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[@justin7253]

Where link

[@theb5904]

Where is the iraq story one

[@justin7253]

@@theb5904 Yeah

[@TwistedAxes]

The only time I got a minor (a minor is like a warning) was because I talked and the teacher gave me a warning and after the class ended she proceeded to give me a minor without me talking I proceeded to hold back tears and she said “you kept on talki- well I shouldn’t say that.”(also this teacher is mean to only the boys like she will feel the girls to stop talking in a kind voice and say it to the boys in a slightly annoyed tone) So I went to my next class about to let it out and my savior math teacher comes up to me during silent work time an asked if I was okay and if I wanted to talk about it. Long story short my teacher gave me a minor for the littlest misbehavior and my math teacher makes me feel better

[@TwistedAxes]

Also because of one of the students that is challenged that was challenged dumping all the fish food in the tank so some of my friends and I (that are a different math group which changes our schedules) have to spend two periods to clean out the tank and and how the teacher repay us for spending two periods cleaning it maybe a good reward? Nothing at all not even a thank you. Did I mention that the people that had to do it were only boys granted there was only boys in the group

[@rileymcphee9429]

Going from "every one of my friends died from drugs" to "i didn't get detention for throwing food" was quite a rollercoaster.

[@FoxxiPlayzz]

Fair

[@jacksonfilippone1813]

Facts

[@clevercart79]

💀

[@babymailing7782]

👽

[@mow0118]

Oof

[@Lightfyre281]

That person who got roofied and immediately went into their car to stay safe was super smart.

[@apergji7104]

Went with some friends to this rowdy party one night. All kinds of things were happening. People smoking weed, vaping, drinking alcohol, playing games, etc. We had this especially rough dance off with loud music even the dead could hear. The neighbors who had work tomorrow did not appreciate that, so of course a noise complaint was made. But before the cops came, my mom had came to come pick me up early because she needed help with fixing her work computer. As we headed home, 3 police cars went past us. All of my friends were caught smoking and drinking and had to spend the night in jail and the cops called their parents.

[@humanoidcorn4476]

Wow! Seems like a close call to me!

[@thedevilsadvocate788]

Story 11: I love how the guy, up front, admits that he knows what are the ramifications for indulging in drugs and alcohol, but continues with his story. That's actually that one realization that got me to *stop*; sitting with friends on the beach around 11pm-12am. One guy mentioned that his sister couldn't come because she was grounded by her parents for losing her scholarship because she got caught being drunk. The others laugh and mock her for being stupid. I just got up, left the bottle and walked away, never hanged out with them again.

[@heatherweir8726]

Good. You learn from the mistakes of others. That saves you a lot if time.

[@LunaP1]

Not me but my older brother. When he was a teenager, he wanted to hang out with his friends at night (past curfew). My parents had none of that and threatened to beat his ass if he did that. He didn't go out that night. Next time he went to school, he found out his friends got arrested the night he was going to hang out with them.

[@leilanitauheed3334]

Ok, here's my story. I had a teacher in 3rd grade, and he was very strange. He would let the girls sit on his lap during teaching, and now that I think about it, he would put his hands MUCH lower than he should've. One day, I was laughing and joking with my friend, and he called me over asking "what's so funny?" I tell him I was just joking with my friend. He motions me to come towards him. I had a very uneasy feeling, so I didn't. Later that year, he's wanted me to come to his classroom to discuss my grades. I said no because it was optionaland i just didn't want to. During the middle of the year, suddenly, he was fired. I found out he was a rapist and had gotten several girls into his classroom and sexually assaulted them. If I had gone that day, I could have been sexually assaulted. So that is my story about how I "got away" from Randall Carter. Years later, my mom told me she had a feeling he was a rapist. Mother instincts all 99% of the time correct. Stay safe, guys, and trust your instincts.

[@suplexcity424]

That’s horrible I’m so sorry

[@Juzokinnie]

If someone gives you a bad gut feeling, trust it. At the worst, you're wrong but nothing much happened besides making being a tad bit of a jerk. At best, you've right and you avoided a very dangerous situation. I'm so sorry that happened. It's horrible and nobody deserves that.

[@klaplays8853]

I’m glad you’re ok and got away

[@mrchief975]

Damn you are one lucky person

[@silky0439]

I have to remember that. Anne Franking!

[@ron234halt]

I understand that reference, but remember, hiding only worked a little while for her.

[@silky0439]

@@ron234halt I would only be using it in jest. My brothers and I (though adult) love pranking each other. The term just seems to fit.

[@TranswealthyTrillionaire]

I died when the guy in the last story called it "anne franking"

[@wandereringshadow8658]

I'm the only one of my friend group that didn't become - a drug addict - a bitter incel - a karen - a Cheese Pizza lover (First two letters of Cheese Pizza.) Like... come on, its only been 5 years since highschool. How did you all go downhill THAT fast?

[@paullashmana]

This is by far my favourite voice talent. The others are great, don't get me wrong, but his voice has just a great roundedness and combined with that accent and clear enunciation it just makes it nearly perfect.

[@Eli-cc1th]

his accent keeps switching between british and American, I literally have no idea what it is

[@aidenbooksmith2351]

He does that on purpose. He does several accents throughout. He even did a Swedish accent once ​@@Eli-cc1th

[@ddcs0s]

When I was in high school me and a bunch of guys we're selling weed amongst other things and my senior I decided to go to a military school the only reason I went was because I was behind in school and was scared I wouldn't graduate I wasn't in trouble or anything and I actually really ended up enjoying my time in military school it was a lot of fun ... When I got home I found out that one guy got caught and he said they went thru his phone (probably snitched) and they found the guy growing the weed which led to everyone but me getting busted ... Only reason I didn't get busted was because I wasn't anywhere near them when they got caught I had someone come talk to me about it while everyone was getting busted but I just played dumb and it didn't go nowhere

[@rileymcphee9429]

I was in one of these mobile barracks at Ft Benning which we called the trailer park. The only good thing about them was there were a thousand places to stash things because almost every wall and ceiling tile opened up. By about half way through AIT, most trainees had hiding places for MRE candy, books, and other things we couldn't have. I had seen several trainees putting stuff in the ceiling above their bunks. I thought that was a stupid idea, so I hid my books and American Spirits in the ceiling tiles above a bench in the shower room. One guy had stashed several dozen cigarette packs throughout the barracks and was selling to the company. This kid was so dumb, he was caught with two packs of Marlboro in his canteen cup on the live fire range. When we got back to barracks, the drill sergeants were busy ripping the place apart. We all stood at attention while every locker, ceiling tile, laundry bag, and bunk was torn open in front of us. They ripped open every trainee's laundry bag, one-by-one, except for the last three bunks, mine included. I had made a chess set out of rocks and drawn a board on the inside of my bag and couldn't believe they stopped just before my bunk. They never did find my stash in the shower room either. In all, they found several pounds of MRE candy, 30+ cigarette packs from my platoon alone and a number of travel alcohol bottles stashed from previous cycles (the idiots kept the receipts in the bags). It would've been way more if several kids hadn't caught wind of what that guy was doing and tossed out about half his stash two days prior. The guy in question got demoted to E1 and has to serve the rest of OSUT without pay. He was part of a larger cigarette smuggling operation across the battalion, which he ratted out, and everyone else got dishonorably discharged. I think I was the only guy in the company who kept my American Spirits and got out unscathed.

[@majestical15]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MarcelWitteman]

heres my story: me and my siblings were at my grandparents house for the day. big place, lots of land, lots of animals. we're about to go driving around on his gator, but i decided not to come. i go over by the barn and start petting the horses. it was then that i heard a blood curdling scream. i remember bolting over to where they were, but they were driving back to the house. i was in hot pursuit, yelling: "WHATS GOING ON?" we all got back into the house, and there i found everybody, crying, and full of wasp stings. especially my brother. he had 23 of them. my grandfather decided it would be funny if he, "stirred them up a little" and threw a small stick at a wasps nest. my brother got the most stings because he was screaming. yeesh.

[@mirandamullet8334]

When I was in 4th grade, we had a sub one day. The class was really wild that day and not at all listening to the sub. I had an aide with me and was always a well behaved student, so I did the class work. The next day, the main teacher had everyone do busy work, but I got to go the resource room for a little bit.

[@MrNoName7474]

I have 4 siblings. One year someone got the flu and I was the only one out of 6 including my mom that didn’t get it. Ironically, I was the only one that didn’t take the medicine because it tasted like ass and I was being a baby about taking it. Still missed out on halloween trick or treating sadly.

[@majestical15]

That's funny, in a coincidental way, because February 2016 my whole family (mom *she just gave birth to baby bro,* dad, and younger brother) had all gotten sick. Bad. Like, it was God awful sick. I'm talking raspy voices, dog coughs, congested af noses. It really was awful. Everyone in my *now 5 member, due to baby being born* family for sick. Except for me. *n of course the baby too, cuz mom wasn't sick anymore by the time she gave birth.* I was even waiting on my turn cuz my younger (14 yrs old) brother told me, "You're next. You're gonna get sick so bad." But no. I always asked why, but idk.

[@RKerns]

This one's super tame compared to the stories in the video, but that's bc I'm a good kid and don't get into trouble. In the 3rd grade, the trend I guess was yo mama jokes. Literally the whole lunch for a day was people making those jokes. I tried to join in, but I spun it into something positive. (One I remember was "your mom is so smart, she graduated college". It was dumb and never made sense, but was in that vein. It was 3rd grade.) The teacher didn't like all those jokes AS WELL as the previous day, a bunch of kids were making fun of a students name, so she made the whole class have a lunch detention. (they had to eat in the classroom quietly) Thankfully, and surprisingly looking back, a bunch of kids actually stood up for me and another girl, saying we weren't doing anything. Plus, I was absent the previous day, so I also didn't participate in any name-calling (I wouldn't've anyway). So while the whole class was stuck in the classroom, me and the other girl had the whole lunch area to ourselves. It was such a weird feeling that I still remember it clearly to this day. I also remember feeling so cool to be the only ones sitting there. tldr: Me getting sick and being unfunny saved me from getting in trouble, and got a whole lunch area to myself and another girl. also I am still unfunny to this day.

[@ron234halt]

Perhaps you've no sense of humor, but at least you have sense.

[@dualbringer9032]

Funny story: we had an exam in form of reading a poem. I was the only one passed because I already had the experience reading poems, especially with the poem is the exactly the one I used to read for my first poem reading competition. xD

[@joshuabaughn3734]

It included a school bus with the Sheriff. Not the deputies but the actual Sheriff coming aboard because some rambunctious teenagers were being completely disrespectful and making threats like it was a joke. Starting the following year, the transportation department implemented a new system that separates K-5 and older student's routes. Nowadays only the Career Center or Vocational Ed Students could ride with the little kids once a week due to different schedules between the schools. I got off the bus immediately after the sheriff and walked home from there. I totally agreed with the sheriff. The older students landed desk appearances.

[@katcana1]

i have a very funny little story... i was playing a game in a kfc play place with 5 of my friends, the rules were 1 person would have to tag the other people, but more with more of a horror element to it, instead of a tagger, there would be a monster, so on with the story, me surviving people huddled up in a corner, including me, and there was a tube that could lead me to the slide of anything went wrong, it was kinda like a L but the other way. and guess what? the "monster" was down the hallway where i WASENT vulnerable so i watched in terror as all my friends got tagged and i slide down the slide, i was the only survivor. best. place. ever.

[@AtarahDerek]

Well, I can say I did NOT escape that brutal thumbnail. That was just cold, dude.

[@japanpanda2179]

Yep, Aang is quite a good example of what they're talking about here.

[@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor]

When me and my sister were making trouble, my parents found out. RIP RAT

[@Alistair102040]

When I was pretty young i was at recess and me and my friends would wrestle. I saw the teacher walking over to leacture us and we would get in trouble. I just casually walked away while she was making her way to our dog pile. I avoided trouble

[@Ch17638]

The exact opposite happened to me , in high school (boarding school) we had a group of students that would share their assignments with the rest of the class when the workload got a bit too much, each one specializing in a specific subject and always scored 100% on their assignments, Maths, Science, Biology, O-chem ect. with one and only one rule , no one rats out anyone no matter how bad the punishment is. Now me I was the Accounting guy, one night of got the assignment done early passed it around , fast forward to the next morning class starts and as I open my book I realize I copied an amount off the workbook wrong and that all our calculations are going to be wrong and worse than that wrong on the exact same number, wanting to pass the message along teacher walks into the class , starts checking the books , instantly sees the problem and its obvious everyone copied. Now this was back in the day when corporal punishment was still a thing, now our teacher was a bit intimidating but it took the class rat less than 500 milliseconds to crack and squeak my name. I got double punishment and a pile of extra assignments to do by the next day. On the bright side I did so much accounting that I stopped studying for Accounting exams in final year , never made a mistake again (and did the teacher try).

[@MarmaladeMannn]

One time me and 31 others were in a tag infection tournament for $500 and me and 7 others were all hiding by a tree when the tagged sneaked up on us. He caught the other 7 but I got away and went to a different group and told them what happened. (I got 9th in the end)

[@ZeoViolet]

I absolutely adore the original Spyro Trilogy! The remakes are good, but as I have the original, I still have to give them the edge. Nostalgia goggles I guess. I have the original games and the Switch remakes.

[@dadfixthis2998]

Considering the plot of Spyro 1 and the topic of the video, I feel that it's fitting that gameplay of remastered Spyro 1 was chosen for the background. For those who don't know Spyro 1's plot, the game's main villain, Nasty Norc, had cast a spell that had turned all of the adult dragons into crystal statues, but missed Spyro, the game's titular protagonist, leaving him to rescue everyone.

[@JahamezSkate3]

There was a soccer game at my school where a bunch a f bombs and middle fingers were really common. Bunch of inappropriate names and fighting, too. Did bit of it myself. Deeply regret it. Some kids got suspended and others got emails and calls to there parents. I was one of the few that did not get caught.

[@astewart4045]

Not me, but my son, caught a supervirus. During the outbreak, 20 seniors and young childen who had been in the same place on the same day caught it. He was the only one to catch it and survive, because the kid who came into emerg an hour earlier didnt and the doctors learned from their mistake. Only time we ever got service before doing paperwork, he got a needle to bring his temp down while i filled out the forms, and every 8 hours for the next few days we spent in quarantine. A week later, you would never have known he had been on deatns door.

[@ytalextm]

6:30, this guy is known as Robert Moore and British guards were traded for higher prisoners until this guy after 2.5 years was traded for a single guy

[@Ty-om6nn]

idk why but with the last story since the uploader used spyro gameplay as background footage, for some reason my mind decided to imagine a picture in my head of spyro sitting in an attic hearing the cops write up everyone while nervously eating an entire pan of brownies, that thought gave me a chuckle

[@PhoenixMoth]

Nice

[@benkemper4606]

The attic story is pure gold

[@Radish.com.0]

Had a group assignment everyone forgot about it even the other groups but since I was the only one in the group who did the work for the assignment I got extra grades everyone else got nothing even my groupmates.

[@mustafagappar9813]

So Trevor Philips is a narc because he called someone a narc

[@glamrockgalaxy9007]

last year my dad's fiancé who mom's best friend at the time had passed away in a motorcycle accident and she was riding with a guy who also had died in the crash and i thought it was kind of similar to story 17

[@roadwarrior6530]

Yeah because avoiding getting an underage drinking ticket and getting sent to a death camp are totally the same

[@Eli-cc1th]

nobody said they are. shush

[@roadwarrior6530]

@@Eli-cc1th 🤡

[@Hyperfixations_here]

That last story though 😂🤣

[@Coconut_D_Coconut]

So basically me and my siblings were at this gas station and I was the only one to get away from holding my shit in when it came to using the bathroom. Meanwhile the others were dying behind a long line of freaks who took forever in the stalls. And that is why my friends, When the man of the house declares to use the bathroom now. You better use it or forever hold your peace.

[@Ojajjajaj]

Me and my friends were playing king of the stump which was king of the hill on a tree stymp on a steep hill combined with lots of pushing. So a teacher came over and told us to stop. We ignored her. Thr wind then blows my hat away. I then walk over to grab it and then turn around and see my friends getting yelled at. I just stood 10 metres away watching.

[@chloeirvine78]

Best background video 👍

[@ThePopo543]

I'm sorry, I had to rewind so many times cuz I kept getting distracted by Spyro constantly getting squished and falling to his doom.

[@nobodys_hear]

Only girl not getting pictures taken of me naked in elementary by one of our male daycare teachers. Mr. Patt was his name.

[@angc214]

Not mine, but a serious one. I used to work at a retirement home. One of our residents was a holocaust survivor. He was on one of the forced marches near the end of the war. As they were marching they saw a sack of potatoes on the side of the road. Several people including him went to get some potatoes. The guards shot everyone who left the road. Those not killed immediately scrambled back into the formation while the guards continued shooting. Somehow they missed my resident.

[@dydysh99]

9:48 - 9:56 cracked me up 😂

[@SonicStantz]

The gameplay footage normally isn't distracting, but whoever supplied it really sucks at that Spyro level.

[@TrippyTrash1999]

In high school me and a random kid my friend’s knew snuck in a sample bottle of wh!skey. We mixed it in with pomegranate flavors Izzy drinks (sparkling juice). The principal caught the other kid red handed, pouring the bottle into the Izzy drink. The principal didn’t even look at me. He was probably worried I’d lash out or something because my mental health was at its worst back then and I hadn’t learned how to control my reactivity yet. Anyways she got suspended and no one ever even talked to me about it. Got away with it.

[@rabbit0664]

In school one of my roommates was throwing a party at a pub. I went and joined in and had fun. Knew it was getting late and said I had to go, mostly so I had enough time to sleep whatever off for classes tomorrow. The next day I was told I left at a good time. Not exactly sure what happened but heard it went crazy after I left and not in the good way.

[@CaioBox47]

one really funny thing that I'll never forget to this day is that one day at school everyone was told a lie that they were allowed to do anything they wanted to do like swearing at teachers, saying the most offensive slurs evers, destroy the classrooms and even leave the place, they were stupid enough to believe that but i was the only one who didn't do that you may think that it was because i was smart or something but it's actually because i'm stupid, because when someone told me, i didn't understand what they said because i was too distracted with the fan in the ceiling and because they said it too fast, and they didn't say it a second time everyone in the school got detention and a big fraction got expelled i was the only one who didn't get any punishment because i was way too easy to distract 😂 shout-out to that celling fan for getting my attention and saving my life 👍

[@davissauer8964]

I love these stories 😂

[@NormPlayList]

A good dealer will make it worth not saying anything, like will getting you bailed out, and like what was said in a slightly different way cop's are not interested in the small guy

[@daniellayne4882]

I was at an airsoft game at night when I heard bbs hit branches all around me and my squad was all hit, but not me, I docked down and pretended to be a rock, the enemies walked right by me

[@silverkitty2503]

I feel like this is me all the time.

[@inferlynx737]

12:14 definitely my favorite😂

[@Workerboy5623]

I remember something happend to me like this It was 1 year ago actually we were outside the halls sitting because of the newly arrived students it was the 4th day and the teacher asked everyone who held a phone to go infront of the hallway and confess why they brought their phone during the announcement (phones are not allowed during announcement in my school) they said checking the time others text,etc i was the only one to get away with it how? Thats easy i hid my phone on my pants and casually fake my way to the bathroom and into my classroom and put my phone in my bag then walked back to the hall from the bathroom direction and just acted like nothing happened

[@MasonKelly-qs5jz]

The concert one that guys a gigachad

[@SimbaTheLab2021]

3:00 ofc it had to be Canada

[@talenstout8324]

these stories have cops or some rule people that do something for an unknown reason, or a known reason and got an over extreme punishment. They also stole people’s freedom, so rude.

[@OscarOSullivan]

What you can do in Norway or elsewhere in the developed world like here in Ireland at 18 you can’t do in the USA.

[@shadesofjade]

Spyro!!

[@shadesofjade]

But the player never learned how to headbutt.🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@moakokun5616]

I LOVE THE VOICE ACTOR SMMM WHO IS HEEE

[@erica.5620]

WHERE'S THE LINK TO THE IRAQ STORY?

[@TrianglePants]

Right at the start...SoMe HoPpEd DeFeNsE. Really??

[@SuperNormalMan]

I swiped some candy mints at some wvent when I was a kid. As far as I know, I'm the only kid who didn't get caught stealing.

[@Watermeloncat1710]

Has anyone started looking at the chapter names?just read for a minute.

[@NInjazxLove]

The aang image is so fucked up LMAO

[@Jiabey]

DO NOT LIE ITS BAD FR

[@bensoncheung2801]

6:34 What forum?

[@Someone42042]

Hello, in 2 days it will be my birthday so could i get a happy birthay in the comments plz?

[@raerose2278]

🎉🎂🥳Happy Birthday!🥳🎂🎉

[@VioletcreamLunaHoP]

Happy birthday :D

[@Someone42042]

@@VioletcreamLunaHoP thank you! Also i really like your profile pic! Very cute and a 10/10

[@VioletcreamLunaHoP]

@@Someone42042 Oh thanks :D

[@appleandaria6947]

Happy belated birthday!

[@hannahislop2101]

Heres my story this is more of a im a badass last guy left on the team sort so still kinda like the only one its was year 6(im NZ we dont have grades) we were playing doge ball now im not affletic and was a bit fat but when it came to dogde ball i was god i was last my team was out i grabbed every doge bakl and doged left and right i won that day

[@euniceacquah1969]

😢

[@mahnoorfatima41]

Putting Aang in the thumbnail is WRONG

[@Bella-hk3ds]

8:54

[@April_2007]

Anyone know about the article of the IT man in Iraq?

[@kalifogg6610]

Don’t know, it’s not in the description like he said it would be.

[@theraider1268]

Hi

[@majestical15]

Not you comparing yourself to Anne Frank.

[@spambot_gpt7]

Relax

[@SUCCUBUS928]

Yo

[@Kyushu_915]

so qhy r u admitting this on the Internet

[@breadstikvr]

E chain

[@Tricky_amp]

First

[@devinkanal2159]

you are not someone was 13 seconds here before you

[@theraider1268]

@@devinkanal2159correct

[@Tricky_amp]

@@devinkanal2159 oh really

[@devinkanal2159]

@@Tricky_amp yeah i looked

[@devinkanal2159]

It prob didnt refresh for you