What Is the Best Funeral You Can Imagine? | Rank Room [Full Episode]

[@lucahstl]

"Were you at that funeral, that I ruined?" Is an amazingly casual sentence for what it implies

[@darkmatterburger]

@LilBeardsly NEEDS TO EXPLAIN

[@aceanimations3214]

Came to comment this lmao

[@5dollarguccislides87]

Best funeral: Having a game of kahoot, with the questions being about your life, and the winner gets everything you own.

[@dinobait8021]

I like the way your brain works

[@eoincampbell1584]

I like the getting everything I own thing, strumming up competition. Kahoot just isn't intense enough for me. How about I pre plan an entire reality tv show with a different challenge each episode for my family, friends, and 5 randomized golden ticket holders to battle it out for my stuff.

[@5dollarguccislides87]

@@eoincampbell1584 Willy Wonka x Total Drama Island

[@katiec.3052]

This is genius

[@5dollarguccislides87]

@@katiec.3052 I know

[@gamonborf]

Katie: "My dad did have a gambling addiction..." Ally and Siobhan: *"BWHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHWAHHA"*

[@samrichardson5971]

Siobhan is right, drama that you’re not directly involved in is the best drama

[@dumpy_frog]

Exactly, then you don’t have strong emotions over the outcome and can just grab the popcorn

[@dumpy_frog]

munuc drama you aren’t a part of but helped orchestrate is the best

[@Luenysgo]

@@dumpy_frog oh... you- you’re a monster huh

[@dumpy_frog]

@@Luenysgo took you long enough to notice

[@mylah4507]

Honestly I hate drama when I’m in it but when your aren’t part of it but your there it is the best

[@grogisgrog]

"Run time under 20 minutes? Raph must not be in this one"

[@veghead05]

Lmao

[@JakeLunemann]

Haha yeah

[@emeraldtaco]

Escape Room Funeral The room is uncomfortably small, and what there's only 6 people invited? I thought he was more well loved. Wait why are the doors locking?! That's right solve the clues and escape the room or be trapped with my slowly decaying corpse for ETERNITY.

[@nickel3143]

emeraldtaco I might skip that funeral thanks

[@emeraldtaco]

@@nickel3143 Your Majesty, I'm honoured you'd even consider coming.

[@mylah4507]

Is there puzzles and a way to get out or just a room with a corpse

[@mylah4507]

Because that can really change the mood

[@emeraldtaco]

@@mylah4507 Of course there are puzzles and a way to get out. But no asking for hints. Well I guess you can ask for hints, but I don't know how talkative I'll be. Also no time limit. Solve it or keep me company FOREVER.

[@chesh1re_cat]

The effect Jake has on everyone in the room is EXACTLY like a golden retriever lmao

[@Monkeyman3000]

CheshireCat that’s because he’s actually funny

[@milanesaconpure2994]

he also have a soft bite

[@Skyfox_art]

@@milanesaconpure2994 he also have a golden mic.

[@JamScamly]

"What is the best funeral?" Siobhan: "somebody else's"

[@Beegrene]

For organ reunion, you need something to put into the casket. I propose taking the parts that Katie's organs replaced from the recipients and combining them into one new body.

[@MantissaMr]

You, Brendan, have a weird way of looking at things. I love it.

[@davidestrada4942]

Writers room pitch: “okay what if we made a writers room but took it seriously?” *Everyone confused* “It will be lit like Who Wants to be a Millionaire” Everyone: ahhhhh 👏👏👏

[@HeartBreakBonez]

😂😂😂

[@nadamuchu]

Holy sheet, I just realized "The Rank Room" is a double-entendre. Brilliant.

[@sakuranovaryan9261]

Honestly I wish to see writes brainstorm all day. It looks so fun.

[@joelbarr1163]

Ally: "SARS masks" Me: Oh this is from the before times....

[@aceanimations3214]

It's from may 2020

[@MorningMeasure]

@@aceanimations3214 but when was it filmed

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Just imagine the amount of dirt reincarnated golden retriever puppy Jake could dig up at Siobhan's already highly controversial soap opera style funeral.

[@anamuasau2615]

9:48 Siobhan does have big immortal energy.

[@ShaneWonderland]

oh SARS masks, she says......if only she knew

[@strawberrycatastrofy257]

(ally's pronouns are they/them, fyi)

[@romxxii]

@@strawberrycatastrofy257 Ironically, Ally reflexively says calls themselves "her" during a later part.

[@cbreezy623]

This is the second one of these where a SARS like disease was mentioned. I think the other one was Katie talking about taking over the world

[@audih0e]

@@romxxii this was filmed before they came out as enby

[@maddie9602]

Yeah, it's a weird coincidence, especially given that Covid is related to SARS (its full name is SARS-CoV-2)

[@rachelb4339]

“Put it in perspective” really hitting it different right now...

[@scrungly]

for me, rank room is some of the best content ch has ever made, especially the original webseries

[@kmankool920]

"Were you at that funeral I ruined?" Oh??

[@babydollface]

oh my god they're releasing full episodes of Rank Room for free now! I'm so happy!

[@SUPERSTUDIO17]

I LOVE ALL THE COLLEGE HUMOR CONTENT. So happy to see Jake again too

[@xyro88]

Removed his beard though! What about Brother//Sister Co??

[@mitchelsmith5643]

He’s so powerful, his beard oil instantly regrows his beard.

[@ashleyprospect3238]

"Aristotle, Descartes, Nietzsche, and now... Katie. Marovitch. Me." Those are my favorite lines lol. I also really like: "Your friend Katie is a drug kingpin and a ruthless killer." The name Katie really adds to the level of comedy.

[@amandalabelle256]

Best funeral: my ashes are used in a science fair volcano and explode on everything so ppl get a cool show

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

"When is the worst time to poop in your pants?" I'm of two minds on that one. For maximum humiliation - just after *returning* from a bathroom break at work. For maximum disgust - at the very top of a water slide. Bonus points if you continue to poop yourself on the trip down.

[@veghead05]

Dear god 😂😂😂

[@Thebindingofwho]

Thank you for that picture in my head, I appreciate it.

[@clock1075]

Maximum humiliation would be shiting yourself at a school assembly while giving a presentation to the entire school

[@clock1075]

Max disgust would be shiting (really bad) in a wave pool and have the shit wash up on shore

[@shelbycreed]

-Kaitlyn Bennet

[@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout]

I just want people to think I had a totally awesome secret life they never knew about. So when I die, I'll pay someone to come to my funeral, wearing a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, not talk to anyone. Just sit in the back until the service is over, then walk up to my casket, bend down, and whisper "Checkmate."

[@armordillo87]

But before this funeral starts, let's hear a word from our sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends

[@niftyspiffyguy]

Katie! The organ reunion is a major character arc in the Unwind series by Neal Shusterman. A kid named Humfrey Dunfee (an obvious play on Humpty Dumpty) was “unwound” and the parents invite his organ recipients for a picnic with nametags like “eyes” “left kidney” etc

[@Cheskaz]

As soon as the words "organ reunion" left her mouth, I thought of Unwind.

[@_Nathan-]

I wish KZbin would stop moving the comment section

[@yvvonevon7834]

Wdym moving the comments section?

[@magica3526]

@@yvvonevon7834 The app moved the comment section

[@Shikamaru-]

That's why I learned to not update specific apps. They like fucking with the perfectly fine UI

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

yvvone von it’s on phones

[@Logjambam]

They jumped the fricking carp

[@IcyAuron]

I love the whole CH cast, but Siobhan is really underrated. She’s so good in every show she’s in, and seems really knowledge about a huge variety of topics.

[@ConceptCentral]

3:49 Jake feels oddly like Seinfeld at that moment. Just the way he talks... Maybe he's Seinfeld's reincarnation!!

[@trueaidooo]

The idea that Seinfeld died at least 4 years before the show Seinfeld aired and someone is somehow tricking us into believing he's just still alive is hilarious to me

[@Shoodowop]

I recognize Katie’s second idea from one of the ‘unwind’ books

[@FMAxEdwin]

I was just about to comment on that!!!

[@ImJustHereToWatch14]

It's also pretty close to the movie Seven Pounds

[@josephedwardsarena9487]

Yep that scene was super creepy when they started remembering things.

[@tabithafox7324]

Yessss I was so glad someone thought this. I heard that and just got slammed with a 10ish year old memory of that book series

[@javifernandez6144]

I love the rank room! Ever since you guys uploaded the "worst proposals" one I can't wait till the next one comes out!! Thanks for uploading the whole video!

[@ConscealedMoustache]

Damn, I just had a very beautiful emotional day where I reunited with friends I had stopped seeing suddenly three years ago. I have been long suffering from depression and have cut off from a lot of people that way, have been so down the drains so many time and would just cut myself off from the world and stay in my room for weeks on end. With that specific group of friend I was convinced they just didn’t want to see me again and resented me for it, when in fact they stopped trying to reconnect with me thinking that I was the one not wanting to hear from them ever again. Like I said it was a very beautiful day but I’m feeling a little vulnerable and Ally’s pitch just made me think about how as someone who lost their mother to suicide when I was 17 I would keep dreaming for a few weeks back then that my mother had faked her one death because she was tired of me and my father, and that I would just stumble upon her, alive and happier without us, in random situations. That hit hard to imagine it actually being done to someone.

[@sirhawkjames]

2:48 Ally had to attend her own funeral in total forgiveness haha

[@sparpie]

hawk james Too funny! Just FYI, Ally uses They/Them pronouns!

[@sundaesorceress]

The return of briefcase boy is magnificent

[@jacobmoniz2526]

Bodyguard!

[@propogandalf]

@@jacobmoniz2526 I read that in MK's voice

[@ollieegdk]

Katie laught way more in this video, then in all the news videos combined

[@Chesh89]

The ideal funeral for me would have to include playing the song "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"

[@ryzekiv7147]

Best funeral will be mine: WEEKEND AT BURNY’S / BURNING MAN Main things: • bonfire of reclaimed wood • a throne keeping my corpse from decomposing (ice preferred) • ligaments cut and strings/pulleys used to marionette my limbs -toe-tapping -finger-guns during AC/DC’s _for those about to rock_ • _Ragdoll_ by Aerosmith finishes with Steven Tyler scatting, and with that I will be haphazardly dragged by my strings from my throne across the rocky/sandy ground to the pyre. • did I mention it was a beach party? • or that I would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses? • I’ve already collected a few tracks for the party playlist, with some to play at specific moments • a projector occasionally plays gifs of me dancing on the fire or a similar location

[@cairoscomputer]

I see Jake I click fast just needs amir behind him

[@kieranblunnie3033]

Michael Kraus should have been screaming trying to get Jake his FRICKEN LATTE!!! It’s really for him

[@CRita]

beat me to this comment

[@creativedesignation7880]

I´m not mad they brought Jake back for this episode, but I am a little mad they didn´t also get Amir.

[@cynthiacler9284]

My xhusbands family had a Golden Retriever dog when we were married. That dog went to the park 1 day with us and after we got home his dog was acting like something was in his mouth we finally got him to drop what it was and son of a bitch that dog had a frog jump out of his mouth without a scratch on its skin. The frog looked really confused for a second and then jumped away. We were so shocked he carried that gross thing in his mouth for about 30 mintues. 🤪

[@sarahoshea9603]

Maybe he was lonely?

[@mericanapex7527]

Can we get more info on the funeral that ally ruined

[@MyNameIsTKJoker]

Human’s greatest honour Funeral with the coffin dance gang Best. Funeral. Ever.

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

0:25”When is the worst time to poop your pants” NOW THESE ARE THE REAL QUESTIONS

[@nuketheicecaps238]

The best funeral would be cremated, bring my ashes to the top of a tall hill, and spread my ashes to the wind. Then the wind blows my ashes back into the faces of all my friends and relatives, and at least one has their mouth open.

[@guilhermemachado2905]

When they start on her funeral at about 7:00 and the circus and so on, since everyone is high, they start a magic show of making the body in the coffin dissapear then a doppelganger comes out of the coffin to pretend that you came back to life and party with the people on the funeral, after the high is going the doppelganger comes back to the coffin and the original body returns and everyone thinks they tripped balls so hard they thought you came back to life through the power of psychodelics

[@rubyanactoria618]

Siobhan: “I’ll never die” Misty Moore?? 😮

[@pelinulusoy4595]

Organ Reunion is beautiful but the put it in perspective one is a realistic closure. Combined with the fact that the one that died requested this kind of funeral, it assures you that they wanted you to move on.

[@allistair61]

Okay, that orgy idea has just been put on the top of my list! Everybody coming in how to put the car keys in a big bowl

[@trs16]

My friend and I actually have a funeral planning pact based off an old tumblr post. Whoever doesn’t die first has to make sure that the other’s corpse is tied to a ceiling fan and flung around the viewing room while a song of their choice plays

[@andrewvanderschaaf2967]

Best funeral idea : setting - in front of the furnace of a forge, eulogy -> gregorian chant -> cremation in the furnace -> ashes smelted into steel -> steel cast into a form for a sword -> sword is stamped with my name, date of birth/death and fitted with a handle Once the cremation starts, a gladiator tournament is held amongst my heirs (to the death, surrender or knockout) and the winner keeps the sword and all of my inheritance.

[@crazyjack5646]

Soibhan's one was funny to me because when I went to my grandad's funeral, it was officiated by Steven Blakeley(heartbeat actor), I found out that he signed the official secrets act in the 1950s because of his work on army tanks and he then worked at Hardwick Wood making tools that apparently were used by the merchandisers for star wars. I then went to the wake and a family member got extremely drunk, fell off the sofa and tried to sell us a caravan. His name was Quentin so we gave him the nickname, Quentin Caravantino.

[@jonathanbuckles5844]

It's so great that they got hardwon surefoot as a guest on the show!

[@brandonnewby178]

I mean, yeah. Nobody _goes_ to their own funeral. But most people _are at_ their own funeral... ... ... Too soon?

[@Rylee_G]

How did puppy reincarnation not win

[@hazeclan7534]

What makes funerals sad? Someone you love is dead. Intro my idea, a funeral where after it’s over you reveal yourself to be alive. Much to the surprise of your fiancé who thought they’d lost you, and the event turns into your wedding. (This works especially well as a wedding since you can weed out those who would have only come for the food)

[@Allcanadian79]

What Is the Best Funeral You Can Imagine? one without my body in it.

[@strawberrycatastrofy257]

"with sars masks on" TOO CLOSE

[@elliotburns4961]

When I hear rank room, I just think of some disgusting room

[@boxhead6177]

The best funeral would be one an empty casket funeral that is cancelled... cause they found the body... and the body is still alive.

[@TheIrishYoshi]

Yes fantastic point

[@rogergaviaofiel]

They're so cool. I wish I were friends with them. I love Ally's ideas, and that scares me.

[@amyharvey6351]

How absolutely dare you say "were you at that funeral" that I ruined without backstory!

[@izzyteare1258]

I see my mans Jake and I click

[@ajsparx4133]

A slot machine casket lowers from the ceiling with the traditional slot symbols on it. A line forms to pull the lever. It begins spinning, each section independently. The body seems to rattle around and blood drips out between the gaps until someone "wins." The doors open. You step out, revealing that you are not only alive, but in a magician's suit. You bow to your family and friends. Immediately you have a heart attack and collapse. Along with your elderly relatives. They cremate your body in a second funeral.

[@JRAD897]

More Jake please

[@tamicha1]

3 generations of college humor right here

[@keroadhd]

During my funeral I want to be perched on a leather chair and adorned in a fedora, dark-shaded sunglasses, along with weed superglued in my mouth and a bong in my left hand as my right hand is Rigor Mortis’d as a way for people to high five me. Then after my funeral I want to be used as a rag doll for commercial testing.

[@littleblueclovers]

Best funeral: a big banquet during a casket funeral but the casket is empty. Reveal right when the funeral ends “I AM THE FOOD”

[@trueaidooo]

This video has the 4 kinds of people: Been on NADDPOD Been on Dimension 20 Been on both Been on neither

[@robodogmech]

All Katie had to say was, "it'll be like I'm right there in the room"

[@regularshow960]

Something with the audio feels wrong

[@ryanwellence]

There's two tracks playing over each other. I thinks they accidentally left the reference audio (camera audio) in.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

The best funeral... Of course, the coffin dance guys must be there.

[@piotrrywczak]

I want them talking about that soap opera for additional 30 minutes

[@romywhite290]

The Soap Opera can hold any of these suggestions within it therefore it is the winner.

[@monkey93xf]

Regular kids: I'm going to die after a CRAZY life...you're going to be outlived by your parents? Kids with chronic illness: Meh, probably. It's fine.

[@CancerGaming56]

With the drama-filled funeral, the cherry on top would be someone just runs in in military dress uniform, puts military cap to the chest, remain silent then leave.

[@thatrandomchild707]

As someone who's actually been at a sorta soap opera funeral I can say that it was both heartwarming in a way but it was still way more sad for me to fully enjoy it all

[@50puft]

My perfect funeral: My funeral begins. Just as someone is about to go up and say a few words, two MIB agents walk in, one looks and sounds exactly like me, and start erasing people's minds.

[@geloarn]

I've been to a funeral where the guy who died was a party boy. The entire funeral was a buffet with a mobile bar and loud music

[@KKbook]

ok but i fucking LOVED "put it in perspective"

[@tommyj653]

For my funeral I kind of want a reverse gender reveal. I don’t want anyone in my family to know I died but except one. I want like an super star athlete to like dunk a basketball or hit a baseball and my ashs just spew out. Then I just want the song Astronomia to play in the background.

[@Elysiadon]

Damn, Ally and Jake play off each other so well

[@purplekissy]

I want my family to take my body and do everything I was scared to do in life like skydiving, hitch hiking, be naked in public... it's like a post mortem bucket list and once completed my body will be put on one of those giant platforms in the wilderness for bugs and birds to eat.

[@shannonsherk50]

So many classics back in one episode!

[@garretttipton6163]

I think Katie, based on her last entry, would like a movie called *Seven Pounds* I first watched it at age 12 for family movie night, where we all decided we wanted to watch a comedy, and my sister said "Hey, what about this Will Smith movie?" Very bad for a comedy. Good movie.

[@silkshines00]

"it's like if you shuffle a deck of cards and it's all complaints about my personality" this feels..... hurtful and real

[@ishi-6210]

My dad wants to hire a stunt double for his funeral to make it look like he’s there- and then his stunt double jumps from a cliff or gets picked up for a helicopter and make it look like he just ran away.

[@sapphosspecialboy]

Right after Jake said the thing about having two cigarettes at 11:16, an anti-smoking ad came on right after. This is gold.

[@mmko7263]

I want to know more about this funeral Ally ruined!

[@amilate3753]

Perfect funeral- shot out into space in a capsule containing completely misleading information about Earth and a note with Earths co ordinates saying “come fight us bitch”

[@nicolemay3846]

Katie had so many more planned details for her las Vegas speech, she looked disappointed and interrupted lol

[@StarryBakari]

Happy VE Day Siobhan!

[@rahulthapa108]

0:24 - "When is the worst time to poop in your pants" 🤣🤣🤣

[@NoahStolee]

I think it would be funny if at the end of every episode briefcase boy unlocked all those security measures and then just threw the briefcase into the trash

[@henrycebula4767]

Ya know when I was 6 a golden retriever tore my face apart

[@ApathyMonger]

I watched every episode of this show over the last few days. I miss it already.

[@Alec.V.]

I’m glad to see that Jake still has that half-smile/half-annoyed face like he always did.

[@Yellow-dx8uk]

Holy shit is that jake

[@flyingskyhighify]

Hurwitz!!

[@cashennielsen1788]

Ally’s first suggestion is just making her funeral guests watch Koyaanisqatsi, which is still depressing

[@ronaldharris6569]

Puppies as reincarnation would be awesome at a funeral you hold up a super tiny chihuahua pup with its eyes still shut and declare that this is the deceased

[@s3cr3tpassword]

Remember when collegehumor was about college and then they grew up with us and now all the videos are about office or adult life. Just reminiscing about the jake and amir days

[@makoshark7122]

They needed to bring Brennan along in this show