The First Nanoseconds

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Once upon a time, 13.8 billion Earth years ago, the Universe was very very small, but also infinite in size, as it has always been. You might rightfully ask - what? And I’m here to explain. The First Nanoseconds.
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The first sound was “hello mortals.”

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Better yet, the windows start up sound, then a loud ass boom

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Yes.

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Nope. It was that lonely short beep indicating the PC has booted correctly and found Windows XP.

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It was from god

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printf("Hello World") ;

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"faster than you could say baba booey" that hit different

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Oh, this form me look like a cool answer, but probabilly u have seen it a lot of times

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3:04 then everything changed, the fire nation atttacked XD

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I lost myself on that one XD

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XD (I also posted a comment on that moment please go read it)

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Queen Elizabeth to her grandchildren: Here is a picture of me when i was a teenager, apparentely other people make a big fuss about that and call it the cosmic background radiation but i never understood why.

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I chuckled

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[@Alexandar358]

"It's an odd situation where we multiply 0 by infinity." is probably the best explanation I've ever heard about the moment of the big bang

[@Chris-jw8vm]

I think of it more like 0 is still something. If there is nothing then it couldn't be said that there is 0 nothing but rather 1 nothing or infinite nothing. That means it's both 0 and 1, and every other digit. We can create simulations using patterns in numbers. Why couldn't existence itself spawn forth from the fact that 0 is 1 and every other number. I think it's largely ordered around the pattern of the fibonacci sequence. 0 1 1 2 3 5 etc. Might be wrong ofcourse.

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0*∞=0*-nan

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​@Chris if 0×inf is equal to every number in existence at once, which is basically just infinity, then does that mean the big bang birthed an infinite number of universes?

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​@@Chris-jw8vmmf either you're an quantum physicist wizard from Harward or you're some random 13 year old who knows jack shit and honestly it's terrifying that I can't tell which is which.

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science + humor = perfection

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“faster than you could say bababooey” but what if when the singularity exploded into the universe there wasn’t a loud boom there was just a giant bababooey?

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Big babbooey theory

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@@lezzzedd591 lol I thought the same too that all of his videos are just jokes Not real science

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He is not kidding.

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I know right!

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he simplifies it very well too, probably better than the stephen hawking book i have

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"everything change when the fire nation attack" that really caught me off guard XD

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SAME XDXD

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6:35 apparently the bottom one is called 'Kaon' (with an elementary charge of -2/3)

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What does it do?

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@@quager6000 according to Wikipedia: "Kaons have proved to be a copious source of information on the nature of fundamental interactions since their discovery in cosmic rays in 1947. They were essential in establishing the foundations of the Standard Model of particle physics, such as the quark model of hadrons and the theory of quark mixing (the latter was acknowledged by a Nobel Prize in Physics in 2008). Kaons have played a distinguished role in our understanding of fundamental conservation laws: CP violation, a phenomenon generating the observed matter-antimatter asymmetry of the universe, was discovered in the kaon system in 1964 (which was acknowledged by a Nobel Prize in 1980)."

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overused

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"The first nanoseconds" Bear Grylls: Oh, so many memories

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Bear Grylls: I Was Actually In That Situation

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Like drinking his own piss out of a rattlesnake skin? Good times 😌

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Queen Elizabeth : i miss those gold old times

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Bear Grylls is a fundamental force, always has been

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I love the part when the quarks are dancing while you explained their too energetic to form atoms, it is still funny to me.

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0:00: Before(?), Big Bang, Plank Epoch 2:28: Electronuclear Epoch 3:07: Inflationary Period 5:46: Quark Epoch 6:20: Hadron Epoch 7:02: Nucleosynthesis Period

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2:25 we are out of gravity

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9:22 How to cook pasta

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You forgot -0:01 hello mortals

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*This man literally went and broke into Queen Elizabeth's castle and asked her what happened*

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True

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9:22 you have to salt pasta even before boiling the water. Since you cannot really make pasta here’s a step by step list: -put water into a fancy bucket -salt it, two teaspoons of big salt per person -wait till it boil (bubbles have to form) -insert the pasta (do not even try to break it) -wait and mix the pasta at regular intervals -if it has become like pasta should be drain it and enjoy I’ll check later if you have done it correctly

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It doesnt really make a difference if you salt it before it is boiling or while it is boiling. Just salt it before you put the pasta in! In theory it takes longer to boil for salty water than not salty water. 20g salt in 1 liter water rises the boiling temperatur to 100.04°C instead 100°C

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This video was about the starting second of universe and you all are more busy at talking about making pasta?

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Thank you for making this type of knowledge fun to learn about.

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Who else thought this is a collaboration at 8:06

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I think they did a collaboration in a video at some time

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​@@matthewboire6843which video?

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@@incrusio801 they didn’t actually do one, I think i was thinking of someone else. I might be wrong though

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Sciencephile, You don't know how happy i was when you started making videos again. I've had a great day that i thought couldn't get better until i saw you uploaded. And on top of that you gave me a crystal clear explanation of the First seconds of our universe. Thanks man, Keep uploading please!

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Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, Onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has read this enjoyed the humorous “Your Mother” joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

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down-strange *exists* Curiosity has joined the chat

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Odd

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It may be a Kaon, a type of meson.

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Bababooey

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thinking to myself: _man this channel's pretty fun and informative, have i subscribed yet?_ Sciencephile the AI: "should i salt the pasta while or after boiling it? Sadly, we don't have yet the technology to look deeper..." at that moment i knew i had to subscribe, im still giggling omg.

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AŞa

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I was not here in the first nanosecond he posted

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😳

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Any AI that can properly insert the beloved Bababooey meme is simply the best AI

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I LOVE your videos! Your capacity to find simplifications for high concept science is machine like. But i have one criticism: You talk about Dark matter and dark energy like anybody knew what they are. Who knows if there was anything to form them for instance?

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Imagine being birthed and already misbehaving after 10^-43 seconds -This post was made by the electromagnetic force gang

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The best force in every aspect let's be real

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What if the Big Bang was just a white hole explosion from a star collapsing into a black hole in another universe

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And schrödingers cat would be a great experiment, yeah sure

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Don't look Then, what about the first Big Bang?

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"First few nanoseconds" 9 minute long video

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Underrated comment

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“time is but an illusion”

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