We spent 5 Major Orders constructing a glorified Automatic Friendly Fire Machine
@Remsco_GamingАй бұрын
😂 so true.. and pretty sad too loool How to use 380 by hundreds !! Hahaha
@commanderultima6876Ай бұрын
At least eagle storm is decent i guess. Planetary bombardment on the other hand is a horrendous mess that should never have been conceived by high command.
@Redhot-HelldiverАй бұрын
@@commanderultima6876dude I legit haven't seen a single eagle strike am I missing something?
@Remsco_GamingАй бұрын
@@commanderultima6876 true. Eagles storm is very efficient . They help me on some objective.. pretty good yeah !! ^^
@ripHalo0002Ай бұрын
It feels like bots have hacked the targeting system
@ImragequitАй бұрын
“It feels” stop using your imagination. Imagination time is over they are screwing people with these teases and holding us by saying 2 month update. It’s lame. If you like getting 100 shotguns that do the same than this game is definitely for you
@BrutalisthedreadnoughtАй бұрын
Uhhhhhh
@buggy_balАй бұрын
Goddammit someone forgot to install the super cyber security didn't they
@BrutalisthedreadnoughtАй бұрын
@@buggy_bal ya'll just got bad security
@LordJazzАй бұрын
Might as well go out of bounds, become traitor and have TWO barrages on you.
@mr.morkite1598Ай бұрын
I played 1 mission with randoms today. The artillery was unceasing and indiscriminate. My teammates gave their lives to destroy the parked dropships, while I alone was spared long enough to sneak into and hack the ATC tower, under the cover of a lucky sandstorm. We had run out of reinforcements, but I wisely brought the perk which reduces the spare reinforcement cooldown, so we reinforced eachother as we retreated to the evac zone. By the time the dropship arrived, all 4 of us were revived, and we ran like hell. And I shit you not, the dss fired a shell at the pelican door, and we all died.
@brottongoodfellow5932Ай бұрын
Get outta town! That’s both infuriating and hilarious
@matthewdeklerk3457Ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahqha complete garbage. Arrowhead is literallt the three stooges of games development, blundering their way into a gamr people like
@xiphos0274Ай бұрын
THIS
@mehmetozeren4816Ай бұрын
It took us 127 days to make a giant machine to help the automatons
@BrutalisthedreadnoughtАй бұрын
We love it already
@Kaiser282Ай бұрын
If would be really funny if Tuesday they drop what it actually is going to be like and this was just a funny precursor they decided to unleash onto the player base. Something like 'oh the settlers needed some practice with the guns so we just let them practice a live fire test. Now they can more accurately fire, heres the targeting system.' But ive been playing games long enough to know its most likely just bad game design again
@ieatscousers6443Ай бұрын
they will say something like that in game when they patch it they always put story reasons behind everything
@Fire_SkunkАй бұрын
chaos divers eating good today
@kooltree8062Ай бұрын
Literally every helldiver joins us
@FrenchtoastedfruitloopsАй бұрын
Fitting comment for this channel
@foxtrot570Ай бұрын
Great more people joining the Chaos faction
@Vessel_of_hopeАй бұрын
Check your information, this is not who they are.
@mishmam_the_SU-57Ай бұрын
@@Vessel_of_hope I think he means that a lot of people are joining/rejoining the chaosdivers
@GameFuMasterАй бұрын
1:04 screen shake so hard it's upside down lol
@Rob117-nl3dzАй бұрын
I’m just not playing on DSS planets till this is fixed.
@RandomStarWarsFanАй бұрын
Eagle storm is incredibly good though
@weir-t7yАй бұрын
There was never any thought behind it other than "hey, we can reuse the traitor barrages for somethig epic!" Not even a thought to test it
@luigi9458Ай бұрын
helldiver you are entering the mission area
@evildeathmanofdeathАй бұрын
I don't get how people still glaze this. It's literally a random one-shot kill mechanic that you can not predict and barely helps you. I swear, AH could add an enemy to the game that has infinite range and ragdolls you the second you get out of your hellpod and people would still justify it.
@larsenconditioning6742Ай бұрын
People glaze this? Fighting bots is bad enough by itself because people are so bad at fighting them, but add mega barrages on top of it?
@Dr.TropenАй бұрын
Ptsd, WW1, Pachendale, hyperdeath, barrage training, average malevolen creek battle, simulator. Welcome to the orbital barrage of the DSS!
@Grape7676Ай бұрын
It follows random teamates from what I've seen, but yet even than it's too cramped.
@cookiecracker2Ай бұрын
First few times was amuzing, but the 10th time made me something beyond angry
@Przybylski713Ай бұрын
DSS artillery is more lethal than 1000 toasters
@Redhot-HelldiverАй бұрын
Dude the farcry clip at the ending was hilarious that little short movie is actually amazing.
@jcgongavoe337Ай бұрын
I just got killed 8 times along in a single super helldiver mission, my teamates also got killed quite a lot
@vlanson6529Ай бұрын
All we wanted was some new strategems or friendly forces when it's in orbit :(
@SaxtonGaming1401Ай бұрын
This thing was more effective at converting Loyalists to the Chaosdivers than actually aiding with missions.
@taxer6278Ай бұрын
chaosdivers bouta get so many new recruits
@CrowsaintАй бұрын
Its the reason I failed missions earlier. Even on TRIVIAL it does basically nothing except kill you.
@SplatastictheRealOneАй бұрын
I swear that screen shake must've felt like an out of body experience for the Divers present. had a Taste of that bombardment, and was tired of it literally 5mins in wouldn't be surprised if we lost Gal.
@operationboxtrot7953Ай бұрын
I had an eagle strat in my hand, got hit by the DSS, dropped the strat, and got shot by an eagle strafing run before I could stand back up
@Jan_StrzeleckiАй бұрын
Not to worry, Helldiver! The Command, anticipating the problem, has approved additional reinforcements and a shield strategem to mitigate the effects of a stray artillery round 😁
@loboling9188Ай бұрын
That's what happens when you rely on Automaton tech to build the DSS...
@DonavenTitley-ud7cfАй бұрын
Like my brother said, he wanted it to be an extra artillery call in, not a team wipe bombardment, only hope the eagles are better
@KikaopeАй бұрын
It killed me like 7 times in one mission but i never saw it kill a bot
@wickermind6668Ай бұрын
This shitass station's single-handedly making us lose Mastia, the amount of failed missions this thing churns out counteracts the liberation boost. I hope the bots scrap it on Gaellivare so Super Earth can give us some cooler stratagems instead.
@larsenconditioning6742Ай бұрын
Yea Gal is a lost cause there is no way we can save it at all it is game over.
@hawk9mmАй бұрын
"I swear to fucking Super God!" LOL, gotta say I have not heard that one before.
@PhantomofPhreedomАй бұрын
as a bot diver, i find this funny, because it is only going to be on the bug side
@49gamer51Ай бұрын
I'm just waiting for the next update from the game and be more in the lore for the game they're just going to straight up acknowledge the fact considering a lot of people that are mentioning that the Bots actually managed to hack the thing after it was built and so in the meantime it will get disabled
@ZeroFighterАй бұрын
The DSS fires nonstop orbital bombardments from its suite of 77 PRESIDENTIAL-class Cannons, providing planetwide artillery support and accelerating liberation efforts. The DSS fires nonstop orbital bombardments from its suite of 77 PRESIDENTIAL-class Cannons The DSS fires nonstop orbital bombardments nonstop orbital bombardments "Why won't these orbital bombardments stop?" Gee. It's a mystery.
@ZigzagEndАй бұрын
its okay, let's just give them some time and dive on other planets in the meantime
@mattm3023Ай бұрын
I want to do a case study on the Arrowhead development process. Fascinatingly bizarre
@Mapper2Ай бұрын
We are living the life of a Helldiver and this is how Super Earths Weapons development test new weapons.. I think blowing up the Moon was an accident but they had to play it off as intentional.. Remember when they first released the Eruptor and Air Burst rocket launcher ? Ahhh sooo many sacrifices... Make the suggestion that certain secondarys improve the aim such as destroying jammers and completing the radar dish make aiming better or create a new secondary all together that will improve the aim... Even a Super Destroyer fully equipped with the atmospheric orbital mods should aid the stations aiming as well... Each fully equipped ship adds a percentage to the accuracy but still leaves an oopsie margin..
@LeadMetal82Ай бұрын
I had to warn my teammates to keep our spacing as far as possible else risk dying all at once due to a random arty 😂
@themonaclanАй бұрын
The fact that the DSS has more friendly fire kills the natural enemy, kills it harder than my dad Bruh🐝🐝🐝
@arieson7715Ай бұрын
This might seem scary to a quasar cannon player, but you might have to stick as a team during orbital barrages
@omanus197Ай бұрын
DSS : is an interplanetary battle-station based on liberated First Galactic War Era battle plans. The DSS promises to be a powerful strategic tool for reshaping the Galactic Map - democratically directed by the Helldivers themselves. also DSS : *legalize nuclear bombs*
@HexodroidАй бұрын
I feel like it would be better if instead what it did was enemy outposts would come pre-destroyed on missions or for things like the eagle storm it gave an effect where all eagle stratagems struck twice
@Redhot-HelldiverАй бұрын
I have not been this disappointed since my father died. What an absolute embarrassment.
@kingjules8744Ай бұрын
You guys need to chill, this is definitely not what the DSS is intended to do and is clearly bugged behavior. People acting like its the worst thing since Covid when it's just a bug is hilarious lmao
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
idk man it seems like this is its intended performance
@SneedRemembrancerАй бұрын
Mmmmmmm yummy copium
@mattm3023Ай бұрын
Theyd need to test it for a total of 1 minute to know it was bugged and not release it lol.
@LeadMetal82Ай бұрын
6 months of work for something they never intended to do? Nah man, This is definitely intentional.
@evildeathmanofdeathАй бұрын
everything AH releases is bugged at this point. the only reason they have ANY goodwill left with the player base is because they chose to do the BARE MINIMUM and changed a few stats on some guns, strategems, and enemies, even then it took them 60 days to even do that.
@liloma20Ай бұрын
even without this issue the dss still suck like there is basically nothing new, no hub, no clan system, no special really powerful stratagem just a rain of team kill
@Purpleskull64Ай бұрын
If nothing else, this is a reason why I'd join the Chaosdivers. Super Earth High Command has become incompetent and we are paying the price! (In other words, I hope the devs fix this, it seems this worked better in theory than the actual execution)
@Predman1227Ай бұрын
At least the Eagle Storm is useful.
@tamero-kun9281Ай бұрын
How do you fuck up this bad, the bare minimum they had to do was just give us free stratagems.
@monikamorningstarshadlo4129Ай бұрын
They did Free for EVERYONE
@AAhmouАй бұрын
@@monikamorningstarshadlo4129 MFW the bots somehow got DSS stratagems to use against Helldivers.
@byallon3639Ай бұрын
Well at least the new modifier works well and you can avoid this by playing another planet but that 380 MM from the DSS must be retired until it is fixed
@theShantaiАй бұрын
I played once with the global bombardment at mastia and it went like this: Call my mech, get bombed while waiting for mech Drop again and get on the mech, the second i get in i get bombed again Cool, no mech, call for recoiless rifle...you can guess what happened... Im avoiding that shit like the plague
@DeadlyNightshadeZАй бұрын
You do know that while the orbital bombardment action is active, you get free shield generator calldowns, yeah? As soon as you see the bombardment is incoming, just drop the shield gen.
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
this was recorded before that loadout augmentation, they hardly help anyway
@Sam_Lee_1701Ай бұрын
Dude I literally played a game with you the other day and my YT recommends this video. 😆
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
Woah that's awesome! It was an honor fighting by your side, brother o7
@Sam_Lee_1701Ай бұрын
@Turbo.Virgin_ Subbed. Keep up the good work o7
@water_doggoАй бұрын
I really like the idea of DSS, so I really hope it will be tweaked a bit.
@gnomishpriest1141Ай бұрын
Should we all pull another anti tank mine hyjinx? Just everyone avoid whatever planet the DSS is on?
@CrunchyRhombus27 күн бұрын
It was intentional. HD2 is a semi narrative driven game, its probably all intentional.
@fatcatidk9271Ай бұрын
...I stop playing for like a week or so and everything goes super sideways. arrowhead pls
@SparkD7PАй бұрын
I basically experienced the same thing today, This is so relatable.
@DawaycowАй бұрын
It more feels like the DSS intentionally fires at the Helldivers instead of the Bots. It's more like just constant artillery from Bots than from Super Earth. They could have atleast given up free orbital's or other stratagems instead of just making it fire randomly. This alone has killed me double the amount of times that I usually die on Missions.
@leafant7333Ай бұрын
Don’t worry eagle DSS makes up for it.
@lightynideАй бұрын
it shoots in a 25m min to about a 100m maximum radius around the host. you gotta change your strategy to either stay tight to the host or spread out wide.
@juderobbins6112Ай бұрын
Democracy Space Station more like Dissatisfaction Space Station!
@ZackShark1Ай бұрын
Do you guys like...not read? It explicitly says in the game they fucked up and they're working on it, and that we'll get some stuff not to get fucked over by the artillery
@greggersonnyАй бұрын
i get better results with just becoming a traitor and using the free orbital barrage
@MrPieguyDaBossАй бұрын
I am never playing on a DSS planet ever again I'm also going to be voting to send it far far away from MO and Priority planets I also will never waste my samples ever ever again please vote to get it as far away as possible from MO and Priority planets
@justaliteralgoat5639Ай бұрын
This has to be the funniest outcome for the DSS being enabled. Y'all didn't pay attention to what they said it'd do, did you?
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
We did, just figured it wouldn't be literally dogshit and do more harm than good
@evildeathmanofdeathАй бұрын
i thought the giant superweapon that we spent 4 months building up to wouldn't just be a glorified menu that made an entire planet unplayable for 24 hours.
@justaliteralgoat5639Ай бұрын
@@Turbo.Virgin_ Then you're literally not paying any attention to what they said it'd do
@justaliteralgoat5639Ай бұрын
@@evildeathmanofdeath "Unplayable" is a stretch and a half, it's more like constantly playing in quick play
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
@@justaliteralgoat5639 I just said I did, it just doesn't make any damn sense why it literally only targets Helldivers
@Automaton-37467Ай бұрын
Idk I kinda like that thing, could you guys just let us take it already?
@kneerow4878Ай бұрын
So now were back to a couple of months ago
@matthewdeklerk3457Ай бұрын
The title of your video implies ArrowHead thinks, ever, before implementing features or changes. Zero thought, zero testing, zero care. It takes ten seconds pf playing this to immediately see how much it sucks.
@vamperjr1376Ай бұрын
I need that mod that changes the other divers language
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
it's really great, look up Helldivers International on the Nexusmods site
@Luridum5958Ай бұрын
You can't call it unimmersive.
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
it makes sense lore-wise, Super Earth doesn't care if we die but it is not fun gameplay-wise
@loganmeyer1069Ай бұрын
Treason
@mordiscodiscoАй бұрын
I must be the only one that doesn’t thinks is that bad. 2 entires lvl 10 operations and I couldn’t stop laughing
@greathenry9005Ай бұрын
it adds more chaos on battlefield. don't care about it
@TheRealPurplotlАй бұрын
Hot take, but honestly I didn't find it this bad. Got on for a few games today with some friends after seeing all the negative back lash and expected it to be insanely unplayable but actually we managed to extract from the whole campaign with all samples and minimal casualties. Minimal, as we did get hit by the odd stray, but nothing to the extent of the complaints. I already know the response to what I am about to say so I will save the time, yes I understand you shouldn't have to waste stratagem slots to simply survive, and you want to use whatever is meta / whatever you prefer... Buuuuut if you are going to a planet under bombardment, plan for it, take a heavier armour with blast resistance, take a personal shield to bide some time, doing so makes it a breeze, and you will find that as you progress, the bombardment helps you take out stray camps. I know I am the minority opinion atm but I still believe that democracy is the most important thing right now, and people are saying a lot of traitorous things!
@evildeathmanofdeathАй бұрын
Nah homie, this shit sucks. AH oversaw this for months and they still let it have a green light. At best, it's a net zero. At worst, it actively makes your game a worse experience. It randomly kills you and the minimal amount of help it does lend you (killing a few small outposts, lmao) is basically negated by having a recoilless rifle on your team.
@somax2705Ай бұрын
Imo, the main problem (that nobody seems to understand) is that it's supposed to be a strategic buff (so a buff to the campaign as a whole), so the main utility to it is the liberation bonus, the increase defense time and the insta win gambit (or stop the clock, it depends on how they implemented it) if you target the planet from where an attack came. It is the problem because more than half of the community never pays attention to that (and probably don't even read the effect of what they vote for.... if not they wouldn't have chosen the bombardment)
@TheRealPurplotlАй бұрын
@@evildeathmanofdeath I am yet to have this experience, but I hope your future games are better!
@TheRealPurplotlАй бұрын
@@somax2705 This is what im saying
@Remsco_GamingАй бұрын
First DSS lesson : how to escape your own bombings ! hahaha kils more soldiers than mobs .. super Earth test us maybe !! They said : drop hundred of 380 !! Anyway !!
@ALMarkAZ1990Ай бұрын
Why you weren't using free shield relay stratagem then?
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
These clips were recorded prior to them being added to loadouts
@Democracyofficer-k7bАй бұрын
Are you questioning super earth
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
No sir! o7
@Democracyofficer-k7bАй бұрын
@Turbo.Virgin_ okay but you are on the list for slight treason charges,so you will be fine for now
@Berriez5Ай бұрын
you people act like this sht is permanent and they cant fix it
@TotPocketАй бұрын
Song?
@Turbo.Virgin_22 күн бұрын
Verdi's Requiem - Dies Irae
@TheTyrantAussieАй бұрын
People: bitching Me: then play on another plant Cu-
@centurion-gaming9334Ай бұрын
I sent this to Mastia thinking the orbital blockade would help, but apparently you can only have one DSS action on at a time and the next action to activate is the eagles. May Lady Liberty have mercy on my soul for I knew not the consequences of my actions and may she save all of you on Mastia because she sure didn't save me.
@elseggs6504Ай бұрын
You didnt. Everyone gets to vote where the DSS goes next. You just happened to vote for what the majority did without reading the tutorial lmao
@centurion-gaming9334Ай бұрын
@@elseggs6504 I hope I'm stupid because where is this tutorial you are speaking of cause I just looked all over the DSS menu and see nothing like that not even a keybind to reopen it up like the galactic map tutorial. I even looked at the Super Earth message again and looked through dispatches so far I have found nothing amounting to a tutorial about how this thing functions. If you do know where this tutorial is though please do tell me where it is or if it only showed up once and disappears forever after that one instance?
@elseggs6504Ай бұрын
@centurion-gaming9334 it popped up in the overview so its quite likely you skipped it by accident. However you can see in the menu for the dss under the location tab how many have voted for which location
@centurion-gaming9334Ай бұрын
@@elseggs6504 Well I'm never going to see whatever info that pop up had because I can't find any image, stream, or video that shows the message. I understand how the voting system works and I didn't vote because everyone else was voting for something I voted for a reason with my own logic in mind. My thinking was that once the orbital blockade gets funded it will stop the attack on Gaellivare preventing the need to go defend it and bringing the fight to the Jet Brigade. I didn't know at that time that only one DSS action could active at any one time which made it impossible to do such a thing because planetary bombardment was active.
@centurion-gaming9334Ай бұрын
@@elseggs6504 Well that sucks because I will probably never find out what it said considering I can't seems to find it anywhere on the internet and I understand how the voting system works. Though I do have to mention I voted for Mastia not because everyone else was voting for it, but for a good reason even if it is made with flawed information. The idea was that when the orbital blockade action was funded it would stop the attack on Gaellivare and help bring the fight directly to Jet Brigade on Mastia. (P.S If someone does find an image, stream, or video with it please do send a link because it would be nice to see if it had any useful information.)
@EantrinАй бұрын
Having to avoid friendly 380s called down on my position? Sounds like a normal day of pubbing helldivers.
@showerychunk5Ай бұрын
I highly recommend Stylosa for a great review of the situation that isn’t just hate, for anyone looking for more info without so much negativity.
@fandomweebsvsmemes9803Ай бұрын
Super! Tired of hearing people complain about a hard game being hard. Or about the damn bombardments? The bombardment does superb, it knocks out wandering squads and doesnt hit player 90% of the time. When it does, its because you ragdolled or ran at one that was already fired. The orbital blockade is a brilliant feature, alongside the eagle swarm, but the fanbase is too busy whining about the bombardments. IM NOT EVEN GOOD. I have 30 hours! I got the game a month ago! I play on suicide, and the bombardment HELPS it does not HINDER.
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
Least obvious bait, try again another time
@zack9697Ай бұрын
It litteraly hit me multiple times while not moving, it is by far one of the most hindering thing ever as you cannot go anywhere without risking dying instantly when there are ennemies, it is irritating as it does not STOP, it is truly terrible, i am level 150 i a play always at difficulty 10 and it i never felt so disapointed in a thing we worked TWO MONTH non stop for it being underwhelmlng and making playing more terrible.
@CrowsaintАй бұрын
The fuck do you mean it only hits players 10 percent of the time? I lost 2 missions earlier because the barrage kept killing my whole squad.
Ай бұрын
I overdosed on low IQ copium reading your comment.
@TheImp3ratorGamingАй бұрын
you know, game is dead, player counts prove it, it falls slowly
@Turbo.Virgin_Ай бұрын
no lol
@awesomeboss3634Ай бұрын
"THE GAME'S PLAYERCOUNT IS GOING DOWN, DEAD GAME" my brother in christ, thats every game.
@CrowsaintАй бұрын
There's 70,000 daily active players, I'm tired of people saying that the game is dead. A dead game is less than like 200 players.
@TheImp3ratorGamingАй бұрын
@@Crowsaint I am sorry for your definition of dead. i count dead below 600k active.. but dont fret. its okay. I do like the game and wish more would play. I even bought the uber-citizen to support the devs
@mattm3023Ай бұрын
@@TheImp3ratorGamingSo you only simp for sanitized mass appeal games made by super corporations?