What rhymes with orange? 🍊

From the poetry contest in Once Upon a Witchlight!

[@LegendsofAvantris]

From our Once Upon a Witchlight Campaign, which is here on this channel!

[@Yellofriends]

This campaign is exactly why I bought the witch light book. I hope to host a game that is just as good as Nikkie’s. I love you guys.

[@Dr_Talllad]

Poor Tobek!😢 He only wants to rhyme, but he can't and doesn't know why!😢

[@Arctic_Goob3r]

When is the Walmart in Columbus Mississippi DnD campaign?

[@Nython-we7xq]

Nothing rhymes with wolf except engulf.

[@zer010gaming6]

torbek was speaking in haiku XD

[@bluebutton7263]

Torbek always giving his best to fail miserably, only to try even harder on the next attempt and failing even worse - again and again - is both the sweetest and saddest thing of this entire campaign

[@PartTimeGoblinSlayer]

Classic Torbek. 😎

[@WarrenCornelius]

i feel so fucking bad for him

[@thatoneguy9615]

Someday, someday, he'll manage to fail upwards

[@ellznaga2199]

Orange: Doorhinge. Purple: Circle. Not exact rhymes but pretty good

[@cookiecrumbs9515]

😂❤

[@ivanaguila2336]

When the DM has the ability to cast Vicious Mockery...

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

He rolled nat-1 and role played it

[@Klekowksii]

When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head, but then the doctor said "Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"

[@drbjr99]

Nat 20, let's go.

[@cloudykid7278]

​@@FirstLast-wk3kcwhen it comes to Torbek him rolling a nat 1 feels like a nat 20 for us

[@danielhuneke5862]

tOrBeK hAs cHaNgEd H- Is FaVoRiTe cOLuR To oRaNgE... hUuUuuUuUuUUu (-4 hp)

[@Beans_and_Rice420]

Torbek is trying his best

[@briancarballo3285]

But its such a mess.

[@gamingv1nce7]

@@briancarballo3285He should just give it a rest.

[@DragonTalwinDragonArt]

​@@gamingv1nce7or a new chest so he can get a heart so he can eat a tart

[@gamingv1nce7]

@@DragonTalwinDragonArt Or maybe a roasted Cockatrice for a part!

[@TheTempest19990]

And give it nice fart😅😅😅

[@ItsLexy]

It's okay Torbek, words are hard. Winning this wasn't in the cards.

[@jorged.8502]

Yeah, it can be quite impossible, but at least it wasnt an obstacle, you couldn't cross, just make it up and don't take a loss

[@cyber_runner]

It was unfortunately hard for him, but at least it was amusing to them.

[@austinjeffries5741]

Torbeks not so good with words. They fall out of his mouth like turds.

[@silverbane266]

I didnt really think he would get far. But this is making me feel kinda bad, so common torbek. Lets get to the bar! Drink down the booze, cause this way you dont loose. So turn that frown upside down. Cause you are better off then Clutsy the clown

[@josephlanzot]

Torbek has change his favorite color to silver...

[@glenncespedes5380]

Context btw, he rolled a nat 1

[@VG-fk6nk]

He rolled nat 1 after the "failed rhyme". It was his goal from the start to perform the way he did.

[@astinkytaco]

It's the dumb characters that are the funniest

[@mentaya11]

@@VG-fk6nk Yeah, they wrote those on break before the rolls. He was roleplaying his characters' intelligence and character more than the role, I think

[@DeathKhan]

While Chuckles is a fan favorite (I get it, he's a menace and I love him for it), Torbek's extreme anguish at anything more mentally taxing than sleeping in a dumpster is so relatable.

[@mentaya11]

@@DeathKhan I love them both, but I have a growing appreciation for that whole party.

[@jaytheferalva5269]

I feel like this perfectly describes when I’m having a mental breakdown

[@PsychoSynoptic]

Honestly. Yeah torbek in this moment about sums it up

[@jcody66]

What people may not realize here is he rolled a nat 1 and played it off perfectly

[@fallwoodcentral7991]

This is an amazing NAT 1

[@peachykeen53]

Damn, way to commit 👏 😂

[@drunkenrobot7061]

Closest thing I've come to roleplaying a 1 this well was when I rolled a Nat 1 on a Religion check against a demon lord, and my character convinced themselves that this giant demonic being was just a Dretch. Torbek plays it a lot better than I did.

[@ーテイル]

​@@drunkenrobot7061My time rolling a one In a religion check my Cleric got convinced that god spoke to her through money.

[@vynalldash_og]

Followed by his nat 20 when he stole himself a girlfriend in the staring contest

[@steveweighner]

Alternate title: Torbek suffers a mental breakdown over colours.

[@jesseherrig6664]

And wolves, his last attempt was wolf.

[@jonathanwells223]

*colors

[@odd_melons]

​@@jonathanwells223 Did you forget Europeans exist?

[@deffdefying4803]

​@@jonathanwells223 and what were you hoping to achieve with that

[@Mephistopheles_1480ad]

​@@jonathanwells223both spellings are correct

[@BOWNK]

Torbek is the saddest wettest cat of a man 😂 he's my spirit animal

[@sapphiregemstone3675]

I love the phrasing of this

[@NocturnalTyphlosion]

the most pathetic and littlest meow meow of all

[@Dustinlove102]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Feyqueen91]

I believe he's a Bugbear? 🤔

[@warmmilk9480]

@@Feyqueen91 Yes, but the metaphor works.

[@jaculiferous]

There once was a bugbear named torbek His voice sounds like he's got a real sore neck In third person he speaks And he's got hairy cheeks He's just doing his best, guys, aw heck

[@connorjohnson8590]

I love limericks!

[@charlesman8722]

He’s smells of urine and funk. He’s defiantly no punk. And when it guys night he’s in.

[@livedandletdie]

There once was a clown named Chuckles whose punnery still never buckles, without even a moan, he lies on the ground prone, cuz he was hit by Torbek's Knuckles.(Accidentally might I add.)

[@DanilaSaprykin]

@@livedandletdie brilliant

[@durk5331]

@@livedandletdie Wasn't it Gideon's Knuckles not Torbek's?

[@Vooorhees1738]

Torbek really experienced system mulfuntion in an attempt to rhyme purple..... then imploded soon after 😂

[@MrKOLCOO]

I thought the joke is "murrder" XD

[@LeiaLouise]

Knowing Torbek, it would have been a system malfunction if he hadn't imploded. xD

[@NixityNullt]

Clearly somebody hasn't put their orange four-inch door hinge in storage and eaten porridge with george.

[@BramLastname]

Dammit, you made my inner voice trip over the final word. He made the name George sound so absurd, You should've heard, what I just heard. The laughter made me sound like a beard.

[@meganbouwhuis599]

MnM who

[@EpicRandomness555]

None of those things rhyme with orange.

[@lillianahannan8247]

​@@EpicRandomness555You have to take that up with Eminem lol

[@mariawhite7337]

​@EpicRandomness555 it's called a soft ryhme. So you just rhyme syllables of orange to get it.

[@johnsullyiv5666]

Noooo Torbek, it’s okay. You poor soul. It’s okay Torbek. Not everyone’s a poetry master. Torbek, for next time, Sporange rhymes with orange. It means baby mold spores. Use that next time you have a poem-off. You show ‘em torbek

[@explodingcorn3441]

I think this is made even funnier by the way he got taken away and his final words was a really long rhyming poem

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Torbek is having some technical difficulties.

[@QueenMizu]

100th like? Lemme be your first comment too lol

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

​@@QueenMizuThank you! (This community is incredibly wholesome and I love it)

[@AdiG1]

Hearing Torbek cry as he struggles to rhyme brings a mix of joy and sympathy I never knew existed

[@nodwolf]

He really got into character for that part holy hell! That's funny and commitment!

[@jaculiferous]

Oh, poor old Torbek Should have written a haiku They don't need to rhyne

[@spoopyvirgil4944]

Though you do have to beware of Sokka Haikus (an extra syllable at the end)

[@archerymidnight3422]

Gotta have a seasonal reference though

[@Pickled_Poet]

To use a word as base Or using an acronym Beautiful poems can Emerge, with a Clear Retriction that even Kids can do it

[@BennyAscent]

They have to end with "it's snowing on mount fuji"

[@SolrSurfr3]

Okay, but how well can he count? 😅

[@austinjeffries5741]

When you roll a Nat 1 on your performance check and lean into it.

[@Aceythemoth]

I would greatly appreciate hearing chuckles read his own poetry on taxidermy and how he only wanted that instead of clowning around

[@BelleDreamer7]

The best part is that Andy had to plan to fail that hard.

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

"It's slightly charming, I find that alarming" 😂 Awe c'mon! He's trying his best, and that's what matters! 😂

[@bunnietime5620]

gricko trying so earnestly to help torbek with his poem really adds an extra layer of delight to this clip

[@Wingsaber]

I love how he specifically chose the most infamously unrhymable words so that everyone would immediately know what he was doing 😂

[@leaftiger12]

1. Hirple (to walk with a limp) 2. Curple (buttocks) 3. Sporange (Sack for spores), 4. Blorenge (Mountain in Wales) 5. Gulf (Sea surrounded by land) I was in a poetry class 😂

[@archerymidnight3422]

The only downside is that this would imply Wales exists. Almost as bad as when my DM described a character wearing denim (Victorian era setting) and my immediate reaction was "Oh god does that mean France is canon?"

[@leaftiger12]

@@archerymidnight3422 XD that’s true. Just use sprange then or use the word as something else lol.

[@solacehealer7589]

Forage?

[@leaftiger12]

@@solacehealer7589 Close, I think that could work but there is no N in that word to completely rhyme.

[@werecoth]

Hoof rhymes with wolf

[@ChiceJigle]

"Torbek has changed his favorite color to orange. Torbek will climb the great hill of Blorenge." (Blorenge is a hill in Wales)

[@jcola477]

Which means that Wales canonically exists. Though then again, that would be really funny.

[@Distantone11]

I'm not sure what's better. Torbek's dedication to trying or Nikkie not cracking up

[@Felix-Felix]

Dude is actually a genius. He rolled a nat 1 and thought on perfect words for him to self-sabotage his own character

[@thaegan]

do not despair, dearest bugbear! rhymes come and go, they're simply so-and-so. a true heart, now, that is a treasure; man's real and most honest measure. (and we know all about yours: it's soft and warm like good, sweet s'mores 💜)

[@NoahOMorainRush]

Is this a sonnet? It's been a while, so I don't recall the exact definition, but I loved it one way or the other.

[@thaegan]

@@NoahOMorainRush omg, thank you, you're too sweet. definitely did not think too deeply about the structure 😭 i can't remember the definition either, beyond smth vague about iambic pentameter being one of the types lol

[@Jchmcom]

I'm imagining Torbek as being a slightly moldy, damp mop if he were an inanimate object.

[@thecommenter90]

RIP Torbek's social life.

[@generalgravedigger1370]

What are you talking about about? She says she finds his stupidity slightly charming

[@wooperbanooper]

Fun fact; orange rhymes with sporange and wolf rhymes with rolf

[@ZhangYuii]

Bornana

[@ConstantChaos1]

Orange also rhymes with the uk last name Goreng

[@teagenthetiefling5296]

Rolf doesn’t really rhyme with wolf does it? At least not how I’ve heard it pronounced it doesn’t.

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@teagenthetiefling5296 ... how do you pronounce wolf?

[@Evelyn-rb1zj]

@@ConstantChaos1Wool with an F on the end (Australian accent go brrr) Rolf is like Roll with an F in my head so not quite gulf didn't work for me either but maybe if I put on some strange accent I can get it to work 💀

[@dr.tursko2312]

This channel got me into DND as a whole, and these kinds of moments are what make it for me LOL

[@johnnivek9653]

Have any of you had a day, where it seemes you're possessed by fae? Weather there's rain or shine, all you utter is in rhyme. No matter what you try to say.

[@danacarajb]

Its far more impressive to find all those words that dont work on the spot rather than find ones that actually rhyme

[@DoctrDoc]

This performance is second to none, what I feel for Torbek in this moment is beyond sympathy, or empathy, its a deeply visceral experience. Bravo!!!

[@GardensAndGames]

New merch idea: a T-shirt that says "Nothing rhymes with wolf!"

[@TheRattYT]

God I aspire to get that deep into a character one day, he does it so well

[@effidusk]

hmmm torbek has changed his favorite color to orange torbek then went to go visit blorenge

[@TheHunter-gw7rh]

Borrrnana

[@KingsofBabylon]

Then got a door hinge

[@ConstantChaos1]

With his mate named Goreng (old uk last name)

[@maysee2515]

Torbek's favorite color is purple, To rhyme is quite a hurdle. Torbek's favorite color is orange, Lying makes him feel as small as a sporange. Torbek dreams that he is the Spirit of the Wolf, for Torbek, poetry tends to begulf.

[@danilocrispim678]

can't wait to see this animated xD

[@LordJazzly]

I had a little orange, which I then painted purple, sat it on a lozenge, and fed it to a turtle.

[@Givertak3]

Bars 🔥🔥🔥

[@vincentpitts9203]

Of course a Torbek centered short comes out on my birthday. Torbek is my favorite❤

[@leiaanderson8859]

The change from a kinda bland and flat voice to a really emotion full voice and very dynamic, good job Andy! Love the voice acting🤌🤌

[@IronDino]

To succeed, in rhyming purple, Beyond vernacular, you must encircle.

[@justlilly7653]

I thought he was gonna say Snorkle for the rhyme with Purple 😅

[@swahilimaster]

Slant rhyme is for quitters.

[@maysee2515]

​@@swahilimastergate keeping is for those who are late sleeping.

[@lista2308]

Poor Torbek going through several existential crisises in this contest

[@BloodFvrt]

"Torbek dreams that he is the spirit of the wolf" literally made me tear up. Like aww buddy, you are the spirit of the wolf

[@scaredgamer4785]

My favorite part about this is later in the episode when torbek is saying bye he drops the hardest most amazing poem out of no where

[@Deadmemes-mq8rj]

The struggle in his voice is to real to be fake

[@Tumblekitten]

Seeing Andy as Torbek after seeing so much Marius is always such whiplash to me, Andy has such amazing range!

[@AllMenAreBerries]

The desperation in Torbeks voice is immaculate 😂😂😂

[@Shadowkey392]

If you listen very carefully you can barely make out the sound of his soul ripping in half.

[@smdgdsounds]

Honestly, a better poem than i could ever write, good on you torbek!

[@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11]

The distress in his voice, sublime...

[@TyroneBruinsmaFilms]

Torbek is having a freakout from middle school

[@thewaitinggame1945]

"I can make Orange rhyme with Banana"

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

Poor Torbek having an aneurism.

[@logeyperogi1805]

Torbek’s meltdown is strangely endearing

[@SuperSonic68]

"Door Hinge."

[@jaylin3321]

Syringe

[@dorktriogamer2865]

I love jow as soon as he says orange everyone dies seeing where that goes

[@HighSlayerRalton]

Okay, but that last one slapped.

[@spodsder]

THE "OH NO NOT AAAAGGGGAAAAAIIINNNNN" IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭

[@gromph4]

Torbek's favourite colour is purp...le, The colour of the drinks that make him burp...le, He'll drink with friends the clowns, The ones that make joke and pal around, Then all around the dumpster they'll chuck...le

[@tommyxboy101]

I think it is overlooked at how incredibly he plays his character

[@smusky4643]

Torbek is my spirit animal.

[@joshuwamckinsey5666]

“Torbek’s favorite color is purple, He also likes slushies, of which he can slurple.” It was RIGHT THERE MANN!!!

[@Bunnybunbun82]

This was absolutely fantastic and also emotionally damaging at the same time....😂

[@Sonichero151]

Torbek has reached absolute despair and existential pain through having to rhyme words

[@IronDino]

To rhyme with purple, is perplexing, But use this trick, to keep from vexing.

[@justadummy8076]

There are actually plenty of words that rhyme with orange

[@JesterIsLost]

Door hinge

[@lionclaw5026]

bornana

[@lambentlamprey]

Torbek

[@De_ogen]

Not words but phrases like lore binge, door hinge,more cringe, Nor fringe,

[@justadummy8076]

@@De_ogen Splorange Porridge Courage Lozenge Strange I could go on…

[@HezrouDhiaga]

Torbek's mind melting in real time poor guy 😂

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

I was fully expecting him to try to rhyme something with "bigger"

[@lonestoner8297]

I loved how Torbek messed up this so badly but his goodbye was so majestic lol

[@theodoremccarthy4438]

Bugbear slam poetry is my new favorite thing 😂

[@pietrovolpes7976]

The desperation in his voice

[@Cap_master29]

“My favorite color is orange, and I just stubbed my toe on a door hinge.”

[@De_ogen]

Purple,hurtle,turtle Orange,more cringe, lore binge, door hinge, Wolf,idk someone help me out

[@yosefzanerva806]

I've been watching this one clip non-stop for the past 5 minutes. I don't want to stop.

[@umbralgaming3443]

Ever had orange pourage?

[@garden-cryptid]

Knowing now that Torbek hears himself with a very proper accent makes this even funnier

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

Interestingly, there IS one word in the English language that rhymes with orange: “sporange”. It’s the protective casing that surrounds the exterior of fungal spores.

[@tani7895]

I was going to use this video to sleep but I got too interested. Plus brain trying to keep up with events while my eyes are closed. Video and story has been very enjoyable! :D

[@LiminalDragons99]

Torbek genuinely being me during any Language Arts class

[@tdf_worldkey6666]

Torbek remains on of my favorite things/people of the campaign hes so tragically adorable and hilarious

[@dominusinmortuorum6954]

"I can make orange rhyme with banana...booornana!" - Eminem

[@Ender-Gamersoul]

this is like the DM cast vicious mockery with a perfect nat 20 5 times in a row while Torbek rolled nat 1s XD

[@Pineconednd]

Torbek is alarmingly charming

[@Eleven11311]

And sometimes it can honestly get quite alarming.

[@Bendythedemon1409]

"Torbek has changed his favourite colour to orange", "Torbek has burned down an orphanage"

[@HlootooThunderhammer]

I can’t get over how Torbek and Marius share the same voice actor.

[@The-Autistic-Animator]

I think Torbek was having a stroke tryna come up with rhymes

[@DiaDaDemon2455]

Torbek, do you want a hug?

[@Nikodymus]

Torbek is just an adorable character 😂

[@CodenameDELTAband]

Dang Eminem been quiet since torbek has spoken...

[@steveoconnivo9666]

Honestly I've never watched your guys actual campaign, but I absolutely love Torbek and chuckles 😂

[@nooneimportant3066]

I love torbek so much. He makes me want to hug him😂😂

[@GippyHappy]

Torbek’s vocabulary exclusively includes words that don’t rhyme.

[@pristina5404]

Poor Torbek 😂

[@dylanhilton220]

Torbek is so distraught he is experiencing actual physical pain from trying to use his brain

[@o.Froggy.o]

Torbek has changed his favorite color to chartreuse