What's in my gopnik bag | Boris Slav edition

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

“This is small bag. Not much fit in here.” *_PULLS OUT DRAGUNOV SVD_*

[@what4032]

Holy shit I wonder how did it fit there 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Dante3601]

@@what4032 magic

[@what4032]

Even the vodka and babushkas fist

[@bobohricefarmer2285]

He could fit a Kalashnikov in there too

[@what4032]

@@bobohricefarmer2285 sad the AK didn't fit But the dragunov did

[@hermetickitten]

That bag is a portal to slav Narnia

[@Oistopthat]

иди наухй

[@minerchanker91h19]

Hermetic Kitten XD

[@sve6480]

Hermetic Kitten slarnia

[@minerchanker91h19]

Sve 64 XDDDDDD

[@FoxyBoxery]

Hermetic Kitten Its called "Slavnia".

[@runningchace]

Boris owns that most sought after of magical items, the "gopnik bag of holding"

[@RealmSprinter]

the most legendary bag ever it is said only game characters have been able to find them, but not here >:^^) (also, do you watch Wakfu? i see Yugo and Az in your prof pic ^^)

[@runningchace]

To answer your question yes I do

[@RealmSprinter]

ahh, those 2 are adorable

[@Spurgtjoe]

Ravensie New Wakfu season?

[@soupyllama3604]

Adds infinite carry weight

[@Tjacobr]

Boris: I dont remember packing this Me: Vadim Blyat!

[@petzouqi76]

It was a Kinder Egg. Illegal in America.

[@rapbeatsinstrumentshiphop9191]

Yeeeeees 🤣

[@Poatatero]

Critical MudWing Their legal again and have been for a while

[@vadimnovikov8487]

I want him to shop more so that i can steal more food from him, that is why i give him shopping cart

[@johngancarcik5682]

@@petzouqi76 there's a different kind America has

[@afoxinaviators4105]

*'The Babushka's Fist'* I'm dead.

[@ricky2747]

AFoxInAviators i am your 100 like

[@noname-yz6zp]

Yes thank you

[@fedonfedonbir8384]

rule 34. don't search, don't tell

[@grayspace4209]

Fedon Fedonbir I search I tell

[@bingchillingxina9060]

as i read this boris said it. this always happens!

[@bendycoleman5967]

I was asking my dad for an adidas tracksuit for months, after i showed him one of your videos he took me straight to our local sports shop and got me the whole thing, including the gopnik bag. Thank you Boris.

[@retr0cat651]

You’re like a weeb but for Russians

[@stattris8201]

a Slavaboo

[@crabmeat3803]

Stattris gopnaku

[@sanderdegreef379]

That's amazing for you my friend, you're doing good, blin

[@Momo-sk2ub]

@@sanderdegreef379 damn nike logo

[@fiszczenko]

Now put it back.

[@LifeofBoris]

+fiszczenko just watch it in reverse

[@janwillemhelleman]

as long as it works

[@m1key__]

fiszczenko LOL

[@ireneuszdominik7181]

I'm from poland -Jestem z polski

[@damnthiccassboye7138]

+Ireneusz Dominik ja tez

[@manusiabumi7673]

"genuine fake leather", oxymoronic, yet makes perfect sense

[@visitor404]

true slav

[@timurtheterrible4062]

You could think it wasn't really fake leather, so he clarified

[@Texan_Patriot]

It really is fake...so yes, it works!

[@mlcrip4543]

It is genuine(ly) fake... no oxymoron here

[@MaiMelaliBali]

Here in Bali we have a Shop called 100% genuine fake Shop 😁😁

[@fabertastic6259]

ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Squatting

[@volkadee6151]

Fabertastic I'm dead.

[@deleted15209]

Fabertastic All Day Im Doing Anything Slavic

[@followtheleader1114]

Fabertastic Korn fan I guess

[@seanocansey2956]

Fabertastic 😂😂😂

[@Factulicious4Ever]

Fabertastic

[@daddygo5142]

Things that are bigger on the inside: -Tardis -Narnia wardrobe -Mary Poppins’ handbag -Gopnik bag

[@rogerjolly1358]

The House of Death

[@Acorn212]

Hermione's purse

[@Poatatero]

-the empty space inside my brain

[@jessicagodin2834]

The cats hat from the cat in the hat

[@TRJenizen]

Real life bag of holding

[@tovarischshashlikov]

If the Dragunov is there, WHERE IS THE KALASHNIKOV, BLIN!

[@LifeofBoris]

you fold dragunov a bit and is kalash

[@inayamei]

but dragunov is semi auto kalash is spraying machine

[@suomisolider32]

Tovar, you cannot just fit EVERYTHING into a small gopnik bag. Some decency, blin.

[@KKdessu]

Tovarisch Shashlikov also no scope

[@SgtThiel]

especially if you press trigger fast enough

[@cryjam5443]

"Top ten mysteries science cant explain" No 1 ADIDAS BAG

[@Dr0idBai76]

No. 2 boris' flask

[@juantamayo5295]

gopnik bag*

[@SaucY213]

Now I know what bags they use in video games...

[@jaderabbit5720]

Russians in CS:GO use that

[@ggslushy]

i was always wondering how that can fit so much stuff in their inventory. there are those games where you have infinite ammo, they probably use these bags.

[@hassanm0323]

Fortnite

[@sheogorathdaedricprinceofm320]

It's used in the Metro and STALKER games.

[@colonelcal]

They use quality Slavic bags made of genuine fake leather

[@jaedonong1242]

dora the explorer backpack **slav edition**

[@excwhy150]

Jaedon Ong good one 😂

[@tacotaho7865]

Minecraft inventory

[@thefunniestmanalive3470]

Jaedon Ong lol

[@r.d.drowned9332]

Boris Boris Boris the Gopnik BORIS

[@alexfelton5299]

Dima the Explorer? I like it. "Oj, map! Where the blyat are we? Are we in radiation zone?" *"Ah nu pizdec, we are in neighbor Vadim's garden again."* "Urod blyat"

[@bricktop.]

I get actual Adidas advert before video. Gopnik level 💯 reached.

[@BogdanPaun1976]

This is how you get gopnified

[@nightxmared9380]

that's how gopnik works

[@inilaerese4182]

The bag looks so smol though Edit: i am dumb

[@Ehhghiih]

Lmao

[@mateo.b66]

Lmfao

[@urthemiel7788]

Lmao

[@zedpwner]

Lmao

[@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749]

Lmao

[@osbaldomartinez4962]

He pulled out a gun....bruhh now I can just see him trying to pull out a tank from the bag

[@lordofshades9852]

mclovin _ I mean these people take over a armored vehicle and crash into a convince store to steal some cheap vodka

[@beezkneez3460]

You dont carry one?

[@dazykuri]

he keeps tank in back of slavmobile

[@Nanobot02]

"a Gun" Dude.. its the Mother of all Guns - The Dragunov ;)

[@nenadnexus3078]

You dindn't saw Slav Adidas backpack yet. Hello from Slav Serbia.

[@dsagent]

I see that Boris has those video game character inventories.

[@KynanKat]

Nobody: Boris: 'casually takes dragunov out of bag'

[@theadministrator2641]

Every bloke a blighter until Boris pulls out a Druganov out of his bag....

[@VenoRYZE]

6:08 breaking a shotglas filled with vodka, is like breaking a slav heart :(

[@big__dooosh]

that hurt me in my slav heart

[@davidelago3391]

Boris.. Slav also is an illusionist.. Isn't it?

[@eugenioberti7336]

Dante sei ovunque. Ma sei italiano?

[@davidelago3391]

@@eugenioberti7336 certamente

[@kiwivolante2650]

Dante Alighieri non eri morto "qualche anno" fa??

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

Pasta

[@Beastmaster-dr1fc]

Cazzo prima nella divina commedia ora pure qua e che ca***

[@Lockheed35ait]

Can't tell if it's an April Fool jokes or if it's actually what a gopnik has in his bag...

[@LifeofBoris]

clearly both

[@abdulklappstuhl6078]

You forgot the Makarov!

[@aris1188]

lol

[@TeddyKrimsony]

confused western spy confirmed

[@Nomadith]

TO THE GULAG WITH THE AMERICANSKI

[@zyphlix4128]

*First few seconds of video* Boris: *This is genuine fake leather* IM DYING XDDD

[@spicyair710]

No XD in Russia, you will be sent to gulag

[@comradedima9791]

WESTERN SPY

[@Qwnntm]

"Detecting anomalies, maybe fixing street lamp." Just a typical day.

[@nikolaandjelich1785]

that's the real Slavs spirit :D

[@king_-vd8ir]

Nikola Andjelich dap

[@nataliegrace6294]

A fellow Serbian comrade!

[@sinbadk.7667]

I love how the kinder surprises pop up randomly

[@yacinebabaci150]

Now imagine what's in his pocket !

[@kuskus_th13]

Probably Kalashnikov, AWP, Dragunov, Chernobyl plane tickets and a Russian lada

[@justjoe5373]

KusKusPL Annother Dragunov?

[@bandit9667]

Jovan Kovacevic one dragunov is never enough.

[@TheAngelOfBalls]

One is never enough.

[@ApolloTheDerg]

More bolts of course

[@SynthiaNominae]

Boris: Secretly a DnD master, has his own Bag of Holding.

[@karlvonleipzig7422]

Nat 20 for magic

[@RobCXS]

This feels like an advertisement for Adidas bags

[@MrMoon-hy6pn]

It fits many things

[@ramunefur_r_2596]

It should be!

[@ketchupballs9196]

When you pulled out the draganov I lost it

[@emiliohg5745]

Adidas should pay you for this shit

[@timilp423]

Emilio hg no its called ladibas!

[@xdanielz.8563]

If Dora the Explorer would be slavic, that would be her backpack

[@simpleanonymously4782]

Then she would finally have some real defence against swiper with the draganov, and she could use the knife to skin him.

[@darren_khy]

Abibas

[@BobBillyjo]

Dora the exploder

[@dictatormanjones]

Next video: Test the actual Tsar Bomba.

[@pk2hitman47]

And Father Of All Bombs

[@BeeseChurger11]

Surprised he didn't pull it out of the bag.

[@king_-vd8ir]

KillJoy lol blyad

[@theElliotPalmer]

Next next video: How to make Gopnik Bomba.

[@VeraVemaVena]

Russians capture a black hole and use it for storage (2632, 2017-ified)

[@the_waterlemon5296]

I got a dragon in a kinder egg and named it boris. AND NOW BORIS PULLS A KINDER EGG OUT OF HIS BAG. Boris, we are meant to be

[@the_waterlemon5296]

AND I HAVE THAT RED PHONE THING OOOH BLIN

[@saskilla1945]

Katarina Zornada STFU

[@Francisofphil]

Gary Oak We were told of stories that the Shashlik King has his gopnitsa. So maybe just maybe...

[@PedroPLish]

Katarina Zornada what is that phone really?

[@the_waterlemon5296]

Gary Oak let my poor wounded heart have a celebrity crush, please

[@lukad7744]

Boris: "this is a small bag" Also Boris: *pulls out observable universe

[@bonesmalone5802]

My good slavic komerade, I have come to inform you that there are other Adidas Gopnik bags that may allow you to carry more than what you currently can. For example, my Slav friend, though it is highly unlikely, seeing as Slavs never miss, say you run out of ammunition on one of your dragunovs, why bring more ammunition, when you can just bring another dragunov? Well these Gopnik bags have you covered, my friend.

[@kjords8295]

Now ive seen smart but this this is genius

[@azcatriz]

The prophecy is true

[@tippedlid4837]

Blyatifull

[@hybridchimera8585]

I found your channel at 1:00 in the morning. its 3...

[@manji_]

A bag of sunflower seeds, vodka and a couple of shot glasses, called it.

[@baze7090]

Throughout the video I was constantly asking myself where is the gun Boris??? But my prayers were answered at the last so I am happy😂🤣😂🤣

[@ImHikaruCat]

Gopnik bag is build in a mini black hole inside like women hand bag confirmed

[@l9snek791]

i want this magical bag 😢

[@DaveManHA]

Xayah :3 its not a magic back. Its a true slav back

[@jaderabbit5720]

You need to be a Slav and gopnyk for the slavness

[@TheCroatianOcelot]

Xayah :3 just buy the cheapest knock-off, but it needs to have three stripes and needs to have "Adidas" on it and then you put in it some pashtet, mayonez, vodka and a kalashnikov... after that just go to the salesman who sold it to you and say "aaaaah nu chiki briki I v damke"

[@antebudimir5418]

TheCroatianOcelot upravo tako

[@TheCroatianOcelot]

Ante Budimir vidis, imam pravo...

[@raikuzuhozuki5802]

#RIPGlass

[@tgaankerhijki2425]

May he be remembered

[@robertseba1795]

Who cares about the glass. Rip vodka

[@patryklewandowski551]

^ That's my man!

[@Zay_WVTTZ]

xarhs larouk fuck the glass if gopniks are real men they would drink that shit out the bottle

[@benfaichnie]

That looks exactly like my school bag “OKHRANA, OPEN UP!”

[@tawny1268]

My bag has the same stuff, just with a bigger knife and a small Kalashnikov, for personal defence.

[@Fishybun]

Boris! My mom is finnish but can squat down on full heels?! What is this sorcery?!?!

[@Smulikek]

LoosingTutoriols sisu

[@the_waterlemon5296]

Fantasterrific ajme meni

[@Erwin23]

LoosingTutoriols it's called skill. Slav skill.

[@Yuk3yN4g4t0]

Finns are close to slavs, so this is fine

[@andreaescamilla6310]

LoosingTutoriols me filipino

[@beamzontoast]

Genuine fake leather.. bought for €5 so might be knock off 😂

[@ayushdash0001]

That bag legit opens up a portal to another dimension

[@bullviper9837]

Doraemon's pocket -Slav edition*

[@pitv1per838]

Bullviper 98 pit meets bull

[@quattro4468]

Lol.

[@jasonosas2130]

Top 3 biggest spaces 3. Bootes void 2. Distance between milky way and Andromeda 1. Boris' Adidas bag

[@Strangelove657]

Would love to see a video of you shooting the Dragunov!!!

[@pat225255rick]

I think it might be an Airsoft replica.

[@Strangelove657]

Patrik Ogrizek Awww yeah that just might be the case. But hey you never know! I would hope he wouldn't tease us like that.

[@MyYTwatcher]

It is unlikely that it is real dragunov. Gun ownership is too limited in Europe.

[@Strangelove657]

MyYTwatcher oh, yeah I forget that the laws are really strict over there.

[@lonememe]

Nooooot really. I know it's not 'murika over freedom with AR's falling from the skies in Europe, but it's still possible to legally own (fun) firearms in a lot of Europe. A Drag is semi-auto too with a small magazine, so it's not like they'd classify it as an assault rifle either. Read up and you'll be surprised... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_of_gun_laws_by_nation#Europe

[@malikm387]

6:28 at this point i thought he is going to take out his car from the bag😃😅😂😂😂

[@farrahwakefield4024]

I did not see cigarettes... )

[@averyspecificchannelname1316]

Farrah Wakefield slavs dont destroy their lungs, they destroy their kidneys

[@farrahwakefield4024]

*liver

[@rekhoem5367]

Electric cigarette carried in pocket, with vape-compatible vodka-flavoured essence of slav ;)

[@tyronicusmaximus4230]

Rekhoem Airsoft he's not gay

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

Screw cigarettes! Kompot is addicting *and* healthy! Kompot>Smoking

[@glxgaming7342]

Broo every single word of yours makes me laugh to death😂😂😂

[@iosifstalin2000]

Boris: the slavic Mary Poppins

[@donfluffles6056]

How can he forget most important part of any gopnik bag. He forget the RPG

[@kuhdeem9790]

anomalies from the stalker games?

[@MaximPerepelitsyn]

yep

[@ng9706]

Those whose asses stayed too close from chernobyl

[@demopancze]

Hey guys it's ya boy Anomaly from Chernobyl

[@sheogorathdaedricprinceofm320]

And Metro.

[@DarkFoxV]

1:21 Surprise! XD

[@Minho_Eamonn]

WESTERN SPY IS IN THE SLAV BAG ! NOOOOO !

[@crowtheaxolazelle5923]

Kim Min-ho/김 민호 those have been banned in America for a very very long time

[@guttercz5724]

Infinitive bag.. Love it!

[@attomicdoggo7044]

6:08 can we get some F s in the comments for babushka's shot glasses

[@kwnstantinoskaravokyris7016]

Never getting bored with Boris videos,gj man oy Blin.I know that greek isnt slav but damn i'd love it if you tried to speak greek.

[@333arisokapoios]

kwnstantinos karavokyris kaneis la8os file apo thn epoxh ths bhzantinhs autokratorias eixame slavous sthn ellada ara 8eorhtika exoume slaviko aima

[@SemyonTishchenko]

well, you Greek give us (russians, slavs) really a lot, so, guess it would be fair to admire it =)

[@bestfly8558]

kwnstantinos karavokyris Hello neighbour! Greetings from Bulgaria! If you want you can join slav club! You have suvlaki, we have shishche, Boris has shashlik, we bring the rakia and the vodka and you the uzo!!! Opaaaa!!!!

[@lorax9652]

LAAXUS!!

[@grugg3108]

Do a video of *trying* to shot the dragunov

[@slavicblin8155]

Where did you get your gas mask?

[@gibby8540]

Slavic Blin the ruins of chernobyl

[@kingjoyce6414]

Slavic Blin Slavistan

[@schannel9900]

Slavic Blin eBay or amazon

[@unavailable8813]

Rush🅱️blyat

[@larwack6623]

Cold wsr idk

[@kxuydhj]

"if you see similarity with your bag, you are at least 75% slav" does it count if i say the similarity is that my bag also seems to violate the laws of physics?

[@tibbers3755]

Slav notification Squad here gopniks

[@awendigowithinternetaccess4400]

superROTV Alyo. ☺

[@Yamifira]

davai

[@pyrox2004]

Introducing slav survival kit

[@reichsvorstand4549]

Idea for new GTA: GTA Slav Andreas

[@gcomando1462]

Is Slav Andrei

[@鉄馬-b7c]

2:26 when Boris said 'AHA!' he sounds like Anatoli

[@andreasbmb2695]

“Made of genuine fake leather”

[@DanieliusGEG]

Boris Your Gopnik Bag Is Too Slav For Me Can You Giveaway This

[@hellacopter5768]

Danielius G come now danielius, everybody knows a gopnik does not give away his gopnik bag

[@agustinl2302]

One very similar to that one costed me only 10 euros in Spain (I live in Uruguay). They're everywhere, by the way, even here in Latin America although barely anyone uses them and they're quite expensive here

[@Shiux]

Danielius G he is no rich man

[@jakakraigher4389]

All the wanna be Gopniks...sad

[@Telukin]

Always have a bolt! You never know when you're going to walk up to an anomaly! I loved Stalker :D

[@routadu]

some people carry tape, I carry Bolts - Boris

[@brodylee3933]

Ok now I know this is fake. That eraser is WAY to big for that bag.

[@LifeofBoris]

ok you got me

[@bitchniggaswag2089]

That semechki bag was also very suspicious..

[@nguyenthehien3034]

Bro, never heard of Doraemonov?

[@askolds11]

ever heard of being slav?

[@ironlight2689]

You can just put it in diagonally...

[@daryl7146]

I had no idea this was a joke until the rifle and then i realised the date on the vid was april 1.

[@kektaro]

dude..... the gas mask... babushka's fist.... him raising the bag above camera limits.... how much vodka have you been drinking?

[@jasonpatowsky6929]

Basically video game inventory IRL

[@slavboii420]

We've made it, Slav Bois, this video has 69k likes. This is the pinnacle of human achievement.

[@corrosiv3]

#gopniksuprisegg

[@kevinhoppe2364]

Its a German Chocolate Egg and is it called Überraschungsei

[@pachioni7943]

Inside there's kvass instead of a toy

[@pinter_marton6165]

Thats one small bag! *Pulls out communism*

[@kinga.d9791]

This is what happen if *Doremon* was a *SLAV* Doremon's pocket is full with slav stuff

[@jamesgracia9268]

Doreamon bag was adibas

[@divyaakashdutta4038]

@@jamesgracia9268 hardibass!!

[@danielsavin5674]

If Dora the explorer was a slav. That bitch can fit anything in her backpack.

[@teemuleppa3347]

dont know how i missed this video for 3 years! and i thought i've watched all your content...amazing stuff my true slav king!

[@mauricemeerts3336]

where is pkp pecheneg or rpd?

[@komiks42]

In pocket

[@ИванИванов-ф8х4ю]

maurice meerts rpd most unpopular machinegun in slavs countries

[@cauegjailson4673]

pkp better for gopnik , bigger round

[@zzzynx]

maurice meerts the real question is, where the blin is the Kalashnikov?

[@comradebear_ro2126]

where is the T 14 Armata ?

[@uchihamadara4305]

Thanos:infinity gauntlet Boris:infinity bag

[@audriustimleris1353]

Until the babushka's fist came I thought it was legit

[@nateinsane4023]

Audrius Pliaskus Until babushka's fist I thought it was fake

[@bucelliLeo]

Man, this guy is totally cashing in on all the slav stereotypes, especially as far as gopnik goes.

[@Vlad-mx8cl]

Can Canadian be slav? I made over 10 liters of kompot.

[@Vlad-mx8cl]

I made Ukha and the best kvass you will ever drink.

[@Vlad-mx8cl]

It's a taste to get used to, haha.

[@hero3551]

I would have to try... The best kvass is forged in the ancient villages of Ukraine.

[@Vlad-mx8cl]

I thought it was pretty good :p

[@vezoy8823]

you made a gallon. Thus you can't be slav

[@DOGE-rk1sq]

Geez he has a whole freaking Minecraft inventory

[@taranmihai6101]

When i saw him pulling a Sniper out of the bag, i imediately searched for 5 dollars to buy it

[@Lavi037]

Boris has *ALL* of the "Deepened Pockets" perks unlockable.

[@legal_lala]

Doraemon, you lost to BORIS the Shashlik King.

[@boris906]

is dis gopnik bag or stalker bag asking because of the druvagnov inside and the gasmask and the vo- nope

[@TooGoodTooBeReal]

Doesn't matter. Only gopniks and military are in the zone. And if you are not with the military, then you know...

[@CandelaZ]

*THE BABUSHKA'S FIST*

[@newgabe09]

Boris yes ... This is so smoothly done

[@dracovenit9549]

Dood you are breaking physics!

[@yalkn2073]

Draco Venit Physics is Capitalism propaganda! Blin!

[@kingjoyce6414]

Draco Venit physics is a capitalists conspiracy to keep the working man down (for real though check out the Russian flying tank, they made it happen) Laws of space are made to make the working man's house more expensive Laws of gravity are to keep the working man from travel Laws of oxygen are ment to keep the working man from beating up western space spies.

[@pr0sp0t3rfrangodasadia3]

Swag is for boy Slav track suit is for man

[@rees1785]

0_0 same bag as me.... with same stuff!!.............................. but i carry dragunov in back pocket in case i catch Ovis nivicola stealing my vodka................ you my long lost slav comrade??

[@pablogilberto87]

I rewatched this after reading Roadside Picnic. I couldn't stop laughing at the bolts. Absolute genius!

[@lyz505]

where can I find those knifes...somebody tell me

[@darioschiazza3009]

FireWarriors the hunting knofe from the internet. the bayonet probably on the internet too or in a antique store. whatch out for your nation's laws

[@lyz505]

Jackretto yess I know thank you so much

[@blackc_tr2122]

Lol just go to a military themed shop like one sells patches and camo clothing those usually have some...At least where I got my butterfly and karambit from lol

[@nickb.7307]

FireWarriors I think there's a website called blade play

[@billl5297]

FireWarriors the knife he has is from cutss

[@timeavarholakova6738]

I love how he says potatos

[@LifeofBoris]

how do you say potatos?

[@timeavarholakova6738]

Life of Boris welp in slovakia I say zemiak

[@gamesmile1440]

in czech we call it brambora...

[@timeavarholakova6738]

Game Smile​ yea I know I was in czech republic

[@thirdyvlogs8338]

I'm Filipino but Russian blood I live in Philippines my entire room is half full of Adidas brands

[@shoutaarikawa929]

Me too

[@gunboyngsanfernando]

Best brad

[@maihopop]

oh privet comrade

[@alikos88]

towards the end I was almost expecting Boris to pull out an old Soviet T-34 tank from that endless Gopnik Addidas bag