What Oscar REALLY Thinks of Ozpin (RWBY Thoughts)

[@captainhuntank7963]

Oscar: man this is boring I wish I could go on an adventure Ozpin: yo I heard you were looking for an adventure, how about going on a journey to kill my *maybe* ex Oscar: that's sounds fu- WAIT WHAT

[@CrumblingCube]

Ozpin: you'll also be surrounded by cute girls. Oscar: ... Let's go.

[@dancinganimals.]

@Qrow Branwen what about yang your actuall neice

[@TheRoseFrontier]

Oh gosh, this comment is so funny looking back on it now. You were absolutely right! XD

[@floricel_112]

Captain Huntank you can edit the maybe out now

[@iceluvndiva21]

XD CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR KID!

[@ryanallen5396]

"H E L L O T H E R E, I ' M P R O F E S S O R O Z P I N!" I swear, Ozpin is a bigger troll than Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[@ryanallen5396]

I mean, they even share a catchphrase! "H E L L O T H E R E !"

[@CrumblingCube]

The real reason he hasn't defeated Salem. He's too busy trolling teens.

[@ryanallen5396]

Crumbling Cube 😊 Also, please make one that's as meta as possible. Something like Jeff Dunham making his puppets speak Spanish, then claiming that he himself does not speak the aforementioned language. "Da da da da da da da da" "Picture, if you will..."

[@ryanallen5396]

Realized this a while ago, but never thought to put it out there. This Will Be The Day foreshadowed both Pyrrha's and Ozpin's deaths. "Even brilliant lights will cease to burn."

[@thekrillster3331]

Ryan Allen it would have cost you exactly $0.00 to not say that and yet you did anyway

[@lilacbunni7216]

“I understand how you’re feeling, I’ve been through the same panic and confusion” “You mean you had someone die and enter your mind too?” “Oh gods no, I was talking about being a teenager. I’ve been one thousands of times now and it never gets any easier ya know.” Oh wooooow Ozpin...that totallyyyy made it better😂

[@CrumblingCube]

The struggle has always been real.

[@fandude666]

So are we just going to forget that Ozpin has been around for over a thousand years and none of the kingdoms have notice. Does this mean that Ozpin gains complete control over his host or when they die they fuse with his mind and travel to a new body. Is Ozpin even his real name, or the name he took from the last guy who just died.

[@sours-orchard]

Haha

[@pokechatter]

fandude666 That is a great question tbh. After all, Jinn’s story said his name was originally Ozma, but no one, even Salem, calls him anything but Ozpin. I’d imagine that some of the other past “hosts” also had names formatted as Os~ Pin~ in some way before the complete mind meld...

[@yangthefavoritelesbian3934]

"I Don't believe thats how recaration works" I died when I heard that

[@BlueAngel7]

Oscar hearing voices in his head, explanation is either recarnation craziness or he's been snorting pixie stix

[@CrumblingCube]

Nope just snorting 100% Schnee dust company dust. Only the finest.

[@iceluvndiva21]

@@CrumblingCube And how well did that go for hazel?

[@stalemate8463]

*Ozpin beat me to the Weiss reference..*

[@Dragonofthefrozeneclipse]

Opine: Yugi its time to duel! prepare yourself! Oscar: WHAT THE HELL?! Me: *Laughing in silence*

[@CrumblingCube]

Salem gets defeated by friendship and heart of the cards confirmed.

[@TheSOGchronicles]

@@CrumblingCube WAIT the relics they hold a quarter of Ozpin's deck

[@iceluvndiva21]

Normally I'd be mad because I personally don't like the abridged version but I'm surprisingly ok with this.

[@bellingtoned]

@@CrumblingCube and this gun i found

[@cmm07r]

Salem: "No. I am your mother." Oscar: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@CrumblingCube]

Ruby is his sister and Taiyang is his father. Dude gets around.

[@cmm07r]

Crumbling Cube that wouldnt make sense since Qrow is Ruby's father (sorry, couldnt resist)

[@CrumblingCube]

Yeah turns out it was a marriage of convenience for tax breaks and since going with Qrow would certainly mean CPS would take Ruby away.

[@anaraboudreaux6406]

wait what

[@geocross237]

update: Salem: "No, I am your wife."

[@jentlesites]

*Two minutes after Oscar first appears on screen* Me: YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS FARM BOI AND I WILL PROTECT YOU-

[@cannonfire0187]

“Not even John Williams can get me out of here huh” XD

[@CrumblingCube]

The power of John Williams has waned since the prequels.

[@time_cma]

The Oscar and Ozpin RWBY thoughts are my favorite! I'm so glad another was made!!

[@iceluvndiva21]

XD is it bad that I could see most of these being slightly Cannon?

[@wolfwing5602]

"It's time to duel!" Gods I lost my shit at that. You guys rock. This is fantastic. The star wars music... ninjas of love... man this one is a masterpiece.

[@darthfenrir4892]

Well then, Oscar is a Skywalker. I thought it was Yang who lost her arm though. as long as he doesn't kiss Ruby and she turns out to be his sister, we have enough of that with Enabler and Special Snowflakes.

[@darthfenrir4892]

Instrumentality1000 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Salem the Grimm. I thought not, it's not a story Ozpin would tell you, it's a Grimm legend.

[@animalia5554]

No Yang is Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Huntress

[@anarchomando7707]

@@darthfenrir4892 I thought it was written by The Brothers Grimms

[@anarchomando7707]

Or maybe even a Grimm fairytale

[@mr.razzledazzle6328]

*Sees video.... SMILES LIKE AN IDIOT*

[@joebob4091]

God damn it Qrow. Oscars aunt gotta make a profit.

[@LyricalNova25]

2:57 The exchange with Oscar and his aunt reminds me of me and my parents. 😂 Makes me love my precious boy even more (I’m still a RoseGarden shipper though)

[@anaraboudreaux6406]

Yay!!!! so am I

[@FakeLexi]

Its been like 10 million years since I last saw one of these

[@CrumblingCube]

We make one of these almost every Thursday! Subscribe and notif up to never miss another.

[@steelscorpion60]

I want Duel Of Fates to play in the final battle agains Salem now

[@demetrionthered5994]

The Force Theme... That was the perfect moment. "Nailed it" doesn't even begin to cover that awesomeness.

[@CrumblingCube]

If only Remnant had two suns.

[@demetrionthered5994]

Crumbling Cube, and nasty furry Ewoks! Oh, wait...

[@geocross237]

Crumbling Cube And nomadic bandits that attack everyone on sight- wait.

[@emmathenerd147]

After this video, I low-key consider a Yu-gi-oh reference as Ozpin's first words to Oscar.

[@imafemale4365]

"Stupid crows keep eating everything!" 😂😂😂😂

[@steelscorpion60]

Qrow Branwen Dude you should hangout with team “JJJJ” consisting of Jack Daniel’s, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam, and Jose Cuervo. You 5 will get along very well.

[@steelscorpion60]

Qrow Branwen Guinness is part of Team "GHST" consisting of Guinness, Heineken, Sol, and Tecate.

[@sours-orchard]

Hahaj

[@sours-orchard]

Opps take out the j

[@sours-orchard]

Haha yeah

[@danieltakacs6468]

The Star wars music OMG! XD

[@tealtrashcan5338]

This is the earliest I've ever been to one of these...

[@geocross237]

Thank you for 1:34 Been waiting for someone to do that for *_months_* :D If you do a vid when Qrow gives Oscar the cane, please do a "your father's lightsaber" ref also 1:21and 4:08 just had me cracking up XD

[@IgnatianMystic]

0:55 What, are you somehow growing whole bottles of booze? Cuz that's the only thing I've ever seen a Qrow ingest.

[@lonestar7241]

Oscar: mirror mirror tell me who’s the loneliest of all Ozpin : ooh that’s weiss reference Oscar: huh?!? Ozpin: yugi its time to DUAL !!!😂

[@Xardion55]

A Star Wars & Yu-Gi-Oh reference. Nice ^_^

[@iceluvndiva21]

I just hope they don't do mlp or I'm gonna loose it. I love Cross overs but that's a bit much

[@kaiaustria7779]

Oscar: nothing to see here folks, just a boy and his hoe Goddamnit 😂😂😂

[@CrumblingCube]

There's no appreciation for the classic farming implements these days.

[@americaroleplayer]

"Yep. I'm going to the asylum first thing tomorrow." That's such a great mental image. "Hello, I'd like to check myself into your asylum, there's voices in my head." "I'm only one voice." "See?!"

[@clzver3705]

This rwby thoughts series has made me actually like Ozpin

[@discordvongore2471]

Love these videos Nora thoughts thooooo

[@sonicwind767]

Oscar should live a normal life.

[@sours-orchard]

Sonic Wind yeah I agree

[@Merilirem]

That ship has definitely sailed.

[@josephmounts8653]

no offense, but normal is boring,

[@liroiroque9565]

If I were in Oscar's position, I'd be in a panic when I found out that someone was inheriting both my mind and body and turned into my living subconscious

[@thegangstagandalf6635]

The star wars jokes are gold, the soundtrack not saving him, blue milk, combat school but needing him on for another season. perfect.

[@randominternetman8177]

Oscar: "Mirror, mirror, tell me, who's loneliest of all?" Ozpin: "That's a Weiss refrence!" Oscar: "WHA-" Ozpin: "Yugi! It's time to duel!" Oscar: *REASONABLE REACTION*

[@hiccuphaddock6270]

Me and my voice Kit play this off like it's nothing :p

[@ryokiuzumasa8068]

2:34 Had to stop myself from laughing too hard because it's 1:30am

[@ProfessorOzpin]

Yay another what Oscar thinks! Made my day.

[@Nogdog945]

Holy shit! I just realized that they totally made a reference to Star Wars with Oscar! Damn! I hope with vol six we see more of him

[@bellarose9395]

Great Video! And can you do Nora? Like instead of doing a serious one just have it being Ren Ren Ren over and over again.

[@ryanallen5396]

XxGalaxyGlitterAlicornsxX Girl Ren and pancakes. And breaking Cardin's legs.

[@jacobnelson4150]

"Just a boy and his hoe" Bow chicka bow wow!

[@jackthunderbolt4307]

2:42 sounds like a ibasicallydowrk scream

[@silver08gunblade91]

that was awesome can't wait for part 2 ( assuming there will be a part 2 )

[@WhiteFireTheDragon]

I prefer Oscar's thoughts because they're never just Oscar's thoughts.

[@marinadiaz1762]

4:29 was it actually Ninjas of Love? cuz thats hella funny. Now I expect rwby chibi to come back and for Oscar to be in it and ninjas of love to come up again XD

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

I always love watching these! X3 Old, new, they're the best!

[@agstorybooks]

Meeting Oscar for the first time, I thought he would allude to Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, since he lives with his aunt on a farm. I could be right, but I haven’t seen proof of that on his Fandom Wiki page.

[@CrumblingCube]

The parallel certainly can be drawn. I think he shares that role with Ruby to an extent. Ruby has a dog and her name could be an allusion to the ruby slippers that Dorothy wears.

[@agstorybooks]

didn’t think of that... welp, there’s another connection between rosegarden...

[@maddie_r0se142]

At 4:35, why did he put the book on the bookshelf with the spine facing inwards?!?!?!?

[@RedDragonForce2]

Stupid *Crows! LOLZ!! I see what you did there!

[@emilyrose5576]

OOOOOO! I LOVE THIS SERIES!

[@alacard999]

Absolutely awesome I always love your RWBY thoughts

[@feyio7515]

🌹 garden

[@s.o.q2914]

I wouldn't mind working on the farm with him.

[@zeroxkuro7766]

Make's sense... that one RWBY CHIBI episode had Penny talking to a beowulf while Ozpin had a Seuss hat and was reading ninja's of love.

[@kayla8265]

4:15 well that happened too

[@gabrielortiz3811]

Rewatching how it all started, the best rwby series on you tube. I remember watching this after some rwby episodes all those years ago.

[@mickeybrisngr178]

awesome touch with the starwars music

[@sours-orchard]

Oscar: Yup we're going to the asylum first thing tomorrow

[@OneroseArts]

Coming back to rewatch this cause it's one of the only sources of untainted nostalgia for RWBY, including the actual show. Also Aunt M really should make an appearance again.

[@elmokingkong2756]

Why hello everyone!!!

[@elmokingkong2756]

Can’t believe that there was no views when I got on!(You don’t have to believe me!)

[@siegfriedxiii]

You should have added the D stutter at the duel part

[@riminabuchanan8797]

ITS TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!!

[@erikdederick6345]

Okay, Ozpin with the Yami reference got me

[@CrumblingCube]

I've always wanted to do a YGO abridged Yami impression sometime and this was the best shot for it.

[@erikdederick6345]

Crumbling Cube I gotta give it to you guys the Oscar and Ozpin dynamic you guys made is hilarious

[@shupershanic1905]

2:38 that would be my reaction too

[@anaraboudreaux6406]

Oscar has the ninja of love book to

[@lovely9218]

oscars aunt- dinner! oscar- what are we having? kitchen master commercial pops up with a man flipping a crepe me- HES HAVIN CREPES LADIES AND GENTALMEN me again- man, what great timing

[@lovely9218]

awww thx guys

[@constantinedaurum9943]

And he dared doubt the powers of John Williams

[@CrumblingCube]

And then he went on a very bizarre adventure.

[@brkencdes7833]

"YUP we're going to the asylum first thing tomorrow" Me:dead

[@jasonduncan7630]

If I had ozpin power I would have made the yugio joke to

[@blazingeagle9452]

Yeah I say I be hearing voices too. If I've been working to hard.

[@_shadowshot_521]

It’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

[@floricel_112]

Star-effing-WARS reference. I. Love you!

[@floricel_112]

Oscar: Life isn't some kind of fairy tale. Me: No, but it certainly used to feel like one

[@jeffreysmith236]

Well I guess the man with two souls is a novel not a fairy tale then.

[@FrancescoLucchetta]

1:52 but what about JEFF Williams?

[@kambriawatson4082]

2:38 That was funny!😂

[@anaraboudreaux6406]

Bruh.... i just realized that i'm A YEAR older than Oscar Pine

[@tonk3712]

You should have made the strar wars music slowly getting louder then start's blasting

[@lienhua5558]

Loved the Yugioh references xD

[@lisanavarro2782]

The Star Wars music was great with this 😂😂

[@austincowles1880]

1:24 fucking broke me 😂

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

Mirror mirror on the wall tell me who's the loneliest of them all

[@super-zw3ep]

0:46 and the best actor award goes to random water pump in the middle of the dirt road!

[@mirora2212]

Yessssssss

[@mangagirl960406]

i love the yugioh mention

[@shijingzhao9222]

Well he did got his great adventure

[@TheRichmaster24]

i loved he tar was music bit

[@jackthunderbolt4307]

1:31 bad choice of words buddy

[@inquisitivelittlebird]

Hermione: she only likes you cause she thinks your the chosen one Oscar: i am the chosen one

[@travonarmstrong6093]

Random question, you seem to do quite a few Oscar thought videos, is he your favorite character or something?

[@CrumblingCube]

Wouldn't say he's my favourite character, but usually its a monologue in this format since there's only 1 set of thoughts, but in Oscar and Ozpin's case it's quite different and an actual dialogue can be written.

[@catastrophicivy]

Yay my favorite one

[@brandedaheretic3526]

See. Oscar gets it. Oscar gets how reincarnation. I mean it's not like he was cloned to be someone else and force grounds in less than a week also embedded with memories then spend another week or two living on a farm so that those memories actually seem legit to him and then Ozpin for some reason.

[@CrumblingCube]

It's like being the avatar ... if you couldn't shut off your past-lives when you want to.

[@Actually_Alice_Orchid]

StarWars references my life is complete

[@Kaboomaman]

"Not even John Williams can save me" 😂

[@canine0447]

Sup peeps

[@catastrophicivy]

Canine044 ooh that's a wiess reference

[@crusaderanimation6967]

What took my attention is: They are ahead in technology compared to us, but he is using hoe instead of tractor like that was XIIX ceuntry. I mean, i know they can be poor, but dam, they can't rent a tractor ? and after earning some money buy some used machine ? I bet that would be more effective that rely on work 14/15 years old boy.

[@clockstrikesmewnight]

2:13 - 2:43

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

FINALLY

[@blazingeagle9452]

Oscar yeah I'm going to the asylum. Is that a Batman Arkham game reference?

[@yogibewear8617]

SUP

[@josephmounts8653]

2 years and only 2 dislikes.