What's the Deal with Trump's Impeachment Lawyer?

[@bahdkhitty8930]

"I had high hopes when he showed up wearing glasses." - 😂😂literally everybody

[@lirazel2001]

really? :D

[@lauraklebberr599]

At this point the impotent mixture of incompetence and malice feels part the course. Right down to one of Trump's lawyers diabolically licking his lips over and over during his speech. kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3LFipp-j9yjaac

[@maryelizabeth6797]

I wonder if he needs the glasses or if they were for affect.

[@carlosarroyo4222]

This British chap keeps gaining more weight by the video, what an American patriot this chap is 🐖

[@carlosarroyo4222]

This British chap keeps gaining more weight by the video, what an American patriot this chap is 🐖

[@AshGlover]

Please NEVER ever stop these uncut clips, they are so so perfect, i love every second!!

[@JSilverback]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5uUg6qir9mUpsk

[@notsure1969]

*Rudy Giuliani:* "I'm the world's worst lawyer." *Bruce Castor:* "Hold my pocket constitution."

[@יוסייייי-ק1צ]

80% chance they spent most of their time working on paperwork that made sure Trump actually paid them and not prepping for this session.

[@notsure1969]

@@יוסייייי-ק1צ They seemed about as prepared as a fifth grader getting up in front of the class to do a book report only having read the book's jacket.

[@Matty80822]

*pulls out a printed oan article

[@patsavage1245]

😂😂

[@notsure1969]

Whoa dude. Why did my reply come out backwards?

[@stapleskeri9811]

I only have two things to say: 1. I love lemons B. Apples are overrated (iii). Oranges are juicy

[@alwaysuseless]

IV. I go bananas over plantains.

[@patsavage1245]

(XLV). The Romans were sending us a cryptic message.😉😉

[@patsavage1245]

😂😂😂

[@larryc7209]

I'll add my 2 cents worth. There are 3 kinds of people on this planet. 1. Those that are good at math. 2. Those that aren't good at math.

[@patsavage1245]

@@larryc7209 😉😉😉

[@nbbim2012]

That was a FAILURE of a joke- love the shade Guillermo!!!!!

[@caru3257]

He could've gone with it was a failure to launch.

[@spunk33grl]

The bits that they fuck up are the actual best. I almost died.... lol

[@dcray4665]

Atta girl 🥴😷👣

[@TheSuzberry]

Did Monty Python write his presentation? Maybe, yes and he didn’t remember what That was.

[@just4951]

Just perfect. 😂👌🏼

[@carlosarroyo4222]

This British chap keeps gaining more weight by the video, what an American patriot this chap is 🐖

[@propaganda9734]

Trump's Lawyer just EXPOSED the Democrats for playing manipulated video of the Capitol Riot.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJetkquedpmmhpo As always these people are off the rails and around the corner!!??

[@JeffCreates]

And yet he’s still going to be acquitted. All this really just goes to show how ridiculous the US the system is.

[@sabrathompson8183]

TY 👏

[@jamesmallery9406]

Just remember next time you are on court you demand half the jury to be close friends and family. Only fair right?

[@catherinekalden-blum4547]

God...I hope NOT 😣🤨😞

[@jamesmallery9406]

@@catherinekalden-blum4547 he will, it is what happens when half the jury refuses to listen and acquit no matter what.

[@michw3755]

Yep, a lot of wasted time and taxpayers money and a very smug trump, scratch that, trumps always looks smug

[@myfoodstepss]

The last joke about Guillermo was soooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@peacekelly1128]

I’m guessing it’s not too far off Guillermo looks like he has a great time. If you remember without the mask he’s very good looking too so I’m sure he’s not alone often. LOL

[@myfoodstepss]

@@peacekelly1128 Cause he's a swinger that's why James made that joke.. He has a girlfriend

[@patsavage1245]

Two minutes into Castor's opening and I was thinking: "Is that real marble or laminate"?

[@england6013]

I was thinking 'thank God they didn't damage it'

[@patsavage1245]

@@england6013 😂😂😂

[@longlivedemocracy756]

😆🤣😂

[@patsavage1245]

@@longlivedemocracy756 I paid for a whole seat to watch this, but it was "Edge of your seat stuff". Could have saved myself some money.😉😉😉

[@maryelizabeth6797]

Yes, it did not take me long to see that this guy was lost in the trump’s alternative facts reality. He was good for a laugh though.

[@frankhuizar9171]

His defense is a joke. There's just no argument that makes sense.

[@smoothie3376]

Pretty much!!!

[@smoothie3376]

@Daniel Zhang That's because no serious self-respecting lawyer who wants to continue practicing law is going to take on Trump as a lawyer!!!! So I am just going to assume that this gentleman wants to retire. LMAO.

[@sabrathompson8183]

Thank you

[@mmaammiinne1]

@@SquishyProductions because he isn't

[@jorgesoler7753]

poor thing. he worked so hard on that floodgates bit

[@eugeniedjerf2384]

James always makes me laugh!😭😂

[@marquisemusings]

Yep ... we are @versatilewolf. And for someone to not find him funny you're here and commenting on everyone's joy post. So you're still getting entertainment thanks to James! Ah... he's the best!

[@eugeniedjerf2384]

@@marquisemusings lyyy💗💗

[@isawicame4579]

shame

[@isawicame4579]

@@marquisemusings commenting they feel he is funny when he is not funny, is laughable but not humorous? ic.

[@eugeniedjerf2384]

@@isawicame4579 okay we’ll just go away then coz that negativity is sad:)

[@emeraldfox76]

I flat out died at "Just the nine of us" XD

[@BellaDelilahWho]

And still no matter what the GOP will acquit him.

[@jamesduncan9170]

No he will be impeached ... If they want to. They just dont want to impeach him, even though you want it. You see. People dont want to do what you want. You see. You are just not worth it. :) You see?

[@juliancrooks7559]

Sad but true, Republicans won't convict cause most are co-conspirators in the sedition. Must be nice to be above the law.

[@Zett76]

Don't call that POS GOP. That's an insult even to Nixon.

[@Markle2k]

@@jamesduncan9170 He's already impeached. This is the trial.

[@u4riahsc]

@@jamesduncan9170 He was already impeached by the House - the Senate is the trial to convict after the impeachment - YOU SEE?

[@kerlysolon4837]

I want no cuts / leave everything in with these monos. Seriously, I keep saying it, but you give me something to look forward to and laugh about. THANK YOU, BEST. CREW. EVAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! ✨

[@peachesandpoets]

I love when Guillermo is just minding his business and gets hit 😂

[@DracoMalfoyable]

Dude, Guillermo got in James’ head with that “failure of a joke” line and he just fucking spiraled 😂

[@keatsgipsy9991]

Ha ha ... ha ha I too can’t stop laughing - you oh can’t make this stuff up! 🤣

[@jamesmallery9406]

Remember when south park and the onion was the only time you would hear crazy shit like this? Now South Park is more based in reality than the average conservative

[@AnexoRialto]

Donald Trump's lawyer is like "no way enough republicans vote to convict because the Qanon nutcases won't allow it, so I'll just riff up here for an hour".

[@jamesmallery9406]

Republicans went from being hardliners on terrorism, we dont negotiate with terrorists, to literally rolling over backwards for them.

[@ericcheeseburger631]

Especially when they vote to impeach a “past” president... turning against one of your own in the party isn’t going to unite anyone so most republicans will be voted out of districts who didn’t play ball and follow the constitution... welcome to America. The fact not one person noticed the fact that half of the political class wanted to impeach him right from the get go.... you lot will regret every step from here as the conservative right has taken its gloves off and we’re going to start digging into all the Dems pies and removing them from power one by one! It’s 1776 boys

[@nateweeks4094]

@@jamesmallery9406 exactly

[@Endlessvoidsutidos]

this is so true god right imagine being paid thousands of dollars an hour to do a job that literally did not matter at all dam and he not even bothering to pretend to know what the fuck he's talking about :D

[@elbarjones4812]

@@ericcheeseburger631 Eat your burger and STFU

[@dontmakemeslapyouinthethro3005]

Finally found out where Ian is. Via Twitter, he said he's too high risk to be in studio right now but that he's lucky to continue working from home.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

Thank you! I'd was wondering just yesterday because he's been gone for so long :(

[@anderjpoo]

We need to see Ian, perhaps he can Zoom in.

[@ljuvalivet]

THANK YOU.

[@marisolaquino719]

Thank you , I hope he gets better soon

[@peacekelly1128]

@Don’t make me slap you: Do you happen to know why he’s high risk. I do miss him being there he’s so funny. I like the other man too but I prefer Ian he is just funny. I hope he’s all right. I absolutely love James Corden. I love the banter with him and the band. It’s been a really great show without an audience. I know it’s different for James but I love it. Don’t get me wrong it was always a great show. By the way I love your name don’t make me slap you. LOL! I don’t know how to change my name I’m not great with technology. If you know a quick way to tell me I would appreciate it. Yours is so funny. I need to come up with something better than what I have. It’s a nickname for me. Yours is how I feel on a lot of things I see. It’s the perfect name. 🤗❤️

[@maycherrie]

James is my happy pill... like if anyone agrees!

[@Milton_Friedmanite]

“What do I know” - The Most honest thing that has ever come out of James Corden’s mouth.

[@markorchard2272]

Who's funnier..... A. James or 2. Trump's lawyer

[@gmchixx7652]

Trump's lawyer 😂😂😂

[@juliancrooks7559]

Trump's excuse for a defense

[@justlucky8254]

Simple. James isn't funny, regardless of the material or his writers.

[@patsavage1245]

😂😂

[@ozimi3176]

James is absolutely hilarious, but T's lawyer is the real joke😊

[@tarmacpounder785]

Knowing how Trump doesn’t pay his lawyers, he’s certainly getting his money’s worth.

[@propaganda9734]

Trump's Lawyer just EXPOSED the Democrats for playing manipulated video of the Capitol Riot.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJetkquedpmmhpo As always these people are off the rails and around the corner!!??

[@TorontoChick25]

@@propaganda9734 that video was priceless. Pot meet kettle. Poor dems.

[@gobud9]

Dems being exposed !! Stay tuned America !!!

[@JSilverback]

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[@L3Harris]

NEVER BRING BACK THE NORMAL SHOW AFTER COVID, THIS FORMAT IS AMAZING!

[@poppybell8217]

There should be a hybrid!

[@TimUnknown-h5q]

1000000% agree. Seriously. It's so much more funnier. So gooooood

[@Brecken22]

But James might not renew his contract next year. He had mentioned it. 😔

[@L3Harris]

@@Brecken22 that would be super sad 😥

[@Michael.Eddington]

How is it amazing?

[@MJ18888]

I just love James and Guillermo’s dynamic 😂😂😂

[@censusgary]

“Trump can’t tweet, but that doesn’t mean he can’t share his feelings in another form.” Needlepoint! I want him to do needlepoint! He’d probably embroider in all caps, but I’m OK with that.

[@ozimi3176]

He doesn't have the attention span, and his hands are too tiny

[@Angie_YouTube]

😂😂😂 so random, I love it lol. His little hands furiously at work ✍️

[@ragingmenace1984]

This is too funny. You have my respect sir lol😂😂😂

[@gigilabrador8189]

This is too funny. Thank you for making me laugh today. 😂

[@JSilverback]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5uUg6qir9mUpsk

[@katrin896]

I honestly love this unedited version of the show 😂😂😂😂

[@12jswilson]

What separates Corden from the other late night people is it often feels like he's just hanging out with his friends, cracking jokes.

[@katrin896]

@@12jswilson I agree.

[@missbarilladefenton9268]

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE STILL LAUGHING 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@0HARE]

Hagar - “Let’s Get It On” oh, yeah

[@startingQB]

Lol she's a bass player. Of course she chooses that song. Lol

[@lelmath]

Hagar let’s get it ooooon

[@closetoinsanityproductions6732]

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[@carlosarroyo4222]

This British chap keeps gaining more weight by the video, what an American patriot this chap is 🐖

[@flyyyjr]

“....👍🏽”!!! G-Mommie

[@Ogspotlite]

I pray anyone that sees this is successful in life

[@justinmawi3745]

You too

[@Winteramen]

Champion

[@connorjn8879]

@Cintai orang tua Kalian what did I just watch!?!? 😂😂

[@veryneff8411]

@@connorjn8879 it's some random bot that just spams some vid in the comments usually trying to get views. Just don't watch it

[@pudsboi5203]

Shame on you James

[@josephking7219]

I love James and his crew. I'm always laughing along with them. Bring on some more. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@michaelpowis3340]

martian says "you wait thousands of years for a spaceship then 3 turn up"

[@sophierobinson2738]

Michael Powis "Getting crowded, time to move."

[@bookbwitched466]

Laughed aloud and after this day, that is an accomplishment. Thank you!

[@lbsc4527]

Wow! Nicely done tonight! You held the 🔥 for today.

[@karenholliness3533]

Just the 9 of us,I am on the floor,😆 🤣 😂

[@tejae504]

Nobody has seen a bad joke become so hilarious on a show before! Extremely funny!

[@sandrahazzard2505]

I believe he was referencing when Sen. Schumer threatened the Supreme Court Justices with the “release the whirlwind” comment but he did kind of jack it up a bit lol

[@startingQB]

Lol. The problem is explaining something that didn't need to be explained.

[@geminigirltwo]

Nice try.

[@carlosarroyo4222]

This British chap keeps gaining more weight by the video, what an American patriot this chap is 🐖

[@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121]

Politely offering one another to go first in a continuous loop is what we call a Canadian standoff

[@slash7303]

I hate when that shit happens 😆

[@GPDuchess]

He is a prosecutor hired as defense lawyer😂

[@ignacioduran5993]

Instead of skywriting "Witch Hunt," more realistically would have been "Which Hunt."

[@isawicame4579]

go home, you're drunk

[@lisalangille2071]

Omg... 😂😂 this was a hilariously wild monologue! 😂😂😂

[@EyesOfByes]

Don't worry James, this was really good content ☺️ Even though the jokes didn't land, the joyful atmosphere and laughter made up for it 😆 I'm pressing like on this one

[@Yaycee987]

Never laughed so much in all my life 😂😂😂😂 We love you James! 👌

[@zeldas_lullaby]

Trump's lawyer saying, "A and 2" reminds me of Buzz from Home Alone! "No, for three reasons: A. I'm not that lucky, 2. we use smoke detectors, and D. we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period."

[@cindyhofmann8356]

He is so funny 😂 Hadn’t watch this before however I will y’all need to keep it the way you’re doing it so funny.

[@terminatah500]

America this is serious stuff but dam this is too funny..😂😂😂

[@abubakarrjalloh5546]

Hagar's smile is muaaah 😘... I just love it whenever she smiles ❣️❤️..

[@sudeepranabhat2724]

This comma changed the whole dynamic “paint it, black”.

[@carlosarroyo4222]

This British chap keeps gaining more weight by the video, what an American patriot this chap is 🐖

[@grimmstryke9627]

@@carlosarroyo4222 lol you are aware he was fairly big (pun intended) on UK telly before he went to US?

[@morgangrey3826]

Unbelievable ! just when you thought it couldn't get... ! Unreal !

[@addicted2mako]

I have ADHD, and even I would be able to stay on topic better than this guy. I'm just kidding: I'd never want to represent DJT in court.

[@nadjiaounassi5724]

Right now, somewhere in the space of life I am sitting in the ER and having so much fun listening to your show. Laughing by myself. Best worst bizarre night ever!!

[@SharynS.]

Why is that lawyer’s suit so big? It just flaps at his sides.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Sharyn Studstill borrowed it from t***p?

[@Smoove_J]

It reminds me of the Talking Heads

[@CrumCity]

Keep doing this relax format it's amazing!

[@TTPDrums]

I don’t understand how James Corden got this gig 🤷‍♂️

[@darrenwilson146]

James Corden sold out ages ago for fame.

[@jennifergibson2444]

@@darrenwilson146 so how was the storm on the capital? Were you the man dressed like a racist care bear?

[@annesalt7152]

Dear Dr. Jimmy, you never disappoint, thank you for the belly giggles.

[@Kartoffelsack]

Every time when I see a new late late show video, I stop with all my home schooling i should do right now and watch it...

[@commonsense320]

Pour Some Sugar On Me! Best Valentine song ever! Also birthdays and anniversaries! I think two of my three kids came from that song

[@Islandgirl4ever2]

I listened to the whole thing, and had NOOOOO idea what he was blabbering about.. What the heck???

[@lilith3059]

I love the unedited version of the show .

[@longlivedemocracy756]

Hilarious clip. Ok James, serious business. Finish the Valentine’s playlist and put it on iTunes or Spotify or something...😍

[@remo2315]

That shit was hilarious!!! Trumps new lawyer sounded like was doing a late night monologue and he even said Trump shud be arrested 🤣😂😅🥴🤪😬😳🤔😎

[@geeayy222]

James has the best suits in late night.

[@karen81681]

I just LOVE this guy!!! Soooo funny😀🤣😂 "whatever happened to blockbuster video"🤣🤣🤣

[@TheGreatPooyah]

Y’all really still can’t stop talking about trump.... what a joke the media is

[@nashekabryan]

Desperate

[@reidsusan4]

It’s like watching a clown tripping over not only his tie but his tongue, starring in a horror movie for four years. Believe me we cant wait until he finally shuts up.

[@dumbass3533]

Maybe because he’s currently going through a second impeachment trial for the first time ever? And he’s the third president to be impeached. And the trial for his second impeachment is currently happening. And it’s current news. Do I really need to keep going?

[@TB-zc9jg]

Castor just gave SNL their skit for next week 😁

[@muadhib001]

The fkd up parts are always hilarious

[@shootingsportstransparency7461]

*You get what you able to pay for*

[@michaelsinclair8733]

Is Trump's Defense Attorney trying to get him 100-0 in favor of conviction? It kinda does.

[@bellajaid]

He knows he legit has to just show up with nonsense and most will still vote against impeachment

[@korinemlbernard3256]

Don't worry James the failed jokes are the best 😂😂😂😂 cause the failed. The mars one was therefore hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🇨🇦

[@Brunners90]

Can you zoom Ian in? I miss him :(

[@brettgude8977]

Where is he?

[@Brunners90]

@@brettgude8977 Working from home because he's high risk for Covid and doesn't want to take the chance atm.

[@rachelgarber1423]

What a joke, PA has a joke of a senator in Toomey, and now a clown of a defense lawyer in Bruce Castor, what an embarrassment

[@liloiax22]

James is by far at his best n funniest when he goes off script n just rifts it lol

[@isawicame4579]

or the opposite

[@analogkid28]

Ya’ll are so much fun. Thanks for bringing done laughter into my house. 😀

[@mickeytollison]

Trumps lawyer mades the dems look like complete idiots today. I am sure James will cover that tonight!

[@MrAndroidData]

i doubt it, james is now paid by higher paid elitists, its sad hes gone this way and become a fake/american presenter trying to be what hes not, he used to be respected brit, but not now

[@rogerswab53]

Gorden gets me in some laugh out loud moments, he's the best late-night show today.🤣

[@headshotheroes2618]

Hagar is Beautiful

[@jennifercamille16]

That speech by Castor made no sense lol. We are all dumber after having listened to it, to quote the debate moderator from Billy Madison. 🤣

[@oliverfarfan1513]

Those lawyers used a philabuster to see how deep is the $hit they are in. They will come back with a way to settle the trial.

[@_valve]

This has aged well hasn’t it

[@NoahsGameCave]

My valentines playlist addition: Wicked Game by Chris Isaak

[@SilverLiningMiner]

James, you are an artist at turning a fail into hilarity. So funny!

[@patrickn.booker3672]

I was a little uncertain when my friend talked about bitcoinsamurai. I guess somehow were so used to things being difficult to come by. Who says good things cant come easily once in a while? Keep up the good work and continue helping us to make more money!

[@TypeIIAdventures]

I think he was making a home alone reference. “A, 2, and D.” -Buzz

[@barrywalls7175]

It's the 'splash of colour' on the techies... It's throwing James off. Love it though haha

[@somebodynamedmorgan]

I expected the comments to be about how hard it was for James to get through this mono, but the impeachment trial is so embarrassing, I think you're of the hook for this one, James!

[@juliancrooks7559]

It's time for Donnie to reap the whirlwind.

[@Shasha-yg1mm]

That would be true if only the GOP were honest and not morally corrupt.

[@juliancrooks7559]

Valentines Playlist 1. 2 out of 3 ain't bad 2. I will do anything for love but I won't do that 3. Paradise by the dashboard light

[@levidelgado2789]

Who is here before 10,000 views?

[@jorgesoler7753]

9,999 people

[@guiniverebehounek6174]

Please for the love of everything holy in this universe do not let the audience come back. This show has been OUTSTANDING since lock down. Although I do miss Ian. Where is he??

[@sallypatton4507]

sorry I’m still gonna ask for 1D-

[@rodolfoleyva5157]

"Yeah, in the ole victrola"😲

[@deenormus1975]

Barry. White.

[@MrWillcapone]

The Guillermo swipes are the best

[@kangwamushibwe6039]

James hahahahah "should have just stuck with flood gates" hehehehhe

[@trking649]

Kenneth Williams' Rambling Syd Rumpo could've had a field day with these solicitors' renderings.

[@activefriend1349]

I should go to sleep but who cares

[@leafyrox]

That A and 2 thing was taken by Home Alone. He had better come up with a different listing mechanism.

[@vfirehorse]

just the 9 of us lol

[@dr.aniasara7038]

I'M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER!!!

[@dalequadros2535]

Day 167 of asking James to kidnap or hand out zoom ids to the 1D members

[@coco-vb8me]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5TYnWWiid6inaM .............. .