What Asian Parents Hear VS. what you say

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[@TheDarkPlace00]

“But I got the highest grade in the class.” “I’m in the dumbest class in school!” 😂

[@sora_gaming1]

" But I got the highest grade in the top class in the prestigious school in the world." "I'm the dumbest student in the planet"

[@YouTubetail]

😂

[@PapadKumarOfficial]

Son : "Only 1 student was ahead of me in the test" Father : "Only 1 student had appeared for exam except you.. "

[@altrightz]

Translate this: I am proud of you

[@Omega-jg4oq]

Yeah, he should have been smarter than all of his teachers combined

[@arielcahn7728]

"I accidentally thought I was from a white family" absolutely destroyed me. You're a very funny guy, Steven. XD

[@corneliusdinkmeyer2190]

Me too!!! Had me cracking up!

[@sapphiregamgee4773]

I'm from a white family! Where's my gap year? Was I absent the day they handed those out?

[@TheColonelCookiez]

@@sapphiregamgee4773 IKR?!?!?!

[@Konotori48]

my life

[@VishnuDhaduk-cf2yu]

i died when he said the kidnaped one like i literally started chokeing because of my laughter

[@weesamexpress6730]

"I want to make my own decisions" Parents: "I want to be disrespectful and throw away my dreams"

[@tammybeach5052]

😂

[@dayzlove4994]

No, it's "I thought since we were in America I had free will."

[@LisaTao]

@@dayzlove4994haha you wish 😂

[@revanchists]

"I feel sick" = "I'm on my phone 24 hours a day"

[@birdyashiro1226]

Omg😭

[@anumanuel2935]

😢

[@anumanuel2935]

😢

[@anumanuel2935]

😢

[@anumanuel2935]

😢

[@spot1ace]

"Can we have something other than rice dad?" --"I do not want to be asian anymore"

[@JWilz]

Ah, when something gets ruined for you and everyone who doesn't understand thinks that's what you are

[@I_killed_that_beard_guy]

"I am forgetting my culture, and want to be a slave of white people"

[@digitalprincesses]

@@JWilz You nailed it!

[@The_Real_SmolOrTem]

technically just eat fried rice. although this joke is pretty funny this is what a 2 sentence horror story sounds like isn't it

[@ski3r3n]

there's always rice noodles

[@daniel_ghax]

"I dont like rice" "I love you dad" "I became a lawyer/doctor"

[@Noone129]

“I want to starve to death” “I want to still live with my parents” “I am a failure who still hasn’t started a business, join Chinese army, astronaut along with doctor and lawyer.”

[@surlo69]

translation: "im a spoiled brat who can only eat 5 star meals" "i have cancer" "i am now your wallet"

[@TumblinWeeds]

@@surlo69perfect translation rh

[@Theleaderofdoggiearmy]

I don’t like rice = Disown me. I love you dad = I’m saying sorry because I broke the rice cooker. I became a lawyer = I’m not a doctor and homeless. I became a doctor = I’m not a lawyer and homeless.

[@27slan]

Things I wonder what they sound like translated: “I want to become a gamer” “Hey, there’s a pair of sandals for sale” “I forgot what 2 + 2 is” Luv ur vids! Keep up the good work Steven He!!

[@Vet_Sniper21]

"Dad, I think you're gaslighting me." "You were adopted."

[@munkhjargalchimiddorj4123]

"can I get a PS5", "I want to throw away 100s of dollas and become nearly blind and lazy"

[@AIRH00D]

"I wanna make a stylish and trendy haircut" Family: "I wanna be the most vicious and notorious gang member"

[@Moon-oh1fj]

🤣🤣🤝damn true

[@StevenHe]

“I just want a regular haircut that’s not a buzzcut” “I’ve already joined a gang”

[@ZoraDoesStuff]

Lol

[@ZoraDoesStuff]

@@StevenHeI LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!!!

[@kevinnear5855]

@StevenHe, Dad we ran out of rice

[@canliu7191]

The "give me fruit" part is so real. They don't like to express emotions but food is their love language.

[@petrowegynyolc7108]

Same with my non-Asian parents. Both my brother and me had moved out looong ago but she still unable to cook for less than 4 people.

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

I know a few European-born people who moved to Canada because their family love language (food) was becoming a risk for their health.

[@AlOfNorway]

God this has me dying. The truth is that people were not emotional before. They handled and accepted life as it is. Emotionality is a western invention spread by Hollywood and social media. It’s the dawn of selfishness, truly. Food was a massive part of their communication. Well, action was actually what was communication, and not words, and even less feelings. Today we have emotional people who can’t do shiet about your emotions 😂 as they’re too busy with their own. At least you got some fruit by the elders 😂

[@Diai4919]

My mother is like that too. Every time she yells at me, she takes me to eat delicious food. It seems that because my mother didn’t have enough to eat as a child, being given food for free was considered a form of care and love. At least I can imagine that my grandparents "protected" my mother in this way (although they beat my mother at every turn, which caused my mother to have an excessive temper and made me a little manic.).

[@seekingabsolution1907]

That is so sweet.

[@Wolvyre]

"I want to buy this" = "I don't understand the value of money"

[@neelamgawas8852]

"Dad, i'm going to be a father" "I have added an extra failure to this family." "Dad I am going to be a nice parent to my kid." "I am going going to make your grandson a failure just like me." 💀💀

[@tuck295q]

"Anyway, I don't want to have kids anymore." "You fail as a man,"

[@luna-bd9tq]

Kid: "I have completed my studies and homework so can I play games?" Parent: "I want to fail in math and ruin my eyes"

[@gustavodurocher]

Ruin my eyes HAUAJEISJEIDJEJR

[@EstherCole]

My mum threw out my sister's gameboy to protect her eyes ❤

[@amandafolsom8271]

Gold comment 😭🤣🤣

[@Ch3vstar]

I think this is correct but I'm not Asian so I'm not sure

[@gidthekid8445]

The sliced fruit joke was absolute gold.

[@StevenHe]

🔥🔥🔥 ah yes. The sign of love

[@Exp_Playz]

this dude got reply what the haill....

[@kaisun4867]

And it's actually true just saying I live in singapore

[@JWilz]

​@@StevenHePlease help me to understand why if you are not going to eat your rice you could be served an orange sliced in half

[@Magn1004]

Yeah that was absolute gold

[@riggidyspice]

“Can I stay home from school today” Family: “I really want to ruin my family’s good reputation”

[@meme_arrow]

"I wanna do a hobby other than piano." "I want to do drugs."

[@tamimatharemadi]

"Can i meet my cousin" "No, your inner failure cannot and will not comprehend his achievements"

[@_ovum]

😂

[@rudy820618]

"Although Timmy (cousin) are wildly successful and is 9, he probably talks disrespectfully behind my back with Steven and try to convince him to start a rebellion against my authority."

[@jeusmarcomascarina4102]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip6oZoF-h81mr8U his daughter I guess

[@patrickwalker6698]

Lmao that's cold!

[@hershgames4257]

"Hey dad! I just got 5 masters in Harvard, running 16 jobs at the same time, won 2 Nobel prizes, won all of the Oscars, became the highest earning person in the solar system, and I know plenty of instruments, including all of them, but I still can't cook rice."

[@aayushkondvilkar7d352]

Still stopid

[@Oishii.Tamashii.]

*Grabs slipper*

[@PapadKumarOfficial]

Translation : "I am a worthless loser who uses up his entire earnings on a cook for cooking the most easiest dish in the entire multiverse."

[@slyngn7847]

Dad: "Zero survival skills and will starve to death."

[@MichaelRivera-ek3cq]

I hope he translates this one in the next video

[@mitrashailendra3817]

"I want a calculator!" "I aspire to be stoopid!"

[@JDMinoong]

"Give me sliced oranges on a plate" hits me hard

[@theoneandonlynova24]

"I'm too stressed" = "Give me tutoring that lasts 25 hours every day, 8 days a week"

[@mreathaoof588]

5 weeks per month 13 months per year

[@SpammingY-pp2ru]

With a minimum passing grade of Z+ (It had to loop around to get any higher)

[@i_hadeee_]

@@SpammingY-pp2ru It should be A^+

[@SpammingY-pp2ru]

@@i_hadeee_ Oh, my bad, my bad

[@i_hadeee_]

@@SpammingY-pp2ru lol take it easy bruh

[@K-16]

The sliced oranges wasn't randomly made up. This exact scenario is a thing in my family. I am legitimately confirming this. I had a flashback and forgot this was a joke.

[@gracehowell.]

I'm sending you internet hugs. I know it won't help much, but I'm sending them anyway.

[@MsGnor]

@@gracehowell. why??? dude **clearly asked for** sliced oranges 😂🟠🧡🟠🧡🤗😂

[@CenturyBlade]

Sleeper agent activation moment 😂

[@quiksilver0000]

YES. In my family it's pears. The more you want something, the more pears they force feed us.

[@dhruvamehrotra1975]

I had flashbacks of apples. But yeah this is definitely reality.

[@Commanederdef6000]

"But I'm going to Harverd Univercity" Trancelate it next time

[@critica77y77]

"My university education isn't anywhere close to as high-quality as it used to be, is only seen as elite because of brand association and even that's faltering, and will end up being a waste of money unless I graduate and enter the workforce fast enough to get on a career track before the business world's rose-tinted glasses in regards to the school come off."

[@yukinaaishi6805]

it’s funny how relatable this is as an Asian

[@luqx8483]

"I think I'm sick" Steven's dad: "I am addicted to video games"

[@duskgleam4634]

im addict to you

[@fredbear_entertainment437]

​@@duskgleam4634steven's dad:i failed tis comment and me life

[@rudy820618]

"I'm lazy and don't want to go to school or engage in any responsibility until I am 35"

[@user-pt4ht7wv2n]

"I wanna study film" "I think we are out of milk"💀

[@kimberlys8422]

There's a wise phrase, "Children crave structure" I'm so jealous of Asian kids; I love my parents but they were wishy washy and focused on midlife crises during a time we needed help with school work.

[@rgill2910]

Thank you for helping us appreciate our culture. Often we bemoan the difficult things, but we also have a lot to be thankful for, particularly for parents who are very concerned for us about our future.

[@Crysoftheoksis]

Meanwhile me from Indonesia: "I wanna drink some Ice Tea" "I want to cough 24/7"

[@emily.soulsby]

"I love you" "What do you want"

[@araigomi_nxs]

kid: washing the dishes and cleaning the house parents: so, what do you want

[@user-go2ld4ti6r]

@@araigomi_nxs That actually mean he have a B in one class.

[@chriskush650]

My sister in a nutshell?😂

[@logannicholson1850]

“I want to become an educator” = “i want to teach more people failure”

[@miscielrossvillegas6307]

According to my dad it also means "I am a failure" 😂

[@user-uq7jm4ix1n]

Lol OK can...

[@MinhHoang-ky4cj]

“I enjoy watching men dance with their shirt’s half-off” Got me rolling on the ground😂😂

[@elvisgratton6328]

"i aspire to be homeless"😂your the most PERFECT person to make funny videos ❤️

[@admiral_HiHi]

“I aspire to be homeless!” 😂😂😂😂 that cracked me up. 1:78 “we are out of milk” NAAHHHH 😂😂😂

[@StevenHe]

🤫 most people didn’t get that joke

[@JWilz]

​@@StevenHeyou have milk?

[@Bee-eautiful]

@@StevenHeno way they don't, there's absolutely no way

[@justaguywithcoolusername]

​@@StevenHeIt meant you were out of ideas .. right ??

[@Indolthir]

Could you explain the joke? Please?😅@@StevenHe

[@sannyer633]

"I want to be a doctor/lawyer" "I love my parents"

[@I_killed_that_beard_guy]

Engineering too

[@patrickreynolds5463]

​@@I_killed_that_beard_guyThat's a cope 😂

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

"I aspire to be homeless" "I never want to move out"

[@I_killed_that_beard_guy]

@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 moving out isn't a thing in Asia like it's in west countries, you only move out for a purpose like for studies or job

[@palynshupe2072]

“I want to be a lawyer but do Chick-fil-a as a side job for fun” “I aspire to be a failure”

[@janesteffaniecrundwell2033]

Their gonna be the best trio ever in a lifetime.

[@evansrodriguez7856]

"I watch anime." Go wild Steven

[@hunmenbeingw9733]

“I watch porn with enemy.”

[@yongkahkian1264]

​@@hunmenbeingw9733that's anime series kill la kill

[@LTMdudeplays]

@@hunmenbeingw9733wtf

[@the_randomgame_porson_333]

whats that mean? =/@@hunmenbeingw9733​

[@thomasguerrini7285]

@@hunmenbeingw9733 LOLOLOLOL

[@SoloDragonBG]

"I Listen To K-Pop Every Now And Then" - "I enjoy watching men dance, with their shirts half off!" Got Me Rolling

[@grinder4907]

As a K pop enjoyer I confirm that😂

[@user-in8qh3zf9d]

Jpop is better

[@SoloDragonBG]

ok, but thats kinda weird....@@grinder4907

[@SoloDragonBG]

Jamaican pop lol @@user-in8qh3zf9d

[@WillMcConnell-hv4xd]

Me too

[@daviddimitrov3696]

"I wanna work at a job i enjoy." Parents: "Working at a job you like is how you become homeless"

[@Shadowthevampire]

Also its fun to see your crew on screen this days aswell keep up the funny videos!

[@axemom1]

"I got some money from grandma" = "here is some money for you Dad"

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAAAAA

[@user-zf8fg1mj2p]

So ture

[@t0nyxgq]

Don't you mean "here is some money FROM your dad?" We all know Chinese grandmas don't work.

[@harshithasingh]

​@@StevenHedo you speak hahaha language because Google put a Google translate to English under it

[@subjectplayer50]

“I’m in the dumbest class ever” got my dying 😂

[@whitewolf1610]

It's just so true 😂😂😂

[@BURZT_YT]

"In school"

[@verentyee5413]

That is one of my favorite lines too! This skit has so many excellent jokes!!!

[@Skybert88]

That right there is on the same level of "emotional damage". I really love how this father character is coming along

[@Hydrogen5]

@@BURZT_YT In Seoul

[@user-ot9tc6iy9k]

" I want to start a company = I want to waste money and be homeless forever " Asian translation 😂😂😂

[@OscarWelton-Rosie]

I love how whatever Nathan says, Steven always has a comeback

[@Hanz_Otto]

"I would like to be a photographer" "I'm aspire to be Failure" my parents lol

[@StevenHe]

I can confirm that is correct

[@unknowngameryt5542]

@@StevenHe yes very much

[@ember1794]

Same with artist 🎨!!

[@BigfootOBrien]

@@StevenHe That's not nice. Do better. "I would like to be photographer" = "I actually want to be a photographer"

[@Arcental]

"I want to be a game developer" vs "I want to be a software engineer in a game studio" vs "I want to be a software engineer"

[@gamerz_world_gaming_channel]

i want to be a game developer

[@philipdillard1581]

Child - "I want to be an Electrician" What would the Asian Parent translation be?

[@SefyZero]

I aspire to be homeless

[@alitcher4425]

YESSSS

[@Adam-gd6pp]

When I told my Korean grandfather I was going to college for engineering, he was uneasy and disappointed because I wasn't going to be a doctor.

[@rons3634]

"I accidentally thought I was from a white family". Damn, that cracked me up. If you want to find yourself, look down. There you are. If you are too lazy to do that, there's a mirror in the bathroom and you can check there the next time you need to take a pi$$.

[@ranirathi3379]

plz do this for me, Steven - "i need a mental health day"; "i need my personal space and self-care time".

[@kirillmaslyaev2430]

"I am childfree" "I am allergic to rice" "I found evidence of you cheating, dad"

[@rishondesilva6014]

"i cannot talk to a girl and wish to die single" "i am a bsian, not an asian" "my son is the best son in the world. i'm so proud of him"

[@eft94530]

1 2 Tell me about my cousin T*O*mmy

[@calvin8214]

"I want to dye my hair" = "I want to look like a rain frog" "I want to take a break" = "I aspire to be a failure" "I got a B in math" = "You should have given birth to BBQ Pork" "I want to buy a cool game" = "I want to waste money on useless things" "Are you proud of me?" = "Give me a whole orange sliced up on a plate" "Can we have something other than rice?" = "I forgot I'm actually Asian"

[@DanKen139]

😂The last one is a good one..

[@SolomonTeoh]

LEGENDARY

[@quackeroo4553]

I read this in Stephen's dads voice 😂

[@DooledStudiosYT]

@@quackeroo4553SAME BRO!

[@JerryCan101]

@@quackeroo4553 Honestly the best way to read it

[@Wubsy96]

It's amazing how each Asian hates/dislike the same thing but for different reasons.

[@carolafricangirl6836]

"I aspire to be homeless" haha...I think Asian parents are twins of African parents!😂😂😂😂😂

[@LiefLayer]

"For once I would like pasta/risotto instead of rice" -> "I accidentally thought I was from an Italian family"

[@pedroferrandi2345]

As an Italian I agree

[@haz1432]

"I don't want to be a doctor" = "I want to live in the subway" "I want to be a farmer" = "give me a spank" "I can't speak Chinese" = "I have no respect to ancestor"

[@gabesisneros136]

Perfect! Everything the whole sketch, Perfect. Also the sliced oranges lines lol

[@yu8130]

"I want a phone." "I dont want my eyes anymore."

[@bretterry8356]

Could you please translate the following: "I'm thinking of joining the army." "I need some new shoes." "I want to become a chef." "I'm dating a white girl." "I fell asleep in math class." "I can't eat shrimp. I'm allergic to shellfish." "Can I borrow the car this weekend?"

[@therockoof497]

YES PLEASE

[@RandoStaRR]

OH I LOVE ALLLLL OF THESE

[@Deja117]

You forgot one... Okay a few. Most importantly. "I'm allergic to peanuts" and "Olive oil".

[@charleneji6759]

@@Deja117 This is goooood. 😀

[@gamer-san8923]

"I'm thinking of joining the army." = "I wanna die early." "I need some new shoes." = "I'm broke and a failure like my old pair of shoes." "I want to become a chef." = "I want to be a minimum wage worker for the rest of my life." "I'm dating a white girl." = "I am delusional and need some sleep." "I fell asleep in math class." = "I want to be a failure who cannot memorize the multiplication table for the rest of my life." "I can't eat shrimp. I'm allergic to shellfish." = "I am so weak unlike my ancestors who fought against the colonists and won." "Can I borrow the car this weekend?" = "I want to impress a girl that I'm not a failure even though that I am and I'm crashing it to the tree."

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

"I got a job at ." "I want a lecture about my unborn businessman cousin."

[@ChickenOFStudios]

I got a job at starbucks. I want a LECTURE ABOUT MY UNBORN BUISENESSMAN COUSIN!

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

“I enjoy watching men dance without half their shirts” Sounds like StevenHe is talking about Chan, that man doesn’t own a normal T-shirt 😂

[@IvysVineYT-jy6ud]

“ what dose rizz mean” or “ you got no rizz”

[@Cringe_Controller_Cameron]

“I’m such a failure” Steven’s Dad: “Everybody run, they’re becoming self-aware!”

[@craftboy041]

100th 👍

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:51 Acts of Service is the Asian Parent’s preferred love language. “I traumatised you because I actually love you. If I don’t rile you up, will I do that to the neighbour’s child?”

[@ashleysfanfics1412]

So true

[@ShayneOfficial]

That "Disown me!" was very personal.

[@GR8NE55]

Stephen popping up randomly saying, "I aspire to be homeless" in different ways had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LordEredor]

It's not funny as it really is an Asian thing no matter where you are in the world. You can only be a doctor, engineer, lawyer, accountant or anything within those categories.. Anything else will make you homeless...

[@talezshadid]

"I think we're out of milk" destroyed me lol

[@GvozdeniGrom]

@@LordEredor Yesss... every single parent originating from or living upon the territorially largest continent in the world, which also holds more than half the entire population of this great planet of ours fits into your narrow ignorant stereotypes. Bless us with more of your wisdom, oh great sage of the redneck and/or neckbeard path. There is a stark difference between nothing stereotypes based in truth and fact and lampooning them as Steven He so masterfully does, and making wide, sweeping, unsubstantiated claims like you did. Notably, the first makes one funny and humorous, the later makes one sound like an idiot.

[@alicez5016]

@@LordEredortrue

[@Pls_subscribe_to_Hahahokjkl2]

Same

[@tigerdactyl6958]

"My generation has the worst struggles." translation "I did not have to travel to school uphill both ways while fighting off bears during a snowstorm on the hottest day of the year." or something like that.

[@seameology]

My German rural Minnesota farmer's daughter mother said that. It's universal.

[@user-vn6bm5li7s]

"I'm not hungry for dinner." *pulls out stick* "Disown me."

[@bekzodjonisamiddinov7623]

As much as Satire this is, it's so relatable😭

[@smallmj2886]

"Please smack me with whatever convenient footwear you are currently wearing." Just be glad that you aren't Dutch.

[@Dongfang_Qingcang]

those wooden shoes 😂

[@Misty_way]

... yeah, luckily the parents I've seen here (the Netherlands) either don't have the "klompen" (the so-called wooden shoes) or don't wear them often. The only parent I've seen with such dangerous "conveniently available" footwear is my grandpa, and he isn't one for using them for anything but gardening.

[@smallmj2886]

@@Misty_way My Dutch mother-in-law apparently used to take off a Klompen and wave it as a threat. Don't know if she ever used it.

[@Misty_way]

@@smallmj2886 well let's hope not, a single "klomp" falling from a table (grandpa was cleaning them) once broke his big toe, so I would imagine both of them, "klompen" is the multiple, would break the all the toes 😨😖

[@IGuessIAmNotImportant]

"I think this is very spicy" Asian Parents Translation; "I think i am white and so weak"

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAAAA yeah I’ve gotten disappointed looks from not handling spice

[@sandyscheeks9210]

😂😂😂😂

[@poyopowerplant]

"Could I please have a break?" = "Never talk to me again"

[@kamalkrishnabaral]

"I want a pet cat/dog/cow."

[@GlowingRoseDoesGeo]

"Dad, we ran out of rice."

[@thanakritb.9104]

"Beijing Embassy, we have a humanitarian crisis!"

[@hunmenbeingw9733]

Dad, we will starve to death.

[@wolfstern8279]

@@thanakritb.9104 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jsdclight]

No more wives for muslims unless u find the golden grain and turn christian

[@user-ei4uo7er4y]

"We have rice at home."

[@ytisforbackup]

1. I am stressed 2. I am depressed 3. Can i have love marriage 4. I don't want to have kids 5. I don't want to marry As an asian, I am confident this would be fun when translated!

[@JWilz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6rZamNrhpeio7cfeature=shared

[@JWilz]

You have to learn to pace yourself Pressure You're just like everybody else Pressure You've only had to run so far So good But you will come to a place Where the only thing you feel Are loaded guns in your face And you'll have to deal with Pressure You used to call me paranoid Pressure But even you can not avoid Pressure You turned the tap dance into your crusade Now here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice You have no scars on your face And you cannot handle pressure All grown up and no place to go Psych 1, Psych 2 What do you know? All your life is Channel 13 Sesame Street What does it mean? I'll tell you what it means Pressure Pressure Don't ask for help You're all alone Pressure You'll have to answer To your own Pressure I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale But here you are in the ninth Two men out and three men on Nowhere to look but inside Where we all respond to Pressure Pressure All your life is Time magazine I read it too What does it mean? Pressure I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale But here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice You have no scars on your face And you cannot handle pressure Pressure, pressure One, two, three, four Pressure

[@alexlapa546]

"I managed to get 99% on the test!" "i am a total failure." "I managed to get 100% on the test!" "i cheated and i am going to be homeless."

[@guywithaface887]

Sliced fruit on a plate hit way to close to home 😂😂😂

[@Xelaria]

As someone who wants to study both film and music and is half Asian by blood. My parents: “I want half a house”

[@mowaiken2002101]

i will finish your sentence for you " -- made of cardboard box, under the bridge, alone"

[@anidiot4558]

“I can’t keep living like this anymore…” “I need more cram schools and tutoring because I have too much free time”

[@doniyorerkinov2243]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@yessir12342]

0:39 “I’m in the dumbest class eve-“ 😂

[@CRG4242]

The collab we never asked for but needed it

[@PokhrajRoy.]

0:39 THIS WAS ALWAYS MY GET OUT OF JAIL CARD. “Only 2 people did better than me.”

[@owentan6322]

why can you not be better than those 2 people?

[@carolemerle9995]

@@owentan6322 Great comeback lol

[@PapadKumarOfficial]

YOU HAVE ONLY 3 STUDENTS IN YOUR CLASS!!!

[@unitred1324]

You can't even score higher than 2 students

[@Kknewkles]

@@unitred1324 "No dad that's now how math works" Dad: \*removes slippers\* "I can count to two" You made me laugh btw 😂

[@roughsketch_07]

"Why do you love Timmy so much? He's not even your son."

[@techwithrg45]

"Dad I want to get my ass whooped" 😂😂

[@yichenchai7583]

The best trio.

[@ashfalcons44]

"I wanna be a video game designer" *"I aspire to be homeless"*

[@GuakEmole]

“Hey, dad? I’m gonna go study.”

[@user-un1hn2kp3b]

Ian and Steven :000 amazing duo

[@Weirdream.s]

... "I'm in the dumbest class in school" Choked and spit out my water

[@IanBoggs]

Wait where did Ian go for the rest of the video 💀 anyways loved the vid guys! Just wish I could be in one someday 😪

[@StevenHe]

😂😂😂

[@tamimatharemadi]

Bro got ignored 😅

[@velkanzi]

He was doing illegal activities.

[@InfinityBH]

​@@tamimatharemadiFr 💀

[@TheInsolence0verseer]

Finally nobody just wanting to respond to a famous KZbinr with dumb questions

[@DJ-Frostbite64]

"I want to dye my hair." Parents: "I want to waist money and become homeless."

[@charbelatieh-vp4eq]

"I can't cook rice!" Parents: "I want to be a failure"

[@likebot.]

"Dad, may I borrow the car Friday evening?"

[@redflame300]

So, you don't trust your da to drive you around.

[@petrowegynyolc7108]

Isn't it the same as the "I thought I was born into a white family"?

[@dragonsteamworks6675]

"I am going to go engage in illegal activities in the next town."

[@tilasole3252]

​@@dragonsteamworks6675this one 🤣

[@vodienvodien4458]

"He's gonna hook up some call girls and bring HIV back to our house"

[@992x4]

Kid: I put the dishes in the dishwasher. Parent: I have officially destroyed the priced family silvers

[@seileach67]

Kid: You told me to put them in there! You pointed at them on the table and said "load the dishwasher, lazy!" Parent: I want to be hit with the most convenient footwear

[@UpliftBark]

DUDE THATS ART!!! ITS SO GOOD!!! lol!

[@milesbergman7985]

"I have no homework today" "I Skipt school today"

[@amoghgharpuresva]

Me: I can play piano and guitar Steven: You want to be homeless at twice the speed

[@beautifulplaces2703]

I want to make youtube videos where I play piano and guitar ...

[@OPFOR_ANIMATIONS]

​@@beautifulplaces2703 "You want to be homeless and embarrass yourself in front of others"

[@sandyscheeks9210]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diyeana]

1:58 I love that Stephen had to say the FBI joke is a joke. 😂

[@44Hd22]

„Can you help me with my homework?“

[@BumblebeeARG-ny9pp]

I'm a Doctor/ I don't have a job/ I'm not a Doctor/ My wife is a lawyer or the breadwinner

[@beastassassinator6893]

'I am 18 years old and I really want you to respect my decisions.', 'I want to learn litlearly anything else than school and piano.', 'Can you ride me to school I missed my bus.', 'My friends mean a lot to me', 'I slept 10sec after my bedtime', 'I am eight years old and i want to be an astronaut.', 'I want to skip school today because the portion in school is complete & i dislocated my arm, vomited 3 buckets of vomit, my tooth is on fire, lost my toe somewhere in the closet, gave auditions for an actor, have used vicks and no result', 'I am creator of emotional damage meme.', 'I wanna be a youtuber.'

[@zackcat108]

2:32 2:32

[@gamingxd9491]

"i wanna tie my hair back" Dad: "I want princess treatment"

[@mintypasta2official]

"Hey dad, can i get a phone?" would probably be funny