TF2: YouTubers vs ONE MILLION Spies

[@Jontohil2]

Server IP: tf2.megascatterbomb.com (currently working but can only fit like 16 real players)

[@gerardorivera3829]

Spy moment

[@FuelDropforthewin]

So... what happened to not stacking spy? :P

[@ToasterTheLad]

Being part of the very few who saw it before the video released was very surreal, good video!

[@sirdemoman659]

Now I have an even worse idea. 1000 sniper bots. Like the bots

[@Vatsqroblox]

Can’t reach the page :(

[@HintShot]

It seems I am…not the only Spy

[@hayond656]

Spy among us

[@elito7023]

Spy among us

[@guniverse.5847]

Spy, gentlemen

[@Aydan_015]

Spy around here'a

[@Miftahuddin_Anwar]

That spy is bloody traitor

[@sebastiandelgado943]

One million coughing babies vs 12 hydrogen bombs

[@ShovelLettuce]

That does put the skill difference in words haha

[@Lovescheesesticks]

One johntillion*

[@sebastiandelgado943]

@@Lovescheesesticks they're coughing because of all those cigarettes

[@wheatley3571]

Five hundred cigarettes​@@sebastiandelgado943

[@fearisdelicious]

“do you think Zephaniah Mann saw this when he was being tortured by the Administrator” is crazy work

[@ironencepersonal9634]

Zephaniah Mann is spectator mode

[@Introbulus]

The Administrator recruiting 1 million uneducated french men and giving them all butter knives to fight a team of 12 clowns (the clowns have the advantage).

[@yeetandyum3709]

@@ironencepersonal9634wait holy shit

[@zelunarpanzer3432]

I sure do love it when 11 TF2ubers (and one questionable frog man who hasn't made a SINGLE TF2 video yet) go against the Kingdom of France. Truly, a peak Finland moment.

[@Youhadabadday2021]

Finland never forgets Martin.

[@zelunarpanzer3432]

@@Youhadabadday2021 Finland forgives but never truly forgets Martin.

[@engineerfromtf2-m4v]

The Factory REQUIRES HIM

[@Insecurity333]

The factory yearns to be continued Martin, it yearns to destroy the native species Martin, it yearns for colonization Martin.

[@mewmew8932]

@@Youhadabadday2021 Finland has accepted him now, dw

[@FuelDropforthewin]

Oh no. A squillion soundsmiths is inevitable now. Market gardens for DAYS.

[@AJCherenkov]

Can bots even rocket jump?

[@averageartist10]

1 billion solarlights

[@OfficialMisterBoo]

​@averageartist10 *SCOOOOTLAAAAAND FOOOREEEVEEEEEEEEEER!*

[@FuelDropforthewin]

@averageartist10 1 billion Solarlights with eyelanders vs 1 with funny katana.

[@Zyskr..]

​@@AJCherenkovgood question

[@ricottakitten9937]

It would be really funny if the spies had a chance to spawn at a random spot away from any player cloaked, so they just appeared out of nowhere and were more spread out/unpredicatble

[@Guyinthecommentsection]

That's how mvm bots work.

[@frogtheneonsaber]

"And as for casual mode, matches can now start. The match will add additional spies."

[@Plaguedocwhoneedsabreak]

"WHAT THE-"

[@MerkeligStrormride]

"Added five new spy."

[@dudesayshi2191]

Added the damage.

[@Usualrocketjumpingmaniac]

@@dudesayshi2191 removed tantrum

[@dudesayshi2191]

@@Usualrocketjumpingmaniac added over 32 new characters *OVERWATCH THEME INTENSIFIES*

[@theoofshow69420]

"it could be in this very room!* Jontohil yells in terror, as the millions of people who couldnt possibly be spies turn to face jontohil2 in sheer horror and disbelief. Who could possibly be the spy?!?!

[@shin3stuff904]

Jonto: NEVER stack more than 2 spies! Also Jonto: *makes a gamemode with 1 jontillion spies*

[@rg3892]

the success rate of stacking spy per spy stacked is like an inverse bell curve

[@Suguma-j2c]

It does not really matter when you have a jontilion amount of spys

[@OGrupxe]

​@@rg3892 Yeah, i'd say the difference is like, the first is an actual infiltration missions where one or two members of your team can be fake, trying to backstab you, so you gotta keep it on the back of your mind. Here it's A SWARM of shapeshifting threats, your team is the minority, you never know when one of them is real until you check it somehow. You're always on your toes because you need to *always* keep in mind who is real and who is not. Oh man, if only the bots were smart enough to trickstab.

[@AverageScoutMain-69420]

dane said the same thing

[@pandarafa810]

@@OGrupxe On top of that, how are you stopping a backstab when it's coming from literally every angle at the same time?

[@The-father-of-all-ducks]

Now the phrase "Off to visit your mother" really scares me

[@ShovelLettuce]

1 million spies off to visit one woman I don't think she can take that many in a fight

[@theconductoresplin8092]

​@@ShovelLettuce Fight?

[@binheve]

​@@ShovelLettuceshe has 8 kids, she can do it

[@Alexander-7877]

​@@ShovelLettuce bro do you know why spy is going to their mother

[@BoredMann]

Alt title: TF2 youtubers vs The Entirety of France

[@kitflexer]

That’s only a small fraction of the eternal pit of torture that is called France

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Also there’s a Frog man who ISNT a TFtwo-ber… *t h e f a c t o r y b e c k o n s*

[@BoredMann]

@@Freeze-n-Frost Alt Title but correct: TF2 youtubers and a frog they found on the street vs 1/5th of France

[@Th3_Sp4Ce_M0nK3y]

The fact one is called 'Glyphid Stalker' pleases me :> For Rock and Stone! ⛏️

[@gianlucamattos8684]

Me omw to melee the bulk detonator on deep dive third stage cause we need to mine the funne:

[@interestingrobot9247]

rock solid!

[@ricefarmer-kr4yv]

@@gianlucamattos8684me and the dwarf seeing 3 bulk walking into us while all of us ran out of ammo ( i hate deepdive elite)

[@anonymousfox4620]

If you don't say rock and stone. you aren't coming home.

[@p_serdiuk]

Stone and Rock!

[@kiwitf2]

was really fun helping make this possible!

[@Little_Dax]

You can see that the spy bots are both smarter and dummer than players, as they don't know how to act. However, they remember that SPY HAS A GUN!

[@santiagotorrezsegarra7790]

9:36 well hello demoman, nice phlog you have there

[@theglitch0870]

Ah yes, an Aussie Frog along with multiple TF2tubers. *Magnificent.*

[@lolucorn1]

Lettuce begin

[@katman.]

2:28 perfectly cut scream (and you can immediately tell it’s martin)

[@solarknight3942]

Jontohil2: Stacking spies works really well when both spies are very coordinated, but under no circumstances should you EVER have more than 2 spies. The Jontrillion spies:

[@MatthewSchlafer]

NOT THE FRENCH!!! 0:12

[@christopherrivera7532]

Don’t worry, they are not real

[@Twrdemon]

French isn't real

[@carverer]

Uncle Dane should make this an easter egg mode on the Thousand Uncles server, that activates if everyone switches to spy or something, kinda like how the original Engineer Fortress mode was an easter egg!

[@ThePongles]

Add in Solarlight Demo, Soundsmith Solider, and Skymin Medic modes too

[@ker0356]

Im so happy that tf2 community still does stuff like this

[@-ImH1m-]

“INTRUDER ALERT, THERE IS A RED SPY IN THE BASE!”

[@Wrixchanger]

this videos has the best edits i have ever seen, a fun and enjoyable watch all around

[@Milkybutterisused-uz5vm]

Now all we need is 1 jontillion spies vs one hundred uncles.

[@demonmysterykid3343]

That would be awesome but extremely laggy

[@kaleb2643]

Up next: 1000 Big Joeys And after that: 1000 Soundsmiths

[@RandomFurry07]

Thousoundsmiths

[@Gencrossbones]

Oh god fighting that many heavies will be a nightmare Heavy bots are even aware if there's a sniper and will lay absolute suppressive fire on you

[@ginam5497]

@@Gencrossbones Machina Or whatever the one that pierces is, and the mvm meta one. MvM but the bots are defense.

[@Gencrossbones]

@@ginam5497 depends though again heavy bots will lay down heavy fire on a sniper if they spot one even far away but they're like sentries if they spot someone near them they'll unload but a sniper can charge a machina shot behind a wall and peak out and shoot On the bright side they're the bots that will run out of ammo first and switch to their shotguns but they have perfect aim so they will maul any close range classes like pyros, scouts and spies And yeah they will also turn immediately if they spot a spy stabbing them.

[@gaidencastro9706]

If they all agreed to just use their revolvers, they would be terrifying.

[@_AZ3994_]

"These spies has already reached our defences" **Music plays** "They can be any one of us"

[@cow11star81]

They can be all of us

[@ginam5497]

@@cow11star81 Their probably you, or you, they are probably m- *Shotgun blast followed by backstabbing noises*

[@nebiatyifru4045]

Imagine if a few of those spies used their guns.

[@Real_Potato_Man]

They would've lost the first match The power of gunspy is immaculate

[@bottelofwater]

One. Jontillion. Spies. (To the tune of “500 Cigarettes.”)

[@enbybunny9940]

I love how you said ‘tune’ like the 500 Cigarettes meme is the hit single of the summer or something

[@chaoticrobot]

It’s terrifying to see the spy sweat switch teams and ganondorfs theme starts playing

[@nboardman2447]

8:36 Your welcome for the demonstration of the machina in badwater, i was the one who took the shot

[@Basicallyf2p]

I kid you not i had a dream about this

[@guniverse.5847]

Dreams do come true?

[@bucketofchicken8325]

And I kid you not I had a dream about Half Life 3 coming out. Turns out dreams don't come true.

[@guniverse.5847]

@ That dream is horribly unrealistic and you know it.

[@pjtheprimalpeashootergamin6159]

​@@bucketofchicken8325Hlx: oh really?

[@chomusuke3636]

Let me get this straight, the man called scatterbomb has a kiwi pfp and the man called kiwi has a demoman pfp... GENIUS

[@defenitelyhuman5380]

ALERT! The Spies Are Here!

[@zanderbacon3822]

Ok now hear me out: One Thousand Uncles *AND* Spies

[@dispensergoinup]

500 uncles

[@enchilordo8562]

We just need a version of one thousand uncles for each class. Maybe something like class wars but only the bot team shuffles what class they’ll all be

[@gianlucamattos8684]

Next video: tftubers vs the entire heavy soviet block

[@sirlilsquish501]

1000 uncles VS jon-trillion spies great idea

[@General_Soldiernator7106]

The spiritual successor to Right Behind You.mp4

[@Blu_Demnoman]

There’s no shot we got Uncle Dane MvD 2:The French Uprising.

[@Yellowsam4145]

Spy? Stacked. Gun? Has. Everyone? Ded.

[@slysamuel5902]

The beginning of the video having my pet peeve of someone animating in sfm depicting a mercenary from one team fighting another or more mercs that are clearly on the same team as him (why do you people do this? How?)

[@rexmurphy1054]

Thank you John to for re populating the bomb shelter, the gamemode was fun to test, and coincidentally happened after I tried fight 23 spy’s on a solo game on bread space with a discord call with mega in it in the background, eh propobly unrelated….

[@BiggestYapperOnYT]

now imagine if there were millions of engie bots and spies together against the youtubers

[@Maple-p3c]

9:36 demoman with the phlog

[@aaronmcguire7712]

This entire video is just me the millisecond I decide to play engineer

[@samueltrusik3251]

I loved when you blended into the crowd, best part of the video.

[@thesarge310]

Now we need to make a Demoknillion Solars

[@Joker_Kirby]

Now we should get one sextillion Solarlights.

[@Aussie_Axe]

DeGroot Keep

[@ChefVoid]

That would be a nightmare but a dream come true at the same time😂

[@zootedforever4133]

The arms that are holding up. Omg so beautifully captured

[@Bananamanmk53-yv2ph]

French Revolution 2: Electric Baguette

[@Stinker-rf4tf]

Please make 1000 of the rest of the classes real. Also, please invite the KZbinrs to try with you again too!

[@galahad3325]

You've turned TF2 into a horde shooter... Well more of a horde shooter than MVM already was

[@Psykanetic]

Never would I ever would have thought I would see Skymin and Martincitopants in the same video

[@J3C0R3]

This'll be insanely chaotic. I Love It

[@Kacpa2]

It would be nicer if these bots remembered that spy has a gun... and didnt just all disguise. Barragw of revolver fire and aggressive playing bots would make it properly challenging.

[@sidfoster1777]

People still making shpee jerma jokes warms my heart

[@MajatekYT]

The ultimate Jontohil2/Uncle Dane combined suffering server: When you're attacking it's your team versus one million engineers, when you're defending it's your team versus one million spies.

[@V_FIREDRAGON_V]

Yeah having solar light travel to the next side of the map by trimping aint wont give any help to the spies XD

[@ClickBrickstudios]

I love that one of the spies in named glyphid stalker

[@MackianoBrayberini]

Imagining this with all spies having Dead Ringers, spycicles and permenant disguise sounds cursed.

[@nm3k511]

I wonder if some spies (3-5 spies) among them can be given "phases." The idea would be that they linger near enemy spawn to stalk the player then striking moments before reaching the frontlines. Loadout of Stalker Spy (1-3 spies): Invis watch, Sapper, L'etranger, knife. Phase 1: Camp - Rotating between ammo packs until a slow target is found. This would be Engineer, Pyro, Sniper, and Heavy. Phase 1a: Disrupt - Saps/Shoots any teleporters safely. This will reset the overall phase progress back to Phase 1. Phase 2: Stalk - Follow the target while invisable. Phase 3: Eliminate - Either upon successfully approaching the target safely or when the player reaches the front line, the Spy will attempt to kill the player by a backstab or shooting. Sabotage Spy (1 Spy): base loadout, but off-chance to get the Cloak and Dagger. Phase 1: Indication - If the stalker spy identifies a teleporter, there is a chance for the Sabotage spy to begin. Phase 2: Infiltration - Spy will either approach an existing Nest or a known teleporter to take. Phase 3: Sap and Stab/Shoot - Classic approach to eliminate the engineer safely. The phase will continue by the spy sapping everything except the teleporter as it will camp it instead. If no space to camp teleporter, then the spy saps and shoots the teleporter. Loadout of Trickstab Spy (1 Spy): Ambassador/Diamondback, Kunai, and The Dead Ringer. Unique traits: The spy is both insanely aggressive and accurate. Knows a few setups, damage surfing, and strafe stabbing. Phase 1: Encountering the enemy - Agressively approaches the enemy, either with or without a disguise. Will not care about bumbing into enemy players. Phase 2: The behavior uses a dice roll of a number generator to determine what it does. However, all are related to trickstabbing. Phase 3: Backstab - Spy backstabs the enemy. Can and will swap targets to achieve such. Usually goes back to phases 1 and 2. Phase 4 (Diamondback): Shoot - If fails to Backstab and has at least 1 to 2 Crits, the spy will gun down the knifed target. Resets to Phase 1. Phase 4 (Ambassador): Shoot - The spy will do the same thing as Diamondback but does not care about having earned crits. Resets back to Phase 1. Thoughts?

[@PriorityPrime16]

8:33 "it is LOUD" *SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED*

[@T.Notcher]

Now for Dillions of SoundSmiths

[@IlovePootis3000]

This video was really worth the wait. Thank you Jon for making this beautiful video :]

[@MateusLanaro]

I like it,but would be better if the spies were attacking and the players defended the point,and they had to defend for a limited time to win,but with many spies will be very hard Just an idea

[@SellOut267]

The cat not wanting him to play and go to bed is adorable

[@NickZeBezt2]

2:29 “Hey guys, spy me”

[@engineerfromtf2-m4v]

The factory beckons mart you cannot resist its any longer

[@AquaBird-FCM02]

“Jonto you should disguise yourself among the horde.” What have you done…

[@angiegamez8600]

I think the bots need a reminder that SPY HAS A GUN!!!

[@retrogamingmodding2262]

Please keep this running and working, if Dane won’t bring 1k uncles to aus, then us Aussies and kiwis better do it ourselves, with the twist of *F R A N C E*

[@Gojirawars03]

The sheer evil of having everyone else play Where’s Waldo trying to find you in a sea of fake clones of you is genius.

[@monothephantom]

I remember hopping on this during a test session, fun time

[@MANONAHILL]

It's like that one rick & morty episode where they have to keep in mind how many of them they are

[@T.TerryThePenguin-wz5lq]

New joke: DEMO HAS A SWORD!

[@HOLDENPOPE]

I first found Skymin extremely recently with the Medic vs Mercy video, wasn't expecting her or Shounic to be included in this lol

[@KT-jy4tf]

scout actually has a use now with mad milk i suppose

[@DerpyEinstein]

he wasn't playing sniper, he was playing pre jungle inferno ambassador spy. GOD!!!

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

19:51 THAT CAT'S A BLOODY TRAITOR!

[@trashgoblin7225]

"THE SPIES ARE HERE!" - Administrator 1972

[@15braincellsremaining]

I wish I had this many friends

[@guniverse.5847]

dam I feel you

[@Scrappysir2]

You know what this team would need? Fifty more spies.

[@Nitosa]

Maybe you should give half of them the ability to teleport next to the current blue spawn so that they don't always come from one side and get walled. Or make some go invisible on a timer which would be better than a bum rushing disguised spy.

[@pastaman7278]

8:35 spy mains after bumping into a Pyro for the 18350th time

[@OGrupxe]

One million scouts when? The feeling of trying to kill a flying cockroach, but in videogame form.

[@Samuel-i2z]

Gates of hell: Spy"bonjour"

[@VersantXv_4]

Nooo man they're killing my comrades!! They're exterminating the French!

[@rayzuke1232]

1000 Pyro's is going to be terrifying. It will be a wall of flames

[@Introbulus]

Now the next step is to take a team of 100 Spy Bots and 100 Engineer Bots and see who loses first.

[@DitaDataDita]

I have been up all night, this is the first new video i see.

[@Tilpur]

A spy has infiltrated the base! "A" spy..?

[@Doctor_Rato]

Now we shall be waiting for Solarlight to make 1000 Demoknights

[@funnydude69]

liveleak footage of a texan finding himself in the entirety of paris

[@yahshuaquinonez8366]

No way fuckoe, shirk, sunlight and even daddy Dane in 1 video this is gonna be peak

[@da_pwo]

The gibs flying everywhere is so beautiful

[@TheGhostThatWas]

i'm actually excited to try this

[@qutis_brutus]

I thought it might be one thousand spies but one jontillion?! :O very epic

[@ConeMan87]

Gets surrounded by spies ( dies) I JUST GOT LONDONED

[@Vo1d_tyrant]

4 pyros standing back to back lore