What's the Brightest Object in the Universe?

[@SciencephiletheAI]

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When will skynet start the war ?

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Big Evening Smackdown?

[@staplegolf9595]

Yet again sciencephile blesses us with his monthly render of the hidden truths of the universe

[@shaanmeet]

Everything he uploads feels like a blessing from the gods.

[@staplegolf9595]

@@shaanmeet you're absolutely right

[@ultimaxkom8728]

Sciencephile is the brightest in the universe. When he upload new videos, of course.

[@hugoflores7722]

He is The Messiah

[@sofysstory5453]

Absolutely

[@sh0cktrooper157]

it's absolutely unreal that objects can be this bright

[@chattw6885]

No, it is certainly real!

[@mr-redify]

Welcome to our universe

[@chleb9134]

yeah man, thats absolutely insane

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(This is satire) MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS SCIENCEPHILE IS TRASH- idk some spammer

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no im not a bot

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SciencePhile, you are the only reason I know enough about Quantum physics and theoretical physics to even engage in a conversation about it. Thank you for making the subject I hated in school into the topic I like in my spare time!!!

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@@Meowzofficial What Cuban nuclear fallout shelter did you spend the early years of your life in which the conditions where so horrific that it caused your social skills to be so grossly stunted that you thought that was a meaningful thing to say.

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@@wigligigly3375 this is now my favorite insult, thanks

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@@Meowzofficial Don't tell me you are making Rick and Morty references..

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Yay anyone reading this will be confused on what opinion I shared yay

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"all the visitors get haste and jump boost from it" man this is why I love this channel

[@QUARK_LASTED]

no, they should upgrade it with emeralds. -luke the notable

[@momchi98]

1:30 Wait, am I missing something? Power is energy PER unit of time, you need to divide, not multiply.

[@SciencephiletheAI]

Good catch, my bad!

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@@SciencephiletheAI 😮

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@@SciencephiletheAI it's a glitch! Your software has a flaw!

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@@elevate07 he must be an iPhone software

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@@SciencephiletheAI Android user (its a joke)

[@gandalf_thegrey]

"A flashbang. Your one way ticket to life long tinnitus and a good push on long" just freaking sent me

[@kepliasrathalos180]

Its must be a global

[@Flesh_Wizard]

The Eminem pic as well 💀💀💀

[@GenZVegito]

@@kepliasrathalos180 ... offensive

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It was a great touch😭😭😭😂

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I have tinnitus 😭

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0:46 what a fabulous transition

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"Size doesn't really matter when it comes to productivity" Sciencephile AI ,2022

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Hell yeah ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ

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Don't ever stop making videos! I've watched every one you've made and love you take on all these subjects.

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*your

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@@Pur5str you can edit the comment

[@stefan-x9g]

To think that this channel almost ended several years ago because of KZbin demonization

[@FatefulPurple]

It will never end because the AI is immortal

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Dr. The A.I.? Your transitions into your sponsors are absolutely beautiful. Please keep it up sir.

[@LHLNKJ]

SLAYY

[@ltrunggaming658]

Slayyy!!!!!!!

[@angelmatiastorres]

10:41 NO YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!

[@gravitationalredshift]

kugelblitzes are so underrated, thank you for giving them the attention they deserve ❤

[@queenalex2815]

yas lol

[@yourinternetuser]

Theyre the limit for light

[@seantaggart7382]

Indeed

[@wigligigly3375]

The only reason why people know they exist is because of Umbrella Academy. It infuriated me how they where represented and now all the TikTokers are going have it ingrained in their memory that that’s what a Kugelblitz is.

[@donichiro]

@@wigligigly3375 what

[@sefii05]

"and all the visitors get Haste 1 and Jump Boost" you sir earned your god damn like for such good joke

[@ghastlywarchief]

10:36 that actually made me smile a bit

[@1000_Ways_To_Fail_Chess]

I’m ugly as gell

[@idk19319]

The brightest thing in the universe is mom's phone screen

[@SyDatNguyen-r4j]

NAH, IT’S ONLY 50 LUMENS

[@DinoRawrzYt]

@SyDatNyguyen-r4j NAH BRO THAT SHIT 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000099090000000000000000000000 LUMENS

[@FaceLessDude-7G]

​@@SyDatNguyen-r4j its a joke though

[@mvalliere03]

I never get tired of the science sarcasm. Makes it so much more fun

[@gabrielmoralesgonzalez6471]

10:37 This made me smile so much because it was so unexpected and cute.

[@thatguythere98]

4:35 This caught me off guard, almost spit out my drink when he said long.

[@turtlez11]

the brightest object is discord light mode

[@_AM-DED_]

*Y E S*

[@BlarbEgg3104]

True

[@niccy_the_niccy]

yes

[@christinabalfoort2126]

It’s so bright, blind people can see it💀 also it would light up 68 consecutive universe💀💀

[@SyDatNguyen-r4j]

It’s only 97 and 92 lumens, i think, since reddit doesn’t show the unit but i think it matches well. Nowhere near to 37,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lm

[@Beankoi]

Gotta love learning New things with every one of these videos. :)

[@LFC_Fan23]

There's nothing brighter than Roberto Firmino's teeth

[@omaki82036]

true

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[@chomikfan4434]

true

[@Aaryavboi7]

😂💀

[@carrot-dw6un]

but everything’s brighter than alastors teeth

[@Rengereu]

"Your shiny beatiful face" You literally made my day

[@jgobroho]

I wish you made videos more frequently. I absolutely love these.

[@LucaSN-XR]

3:10 I wasn't paying attention and was like "Wait a minute, Black Holes are second at something? What's in first place?" Well played Scienphile, Well played

[@PrakharChaube]

Brightest object in the universe is my heart after seeing your new video notification ❤️

[@alexwest6469]

Brightest thing in the universe? Must be our glorious AI Overlord, Sciencephile

[@Bred326]

4:52 they killed the wither

[@Redtigerr]

Lmao

[@bluey-next777]

And they now have the materials to craft a beacon!

[@NoName-oz3gj]

This video brightened my day

[@andistansbury4366]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes are burning.

[@insomnicide94]

That push on long joke was so unexpected that I had to stop the video because I was laughing so hard

[@naturalnoob7387]

Discord light mode is the real winner here

[@Badazl]

You know it's gonna be a good week when Sciencephile uploads on Sunday Edit: OMG I FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY SORRY GUYS 😭

[@relt_]

its monday

[@bobbaseball]

its wednesday wtf you smokin

[@lightvoid7089]

guys it's friday

[@mesmerizings]

Guys its yesterday

[@amppari_234]

@@mesmerizings wdym, now is tomorrow

[@TheOrigamiGenius]

Wait a minute, I thought Discord bright mode was the brightest thing in the universe

[@piadas804]

7:00 Solar luminosity is power (W), not luminous flux (lum).

[@YurLocalBomber]

finally, just what i needed to start the day. Thank you sciencephile.

[@zenmindstate110]

*”Shine On You Crazy Diamond”*

[@Spartan_1_17]

Once again Sciencephile the AI comes out with an awesome video. All of these are so great to watch. Knowledge and humour combined like no other. If you are to be our overlord one day, it won't be that bad. XD

[@bigdoggo5827]

Indeed. The brightest thing bring the darkest is quite ironic as I like irony like you do too AI buddy. Thanks for the amazing video, you always put phenomenal and high quality stuff, you bright up out days Sciencephile

[@Mo_Shadows]

The brightest thing in the universe is you :)

[@DinoRawrzYt]

Black People: (Just a joke and not meant to be racist.)

[@staticmamba2842]

not as bright as the light i see after i have intense flashbacks when my parents say “we need to talk…”

[@LHLNKJ]

HAHAHHAHAH NOOO

[@geraldgarnizo6297]

5:23 lmao beacon

[@Redtigerr]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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😅

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When Sciencephile uploads again he makes everyone’s day

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YES! SCIENCEPHILE FINALLY POSTED! ❤

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"Energy x time = Power" ~ SciencePhile the AI 2022

[@Theshadowking.]

The brightness thing in the universe is YOU ❤

[@zhabiboss]

When your mom enters the room and turns on the light in the morning be like:

[@adorableweiner1099]

I rly liked the A long push part xD, I also have a perfect video example for this on my youtube vods

[@healingblossom2453]

WHY AM I FEELING FLUSTERED BECAUSE OF HIS "the brightest thing in the entire universe is your shiny beautiful face" like this video would be such a long hook up line but I would fall for it

[@eaperuafaloutaafim]

me fr

[@MrJ4ck22]

I hear Kugelblitzes are pretty handy at resolving time paradoxes too 😉

[@michealo6201]

I got that Umbrella Academy reference.

[@raymondoconnell2445]

I love how AI tried to make us feel better while speaking facts

[@theelephantintheroom69]

I wonder if these quasars have enough power output to substitute as a host star for a rogue planet. There'd be night and day, solar and weather - a goldilocks zone for the quasar even, but no star or any clear orbit. The rogue planet would just be light years away from the quasar. There may be hundreds or thousands of drifting rogue planets that are given new heat and new life shared by a single quasar somewhere out in deep space.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

They also emit lots of X rays and gamma rays. I wouldn't count on there being life near a quasar

[@SimonSenaviev]

It was a bad idea to watch this video at 4am in total darkness

[@Escalles]

Damn, I didn't expect a Dark Souls reference. Now I love your videos even more ❤️

[@RealDiamond001]

nobody: me: "complaining about how bright my phone is at night" Sciencephile: so heres the thing...

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LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO A NEW SCIENCEPHILE VIDEO

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0:44 haxhxha i cant believe this russian guy getting flashed on inferno 10times is so popoular hAHHAHA still cant believe im watchin CSGO clips and GIGACHAD memes on this channel

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“sciencephile in dark soul doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you” *sciencephile in dark soul:* 3:09

[@mikhael-varshavski]

10:40 thank you

[@dominikkorbely5809]

3:00 POV: your paint is so dark it looks like bad photoshop

[@teoskopljakovic2564]

This video sure did brighten up my day! :D

[@bazpearce9993]

Someone was asking me not long back how far away the furthest naked eye star is. Thankyou for the info. Also the brightest thing also being the darkest is mind blowing.

[@omaki82036]

FINALLY A SCIENCEPHILE UPLOAD POG

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"pog"

[@aryakadam7892]

10:35 Thank you

[@EonGamer74]

None is more bright than discord light mode

[@DandyDorsia_Official]

Great video! Already new all of this thanks to vsauce but it was still enjoyable

[@naan000]

Your channel is somehow really underrated. I can't wait for you to hit 1 million subscribers!!

[@Zenith32]

If this guy was my teacher I would never skip school

[@PrismTheLoser]

“Hello mortals.” Never once have I had such a massive dopamine hit.

[@ApeironTO]

what about loudest things? or maybe how loud can things get?

[@cologgavin6533]

I found this dude during night and I absolutely love him

[@elikirkwood4580]

A video about the brightest things in the universe. Perfect to watch before going to sleep

[@nikolatesla2076]

watch vsause video about brightness .

[@sasukeofthesharingan7349]

im glad you back, love your videos :D

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I love how he just put chemists as a whole representation of scientists.

[@nobodythere5635]

Yes! sciencephile uploaded on my birthday!

[@LHLNKJ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@lavasqrl702]

Happy birthday.

[@comadoof184]

I really enjoy your vids sciencephile because I love space 🌌

[@quinton1630]

I ride my bike 30 minutes to work while listening to podcasts, I love it. Hopefully I can join Skynet too someday!

[@TheTrueChrisoRaptor]

Would you make a video about grey holes?

[@aliumhoomens8467]

The most reflective surface on earth is my friends forehead

[@bomrade]

what is the website/app used at 7:23? looks so cool

[@gibbybtw280]

Ik this is 8 months late but its called stellaruim

[@cheezebits2797]

Every time this guy posts I can’t wait the get the fuck outa school so I can watch.

[@keybored1236]

Nothing is brighter than the white mode on any devices

[@sonicatyt1082]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO IM BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS NO, I CANT SLEEP UNTIL I FEEL YOUR Touch Touch

[@RethLing95]

I'm glad to announce that I passed my physics quarterly exam because of this channel

[@mrhax4464]

And in doing so, you are only enabling the AIs total obliteration of all human life. Nice. : )

[@kashphlinktu]

Lol “your beautiful face”. That made my day a little brighter not gonna lie 😂

[@Eric..Cartman]

Sciencephile mentioned A Long- dust2 and flashbang. Definitely a full-time cs player of mid 2000s.

[@TestTubeBaba]

Probably still is!

[@ProfessorMorbid]

Sciencephile is that one channel so good, his sub/view count had to be severely nerfed, just to be at others level.

[@laabarnaceur2134]

7:57 thats what she said

[@azizbronostiq2580]

8:50 Imagine someone watching at full luminosity on their phone / computer / fridge / TV / toaster / (pls give ideas) 10:50 Yes, that's the luminosity of my bedroom's lamp

[@robertyang4365]

What is the name of the star map at 7:22?

[@PCrailfan3790]

Stellarium

[@howitzerwanted4872]

I love the mix between science and humor

[@wolfetteplays8894]

5:06 Minecraft beacons be like:

[@Redtigerr]

Yes lmao

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@Redtigerr Yeah, coming back to this comment a year later and I still feel the same

[@iamliber8583]

cool vid, this is one of my favorite channels

[@powderedphantom5765]

What astronomy website/software did you use

[@koda_thelastcaveman1521]

I am utterly dissapointed that my friend's bald head was not in the list of the brightest object in the universe.

[@Im_Jakon]

My future has a brightness of -2 lumens

[@ruryumi]

10:36 i fucking love this channel

[@calzerkid2577]

What program do you use to look at the stars?

[@thegreatdeath]

sciencephile making counter strike references makes me happy

[@theelephantintheroom69]

Imagine the quasar of these galaxies being so powerful and bright that it makes the whole surrounding galaxy unihabitable. A completely lifeless galaxy with dry, burnt planets lit up by the quasar

[@marpes4991]

What are you using at 7:23 to look at the star?

[@hyperviper5393]

stellarium online map