What's WRONG with After Earth???

[@dirtyharry1881]

"You're not a philosopher. You're just a rich teenager with famous parents and a twiter account." lmao. Sir, you just got a subscriber...

[@anikmonette2140]

To be completely fair towards Jaden, it's not all his fault. Sure, he seems like a pretentious jerk, I won't argue that, but this young boy probably never have been challenged or had to face any consequences since he's born. And as the movie goes, Shyamalan can be very bad at directing actors. Just look at Mark Whalberg in The Happening, a very decent actor that acts as if he had a pineapple shoved up his ass and talking as if he was afraid to push it further in his rectum(sorry for the image but that's what I imagine each time I see him act or speak in this movie) ; ) I know it could be that he's just a bad actor, but jeez! The dialogues! They're not the worst I've heard but darn. Just the techno babble in this film is enough to drive me nuts(and I oddly like it, reminds me of Star Trek, except that Star Trek have really good writing and dialogues) Still, his cringy acting is really funny. The thing I don't understand though is his father: again, I know that he's putting himself in the shadow to give the spotlight to Jaden but for the love of Pete JUST ACT!!! XD

[@-reflex-8476]

Excuse ur 4 years late and I'm 1 month late

[@anikmonette2140]

@@-reflex-8476 😅

[@herculesbrofister265]

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[@joshuakraft7835]

Same! Way late, but glad I found the channel.

[@pedazodetorpedo]

Its main problem is that every time we see Jaden Smith, he has a facial expression like he has just shit himself.

[@SDeww]

liek he shit him self after smoking a kilo of weed!

[@MikaelTheRedeemed]

@@SDeww meth or heroin

[@SlightlyUnsalted]

Amen to that

[@mobydicki9060]

If Jaden appreciates philosophy and poetry, why is he condemning education? Philosophy is composed of SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT!!! Oh, fuck it.

[@theducksoldier1264]

Maybe it's because his dad didn't send him to school a lot.

[@fornamnefternamn1532]

+BobbyUK1979 Well. Some doesn't understand that so they just ... continue the same thing.

[@somedudeok1451]

+Moby Dick I Pretty sure he doesn't even know what philosophy is.

[@laurenmungaray3912]

Charles Okonkwo exactly

[@thoughtsendprayers9712]

@@theducksoldier1264 it was a Scientology school funded by Will and Jada

[@Happymali10]

The best line of Will Smith is from the Fresh Prince: "If we so rich, why can't we afford no ceiling?" *Cue pan up to the studio lights*

[@wanderingseth]

At first I was thinking "Stop hating on Jaden. He's just a kid." Then you read out the tweets, and I thought "Fair. Fair. Fair."

[@arthas640]

Same. At first I felt bad for him since like many children of huge movie stars and other child actors he's likely to be isolated and damaged from being exposed to Hollywood. Then I read some of the shit he says and does and any empathy goes out the window pretty fast. He's quite possibly one of the worst examples of a spoiled brat I can think of, dude's parents _bought him his own school_ so he could learn at his own pace and still needed to be home schooled anyways and got emancipated at 15 to get away from his parents and moved into his own mansion with their money.

[@wanderingseth]

@@arthas640 they actually failed him terribly on the most profound level imaginable: they turned him into a junk human being

[@arthas640]

@@wanderingseth yeah, giving kids everything they want is one of those things that SOUNDS like a good idea but typically backfires. I saw the effects of that first hand in my family: some of my dad's siblings and some of my cousins were spoiled and the ones who were often turned out entitled or had terrible decision making skills. Had an uncle who couldn't really connect with his kids so he just gave them what they wanted, same as his dad did with him, and his kids were chasing instant gratification for most of their lives. Depressing part is they're so wealthy any stupid decisions can be paved over with cash. Across their lives they'll likely piss away enough money to feed and cloth a small city of poor people.

[@wanderingseth]

@@arthas640 But they'll never be able to truly enjoy their privileged lives because they'll always be spiritually poor

[@WobblesandBean]

That oxygen thing REALLY pissed me off. You can't have ginormous birds, baboons, etc. in a low-oxygen environment, you just can't! That's why bugs were huge back in prehistoric times and can't exist now. But that's okay. Will Smith and Shyamalan don't need to worry about piddling things like science, continuity, sensical plot elements, flow, pace, natural dialogue...

[@victoriaureno9736]

Even i tottaly agree with your comment. What I thought was actually happaning was that after humans left earth they made there own air like the one they use in hospitols but more advance, so after 1000 yrs of humans using diffrent air to breath their bodys evolved so planet earth air was no longer good for them... yea earth evolved but also did they..

[@WobblesandBean]

Victoria Ureno Evolution kind of sort of doesn't happen that drastically over the course of just 1,000 years. :p I mean you have a point, but the Smiths and Shyamalan both herald this as "scientifically accurate", and to that I say PFFFFFFFFFWAAA HA HA HA HA!

[@EthanSmith-el3vj]

You are so beautiful Amelia Bee..oooh yeah yeah yeeeeah

[@WobblesandBean]

Funster Timister I'm all over youtube. I'm like that "Kilroy was here" thing, only more annoying.

[@shady4091]

+wewmaker Hahaha, "facenuke"... That's nice. I like that. Thassalright by me.

[@louisa7042]

conclusion: Will is not a producer nor a screenwriter and Jayden is not an actor

[@nbewarwe]

And Shamalan is not a director. (unless it's sixth sense, unbreakable, and maybe Split)

[@Z71990]

@@nbewarwe ur statement is an oxymoron

[@SHXSHINJX]

"If newborn babies could speak, they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth." No, Jaden, that's the plot of Baby Geniuses. Did you seriously just watch that movie and think that was real?

[@jr-oi2jh]

I loled in my pants at that

[@SurahOnline]

Haha

[@skottyo]

Wait, baby genius wasn't real?? Gtfo

[@brandongunnells7175]

Yes he did.

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

IF MORE PEOPLE WATCHED FANBOY FLICKS EVERYONE WOULD BE MORE INTELLIGENT.

[@OttoVonGarfield]

We Should Stop Watching Bad Movies, So That We Can Make Good Movies In The Future.

[@chrisreinhart5472]

Not as intelligent as Rick and Morty fans but still pretty smart

[@julianmartinez9923]

Liked this comment but immediately unliked it. 69. Lol

[@THELEAGUEMUSIC]

no. they'd be bitta ass hats towards a kid who's no different to anyone else his age...look either be a fan of his (or the family) or just shut up.. too many negative people in the world these days..... but by all means. if any of you guys think you can make a better movie then stop being little bitches. make your own movie and we'll come shit on ur head for no apparent reason

[@iantru9929]

Will Smith: ok, who wants to be a singer and who wants to be an actor. Willow: i like singing. Jaden: i hv no talent. Will Smith: ok jaden, you can be an actor.

[@hrdkorebp]

Last scene missin don't forget their third child, Social Justice

[@beachandre9804]

Jaden have more talent than you and millions like you combined

[@antichristian74]

@@beachandre9804 jaden who?

[@beachandre9804]

@@antichristian74 who?

[@BlackMetalGraffiti]

Beach Andre lmao nice troll comment.

[@Isolder74]

What makes climbing an erupting volcano in order to try and send a better signal even dumber is that when a volcano erupts it produces large amounts of static electricity making trying to send a radio signal even harder nearby one when it is happening.

[@louisa7042]

If we don't go to school we make movies which ignore all scientific rules of nature and life on earth...

[@fornamnefternamn1532]

+Louisa van den Brink Best comment today! :D

[@martincavuoti9132]

take my like, you deserve more

[@thatperformer3879]

Louisa van den Brink if you don't go to school you'll have no idea how to create any films let alone anything close to good

[@starless1444]

Thatperformer387 That isn't entirely true. Many famous directors are self taught and didn't attend school. You can Google that yourself.

[@fernz6026]

Well making movies that abide to ALL scientific rules of nature and life on earth means no science fiction, if you're going to make a realistic movie than sure go ahead but sometimes making our own rules (that make sense along with plots in the story) can give a more interesting story

[@themedia1271]

"Most trees are blue" Only when I'm on acid

[@dragonmaster613]

They're Tangerine, but only against Marmalade skies!

[@JamesMC04]

Only on paper.

[@christosvoskresye]

@@dragonmaster613 Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly --- A girl with kaleidoscope eyes!

[@anonb4632]

Some languages describe vegetation as blue such as Mayan and Gaelic. Jaden is clearly deeper than he appears.

[@oskary2833]

@@anonb4632 old comment but they would describe them as blue because they didnt actually have a word for green, it just counted as a shade of blue for them

[@exeortegarubio]

Really loved when you called your dad to ask him 130 million dollars.

[@mirrorballl]

Yeah, I noticed all the oxygen shit too. Mammals are fine, birds are fine, but humans need oxygen? And the tons of vegetation? Oh okay then. Lame. I also don't understand why he couldn't have taken his cordless oxygen mask from the ship with him.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

And how has everything evolved to kill humans when humans weren't even around for 1000 years?!!!

[@anikmonette2140]

I'm not an expert in that field but if I remember correctly plants produces carbon dioxide at night, and oxygen during the day, and in their life cycle they produce as much waste than O2 so I don't think it would really matter. Not only that, it took millions of years for the oxygen levels to drop as what it is now, so again a mere thousand years wouldn't really affect anything either. The problem is that plants and trees need that oxygen to grow so if there's less oxygen I'm not sure the vegetation would be as luxuriant as it is in the movie. Nature would take back its right but yeah, if oxygen and light is too low(don't forget the huge active volcano right next to a beautiful jungle that blocks the sun), not to mention temperature that drops below zero at night and... nah, everything's dead in those conditions. Shyamalan never took care of a plant by himself, and if he lived in a colder climate he would know that you can't grow anything safely until May! Yeah, cold kills plants. I saw the movie and all but I just noticed that it would never work! The leaves would freeze as well as the sap, and the great, daily temperature variation would finish these trees and plants off. XD

[@davidjones272]

@@anirudhviswanathan3986 to be fair 1000 years wouldn't result in much evolutionary change, too short a period. Not sure how anybody would think that canaries or koala bears evolved to kill humans though.

[@brofomofo6948]

To quote sir, Jaden Smith himself, "most trees are blue". Enough said.

[@shady4091]

+BrofoMofo69 No "sir", no. NO SIR, NO! *NO!*

[@fornamnefternamn1532]

+BrofoMofo69 Technically, the light wavelengths that looks blue have the most energy so it's highly unlikely a plant will ever be blue because that would be not so effective. But I learnt that in school or something so ... it could be wrong ..

[@SDeww]

someone shoudl tell him your eyes see everything up-side-down that would really blow hes mind!, or that hes left part of the brain controls the right side of hes body!.

[@anonb4632]

He must be a linguist - vegetation is blue in Mayan and some of the Celtic languages.

[@84C4]

@@anonb4632 Vegetation isn't blue any more than the sky is green. Those languages just don't make a distinction between green and blue, so they apply the same word for both. As soon as he makes the distinction by calling it "blue" he's wrong.

[@FanboyFlicks]

Haha, I'm loving some of the answers you guys came up with! Seriously though, a lot of you were spot on. I use it to sync up the audio and video since I record audio separately

[@thecashmaker1994]

Man I wish I had your thinking!!!!

[@BenjiJames]

Oh my god! BEST REVIEW EVER! In fact, it's so good, i had to watch it a second time round just to laugh my ass off along side you explaining the extreme truths of both your analysis of the movie and it's completely ridiculous anomalies, hell bent on trying to convince us are actually possible and/or plausible... and Jayden's utter stupidity in the general teachings of life. Bravo on a brilliant review, dude! Sharing this around to share the love of your absolutely on target honesty and humour. P.S.--- I'm extremely tired right now, so if that makes no sense, put it into a paragraph that sounds funny and makes sense...or something that just sounds funny LOL Either works for me :)

[@death-king1834]

How the hell can he afford two PlayStation 4's and a Xbox One?

[@yumii6297]

What is the background music in this video?

[@theevilone]

***** he didn't, he mentioned it at 0:49

[@Caboose]

LOOOOOOL The tweets at the end, that was so freaking funny. Great vid Mark!

[@Ben-zv6uz]

CabooseXBL I love your channel

[@headwyvern11]

“Just a rich teenager with famous parents and a Twitter account”. Perfect

[@danwest9900]

That was classic! I get tired of people looking up to celebrities as if the celebrities are somehow better in every regard than everyday people.

[@user-wo5tc9ux7u]

We need to teach the youth? He is the youth!

[@KanishQQuotes]

When u called ur father for 130million and i was waiting for him to shout "denied"

[@RetroCarsForever]

Oh man...The twitter quotes at the end...Nearly killed me.

[@MattHawes]

Now, see, Mark, you expected Jaden to know who Aristotle was, but the wise young philosopher has already told us that we should not bother with the past. He most likely never heard of Aristotle because he doesn't believe in studying history, or being formally educated.

[@pedazodetorpedo]

Luckily he has the luxury of not needing a formal education because he can live off of daddy's millions the rest of his life. Most people aren't in that position, and honestly why would anyone want to be?

[@Kroggnagch]

I like to pronounce “Aristotle” like “chipotle”. And of course, vise versa.

[@Musikmaker658]

Being educated doesn’t mean being knowledgeable. It just means you decided to go down a rabbit hole.

[@ComputerLearning0]

*Jaden Smith* was simply HANDED everything he has and this is usually the cause of becoming a genuine, grade-A douchebag. When you don't have to actually work for anything and get everything in the world given to you then you have absolutely NOTHING to strive for in life. As such, a person doesn't have to be kind or even nice to others to get the things they want because they already have everything and they require nothing from you, which means they can always feed that arrogant part of their personality which we all have in some regard, only most of us have had to suppress it in order to function in society and get along with others so you don't get fired and lose everything you have. People's general behavior is directly related to this...

[@fornamnefternamn1532]

+Mike Hawk This is why rich people die first in a huge society transition. Like when Soviet went gone. The rich die first. They don't know how to cooperate or ask for help. Poor people survive longer because ... who cares what government there are, you still have to fight for your survival. You are used to it.

[@robinlinh]

+Johan Moberg nah. Rich people are different from rich-born people. If they think they can be rich while being an incooporate idiot then you are so delusional. The biggest reason is that when a fight or something happen, people tend to use the situation to take what they want. Poor people hate rich people, that is a fact, so when the time come they will try to bring down those who have more than them, and then call it justice, or equal, or some shit like that. I myself is not rich, but I admire those who can get rich (by them self of course) because that is really hard and take a whole lot of determination

[@fornamnefternamn1532]

Le tuan linh Possible. Of course I hoped people here would understand that I presented a simplification of reality. There are exceptions.

[@robinlinh]

Johan Moberg well, the bigger the tree the harder the storm hit

[@THELEAGUEMUSIC]

i agree bro. does create a shitty personality but he didnt ask to be born into a famous acting family. everything that kid has is all thanks to his parents hard work. isnt that the point of being a parent?, to give ur kids the things u couldnt have?

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

I'm so glad you showed all of those quotes from Jaden Smith. I learned so much about running a successful civilization; Like, how history isn't important, only future planning is. Did you know that humans are born with all the knowledge they'll ever have, and they get dumber as time progresses; that, knowledge has nothing to do with experience but is slowly lost over time. Learning isn't defined as a "change in behavior based on experience." That's why babies are woke af.

[@srenjrgensen1468]

Will Smith is excellent at playing Will Smith in every single thing, that he does.

[@mgratk]

Fair enough, but he is usually so very darn good at it though.

[@metademetra]

From reading that Twitter feed, I must assume Jaden Smith really likes to smoke weed

[@GibsonGuy0707]

That's an insult to pot smokers.

[@420BenG]

Nope, he just attends Scientology-based schools. Kind of makes sense now, don't it?

[@SDeww]

+Preacher .Man ""Nope, he just attends Scientology-based schools. Kind of makes sense now, don't it?"" no shit?, now it all makes sense!!!.

[@DickDiamond74]

weed makes you post more intelligent tweets. Jayden is on heroin.

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

@@420BenG He's freebasing Thetans!

[@catch3588]

I like it, but I think it's bad ~Jaden Smith, After earth

[@byProvings]

I'm assuming you clap to sync your audio because you're not slating?

[@Chronlocke]

i agree

[@thetieguy4961]

I think that too

[@foxandbarrettshow6916]

The clap is essentially the slate or a snap hard to slate yourself

[@tieck4408]

But then why is it included? Must be a clapper, probably to cut power to the weed lights or maybe his refrigerator.

[@OwensB]

I saw that movie. It infuriated me absolutely! Never in my life did I feel more betrayed by Hollywood!!!

[@docdoom1987]

Yea I recall hearing an interview for this where they said they wanted to turn it into a full comic, tv series, game series... Basically setup a milkable cash cow with no effort for Jaden to make some money over. I recall another theory that this is when he started getting weird, and this was Will's way of giving his kid a way of to support himself while kicking him the fuck out of home lmao

[@SinCity2100]

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real"!?! lol that cracked me up! I feel he was drunk while writhing this crap I have an advice for you Jaden, go back to school kid.

[@Zwenot]

But School Is What Keeps Every1 Dumb. It Is There To Brainwash The Youth.

[@chinyereugwu9431]

+SinCity2100 I feel you should get back to school and learn how to spell.

[@pulsegamin4790]

+Chinyere Ugwu So one typo indicates that he doesn't know how to spell? Wow, Jaden fans are so pathetic and dumb.

[@solongsuicide9]

+Pulse Gamin I can see at least five: Two exclamation marks (unnecessary), no capital letter after quote and exclamation mark (indicating the start of a new sentence), incorrect spelling of 'writing', no full stop at the end of a sentence, "an advice" should be "some advice" and lastly, there should be a comma before the endearment "kid". Furthermore, how do you know he's a Jaden fan? He didn't defend Jaden, he simply pointed out the irony of someone with a poor spelling ability advising someone else to go back to school.

[@pulsegamin4790]

Those aren't spelling mistakes and also, he wasn't writing an essay. Two exclamation marks are fine and who the fuck considers that as a grammar error?! Also, I seem to not see other errors you are pointing out. The only one I can notice is the missing comma before 'kid' but that is still not a spelling error as the guy criticized him for. I am assuming he is a Jaden fanboy for he seems rather butthurt towards that comment. I don't see the irony for I don't see any spelling errors which is already a ridiculous thing to bitch about in 2017 when the majority of people write informally over the internet.

[@hunterkiller1440]

Answer to your title: EVERYTHING.

[@ThomasADOBO]

Jaden Smith's tweets are like Fall Out Boy's song titles.

[@EpicATrain]

To be honest, I couldn't get past 10 minutes into this movie because it was so bad 5 years ago. The accent/weird way they were talking was annoying as hell among everything. I'm so glad the things that bothered me about this movie also bothered you. :3

[@JCesartje]

If we dont go to school, we can find Jayden Smith a genius !

[@tankmaster1018]

Smith said when he received box office numbers the following Monday, he was “devastated for about 24 minutes,” and shortly after, he received a call that his father had cancer. “That put it in perspective - viciously.” Wow... I feel so bad for Will Smith after reading that... I mean its bad enough his movie bombed and he did a number on his son's reputation but then right after he found out if bombed... he finds out his father has cancer too. WTF man?

[@rincon27weirdoG]

Sometimes celebrities need a giant kick in the ass once in a while, unfortunately that's the only way for them to get back in reality. Focus too much on career, you miss out on what really matters in life....family

[@somedudeok1451]

Yes, we were all stupid and said alot of dumb shit when we were young. But what makes this kid so annoying is that he actually think's he's being wise and clever by spreading these shallow and meaningless lines of bs. I mean really? We should not teach our kids about history and hope that this will somehow lead to a better future? How would you know what mistakes to avoid, if you know nothing about the mistakes of the past?? This is such an obvious paradox, that I honstely think he's just trying to come up with bad excuses for not wanting to study for his upcoming test in history class.

[@Insertmiddlefinger]

Plants and animals left without human activity for 1000 years, can for some reason freely evolve to kill a race that almost led to the destruction of all life including itself... So its not completely senseless that they would evolve untouched by humans in order to kill them should they return... With that said, no love for this movie.

[@Insertmiddlefinger]

***** With all due respect, I do not speak geek, but I know that if someone drops a couple million nukes on planet earth, whatever remains evolves to spiny shit that is toxic to almost everything but its own kin, and not in thousand years, it does not even need to take a fucking generation, seen areas around Chernobyl? I have and no X nor Y`s change that.

[@Insertmiddlefinger]

***** Get to a star trek convention and speak with your equals geek... Mutation is also known as forced evolution, besides the animals might just as well have been exposed by the same elements. Now get lost you fucking toxic spiny shit.

[@Insertmiddlefinger]

***** I dislike you, that's all. Type as much as you want, but I read the first line on accident, and nothing more, type all day long, I wont bother reading your crap anymore.

[@trombogon200]

+Nero Angelo Ahhh... The arrogance of stupidity.

[@Rickzilla]

DENIED! SIT DOWN!

[@aVerveQuest]

When this came out you know DJ Jazzy Jeff was in the theater cussing up a storm.

[@Atrazeal]

The work poor Will must have had to put up with constantly correcting Jaden probably made the set look more like a family drama.

[@puppiesarepower3682]

Smith's family IS drama. "Keep my wife's name out yo f*ck*ng mouth!"

[@jamesslocombe2064]

This is the first video I've seen from this guy and he's hilarious, definitely getting an instant sub

[@Ewannj]

The slogan for this film is "Danger is Real, Fear is a choice" which is exactly why Will Smith doesn't take any precautions in the event of an emergency....I went to see this at the cinema I knew then it would be rated poorly...Boy how right I was... It's the LOWEST RATED film I've EVER SEEN at the Cinema!

[@TheAmateurEditor]

Not that anything was scientific in that schlock, but fear is absolutely not a choice. It's a natural reaction based entirely on your body's chemistry, and a very vital evolutionary trait. You become fearful as a reaction to certain stimuli, pretty much the exact opposite of choice as your brain doesn't weigh things up and decide after long deliberation, it just reacts. To NOT fear is arguably a choice as you take the time to analyse a situation and come to the conclusion that fear is not warranted, but even then, you need to emotionally accept the logic you are applying as sound.

[@lunargames5246]

I saw this in the cinema to thinking "Well will smith is in it, he usually tries his best" ...I saw it for free since I had a movie pass and I was the ONLY PERSON in the theater, I saw it for FREE and I still felt like I was robbed.

[@DM-kn1rk]

Obama care couldn't even cover the burns at the end of this video.

[@marthapozo4881]

wow 5 years, and still such an underrated comment!

[@marthapozo4881]

@@DM-kn1rk No problem! :D

[@lolitahansen1682]

I officially love this dude. The jayden smith burns sealed the deal. Thank you.😂😂😂

[@TaswcmT]

09:16 I guess Jaden Smith dropped out of school and got so intelligent that he figured out that if EVERYONE unfollowed him, there'd still be all the cool cats that dig philosophy and poetry left.

[@TheJoshsplosh]

I was thinking about Jaden's tweet "Most Trees Are Blue." and thought maybe he means trees (if they were sentient) are depressed because of deforestation.

[@bamguilani3698]

Nope, nice try tho.

[@chloemarzipan6770]

YES you have a creative mind and you kind of figured out what he was trying to say I guess.

[@chloemarzipan6770]

Night Wolf I just don't get scientology.

[@subraxas]

TheJoshsplosh I bet that his mind processes are certainly not that sophisticated. :-)

[@Bl.uebird]

TheJoshsplosh That actually makes sense. The kid's still kinda off his rocker though.

[@mikedrakster9914]

Why do the best KZbin channels rarely have videos?

[@npzabov]

i dunno if english is your first language but the way you've phrased your question makes it hilarious :D if you put "upload" instead of "have" it will make a little more sense

[@FanboyFlicks]

Thanks for watching guys! I'm working on having videos up on a regular basis, I've been really busy the past 2 weeks

[@mikedrakster9914]

npzabov I said it like that to make you laugh.

[@npzabov]

mike drakster in that case, thank you, sir! mission accomplished ;)

[@simonpackman1]

+mike drakster you hsouldnt make him laugh; He corected yur senence on the intret. Dete is acnt idiately?

[@MrLaxdude89]

Of course we need to stop teaching the youth about the past, I mean, so what if communism is tried again and again and we risk about 100 other Joseph Stalin's, all that we care about, is the future!!!! You're so smart Jaden Smith, I can't believe I've been such an idiot to think that most trees were not in fact blue, thank you for guiding me.

[@MrLaxdude89]

Tom Adams I'm a Trotskyist... I'm just saying if we don't know the past of communism and how many times it has declines, there's no way we could improve it, just destroy it again and again. By the way, even though technically Stalin is not a communist, you're wrong, very wrong, Stalin killed 60 million at his own hands. Hell, Lenin and Trotsky, 2 figures I admire immensely more than any president we've ever had, were no saints when it came to leadership.

[@MrLaxdude89]

Tom Adams Well Stalin's government system based on communism, unfortunately, had a lot to do with the death toll, the fact that Americans were capitalists had absolutely nothing to do with their bloodshed in the situation you describe. Now look, I have contempt for capitalism, I do, but right now it's the one form of government we've fucked up the least, it's the one we'll have to deal with for now. We're not ready for communism, I think one day, but not today.

[@babypizza3903]

Tom Adams Dude just go home. You're not even good at trolling. Try hard.

[@xgray2012]

To quote Buzz Lightyear; "You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell."

[@MrLaxdude89]

***** Which one exactly do you think is Stalin???

[@diegozuberbuhler]

Dude I have got to tell you... Ive been watching your videos for some weeks now... and they're great. Good job, I get quite a few chuckles out of them.

[@mygaffer]

I've read that Will Smith decided to play a character with no charm or personality to allow his son to shine more. Which really backfired because it made one of the things that could have been a silver lining of the movie, Smith's charisma, a non-factor.

[@LeaPrufrock]

Also how could sabertooth lions evolve in just 1,000 years or so? That's not how evolution works!

[@SDeww]

how does a animal that is extinct come back to life and reproduce in the first place???

[@thetieguy4961]

Because.. hum.. well.. Science..? Maybe. Idk.

[@anonb4632]

Radiation. Pollution. Or sumting.

[@darkwolf-22]

You're asking questions that the Filmmakers probably didn't ask.

[@kittyhawk9707]

4 yrs too late ..but is that the only thing that concerns you about this movie.. Giant birds ..but Normal looking Baboons ?? .. did evolution just piss on the Baboons... "naah your good" .. Now as for you birdy .......

[@Wheja_sciart]

You know, when I first saw the notice for this movie pop up on IMDB, I was willing to give it a chance. It looked like M. Night Shamalyn was going back to his roots of Sixth Sense, focusing on relationships and the effect on the supernatural by them. It could have been "The Road" in space, showing a bond whilst depicting a grim portrait of humanity's violent nature and how we should care for the... NOPE. Silly me, thinking Shamalyn could actually make something that deep.

[@Demogorgon47]

I think it's obvious that Jaden was dropped on his head one or two or maybe even 20 times as a baby. Most trees are blue? Really? Cause I kind of thought they had this whole green thing going on.

[@MythicSuns]

they do but only up until about autumn...but even then that only applies to some trees

[@Demogorgon47]

***** Indeed

[@chanachon56]

***** Wait, there are actually trees that are blue? I've only seen red, brown, green and yellow. (I'm from Thailand)

[@MythicSuns]

Nam Chanachon i was focusing on the part just after the second question mark

[@Niobesnuppa]

Demogorgon47 Maybe he's colour blind? Still doesn't explain his other stupid quotes, though. Or, for that matter, doesn't explain why he would tweet it in the first place if he seriously thinks trees are blue. The kid makes no sense.

[@karimbennett5651]

People were sitting up in the theater laughing at “After Earth.” It was ridiculous! Especially the scenery where Jaden’s character gets dropped into a giant bird’s nest to sit with a brood of baby birds. LOL!

[@reynaldolunajr.6909]

What's wrong is that it's a thirty minute short story extended to feature length without any added content. It has a plot better suited to an anthology than it's own movie. Imagine a grandfather telling this story and two others to his grandson in an ordinary child's bedroom. Later at the end of the film we find that these fantastic stories are actually true and the grandfather is Will Smith and his son is now one of the leaders of a group of space explorers. What seemed like fiction is factual history. And the room is part of a grand living space on a great starship travelling to another galaxy destined for their new home.

[@iidirectxii7545]

What's wrong with After Earth ? One word, EVERYTHING.

[@jeanlucncoelho]

I actually understood the plot. The earth was evacuated 1000 years ago because "everything on this planed evolved to kill humans." 1000 years isn't enough to undo evolution.

[@Demogorgon47]

Yeah I remember that whole new wave of speciation that occured lately when all the animals started giving birth to ultra dangerous animals capable of over throwing all of mankind. It was in all the papers. Guess we better evacuate earth cause the animals are revolting and what not and not even our mighty gee I dunno GUNS AND TANKS AND BOMBS COULD stop WILD FREAKING ANIMALS!......Seriously did Will Smith even try when he thought up this story or even have the most rudimentary understand of evolution before he made it? I mean I kind of don't understand why everything would evolve kill humans suddenly, I guess there was massive selection pressure on ripping apart homonids.

[@jeanlucncoelho]

Demogorgon47 the movie is in the future.

[@Demogorgon47]

Jean-Luc Coelho Yeah thanks captain obvious. I'm saying....never mind. Just forget it. I was trying to agree with you and what not, I know that 1000 years is not enough time to......undo....evolution (if what you mean is for animals to evolve so differently that the previous adaptions are now completely even more adapted so it's so different to the adaptions of the time before) I was simply joining in on what you had to say and expanding on what you had to say but whatever. Apparently it went over your head. That's cool, that's fine. S'all good.

[@jeanlucncoelho]

Demogorgon47 What I meant is that the movie could be a couple million years in the future. With humans having an absurdly large population, animals could very well have evolved to prey on them.

[@Demogorgon47]

Jean-Luc Coelho Yeah but come one 1 million yeas of evolution would mean we'd be evolving too. Animals can't prey on us so easily because we live in such an environment with such high infrastructure and technological advancements such that no other animal besides us could ever be top dog. There's no evolutionary lineage that could make an animal capable of over powering human technology especially 1 million years of human evolution.

[@CERTAIND00M]

I heard a commotion in the kitchen while watching this video. It was my sponge unsubscribing from your channel for comparing him to Will Smith's performance in After Urf. I wouldn't sweat it. He's not much of a taste-maker.

[@itchi]

This is the most honest KZbin channel I have ever been to.

[@aVerveQuest]

He plays this cold demanding strict father, which seems the opposite of how he's parented Jaden to begin with. He probably wrote this as a wish fulfilment for his stifled parenting urges

[@Maverickslayer744]

Jaden's pretty much the equivalent of a tumblrette. He has about as much real life experience as one.

[@bonniecarr3197]

First, I'd like to say thank you for saving me from seeing this movie. I had been looking for the video through Red Box and my library. I was just curious and interested in it. So, I had just tripped on your review and found it valuable. I'm a Biologist and a science teacher. Sometimes, for extra credit, I let my students watch a sci-fi movie and write an essay on the real science or the "bad science" they observed. This would be a fun challenge for some of my 8th graders. I wonder how many would actually catch on to the misinformation in the film. Thanks for keeping Bad Movies posted.

[@jessielefey]

What's really awful, is *even from the movie* you get the impression that Jayden is screaming "no dad, I really don't want to do this, I just want you to love me!" What's the last line in the film? Something like "Dad... I wanna work with Mom now."

[@Helbore]

I@m pretty sure the fanfic is already out there. Just not necessarily the sort you were thinking of. ;)

[@jessielefey]

Twincest might be wincest, but daddy-son type isn't my thing. :-P

[@sixtee_Four]

Looking at the press from when this movie was coming out and seeing that Jaden is no longer an actor really, its obvious that Will was forcing his kid into doing this stuff. It makes me sad that Jaden got all this hate when his dad was making him do stuff like this to force a film career

[@UsurpersAndAssassins]

I also received socks 🧦 for many birthdays and Christmases. I feel your pain!

[@Cybermat47]

'Most Trees Are Blue'. No, that's just the drugs kicking in.

[@Krobelux]

If you record the audio and visuals separately than it's easier to make a quick noise like clapping or punching so when you go to edit it later, you can sync them both up. At least that's why I think you do it and it's what I do.

[@TheLyosacks]

You clap to synchronize audio between the video and your recording device? It'd make sense.

[@stevenchamberlin01]

He played at my club and this was relatively recently and you nailed it on the head. Key and peel super nailed it.

[@brianhurley890]

8:35 is a prime example of why this is now my favorite KZbin channel. I just wish I had found it years ago.

[@Alejandro333777]

Whats your opinion on man of steal? I personally loved it

[@markphaul3291]

I haven't seen that movie yet, But I know the story of that movie.. its about the man who steal things right?

[@Alejandro333777]

Steel ass fuck

[@Starburst514]

Ironically, The Pursuit of Happynesd that was Jaden playing his son in that too

[@dharmaboy75]

You clap cuz you have to expel the demon that goes into you when you read Jaden's tweets. Also for editing videos as well lol.

[@C0wb0yBebop]

The way you savage Jaden Smith at the end ... priceless

[@jlprizm]

You perfectly summed up Jaden at the end. Loving your videos. I have been binge-watching after I saw the Left Behind one. 😂

[@jasmineneal1471]

I loved the end that was everything lol

[@denieljantjies8854]

me too,i think people hate this movie so much,becouse the main actors are black

[@Vovievolt]

is the clap to sync the video and audio together?

[@timtheskeptic1147]

It's more of a reminder to use protection during sex.

[@Go4Bro]

I couldn't finish the movie. Mainly because of Jaden

[@anikmonette2140]

I don't blame you, but crazy techno babble coupled with cringy acting is kind of my thing. I just wish the film was less tedious but it has funny moments, like the scene where Jaden is asleep and dreaming of his dead sister, which just screams at him out of nowhere while looking like a zombie. Part that have zero purpose, except to scare the people foolish enough to watch this thing in its entirety and to test if they didn't fall asleep by then. xD

[@eastlynburkholder3559]

I watched the whole movie.

[@medjrikais2419]

@@eastlynburkholder3559 congratulations

[@drmuller77]

This review was just awesome. I have subscribed to this channel. Man your writing and delivery is hilarious. Too good.

[@devinamendez9709]

you're checking your levels of sound...love the channel

[@Cassandra6]

I'm laughing so hard at his tweets oh man I have tears in my eyes

[@bamguilani3698]

What happened to you?

[@Cassandra6]

Bam Guilani life.

[@bamguilani3698]

***** the struggle huh? I've heard it's real.

[@Zombiesnyder13]

At least there is someone saying this is NOT M. Night Shyamalan's fault.

[@sonicjrjr14]

why?

[@Zombiesnyder13]

Because it's Will Smith's fault for writing and casting this movie. Shyamalan just directed it, and it was good actually. I liked this movie better than The Last Airbender

[@TheAed38]

Shyamalamadingdong directed the movie. He deserves partial blame.

[@Zombiesnyder13]

But is not all his fault, which proves this movie is better than his recent ones

[@TheAed38]

It doesn't mean it was better on his part. It just means that he had less responsibilities and the Smiths were to blame for most of this movie. Who knows what would have happened if he was the main producer? It could have been worse. I used to like M Night back in the day, but his movies have been just plain bad since Signs came out.

[@kats938]

I don't understand how Will and Jada have such likable public personas but their kids don't. (I'm not going to say they're likable people because I've never met them but they seem nice.)

[@kats938]

Yeah. With all the money they have, they ought to buy their kids some acting lessons and so Will sperm can stop embarrassing the family.

[@maddkiller]

for an advanced civilization, they couldn't figure out how to mask the pheromones that draw them in and and then make a trap that uses said pheromones to draw, trap, and exterminate these things.... i mean shit, we have that tech now, the second we figure out how they track us, we can easily fix that...

[@saturnargentavis1901]

came back after a few years to rewatch this. and Yeah Jaden or whatever, got this movie , karate kid and persuit of happiness all from his dad. he hasnt done a thing since

[@xAntoIRL]

Wow Dude Was Not Expecting Those Dumb Twitter Comments At The End Hilarious Mate And Good Video As Always .... See what I did there? -_-

[@grumpyoldwizard]

Maybe Will really works for MIB and Jayden is a alien he had to take home.

[@conanzina]

you should review wild wild west

[@GoldenValleyPictures]

After becoming an adult I've realized socks is a dope Christmas gift.

[@jotcw81]

I HAVE THAT SAME JAWS SHIRT! Only the non sleeve colored version...talked a stranger into giving it to me for a beer. Awesome!

[@michaelfreeman3189]

You clap to sync the audio maybe?

[@NextWorldVR]

He would say yes. But he is just trying to look professional. That is only necessary whe one is recording audio separately. There is no reson to do this with digital video! (Except pretension..)

[@haruruben]

I like how this movie as a representation of real-life Will Smith and his son’s relationship. Like daddy ordering around his kid and pushing the kid to be more like dear old dad... depressing

[@callowaymotorcompany]

Basically the only problem anyone has with Jaden is jealousy. You summed it up yourself, "most kids only get a game or clothes, this kid gets cast in a MOVIE"

[@titakaty53]

Oh and this 1:06

[@Hiperforteca]

Um... no? He's just a horrible actor. Also he's a complete idiot.

[@MrPobanz]

Yeah i like money, but i dont want to be a douche like him... just give me the money pls.

[@softwind1122]

Well, he gets it, you don't feel good about it do something to get your money rather than moaning about how others are douches and dont deserve it.

[@nervozaur]

Lol, you think people are jealous of Jaden's stupid shit? No, people are revolted because Jaden's stupid shit gets broadcasted to millions because of his status. In a perfect world Jaden would have like 3 followers on twitter, and they'd be his grandparents or something...

[@brrrayday]

your take on the tweets at the end totally earned my like

[@Alper88]

Love your movie reviews bro :) It's funny that you quoted one of my favorite quotes @ 9:10 by Edmund Burke.. I had to think of that quote before you said it.

[@retroverdrive]

There has never been, and never will be another actor as worthless as Jaden Smith. xD

[@Bigshlongdinglidong]

EndGamer93 nick cage... Tommy wisue...

[@NextWorldVR]

Replace actor with creature

[@ridikerous]

There's his dipshit mother, complaining movies are "too white", when she does NOTHING but live off Will's money.

[@AnjanaBSubba]

@@Bigshlongdinglidong I mean... Atleast they are entertaining in one way or the other. Jaden Smith is just boring.

[@dragonmaster613]

@@Bigshlongdinglidong nick cage used to be good.

[@markbandzzz5017]

This movie sucks ass. How did Will and Jaden Smith go from Karate Kid to after earth? We need a better movie from them and better acting.

[@bmandrake01]

The biggest failure about the movie? The movie didn't make any fucking logic at all... and the director.

[@mr.pleasanttv]

I know I’m extremely late but just found your channel. Very hilarious review! Keep them coming! Oh and the clap is to sync your audio and video together.

[@angryjoker7528]

I forgot how funny fresh prince is. Haha “one of us has to be the mature one and it ain’t gonna be me” hahaha