Guava Juice Is Out Of Control

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[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

Ronald as the manager actually isn’t that bad of an idea. There’s definitely some comedic potential in that; I just don’t think that Guava managed to find it.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

He brutally destroyed any comedy potential there was

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Yes haha

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria cool channel bro

[@TheadoreRexicus]

Eric Andre did a really funny bit with that idea where he showed up at a McDonald's as drunk Ronald McDonald and started firing people

[@metalmissile8837]

Makes me think of how in South Park, Mickey Mouse is the owner of the Disney Company

[@Ali.bbyyy1]

That’s not Roi wassabi. That’s the alien that replaced him yall...

[@yukiecookie8616]

*Roi

[@ryzerino]

yes also its roi*

[@kirastump2989]

Dude I knowwwww. I remember their breaking apart to do different stuff video

[@yukiecookie8616]

@@kirastump2989 I know right it's so sad, I miss the old wassabi production most importantly Rolanda and Richard XD

[@gahnity]

wasabi productions was my favorite youtube channel way back when. then alex left, and guava juice was made. it was actually good and entertaining for a good 2 years, then he started trying to appeal to a really young audience and it ruined it. you hate to see it :/

[@roopkd]

As a former Dunkin employee, I can confirm we just put the leftovers in the front and keep the flavors in the back for ourselves, cuz we were greedy

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

this actually made me laugh lol-

[@katedanylenko8921]

how dare you

[@fellowhuman7085]

All of the Dannies calmly yelling "nooooo" at Danny's stand up comedy is cracking me up 😂😂😂

[@Scarawara]

Dannies doesn’t look like a real word

[@irosour7590]

“I feel like Guava Juice is fucking with me on a very personal level”

[@vinescent1370]

This quote gives off a Moistcritikal insult vibe

[@Bone_Chaser]

@@vinescent1370 yeah

[@MadWeegee]

HOL UP-

[@jennydemetree1276]

I was reading this comment at the exact time he said this lol

[@PlumAlt]

@@jennydemetree1276 me too

[@zoealana6842]

honestly a little heartbroken to see how he’s changed since he was roi wassabi. he’s literally an og youtuber but ended up rebranding to “appeal to kids” :( i understand how youtube has changed over time but it just sucks to see a classic and beloved creator who made original and genuinely funny content become such a strange influencer who’s every move feels like a cash grab :/

[@ThisisAEDEN]

I relate to this so much,I miss the old or younger him, Ok maybe now that I think about it... it’s just weird

[@star7689]

yeah same

[@streammonocowards836]

looking back at wassabi productions, it was always random = funny kids content :( but what sucks is that he never evolved with everyone else! it only got more loud and random. and like you said, a cash grab :((

[@who8518]

it really kinda hits hard and shows how much content and appeal has changed with the newer gen coming in. it’s not a bad thing per say but it’s so crazy to think abt knowing who he was before.

[@mexicanjumpingbean7710]

Yeah I remember watching him and loving his videos and it's sad to see how much he's changed. Obviously, people change and that's totally okay, but he changed in a bad way :/

[@SophTheDramaNut]

As someone who used to watch Guava Juice, watching Danny watch him is one of the most surreal things ever to me.

[@DJG_Studios]

And I love surrealism But not Salvador Dali, that guy stinks

[@A-tranQuility]

I never watched guava juice because I knew what bad content was even as like a seven year old kid

[@matahugu8675]

@@A-tranQuilityit wasn't the same content 6 years ago dude

[@KisenFranSoder]

I can’t believe I used to watch Guava Juice every day as a child. Now it just feels like I wasted my childhood away.

[@alonebutkillingit]

if you watched him as a child chances are you're still a child.

[@notalwayssunny9048]

thankfully he used to make different content though, he literally regressed with his content lmaoo

[@likeadino8580]

@@alonebutkillingit guava juice yes but the wasabi channel he used to be on is ‘old’ now. 10-9 years

[@shin_kiyo]

@@alonebutkillingitnope, i watched wassabi productions as a kid back when he was on there & i’m 19 now

[@umey3445]

You’re still a child bro

[@provyprov]

Gus Johnson put it perfectly: Guava Juice is the overly quirky kid in middle school that never became an adult

[@TooSeriously]

And then. Made. Millions. Maybe my least favorite part.

[@aclstudios]

me

[@GravyTanker]

Insert Bo Burnham Art is Dead quote

[@atleastno1willseeme]

@@GravyTanker “have you ever been to a birthday party for children and one of the children won’t stop screaming cause he’s just a little attention attractor, when he grows up to be a comical actor, he’ll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning that every day can’t be about him, theres other people you selfish asshole” - Art is dead - Bo Burham

[@lamplol7120]

I feel attacked...

[@catie5403]

"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"

[@caroline2900]

VEGGIE TALES

[@logankelley99]

VEGGIETALES

[@iruznosnhoj3288]

W E E D E A T E R

[@NotBizarro]

Ah, a Greg of culture

[@carsonscartoons7845]

A man of culture I see..

[@Spooked4u]

McDonald's coffees also function as molotov cocktails

[@Alissamongol1283]

Ikr

[@stev5703]

I remember as a kid, Guava Juice scared me. At first I thought it was an irrational fear, but I get it now.

[@WishingBabyX]

It’s sad that he peaked during the whole “Wassabi Production” era when he used to do those Rolanda and Richard skits. The “Call Me Maybe” parody was iconic back then.

[@ciaraevers3487]

the good ol' days

[@ashlymendez9277]

@@ciaraevers3487 yup

[@sheilakazvini9005]

oh my god, that was him? what a crying shame lol. reading the name "rolanda" was such a throwback to a memory i forgot i had of watching his videos

[@zoosmell_egbert]

Me and my friend were obsessed with those videos to the point where we made ourselves looked like them and roleplayed as them

[@soupishcat]

yeah i remember that it was an og iconic video

[@cassb7558]

kinda sucks that kids nowadays will remember him as guava juice and not roy wassabi from wassabi productions🥲(or more specifically rolanda)

[@avurarey464]

I thought that too

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

Roi

[@melodicbanshee4344]

I thought no one would mention it.

[@ariellelyons]

i was shocked that this is the only comment i saw mentioning it!

[@vickisoup2657]

Ya me too

[@forty_two42]

I love absurdist humor. Homestar Runner, Jake and Amir, the birthday boys, etc. But they still do the humor part too. Not just the absurdity.

[@DumbFishes]

The McDonal skit is a reference to a woman who sued McDonals because their coffee was so hot that she spilled it on her body and it gave her Third degree burns

[@kenmaswatermelon832]

Ye it fused her labia together so I don’t blame her

[@steamis6469]

Guava jucie’s content is like the annoying kid in an inprov class who thinks he’s super funny and just steamrolls everyone else even tho he’s terrible at improv and just isn’t funny

[@KP_Gem]

Omg YES.

[@user-rg1xq4qm9t]

That’s Michael Scott

[@renno2679]

He's Michael Scott at improv class.

[@pinkpeppers5580]

@@user-rg1xq4qm9t I was just about to say that 🤣

[@mr.shepherdspie7958]

office reference?

[@audreeg5902]

It’s crazy to me that there’s a whole generation that won’t know him as Roy wasabi

[@iwillpeeyourpants3057]

That's why he was familiar holy crap

[@bruhafrog226]

literally the whole reason i understood his humor was cause it was just.. wassabi humor..but worse now

[@maehadid9504]

Rolanda raised me😩🤚

[@kirin1230]

That's... Tragic

[@audreeg5902]

@@maehadid9504 Roland and Richard 😩

[@octave772]

I love the theory that every Guava Juice video is personalized just to fuck with the viewer

[@bradentheman1373]

I know I’m a year late but I’ve come back to say, his newest video, he’s started to make a change, and I’m exited to see a change in his content because he even said it had taken a big toll on him, so I am happy for him, and hope he can turn be happy with he creates.

[@vietnamgamer9490]

“These videos make me tired” that’s so relatable. Maybe the only relatable thing in this video.

[@sadmermaid]

I'm frightened. Do people like this exist for real?

[@andrewmaloney69]

Ikr

[@BraydenWilliamsonYeet]

Yes

[@Frivolousfruitcake]

Maybe that’s why parents put this on for their kids... so they take their nap xD

[@Kaunoe]

Idk, Danny staring at a wall talking about icecrean was pretty relatable

[@cartkart1]

Whenever Guava Juice doesn’t scream or do a weird voice it almost feels like he’s a real person

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

He's like the kid who came out of womb in 9 days instead of 9 months. If I made content like that I'd jump off a cliff. Glad I make normal content

[@kurti.cy.]

Like Collins key

[@screamsformemes]

keyword ALMOST

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Sad thing he was good before he made guava juice

[@moonlightdancer2750]

I’m your 333rd like😄❤️

[@Akitsunesceilingfan]

11:30 Not all mimes are silent, but I get your point.

[@unknownedleaf]

as the ceo of mcdonalds (im not an expert, im literally the ceo of mcdonalds), i can confirm it is customer policy to light our customers on fire with our patented gasoline coffee

[@devynmarie2532]

“and then it just took a left turn, and then it took like 50 more left turns” and i live by that.

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

I read this as he said it

[@itsmeabbyp7307]

Mi perdonas?

[@geesegoose3267]

But that just a bunch of circles

[@KiwiTheBloop]

@@geesegoose3267 that's what I said

[@felixstone3.14]

Corkle

[@cosmosisrose]

I hate the fact that kids are growing up watching that stuff. Like previous generations grew up on dumb random humour too, that's just what appeals to kids. But some of the stuff on that channel and elsewhere on KZbin is straight up brainrot...and the sexual content, stereotypes, etc. are worrying too. And so many kids are just watching it nonstop, the algorithm just feeds them more and more and their parents don't know any better or sometimes just don't care. Maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion idk, it just feels bad to me

[@mahnoorahmad1690]

And those kids will never know the golden age of Roi on Wasabi Productions :(

[@warriorcatfanhawksky]

I work in a school and actually have noticed a third grader watching sniperwolf, my soul died a little

[@ew275x]

I dunno, our dads and grandpas grew up watching racist, sexist, homophobic cartoons/books and plenty of people grew up watching glorified toy commercials.

[@br0k3nman]

At least the stuff I grew up with like “all your base” and “badger badger badger” had a sense of true randomness that had a sense of some sort of real humor in them. They aren’t the best examples but I’m thinking of newgrounds and places that had this shared sense of goofiness or irony.

[@mrdepresso5453]

I'm a kid and I think these channels are just annoying what's the point of making an entire set and not having a script it's like making a CGI movie without editing.

[@realafah]

To be fair, in France there are (at least) two different types of mimes. One is just a mime like we all know, and a Pierrot. Last I remember, they can talk, or at the very least some of them do. Also, mimes are seen mainly with happy faces while Pierrots are sad faced.

[@viapatel4961]

Is it common do they Roam the streets

[@realafah]

@@viapatel4961 I don’t live in France so I’m not sure. They’re more like a clown is here, where I believe they are in performance shows as opposed to mines who do street performances. I’ve only really seen pierrots depicted in indoors (or tents) performances

[@realafah]

@@viapatel4961 I just remembered a great example of a pierrott of resent years! It's a youtuber named Puddles Pity Party and he does song covers. He was even on americas got talent at one point too (or at least im pretty sure it was america's got talent)

[@viapatel4961]

@@realafah thank you! I just checked him out and he’s absolutely great and what he does, some really interesting stuff here

[@dylanmeyer2105]

I miss Wasabi Productions💀

[@JessicaRyan408]

So basically he’s turning into the annoying orange

[@krimzyn4012]

Oh he’s gone further than that-

[@DonutCare564]

@@krimzyn4012 yup! At least annoying Orange had/has ACTUAL jokes and not just randomness lol

[@optimisticoscar4711]

@Massimo Conelli so just annoying then

[@bogeXD]

@@DonutCare564 but they aren't making any more new jokes. They are all the same these days and are kinda getting sad.

[@patch7151]

Annoying guava

[@cranelord]

This feels like shady brand recognition targeted to children. No way they actually spent the money to buy all of those branded props just for one video.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

ikrrr! I felt the same

[@marchforth3515]

That’s a good observation, I didn’t think about that

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

The views they get pay for those props and more

[@IratePuffin]

Pretty sure you hit the nail on the head!

[@elimerritt4849]

Views on children’s content pay surprisingly well so if they are or aren’t sponsored they are still making a ridiculous amount of money

[@BrookeH09]

The first one actually happened. A women went through a drive thru to order a hot coffee from mcdonalds. But the person who made her coffee put the tempature way over the legal limit for food and drinks. So whenever the woman go her coffee she end up spilling it on her lap and having extreme burns on her upper leg, groin area. The woman didnt even want to press charges to mcdonalds but what she did want to do is raise awareness for her situation and for people to understand that this wasnt okay. She ended up in a lawsuit with mcdonalds

[@autumna6374]

The stare as Danny watches Danny eat ice cream that manifested out of the wall dust, amazing

[@squid235]

“That was the best acting I’ve ever seen” “How”

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

lol

[@charlotte6154]

@@DyslexicMitochondria your user 👁👄👁

[@dayaneperez8086]

@@charlotte6154 innit😭🦶🏾

[@Shanzieee]

WTF IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE 😭 😂 I fricking love it 😳

[@squid235]

@@Shanzieee dr squidenchmirts

[@avam3740]

Danny looks like he's aging, just backwards

[@Cinnabun9]

He'll probably age into a child at this point

[@katherinehollis4882]

It’s because he’s eating his almonds

[@alexjones2519]

i can’t say this enough, la croix is the fountain of youth

[@jenniferhilton3824]

Unrelated but I love your pfp

[@maxzban1227]

@@katherinehollis4882 I got that one

[@damonthukral1700]

Bro I love how your talking about guava juice because was my childhood but like him from like 5 years ago

[@StinkySandism]

all the humour is so exaggerated that to the point where you can’t be sure if its meant to be relatable

[@OneTopic]

Oh my gosh your hair. Please tell me you’re doing hair product promos.

[@serotonindealermcstuffins]

Haha yess

[@thelanktheist2626]

Who knew One Topic was a Greg

[@zapthebird8141]

Bro his hair is fabulous

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

You should have seen his pineapple hair..

[@angelodenver9133]

Like everything about him 100% genetics, the only way to get his hair is if is resting on the top of your.......

[@yukihinakurotsuchi7367]

This guy used to be in Wassabi Productions years ago, and the comedy wasn't that bad, you could get a few chuckles, but then he just left and went apeshit

[@elijahfranklin6616]

Money does that do a person sadly

[@kurti.cy.]

I think it’s because kids entertainment is easy and a quick cash grab seeing as kids will watch anything

[@Mythicalrulesme]

I remember a few years back I used to love his parody of Call Me Maybe

[@winonarose7488]

Yeah I remember watching Wassabi Productions with my sister and having a pretty good time. Sad how Alex is married and actually making likeable content, while Roy's doing.... this.

[@rey1185]

rolanda and richard = modern PEAK romance

[@catforev]

7:14 lol I love how his eyes look like they have the play button(▶️) as pupils

[@chance1479]

I'm like 9% sure McDonald's employee's have to clean the ice cream machine daily so when they don't want to they just say "Oh our ice cream machine is broken"

[@3milytayl0r]

As a McDonald’s employee i can promise you those are all things that happen

[@decimals1238]

Wait you guys are airbenders

[@yoimcarter]

@@decimals1238 LMAO

[@jellyfishin]

I bet your manager is the avatar

[@polk-e-dot8177]

@@jellyfishin no she said these are things that happen, so ofc their manager is Ronald McJoker.

[@jellyfishin]

@@polk-e-dot8177 *so ronald is the avatar*

[@N.Doughnut]

Oh my god. That mcdonalds coffee burning joke was a reference to a real woman that got real 3rd degree burns and really sued mcdonalds for gross neglegence. I thought he was a kids channel

[@etanu8308]

jesus christ

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Oh he is... thats the kinda content kids like to watch apparently. Ive seen way worse stuff in kids videos.

[@charleychaplin7490]

She was 70 too and almost died from the burns because mc Donalds had the coffee at a ridiculous hot temperature and had to sue when mc Donald's refused to pay her medical bills that she couldn't afford theres a whole episode of Adam ruins everything on it

[@Leah-ne2dk]

@@charleychaplin7490 yeah, she didn’t do it on purpose, she just felt like she had to.

[@ArnLPs]

@@charleychaplin7490 I said the same thing in my comment, I kinda think it makes the joke better to know about that and considering how people used to talk about that woman thanks to McDonald's propaganda about her, his joke is surprisingly in good taste in my opinion, since it's the employers that are depicted as acting dumb and weird, not the woman for expecting not to be burned to death by their coffee.

[@Al___]

0:03 omg I cant believe Danny made the ADHD show

[@OfficallJaxson]

Something’s I always find insane is that only about 4 years ago I was a kid watching Guava Juice and I’m watching Danny make a video about them now. WOW MY HUMOR HAS CHANGED

[@Carbonbblack]

I hate that every female character he brings on just has no personality and there only thing is to be sexual. That’s such a bad stereotype for kids to see.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

It's absolutely awful. He has an iq of a rock. If I made videos like that I'd jump off a cliff. Glad I don't

[@danielretardo7075]

@@DyslexicMitochondria you got a cool channel bro

[@hgdrrfgrg]

Ok my tiny pea brain thought you were talking about Danny for a moment i was legit about to ask what kid is watching Danny Gonzalez I'm mad stupid

[@moremitochondria2737]

@@DyslexicMitochondria exactly

[@jazz624]

Right.

[@Soladat]

tbh that first "what not to do at mcdonalds" is probably about the one lady who got horrible burns all over her body costing thousands of dollars in medical care after a mcdonalds coffee that was at obscene temperatures spilled on her. Instead of changing the temp they keep the coffee, mcdonalds just added that "caution: drink is hot" text on the cups. Which kinda makes that one a little :///

[@imalittlestinker]

... oof

[@DuckBilledAtheist]

And then they spun the case into a frivolous lawsuit done by an angry, money hungry customer

[@masochistic_art]

how tf do you even accidentally make a coffee that hot

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

her LABIA MELTED TOGETHER

[@Sky-rr6tp]

@@DuckBilledAtheist it wasn’t frivolous dude. The coffee was dangerously hot and when it burned her lap, it fused the 79 year old’s genitalia together. There are pictures if you want to see and they’re pretty horrific. She just wanted McDonald’s to pay her medical expenses, estimated at $20,000. McDonald’s only offered $800 so she filed the lawsuit.

[@wampiroza]

his videos are this type of videos i would find absolutely hilarous if i was drunk or high lol

[@Jiiu27]

I love Danny Gonzalez videos 😍

[@lynnley1720]

danny must be eating his almonds because he’s literally aging backwards

[@derekkim593]

You should see how he looked in high school

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

You should see how he looked in middle school

[@random_dragon]

Now I'm just imagining all baby pictures of him looking like a full grown adult

[@sexytrashbag]

He really is tho..

[@emma-os2sm]

stolen joke

[@hayden1300]

i HATE when the mcdonald’s worker throws burning hot coffee on me- happens all the time 🙄✋🏽

[@jaenmiyuki6357]

Ugh for real! Thats why I stopped going to McDonald's. I got tired of getting burned and having coffee stains on my clothes 😒

[@pixuiplus8093]

And when I talk to the manager, I become a robot and I malfunction and Ronald fixes me! Ugh, what a horrible experience.

[@zeppoli9news342]

It happened to my mom! She got a lot of burns. She barely has any clothes without coffe burning stains. It even burned her french fires 😭✋

[@griffinyy]

I stop going to McDonald after the through a coffee on my dog and he started to burn, they started to sell dog meat the next day....

[@fruitygarlic3601]

McDonald's actually tried to defame an 80 year old woman who sued them for coffee burns that required a skin graft.

[@frasermcgeough]

Congrats on 6 million subs Danny!

[@kaylabug5317]

these where super relatable 10/10!

[@SKippySounds]

I'll be honest, as a Filipino growing up seeing this guy on Wassabi Productions was awesome because I was basically seeing someone like me represent on KZbin. It gave me this idea that I could probably make it and be successful on KZbin too. So to see how far he's fallen as a KZbinr and resorted to basically making kids' content because something something algorithm something something views and revenue is so sad.

[@inkyartss4100]

‘I’M NOT GIRIY!’ Wasabi productions was the best.

[@yssa1945]

@Human Centered not everyone thinks like u tho. and this is why representation matters.

[@essieemahone]

@Human Centered you are probably white/caucasian etc. Not seeing people like yourself (specially in your childhood) sometimes makes you feel like it isn't your place. Same for people with disabilities, lgbtq, different body size and so on!

[@essieemahone]

@@yssa1945 yes!!! For kids the most👌

[@ratedpending]

At least you got the homie domics tho still

[@mooselove]

My son has watched this train wreck for a few years and even he’s at the point “I don’t understand what he’s doing, or what’s going on, it’s not even funny”. He’s 9. Farts and peepee are peak humor.

[@ireadysucks3026]

don’t blame youtubers for poopoo peepee humor. all children think that’s comedy, even kids that don’t even know what KZbin is

[@emmaly8993]

@@ireadysucks3026 I think they mean the kid likes poopoo and peepee humor and they don’t even like guava I don’t think they are blaming it on youtube

[@charlienegelein3898]

@@ireadysucks3026 All children? No thank you I haven't watched Guava Juice for at least 4 years and even then I didn't like him but he has gotten significantly worse. Danny Gonzalez is the much superior option. So is Jarvis Johnson, Kurtis Conner, and Drew Gooden. But of course, those really are all the same person in disguise.

[@loodle5515]

i mean, i’m 18 and fart and peepee jokes are still peak humor... this is just two people on shrooms’ hallucination

[@ireadysucks3026]

@@emmaly8993 that’s my point

[@cockandballs69696]

The mime :talks Me: dies

[@SOPHI529]

Fun fact: the McDonalds coffee one was inspired by one of McDonalds biggest lawsuits 😭

[@sari9645]

I know I consumed horrible lowkey brain-rotting content as a child but I’m genuinely concerned for how today’s children will end up with content like Guava Juices

[@user-vy9mt3vr4r]

I hated Guava Juice the minute i saw him and his bad thumbnails on the trending page...

[@thetruth830]

The only kids creator my mom lets my brother watch is blippi at this point

[@YodsYunkestYriver]

@@thetruth830 arguabley worse

[@YodsYunkestYriver]

@Tegan gotta say, I always thought he was overrated

[@shiannafoxx]

Same it's kinda scary. All I know is my kids are gonna grow up with the good classics like Blues Clues, Dora/Diego, Ni Hao Kai-Lan, Wonder Pets, Barney, etc.

[@lemonbloomss840]

honestly, his original content was so much better because he was actually having fun while making his videos. now, he’s just doing it for views and money

[@ella8070.]

If him and Alex kept doing what they were doing they could be huge I just looked up his old channel and one video has 76 million views like he had a fan base.

[@lemonbloomss840]

@@ella8070. exactly

[@liz-eh9pc]

eutu

[@who8518]

i remember being heartbroken when they went about their own ways to do what they wanted. i was so disappointed when i found roi later bathing in orbeeze and slime. i understand he changed to fit the new demographics and “trends”, aka what the new gen of kids like to watch, but damn he lost such a solid and loyal following in the process.

[@lemonbloomss840]

@@who8518 ik it’s really disappointing

[@katiethulin5223]

I watch Danny while I work and some of the stuff that comes on my screen must creep my coworkers out

[@azucarblimp]

The part that made me laugh the hardest was the audience in sync just goin’ “ok”

[@DT-om9ji]

Is no one gonna talk about how terrifying this guy’s video thumbnails are? Shit looks absolutely DEMONIC bruh lmao

[@nectaroftheswans]

I mean he did play in youtubes best demonic murder mystery escape room (or town in his case) so he should be used to demonic looking things

[@largemale7821]

hahah 😂

[@LoganAllec]

here I was thinking you were going on some rant about some tropical beverage 🍹

[@pushimka]

i wish

[@rheanasmith9011]

same lol until i saw it was an actual person

[@F0g1sC0ming]

Logan! I didn't expect to see you here!

[@BobbEditz]

Here before it blows up lol

[@gabisrluna]

Logan I see u on Colleen’s comment section all the time!

[@Shark_.L0VER]

As a French person, i can confirm we all look like cheap mimes and speak in english with a weird French accent.

[@ly_lh09]

Watching Guava Juice makes me feel like I'm on crack cocaine but I got it from someone who works at 7-Eleven

[@InfamousSwoosh]

Yeah guava juice is kinda wacky and all but Danny, nice hair man

[@phycisist2367]

Oh it’s you uhhh (quick say something clever) uhhh infamous swoosh more like infamous Danny I literally have no idea what to say so

[@oatman0]

Cheese

[@bread7865]

Yeah it's looking pretty fine today

[@Hadahuda]

ok

[@jacksoncross8656]

Nice Checkmark

[@Willdeas04]

Anybody remember the “rolanda” parody days of guava juice

[@Sirens_kai]

Or the bathtub videos

[@myahmasoner4741]

Oh my god I miss those so much.

[@scoundral2995]

god i miss that time now its just unfunny gags and videos

[@rodzjunk7141]

Or Rolando the Explorer

[@abigailfrey57]

I remember that

[@LouieEvan-cook-zz2qk]

The simultaneous “okay” in. The comedy section😂😂

[@id0it_6446]

It's weird how they can have enough money to make the background look nice but don't have enough money to have a good editor to do the affects

[@kayleecasey560]

Coming from a McDonald’s employee: I can confirm every time someone comes in and orders a single coffee, we throw it at them and set them on fire.

[@VROOM-]

ong bro, as someone who drives a bus, ppl be snacking on our school buses.

[@rieioo9827]

@@VROOM- im the school bus and this is true

[@Mirelurksaremyfav]

Where do y’all keep the gasoline? For um.. research.. yeah.. research.

[@kayleecasey560]

@@Mirelurksaremyfav It’s actually in the drink machine. The reason McDonald’s sprite tastes so good is because we have a constant stream of gasoline running through all our soft drinks

[@Legend234_VRC]

I am coffee and that true

[@hadiaalkhafaji2025]

The Guava Juice channel is for iPad kids and only iPad kids

[@Potato2mato]

Guaranteed.

[@aspenisthebest]

not ipad kids 😩

[@nomianquotes1960]

A little louder for the people in the back please 👀🙏✨

[@VMPSTER]

with their volume at 100% while attached to a speaker :D

[@kakyoin5862]

i’m an ipad kid i feel severely disrespected

[@dontcommitarson]

Completely unrelated to the video, but Danny’s eyes are mesmerizing

[@urlocalhistorygirl]

"these videos make me tired" we are very tied and true good sir

[@alyx_4635]

I found him and Alex as very entertaining before. Now, he's weird, really. Like, what happened to the old Roi/Guava Juice?

[@frogsfrommars8711]

Exactly I used to love their content sm 😢

[@someidiot5335]

Same I always watched his content as a child all the way since him and Alex were in wassabi productions but now his content turned bad and same with his cousin 😕

[@emmaryartistry2874]

Yeah I used to watch them a few years ago, eventually stopped watching... Now it just seems like they went insane??

[@Lilly-zc1he]

Honestly man the things people do for KZbin “fame”

[@paigepatton9287]

plus there are totally other things he's good at like the piano

[@matthewjury4385]

Tbh Danny’s “not funny” stand up is actually hilarious - this boy cannot miss

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

That was my favorite part.

[@pense_6492]

Hey guys can I have a time stamp 😅

[@Cornphobe]

@@pense_6492 3:07

[@ToasterBrain51702]

Tbh Danny’s “not funny”

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

Man*

[@spidermonkey7739]

Yeah I agree

[@little_j]

10:33 I literally took a 3 hour nap midway through a guava clip so I fully agree XD

[@willishortforwillius]

it’s weird how his videos are “targeted towards kids” but he over sexualizes some characters-like the wendy’s character.

[@behappy30004]

Fr😀🤚

[@sarahb8147]

I was thinking that too. Internet is a bad place for kids

[@who8518]

if you remember back when he did the rolanda skits he didn’t sexualize her nearly as much. i think he attempted to do the same thing but it flopped lol. then again, he purposely had rolanda be ‘ugly’ and repulsive.

[@bag.of.bones.]

really bad representation of women for kids to watch tbh

[@sarahb8147]

@@bag.of.bones. exactly what I was thinking honestly. Starting the dehumanization and objectification early. No wonder gen z is full of misogynists.

[@alextheasparagus6675]

this is like the new generation of “bla bla bla PIZZA lol so rAnDoM xDDD”

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Lol ikr

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Right 🤦 There's so many of these nonsensical,nom comedic channels the real shitty part though is a lot of these "creators" are making some serious bank. I mean I appreciate the hussle as much as the next person but the stunts/skits and vids just feel cheap and are obviously made for a younger audience but like Danny mentioned their sets,and costumes are nice so I guess I'll give em' that.

[@butasimpleidiotwizard]

I mean comparing this to some old smosh videos it's really not that different it just has higher production value, 11 year olds evidently just find this stuff funny no matter when they were born

[@Snippe475]

If anyone ever sees my really old hangouts messages, I will die on the spot. I said "random(loch)ness(monster)" frequently and I thought it was cool. Kill me.

[@tinar8828]

@@NorthernGreenEyes Stuff for kids has always been strange- PeeWee? Spongebob? Alf? The people making those were making millions too. Nothing new here.

[@DistantLoner]

I think that the mime was done miming for the day, and wanted free doughnuts on the way home.

[@fufutu6782]

"I can see it !" _ *you didn't have to cut me off*

[@bencouch2024]

I think I figured it out. He's using learning AI to write his scripts for him. Like those ones shitposters use to make episodes of the office. So he probably just put in 10 things not to do at McDonald's and the AI searched the internet and found a popular item (coffee), a notorious problem (Ice cream machine), and then it found ronald and put him as the manager and then made a jumbled mess of a script that like almost kind of makes sense?

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Makes sense tbh

[@meggo2z]

makes a lot of sense considering how much he uploads. his characters are probably over the top to make up for the fact that the AI is shitty. he’s been on youtube for a very long time and started doing weird “trendy” content after his partner and friend left him to do other things. what he does now is very cringe but he’s making bank 🤷‍♀️

[@lauriex8832]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next MatPat.

[@amisanders467]

This makes a lot a lot of sense. Dang

[@sergiod6077]

I mean, kind of, bc AI is either self taught, or trained by humans, which might be the case if u wanna make shitty videos but also the hardest and longest to programme and it only works when many projects are handled

[@vality2115]

“Here’s ten things not to do at Dunkin Donuts” *proceeds to transcend to the 5th dimension*

[@helloworld366]

No-clip to the backrooms

[@HxneyBuns]

I mean, you probably shouldn't transcend to the 5th dimension at Dunkin Donuts

[@fries4me10]

Genuinely made me laugh bro. Thanks!

[@Alex-rx2cm]

😂😂

[@traumatizedbysmile8399]

I remember watching his 3AM videos and the slime videos and the challenge videos as a child. I even download the tub tapper game and I was addicted. Sure, I am still a child because I’m 14 but honestly, he introduced me to the trends of 2010. If I never knew about him, I wouldn’t know about the “Andy’s coming” challenge or the “Shoot” dance challenge.

[@Sentient_battle_toaster]

The skits that he makes are so funny

[@RickyRegal.]

Guava juice use to be a relatively normal youtuber where he use to do skits, challenge videos, vlogs with his friend alex wassabi. Now they've gone there seperate paths, his channel guava juice use to be a gaming channel but it switched to the kiddy side afer a few years.

[@yobread1736]

Yea they used to be my favorite youtubers in 2013 and stuff until they both separated :(

[@Neha-tn4yu]

I’m pretty sure Alex wassabi quit KZbin pretty recently

[@Ramanmk]

Rip

[@apieceofstupidity1879]

I remember Guava playing Among The Sleep, that was a better time

[@sadmousemuffin5536]

So true

[@allyote8071]

the sexual tension between danny and express vpn is insane, why arent they dating yet

[@anniehutchins13]

I know right they should stop playing around and get together 🚢🚢

[@orcasarentwhales]

Its because he doesn't want to cheat on Drew

[@chunkycrab7308]

It’s because he can’t get over his wife that died in Afghanistan

[@iolanda_liang]

@@chunkycrab7308 such a sad story 😔

[@crikeyitseva]

slowburn 100k

[@OrtizIndustries]

Lmao, when he puts his own hand on his shoulder like it’s somebody else 🤣

[@grimm3392]

To be fair the food inspector bit made me laugh out of pure whiplash

[@notnina7330]

stop. breathe. take a moment to appreciate Danny’s hair.

[@kurti.cy.]

I’m not sure how such perfection exists

[@Fr4gileGh05t]

The perfect hair doesn't exi-

[@tuxedosteve9556]

Imagine not having his hair, cringe

[@Bellarose52810]

Fr

[@alliebrooks5106]

my obsession with danny is growing

[@bravestdumbass]

my middle school best friend and i were obsessed with wassabi productions back then...now this is just embarrassing

[@andrewkiraly7265]

Exactly!

[@anaj6263]

Ikr

[@c0n5ole]

what are you 10

[@bravestdumbass]

@@c0n5ole well, it was middle school,so yeah i was a child lmao

[@sophierose9429]

Same..😞🤚

[@MK6ULTRA9]

i work at mcdonalds, and ALL of this is true. cant believe he learned our secrets

[@Jiiu27]

Awesome video Danny

[@katelynmelody7623]

wassabi productions breaking up was one of the greatest tragedies of my childhood

[@madidiaveli]

same

[@Fiemus9]

Same, I sang My names Rolanda for a year

[@TotalleeLee]

Ugh yeah :/

[@bravestdumbass]

yeah just look at what roi is doing now :sob:

[@dreamersince08]

same

[@ChengTeoh]

If you make enough left turns don't you eventually end up being relatable?

[@pushimka]

hi

[@wild8720]

I guess

[@keshabaryal8789]

hi verified person

[@Justin-qe6gj]

Ok

[@taylorahring5416]

Rectangble

[@armoredgeo6621]

I did not expect the coffee being thrown. That had me dying lmao

[@lott1e]

this gives off smosh's every blank evers if everyone was drunk and high asf

[@Gromek999]

Every time you say “great day” i’d like to imagine you say “Greg day”

[@Fionacle]

I have to learn how to edit audio for this specific thing

[@PissyLissy]

Petition for Danny to start saying that

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Wish he'd start saying that lol

[@danielretardo7075]

@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about your username so clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

[@moremitochondria2737]

@dyslexic mitochondria You have an amazing channel man

[@classy-like-leigh2637]

I believe the coffee “joke” was about the grandma who was severely burned from a McDonald’s and if I’m right that is frankly disrespectful

[@backscatter3171]

Well, whatever it was based off of it wasn't funny anyway. I can't imagine any young kids laughing at this

[@volcanoherogc6057]

Yea. The woman from the coffee lawsuit has third degree burns after dropping 130°f coffee on herself and had to get painful skin grafts. She only wanted McDonald’s to pay her medical bills, but they refused.

[@hayleysmith347]

@@volcanoherogc6057 It was hotter than that. It was 200 degrees. The boiling point is 212. Most companies sell coffee at the most 160 degrees.

[@beccacatherine1143]

@@Ihavepinkeye wait who did?

[@emerz3530]

McDonalds tried to frame her as a crazy lady who poured slightly warm coffee on herself and sued them. The old lady didn't even want money, she just wanted them to apologize and make their coffee colder.

[@JSK1129]

It's been two years and Guava still haven't explained why he made that one guy a mime

[@cassidy_glamrockchicaonyt]

I got popcorn just to watch this.