What Religion Would Audio Reviewers Be?

[@4thewinir344]

I just discovered your channel with your epic dismantling of Andrew Robinson with the Yamaha 801 video. I subscribed immediately! Please keep exposing these ‘reviewers’ in your style. You have my viewership.

[@scientificaudiophile]

Welcome aboard!

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

🤣 This is spot on. Do Steve Huff, that dude thinks dead people are talking to him through an old handheld radio 📻 And im not even joking

[@scientificaudiophile]

I’ve seen some of that. I wish I’d get 50k views talking to ghosts.

[@susokraut3169]

Yes, I almost binged serveral videos of his on that channel. First I though that guy must be literally crazy (he even explains in detail how he improved his self-designed aparatus etc), but now I think he is just a scrupulous sales man, as he is a shill in his crazy hifi channel.

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

@@scientificaudiophile Gee there are some gullible people in the world, it's frightening actually. Talking to ghosts is one thing, claiming they're talking to you is next level batshit looney tunes 😵‍💫

[@jimfarrell4635]

Steve Huff, with his shaggy beard, deep knowledge of woodland ways and penchant for talking to spirits, is obviously a Druid.

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

@@jimfarrell4635 He's on some good stuff that cat. Woowee!!!!!! 👀

[@Sharur1]

lmfao the invisalign commercial

[@scientificaudiophile]

Gotta make money.

[@carlb86]

Excellent 👌

[@jayem1826]

Oh. I thought he was being facetious. 😅

[@reekz2017]

Can you add the headphoneshow? Those guys are like a cult to me.

[@scottlowell493]

They are Jehovah's Witnesses.

[@andtothewestamerica]

Mormons for sure

[@marstedt]

Amazing! I was nervous this would go off the rails but it seems perfect. Thanks. :D

[@susokraut3169]

Another great video ! You are on a streak, go one, I laughed my ass off.

[@stephenimperatrice3325]

andrew robinson worships himself.so yeah buddist maybe

[@kennethmajland]

You make me smile. Alan Blumlein's invention of stereo in 1931 had the screen as its basis. Thank god.

[@Boojakascha]

Chris, could you please assign DMS for us? Loved your video!

[@scientificaudiophile]

Does he still have his own channel?

[@Boojakascha]

@@scientificaudiophile You mean the Abyss channel? No, they fired him 🤡 Joking aside: Yes, it's named DMS3TV

[@fsi2210]

Amir is more atheist, I feel. He needs proof of an existence through objective measures. And he'd be Christopher Hitchens. Hitch-slapping everyone who brings a subjectkve and emotional argument to counter his objectivity.

[@scottlowell493]

Or he's deaf as a stump, and doesn't listen to the shit he's "measuring". Besides, what's with measuring a defective carver amp and calling at a legit review? ASR is worthless.

[@scientificaudiophile]

I always thought Scientologists were atheists. Isn’t it just about money and power?

[@fsi2210]

​@@scientificaudiophile They have some very whippy beliefs. Aliens and Gods from different dimensions.

[@wa2368]

Amir ASR's religion would be a hybrid of a orthodox sunni Muslim and scientologist...

[@dotnathan1181]

Im Dying 😭 Great Video, Sir!

[@andrehb]

Love this channel, not sure about Darko's religion but I'm convinced that he is Rick from The Young Ones

[@Only1Feckitt]

You nailed it Chris, to the bloody cross. 🤣

[@Nameuserofusername]

I'm surprised that you haven't mentioned Techmoan, as he is a fairly popular youtuber in the audio equipment review scene. He hoards, collects and showcases obsolete equipment. From tefifons to cassette players, sound quality does not seem to be the most important aspect of the hifi experience for him. But rather, the visual, tactile and aesthetic experience take priority. When reviewing audio products, the way you press "play" and/or "pause" are the features he's most concerned about. A serious bonus if they include bouncing analogue VU meters. His personal audio setup resembles a shrine or an alter. An offering to the hifi gods of old. I would therefore argue that he is a pagan polytheist. Exactly what flavor? I'm not sure. For me it's a toss up between ancient Greek or Roman. P.S I am certain that you've been busy evaluating the Verum 1s with the sweet sound of Diane Bish when recording videos. When I listen to Bish I sometimes even forget my own name! So I have to therefore forgive you for this oversight and instead, give you credit for making it this far on your youtube career. I look forward to your next upload. Keep up the good work!

[@wa2368]

Does he moan a lot?

[@jimfarrell4635]

Yep. Techmoan is very much a man of the people, and as such, Polytheism, that most democratic of religions, is entirely appropriate.

[@scottlowell493]

He's a Pagan, obviously

[@scientificaudiophile]

I’ll have to check out Techmoan. Sounds like he’s honest about what he likes and not arguing he’s hearing a veiled lifted because older equipment is superior. Thanks for the comment.

[@UmbrellaSound]

I am not sure if that Invisalign ad was real or another joke. And it makes it even funnier 😂

[@scientificaudiophile]

No humor on my channel. So yes, we get paid thousands from Invisalign.

[@watdanuqta-mf5ms]

I think that you're the most thought provoking, no nonsense, cut thru the bull, cut to the chase audio writer on the internet; wait, what did I just say?

[@scientificaudiophile]

You just said a bunch of bull shit. Not that I don’t appreciate it.

[@Gadgetdad007]

I wonder if the dentist that sponsors this video will treat the gaps in his teeth 😂

[@scientificaudiophile]

I specifically asked for the Michael Strahan procedure.

[@timharbert7145]

Please, for the next video, do what DSM 5 category are each of the audiophile reviewers. Or apply the Infinite Review System to other reviewers.

[@jimfarrell4635]

I prefer ICD 11. It's the Class D of mental health classification systems.

[@philipteater3714]

So darn creative, one of my favorites

[@philipteater3714]

“Excommunicated in any religion”, for calling a fig a fig - my favorite

[@cubemerula5264]

They would all be Catholic because, as in the last Gospel, they are all ready to believe without evidence.

[@robinkleinsteuber5217]

😅😅👍 LOL!! Keep up the great analyses! Loving it!

[@NackDSP]

Love every bit of this. Hi Fidelity and Audiophile are two different hobbies. Hi Fi requires accurate reproduction and just doesn't cost a fortune. Audiophiles are about collecting high priced works of beautiful art that happens to make sound. You build an alter to audio with amps, cables, separates, and speakers, the more glitzy, thick aluminum boxes, hundreds of transistors and massive speakers. Both are fun. One is science based the other is religion complete with priest that proclaim what to worship in each magazine. Amir is for sure an Atheist, following the evidence.

[@seditious1627]

Darko’s anointed religion made me laugh out loud. Great video

[@Reeeepicheep]

I thought you were gonna assign a different faith to CheapAudioMan but alas, I was mistaken.

[@sonofsamwaters8350]

Scientology? Mormonism? Moonie?

[@bobpachner7528]

Loved this video!

[@scientificaudiophile]

So glad!

[@iamamadman6542]

What about your father Hans Beekhuyzen?

[@jimfarrell4635]

Why Hans is obviously a Smurfist, praying to Papa Smurf. Or is he Papa Smurf?

[@scottlowell493]

He's a Friar from an ancient order of Monks.

[@scientificaudiophile]

I try to keep religion and politics from seeping into our dinner table conversations. Plus Hans isn’t my Dad, we just like to eat together a lot and talk about the woman who birthed me, while she’s cleaning up.

[@cjcomb]

Sooooo what did I miss about Darko and copyright something something?? No results googling….

[@scientificaudiophile]

Hard to believe Googling it returned nothing as it was major news, not NY Times major, more NY Post. Darko teamed up with another KZbinr to try and take down a young princess on KZbin who pointed out some mistakes in his videos. Here’s a video about it. Darko Audio & CheapAudioman Try to Take Us Down kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpuTamh3YrVknck

[@V1NCH1INZ0]

Thank you for the informative video; however I am unable to understand anything from it as Scientific Audiophile has taught me only to rate things in terms of wine. I will need a video comparing reviewers to wine if i am to determine whether they are good or not.

[@scientificaudiophile]

Some of those reviewers wouldn’t be on the wine scale. Some are in the Piels beer category.

[@V1NCH1INZ0]

@@scientificaudiophile My eyes have now been opened.

[@biglifeline]

Brilliant!

[@darrinfyfe7728]

Ha ha. Awesome. So dead-on about Randy.

[@FabioKasper]

Please do a similar video, but for cult leaders? E.g: who is the Jim Jones of audio? 😂

[@DANVIIL]

I would suggest that you are a member of Rabbi Schneerson's Chabad Lubavitch sect. Am I wrong? Andrew Robinson is the most annoying with his anodyne take on everything and his phony focus on "style" and "good taste". Why does is his female partner and her disembodied voice avoid appearing on his reviews? Is it the purple hair or the facial tattoos?

[@scientificaudiophile]

I've often wondered the same about "Kristi". Also, love Get Smart!

[@ericfshook]

Do me, do me! (wait...that sounded wrong). You might have to Google me. 😂😂

[@scottlowell493]

That's what SHE said.

[@marcusbryant2007]

you may not know him but there is a channel called gizaudio by timmy, who is also (seems to be) shutting down direct competition of his collabs (or crin's)

[@scientificaudiophile]

What do you mean by “shutting down direct competition “? Does he have some kind of distribution monopoly?

[@user-xg6zz8qs3q]

You have to check out Real World Audio. He sees HiFi in a completely different way. When most folks talk about impedance, frequency response and distorsion Real World Audio talks about Teslas and efficiency. I would call him a pagan from another civilization.

[@whome8192]

Got some good laughs!

[@peterbooth6753]

this is on-point

[@Roddy451]

I nominate John Heisz.

[@lsaideOK]

Your old style of critiquing KZbin reviewers has arisen! But transformed! Better, newer, all about giving and receiving love! You are Catholic

[@georgeweah9717]

Yeah most of them are witches. Sharur and Amir are trying to burn them all on a stake, while Chris is trying to save their souls.

[@goodsound4756]

There are also the two Jays…

[@scientificaudiophile]

I know about Jay Iyagi, but who’s the other Jay?

[@suwatt6019]

​@@scientificaudiophileThe guy that skipped leg day.

[@goodsound4756]

@@scientificaudiophile his channel is called JaysAudioLab

[@goodsound4756]

@@scientificaudiophile there are so many more Hi-Fi reviewers that you can make a part 2 of it: The other Jay (jaysaudiolab) , the other Steve, Ron from NRD, Nemo Propaganda, OCD Hifi guy Mikey, iiwi channel, Thomas and Stereo, Hans Beekhuyzen, zero fidelity, audioholics, passion for sound, Anadialog, and some more that others already have mentioned.

[@peterbooth6753]

OMFG they are so different. Jays Iyagi has youthful energy that is engaging. I dont know how much to trust his opinions. The other Jay is Mr "Let me tell you how much cash I dropped on my rig". I find conspicuous consumption ugly.

[@scottlowell493]

(Erin) audio corner is like a ASR scientologist, but with an inability to apply the scripture to his expensive dynaudios. I think he's XENUPHOBIC. If he were a food, it would be frosted flakes laced with LSD. Sharur is a defrocked priest. "Make Audio Great Again!" If he were a food, it would be sour grapes. Youthman is a Klipschtafarian. Randy is the Joel Osteen of reviewers. “ This product does what it says it can” If he was a food, he'd be comfort food all the way, like macaroni and cheese. Joshua Valour is along the lines of a Catholic but with variable commitment. The warm cocoa of reviewers.

[@knobber420]

Thomas and Stereo. I like him and his style but he is also a little bit out there.

[@wa2368]

Confucianist...he gets confused a lot.

[@DPSingh-px4xu]

Well this is an easy question...audiophiles have one common faith....a society based on an economy whose faith in money simply means if it cost more its better...this sleazy question demands a sleazy answer...they all adhere to the "big bong theory".....gimme a break bro ok finally you got me to comment for that you get a smile....nice job

[@scientificaudiophile]

That’s the key - money. Somehow a $6,000 product is amazing, but just not as open as the $10,000 product.

[@JamesSteal]

@@scientificaudiophile You know what is amazing? Buying bulk DIY cables off of Alibaba for pennies and then putting fancy connectors/braiding them and selling these cheap Mogami cables for thousands. Call it something mythological or mysterious. You make so much profit you can simply give some of the revenue to the KZbin "reviewers" you loan your cable to for review. Of course this is just a wacky conspiracy theory, I'm sure Reviews by Wave Theory and Amplify Audio Reviews are just really into informing us on how $5000+ headphone cables really improve the sound and there is nothing shady going on.

[@christofferaasted]

Fresh Reviews, "gaming" focused audio review channel and openly Branch Davidian. He's so stuck in his own sauce that he can't get out of the sticky mess.. also completely useless reviews btw

[@AdiMaco]

Hahahaha, very funny and smart!

[@simonirvine1628]

And he is hear to stay

[@johannesterl9083]

Donny Darko 🤣😂🤣😂😂👍

[@hebalott]

how do one spell sci audo--relidgion?

[@Trump1776]

IJay’s Iyagi

[@pandemonium274]

I second Jay's Iyagi.

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

Jay is a Shinto

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

Shinto

[@marcelomarchetti5189]

@@crazyprayingmantis5596 Buddhist Shinto: BS. 🤣

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

@@marcelomarchetti5189 🤣

[@steverosales2616]

So accurate 😂

[@bartrainer3916]

Madonna was a great Pop singer

[@danisold]

Well done sir! Lol!

[@alanrogs3990]

The sad thing is I know who all these people are. The only one of these people I unsubscribed to over time was Andrew Robinson.

[@BoredSilly666]

Funniest One Yet hahahahaha

[@BoRerunn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 clout chasing at its nerdiest

[@MDchaz]

😂 hilarious 👍

[@Roddy451]

😀😁😂😂😂😂😂💣💣💥