleycakes3435]

Absofuckinglutely.

[@kanan348]

@Arruda Absofuckinglutaly

[@piggypoo]

@@sadmorduck7473 that makes a lot of sense, that his content targets a younger age group. and in understanding this makes me less frurstrated that something like guava juice exists.

[@Bashingblade563]

As a Kyle, it's bold of you to assume I had any social interaction as a kid

[@liv5508]

Sam n eric

[@mikeswitzer985]

Guava juice produces the same content that an alien would after given a 10 minute explanation of what comedy is

[@joeljoshyjoeljoshy7823]

An alien would be better at making me laugh.

[@the711devin4]

These aren’t jokes, they’re prompts for jokes that he didn’t bother to expand upon

[@rachmatabbid5936]

These are almost jokes

[@fries5849]

That directing joke made me mad because it’s _almost_ funny. Yes it doesn’t really make sense in the setting, but it’s so close to being a joke he just need to expand on it and he didn’t.

[@JonahNelson7]

Some of them are almost prompts for jokes. "Don't be a chair" isn't anything, it might as well have been a random string of words

[@joshuaashton1929]

It’s just, LOUD AND WEIRD THING I JUST DID, HAHAHAHAHAISHAHOAJAIBWHANSHAISWB

[@ICUPspelit69]

Calling it a prompt is generous

[@user-kj4wz3vp1j]

I kid you not, he brought his TV into the movie theater, funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@Rick-jf2ig]

Underappreciated comment

[@kiizos536]

Almost died laughing.

[@Niftyxd]

Same i already died of laughing too hard

[@icypies4121]

Lmao

[@finikkin1021]

I goota say it’s pretty funny

[@fIorisss]

ok im 2 years late but do more desk videos