FREE YOUR MIND: END THE TWO DIMENSIONAL ELEVATOR CONSPIRACY. Join the resistance at DROPOUT: bit.ly/2CiI5i0 (p.s. you can hang with RAPH in our discord)
@Deathwindgames5 жыл бұрын
I love ralf
@schockingtonio5 жыл бұрын
Please don't put this behind a creditcard paywall... Pretty please?
@schockingtonio5 жыл бұрын
People in Europe don't generally have creditcards unless they do business internationally. Subscribing to a creditcard Just to subscribe to Dropout is not worth it for me and a lot other Europeans. Maybe add a different way to subscribe for us? Otherwise it's just not feasable and you'd be missing out on quite a large audience. Hope someone actually reads this
@dropout5 жыл бұрын
@@GideonMusic IT IS FUNNY AND GOOD!
@GideonMusic5 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor omg sorry just freaking out that you replied 😅😅 I'm looking into drop out and I'm trying to convince my friends. I've loved college humor for like forever
@LazorJunkieninja4 жыл бұрын
Katie: Fantastical solutions to major problems Jon: Practical solutions to everyday problems Ally: Crazy solutions to minor problems Raph: Ravings of an absolute lunatic
@tardersauce35784 жыл бұрын
Extreme accuracy.
@gowgowOVER90004 жыл бұрын
Katie's inventions are just cybernetic enhancements
@derektafoya11524 жыл бұрын
The smelling mirror not doing it for ya ? Lol
@SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM3 жыл бұрын
@@derektafoya1152 that would help the world so much in my opinion tbh
@internomadmusic2 жыл бұрын
I love how Raph LITERALLY just pitched the elevator from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but badly.
@5Amigos325 жыл бұрын
Raph is so bad at this. Please have him on every episode he is hilarious
@bribbl5 жыл бұрын
I am here to tell you my opinion on the topic!
@britann95395 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@NDJunction5 жыл бұрын
@@bribbl oooh, how original; i love it! do it
@howtheygotthere4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Raph is bad at all game shows
@johnkinsey24784 жыл бұрын
He’s just too uptight haha
@fenhen5 жыл бұрын
I don’t need a bathroom in my elevator, I have a tiny toilet backpack.
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy4 жыл бұрын
No that’s only for puke, saliva, and hairballs
@JoniTestrogen3 жыл бұрын
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy Only if nobody's watching
@nakitamaria19405 жыл бұрын
Ally not knowing how often sunscreen needs to be reapplied is very on brand
@caseygreyson41785 жыл бұрын
Nakita Maria so *THATS* why she was so tan during the first season of “Total Forgiveness”
@silvassilvas92625 жыл бұрын
Is the whole college humor company told to like all your own comments?
@cafenightster45485 жыл бұрын
Lol, sunscreen. Mankind has lived thousands of year without it and somehow managed. In modern society we barely even touch sunlight for more than 1 hr daily. Pffftt, the suspicious dark lumps on my arm are barely noticeable.
@Mrsemir1005 жыл бұрын
and calling it shrilanka
@louisfrey11975 жыл бұрын
I dont use sunscreen. Ever. Because 1. I live in germany and 2. I never go outside
@mdtexeira5 жыл бұрын
Raph is hilariously incompetent at describing things, and as far as I can tell, Katie is just insane. Good show.
@JB-uy5xt5 жыл бұрын
is raph like this at pitch meetings?? He's so great lmao
@tattoodude89465 ай бұрын
Yeah - going into this, I thought he would be the most grounded in the bunch. Coming out, he batshit crazy!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@izzyperformingarts38554 жыл бұрын
Allys bracelet idea is a black mirror episode waiting to happen
@leipelampengames98023 жыл бұрын
Yeah, oh she has pink bracelet let's not hire her
@onionninja86253 жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm really sorry but our mission statement means we can't hire anyone with a purple bracelet"
@onionninja86253 жыл бұрын
Also you could have the premise of the episode being that someone doesn't want to wear one of the bracelet
@okashi105 жыл бұрын
Man they have really stepped up the graphics for this show.
@rabidchipmunkgaming5 жыл бұрын
Raphael is such a gem. He's like that friend that gets so far away from the conversation at hand when he gets baked that when he cuts in with a tangent to the conversation everyone laughs.
@hoodiehat71265 жыл бұрын
I would say the cure for cancer, but boy that glove box warmer is tempting.
@EternamenteAprendiz5 жыл бұрын
Most cancers can be cured in early stages, but it is impossible to cure all cancers because you can't avoid all DNA damage in every cell as you age.
@ericorona85485 жыл бұрын
isn't that just a thermos though?
@warfreddy69685 жыл бұрын
I don't know how far they drive, but the answer to a lot of this is to actually crack the food tray open. It's steaming itself. So everything fried or charred is getting ruined in minutes. Poke big holes or crack the tray open. What you lose in temperature you more than get back in saved crunch.
@ParodyDictum5 жыл бұрын
@@EternamenteAprendiz hey a cure for aging
@bulldozer89504 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure... he really sold me on the “better elevator”
@pallasproserpina41185 жыл бұрын
The number of people who died on the titanic was 1503. She was within 3 people. That’s a margin of error right there.
@andrewdl68245 жыл бұрын
That "direct to brain knowledge" sounds like something in a Black Mirror episode that goes terribly wrong.
@arthurmbow20665 жыл бұрын
someone make this a black mirror episode
@ericasnyder20015 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!
@kwalm75365 жыл бұрын
Look up "brain computer interface" Already in the works by Elon
@Don-C.L.5 жыл бұрын
"how to take over government" Direct to brain results complete. "How to stop said action from happening?" D2B results completed It would be smart if the person had asked both questions to prevent one or the other from happening. Is directoo hackable? Reluctantly, answers results.
@Iris-sw3cm5 жыл бұрын
We are the Borg you will be assimilated
@lastashiamay43595 жыл бұрын
I feel like each person’s ideas tells you a lot about their personality and personal values. I love it so much.
@gitadine5 жыл бұрын
Raphael is the best cast for Rank Room omg
@dropout5 жыл бұрын
Raph moonlights as a brilliant inventor with impossible dreams.
@djkb1255 жыл бұрын
Right?! His pitches definitely made me laugh the most. Rank room is great! It always makes me laugh
@TimdeVisser865 жыл бұрын
I can always count on Raph to fall apart seconds after his idea is introduced it's hilarious.
@killingblow5285 жыл бұрын
Katie is an actual literal treasure. One of the best CH has ever had
@FrancisR4205 жыл бұрын
An Immaculate Faberge egg of a character.
@tanner9534 жыл бұрын
She is Starfire
@blackhokage17444 жыл бұрын
@@tanner953 from teen titans go?
@e.osborn40475 жыл бұрын
ally: hello mommy *every lesbian has entered the chat*
@moogle91484 жыл бұрын
At 13:10 we all sat up like meerkats
@jadeyu71973 жыл бұрын
@@moogle9148 i immediately needed a fanfic about this. it is a NEED.
@saphique_sanguinaire3 жыл бұрын
you called?
@jade31683 жыл бұрын
Hello
@ChaosqueenMaddy3 жыл бұрын
Not a lesbian but still WLW so im here too
@toetotipthatsabart50485 жыл бұрын
Whenever Raph said anything I started choking with laughter.
@octoboi8525 жыл бұрын
Me too
@garbageboy91645 жыл бұрын
Sphere wheels on a car. I’m not sure how that would work mechanically, but you could park very easily. You could sideways drive. In this essay I will-
@loganricherson3 жыл бұрын
I don't think that they would require too hard of a rough concept to make. Basically, use the mechanism that is used in ball mice but have motors driving the ball. My biggest issue with this would be stuff getting inside of it and messing it up. This would require some sort of cleaning system
@loganricherson3 жыл бұрын
@Kangarooster I mean, if they had the secondary break on a drive by wire system, I'm pretty sure it could fairly simply be retrofitted onto some modern cars with a little bit of know how
@Idontwantahandleplease3 жыл бұрын
Goodyear said they'd do it 2016 but idk.
@rachellong85173 жыл бұрын
They make these kinda. They are called omni wheels and pretty neat. Would be a little hard to control a car maybe.
@luckysocks69883 жыл бұрын
So like the g force vehicles that the guinea pigs drive
@RebeccaKatsuya5 жыл бұрын
Has Raphael just read Charlie & the Chocolate Factory?
@the719guy45 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking when he said that. His ideas were bland. Love the oven in the car and toilet shredder(although the shredder already exists) idea.
@RebeccaKatsuya5 жыл бұрын
@@the719guy4 I'm so glad it wasn't just me thinking it. ^_^ I thought the toilet shredder should have been number 1 (or at least number 2) because of the environmental impact, but you say that is a real thing already? How have I never heard of it? 🌍💩
@soul231105 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking, omg
@Iris-sw3cm5 жыл бұрын
He was thinking of a Wonka-vator
@xkilla9115 жыл бұрын
@@the719guy4 really? i thought the toilet backpack and sexuality detectors were not only boring but unnecessary. paperbags and just being open about your sexuality would replace those inventions.
@rogerrabbit1105 жыл бұрын
I have a very sad message for Raph. The elevator moving in more then one direction (not only up and down but left and right which would be a two dimensionsional system) has allready been invented by the Thyssen-Krupp company using magnetic fields (Magnetkissen und Transrapid-Technik). June 23th 2017 an article about this invention has been published by the Süddeutsche Zeitung. A testing tower of 246 metres (807 feet) for this elevator technology is located in Rottenburg, Baden Württemberg, Germany . But nice guess and a really good idea raph, keep it up ;)
@meme-tok20725 жыл бұрын
I want a clear toaster So you can see if the bread is burned Edit: I thank everyone who enlightened me about this product. This does exist and I'm proud of humanity, I will be buying 2.
@NapQueen965 жыл бұрын
Gacha Kitty i have a feeling this exists already
@meme-tok20725 жыл бұрын
@@NapQueen96 I really hope it does
@vesaholopa5 жыл бұрын
@@meme-tok2072 @Ngoc lam It does
@Solarbeholder5 жыл бұрын
@@meme-tok2072I just checked It does, this is life changing
@meme-tok20725 жыл бұрын
@@Solarbeholder WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE
@crystalsthename4 жыл бұрын
katie: *introduces everyone* raph: yes ma’am ally: yes mummy Jon: I DONT WANNA GO TO BED ):
@Ajehy3 жыл бұрын
I do 😍 - A bi lady
@15thCrypt5 жыл бұрын
"I puke on the street a lot" she says casually
@NizArtMusic5 жыл бұрын
I was like , WTF xDDD
@anormalguy84075 жыл бұрын
im never sure if she is joking or not xD
@Edited65 жыл бұрын
and no one bats an eye.
@griffin80625 жыл бұрын
Probably the crack addiction
@jettnunya16635 жыл бұрын
She has lupus
@dungeonguy88 Жыл бұрын
I know this is an older video, but I just have to say... Having gotten so used to seeing Katie stay stone cold during the Breaking News sketches, it's nice seeing the easy smiles and laughs coming from her.
@ollysombrero84275 жыл бұрын
they shoulda had Brennan on this episode. He literally couldve come up with a legitimate solution to all our problems as a species
@shukuala95025 жыл бұрын
@@DaCotaMonteiro what?
@thatthat32514 жыл бұрын
LMAO IM SCREAMING
@ethangoldsmith93324 жыл бұрын
@@shukuala9502 he is
@defectivepikachu45823 жыл бұрын
but it would take him a whole 10 minutes to rant about it each time
@brandontrainor10723 жыл бұрын
@@defectivepikachu4582 you say that like it's a bad thing.
@QDibieYT5 жыл бұрын
Jon was hilarious, I really like both of his invention ideas too. He also kind of looks like my Uncle
@saranohmusic575 жыл бұрын
He was always talking over everyone though haha
@giggabiite44174 жыл бұрын
He looks like Jack Black
@blackanimecat25 жыл бұрын
You can buy airplane pukebags if you want the portable desposable not-toilet vomit option.
@Adam-lc6mk5 жыл бұрын
That's not a bad idea
@dropout5 жыл бұрын
(aggressively takes notes)
@marshubbs70785 жыл бұрын
The germans and some other euopean countries actually have basins specifically to puke it, they have handles and everything.
@RashidMBey5 жыл бұрын
Why do you just have this information on hand? Why?
@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell5 жыл бұрын
literally just use a cheap plastic grocery bag, tie it up, and throw it in the trash
@TimdeVisser865 жыл бұрын
You know who ELSE wanted everyone's sexual orientation to be identifiable by armbands?
@cenifh4 жыл бұрын
this bracelette is already being used on the gay community for cruising lol
@creativedesignation78803 жыл бұрын
Hitler also build highways and train tracks to further the war and bring people into concentration camps, does that mean building those things for other purposes is comparable? Or is identifying people's sexuality, in order to date them maybe a different thing entirely, than doing that in order to murder them? I mean, I'm not on board with the compulsory element of Ally's idea either, but pulling out a Hitler comparison is more than a little far fetched.
@TimdeVisser863 жыл бұрын
@@creativedesignation7880 I was joking, clearly the two things are different.
@0SC23 жыл бұрын
@@creativedesignation7880 Dude, calm down. It’s a CollegeHumor video.
@bighoodie43153 жыл бұрын
That was not the main thing about the nazis! (Referencing the 'debate me' sketch)
@woutert1145 жыл бұрын
A smelling mirror would be amazing! You can never quite gauge what your breath is like and I'm constantly paranoid about it.
@megamozaik5 жыл бұрын
Every time Raph laughs his magical laugh a puppy feels joy for the first time.
@wanderlustwarrior5 жыл бұрын
"Permanent sunscreen" - I'm glad Ally and Raph pointed out that's pretty much just "melanin". And as for the orientation bracelet, could it signify when someone is single, like an anti-wedding ring? Or kink friendly?
@Taneth5 жыл бұрын
And you can get an injection that stimulates melanin production.
@dropout5 жыл бұрын
GREAT questions
@oliviamichelle83765 жыл бұрын
Melanin may more resistant to sunburn but it is not sunscreen, despite the color of your skin sunscreen is important !!!
@rjgraylight5 жыл бұрын
Permanant Sunscreen would be terrible in resale, only affordable and wanted by the privelaged and those who live in sunny places (roughly 7/9 of the world is shaded or in cloud cover at any time as I'm aware) and isn't needed by people of color bc their skin pigmentation prevents all but the most severe of sunburns. Plus Cancer from sunburns only occurs if you pick at your sunburns frequently, don't treat then in any way, you don't drink sufficient water to help the body heal, get sunburned multiple times in one specific area over a short period of time, and you generally ignore it besides that. It takes common sense to avoid getting cancer from sunburns. It takes a lot of effort and self-neglect TO get cancer from sunburns.
@oliviamichelle83765 жыл бұрын
Ionn Eetall cancer occurs from sun damage, sometimes even without a sunburn. Never having a sunburn doesn’t mean that skin cancer caused by sun damage is not possible.
@rogueraven25312 жыл бұрын
I loved the idea of heated/cooled cup holders until I thought more about it. You’d have to have specialty cups or use a particular material that would allow the contents of the cup to get cold/hot without changing the temperature of the outside of cup (or at the very least have them come with the little insulation sleeves to protect your hands). I wouldn’t want to burn/freeze my hands every time I picked up my drink and I feel like the only way they would be effective is to have them heat/cool from the outside. Maybe just a better insulated cup holder to keep the initial temperature of the drink better
@Carebearritual Жыл бұрын
solution: bottom-only warning and cooling. more exactly like a seat warmer. just the butt of the drink. not sure how effective it would be but i think the illusion would sell millions
@saggezzamaconprudenza10905 жыл бұрын
...It's obviously Ally's smile. Case closed.
@KiluaRotmg5 жыл бұрын
I mean..we all have dreams
@beast_boy975 жыл бұрын
Wait, are you saying Ally's smile hasn't been invented yet, or that you would sell Ally's smile to other people?
@lyadmilo5 жыл бұрын
Bar bathrooms in Germany actually do have puke toilets. They're like halfway up the wall and even have handle bars.
@NoOther15 жыл бұрын
Considering how many mirrors Katie has "sniffed", she was probably surprised to learn they don't actually work that way.
@douglasphillips58705 жыл бұрын
Snorting mirrors already exist.
@ariyuril5 жыл бұрын
The big guy actually has good ideas, he’s not playing the game right.
@jemmascott55595 жыл бұрын
Is Ally okay? Because all I've taken away from this is that she gets midnight takeout, throw-up drunk and into awkward situations where she has to figure out someone's sexual orientation.
@mxlazarus1905 жыл бұрын
Wait, who doesn't do that?
@theeleventh805gamer75 жыл бұрын
Nah she experiencing a magical thing called, “What am I doing with my life right now?”
@ileyhasnoetiquette83245 жыл бұрын
All while listening to a podcast
@evelynnlefay80585 жыл бұрын
Thought their pronouns were they/them, would love clarification if anyone has any
@ii-magician5 жыл бұрын
Evelynn Whitebridge they do use they/them pronouns it’s in their Instagram bio
@strangersmemories16325 жыл бұрын
Katie: Sunscreen which lasts forever My entire family, Western to Asian: WOOOOOOOO
@ekokepe4 жыл бұрын
ikr, melanin pigment team !!!
@rachelrachel91523 жыл бұрын
Once again, everyone should wear sunscreen, even if you have dark skin
@RobbieRobski5 жыл бұрын
I was actually just thinking how handy it would be to have a heated cup holder the other morning.
@DDUBS7ify5 жыл бұрын
I have one in my 08 Avenger, and it chills too. I forget to use it all the time.
@stickmandaninacan5 жыл бұрын
I feel like Raph just got high af when he came up with and wrote down these ideas, and now its like hes reading them for the first time and is doing his best to turn it into a pitch on the spot 😂
@BradsPitts.5 жыл бұрын
I agree with Katie, the Bracelet would be so dangerous for some people
@GraveSource5 жыл бұрын
*looks up picture of mirror online* “Wtf? I can’t see myself.”
@patriciabristow-johnson59515 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ewmily5 жыл бұрын
Ally looks weird without green hair now
@rustinstardust20945 жыл бұрын
She looks even hotter now, imo
@amosbehavedcalm5 жыл бұрын
oh, i thought this was a backlogged video
@ewmily5 жыл бұрын
@@amosbehavedcalm It was probably filmed before the makeover but its still weird seeing it lmao
@AddBowIfGirl5 жыл бұрын
Rustin Stardust Don’t objectify her.
@rawovunlapin82015 жыл бұрын
@@AddBowIfGirl calling someone good looking, or better looking than before, is objectifying them?
@chrisborgars-smith24395 жыл бұрын
istg Raff's voice drops by like a full tone when he pitches as he tries to lend gravitas to his completely insane pitches
@kangjj15 жыл бұрын
I thought Katie can't see race
@megananne27245 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it took me this long to find this comment. Thank you!
@AliceIsSleepy5 жыл бұрын
She can't, but she can smell melanine.
@geofferypmeyers5 жыл бұрын
Hey, I knew exactly what smelling mirror meant the first time he said it
@lightningmcdweeb5 жыл бұрын
that *IS* yet to be invented. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
@craignewby36755 жыл бұрын
'claps'
@manuelgonzalezrios13145 жыл бұрын
*massive audience applause*
@AntiSuccess5 жыл бұрын
they’re both acceptable phrasings!
@lightningmcdweeb5 жыл бұрын
@@AntiSuccess I'm just kidding around, friend.
@bostontracy51515 жыл бұрын
I was pulling for the Heated Glovebox the whole time! As an addition to his idea, I would also add a heated cup holder or 2; it’d be best if said cup holders had their own, personal, small, heating element(s) that wrapped around said cup holder(s). The cold cup holders could be on the cold version, the chilled glovebox.
@bostontracy51515 жыл бұрын
Putting each end of a tungsten coil in contact with the end of a 9v battery makes it red hot and, in fact, that’s what they do for electric stoves! You could very easily do that for your heated glovebox/cup holder, but you’d lessen the power level consistently used to keep the food warm instead of cooking it at red hot; I’m thinking maybe 1.5v of a single AA battery or a very large/long tungsten coil wrapping all the way around said glovebox using no more than 9v (probably less) would be enough to keep it from cooking it too much.
@KingLouisII5 жыл бұрын
So...is nobody going to mention Raph pitched the Wonka-vader? :/
@rustinstardust20945 жыл бұрын
It was in a fictional movie - it's never actually been invented. He's still good.
@gregorymorales15 жыл бұрын
Wonka-vator. Not a Charlie n the chocolate factory / star wars cross over
@KingLouisII5 жыл бұрын
@@gregorymorales1 I will be sure to consult Webster's Fictional Dictionary next time.
@HovektheArtist4 жыл бұрын
@@KingLouisII make sure its the updated one, the old one used wank-vader which is a very different entry
@amernej5 жыл бұрын
Buddy it’s right there, when you go on an elevator sometimes you accidentally press the wrong floor, you should be able to press over it again to cancel it taraaaa
@cI0ra3m0n5 жыл бұрын
After this episode, I feel like I need to see more collabs between Ally and Raph, they were cracking each other UP, especially with the permanent sunscreen bit
@p.shaver12945 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally not one person: Inventors: *frantically scribbling ideas and blueprints down*
@ReqiumForANightmare5 жыл бұрын
My glovebox has a vent that heats your gloves
@dropout5 жыл бұрын
so a glovebox glove...box. glovebox box?
@Siitri5 жыл бұрын
My dodge avenger has a cooler in the glovebox. For canned drinks
@Trumani5 жыл бұрын
Same
@theoriganalxldub4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe it's your kid's chore" is the best line Beardsley has said on this channel
@girlandherdog15 жыл бұрын
The new intro and outro looks amazing! You really stepped up your game people!
@alistair.in.wonderland2 жыл бұрын
raph proposing a real-life willy wonka elevator will never not be funny to me. i'd like to add that such an elevator should also go diagonal, circular, triangular, square, and also be able to just straight up fly out of the building and transport users to their desired destinations like an airplane.
@cooki5225 жыл бұрын
Hate to break it to Raphael but multi-directional elevators have already been invented, there's even a famous one in Sheffield. X
@dropout5 жыл бұрын
Wait is this true how does that possibly work?
@kuronosan5 жыл бұрын
@@dropout And then there's the Wonkavator..
@ellaisplotting5 жыл бұрын
If you mean the Paternoster in the Arts Tower it isn't multi directional, it just runs without electricity/stopping at floors. Source: I was on it Tuesday. Unless there's other famous lifts in Sheffield?
@gokuaravind5 жыл бұрын
Hasn't anyone seen Harry Potter? I'm surprised no-one's mentioned that
@TheAguydude5 жыл бұрын
:::Checks Google::: Thyssenkrupp MULTI is a thing. It only moves in 4 directions.
@aname3941 Жыл бұрын
A portable toilet already exists, and what your describing is called a bowl
@jjd11745 жыл бұрын
3:00 boy do I have a treat for you guys. Did you know that there alrwady are cars with that function. Most of them are expensice though xD
@arienh45 жыл бұрын
My 2015 Toyota Yaris has this feature, and it really isn't an expensive car at all.
@ebmccready89735 жыл бұрын
I’ve test driven a Mercedes with it. AND equally useful-a steering wheel heater and cooler to keep your hands warm in the winter and keep from burning in the summer!
@lillieofthevlly5 жыл бұрын
"did someone pull you out of the closet with that?" holy shit
@a-10wartaboo775 жыл бұрын
Who else got an ad for the video that’s for the video?
@dropout5 жыл бұрын
It's called BEING THOROUGH look it up
@goldengaruda89355 жыл бұрын
Philip Eng me
@milk-pr1up5 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor sassy
@xkilla9115 жыл бұрын
@@dropout it's like pouring water on yourself in a swimming pool
@mikailtheonly5 жыл бұрын
@@dropout Katie?
@tqj20045 жыл бұрын
Been enjoying this series, glad to see it got an upgrade. I love videos on KZbin in the 20 minute range.
@daviddasilva70095 жыл бұрын
At 15:24, I don't know why but when Ralph says "Water's a mirror" and Jon immediately just stops laughing and says "Oh shit", I just die of laughter.
@LIlmarmardebest23 Жыл бұрын
Bro same. Then immediately flowed by Katie's 'a spoon is a mirror'
@adamrodger53512 жыл бұрын
Holy jeez gotta love Raph's eyes at 13:14 😂
@ThatGuy532975 жыл бұрын
The briefcase boy was the best part of it. Well, the way he was called and excused.
@MikeJF854 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT america uses a different toilet design to europe/australia, where the toilets basically don't clog.
@shari47565 жыл бұрын
Has Ally never heard of containers or buckets?
@rafaelcalmon28585 жыл бұрын
I just wanna point out how genius it is that Katie just described the Great Sage skill from Slime so perfectly without having ever read the novel or watched the show (probably) XD I genuinely think that's the best one, because unlimited knowledge on demand can potentially allow someone to overcome any situation.
@15thCrypt5 жыл бұрын
Briefcase boy/man must spend hours polishing his briefcase, his one true joy in life
@HankMeldrum5 жыл бұрын
"polishing" his "briefcase"
@veghead055 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kevinforbesofficial4 жыл бұрын
5 years from now Katie invents her Sunscreen, overdoses on it, becomes a living shadow-monster and turns into the Supervillain Doctor Murkovitch
@Ajehy3 жыл бұрын
I’d read that comic.
@BelviGER5 жыл бұрын
There are Puke Toilets in germany Called Pabst, can be found in basically all breweries
@gibbbon5 жыл бұрын
i was raised to puke in a bucket with dish soap in it, the soap cover the smell of the puke, and that way you can puke anywhere in the house, you can relax on the sofa, or have the bucket next to your bed, and when you are done, you empty the bucket in the toilet and clean it up always first reflex when you feel sick: get the vomit bucket ready nearby
@Morboxx5 жыл бұрын
I live in Germany and...no. Especially no Pabst here!
@Theunitedlowshater4 жыл бұрын
@@Morboxx I also never heard of the word Pabst, but these things exist mostly in old bars and pubs in case you drank to much ;) You can look it up in german Wikipedia, there it's called "speibecken"
@dananabread66324 жыл бұрын
Raph is so phenomenally bad at this that he’s actually good
@weirdokidxx5 жыл бұрын
How has no one asked this yet. How tf do you get into an elevator that can go in every direction? Wouldn’t it need to have the floor that you’re walking on to get onto it not exist so it can go forward? Wat
@luxdeitine48825 жыл бұрын
Terrick the elevator just moves into a mirror dimension in wich nothing can come in physical contact
@thelocke-nessmonster38215 жыл бұрын
I was assuming it would have a horizontal elevator shaft
@reaction63705 жыл бұрын
It would have to be an octagon and doors on every side
@samanthanyarko91665 жыл бұрын
Thank you 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 I’ve been waiting for a new episode for so long. This is my favorite College Humor series. Raph is delightful on the Rank Room. And I love the new set-such high production values!
@steffengr.55565 жыл бұрын
I consider myself absolutely straight, but in case of Raph, my Sexual orientation bracelet would turn blue ^^
@Mr.Fulton3 жыл бұрын
As a Pan, that bracelet would be a godsend
@stellam89365 жыл бұрын
"The glove box is inaccurately named and everybody knows it." The opening lines of Title and Registration by Death Cab for Cutie.
@GameReaper945 жыл бұрын
Just like with "Um, Actually", I love the improved production in these from when the shows first started. the intro's awesome, and I love the icons used for each idea
@weirdo3375 жыл бұрын
This show got an extremely boosted budget
@itarfer5 жыл бұрын
Half of the fun of this is watching Raph’s bewildered expressions as Katie swings her hands in his face
@-4subscriberswithahammerad5215 жыл бұрын
The best invention never made is a machine that can invent inventions that haven’t been made yet
@MrSumima5 жыл бұрын
you could make a religion out of this
@Letzbehonest5 жыл бұрын
That first 20 second opening was pure comedy genius. I love the rank room so much!! Comedy gold.
@leonardoboissonhiginio79215 жыл бұрын
2:23 I thought she was gonna ask if they had ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis...
@fwm25485 жыл бұрын
If you read the text at the beginning it is mostly philosophical questions, but at 0:23 it says "When is the worst time to poop in your pants?"
@akirashwarz59045 жыл бұрын
Raph I see you stealing that elevator idea from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 😂👍
@manesium5 жыл бұрын
The shitter shredder already is a thing, its called a toilet macerator pump.
@WatanabeNoTsuna.4 жыл бұрын
"Cupholders should have heat and cold settings" Christian Von Koenigsegg stole you idea, man!
@DmedZWN5 жыл бұрын
Raph is such a mood! 🙈😂 Also Katie defending her non-racism and constantly looking at Raph was hurting my sides 😂😂😂😂
@HappyNBoy5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, Raph! Raph... I'm dying.
@60223 жыл бұрын
The heated glovebox could work so easily using the same method as the regular in-car heating that just uses the heat from the engine. It's a genius idea. You could also actually heat like a hat or gloves, so by the time you need to get out of your car, you can put on something warm.
@myriah_smile5215 жыл бұрын
I love how Ralph explains things he’s so funny
@mrmcbonkers93045 жыл бұрын
Wonkavator.... Raph wants a Wonkavator.
@cityslicker49835 жыл бұрын
"Direct to brain answers". That's called omniscience Katie. 😁
@oopsiexistnow5 жыл бұрын
The Briefcase Boi comes out, all the bracelets glow MEGA BLUE
@arseniykuznecovs32315 жыл бұрын
Yesssss 😂
@jidybla22744 жыл бұрын
in England the door closing button actually works
@bribbl5 жыл бұрын
My mom's car actually has a heated glove box, it's a thing.