What's a Kilometer? (Ft. Kasane Teto & Hatsune Miku)

#vocaloid #kasaneteto #hatsunemiku #synthv
It may have took longer than expected... This was supposed to be posted on the day 4th of July.
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This song lyrics expresses strong American patriotism and pride, contrasting American culture and values with those of other countries, particularly European nations. The repeated question "What's a kilometer?" highlights the preference for miles as a unit of measurement in the USA. The lyrics also touch on various aspects of American culture, including fast food, gun ownership, and sports terminology. There's a sense of defiance against high taxes and government intervention, emphasizing individual freedom. Overall, the song celebrates American identity and exceptionalism. (Google Gemini)
Lyrics:
What's going on USA? It feels great to be here!
Yuh
Aye, Aye
Yuh, yuh, Yuh, yuh, Yuh, yuh, Yuh
What’s a kilometer? What’s a kilometer? What’s a kilometer? What’s a kilometer?
Yuh… Aye, aye
What’s a kilometer?
We got burgers, guns, and beer, we use miles too
Star Spangled Banner got me singing too
It’s called Soccer, not Football, you go boo-hoo, aye
Stars and Stripes got me feeling patriotic, aye
I’m so obsessed, got me hypnotic, yuh
Fireworks go boom, like it’s super sonic, woah
Got the world watching like it’s Netflix, aye
Being great, is a feat
By the way we measure feet
Fahrenheit is number one and
That’s why we have always won
Unlike Britain at least we got AC
Being in the summer is just breezy, aye
Yuh, what’s a kilometer?
Ice cold drinks, got the free refills
We got McDonalds, Burger King, In-n-Out, and Waffle House
The European mind just cannot comprehend, aye
Screw the big tax
Screw the big Gov’
I do not want them near my house
If they come then it’s on sight
Bang-bang, pew-pew goes my gun
Why are the alphabets so tiring?
Now they got me all, uninspiring…
What’s a kilometer?
We got burgers, guns, and beer, we use miles too
Star Spangled Banner got me singing too
It’s called Soccer, not Football, you go boo-hoo, aye
What’s a kilometer?
We got burgers, guns, and beer, we use miles too
Star Spangled Banner got me singing too
It’s called Soccer, not Football, you go boo-hoo, aye
“Hatsune Miku does not talk to British people! The only pounds I need, are me pounding your mum!”

[@saltedtuna4185]

I think a “SEKAIII” at the end would’ve been funnier, but it was still funny

[@DarioVolaric]

Meanwhile American army: "It's 12 klicks south!" Isn't a klick just a kilometer? "SHHH!!!!"

[@nicisurpookie]

WHAT THE FORK IS A KILOMETER⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🗣️🦅🗣️🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🔥🦅🦅⁉️⁉️🔥⁉️🦅⁉️⁉️🔥 This is a banger

[@buggysenchou.]

RAAAAAAAAAH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@Coco-tv9hf]

teto and miku spitting bars

[@zanechihuahuautau]

What IS a kilometer?

[@KemicolMusic]

@@zanechihuahuautau not a mile that's for sure 😏

[@averagevocaloid_fan]

whats a inch

[@qwiksterYT]

1000 meters

[@dreamofmaizie]

as an american this is just what being american feels like. no seriously, we wake up to this every morning, the government has mandated this to be set as all of our alarms...

[@mortalkombat4484]

I can confirm. But what is a kilometer? Never heard of it

[@dreamofmaizie]

@@mortalkombat4484 I think maybe it's something to monitor every thousand steps you take? cause like a meter monitors stuff and kilo means a thousand.. but we're American so we don't take a thousand steps in a day. a kilometer must be really stupid

[@mortalkombat4484]

@@dreamofmaizie yea. Don’t know why people use it.

[@dreamofmaizie]

@@mortalkombat4484 taking a thousand steps or more a day could seriously injure you... these countries don't care about the health of their people

[@mortalkombat4484]

@@dreamofmaizie i know. What’s next, a week without the American burger?

[@bestgirlycomxx]

FOR AMERICAAAAAUUUUHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Twelven_.]

Gonna make a Teto cosplay and get my friend a Miku cosplay just to do karaoke to this song one day😍

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Twelven_. That'd be pretty cool! 👍

[@Twelven_.]

@@KemicolMusic except I don’t got the skills w cosplay😭😖

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Twelven_. Then merch wear it is 😂

[@Twelven_.]

@@KemicolMusic IM GETTING MIKU AND TETO COSPLAYS I GOT THE TETO WIG AND MIKU OUTFIT YIPPEEEEEEE

[@Twelven_.]

@@KemicolMusic I WILL DEF SING THIS IN FULL COSPLAY

[@dathriskun]

AHHH FREEEEDOM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@RAYMACHINE]

WE PURGING THE BRI'ISH WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅

[@P-PINKK]

WHATS GOIN ON USA???

[@Sillzanimatez]

HELPP ✨✨🔥🔥

[@saiv46]

Now we need european (based metric) version

[@MOTORWEEB]

you need to be on Spotify

[@ReiisinInaba]

This hits hard... why does it have to hit this hard...

[@Fonionzo]

DRAKE’s TYPE OF JAM!! (Also the rise after every beat switch is literally the one used in SICKO MODE) (My FAV)

[@theawesomepata]

Epic

[@averagevocaloid_fan]

MERICA!!!!!

[@RuffesCentral]

lol but Miku loves the British 😂 (you’ll see what I mean in a few weeks)❤❤❤

[@catlance]

true

[@ChariTheAlternate]

I dislike both now. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😢 ❤

[@Ahyesveryinterestingname]

Which flag is that it looks like this on my PC 🏴😭

[@koka_pepsi]

what is a kilometer tho? update: dont worry my fellow americans i figured out how to use google translate from rest of the world to american here is the oxford dictionary definition of a kilometer: kil·o·me·ter [kəˈlämədər, ˈkiləˌmēdər] noun kilometre (noun) · kilometres (plural noun) · kilometer (noun) · kilometers (plural noun) a metric unit of length equal to 1,000 meters (approximately 0.62 miles): "the area is about 40 kilometers southwest of downtown Las Vegas" · "the fire covered an area of roughly a square kilometer" for those who still struggle, a kilometer is equivalent to about 8.33 football fields, 247.11 acres, or 14,492.75 big macs

[@KemicolMusic]

@@koka_pepsi ☝️🤓

[@An_elder]

WHATS A KILOMETER?!?!?! AMERICA RAAAAHHHHHH, GUNS, AND FREE REFILLS!!1!!!!1 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@P-PINKK]

WHATS GOIN ON USA???