What Parents Say vs. What Parents WANT To Say

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This sketch comedy is about what parents say to the child vs what parents want to say to there child. It goes through situational incidence such as getting in trouble in school and grades.
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[@firasa60]

I hate it when I look for something and it's not there but when my mom looks for it it appears outta nowhere

[@notarapper8435]

Dough Boy she be miss placing my stuff

[@PROD.SMALLS]

Dough Boy yeah same

[@fizzyjizz7374]

Dough Boy yeah im with you there homie

[@its_that_1savage72]

on god 😂😂😂

[@itsfreerealestate3621]

Fr

[@jairaithatha4807]

Calls me to eat when the food isn't even ready

[@jassiiij]

and you're sitting there waiting for it hungry as hell >:(

[@cookieman2274]

Jassii J I just sit there wondering when I can leave and go back to my video games

[@jassiiij]

Seneca Adrian Sibaja Pinacho truuu especially when the game just dropped

[@zaccasey5932]

Jai Raithatha fuck me it like Zac dinner 15 mins later when is dinner ready

[@swagglation6273]

At least its nice and hot instead of it being cold as shit

[@BlahBlah-jv7vy]

I hate when you try to tell a joke to your parents and they take it to literal and make it into a lecture

[@tanishagreene5578]

Blah Blah for real

[@REBELXD-ei1kp]

I fuckin hate that shit

[@jeianalottie]

Yes bruh

[@zaqwe]

My dad is like that and gets mad for no reason like it's a life or dead matter

[@andyramdhan7070]

IKR

[@sebastianmichaelis3643]

dont you hate when you finish cleaning up and then your parents look around and find something else for you to do. I hate that!!!

[@shanti7080]

Sebastian Michaelis lol or i sweep then they walk on the floor with they dirty shoes and say "I thought i told you to sweep this floor i see all this dirt"

[@bluepanda7899]

yup

[@skywalkercherri2346]

Sebastian Michaelis THEY FUCKING USE YOU

[@skywalkercherri2346]

At least not my mom but my dad Is a fucking assholr

[@inspiretalkzs]

I swear same here my mom always look for something for me to do

[@kelmims1726]

My mama always calling my name and then I say ''YES!'' Really loud and she doesn't say a thing so I have to get up and walk to her it's so annoying

[@Friday12321]

Kel Mims always ahhhhh

[@kelmims1726]

Ryan Friday xD

[@alexanderpineda3944]

/she does that to me to, but I waits o shes has to come to me

[@rominezieck4597]

Kel Mims omgggggg soo truee i hate when my mom do that

[@nevaehfigueroa1353]

Kel Mims right !!!!

[@ZachBrader]

I hate it when I'm gonna do something and then someone says to do it... So then I don't wanna do it no more

[@mehmedkokooo2268]

exactly. you feel unfree right. even tought it will be better to do something and someone says to do it. it feels. like a slave.

[@epiccake7781]

I feel the exact same way XD

[@cherrydrip]

IKR THAT HAPPENS TO ME

[@jaylindr3723]

Exactly.

[@blitzzard_triar1865]

Zach Brader same

[@Reiyn_]

I hate when my mom call my name then I say yeah and she don't answer

[@k.knashid1721]

Netx prene that always happens to me

[@darkservantofheaven]

Netx prene thats that bullshit we all experience...gotta cal/answer her several Times

[@spidergeek4997]

Netx prene right

[@keithhannahjr1931]

Netx prene i know right

[@themichaelcycle9084]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who goes through that

[@itsyourboytoro1715]

I have one dish left they put 40 more dishes for me to wash 😅😤

[@nitroesiotrot5155]

its your boy ToRo I relate as when I'm done they hold their plates up to me like I'm expected to wash them even though it's a wash your own plate no matter what rule and when we don't do it they go we don't ask for much do we

[@themichaelcycle9084]

That just happened to me today

[@dariondanielsreactingchann8662]

its your boy ToRo ikr that's so annoying my mom searched the whole house even the closets for more dishes for me to wash🙄🙄🙄and you wanna know the most annoying thing there a freakin dish washer in ur face

[@babally]

What tf 😂😂😂 +39

[@amareanderson4926]

its your boy ToRo that mess up

[@erncogamer123]

annoying thing my parents do: they tell me to lower the sound of what I'm watching so they can make whatever they are watching louder

[@MaZeYoutube]

Ernco-Ernisk omg I hate that

[@gavyvillanueva1021]

Ernco-Ernisk so freakin true

[@adelevevoadelevevo1613]

Ernco-Ernisk I KNOW I REALLY HATE THAT

[@nickgt1880]

Ernco-Ernisk YES YES YES YES YES YES I KNOW

[@multifandomer_]

For me sometimes I can't even hear my stuff because she wants to watch stuff and she tells me to lower it

[@rdc489]

lol when I get in a fight the first time my dad ask me is: Did you win?

[@acat8674]

Awsm/ Galaxy lol me to

[@bigcrunch7642]

Awsm/ Galaxy did you?

[@bigcrunch7642]

xXxLoyaltyxXx1 yeah

[@fabianjohnson8733]

Awsm/ Galaxy only thing my dad tells me is "did you win did he hit first did you beat his ass into the ground

[@nickcornielle9715]

Awsm/ Galaxy yah dat funnt

[@Skruunk]

TPINDELL: "Dont be afraid to show this to your parents" Dashie: Says every curse word imaginable

[@Ghost-196]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MangoTekk]

He wants me to get a behind whooping 😂😂😂

[@KDA21]

my mom said if I get into a fight, get suspended, and win, she'll tell the school she's throwing me a damn party

[@eliteyotsuba]

Damn thats the best mum ever.

[@sherlinefonrose-constant6794]

Shadow 13342 That's how u know ur mum luv u

[@REBELXD-ei1kp]

That’s the same with my whole family and if I loose imma get my ass beat by each one 🤣

[@hamfam3886]

Shadow 13342 I wish that would happen, if I get into a fight night when mom will just say OK even if I get suspended

[@UnknownUser-pq1iw]

Dats sum good ass parenting skilz mah boi

[@idubbz5446]

They tell you to clean your room but its already clean

[@vidcz]

Ikr

[@ladazaplaylist5120]

Lol.."my girl left me"😆😆😆😄

[@bokckingjbomb7260]

😂😂

[@BRAN06]

tina?

[@Cloudyyy11]

@@BRAN06 Tina 😭😂

[@fillyrosario7699]

4:33 the best part of the video made me laugh so hard I started crying Tpindell: Dad you don't have to do this. Dashie: Shut that ass up 😂😂😂

[@RIKKO.CASEMO]

😂😂

[@LadyReddtea777]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sanaawoodley5851]

I hate when my mom calls me and I say yeah, and she says nothing , so I say nothing , then she calls me again 😩 Mom: Sweetie!! Me: Yes mom? Mom: ..... Me: ..... Mom: Sweetie!! Me: ughh... (gets up and goes to her) like if ur parent does this 😂😂

[@thetruetank6132]

My sister does that

[@memelord4693]

Sometimes

[@eduardoaguilera1634]

Oh yeah yeah

[@supermariobro3980]

So true, I though I was the only one

[@jeianalottie]

I hate that bro

[@JJR0524]

My teacher showed us the what students say and what students really want to say lol

[@tpindell3]

Best teacher EVER

[@shoman9103]

T-Anna Andrea lol you know all bout that

[@TheGuardian163]

T-Anna Andrea Yeah but doesn't count here since it's the content maker, the KZbinr, aka THE BOSS.

[@TheGuardian163]

T-Anna Andrea ...he is supposed to get more likes.... not awkward.

[@TheGuardian163]

T-Anna Andrea Got notified late Lol

[@silverdragon5507]

what parents want to say? my parents actually say that to me.

[@theeasybeginning664]

spooky skeloton nice

[@JayzRebellion]

4:19 Dashie trying ao hard no to laugh😂😂🤣. Just look at that smile.

[@kingofgaming8695]

Your not very bright its apart of the scene 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@JayzRebellion]

@@kingofgaming8695 You did not just reply to a comment that was 2 God damn years ago. And you calling me not very bright? You don't know if that was a act or not, so just stop

[@kingofgaming8695]

@@JayzRebellion allow me to rephrase you are a complete fuckin idiot 😝 hope that made it better and clarified

[@tylerclark8734]

​@@JayzRebellion bro didn't even use the right your when he said it☠️

[@JayzRebellion]

@@tylerclark8734 I swear lol

[@akitenshii1013]

OMG THE VOICE WHEN HE SAIS MY GIRL LEFT ME 😂😂😂

[@DeeDee-dw2ut]

I hate when my mom tells me to do something when I'm already doing it

[@fabulouscarter5289]

Hell yeah

[@ItsJSUN]

That my mom every time for example im cleaning my room. mom: jay clean ur room. Me:i am *goes on youtube after cleaning Mom: didnt i tell you to clean that room. Me: i did im just tak- Mom: I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN THAT ROOM!

[@bartsfarts9140]

Bruh, I hate that shit to the max especially when I'm driving. She always be like brake Brake BRAKE you're almost at the light. She also say shit like put your turn signal on. 1. My foot off the gas already pressing on the brake. 2. The turn signals is already on. 3. I got my license already.

[@epiccake7781]

it sucks lol

[@camjam2728]

Ikr

[@QuantumXJ16]

When my mama showed up at my school after I had a fight she asked if I won. I told her yeah and she high fived me after she saw the girl's face. I was in complete disbelief lol.

[@highvibegamer7251]

Hahahaa

[@GlitchPredator]

sometimes you gotta hit a bitch and if you do you better do it good

[@PhyllisNtim]

Wow. What led to the fight?

[@QuantumXJ16]

Phyllis Ntim Girl it's a long story. Basically, my "friend" was talking behind my back in person and online. I found out and avoided her for 2 months (skipped lunch). She slapped me on the last day of school and I went wild.

[@gardhansen8731]

***** daym you craycray.... i like it 😎😎

[@senojajones7873]

"Runnin' thru the six with my Applejacks" 😂😂😂😂

[@chelseaisasi5758]

if dashie ever had a son, I wonder if his son would be as loud as him when he grows up lol 😂 Great video, so funny

[@humanskinnergames4520]

Dashie ain't ever gonna get the puh well neither am I so in kinda like him in a way

[@jaydenlenzy3487]

Chelsea Isasi Most likely.

[@Hoshikagekisame]

This is more like what parents say vs what you want them to say

[@kiaarontemple7718]

Right? Lmao

[@carnelldiaries]

HAHA RIGHT!

[@ChisomAdaora]

***** I think its more "what you want your parents vs. what parents say" lol my parents were always honest with me

[@Hoshikagekisame]

Yeah i mixed it uo but i thought people would realise that

[@dexxterthatguyy8180]

I hate when ur parents play around with u but when u do it back they get all mad like bruhh u do it all the time😐

[@thepersonimreplyingtoissex2002]

Nah my parents are fine with it.

[@beastwerewolf]

always

[@eldinnavarro5081]

true

[@superbitbro6994]

Exactly!

[@ashleeveronica9824]

I know

[@FiiveStarThirteen]

"You got suspended...& you took a L..." "See our family...we don't lose that,!SHXD!!"

[@kjthegamer9903]

i hate when im trying LEAVE and then my MOM tell me to do 1 THOUSAND things

[@darkservantofheaven]

Keith McDougald and to ride is waiting for you....shit sucks.

[@ruthgilliland7797]

Keith McDougald I can so relate

[@lolfu22]

@@thekeyblademaster9301 **LITTLE BROTHER**

[@truewhissan]

@@lolfu22 nah, it is way worse when they are older, I can speak from experience

[@kingofdeath9012]

Me: I'm out Parent: deep clean the neighborhood first

[@juicetis3377]

3:50 that's my dad everytime my teacher calls home

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

fr

[@danzun9077]

nah its more like 4:35😂😂😭

[@taelorthompson6587]

that's both of my parents

[@alonexcg5948]

yep my mom

[@cleveremmet2421]

so true bro

[@RandomOrderStudios]

Lmfaoo! You & Dashie kill these videos bro hahaa!

[@sanjanajones793]

Omg, I love your videos!

[@jonlesane1874]

Lol right! This one was hilarious

[@they2lable]

4YallEntertainment That hat dash had on tho XD

[@chrisnxtdoor2808]

4YE Comedy M's

[@qznylol6866]

factss

[@GoldenFlashRazer]

Dashie the most shortest dad I've ever seen 😂

[@lailaann5144]

this is what i hate is when your parents yell your name and you yell back yes and they don't reply so you got to go to them and say what they wanted and they are all like i don't like you yelling at me. that's sooooooo annoying

[@extremelyzavier2302]

laila ann you shouldn’t be yelling at them. And it’s not annoying, yo as just better learn to respect them

[@lolfu22]

@@extremelyzavier2302 Bro, Basically what he's saying is that he yells in his room saying yes, And that is annoying, Basically parents be doing that, Look at the other comments

[@itsney4928]

When my mom ask me if I'm okay when I'm crying °_°

[@daytonfarmer5383]

ney 451 Same it's like "DO I LOOK OKAY MOM"

[@zaccasey5932]

ney 451 stop crying

[@blo1527]

ney 451 stop crying

[@angelbianchi8580]

ney 451 pussy

[@K.sstopmotion7374]

Softy

[@johnphax380]

"You know you fucked up right?" "Whatchu mean?" "You know you fucked up.." 😂😭 I AM IN TEARS!!

[@Stress_._Free]

😂😂

[@operationblackout1095]

Dashie will be a GREATTT parent

[@boomboxjohn9016]

When you screw up at something and your parents say *yeah because you playing too much videogames* The fuck?!?!?!?

[@fatalxtechno5751]

Boom Box John i have bad memory and my grmama like ya cause all u do is play thta game. Im like dafauq what does that have to do with it

[@mrb0703]

Boom Box John IKR they think that video games is the cause to all are problems

[@jaredlopez4162]

Same

[@landolakes334]

When your parents call for you, you say what... and they don't respond back. So you have to get up and walk out of your room all the way downstairs just to hear them say nevermind...😑

[@electricalmayhemgaming3669]

Lando Lakes I just wait till they come to me cuz I am getting out of bed just to talk to them about babysitting when they're already standing and again just walked in my room

[@alysssabear]

Lando Lakes Story of my life 🙃

[@karo8693]

Right 😡

[@hannahArmah6344]

So annoying

[@jimgoss6057]

After my son got suspended and took an "L" , I made him do hard labor " yard work" , then signed him up for martial arts.

[@gwuapojr5277]

I hate it when your whole family is watching a movie and there's always the family members with the huge ass mouths talking a laughing over the movie

[@davidlopez-trujillo2419]

I hate when my mom called me than yeah and she don't respond which than means I have to get up to see what she want

[@ifesimmons144]

My daddy is a bitch

[@azariafrazier180]

SAME LIKE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT LEGS!!!

[@tanishagreene5578]

Ife Simmons for real

[@kloudgang5702]

Frfr i hate that shit

[@LachiNarii]

I swear

[@b_swavey237]

bro i hate when my parents get home and look for stuff to yell about

[@daijsha4858]

RIGHT!!!

[@josievulaj6526]

I hate it when my mom says u need to give me privacy..then she goes on my phone at looks at my text messages..damn foreigners.

[@youngnibbalips8562]

you basically description my dad in one sentence

[@josievulaj6526]

+JR2daT DEAD😂😂

[@niachavis9416]

So true

[@ValTrue2]

I hate it when my parents blame everything on my phone. "Oh so there was no mail today? Probably cuz u were on that damn phone." 😑 hooww?!

[@bhrisso5626]

Yea they be like "if u looked at yo work like u looked at that damn phone you'll be getting straight A's...😐

[@lordpajngaming]

Looking at it not gonna want to make us do it

[@jasmine-fw4yq]

YASSSSSSSSSS, my mom will be like, "You get yo homework done?" And I'll be like, nahh, I'm about to, though. And my mom will say "Why later? Why not now?" And I'll be like, this stuff is haaaaaaard af!! And she'll be like "IT WOULDNT BE SO DAMN HARD IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO YO TEACHER INSTEAD OF TEXTING AND TWEETING ON THAT DAMN PHONE!"

[@danialgill9302]

JazzyDatOneGirl 33445 k

[@carlos-dd8wu]

IKR

[@police911ization]

Living in a black home. “What they want to say” is the first thing to be said😂

[@skyelaudat1820]

I HATE when i am in the middle of a life or death situation in a game and they call me to do something and the game cant pause (roblox jail break beta)

[@m1k333yy]

FriggityFrack ImMadAsASack me too

[@carlosjavier771]

What the...

[@MxShortsy]

Yxng_B it’s always at the moment too, like wtf?!

[@miahmooo]

My mom always call my name and when I say mama she dont say nothing

[@trod9000]

4 real

[@tenten6724]

Jamiah Jackson IKR but my dad does that

[@NoPlotArmor_]

Jamiah Jackson same

[@mattmatt7381]

Jamiah Jackson That means go

[@lajaydarichardson8349]

Jamiah Jackson the same

[@kollinpetty7234]

Mom asked me to pause an online game

[@luvcapalott]

I KNOW RiGHT shee its snnoying

[@JjJj-ji7uu]

Same

[@eylangordon3909]

You cant

[@shmoneygang8588]

Dead

[@Kiryious]

When The Son and Father roles keeps on switching between them two 😂

[@astrotrain1984]

Don't you just gate when your doing the dishes and someone puts another plate in while you're washing the others?

[@realsilent_]

Spartan Protector yes im always like ima wait till all yall done with your shit then my mom is like oh no you are going to start right now

[@trajdonlawrence7619]

Gate?

[@hueyfreeman3504]

Spartan Protector ikr

[@greed94]

Real Silent Opposite here, I always start right away and then dad goes „can’t you wait til I‘m done“

[@kitty2karzychannel864]

Yung Fleet73 yea I just GATE that lol

[@PrincessInuyasha890]

4:25 scared the fuck outta me lol

[@P.bateman]

lel

[@conquerncam]

+king dicko same

[@OwenGTA]

+chilewith carnage (PrincessInuyasha890) funniest part of the video lmfao

[@uk7y0]

SHIT

[@noodlejerren6324]

I get y it scared u dude 4:32 scared me with that whoopin

[@tpindell3]

WHAT PARENTS WANT TO SAY 😂😂 ps- don't forget to comment below things your parents do to annoy you

[@terrencehudson4138]

say no

[@solare8684]

You're so close to a million

[@franklingrannon841]

Things parents do to annoy me? Every time I try going up the stairs my mom will be like get me this.. But mom its right beside u! Then I try going up the stairs again and she has me do five more things. Make up your mind! Lol I have problems xD

[@patricepalmore832]

I love all yo vids u are so cyte

[@SHVNOBIOFFICIAL]

Lmao Applejacks really xD? I was stressed out earlier, but overall That made my day man :)! Thank u so much I needed that today.

[@aquazz5503]

2:44 I didn't expect that lol I died at that part

[@marlawilcox4298]

Dashie's voice when said"my girl left me was unintentionally hilarious

[@heyguys2936]

But my parents say what they want to say...

[@heyguys2936]

Not what they say

[@heyguys2936]

Xavier Your Saver Ok.

[@slaveofgod3481]

.

[@isabellashidler1186]

ikr

[@pysteriax1122]

"You know your fucked up right?" I used that on my friend when he stole and ate my chips

[@malikmcgee3488]

Mc Boom lmao

[@BlueJayKiller]

lmfao can't stop laughing

[@jayr.6245]

I'm pretty sure it's "you know you fucked up right?"

[@whimsical3507]

Mc Boom for the thousandth time peoples use proper grammer your means it's in your possesion you're means you are

[@Progamer-ut2dq]

bro my mom is like right by the door and am playing call of duty in a middle of a game the she walks out then says close the door

[@dariondanielsreactingchann8662]

Pro Gamer ik I hate that my mom always does that like when I'm playing Roblox she's right by the door but tells me to close it

[@sherlinefonrose-constant6794]

Let me tell u bro I stay up all night watching anime until my dad's come in and takes my phone I be like b the f

[@esperanza6684]

Pro gamer I relate so much

[@reynaldoponce3645]

@@sherlinefonrose-constant6794 Your dad knows how cancer anime is

[@xxxviolence2288]

The last one when ma dude got his ass whooped was so relatable

[@MrPanda-or8nf]

"Runnin' through the 6 with my apple jacks"

[@stephenyu7859]

So you mean to tell me that you got suspended and took the L. Hahahahahahahaha

[@rashodhustle9718]

that my dad rns but if I won doe he would've been alright so you wanna be bad huh type shit lol

[@cedricmanalo6785]

Patrick Da Boss r

[@revenger211]

hey what's the L exactly because brain is dirteh 😈

[@emman4734]

Justin Jacob Loss

[@dimitrijohnson4978]

Stephen Yua

[@tmacgamer6568]

My mom is like don't get into fights bro your being stupid My dad is all like BITCH YOU BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT KID IM SO PROUD OF YOU HE DESERVES IT

[@nickkuehnappel3251]

who else got jumpscared at 4:24

[@dynamicsulz1552]

Nick Kuehnappel lol me and it was funny how dasie said its all right you gonna learn today xD

[@zadokyasharahla8689]

It was just funny lol (still laughing)

[@tojisbabymama]

Nick Kuehnappel me I was reading the comments and wasn't paying attention My heart was racing

[@jessehill4352]

I did

[@The_ch0sen0ne5]

Nick Kuehnappel nope not me

[@deborahasuen5393]

when were at the store my mom says she is ready to go she takes another hour

[@lisajackson2588]

Fire Blazer yea my mom say looks go and she dosent leave then we leave when the store closes

[@vaughnwlliams4260]

Fire Blazer same

[@tanishagreene5578]

same

[@BeatsbyZay]

"Running through the 6 with my applejacks" lmaoo

[@nakia2571]

What are the chances im eating applejacks cereal while watching this 😮😂

[@whiteboy551]

KiiA 0 bitch..0

[@samcamxxx9239]

xD

[@DLatrice325]

BeatsbyZay i was going to like your comment but you have 69 likes. i refuse to ruin that ;)

[@whiteboy551]

DLatrice I liked it, because you creepy lmao

[@theashtonkendall]

4:22 I was laughing like crazy

[@unidentified8877]

I'm Mexican so my parents say what ever they want to say

[@realsilent_]

goku vageta thats with anyone that has hispanic parents

[@alysssabear]

Real Silent and black

[@watermelonlover3002]

Same

[@lynnpink4150]

Real Silent true dat

[@daquandew6110]

goku vageta ok

[@melkiitee]

"you see....our family...we don't lose at SHIT!" I GOT SCARED

[@m-hmm5956]

ikr

[@londynniree9404]

me to

[@kailanromer3368]

the best part

[@janiyajones2314]

me too

[@alessandranoble5616]

Yeah, anyone else pee a little?

[@gameface3321]

"Rapper? Dafuq?! The only time you rap is them gifts during Christmas, and you barley good at that shit!"

[@JalenSoeung]

*Runnin' through the six with my Applejacks.*

[@stuntvevo7162]

Dashie would make amazinf movies if he was an actor

[@joevszombies]

Dashie: see in r family we dont take no losses Me: then wats up with all them Ls in mario maker dashie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolemajors7638]

My mom would tell me to clean the kitchen when I finished and go to my room she calls me again I'm like WTF

[@TTurbo]

I hate when i cleaned around the house sparkling clean and they tell me that's not clean

[@carnelldiaries]

fr!

[@courtnecouncil3904]

Omg yes

[@Califreshswagg]

Fr though hate that shit

[@akilbrazier1421]

Right!

[@muzzymustafa7613]

True

[@rome0983]

“Did u win”😂😂

[@heretakethisw3635]

Lmao at 4:24 when he yelled I got so startled I threw my phone

[@fizonandchaincegaming3232]

Boy why those dishes in the sink.(and there's only one fork in the sink) 😂

[@Flamesaph]

Lol when i become a parent and my child got in trouble in school..when he or she comes home the house will be dark and the only source of light will be candles/the fireplace and a lamp in my office/game room..my wife will say "your father wants to see you".. my child will follow that candle towords the room..before he even say a word i'll say "have a seat and close the door on your way in"...i'll be sitting on a big chair behind my desk looking out at the window (hopefully looking down at the city in my condo)..i'll slowly turn around and say.."I've known you for many years..and this is the first time your teacher called me...and now youre hoping for forgiveness...youre teacher said youre failing class, youre not listening, youre chatting to much..and you got into a fight...what have i done to you to cause all of this..treating me with disrespect? your teacher call me on the day..of my day off..and youre asking for forgiveness? ..I'm gonna make you an offer you can not refuse.. A: you can get your ass beat naked B: i can take away you privilege for 3 weeks and beat your ass 3 times *child chooses option a or b* good Now kiss my ring..and get out of here"

[@MrNightwing99]

LOL the kiss my ring was a nice touch

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

k then?

[@alexmartin2038]

That's extra. And you know you ain't gonna do that lol ain't nobody got time for that

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

Can you upload part to as a reply? It cuts off after A:you for me. Also work on your your and you're and you to, two and too.

[@jimaun]

I'm mean candles

[@M3la102]

"My girl left me" 😂

[@VisionRecords3Grounds]

I love how he's so happy about his lyrics

[@autumnbabii16]

Lol my mom would say the same shit "did you win?"

[@carnelldiaries]

hahaa yes!

[@tysonblackmon6280]

Yep if you won my mom didn't even punish you.

[@autumnbabii16]

Lol she'd give that look like "...my nigga.." then tell me go upstairs

[@tysonblackmon6280]

IKR when you win its like they give so much respect

[@BravuraLeeVim]

Ahahaha

[@asscheekcheeseburgerswithm3019]

I been runnin through the 6 with my Apple Jacks 😂😂

[@ytds877]

Me: Dangit sorry Dad I broke a glass Dad: Yea cuz you been on that phone too much. Me: ???🤔🤨🤨

[@calebmartinez985]

One like = a round of applause for Dashie’s acting

[@christmasmiracle4006]

The first one was sssooooo funny..." all you wrap is dem gifts during Christmas and your barely good at dat shit" I'm sooo dead 💀

[@BugCatcherJoey]

My dad would kick my ass if I told him I wanted to become a rapper

[@giovanniocegueda9728]

good, rap is terrible

[@Juan_shot]

Who asked for your opinion?

[@More_Con]

+juan manuel who asked you to come to b this comment section?

[@Juan_shot]

Joshua Brown and who asked you to be on this comment section? :v

[@More_Con]

Who asked to use my same comeback?

[@melvick5954]

"Talking 'bout some Apple Jacks 😂

[@BrokeBot]

2:56 no lie, some parents do keep it real with you 😂

[@missball404]

lmao😂😂😂 most parents say what they want LMAO

[@Zyairewest]

missball404 exactly

[@labeebkhaledmirza201]

When he said 'SHIT', even I got scared!!

[@kdarrah17]

CWL ikr

[@workout9594]

My mum would tell me to be quite when i talk but she is yelling at me smh...

[@jamyrabelfield7767]

I hate when my dad always ask me to fix him something to drink and then he always come in the house yelling like damn chill out get in the house first

[@demond4449]

I hate it when, I clean my room for 1 hour, then I go on my phone, my mom sees me and says "why are you on your phone, why don't you do anything but chat with your friends on the phone, go read a book now!!"

[@shadowgamer8575]

Sad Commenter omg same

[@albaraachorbaji]

Demon D lol, then when you read a book they start telling you to move your ass, like, make up your mind!!!!

[@demond4449]

Scorpio213 ikr

[@Eugorea]

Yo Tpindell this was the funniest thing iv'e seen all day fam

[@carnelldiaries]

True!

[@journeywjaada]

The CarnellDIARIES 💀💀💀 yo how many youtubners do you watch ?

[@yourbiggestfan5710]

My mom wants me to grab her something when it is two feet away from her so that she doesn't have to get up

[@im.justjerry]

My parents ask me to go get something for them when im across the house... and someone else is closer to what she wants

[@tanishagreene5578]

same

[@cuppycakes149]

Phrasing

[@nelsonpineda8047]

Same

[@Isaac-zp1eq]

4:30 WASNT EXPECTING THAT!!!😂😂😂

[@ajbethekidd]

My parents always say what they want to say. 😂

[@alexandream1937]

xd same

[@jalalkader2991]

like you're profile

[@dontcryboutit]

+Son Goffu your* not you're. that wouldn't make sense putting you're

[@ajbethekidd]

+Son Goffu Thx m8 unlike him^^^^ I'm not a English teacher's son. ╰(￣ 3￣)╯

[@nightster4435]

+Dylan Reale let people say things they want to say instead of being a grammar nazi

[@iamBriii]

Dont you hate it when your mom tells u to put something up and you sit there for like 5 seconds and your about to get up and your moms like I WASNT MAKING A SUGGESTION I TOLD YOU TO PUT SOMETHING UP SO DO IT I hate that it makes me mad 😬😡

[@kingcoldcuts7260]

Bri Playzz SAMMMEEEE

[@NayAKAZRULES]

Bri Playzz you are very slow

[@elijahotero7996]

Bri Playzz i feel you bro

[@New_Belt]

Elijah Otero same here

[@nickgt1880]

Bri Playzz Yep

[@swagg6677]

I remember when my dad called my name like he was in trouble...... He called he in to get him the remote and guess what?!?!! It was right next to him 😂😂😂😂

[@tonettegreen6995]

Lol about the first one my parents did not even let me pick what i wanted to be when i was 7 and had to pick what i wanted to be when i grow up my parents said lawyer i was never allowed to be what i wanted

[@daijsha4858]

NO MORE HIP HOP IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE!!! IM DONE!!

[@kylajohnson5723]

+Daijsha Croskey lol

[@selfmadecj3308]

All Families heh...we gone lose thatt SHITT!!!!

[@User-vd9lu]

+Daijsha Croskey (loud) *SHIT* !!! killed my ears i was listening with my headphones on

[@fadedtv7903]

When i get into fights my parents ask: Did you win? And if i won i dont get grounded but if i lose i get grounded

[@damarehoward6781]

FaDeD Tv wtf😂😂😂😂

[@angelbianchi8580]

FaDeD Tv you must get grounded a lot

[@mebeatmymeat9323]

I got in a fight and won and my bitch ass mom still grounded me

[@wolfgangcloutcapo675]

FaDeD Tv I'll lie if I didn't win

[@layanaayala953]

God I’m laughing to death 🤣🤣🤣

[@ohwow4784]

I straight up thought the thumbnail was Key and Peele😂😂