What is he doing?? 😳

[@DecoyVoice]

happy halloween!! 🎃🍬

[@Bungowumperpuss]

Boogie woogie woo 👻

[@goehoviewer]

thx bro

[@themadpriests]

666k subs for halloween

[@devaughneydavis2983]

Happy Halloween decoy

[@AngelWest58]

🦆

[@madmeh2929]

“They’re eating the children!”

[@SandyF_trouble]

Wait til you find out......

[@BayouDiddy]

I almost commented this last night on a post but I knew it would get auto deleted so I just didn't comment.

[@handsomedude7644]

Blood sucking vampires!😂

[@alexs1540]

@@BayouDiddy yt is some bs

[@marzoparvar9446]

🤣😂😅

[@JuanLopez-vb3rk]

Damn man our economy is so bad that trump has to pick up multiple jobs just to cover the bills.

[@danwolf6076]

And people have to eat babies!

[@Kaybeetoyz1968]

Biden says those babies are racist so it's all good​@@danwolf6076

[@Kaybeetoyz1968]

😂

[@Kaybeetoyz1968]

​@@danwolf6076Biden says it's okay because they are raysiS 😂

[@Sagemeister007]

🤣

[@bryandaniel2856]

Why do people still bring their children to that man?

[@Agamemnon-w9x]

Sacrifice to Baal

[@jyhmie]

@@Agamemnon-w9x😭

[@MixedChick1]

They should be arrested.

[@dearthditch]

Remember Michael Jackson 😅

[@chenchen6150]

$$$

[@ovishootswide9599]

My wife is 35 years old and has never voted. She was inspired by Kamala Harris to finally cast her first vote ever, this election. If it wasn't obvious enough... she voted for Trump.

[@DG-oq8hj]

Good woman. She's a keeper.

[@BleachDemon99]

Get her a bath run, candles lit and her favourite bottle of wine chilled…..keep that woman looked after, as DG said she’s a keeper 👍🏽

[@WhitePillWarriors]

I hope she brought you along to double that

[@ovishootswide9599]

@@WhitePillWarriors nope. She was disappointed i voted without her. Which I've always done because she's never voted before. So I got off work early, took her to breakfast, and took her to the polls to put in some early voting.

[@willischwabe1324]

I have been apolitical forever. But when all the insanity began to go into overdrive I could not ignore it anymore, even if I wanted. They come after me and my hobbies (not me personally, but everything I hold dear) and I am someone who wants to be left alone. But they won't leave me alone. I can not be apolitical anymore, because they force me to. Sports, movies, games, I can't even go shopping without being bothered by political messaging. So... Yeah... Thanking your wife for voting for reason and pro America. I am German. But our country is being sold out as well. It is insane. Old people dig through the trash for empty cans while murderers are being protected and supported by the government.

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

Biden was 100% calling Trump supporters "Garbage" while Tony the roaster was talking about Puerto Rico's sanitation crisis. It's not his fault people are uninformed.

[@crappycomputer77t1]

They have no sense of humor. It’s part of the woke mind virus.

[@gonkdroid8279]

Exactly

[@StoneCBears]

A comedian that like to roast people and make borderline offensive jokes. Come on folks, literally everyone ok with the Simpsons and Family Guy for their offensive jokes. But think about the poor emotions of the professional "victims."

[@SoberForMe]

@@StoneCBearsit was unnecessary and uncalled for.

[@charlesbryson7443]

“Right now I’m speaking” she’s always speaking, but never saying anything.

[@melissaholleron719]

Good point!

[@MarvinPowell1]

Ah yes, an entitled Karen; exactly what we want in our president. I can't wait until 2028 when Tulsi Gabbard becomes president and tells Kamala, "This is what a real female Commander in Chief looks like."

[@tobalaz]

Mansplaining: when a man tells a woman in simple to understand terms Kamalaing: when a woman fails to explain things in simpleton terms the length of the Gettysburg Address while making no sense

[@vq2vx]

it's such an overused, boring, predictable, cringeworthy line...& trust her to think it & she is still cool🙄

[@AszkalonOfVerra]

Funfact : she *I.G.N.O.R.E.S.* all other Voices since forever.

[@maybeesunshine409]

Trump is the best Troll ever! 😂😂😂

[@OldschoolRed]

I don't think the dems or liberals know what that is. Lmao

[@riftvallance2087]

​@@OldschoolRed Sure they do as eldrich horrors themselves they also avoid the fatal effects of sunlight.

[@AlbertBoltrykMusic]

Right after 50 cent 🤣👌

[@michaelwills1926]

@@OldschoolRedthey don’t know it by name but it probably feels like a rake handle they can’t stop stepping on

[@zakkasu]

We do a little trolling.

[@Jordan-ce7sf]

If you allow your child anywhere near Joe Biden, we need to see your hard drive.

[@trueobservers]

Thumbs up.

[@Blurb777]

This was great!

[@komikush]

And SSD or Cloud too.

[@EverymanJWL]

TRUE!!

[@Dakayto]

I've already deleted them. Children are gross to me now.

[@jaymoor8995]

He allllmost said he was FROM Puerto Rico 😂

[@D33zNutzOnyaChin]

04:05 "Babe wake up, new Kamala accent just dropped!"

[@theprofessor42o]

I loled at this. Like it's a new track on SoundCloud. 😂😂

[@bobbydavis4144]

He legit just about said “Puerto Rico, where I’m from” but caught himself. Let this man retire and go live out his last years, holy hell.

[@ted.angell7609]

Yeah, he almost had another fake biography chapter there 😂

[@xNanoSwinex]

His pops took him out for ice cream when he was a young boy in his home town of Scranton, Puerto Rico

[@dokilar1]

And even when he corrected himself he still said the wrong state! He said his home state was Delaware. Unless I'm mistaken he was born and raised in Scranton Pennsylvania

[@chazzmccloud36]

Maybe if she actually said anything of substance, her own crowd wouldn't heckle her?

[@linkeroniw]

@@chazzmccloud36 The comment you replied to was about Biden, not Kamala just so you yk

[@megatronop7439]

Joe forgot he wasn't at the pizza party yet

[@shadowfury200]

his reptilian side couldn't help it

[@SabbatarianCalvinist]

😂😂😂😂

[@2150dalek]

Pizza gate🍕

[@LegendOfTheOld]

All a hoax, just like Epstein Island or the Hunter Biden Laptop Story.

[@Bufekana]

​@@2150dalek i bealive in pi....ga.... spirit cooking? frazledrip?

[@dunkiscool7551]

he was totally calling trump supporters garbage

[@liljoe5139]

1000%..

[@Briguy164]

Yeah, because that’s exactly what he said

[@MarvinPowell1]

I'm not even a Conservative/Republican and I've been called deplorable, racist, sexist, Alt-right, a "not-see," not-black, and now, garbage by the Progressive left. And they wonder why they can't win elections without blatant and oblivious election fraud.

[@Ughmahedhurtz]

Garbage, deplorables, etc. Same stuff, different day.

[@SergeantButters]

no, your eyes and ears are lying to you.

[@Santoroz]

That joke was about the very real massive waste management problem Puerto Rico's having that has been going on for years. Landfills have been overfilled since the earlier 2000s and before. It's way bad now. Rogan has called Tony a "environmentalist nerd", numerous times.

[@williamoleary9330]

The guy is a Legend. 🇺🇸Trump 2024🇺🇸

[@leadboots72]

They're eating the cats and biting the babies!

[@kathleenkumiega1092]

How condescending she was using that awful fake accent. What a disgrace.

[@stevemoore5053]

I've counted about 5.

[@marthaj67]

And yet her voters seem to eat it up? Just proves that leftism really is a mental disorder.

[@Littlelikeme92]

It’s so embarrassing for her.

[@saudade369]

She will be singing “ Mammy “ next , in black face and wearing dungarees and a straw hat .

[@hellusin8n262]

Thats the go to when your a fake person.

[@mike7652]

Old habits die hard.

[@jamesrideout123]

God Bless Koreans and Decoy Voice

[@doomerius1300]

LA 1992 flashbacks 😅

[@MaeLeeMoore-q2i]

My husband and I voted last week and it felt great! 🇺🇲❤️💪 Trump 2024💪❤️🇺🇲

[@michellekaitlyn]

Biden called Americans garbage. Trump kindly reminded an everyday American in a McD's drive-thru that he wasn't ordinary. I voted for the person who loves Americans.

[@bretwojarski5842]

Lmao alright buddy

[@sampaddie617]

He's biting babies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf is this world

[@clood3713]

he's mainly nibbling on them toes

[@zergu-yf3gd]

i literally thought 'that's not a baby that's a banana... waaaait'

[@willowtree5267]

She is absolute cringe. 🤮

[@mattanderson6672]

Trolling level: UN-MATCHED Trump 2024

[@scottlavoie5405]

You always nail it Decoy! We know what Democrats think of the working class, they are so disconnected from the world we live in.

[@redheero656]

Truly we are living in bad fiction.

[@johnliller]

Some twisted Trantifa fever dream.

[@wiiildfire]

“This movie sucks! So unrealistic.”

[@Lunasilenti]

Dean Koontz bad

[@The_ATF_]

For the final time, the comment about Puerto Rico was about the abhorrent waste management systems not the people!

[@johannesschmitz6370]

Upset Puerto Ricans who left their country for a better future woul know best.

[@ttattx]

but they add apostraphes... clown world.

[@TheAmazingest]

That may be true, but few people know that, so it's not a good joke. Terrible decision to let him tell that joke at that event. That's just handing the Democrats ammunition.

[@richardjohnson8114]

@The_ATF_ It wasn't a comment, it was joke told by a comedian who's known for abrasive humor.

[@zbelair7218]

We know

[@V0ices420]

I've never been so concerned for an election than this one and I'm 54 from the UK 🇬🇧

[@joba4848]

I’m also from the UK, and our government is a shit-show. I’m hoping that Americans don’t vote for the same.

[@Kaybeetoyz1968]

​@@joba4848I'm from the USA and I know what you're going through UK. Much love from across the pond ❤ this could be the most important election of the century!

[@melissaholleron719]

I'm 56 in the US and I feel the same way.

[@Kaybeetoyz1968]

@@melissaholleron719 I'm the same age. We've seen some shit haven't we

[@Wowjustwow37]

We are holding hands across the pond! Sending love to the Canadians too…from Cali ❤

[@GangsterBean247]

Trump finished the main questline, and started doing side quests.

[@crappycomputer77t1]

Honestly makes sense because we are all wondering how he gets so much done. He’s the main character and it’s just easier to navigate the world. He’s got quest markers and fast travel.

[@bmr9779]

Ahhh leave the Baby alone!

[@andrewwinchel4659]

He totally said we are garbage... just like Hillary said we are deplorable and irredeemable. Just like they all think and say it often.

[@rogerm3708]

Well then my name is Deplorable Irredeemable Garbage

[@alphana7055]

Doesn't matter, the Puerto Rico joke will cost Trump the election.

[@Evom777]

Who do you know that was going to vote for Trump but changed their mind after a comedian made that joke? And if you do know someone, their principles and ideologies must be about as strong as wet toilet paper.

[@jimmygreywater7990]

@@alphana7055 no. no it won't.

[@olisk-jy9rz]

@@alphana7055 LMAO, you wish!

[@bobflemmet7454]

I wish TV hadn't blinded my parents with so much hatred towards Trump. I love and respect my parents and appreciate them enough to keep my political opinions to myself, but it hurts my heart to see what CNN and MSNBC has done to their brains.

[@MarvinPowell1]

They got Hamill'ed.

[@wiiildfire]

I have family who watch that all day long and also have tds. Otherwise they’re pretty solid people…

[@mandiestkngs]

Same for my mil. Really she's conservative with some things but absolutely deranged with TDS. It's mystfying.

[@Evom777]

Aren't emo-voters grand?

[@Monkeymoo1122]

I feel your pain brother. Kamala is just evil.

[@Noodleydoo]

You know, how Trump turned this hateful garbage comment into an enormous, hilarious win by appearing in a garbage truck just shows you how much smarter he is than his haters. It's never even a fair fight. Trump got his ear shot off and he even turned that into a huge win.

[@masrfaker]

haters gonna hate

[@kav2357]

@@masrfakertill the world ends from a war this guy starts

[@RyanThatGuy07]

@@kav2357 Stop spreading rumors. he's trying to prevent wars, how about you do some proper research before spreading nonsense

[@martydom666]

Yeah cause he almost ended the war in the middle east by pulling out. which im sure you were not alive for 😅 to see the last 6 presidents ahead of trump. stayed in the middle east since 1970s. 😅​@kav2357

[@minion3806]

​@kav2357 where were you 2016-2020? He was president for four years and didn't start any wars. Come join reality with us, bro

[@samplexample]

Nobody is talking about how Biden almost said he was from Puerto Rico 1:25 He caught it mid-step, hesitated, and stepped in a different pile altogether. 😅

[@ParrryHottter]

The ancient vampire feeds on the blood of the young to live forever.

[@MattChewycat33]

"Out shaking hands and biting babies."

[@warlockghovat5745]

“Shake hands and bite babies.” “Shake hands and bite babies.” “Shake hands and bite babies.” “Shake hands and bite babies.” “Shake babies and bite hands.” “Shake babies and bite hands.” “Shake babies and bite hands.” Wait a minute…

[@LCinc707]

Peurto Rico has a landfilk problem, it is an island, where are they gonna put all of the cheap Chinese crap they buy that breaks in 3 years?

[@majorgear1021]

spell checking is hard

[@mrharpable]

So is not being a prick apparently

[@freedomgoddess]

solving real problems is also hard. and that's why brilliant is today's sponsor. brilliant is an online...

[@joshuabarqueesimeth4530]

export it to the sea or another country, like america does when their island gets covered in trash to the point they can't fit it. Your just mad its another country, youd probably say its our countries right to export trash, but if puerto rico does it they must be the worst country in the world in your mind.

[@rockoorbe2002]

They can always dump it in Haiti.

[@wtfserpico]

Cheers and laughter vs heckling and boos.....and they want us to believe this is a close race?

[@MarvinPowell1]

I hope on Election Day, we don't get 91 million votes for Kamala in "the most fair and secure election in US history." You think I'm joking, but no one remembers how Biden was just as bad, if not worse in 2020, literally telling voters not to vote for him and revoking people's blackness if they don't support him.

[@TAMERAPalmer-Rendon]

Better yet, what in the h are these parents doing. Flipping demonic.

[@crappycomputer77t1]

He’s a demon.

[@juliooquendo220]

I'm Puerto rican-american and I will vote for TRUMP in 2024.

[@ncruz591]

ASI es papito que se mamen un gran bycho eso jodio democratas

[@populustremulus228]

Also stop littering😅. ( just kidding.)

[@aic.4283]

Same here! 🇵🇷

[@mathbrah]

yea but do u agree to put end to illegal border crossings of your people(and other latin people)?

[@bruno_kyouka]

Ok vira-lata

[@artygunnar]

"if someone must shout 'I am the King," he is no king at all," Tywin Lannister.... "I AM TALKING NOW...." literally to her own audience!

[@debraolson7553]

She also implied Jesus has no place in her arena.

[@kcsback]

@@debraolson7553 Then going to speak at a church in Atlanta days after, like that was going to fix it 😂

[@thecensoredpatriot]

He isn't called creepy joe for nothing. That pdf-file should NEVER be allowed to be anywhere near children.

[@blackrifle6736]

*Hunter's laptop and his daughter's writings have revealed that one of Joe nicknames is "P3do Pete"*

[@fourtysix4646]

Bitin’ Biden

[@CuriousGeorge1111]

Thanks DV! You are a fact and insight BEAST! 😆👍

[@knes167]

Somewhere out there Dan Schneider is vigourously bookmarking those clips of Biden and the babies. F's in chat

[@vincer7824]

Appreciate your concise, Sasquatch-style commentary as always Decoy.

[@svoncampe]

Why why why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh Lord would ANYONE support that woman and her Party? There cannot possibly be THAT many blind people out there, can there???

[@BartSparrow123]

Always remember that 50% of people are dumber than the average moron...

[@Kededian]

Brainwashed by the tv.

[@BartSparrow123]

You overestimate the average person...

[@HunterMoss-ru4bo]

Only dumb people support Harris

[@wowgmplayer]

I feel like people who just want to watch the world burn will vote for harris and they are many among us 😂😂

[@Sprinkesbakeshop]

Making us laugh at the end is top tier reporting. Well done sir.

[@BabyEater61]

That's just disturbing

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

Trump is a S tier troll!

[@TheDivisionAgent]

Damn if only Squatch sponsored this episode

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

The way she smiles so creepily when she's being booed. Yikes!

[@ThePopo543]

"they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs, and they're eating the babies too!"

[@Captainsparta-23]

We got trump in a garage truck before GTA 6 😅

[@Timewave-Zer0]

“Before GTA 6” “Is crazy” “Is wild” “Is diabolical” “3 business days” It’s the same lines over and over 😂😂

[@majorgear1021]

Gta 6 is going to be a dumpster fire anyway

[@MrMoDaddy]

Gta6 won't give you that feeling the previous ones did. You'll be excited because it's a new one but I think the single player will not be very satisfying

[@weston407]

@@MrMoDaddyas a Florida resident I’m excited to cruise around the state and see how they satirized everything 😂😂

[@absolutelyfookinnobody2843]

Ok and? Gta 6 will probably be woke garbage anyways. So I hope it gets delayed till this crap is over

[@DimWit000]

who else won’t be voting Harris 2024?🤚😂

[@HunterMoss-ru4bo]

Me 😂

[@LagrangePoint0]

Unfortunately my grandpa will vote for harris, he died in 2010, tho.

[@bootsieboris830]

My dog is voting

[@alexs1540]

looks like over half of the voting population imo

[@stevemoore5053]

I voted for McTrump already! Then I'm going to vote for Vance in 2028 !

[@deaconblooze1]

Joe was just confused, he thought it was a Diddy party.

[@YMF1891]

Sounds like ol' Sleepy Joe was about to say he was from Puerto Rico. LMFAO

[@plvw_web8]

CREEPY JOE IS ON THE MOVE!!

[@Sableye666]

This isn't even his final form

[@pichugirl6]

it's honestly incredible how triggered everybody is about that joke when the sad truth about what that comedian said is in fact actually true on what is happening in Puerto Rico. They are dealing with a garbage situation right now.

[@BobSmith-gl3sn]

It's garbage day!

[@hatinguh]

Cometh in the morning ,leaveth with yo money - average democrat

[@onihybrid9973]

“You eat babies!” ~John Marston

[@Sky-Strider]

It's weird how they say "clarify" instead of "retcon." You can see and hear someone say a direct quote, but they'll tell you that they said something entirely different.

[@Iburn247]

Wtf is happening to our timeline...😂

[@SpaceTech54]

Great Times in America!!!

[@The_Conspiracy_Analyst]

Joe Biden, teh sleepiest mohel around!! (let's see who gets that)

[@Seriousgreeen]

its feeding time, and JoeyB is hungry.

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

Love how they try to spin Biden's words like he only meant one person when he clearly says "SupporterS" as in plural, making it painfully clear he meant all supporters.

[@thecensoredpatriot]

Meanwhile if a republican said that about demoNcrat voters, it would be all over the media 24/7 for the next ten years.

[@TayWoode]

See his eyes reading it above the screen too?

[@SandyF_trouble]

Yes. The dems hate us.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Altering words is what they're good at; look at the term "mostly peaceful."

[@ladylily]

WTH kind of accent was that?! So now she's a preacher? A preacher with a jamaihiphopmidwestern accent?

[@KingPBJames]

Listen, she grew up in a middle class family

[@marthaj67]

A preacher who's never been to a church a day in her life unless it was to grift the parishioners.

[@kcsback]

After denouncing Christian protesters at her rally days before lol. "You're at the wrong rally, try the smaller one down the street." 🤯

[@ladylily]

@@kcsback The congregation should have said, "You're in the wrong building. Beyonce doesn't perform here, either." LOL

[@ladylily]

@@KingPBJames Gosh, she's just like all of us! LOL

[@denniskasza6069]

anyone notice that he started to say he lived in Puerto Rico, or that KJP was channeling her inner joker with the purple and green

[@Kaybeetoyz1968]

😂

[@donaldhammond627]

Whoever’s running Trump’s campaign are pure geniuses

[@Raging-Lion]

This video is solid justification for why I won't be voting for anyone that's more than twenty years older than me. The age of the "Wise Elders" is ending when most of them in our country can't even kill their own egos, let alone be leaders.

[@Littlelikeme92]

Trump is such a G! Which is why I proudly voted for him today!

[@UseTheSupeRsonic]

Biden is turning into that Stem cell dude in South Park

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

Christopher Reeve... But the world called him... Chris.

[@KimberlyCarter-fe9vh]

Whoa, this was insane! Do more like this!

[@Roog-i2i]

You’re a legend brother.

[@jones7299]

😅 I was sipping on a cup of coffee when it cut you in the monkey suit. Now I have coffee coming out my nose and all over my desk.😂😅

[@AngelWest58]

Neon green and dark blue is a garbage fashion statement

[@Boss-Possum]

Finally someone pointed that out! 👍 I was thinking not to many people would be willing to wear that.

[@kurokageno]

Just because Trump is looking extremely popular, don't let your guard down. Every vote counts and I know, it may be possible they'll try to cheat like they always do but we need have faith. We all need to get out and vote and hope for the best.

[@jimbo7577]

Everyone needs to get out and vote to overcome the votes that won't be counted, or flipped, and to counter the illegal vote.

[@efraim3364]

the return of Creepy Joe

[@WebOSDevelops]

Duckman pfp based

[@cliffgrimes895]

Martine Luther Cream🤣

[@wrongthinker843]

Leaning into their impotent insults is such a power move.

[@DetectivePikachu37347]

Creepy Brandon

[@froginprogress8510]

There is something disturbing about the vice president and campaign making demands of the supposedly current president to be quiet. To go sit at the kiddie table like a good little boy, it seems.

[@Kaybeetoyz1968]

I wonder if he secretly voted for Trump 😂

[@angiebervinkle1575]

Yes he did we all heard it can't change that

[@frkzoid]

Whoever came up with this idea from Trump's PR team needs a raise!

[@ryangay5938]

Thanks for the laugh my friend. I needed that . Trump 2024

[@MrLewne]

"Idk whats crazier," as Decoy shows up in costume. Lol

[@When_Disaster_Strikes]

Sure, call me a “garbage” person. But we’re all gonna be plumbers when we drain the swamp! Trump 2024! Let’s friggin’ go! 🇺🇸🗽🦅

[@UnclePhil1112]

We’ve been called worse over the years.

[@HunterB1densLaptop]

​@@UnclePhil1112 yeah so now we are garbage racist nazi sexist homophobic xenophobic americans.

[@RiotforPeacePlz]

Umm last time Trump added to the swamp tho???? He literally didn't drain it at all.

[@richardjohnson8114]

@When_Disaster_Strikes That's a good one

[@debraolson7553]

Hard to drain the swamp when the swamp keeps you in multiple court cases for 4 years🙄🤦🤦🤦

[@xjoshx3]

They’re crazy that’s why

[@al-ww5jp]

Homeboy thinks he doing one of his secret rituals alzheimers is getting to him.

[@Doomguy_74]

I absolutely love how the whole election is feeding guys like you the most amazing of memes. Keep up the work brother!

[@StabbinJoeScarborough]

Joes from Puerto Rico !

[@markgrender5638]

F1RST SECOND ???? GOD-BLESS DECOY !!!!!!😂😂🎉❤

[@davidt8438]

Nice to see Kamala channeling Hillary these days.

[@riftvallance2087]

Maybe just borrowed her demon for a bit

[@MarvinPowell1]

She was always Hilary 2.0. And AOC is Future Hilary.

[@metroidhunter965]

I never noticed this before, but Biden *ALMOST* said “Puerto Rico, where I’m from.”

[@nicknevco215]

I am creeped out by the Dems

[@invaderjoshua6280]

Biden trying to eat multiple babies on Halloween wasn’t on my bingo card. What the actual heck is wrong with this timeline?!