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@jackdenham754723 күн бұрын
i like to hit walls
@TrippyTrash199922 күн бұрын
By far the most heart shattering thing I’ve ever seen was a young women in a t shirt and underwear crying. She had a complete breakdown and I wanted to ask her what’s wrong but I’m a man and was homeless too. So I was afraid she’d be scared of me approaching her. In her defense I was very unkept, have RBF and I’m not very social so I suck at sounding soft and compassionate. My heart still hurts for her. I desperately hope she something or will soon. Even just couch surfing. Anything that’s a roof over her head… Looking back I still wish I at least stood at a distance and asked if she wanted the sandwich I had or something. Just a kind gesture to say “hey, I care and I’m a safe person.” But I didn’t because out there it’s way to easy to be mislabeled and drowned by rumors. If she acted afraid of me and somebody saw it I’d be beat up for something I never did. That’s just how it is on the streets… no one cares about the truth. If you’re a woman or very social your words get priority from the good people out there. And you *do not* want to end up with the bad ones! Once you’re with them you get blacklisted by the good ones. There’s many good people out there due to rent, cost of living, mental health and substances. Way more good people than bad ones. So being blacklisted can easily get you killed. Usually just beat up but if someone doesn’t like you and says a bad enough lie it’s lights out. Game over. You’re done. :( I’m not homeless anymore but that life still affects me to this day. And I haven’t seen that woman ever since that day
@TrippyTrash199922 күн бұрын
1:08:15 2 embarrassing but funny ones: 1. at a restaurant I burped as acid came up my throat and sounded like a dying pelican choking on oil 😭😂😂🫠 2. I let out a major fart during the act in the sheets once… we laughed so hard for so long we couldn’t continue! 😂😂😂
@CosmoCide246 күн бұрын
Why did you include the time stamp- just to tell your stories- zero reference about the timestamp. Genius.
@CosmoCide246 күн бұрын
Why did you include the time stamp- just to tell your stories- zero reference about the timestamp. Genius.
@DrIgnacious23 күн бұрын
I don't mind the long videos. I work on a sewing machine all day and this channel doesn't run too lazy ad breaks.
@EddieTruckingAdventures23 күн бұрын
Story 2 is heartbreaking
@crystalweible15222 күн бұрын
What the hell is the video game in the background?! Why would anybody skateboard head on into oncoming traffic, rocket powered or not?! WOW, I'm dumb struck!😳
@DarthDestiny0723 күн бұрын
Oh-ho! Day 3 of 3 hour videos! Am I the Genius? is most certianly spoiling us! Just don't burn yourself out doing this, ok? AITG, your health matters, too!
@WhiteOuted2.012 күн бұрын
Now i am all for not abusing your children but the child in story 2 is going to be my breaking point
@HellishSoul22 күн бұрын
The 2nd one nearly got me crying
@crystalweible15222 күн бұрын
I made it to 15min. 😢 The human race sucks. The way we treat each other is deplorable. 😥
@I_am_Areeba17 күн бұрын
Even animals are better than us in some cases. 😢
@lynnepaquette41244 күн бұрын
2nd story made me tear up. That poor man.
@Dorvin5523 күн бұрын
I just want to hug ppls.
@HannahSiemer8 күн бұрын
Oh yes, and then there is the immortal moment for my high school days. I had some kind of bug, couldn’t have told you what, but made it so I felt as though I were peeing out the wrong end, that’s the best scripture I have. I went to my state school for the blind, and I was part of the residential program, and we had three nurses. There was the morning nurse, seem to be OK with me, the afternoon nurse who had it out for me for some strange reason, I called her Myrtle the turtle for this reason, and the late Late night, nurse Mrs. Woodyard, who I loved to pieces. She exactly what I meant, but for the life of me, I could never understand why they she gave me and my roommate, a half bottle of Gatorade to share. At the time, I was particularly prone to illness, I couldn’t, so the next morning I can’t get a shower for the freaking life of me because every, what feels like 10 seconds I have to go use the bathroom, again. Some kind of infection, I stayed home all weekend and then into that next Monday, just happen to be 1 May, 1 May 2012, year that are 2013, I know it’s women 2012 because I still had the one professor for English. Absolutely hilarious, however, his humor was a bit dry so it would take someone like me if you’ve been to figure out what he meant. Many other fables. If you live in United States, you know it May 1, 2012 means, if you don’t, I’m not going to spell it out for you here. I don’t want to offend anyone. But I said around since I got home, in sweatpants, my G.I. tract was that reactive. I have a small collection of sweatpants for that specific reason.
@HannahSiemer10 күн бұрын
That mentioning of white trash, reminds me of a very painful moment in my high school education. I went to a specialist school for a blind in this beautiful country in the beautiful state of Ohio, I was very sheltered, and they wanted to stump me into, that happens as pigs, flying, Just give some background for the winds up ending. OK, so the summer of my sophomore year of high school I decided I’m going to read gone with the wind. Why? Because I’d read the outsiders for an eighth grade reading project and wondered why a bunch of Outcast city boys found something relatable and all the wind? The book, never got my answer, but I was exposed to a lot of different phrases in that beautiful book. Trash and white trash, whether you remember. Trash was obvious, or at least it was to me. I’m very sensitive to vocal tone, and I wasn’t reading. This is an audiobook, The words around the phrase told me what that meant, especially when said by Mami. White trash and leather hand was I didn’t quite understand. I never heard it before, and there are two things I will do when I don’t know. The first is to ask, I don’t think there’s anyone to ask. The president when I was very little, I didn’t know what a priority was, and so I marched up to my mother, while she was in the kitchen, and asked her what a priority was. Don’t remember what she said, do you understand it to this day. Back to this beautiful story. The second thing I will do is experiment. I brought the word up in class one day, and got my head, primarily chopped off. I now know what white trash is, and that there is such thing as black trash, I’m probably brown trash as well, we called them that. Don’t think I really like my history teacher after that, though, and didn’t help that he was going too slowly, but I was actually reading the chapters in the history book on my own time. As the story probably tells you I have profound vision issues and dictate on my comments, I am sorry for how garbled this became, summarily, not primarily.
@TheJessicaWarner8 күн бұрын
story 3 made me mad.
@HannahSiemer8 күн бұрын
My body betrays me daily basis, result of origin, act disorder, it’s a rare day with my body isn’t attempting to fall apart. I have a few examples. That involves the fact that I don’t see well, not completely blind, but close enough. The first, I was getting off the bus at the second college campus. I went to, forgot there were steps there, don’t ask me how that one happened, and it ended up pitching forward and leaning on my hands And Knees, badly scraping up one leg, that I can remember. Part of the problem was I was wearing my favorite skirt, I still have the darn thing, so I was almost doubly embarrassed, I have a bit of sense of how I might look. There’s also time recently when I was put on a GP one by my endocrinologist, I seem to have a strange reaction to medications. I list I’m allergic to one because the only time I took it. I ended up throwing up everything, although, after one of those Smuckers uncrossable sandwiches never tasted so good. I’ll spare the glory. For the GOP one story, that was the second diabetes med I’ve reacted poorly to. Although, unlike the first med, where it happened immediately upon first dosage, it took a month and a half for the symptoms to appear, the daily would appear will be random, and my entire G.I. tract would rebel my brain or the union during the American Civil War. It was not fun, partly because I couldn’t predict it would happen on, partly because that happening is just never fun, mainly because I can’t function. I also have a story with my body falling apart on me when I had sciatica and completely forgot to tell the ER docs that I am allergic to Percocet/oxycodone, anything above it? Blow it? That also works, but those two meds give me a terrible itchy, rash, however, I thought that the itchy rash would be the lesser of two evils, since the excruciating pain was doing the same thing as me being ILP, making it very difficult, not impossible to function please pardon the errors I am dictating this 1:07:34
@grey_coloredCATКүн бұрын
Wow, you commented 3 essays 😮
@CosmoCide246 күн бұрын
6:15 how would OP even know this? Return to Walmart in a few days and ask why the cashier was crying? I’m sure there would be too many answers as to why a Walmart cashier was in tears. I don’t believe op story. I sure hope that guy got sweet internet gratification like he hoped the story would bring- People.. your life has interesting moments like everyone else. Don’t make your life grandiose just to answer a Reddit thread. Just wait for the next question- or as the question yourself & answer it. I just want grown ass people to stop lying just to lie- just stop- you are not cooler, funnier, more insightful or more in touch with others when your intent is to deceive from the start. My X friend, Larry Alison couldn’t tell the truth abouut anything he., rest ☄️👍🤔🎉aw
@alexrobbins456613 күн бұрын
1:16:00 is so good lmaooo
@elijahzimel297022 күн бұрын
Reduce ads on Spotify I don’t want 20% of what I’m listening to to be ads
@raerose227815 күн бұрын
No creator has control over that, only Spotify!
@osmanbadroodin12316 күн бұрын
W parents in story 1
@A-Mixture22 күн бұрын
2nd is sad 😢
@dutchvanderbilt996923 күн бұрын
I'm kind of curious as to why the longer video format.
@UK.RoadsCyclingandTransport23 күн бұрын
I like it as I can listen to it while working or cycling home lol
@dutchvanderbilt996923 күн бұрын
@@UK.RoadsCyclingandTransport I can understand that I'm just curious as to the change.
@raerose227815 күн бұрын
Why not? I think it’s great! 👍
@donkthekongjr467021 күн бұрын
I love kimchi :)
@Greatawakeningishere13 күн бұрын
What is that game?
@Dornan7780223 күн бұрын
First story is terrible, but I can understand the parents perspective. That being that like any nuclear family, they would be expecting grandkids. And otherwise, it is kind of telling that the kid didn’t come out to them sooner in a more private setting, and they probably didn’t pick up on why they were meeting at the restaurant like this.
@GrahamLavelle-hn3sz23 күн бұрын
Having grandkids shouldn't be more important than your child. And the son probably didn't say anything because he figured the parents would react badly.
@johnclaybaugh953621 күн бұрын
Having heterosexual kids doesn't mean you'll have grandkids. A gay couple can be parenrs in various ways. And I wouldn't want that couple to be grandkids to my kids.
@GrahamLavelle-hn3sz23 күн бұрын
1st (22 seconds)
@Emu3935822 күн бұрын
W parents in first story
@TrippyTrash199922 күн бұрын
Last one I gotta say: I clogged the toilet with 5 months of constipation… my roommate told my other roommate whoever did that needed an exorcism 💀🫠🥲😅😂😂😂