What Literally Happened in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

This is what literally happened in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! (or "Philosopher's Stone" if you aren't patriotic)
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[@bobbluered8984]

"And the kids get points for doing something they shouldn't have done": And THAT, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a summary of the first 6 Harry Potter books.

[@wing7320]

2071Johnny no she doesn't she takes away only half of what she gave.

[@cubesgames6213]

Couldn't agree more...

[@ralph.5450]

couldn't agree more

[@eireannmc9808]

quirrell: Voldemort: it’s free real estate

[@Alissi-P]

Hermione spots Snape lip syncing and OBVIOUSLY has no choice but to try and burn him alive 2:37 IM DYING

[@shootingstars357]

"Ron, a poor ginger which is redundant." I'm dead

[@rasmust.]

I don't see why they renamed it to Sorcerer's Stone in the US.

[@Golden100_]

Because america.

[@gloriousmustache9467]

Tastytea Because they have no clue what a philosopher is. Or philosophy in general.

[@DragonTamer-se3oo]

+Tastytea, I think it was part Americans had no knowledge of philosophers and part copy right law. I remember hearing something about they had to change it cause there was a book in the states called Philosopher's Stone.

[@mowglimancubs5286]

The philosopher's stone, in real life, is a symbol held sacred by a large number of religious sects. All the people who don't worship Hermes Trismegistus could've gotten offended if the title were that blatant of a reference to it.

[@scapheap]

The real reason is that marketers 'thought that a child would not want to read a book with the word "philosopher" in the title'. Not for dumbness, nor religious, nor copy right, just for selling reasons. And considering how well it did, they may of been right since we can't see the other world.

[@Ramix09]

1:39 the stairs are right there though xD

[@wesleyc3623]

Sad that you've stopped uploading, I only found you an hour ago but I was ready to start a binge, and was sad to find you disappeared. There is a lot of talent here, you can truly become a big channel with time c:

[@bridge4]

Lmao. This is a great video. U are hilarious

[@ExplicableCashew]

This is like CinemaSins from a parallel universe where CinemaSins is funny and not obnoxious. Well done.

[@stantheman143]

My new favorite youtuber is the guy calling out sins on CinemaSins - each video and it's actually hilarious - literally look up Th3Birdman. Love his roasts.

[@donottaptheglass7741]

Great video, but the blur is REALLY distracting. Maybe consider a change in video design?

[@BlowntoBytes]

This!

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Willing to bet it's to avoid Copyright Claims because the system is retarded. While this does fall under Fair Use, the copyright system is run by automatic bots who just look at the footage and audio. If too much unaltered footage/audio is used, the video gets a claim. A lot of times adding a filter or border helps to bypass this, though sometimes it still gets claimed. The reasoning behind the system is to stop KZbin being taken to court because of "Full Movie" uploads, which is illegal so the need for the system is justified, however the system could be a lot better as a lot of people abuse the system. It's really hard on reviewers and videos like this where having the footage makes the video better.

[@sage5530]

idk i like it

[@SirTyJensen]

I owned Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone on VHS, I haven't seen it in years. I seen the last four movies only once.

[@AngelSutcliff]

2:35 that 10 seconds killed me XD

[@elfmonster1476]

"Quidditch is a sport where kids try not to die hundreds of feet in the air." My sides! Help!

[@orionmoreno7250]

Here is what literally happened. Mr. Dursley, a well-off Englishman, notices strange happenings on his way to work one day. That night, Albus Dumbledore, the head of a wizardry academy called Hogwarts, meets Professor McGonagall, who also teaches at Hogwarts, and a giant named Hagrid outside the Dursley home. Dumbledore tells McGonagall that someone named Voldemort has killed a Mr. and Mrs. Potter and tried unsuccessfully to kill their baby son, Harry. Dumbledore leaves Harry with an explanatory note in a basket in front of the Dursley home. Ten years later, the Dursley household is dominated by the Dursleys’ son, Dudley, who torments and bullies Harry. Dudley is spoiled, while Harry is forced to sleep in a cupboard under the stairs. At the zoo on Dudley’s birthday, the glass in front of a boa constrictor exhibit disappears, frightening everyone. Harry is later punished for this incident. Mysterious letters begin arriving for Harry. They worry Mr. Dursley, who tries to keep them from Harry, but the letters keep arriving through every crack in the house. Finally, he flees with his family to a secluded island shack on the eve of Harry’s eleventh birthday. At midnight, they hear a large bang on the door and Hagrid enters. Hagrid hands Harry an admissions letter to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry learns that the Dursleys have tried to deny Harry’s wizardry all these years. The next day, Hagrid takes Harry to London to shop for school supplies. First they go to the wizard bank, Gringotts, where Harry learns that his parents have left him a hefty supply of money. They shop on the wizards’ commercial street known as Diagon Alley, where Harry is fitted for his school uniform. Harry buys books, ingredients for potions, and, finally, a magic wand-the companion wand to the evil Voldemort’s. A month later, Harry goes to the train station and catches his train to Hogwarts on track nine and three quarters. On the train, Harry befriends other first-year students like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, a Muggle girl chosen to attend Hogwarts. At school, the first-years take turns putting on the “Sorting Hat” to find out in which residential house they will live. Harry fears being assigned to the sinister Slytherin house, but he, Ron, and Hermione end up in the noble Gryffindor house. As the school year gets underway, Harry discovers that his Potions professor, Snape, does not like him. Hagrid reassures Harry that Snape has no reason to dislike him. During their first flying lesson on broomsticks, the students are told to stay grounded while the teacher takes an injured boy named Neville to the hospital. Draco Malfoy, a Slytherin bully, snatches Neville’s prized toy and flies off with it to the top of a tree. Harry flies after him. Malfoy throws the ball in the air, and Harry speeds downward, making a spectacular catch. Professor McGonagall witnesses this incident. Instead of punishing Harry, she recommends that he play Quidditch, a much-loved game that resembles soccer played on broomsticks, for Gryffindor. Later that day, Malfoy challenges Harry to a wizard’s duel at midnight. Malfoy doesn’t show up at the appointed place, and Harry almost gets in trouble. While trying to hide, he accidentally discovers a fierce three-headed dog guarding a trapdoor in the forbidden third-floor corridor. On Halloween, a troll is found in the building. The students are all escorted back to their dormitories, but Harry and Ron sneak off to find Hermione, who is alone and unaware of the troll. Unwittingly, they lock the troll in the girls’ bathroom along with Hermione. Together, they defeat the troll. Hermione tells a lie to protect Harry and Ron from being punished. During Harry’s first Quidditch match, his broom jerks out of control. Hermione notices Snape staring at Harry and muttering a curse. She concludes that he is jinxing Harry’s broom, and she sets Snape’s clothes on fire. Harry regains control of the broom and makes a spectacular play to win the Quidditch match. For Christmas, Harry receives his father’s invisibility cloak, and he explores the school, unseen, late at night. He discovers the Mirror of Erised, which displays the deepest desire of whoever looks in it. Harry looks in it and sees his parents alive. After Christmas, Harry, Ron, and Hermione begin to unravel the mysterious connection between a break-in at Gringotts and the three-headed guard dog. They learn that the dog is guarding the Sorcerer’s Stone, which is capable of providing eternal life and unlimited wealth to its owner and belongs to Nicolas Flamel, Dumbledore’s old partner. A few weeks later, Hagrid wins a dragon egg in a poker game. Because it is illegal to own dragons, Harry, Ron, and Hermione contact Ron’s older brother, who studies dragons. They arrange to get rid of the dragon but get caught. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are severely punished, and Gryffindor is docked 150 points. Furthermore, part of their punishment is to go into the enchanted forest with Hagrid to find out who has been killing unicorns recently. In the forest, Harry comes upon a hooded man drinking unicorn blood. The man tries to attack Harry, but Harry is rescued by a friendly centaur who tells him that his assailant was Voldemort. Harry also learns that it is Voldemort who has been trying to steal the Sorcerer’s Stone. Harry decides that he must find the stone before Voldemort does. He, Ron, and Hermione sneak off that night to the forbidden third-floor corridor. They get past the guard dog and perform many impressive feats as they get closer and closer to the stone. Harry ultimately finds himself face to face with Quirrell, who announces that Harry must die. Knowing that Harry desires to find the stone, Quirrell puts Harry in front of the Mirror of Erised and makes him state what he sees. Harry sees himself with the stone in his pocket, and at that same moment he actually feels it in his pocket. But he tells Quirrell that he sees something else. A voice tells Quirrell that the boy is lying and requests to speak to Harry face to face. Quirrell removes his turban and reveals Voldemort’s face on the back of his head. Voldemort, who is inhabiting Quirrell’s body, instructs Quirrell to kill Harry, but Quirrell is burned by contact with the boy. A struggle ensues and Harry passes out. When Harry regains consciousness, he is in the hospital with Dumbledore. Dumbledore explains that he saved Harry from Quirrell just in time. He adds that he and Flamel have decided to destroy the stone. Harry heads down to the end-of-year banquet, where Slytherin is celebrating its seventh consecutive win of the house championship cup. Dumbledore gets up and awards many last-minute points to Gryffindor for the feats of Harry and his friends, winning the house cup for Gryffindor. Harry returns to London to spend the summer with the Dursleys.

[@auxangess]

Wow you're fun

[@orionmoreno7250]

Lol thanks.

[@baxyuu3044]

Rip chocolate frog

[@SizzlingOne]

Really enjoyed this. An incredibly funny way of doing movie reviews. And for this one in particular a great trip down memory lane.

[@JoshEssex]

This is a thing of beauty.

[@GlitchedProxy]

this channel is going to blow up

[@MoviesAreDopeREACTS]

Hilarious. But then I was like "they tried to tell the teachers"

[@littlesnicket606]

Whabam! Throwin' down truth, sass, and sarcasm. My kind of humor. 😁

[@vee.t.a]

Philosopher's Stone... it's Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

[@TheHiddenSpider101]

Nobody cares! Except the british apparently. Also, I think british people blame all americans for the name changing when we literally had nothing to do with it.

[@jamj59]

Baveeta Sehjal we are always right, you speak English and we are English, who knows more....oh yeah us!?

[@HyScore556]

actually americans speak english and british people speak a version of english, when colonies came to america they adopted english and british people changed their language so it sounds classy, soo yea

[@whokilledanthony1126]

In the U.S it's "the sorcerer's" in the U.K its the "philosopher's stone"

[@scapheap]

HyScore556, do you have any info backing that up? I have the fact we got a royal family who speak to the pubic from time to time and the fact America was founded by outcasts(Criminals went to down under which is why their accent is even more out there.).

[@widen_inhorizons]

very entertaining subbed. This channel is on a road to 1 mil subs

[@alexwashere1601]

thanks to the unusual suspect you have a new subscriber

[@sanktkaj1781]

Two

[@MasterLPG]

*Usual Suspects ;)

[@tracyparton1775]

*unusual suspect ;)

[@MasterLPG]

Tracy Parton Looks like somebody doesn't know the history of their favourite youtuber! :)

[@tracyparton1775]

Lewis Wilkinson What do you mean.

[@Arkylie]

Hagrid's listed crimes should've included harming a minor for no good reason (giving Dudley a tail). "Misusing magic" covers it, but isn't specific enough, and that bit was, upon reflection, kinda horrifying.

[@noobz3notnubbz389]

The guy drinking the unicorn or horse’s blood is TA TA TA VOLDEMORT

[@leilanitadeo5390]

Great new channel, I like it above cinemasins, look forward to more content

[@mostergeek49]

was not expecting to like this kinda thing. i did. you got yourself a subscriber

[@Pseud0nymTXT]

Bring this series back!!!

[@myname7937]

Why did you make it sound like hufflepuffs are not useless?

[@generalgrievous2202]

r/murderedbywords

[@niceice3998]

They are not

[@aj5884]

Acting like the majority of those who fought in the final battle wasn't Hufflepuffs 😬

[@myname7937]

@@aj5884 we don't care about your facts and knowledge here. Hufflepuff bad

[@MrAdryan1603]

Hah! This is such a funny, great idea for a channel. You are hilarious and witty, girl. Subscribed

[@aimidej9926]

I was just looking for a summary and I was so pleasantly surprised with this commentary

[@nahomicasarez1917]

You sound like aunt petunia lol Love it

[@ArashiPsycho]

Best channel ever.

[@LA14c]

Poor ginger, which is redundant.

[@FlickSh0tt]

I was actually looking for a serious explanation after watching it but this was much better 😂

[@Zoki4444]

I know this was 5 years ago, but got damn, that blur border. Take it down a peg!

[@rbereee]

Oi slytherins arent evil

[@caleblewis8169]

Yeah

[@kaialietetreault8909]

And Hufflepuffs aren't all that nice, and Ravenclaw aren't all that smart, and Gryffindoors can be a load of cowards... Don't think you're the only ones being stereotyped

[@l-fun4056]

Ya

[@referenceyouwouldntget7072]

they evidently are because that's what you immediately assumed she was talking about.

[@kokeech]

@Audrey Moran that IS true, although some of us are not bad. Such as Snape, and.... Other people?

[@jayrg9321]

1st time watching Harry Potter and I don’t see why people like it so much. It’s a 5/10 movie

[@fangthedergon1863]

Well Harry did live the first 11 years of his life living in a broom closet it only makes sense he would have such a close connection to cleaning tools

[@DisguiserKitty696969]

Great, im caught up Thanks

[@Ehhhhto]

so harry is a scrublord

[@carlamitce443]

Harry, a Boy in the striped pyjamas *cut to Dudley in striped pyjamas*

[@Computer-Catt]

A man breacks in your house then the next thing he does is he tells u ur a wiserd Harry:sounds legit

[@daddyren2370]

Watching these may result on my death. Reason: Choking on food/drink while laughing too hard

[@ForestFairy]

Lol! If anyone reacted this way to everything irl I'd probably say "Oh, you must be fun at parties"

[@Birdmastr377]

Fantastic video! New subscriber :)

[@C_isfor]

Hermonie: who isn't hot YET

[@gurtajbeesla2716]

Omg I have to read this sh*t in class 😫😭😭😫😫🤣😫😫😫 whhhyyyyy 🤣😭😭😭

[@solchapeau6343]

"Voldemort. Who has a big nose." Clearly you have never read or seen any bit of Harry Potter at all.

[@antonia4366]

she said voldemort with baby nose and Snape with big nose

[@gildahobbs8829]

We got - Harry, a 'boy in the striped pajamas'-lookalike, - Dudley, a boy in striped pajamas

[@stone1290]

Some Of this Was Just Wring, Especially With The Fact That The Chocolate Frog Doesn't Die, It Was In The Final Movie Too

[@pearlyp9898]

Okay, but WHY were the kids even slotted into houses based on personalities? I thought them learning to live alongside everyone despite differences would be good for them... I would say they wanted to avoid conflict, but it's blatantly the opposite - they _encourage_ competition and seperation. Which... I guess could be used to make students more interested in learning? But if learning was the issue, they should have teached classes to students of each house separately with different teaching methods to match their values and ways of learning, but no, they wasted that opportunity. But eh, Hogwarts is also called 'the safest place on the world for wizards' while also subjecting all people living there to constant threaths of death and war, so logic clearly was blasted out the window a long time ago. (Pardon if this was explained in the books, I haven't read them yet, sorry)

[@katiestevenson7742]

No it not explained it a plot hole. And slytherin ( despite me at 11 or 12 years old) not understand this can be good people too, sly and cunning aren't bad qualities to have but it needs to challenged in the right way. Plus I loved JK Rowling ( once upon a time) I mean Snape character hits you and changes the way you see the world and Dumbledor's ( Well!) But then she started banning people because they disagree with her or Worse supported Slytherin and held herself high and mighty ( i mean Jk you create Slytherin as a house and then piss on it. I mean after the ' Snape' arch too!) I can't even...

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

Okay. What happened to the Philosopher's stone?

[@destroyerblackdragon]

it was destroyed

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

Pelcogo I know that but why aren't they calling the movie by that name?

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Qualified Idiots in america it's the sorceror stone for some reason but in the UK it's Philosopher

[@stevestevenson2994]

The reason why it was changed is the people behind the movie didn't think Americans would know what a philosopher is.

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

That hilarious.

[@rubycosmo6279]

Fly me to the Moon backing track at the end?

[@watakashi669]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ACCOUNT WITH 1 MILLION SUBS TF

[@jupiter8711]

HEY!!!! slytherin isn't evil!!! just because Voldemort was slytherin doesn't mean all slytherins are!! it just means we value cunningness proud and ambition!!!!

[@Lucy-mb8ux]

You should do Fantastic Beasts, it’s kind of confusing.

[@sethmiles9436]

my mind is blown!!!

[@sorinofhousemarkov]

Lmfao and subscribing!

[@jyotsnasingh5788]

How beautifully they explained us that whatever you read was a waste of time!😂

[@jeekalsip6015]

why does this channel only have 52k subscribers!

[@gayperp]

IM QUAKING

[@fredrick1176]

After recently rereading the books and rewatching the movies, I am a firm hater on the first 6 movies. They do not capture the books and add scenes that weren’t in the books to begin with. Luckily in 10-15 years they’ll end up remaking the movies and hopefully they’ll do better the second time around.

[@auxangess]

I don't think they will, because most people think they did a very good job the first time, and they have a good reason: compared to other books converted to movies, Harry Potter was done pretty well.

[@Tekkwin]

2:34 This part had me laughing so hard!

[@oussamasaci]

I love the script of this video.

[@harshalnilajkar4517]

Best narration

[@carlamitce443]

This is gold!

[@bob5253]

I got the harry potter game add when i clicked on this

[@theFLRN]

this is very cool

[@sengchey9501]

The frog didn’t die it come back on the third movie

[@slyxh]

malfoy never looked like a meth head thank you

[@That_One_User_314]

This is hilarious XD Oh my god, I have tears of laughter.

[@cavanim4237]

1ST SUBSCRIBER IT SAYS TO ME.

[@sucksatmostthings3241]

Am I the only one who is annoyed that she says the movies name wrong? It’s philosophers stone

[@davideferrari1194]

Hermione was already pretty here! Okay, she had too thick hair, but was cute! I was 7 when I saw the movie for the first time and I think she was my first crush.

[@MSmith-tr9qn]

Do "It"

[@skelly9266]

"Climb the rocks" why not use the stairs?

[@jonathank4278]

Me 1st Green 2nd Blue/Yellow/Red 3rd Red/Yellow 4th Green/Blue/Red ,and 5th Red/Yellow /Green.

[@jamessullivan7692]

Heart of your tile should be with smartass snarky comments through the whole video

[@beirirangu]

1:38 you really didn't see the staircase coming down-right from the middle of the castle? and the troll was an intruder on the grounds, though more like a wild animal/bear that was lured in... either way, the troll was trespassing and endangering the students and staff

[@poomba8882]

i wonder if they smoked weed at hogwarts

[@inesikzer6710]

pOOmba No, thes had potions though

[@mattyKallday]

Dumbledore was definitely high a lot and everyone else was drunk from going to the Three Broomsticks

[@blakehoward2804]

Well there is a house called Huff-le-puff whose students are good at herbology and are really laid back. Not to mention they live right next to the kitchens... So I'd say yes haha.

[@skyemadisyn163]

I thought about that but in POA you see the guys trying the candy which makes them sound like animals and tbh it made me laugh cause it reminded me of teenagers trying drugs so im sure they have

[@DalekCaanOfSkaro]

The *philosophers* stone

[@coleneilson484]

This is one of the funniest things ever 😂😂😂

[@cidneyforney8278]

Are you making Chambers of Secrets?

[@hussainmurad9986]

Someone watches CinemaSins ‘Hermione is not old enough to be hot yet

[@lml891]

0:31 "This is what literally happened in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" The title says "Philosopher's Stone" It seems legit...

[@HumDoodle]

Yes what literally happened in the film

[@suzannahe.h6596]

Philosophers, just saying

[@jonathank4278]

My Brother Yellow/Blue.

[@ses5736]

Ok they celebrate Christmad but they practice Magic? Ok..

[@therussianwolf6233]

0:32 why

[@jaykay5811]

So it's a Wikipedia page with a blurry video?

[@Onelonelyduckyquackquackquack]

Hermione. Who isn't hot yet

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

"...yet,"

[@bsibbs2667]

PHILOSOPHER’S STONE

[@connerd745]

Was gonna watch this vid but its got the US version “Sorcerers” so I won’t! 😂 will watch the others though

[@l0u13__3]

Philosophers

[@Sammy-mb9bf]

0:15 if you know what I mean

[@daquavioushornswoggledilly1553]

-_-

[@pagunder1]

WhIlE eAtInG eAr WaX

[@bsibbs2667]

It’s philosophers stone ffs

[@shani_teee]

😂😂😂 love it !