Guava Juice Is Out Of Control

[@devynmarie2532]

“and then it just took a left turn, and then it took like 50 more left turns” and i live by that.

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

I read this as he said it

[@itsmeabbyp7307]

Mi perdonas?

[@geesegoose3267]

But that just a bunch of circles

[@KiwiTheBloop]

@@geesegoose3267 that's what I said

[@felixstone3.14]

Corkle

[@zoealana6842]

honestly a little heartbroken to see how he’s changed since he was roi wassabi. he’s literally an og youtuber but ended up rebranding to “appeal to kids” :( i understand how youtube has changed over time but it just sucks to see a classic and beloved creator who made original and genuinely funny content become such a strange influencer who’s every move feels like a cash grab :/

[@ThisisAEDEN]

I relate to this so much,I miss the old or younger him, Ok maybe now that I think about it... it’s just weird

[@star7689]

yeah same

[@streammonocowards836]

looking back at wassabi productions, it was always random = funny kids content :( but what sucks is that he never evolved with everyone else! it only got more loud and random. and like you said, a cash grab :((

[@who8518]

it really kinda hits hard and shows how much content and appeal has changed with the newer gen coming in. it’s not a bad thing per say but it’s so crazy to think abt knowing who he was before.

[@mexicanjumpingbean7710]

Yeah I remember watching him and loving his videos and it's sad to see how much he's changed. Obviously, people change and that's totally okay, but he changed in a bad way :/

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

Ronald as the manager actually isn’t that bad of an idea. There’s definitely some comedic potential in that; I just don’t think that Guava managed to find it.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

He brutally destroyed any comedy potential there was

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Yes haha

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria cool channel bro

[@TheadoreRexicus]

Eric Andre did a really funny bit with that idea where he showed up at a McDonald's as drunk Ronald McDonald and started firing people

[@metalmissile8837]

Makes me think of how in South Park, Mickey Mouse is the owner of the Disney Company

[@TheDramaNut]

As someone who used to watch Guava Juice, watching Danny watch him is one of the most surreal things ever to me.

[@DJG_Studios]

And I love surrealism But not Salvador Dali, that guy stinks

[@matahugu8675]

@A-tranQuilityit wasn't the same content 6 years ago dude

[@gilnahnu]

@@matahugu8675 yeah, i used to watch guava juice for his gaming content , that was around 2016 im sure.

[@YandereDarlingsknife]

YEAH

[@LoganAllec]

here I was thinking you were going on some rant about some tropical beverage 🍹

[@pushimka]

i wish

[@rheanasmith9011]

same lol until i saw it was an actual person

[@F0g1sC0ming]

Logan! I didn't expect to see you here!

[@BobbEditz]

Here before it blows up lol

[@gabisrluna]

Logan I see u on Colleen’s comment section all the time!

[@vietnamgamer9490]

“These videos make me tired” that’s so relatable. Maybe the only relatable thing in this video.

[@sadmermaid]

I'm frightened. Do people like this exist for real?

[@andrewmaloney69]

Ikr

[@TheSiegeSigmasYT]

Yes

[@Frivolousfruitcake]

Maybe that’s why parents put this on for their kids... so they take their nap xD

[@Kaunoe]

Idk, Danny staring at a wall talking about icecrean was pretty relatable

[@cartkart1]

Whenever Guava Juice doesn’t scream or do a weird voice it almost feels like he’s a real person

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

He's like the kid who came out of womb in 9 days instead of 9 months. If I made content like that I'd jump off a cliff. Glad I make normal content

[@kurti.cy.]

Like Collins key

[@screamsformemes]

keyword ALMOST

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Sad thing he was good before he made guava juice

[@cinnagrits]

I’m your 333rd like😄❤️

[@roopkd]

As a former Dunkin employee, I can confirm we just put the leftovers in the front and keep the flavors in the back for ourselves, cuz we were greedy

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

this actually made me laugh lol-

[@katedanylenko8921]

how dare you

[@bigheadgamerboy4369]

as a current dunkin employee i can confirm we are like goblins protecting our gold pile

[@Arthurmorgan9987]

We want the flavours not the leftovers

[@acoloz1644]

@@Arthurmorgan9987shut up

[@Ali.bbyyy1]

That’s not Roi wassabi. That’s the alien that replaced him yall...

[@yukiecookie8616]

*Roi

[@ryzerino]

yes also its roi*

[@kirastump2989]

Dude I knowwwww. I remember their breaking apart to do different stuff video

[@yukiecookie8616]

@@kirastump2989 I know right it's so sad, I miss the old wassabi production most importantly Rolanda and Richard XD

[@gahnity]

wasabi productions was my favorite youtube channel way back when. then alex left, and guava juice was made. it was actually good and entertaining for a good 2 years, then he started trying to appeal to a really young audience and it ruined it. you hate to see it :/

[@OneTopic]

Oh my gosh your hair. Please tell me you’re doing hair product promos.

[@serotonindealermcstuffins]

Haha yess

[@thelanktheist2626]

Who knew One Topic was a Greg

[@zapthebird8141]

Bro his hair is fabulous

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

You should have seen his pineapple hair..

[@angelodenver9133]

Like everything about him 100% genetics, the only way to get his hair is if is resting on the top of your.......

[@matthewjury4385]

Tbh Danny’s “not funny” stand up is actually hilarious - this boy cannot miss

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

That was my favorite part.

[@pense_6492]

Hey guys can I have a time stamp 😅

[@Cornphobe]

@@pense_6492 3:07

[@ToasterBrain51702]

Tbh Danny’s “not funny”

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

Man*

[@fellowhuman7085]

All of the Dannies calmly yelling "nooooo" at Danny's stand up comedy is cracking me up 😂😂😂

[@Decayingcandycorn]

Dannies doesn’t look like a real word

[@chicken_and_ricee]

@@Decayingcandycornfr

[@chicken_and_ricee]

If you are calling Danny’s fandom “Dannie’s” do you even watch his videos?

[@fellowhuman7085]

@@chicken_and_ricee I'm not referring to his fandom tho

[@nhuchuatungco]

​@@chicken_and_ricee his fandom are gregs lol

[@catie5403]

"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"

[@caroline2900]

VEGGIE TALES

[@logankelley99]

VEGGIETALES

[@iruznosnhoj3288]

W E E D E A T E R

[@NotBizarro]

Ah, a Greg of culture

[@carsonscartoons7845]

A man of culture I see..

[@WishingBabyX]

It’s sad that he peaked during the whole “Wassabi Production” era when he used to do those Rolanda and Richard skits. The “Call Me Maybe” parody was iconic back then.

[@ciaraevers3487]

the good ol' days

[@ashlymendez9277]

@@ciaraevers3487 yup

[@zoosmell_egbert]

Me and my friend were obsessed with those videos to the point where we made ourselves looked like them and roleplayed as them

[@soupishcat]

yeah i remember that it was an og iconic video

[@abigailhosey_]

Ik it’s so disappointing I was a fan of him during that time but now I don’t think I could watch 5 minutes of his content (without Danny interrupting lmao)

[@irosour7590]

“I feel like Guava Juice is fucking with me on a very personal level”

[@vinescent1370]

This quote gives off a Moistcritikal insult vibe

[@Bone_Chaser]

@@vinescent1370 yeah

[@MadWeegee]

HOL UP-

[@jennydemetree1276]

I was reading this comment at the exact time he said this lol

[@PlumAlt]

@@jennydemetree1276 me too

[@Spooked4u]

McDonald's coffees also function as molotov cocktails

[@Alissamongol1283]

Ikr

[@Nobody-j2r]

Testicular cancer

[@squid235]

“That was the best acting I’ve ever seen” “How”

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

lol

[@charlotte6154]

@@DyslexicMitochondria your user 👁👄👁

[@dayaneperez8086]

@@charlotte6154 innit😭🦶🏾

[@Shanzieee]

WTF IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE 😭 😂 I fricking love it 😳

[@squid235]

@@Shanzieee dr squidenchmirts

[@Gromek999]

Every time you say “great day” i’d like to imagine you say “Greg day”

[@Fionacle]

I have to learn how to edit audio for this specific thing

[@PissyLissy]

Petition for Danny to start saying that

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Wish he'd start saying that lol

[@danielretardo7075]

@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about your username so clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

[@moremitochondria2737]

@dyslexic mitochondria You have an amazing channel man

[@3milytayl0r]

As a McDonald’s employee i can promise you those are all things that happen

[@decimals1238]

Wait you guys are airbenders

[@yoimcarter]

@@decimals1238 LMAO

[@jellyfishin]

I bet your manager is the avatar

[@polk-e-dot8177]

@@jellyfishin no she said these are things that happen, so ofc their manager is Ronald McJoker.

[@jellyfishin]

@@polk-e-dot8177 *so ronald is the avatar*

[@forty_two42]

I love absurdist humor. Homestar Runner, Jake and Amir, the birthday boys, etc. But they still do the humor part too. Not just the absurdity.

[@ChengTeoh]

If you make enough left turns don't you eventually end up being relatable?

[@pushimka]

hi

[@Bengrimm61]

I guess

[@keshabaryal8789]

hi verified person

[@Justin-qe6gj]

Ok

[@taylorahring5416]

Rectangble

[@InfamousSwoosh]

Yeah guava juice is kinda wacky and all but Danny, nice hair man

[@phycisist2367]

Oh it’s you uhhh (quick say something clever) uhhh infamous swoosh more like infamous Danny I literally have no idea what to say so

[@oatman0]

Cheese

[@bread7865]

Yeah it's looking pretty fine today

[@Hadahuda]

ok

[@jacksoncross8656]

Nice Checkmark

[@audreeg5902]

It’s crazy to me that there’s a whole generation that won’t know him as Roy wasabi

[@iwillpeeyourpants3057]

That's why he was familiar holy crap

[@bruhafrog226]

literally the whole reason i understood his humor was cause it was just.. wassabi humor..but worse now

[@maehadid9504]

Rolanda raised me😩🤚

[@kirin1230]

That's... Tragic

[@audreeg5902]

@@maehadid9504 Roland and Richard 😩

[@stev5703]

I remember as a kid, Guava Juice scared me. At first I thought it was an irrational fear, but I get it now.

[@Soladat]

tbh that first "what not to do at mcdonalds" is probably about the one lady who got horrible burns all over her body costing thousands of dollars in medical care after a mcdonalds coffee that was at obscene temperatures spilled on her. Instead of changing the temp they keep the coffee, mcdonalds just added that "caution: drink is hot" text on the cups. Which kinda makes that one a little :///

[@imalittlestinker]

... oof

[@DuckBilledAtheist]

And then they spun the case into a frivolous lawsuit done by an angry, money hungry customer

[@masochistic_art]

how tf do you even accidentally make a coffee that hot

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

her LABIA MELTED TOGETHER

[@Sky-rr6tp]

@@DuckBilledAtheist it wasn’t frivolous dude. The coffee was dangerously hot and when it burned her lap, it fused the 79 year old’s genitalia together. There are pictures if you want to see and they’re pretty horrific. She just wanted McDonald’s to pay her medical expenses, estimated at $20,000. McDonald’s only offered $800 so she filed the lawsuit.

[@provyprov]

Gus Johnson put it perfectly: Guava Juice is the overly quirky kid in middle school that never became an adult

[@aclstudios]

me

[@GravyTanker]

Insert Bo Burnham Art is Dead quote

[@atleastno1willseeme]

@@GravyTanker “have you ever been to a birthday party for children and one of the children won’t stop screaming cause he’s just a little attention attractor, when he grows up to be a comical actor, he’ll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning that every day can’t be about him, theres other people you selfish asshole” - Art is dead - Bo Burham

[@lamplol7120]

I feel attacked...

[@aguasadonas8346]

Ya Gus was good

[@pettybee3860]

Wassabi productions was my life. It's just sad that one of the most iconic KZbin duos isn't together anymore, which is fine, but it's sad that Roi's channel has become something that I can't recognize as normal or even good anymore.

[@Purple_haired_cleric]

Same here. I watched a lot of their parodies when "Call me maybe" was a hit around that time.

[@weabowoshi]

They both just slowly but surely spiraled into madness

[@rabbitruler44]

Dude same, it’s crazy to see how much they’ve both blown up, but idk, it just seems a bit cringe for views now.

[@clownassbutthead6378]

I remember watching wassabi productions in 2015 and I was super sad when they split, guava juice is not my thing but I'm sure kids enjoy it I geuss

[@greciafajardo2072]

Same I just don’t recognize roi anymore. His video used to be amazing when he was making with Alex. This is just sad 😞

[@KisenFranSoder]

I can’t believe I used to watch Guava Juice every day as a child. Now it just feels like I wasted my childhood away.

[@alonebutkillingit]

if you watched him as a child chances are you're still a child.

[@notalwayssunny9048]

thankfully he used to make different content though, he literally regressed with his content lmaoo

[@likeadino8580]

@@alonebutkillingit guava juice yes but the wasabi channel he used to be on is ‘old’ now. 10-9 years

[@shin_kiyo]

@@alonebutkillingitnope, i watched wassabi productions as a kid back when he was on there & i’m 19 now

[@umey3445]

You’re still a child bro

[@vality2115]

“Here’s ten things not to do at Dunkin Donuts” *proceeds to transcend to the 5th dimension*

[@helloworld366]

No-clip to the backrooms

[@HxneyBuns]

I mean, you probably shouldn't transcend to the 5th dimension at Dunkin Donuts

[@fries4me10]

Genuinely made me laugh bro. Thanks!

[@Alex-rx2cm]

😂😂

[@SKippySounds]

I'll be honest, as a Filipino growing up seeing this guy on Wassabi Productions was awesome because I was basically seeing someone like me represent on KZbin. It gave me this idea that I could probably make it and be successful on KZbin too. So to see how far he's fallen as a KZbinr and resorted to basically making kids' content because something something algorithm something something views and revenue is so sad.

[@humancentered3447]

Never in my life have I thought just because someone wasn’t my nationality or skin color meant automatically I couldn’t do something. Why do people let other people tell them if they can be a victim or a winner? So ridiculous.

[@Cometl1ly]

‘I’M NOT GIRIY!’ Wasabi productions was the best.

[@yssa1945]

@@humancentered3447 not everyone thinks like u tho. and this is why representation matters.

[@essieemahone]

@@humancentered3447 you are probably white/caucasian etc. Not seeing people like yourself (specially in your childhood) sometimes makes you feel like it isn't your place. Same for people with disabilities, lgbtq, different body size and so on!

[@essieemahone]

@@yssa1945 yes!!! For kids the most👌

[@kayleecasey560]

Coming from a McDonald’s employee: I can confirm every time someone comes in and orders a single coffee, we throw it at them and set them on fire.

[@VROOM-]

ong bro, as someone who drives a bus, ppl be snacking on our school buses.

[@rieioo9827]

@@VROOM- im the school bus and this is true

[@Mirelurksaremyfav]

Where do y’all keep the gasoline? For um.. research.. yeah.. research.

[@kayleecasey560]

@@Mirelurksaremyfav It’s actually in the drink machine. The reason McDonald’s sprite tastes so good is because we have a constant stream of gasoline running through all our soft drinks

[@Jitterbeanisfire]

I am coffee and that true

[@bradentheman1373]

I know I’m a year late but I’ve come back to say, his newest video, he’s started to make a change, and I’m exited to see a change in his content because he even said it had taken a big toll on him, so I am happy for him, and hope he can turn be happy with he creates.

[@cranelord]

This feels like shady brand recognition targeted to children. No way they actually spent the money to buy all of those branded props just for one video.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

ikrrr! I felt the same

[@marchforth3515]

That’s a good observation, I didn’t think about that

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

The views they get pay for those props and more

[@IratePuffin]

Pretty sure you hit the nail on the head!

[@elimerritt4849]

Views on children’s content pay surprisingly well so if they are or aren’t sponsored they are still making a ridiculous amount of money

[@jasmynaminah]

i just realized that danny hasn’t said “greg is the fastest growing army on youtube. don’t look that up” in an uncomfortable amount of time

[@wiynlol]

@@outofsight6147 what

[@MrTobias07]

Because now if you look it up it says greg

[@quicksilverlacey]

Hmm have we stopped growing? Are we a grown army now?

[@gltche4840]

that is because we are the biggest army on youtube. don't look that up!

[@avarikendrick4954]

Out of pocket

[@steamis6469]

Guava jucie’s content is like the annoying kid in an inprov class who thinks he’s super funny and just steamrolls everyone else even tho he’s terrible at improv and just isn’t funny

[@KP_Gem]

Omg YES.

[@user-rg1xq4qm9t]

That’s Michael Scott

[@renno2679]

He's Michael Scott at improv class.

[@pinkpeppers5580]

@@user-rg1xq4qm9t I was just about to say that 🤣

[@mr.shepherdspie7958]

office reference?

[@octave772]

I love the theory that every Guava Juice video is personalized just to fuck with the viewer

[@sto3704]

His videos are like the Wish equivalent of the “every (blank) ever” series from Smosh

[@alyssamiller4983]

ok ur right but also SAME PIC HI

[@sto3704]

@@alyssamiller4983 haha oh yeah, heyyy :)

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

haha spot on

[@Listenimtooshyalright]

@@DyslexicMitochondria jep

[@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100]

and even thats shit

[@RickyRegal.]

Guava juice use to be a relatively normal youtuber where he use to do skits, challenge videos, vlogs with his friend alex wassabi. Now they've gone there seperate paths, his channel guava juice use to be a gaming channel but it switched to the kiddy side afer a few years.

[@yobread1736]

Yea they used to be my favorite youtubers in 2013 and stuff until they both separated :(

[@Neha-tn4yu]

I’m pretty sure Alex wassabi quit KZbin pretty recently

[@Ramanmk]

Rip

[@apieceofstupidity1879]

I remember Guava playing Among The Sleep, that was a better time

[@sadmousemuffin5536]

So true

[@lynnley1720]

danny must be eating his almonds because he’s literally aging backwards

[@derekkim593]

You should see how he looked in high school

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

You should see how he looked in middle school

[@random_dragon]

Now I'm just imagining all baby pictures of him looking like a full grown adult

[@sexytrashbag]

He really is tho..

[@emma-os2sm]

stolen joke

[@Akitsunesceilingfan]

11:30 Not all mimes are silent, but I get your point.

[@cosmosisrose]

I hate the fact that kids are growing up watching that stuff. Like previous generations grew up on dumb random humour too, that's just what appeals to kids. But some of the stuff on that channel and elsewhere on KZbin is straight up brainrot...and the sexual content, stereotypes, etc. are worrying too. And so many kids are just watching it nonstop, the algorithm just feeds them more and more and their parents don't know any better or sometimes just don't care. Maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion idk, it just feels bad to me

[@mahnoorahmad1690]

And those kids will never know the golden age of Roi on Wasabi Productions :(

[@warriorcatfanhawksky]

I work in a school and actually have noticed a third grader watching sniperwolf, my soul died a little

[@ew275x]

I dunno, our dads and grandpas grew up watching racist, sexist, homophobic cartoons/books and plenty of people grew up watching glorified toy commercials.

[@br0k3nman]

At least the stuff I grew up with like “all your base” and “badger badger badger” had a sense of true randomness that had a sense of some sort of real humor in them. They aren’t the best examples but I’m thinking of newgrounds and places that had this shared sense of goofiness or irony.

[@mrdepresso5453]

I'm a kid and I think these channels are just annoying what's the point of making an entire set and not having a script it's like making a CGI movie without editing.

[@bonethievery]

Danny's eyes at any given point in time : 🔵 _ 🔵

[@gunkflower]

🧿u🧿

[@forbiddenpickle1883]

@@gunkflower I had a heart attack

[@gunkflower]

💊 take or leave.

[@yeonjunxavii5865]

@@forbiddenpickle1883 lmfao ok, gone to the hospital yet?

[@tilly2756]

@@forbiddenpickle1883 👨‍⚕️🛏🥒🍽🫀any donors? (Doctor preforms surgery on pickle and heart is on plate doctor is asking for donors)

[@avam3740]

Danny looks like he's aging, just backwards

[@Cinnabun9]

He'll probably age into a child at this point

[@katherinehollis4882]

It’s because he’s eating his almonds

[@alexjones2519]

i can’t say this enough, la croix is the fountain of youth

[@jenniferhilton3824]

Unrelated but I love your pfp

[@maxzban1227]

@@katherinehollis4882 I got that one

[@realafah]

To be fair, in France there are (at least) two different types of mimes. One is just a mime like we all know, and a Pierrot. Last I remember, they can talk, or at the very least some of them do. Also, mimes are seen mainly with happy faces while Pierrots are sad faced.

[@viapatel4961]

Is it common do they Roam the streets

[@realafah]

@@viapatel4961 I don’t live in France so I’m not sure. They’re more like a clown is here, where I believe they are in performance shows as opposed to mines who do street performances. I’ve only really seen pierrots depicted in indoors (or tents) performances

[@realafah]

@@viapatel4961 I just remembered a great example of a pierrott of resent years! It's a youtuber named Puddles Pity Party and he does song covers. He was even on americas got talent at one point too (or at least im pretty sure it was america's got talent)

[@viapatel4961]

@@realafah thank you! I just checked him out and he’s absolutely great and what he does, some really interesting stuff here

[@professionalplumber]

Lets just appreciate that Danny never clickbaits.

[@cr33p3rhd6]

With his brand established clickbaiting now would hurt him more than it would benefit him.

[@keshabaryal8789]

if he were to clickbait he'd get slapped by legal. so glad he hasn't been 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@amsyarzero]

@@keshabaryal8789 What do you mean slapped by legal?

[@savageangel7809]

Yeah, but like how would he click bait yk??

[@evanhutcheson1409]

@@amsyarzero it's an old Danny joke, you are a new fan

[@Willdeas04]

Anybody remember the “rolanda” parody days of guava juice

[@Sirens_kai]

Or the bathtub videos

[@myahmasoner4741]

Oh my god I miss those so much.

[@scoundral2995]

god i miss that time now its just unfunny gags and videos

[@rodzjunk7141]

Or Rolando the Explorer

[@abigailfrey57]

I remember that

[@yukihinakurotsuchi7367]

This guy used to be in Wassabi Productions years ago, and the comedy wasn't that bad, you could get a few chuckles, but then he just left and went apeshit

[@elijahfranklin6616]

Money does that do a person sadly

[@kurti.cy.]

I think it’s because kids entertainment is easy and a quick cash grab seeing as kids will watch anything

[@Mythicalrulesme]

I remember a few years back I used to love his parody of Call Me Maybe

[@winonarose7488]

Yeah I remember watching Wassabi Productions with my sister and having a pretty good time. Sad how Alex is married and actually making likeable content, while Roy's doing.... this.

[@chewnotchw3]

rolanda and richard = modern PEAK romance

[@unknownedleaf]

as the ceo of mcdonalds (im not an expert, im literally the ceo of mcdonalds), i can confirm it is customer policy to light our customers on fire with our patented gasoline coffee

[@DT-om9ji]

Is no one gonna talk about how terrifying this guy’s video thumbnails are? Shit looks absolutely DEMONIC bruh lmao

[@nectaroftheswans]

I mean he did play in youtubes best demonic murder mystery escape room (or town in his case) so he should be used to demonic looking things

[@largemale7821]

hahah 😂

[@hayden1300]

i HATE when the mcdonald’s worker throws burning hot coffee on me- happens all the time 🙄✋🏽

[@jaenmiyuki6357]

Ugh for real! Thats why I stopped going to McDonald's. I got tired of getting burned and having coffee stains on my clothes 😒

[@pixuiplus8093]

And when I talk to the manager, I become a robot and I malfunction and Ronald fixes me! Ugh, what a horrible experience.

[@zeppoli9news342]

It happened to my mom! She got a lot of burns. She barely has any clothes without coffe burning stains. It even burned her french fires 😭✋

[@griffinyy]

I stop going to McDonald after the through a coffee on my dog and he started to burn, they started to sell dog meat the next day....

[@fruitygarlic3601]

McDonald's actually tried to defame an 80 year old woman who sued them for coffee burns that required a skin graft.

[@sari9645]

I know I consumed horrible lowkey brain-rotting content as a child but I’m genuinely concerned for how today’s children will end up with content like Guava Juices

[@user-vy9mt3vr4r]

I hated Guava Juice the minute i saw him and his bad thumbnails on the trending page...

[@thetruth830]

The only kids creator my mom lets my brother watch is blippi at this point

[@YodsYunkestYriver]

@@thetruth830 arguabley worse

[@YodsYunkestYriver]

@Tegan gotta say, I always thought he was overrated

[@shiannafoxx]

Same it's kinda scary. All I know is my kids are gonna grow up with the good classics like Blues Clues, Dora/Diego, Ni Hao Kai-Lan, Wonder Pets, Barney, etc.

[@autumna6374]

The stare as Danny watches Danny eat ice cream that manifested out of the wall dust, amazing

[@katelynmelody7623]

wassabi productions breaking up was one of the greatest tragedies of my childhood

[@madidiaveli]

same

[@Fiemus9]

Same, I sang My names Rolanda for a year

[@TotalleeLee]

Ugh yeah :/

[@bravestdumbass]

yeah just look at what roi is doing now :sob:

[@dreamersince08]

same

[@cassb7558]

kinda sucks that kids nowadays will remember him as guava juice and not roy wassabi from wassabi productions🥲(or more specifically rolanda)

[@avurarey464]

I thought that too

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

Roi

[@melodicbanshee4344]

I thought no one would mention it.

[@ariellelyons]

i was shocked that this is the only comment i saw mentioning it!

[@vickisoup2657]

Ya me too

[@Tacos7200]

I feel like guava juice is being held at gun point at this point, by the restaurant

[@moorpe]

ikr-

[@brevsing]

at what point?

[@balls8365]

@@brevsing at the pew pew point

[@cookiehawk]

@@balls8365 poo poo point, washington

[@boithatsbad7553]

he used to be good ngl but now i cant even-

[@Al___]

0:03 omg I cant believe Danny made the ADHD show

[@Goober1357]

OMG YESSS

[@Darken_Death]

Lol so true

[@alextheasparagus6675]

this is like the new generation of “bla bla bla PIZZA lol so rAnDoM xDDD”

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Lol ikr

[@LynnAgain83]

Right 🤦 There's so many of these nonsensical,nom comedic channels the real shitty part though is a lot of these "creators" are making some serious bank. I mean I appreciate the hussle as much as the next person but the stunts/skits and vids just feel cheap and are obviously made for a younger audience but like Danny mentioned their sets,and costumes are nice so I guess I'll give em' that.

[@butasimpleidiotwizard]

I mean comparing this to some old smosh videos it's really not that different it just has higher production value, 11 year olds evidently just find this stuff funny no matter when they were born

[@Snippe475]

If anyone ever sees my really old hangouts messages, I will die on the spot. I said "random(loch)ness(monster)" frequently and I thought it was cool. Kill me.

[@tinar8828]

@@LynnAgain83 Stuff for kids has always been strange- PeeWee? Spongebob? Alf? The people making those were making millions too. Nothing new here.

[@bencouch2024]

I think I figured it out. He's using learning AI to write his scripts for him. Like those ones shitposters use to make episodes of the office. So he probably just put in 10 things not to do at McDonald's and the AI searched the internet and found a popular item (coffee), a notorious problem (Ice cream machine), and then it found ronald and put him as the manager and then made a jumbled mess of a script that like almost kind of makes sense?

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Makes sense tbh

[@meggo2z]

makes a lot of sense considering how much he uploads. his characters are probably over the top to make up for the fact that the AI is shitty. he’s been on youtube for a very long time and started doing weird “trendy” content after his partner and friend left him to do other things. what he does now is very cringe but he’s making bank 🤷‍♀️

[@lauriex8832]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next MatPat.

[@amisanders467]

This makes a lot a lot of sense. Dang

[@sergiod6077]

I mean, kind of, bc AI is either self taught, or trained by humans, which might be the case if u wanna make shitty videos but also the hardest and longest to programme and it only works when many projects are handled

[@lemonbloomss840]

honestly, his original content was so much better because he was actually having fun while making his videos. now, he’s just doing it for views and money

[@ella8070.]

If him and Alex kept doing what they were doing they could be huge I just looked up his old channel and one video has 76 million views like he had a fan base.

[@lemonbloomss840]

@@ella8070. exactly

[@liz-eh9pc]

eutu

[@who8518]

i remember being heartbroken when they went about their own ways to do what they wanted. i was so disappointed when i found roi later bathing in orbeeze and slime. i understand he changed to fit the new demographics and “trends”, aka what the new gen of kids like to watch, but damn he lost such a solid and loyal following in the process.

[@lemonbloomss840]

@@who8518 ik it’s really disappointing

[@BrookeH09]

The first one actually happened. A women went through a drive thru to order a hot coffee from mcdonalds. But the person who made her coffee put the tempature way over the legal limit for food and drinks. So whenever the woman go her coffee she end up spilling it on her lap and having extreme burns on her upper leg, groin area. The woman didnt even want to press charges to mcdonalds but what she did want to do is raise awareness for her situation and for people to understand that this wasnt okay. She ended up in a lawsuit with mcdonalds

[@keithnina88]

stop. breathe. take a moment to appreciate Danny’s hair.

[@kurti.cy.]

I’m not sure how such perfection exists

[@XZombie_KatX]

The perfect hair doesn't exi-

[@tuxedosteve9556]

Imagine not having his hair, cringe

[@Bellarose52810]

Fr

[@alliebrooks5106]

my obsession with danny is growing

[@alyx_4635]

I found him and Alex as very entertaining before. Now, he's weird, really. Like, what happened to the old Roi/Guava Juice?

[@Squashedberriz]

Exactly I used to love their content sm 😢

[@someidiot5335]

Same I always watched his content as a child all the way since him and Alex were in wassabi productions but now his content turned bad and same with his cousin 😕

[@AureliaKai]

Yeah I used to watch them a few years ago, eventually stopped watching... Now it just seems like they went insane??

[@Lilly-zc1he]

Honestly man the things people do for KZbin “fame”

[@paigepatton9287]

plus there are totally other things he's good at like the piano

[@sam_sleeper]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how far Danny's hair has come. Edit: ITS GONE.

[@cacacacaca793]

I like ducks

[@user-uf9uk1hv8b]

Can I get some lemonade?

[@keshabaryal8789]

grapes

[@keshabaryal8789]

@@user-uf9uk1hv8b no only grapes

[@cacacacaca793]

@@keshabaryal8789 🥺 🍋

[@catforev]

7:14 lol I love how his eyes look like they have the play button(▶️) as pupils

[@ashley-yv1xg]

i wouldn’t be surprised if the hot coffee bit was making fun of the stella liebeck case where she was in a ford probe with all rounded surfaces so she had to put the coffee in between her legs. The coffee spilled and it was extremely hot so it burned her. 16% (number might be 6% id have to research the number again) of those burns were third degree. The case is widely misunderstood and it’s sad if that bit is actually just an unfunny mockery of it

[@tnks.]

it probably was just coffee=hot=funny but thanks for spreading knowledge of that incident

[@kodu2137]

Nah i dont think so, its just a dumb joke for kids.

[@hidepurple5105]

ikr,so fucked up

[@rianantony]

I'm almost sure whoever wrote that in the video had something like that in mind and it's really frustrating

[@strawberrypencl]

That's what I was thinking as well, if he's based the sketch on that incident it's so awful, not saying you can't make dark jokes but that lady's case was horribly mis-reported & she doesn't deserve to be made fun of by fucking guava juice of all people

[@ollieno971]

“In the future comedy will be randomly generated.” -Veggie Tales

[@hue.main1]

Larry knew man...

[@lizastrickland]

WEED EATER

[@pamelaross9328]

Man, it’s crazy- That cucumber is a physic.

[@anotherytdude6214]

I really hope this is true

[@ThatAnimalHouse]

lmao this brought back so many memories of when i was little and i watched Veggie Tales 😌

[@SallyB_23]

I can’t believe they got the literal Avatar to make McFlurries

[@loganmansiongames]

That's cool but I'd rather have a nice cup of Jasmine Tea from Uncle Iroh.

[@somethingrandom6606]

When he said McEarth it sounded like he said the N word

[@Ruby.The.Shadow]

@@somethingrandom6606 I hate to admit it but your right

[@somethingrandom6606]

@@Ruby.The.Shadow maybe he never said McEarth

[@addysworld-vlogs9945]

@@loganmansiongames same lol

[@wampiroza]

his videos are this type of videos i would find absolutely hilarous if i was drunk or high lol

[@melindarivera6598]

I'm SURE Guava Juice has their videos marked as "not for kids." Well who is it for because it ain't for me... Not a kid!

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

The way he objectifies women....youtube wont ever allow that for kids

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch your videos. Your channel is the most underrated on yt

[@lightning_dragon2163]

@@DyslexicMitochondria pls help me with revision for science

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

@@lightning_dragon2163 what topic do you need help with

[@mattenten]

@@DyslexicMitochondria - They allow Lele Pons. You’d be surprised

[@ryanmoore2423]

I remembered him being more chill and his content was actually enjoyable.

[@eirillvrehus441]

Yes I watched him when I first got KZbin. He made like cool challenges, mystery boxes and obviously fake but enjoyable 3 am video’s. I completely forgot about him until Danny posted this. It makes me really sad that this is what his content has come to. (Sorry about my English, I’m norwegian)

[@ryanmoore2423]

@@eirillvrehus441 Same dude! Back then my friend recommended me to watch him and I use to watch it every once a while. (Also no worries you did good.👍)

[@nobody-mh6un]

I want to say this but I was probably 6 when I last watched them so idk if they were always like this. Hopefully not, since that's usually the case lol

[@nagatouzumaki7226]

Like when he used to play Roblox and create cool stuff and the challenges I miss the old guava

[@that1animekid394]

Same

[@sudeux5746]

As a French person, I can confirm that we are all mimes and want free donuts before closing Edit: happy new years (2023) + I'm not actually French + WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL FINDING THIS COMMENT

[@elizabethsalcedo9747]

honhonhon

[@jket1943]

Baguette

[@inbie6536]

lol

[@rubub8455]

why are you typing you a mime you don't talk smhhhhh

[@No-wr3bf]

Baugette

[@OfficallJaxson]

Something’s I always find insane is that only about 4 years ago I was a kid watching Guava Juice and I’m watching Danny make a video about them now. WOW MY HUMOR HAS CHANGED

[@themeg9856]

Thing is he never used to be this bad, he used to do kinda normal content

[@ratgirlxoxo]

I actually liked his old gameplays he made 4-5 years ago

[@abbirezac1982]

K watched those all the time when I was like 9

[@808pdb]

@@ratgirlxoxo same

[@Kano_Productions]

Yeah. I think me and my buddies used to watch him back then. He did like elephant sptoothpase I think

[@pastjdzz]

Hes targeted to kids not ur age

[@VueiyVisarelli]

"Why is the mime talking?" A question for the ages.

[@UnluckyPenny]

omgsquidgirlprofile

[@II-hk8ir]

made me loudly exhale through my nose. good job

[@m00nnatic24]

Am eating chocolate cake

[@aldenstarks3438]

@@m00nnatic24 good for you

[@rockleaf2156]

What is your profile picture from or whi

[@willd.4808]

...I will admit the "McWater, McEarth, McFire, McAir" joke earned a small chuckle from me

[@Alu_kardd]

It was pretty good considering the fact it’s a guava juice video

[@charissepooran4853]

long ago the four McNations lived together in harmony but then...everything changed when the boiling hot coffee that's also on fire attacked

[@LeShortArtist]

@@charissepooran4853 only the Mcavatar, master of all mcelements, can stop them

[@evelynu3550]

The bemused “That was so cool!” as he exited is what sold it.

[@xaviermaxime1319]

@@charissepooran4853 And then the Avatar (who is Ronald McDonald) will bring peace to all the nations.

[@dylanmeyer2105]

I miss Wasabi Productions💀

[@mooselove]

My son has watched this train wreck for a few years and even he’s at the point “I don’t understand what he’s doing, or what’s going on, it’s not even funny”. He’s 9. Farts and peepee are peak humor.

[@ireadysucks3026]

don’t blame youtubers for poopoo peepee humor. all children think that’s comedy, even kids that don’t even know what KZbin is

[@thisisemmalyshandle]

@@ireadysucks3026 I think they mean the kid likes poopoo and peepee humor and they don’t even like guava I don’t think they are blaming it on youtube

[@charlienegelein3898]

@@ireadysucks3026 All children? No thank you I haven't watched Guava Juice for at least 4 years and even then I didn't like him but he has gotten significantly worse. Danny Gonzalez is the much superior option. So is Jarvis Johnson, Kurtis Conner, and Drew Gooden. But of course, those really are all the same person in disguise.

[@loodle5515]

i mean, i’m 18 and fart and peepee jokes are still peak humor... this is just two people on shrooms’ hallucination

[@ireadysucks3026]

@@thisisemmalyshandle that’s my point

[@danielfaust1243]

Petition for Danny to talk about the masterpiece nickelodeon movie: "swindle"

[@Kal-el_is_a_cool_name]

YESSS

[@gabbybryan1]

yes! no one ever knows about swindle

[@aliamavroforos981]

yes

[@handanhan]

Dude I read the book and I was so pissed when the movie came out

[@kingacheese9876]

I have no idea what that movie is but I still want him to make a video on it.

[@kraken6061]

G. I want R. The flavors E. Not the G. Leftovers

[@big_sea]

the videos in this are good, like arcade craniacs

[@thepumpkin3203]

@@big_sea I don’t think he’s doing it ironically, like arcade craniacs.

[@azucarblimp]

The part that made me laugh the hardest was the audience in sync just goin’ “ok”

[@rooky1059]

guava didn’t used to be like this. i don’t like him like this

[@yobread1736]

Ikr he used to make wasabi videos and they were so funny

[@oreo6635]

True

[@six4529]

Seriously...if he was still the old Roy, I would still watch him :(

[@hudson6538]

Same it’s just sad what he’s doing now that’s why up I stopped

[@camillelomax9537]

I used to watch his videos 2016- to early 2020 because he was entertaining and then he got brainwashed and did among us just to get views

[@punkrckr6889]

The shots of you scrolling his homepage are terrifying. Like, the face he uses for all of his thumbnails is creepy as hell in an uncanny valley way. The Face That Should Not Be.

[@theJ_.007]

lmao

[@TrashbashMan]

His thumbnails are Dog Walker levels of creepy

[@phasewiz136]

Im sorry but god level pfp

[@korynkoch2388]

Danny’s distress as he says “it’s so easy to make sense”

[@DumbFishes]

The McDonal skit is a reference to a woman who sued McDonals because their coffee was so hot that she spilled it on her body and it gave her Third degree burns

[@kenmaswatermelon832]

Ye it fused her labia together so I don’t blame her

[@DumbFishes]

@@kenmaswatermelon832 McDonal is evil

[@spookygrape7827]

Mcdonal

[@JessicaRyan408]

So basically he’s turning into the annoying orange

[@krimzyn4012]

Oh he’s gone further than that-

[@DonutCare564]

@@krimzyn4012 yup! At least annoying Orange had/has ACTUAL jokes and not just randomness lol

[@optimisticoscar4711]

@Massimo Conelli so just annoying then

[@Drainosk]

@@DonutCare564 but they aren't making any more new jokes. They are all the same these days and are kinda getting sad.

[@patch7151]

Annoying guava

[@Thelileggboy]

I feel like the worst part of all of this is that guavas don’t even have juice, they have nectar

[@foxwithoutahat]

There’s a beverage called Guava juice, maybe he named himself after that

[@alannmarc6954]

@@foxwithoutahat my friend is Filipino and he says guava juice is rly popular in the Philippines

[@euphorsia]

@@alannmarc6954 it’s popular in my home country too!

[@StomeAura]

He actually talks about it in his lie detector video.

[@andreamgradiz]

That actually makes sense goes with the video logic

[@an0nym0us_slash35]

The problem is, Guava Juice is an actually good actor, look at him in Escape the Night, he's really good, it's just a shame he does these poorly written videos

[@Ellie-hl8eo]

His old content was better

[@levieverhart8640]

@@Ellie-hl8eo definitely. I never saw his old stuff, but a few years ago, my friends said he was cool, but, i guess he does this now..

[@lukee3912]

@@Ellie-hl8eo i lowkey like his new content way better

[@NaturalMonroe]

@@lukee3912 how old are you?

[@PH0B0PH1L1A]

@@NaturalMonroe his new content is good to two kinds of people: 3-10 year olds, and adults like me who watch his videos while stoned out of their minds and think they're genius and hilarious

[@dandan029]

Completely unrelated to the video, but Danny’s eyes are mesmerizing

[@night3279]

why are half the people in the comments trying to analysis guava juice’s content like it’s a highschool English book

[@littlemizredhead]

Clearly he needs help lol idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@dogtrainer2211]

Danny’s hair looks INCREDIBLE

[@ItsLuna1991x]

Um ... ALWAYS lol

[@morganmaas9642]

ikr

[@sinficdoe]

Baloni that was pretty random

[@swiftietaylorsversion3001]

Right? Perfect

[@ImmortalHDizzle]

sumone had to say it 💪😤💪 fluffy and LUSCIOUS

[@N.Doughnut]

Oh my god. That mcdonalds coffee burning joke was a reference to a real woman that got real 3rd degree burns and really sued mcdonalds for gross neglegence. I thought he was a kids channel

[@etanu8308]

jesus christ

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Oh he is... thats the kinda content kids like to watch apparently. Ive seen way worse stuff in kids videos.

[@charleychaplin7490]

She was 70 too and almost died from the burns because mc Donalds had the coffee at a ridiculous hot temperature and had to sue when mc Donald's refused to pay her medical bills that she couldn't afford theres a whole episode of Adam ruins everything on it

[@Leah-ne2dk]

@@charleychaplin7490 yeah, she didn’t do it on purpose, she just felt like she had to.

[@ArnLPs]

@@charleychaplin7490 I said the same thing in my comment, I kinda think it makes the joke better to know about that and considering how people used to talk about that woman thanks to McDonald's propaganda about her, his joke is surprisingly in good taste in my opinion, since it's the employers that are depicted as acting dumb and weird, not the woman for expecting not to be burned to death by their coffee.

[@chance1479]

I'm like 9% sure McDonald's employee's have to clean the ice cream machine daily so when they don't want to they just say "Oh our ice cream machine is broken"

[@ayeshad5170]

I can't believe he was once Roi wassabi on ws with Alex and now he's just gotten to the bottom of the barrel

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

At the bottom of the bottom

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria jep

[@neostephenism]

I mean he’s probably making thousands of dollars from these

[@ayeshad5170]

@@neostephenism I remember I used to follow his gaming and they were actually alright but then he gradually moved to this shit and at that point both Alex and Roi forgot about wassabi altogether- but he's making his money ig

[@MarsheIIo]

@@ayeshad5170 at least he got the bag tho?

[@Quantum0207]

True fans would remember the Wassabi Production or just seen a few video of him back then

[@konnigonconnie6226]

So that’s why I feel like I remember him so much...

[@meowmeow2XX7]

Me too

[@beebs56]

That was the shit as a kid

[@meowmeow2XX7]

@@beebs56 frrr😔😔😔

[@lisadayvault2638]

I do

[@travelingbard6161]

"But everything changed when the McFire Nation attacked"

[@graysonbutcool]

the mcfire nation killed my mother

[@kirbanos9866]

WenKatara, is that you?

[@paigespages3630]

Was waiting for the ATLA comment 😌

[@lianthegreat2978]

They wiped out the Mcair nation. All but the Mcavatar

[@kirbanos9866]

Only the master of the four McElements can restore the McBalance of the McWorld.

[@LouieEvan-cook-zz2qk]

The simultaneous “okay” in. The comedy section😂😂

[@colibri2494]

Danny is “the flavors” of the commentary channels, not “leftovers”

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear bo

[@ghastlywarchief]

@@AxxLAfriku i hope they keep doing that

[@juanjosechiarijr.7998]

@@AxxLAfriku it’s called their opinion

[@ethanlivemere1162]

@@juanjosechiarijr.7998 Actually, it's fact

[@thespaztwins4745]

Drew Goodin is the left overs, change my mind

[@danirizzo780]

I can’t believe no one is talking about when him and Alex wassabi would make videos together like 10 years ago...😳 like I can’t be the only one who watched those

[@mayabalachandran337]

Rolandaaa😭

[@nekatsuk1]

@@mayabalachandran337 omg you just dug up a forgotten memory

[@krilly7206]

OMG 😭 ME AND MY SISTER WOULD WATCH THEM EVERYDAY LMAO I WAS SO SAD WHEN THEY STOPPED MAKING VIDEOS TOGETHER :(

[@meltymorgi]

yes omggg the rolanda call me maybe parodies

[@helenafontes9749]

wassabi productions 😭

[@your_mom6939]

i always thought that the picture of danny in the back was him drinking milk until i found out it was an inhaler 😭

[@AirLight1646]

Oh my god it does look like him drinking milk now I can’t unsee that

[@catlikescows]

I didn't know it was an inhaler 🤧

[@kian1875]

ive always known it was an inhaler but ?!!!?! i always think its milk

[@tckash230]

I THOUGHT THE SAAAMEEEEEE I WAS LIKE DAMN THAT MILK MUST BE GOOD TO BE HANGING LIKE THAT AND THEN BAM *INAHELAR*

[@FreclkedFrog]

Omg same😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nads_kiwi]

"you know what else likes cheese?" "mouse?" - Albert Einstein