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[@TheRepublicOfSavadia]

"Nuh-uh, I didn't kick her, I just punched her in the face!"

[@ricardoblanco1830]

Kevin seems like the target audience for Monster Energy

[@Fabo__HD]

As someone who drinks Monster Energy in his videos, I agree

[@richardm6704]

"Monster Energy, put it in your body now, ask questions later"

[@grisheexi7219]

@richardm6704 It’s green, so it’s nature!

[@RagingInsomniac]

makes sense how drinking battery acid can corrode your brain

[@komplettegal]

Or goth girls

[@itsadunndeal33]

Kevin is wild and sad at the same time. My question is why no CPS.called and passed along grades

[@ceciliaramirez5757]

Kevin and his parents are the kids who don't do anything assignments and get in trouble but still pass with a 100%-70%

[@vikaa6969]

Except kevin passed with a 3%

[@writingisfun9842]

@@vikaa6969 He did not pass, I can tell you that.

[@boisegameshowguy]

How on earth does this kid even EXIST?! D:>

[@_nob0dy_297]

Fr💀

[@strawberrymilk1186]

@@vikaa6969I need to inquire about that username, fine gentleman.

[@LaPetra7429]

Kevin is an example of how luck is a skill

[@amongola_reacts]

So getting money from lottery is a skill

[@LaPetra7429]

@@amongola_reacts if you don't get broke after, then yes

[@Pixel22-fs3tt]

He put all his special points into Luck and it shows

[@LaPetra7429]

@@Pixel22-fs3tt 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTakecarer]

his grandma beat god in a game of uno and was made so that her entire family was un-killable

[@THRASHDEATH1995]

How did Kevin not get expelled from saying the mother of all racial slurs?

[@tommoore2012]

Because it isn’t. Calling a Jew a Nazi is a whole lot worse.

[@goose1114]

​@tommoore2012 not really?

[@yoshihiroitabashi]

I don't think he understand that at all.

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

@@tommoore2012 calling a Jew a Nazi? No, calling a German a Nazi is worse, and calling a Jew a concentration camp prisoner is worse.

[@tommoore2012]

@@ArgentinianElectrician What about calling a German jew a concentration camp Nazi guard?

[@sheridanroad2001]

Dam Kevin almost killed me. I didn't anticipate laughing so hard I nearly choked on my food.

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

Not a teacher, but my dad is. A kid in his class was writing a paper for a history topic. *Clearly* used ChatGPT. Most of the things written there were obviously written by AI and not even close to the topic as it was very specific. Oh yeah, and also, at the bottom of the paper it read: "Regenerate Response". rotfl

[@Rayyan-hi2ge]

Atleast it didn't say "as an ai"

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

@@Rayyan-hi2ge true, but like how can you be so lazy to just copy the whole page instead of just selecting the written part xD

[@Rayyan-hi2ge]

@@BlitzTheFoxi the fact that chatgpt has a copy button makes it funnier

[@jamescook6564]

My professors in college would go on Wikipedia and edit the information so they would know just who was copying information.

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

@@Rayyan-hi2ge lol

[@DrGiggleTouch67]

Kevin had some INSANE plot armor.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

Why didnt Kevin get put in Special Education classes or at least get an IEP???

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Kevin sounds like he had severe learning disabilities.

[@stevenschnepp576]

Welcome to American public schools.

[@aliveandhearty7321]

Why didnt Kevin's parents get put in a special class?

[@stargazer378]

He probably was, but as someone who was in special education themselves, there are limits to what they can do, and Kevin is absolutely one of them.

[@Apollo-tj1vm]

He's USMC material

[@NeedlessExposition]

Kevin’s life is proof that not only is there some sort of higher power but they have a very twisted sense of humor.

[@bobafett177]

"The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the earth is because you amuse him somehow!" -Master Shake

[@thermalserpent4269]

Agreed

[@Demonetization_Symbol]

I feel bad for Kevin.

[@gray7629]

same

[@iclumsi8691]

He's special needs

[@johannaweichsel3602]

Why wasn't he put in Special Education? Or at least get one of those education plans?

[@backroomscataloger]

@@johannaweichsel3602Look, I understand what you’re saying, but how is any form or special ed gonna reverse Kevin’s situation?

[@Impereaux]

I don’t

[@VincentVanJoYT]

kevin reminds me of the vine that said "he has an iq of 2, got hit with several rocks as a child, and was born next to a nuclear power plant, but BOY can this guy play basketball"

[@backroomscataloger]

Tim is DEFINITELY going places to make a paper airplane with a freaking stapler inside win the contest.

[@Apollo-tj1vm]

Tim is a damn genius

[@drifter139]

I read this comment and thought "how does someone do that?". the funny thing is my name is Tim lol

[@redstonecasey4713]

Tim thinks like an engineer.

[@thebloonbusters6102]

Forget NASA he’s gonna be the Team Mars lead for SpaceX

[@1017-c5x]

Guy:Kevin was saying the n word Me : ok Guy: Kevin was white Me : this is bad Guy: Kevin is in a school with 84% black Me (being black LMFAO this is bad 😂😂 Guy : Kevin got beat up a lot me : lmao cherry on the top 😭

[@un-kyejohn2968]

Gets worse the longer it goes😭

[@Itemconflict]

@@un-kyejohn2968 Ditto, my guy.

[@bobafett177]

From what the original poster said in an update, "Kevin" has a kid now and is working at a sandwich shop.

[@AkiraWastaken]

He has a kid too?! Jokes aside, i really hope that kid gets some help

[@awesomekid771]

atleast he got a job

[@charizardking1274]

Wonder if that kid inherited his “divine intervention”

[@skypretty9031]

I actually feel bad for Kevin 😞 There was clearly something very, very wrong, and honestly CPS probably should’ve came and checked some stuff out because at that point Kevin just needs help.

[@stevenschnepp576]

Sterilization. He needs sterilization. Three generations of imbeciles is enough.

[@jordanmchighlander9365]

The college student that stared at the wall, it sounds like they might've had an adderall prescription and needed a smaller dose. When mine was too strong, I'd stare at a wall but be perfectly aware of audio information and be able to hold conversations. It was like my brain didn't have the capacity to process visual information.

[@femboywonho8637]

finally I’ve been trying for years to put it into words. Adderall wasn’t the best medication for me unfortunately

[@jordanmchighlander9365]

@@femboywonho8637 it wasn't the best for me either. It made food taste WAY too strong and the only things I could eat were grain and dairy. That didn't pair well with my fast metabolism and sudden lack of appetite.

[@AeyakS]

Yeah, that prescription is what induced a psychosis in my dad. I can't believe kids have to take that stuff

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

The last line in the "John Cena" Xena story was too much. So random! The mental image of a guy shouting "John Cena!!" while slamming a friend's head into a desk for no reason was hilarious! ROFL!

[@horrorsans3676]

Kevin's whole family tree just lower all stats to -99, luck to 99 and said "Yolo"

[@kansergaming3106]

That kid that used a stapler for his plane should be a lawyer.

[@Icalasari]

Story #6 - You have no idea how deep the Kevin Hole goes. The piles of added info after are just Magical

[@Racecrft]

How many, I wasn't counting?

[@thestreamingone8885]

Link? Or just post it?

[@proudtobeautistic]

I'd like to know how Kevin's doing today him and his parents are like the real life version of Billy, Harold, and Gladys from the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[@FritzTheCat_1030]

Probably a U.S. Congressman. Might be pretty hard to figure out which one, though.

[@codytiddle5220]

@@FritzTheCat_1030 unfortunately you couldn’t be more right about that.

[@Mikaxu42]

That kid who couldn’t read had the best twist ending

[@nikkivillemaire4855]

The Story Of Kevin Had My Eyes Wide Open And Jaw On The Floor The Entire Time!

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

Kevin's real name...is Forrest, Forrest Gump! Joking, even Forrest wasn't that...clouded

[@lindsaymosher4667]

Yeah Forest was dumb but he’d never do half the stuff Kevin did

[@AeyakS]

I have a feeling that Kevin was probably neglected at home as far as early development and nurturing essential learning skills. Like, he must have had one of the worst move around during his early education that caused him to not absorb knowledge since 2nd grade. Then by some tragedy, public schools didn't pick up on how absolutely far behind the kid was until he was well out of his formative years.

[@dimitrescu182]

I know a guy who walked for miles from our town to a big mall near our capital and then back again because he was exhausted from the exam the day prior and wanted to "relax". The reason why he walked is because he doesn't know how to drive or even commute. I'm also surprised no one mugged him during the nighttime part of his long walk.

[@fahimhasan22]

Someone should make a comedy series about the life of Kevin

[@lrappold6504]

Kevin sounds like hes in a children book where he learns his mistake but he doesnt learn

[@LeroxYT]

Kevin and his parents are pretty weird persons, and i wonder how they even can are or were Alive

[@rabidroad]

I feel so bad for kevin

[@ericb3157]

#15 reminds me of a story in a sci-fi book, about a kid who used an improvised weapon made from a sock and a rock or brick... he got expelled, and joined the Marines.

[@shadownoobnoobslayer5424]

Kevin's family is defy evolution on so many levels

[@Arch-mv5te]

not sure if the bad grammar is a joke or not, but yes, true

[@dradith921]

So Kevin is Patric star reborn as a human

[@esecretlangel9130]

In year 7 my English teacher told me directly after one class she took look at my hand writing that “I should just drop out of school and stop wasting everyone’s time because it’s not like I was going anywhere” turns out I’m dyslexic.

[@kheph777]

TBF, if the students had seriously undertaken an exploration of the Marvel Universe as a form of modern mythos, that would have been awesome. But, that's not what they were doing, was it? :(

[@Warp2090]

Kevin is a pretty strange person

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin tries to bribe the judge with a handfull of skittles after being caught speeding

[@Mister_Kevin]

As a fellow Kevin, I feel bad for story 6 Kevin. He was doomed from the start.

[@elaineabagaile1560]

No way kevin is real i feel like its a really funny fictional story

[@homiescrackden]

its so obviously fake but everyone here somehow thinks its real

[@peteryeeterson5766]

@@homiescrackden nah, it’s one of those stories where it’s so ridiculous it seems fake, but it’s so specific that there’s no way somebody just made it up.

[@charizardking1274]

@@homiescrackden 🤓☝️

[@flomstuff-kk7fn]

Its bold of you to assume Kevin got out of school. Also, with story 10, I get that the paper needs to be written correctly, but I feel like with that effort, I would give it at least a passing grade and just say don't do it again

[@B-uo2t]

Bro the kid who would sell drugs or play basketball is a legend.

[@sfk1doesstuff207]

I love how the whole comment section is just talking about kevin

[@Next_Midnight]

Ooo. I have a good one. During my final term of community college, I met this girl. For the sake of privacy, we'll call her Jessica. At the beginning of the term, Jessica and I quickly became friends. We majored in the same thing and had three classes together. The friendship didn't last long. After a couple of weeks during our first class together, she started sleeping in class. At first, I didn't really think that much of it. I'd fallen asleep in class in 7th grade because I was sick. Nothing was said the first week by the professor, though I did ask Jessica if she was feeling okay. She said she was. Fast forward to week four and she still sleeps most of the class away. That Friday was when our friendship fell apart. The professor said something at this point. This girl didn't just doze. Oh no. Jessica snored like a freight train, and it was disrupting class. Jessica got mad at the professor for calling her out! Keep in mind, the professor didn't really say anything until class ended-she just called Jessica's name during the class-and this professor was so sweet. She has two daughters and tried to express her empathy and concern for Jessica, but Jessica stomped out to our next class like a toddler. This happened multiple times. Speaking of our next class, if she didn't sleep there she wrote Asian fanfics-which she had the gall to show me during tutoring. Our professor in this class was really sweet, too. He only said something once and then just dropped it, but it made me really angry that she was taking advantage of this professor's kindness. Our last class together also had a professor who is a mother and was amazing. Her class was also very engaging. After pulling a mom a few times and asking Jessica to participate, she just gave up. Speaking of moms, Jessica lived with hers. Her mom worked as a teacher for kids in China. She got up at 4 AM. Jessica's mom slept on the couch while she got the bedroom and a king-sized bed. Jessica was 19 and worked part-time. She could have lived in an apartment or rented a room. But she leeched off of her mom. I did tutor her. I'll be the first to admit I used her stupidity to my advantage. She wasn't paying rent or anything, so I demanded $70 weekly for tutoring-which is actually pretty cheap for private tutoring, mind you. And I gave it my all. I got her a planner and detailed an hour-by-hour schedule that she should adhere to. I did include her work and time for leisure. I also instructed her in all of her courses and not just the one or two assignments-if any-that she presented to me. By the time I moved for university, only one of her classes was up to a D. She tried to tell me that she graduated. I think she forgot that we had the same advisor. The advisor and I were still in contact, and he informed me that she had not graduated at all. I dislike stupid people, but I hate liars. Oh yeah. Jessica also thought that the honor roll was a type of bread.

[@LeroxYT]

Sounds like puberty...i know pll in my class doing that too (but theyre not that aggressive) exept one girl which is missing Sometimes..and when she is missing...day is good, cuz if she is there idk why or whatever but when she is there, the class is just louder and more unconcentrated ...she is always pretty aggressive, and has...idk an aggressive "Aura" ..

[@Next_Midnight]

@@LeroxYT We were in college. She was NINETEEN. That wasn't puberty. That was entitlement and an attitude problem.

[@LeroxYT]

@@Next_Midnight ye true.

[@SHXDOWCXT55]

Kevin is my spirit animal.

[@CakeofRage]

holy shit how was CPS not called to intervene with Kevin's parents

[@dancingghostgirl2291]

Cuz they’ll only take functional kids cuz they’re easy to get adopted

[@Henrick_the_weeb]

Luck

[@Morna777]

Children have died after CPS checks on them, CPS are functionally useless.

[@rodolfoleon4538]

I feel like i am one of those students. The thing is for me I was somewhat isolated, coddled and lived in a dysfunctional home. Also the only way for any of my teachers to actually get anything through to me was if they stayed a bit to show me the step by step personally and since I had only a few teachers(about 3-4 in total) who actually tried I didn't do well in any of my classes.

[@possumprince]

the kids in that last story missed the obvious opportunity to call her "john xena"

[@missharry5727]

I was teaching on a professional qualification course. All the students had a degree in the relevant subject. We had one student whose father was a diplomat from another country. She had been educated in my country so spoke English as a first language and had somehow got a degree from one of our universities. She was a very sweet, kind girl and I was sorry to have to give her feedback on one of her practice examination papers after she failed the whole lot. As I recall, to pass this one paper you needed to get 65% and she got 14%. There were four questions - no choice - and she had written 20 pages of only intermittently relevant bilge on question 1 and three lines on question 2. 14% was generous. She was heartbroken. She couldn't understand why she failed. She had never failed an exam before (I can't imagine how). She went on to fail the course but Daddy financed her to do it again at a different college part-time while wangling her a job in a relevant organisation after pulling strings. I never did hear if she eventually passed.

[@JohnSmith-zw8vp]

Last story -- That would've been a super cool name if she was named after Xena Warrior Princess! Just like how Robin Williams' daughter was named Zelda after the games (even though only the NES ones existed when she was born/named).

[@Fudgy2218]

the thing is it's not Kevins fault for being the way he is it's his parents fault

[@Graybill-x5d]

Kevin and his family definitely need some help.

[@IzzyPR2010]

They are the perfect example of Darwin not doing his job.

[@stevenschnepp576]

Yes, they certainly need to be sterilized.

[@WPUpioneer]

Story 1: Doc Holliday. Now you may not think he's worthy of being admired, but that man was a prime example of not letting a terminal disease at the time (Tuberculosis) get the better of him. Sure, he passed away at 36 from it, but he didnt let it fully stop him. He did his best to hold on as long as he could. When he couldnt be a dentist anymore he switched to being a professional gambler. Was he loyal to the Earp Brothers? Absolutely. And he also knew how to keep himself from getting killed by bolstering his reputation so enough people knew not to mess with him. In reality, he only killed one person in his life (that history knows of) and deeply regretted doing it behind closed doors

[@dannypipewrench533]

13:20 I knew how this one was going to go immediately. Remember folks, no need for aerodynamics if regular dynamics will get the job done. Coincidentally, this is the exact reason I want to work on spacecraft and not airplanes.

[@julieabraham3566]

The "paper airplane" was indeed amazing!

[@Hollyberrystreats]

"...not to judge fish for their tree climbing ability" That is brilliant

[@THICKSUNNY]

Imagine seeing a story about you on here💀

[@prodigalpriest]

How the F*** do Kevin and his family get up and BREATHE every day?!?

[@drifter139]

I honestly feel bad for Kevin. chances are he would have fared better with competent parents who weren't the literal definition of "that sign can't stop since I can't read". if CPS had taken him and put him with a good family, he could have been helped or at least evaluated to see if he was special needs

[@charizardking1274]

11:50 I remember I had a joke in Choir Class where Tuesday was Talk about it Tuesday, I always say that I stared at the wall

[@mman2052]

Tim is the prime example of wisdom over intelligence

[@stevenschnepp576]

Except he's not even wise.

[@princessmarlena1359]

One of my classmates in middle school, “Jed”, was a “going nowhere student”. One time a carpenter bee flew into the classroom and hovered by the window, Jed used a chair to try to kill that carpenter bee, only to break the window. Last I heard, Jed went to jail after high school.

[@lmaaaclan5149]

Kevin gives me a new sense of confidence in myself.

[@littlel1ars]

this isnt the story of someone who isnt going places, BUT DEFINITELY IS. (my classmate) she was brutally honest. so honest that she roasted our teacher in the "Have i learned" section of our google docs about the school year. Even was 2 years above her grade level for reading, 3 for math. Memorized about 20 digits of pi just by listening to the song. Multiplied by 2 to around 2 million. switched schools 3 times during elementary. first was a regular school for kindergarten and 1st grade, i dont know much about that as i was in her 3rd grade class only, she was at my school for 2 years. Gifted and everything, only 2 of her friends were gifted though. Later that school year, she broke the news that she was switching schools again for 4th and 5th. ( One of the best gifted schools in our state for elementary) Her friend got in, we will call her M. N didnt get in, M left her for N. I dont know exactly what happened after this, but i do know that M said they would go if N got in. I dont know if N ever got in. What i do know is she never really showed emotion during all of that. She wasnt really a good friend, but she wasnt bad either.

[@stevenschnepp576]

I think you forgot the good part of the story.

[@Khalith]

“I’m gonna play basketball” and the kid did. Well he sure showed his teacher.

[@TheAdrift]

Kevin reminds me of Bill, the main character of It’s Such a Beautiful Day. Bill was… a little less unhinged? But whenever an event from his past comes up in the movie, it sounds like all that stuff!

[@Elvenpath]

The kid that didn't kick and just punched another in the face is such a common way to admit to things. I just had a kid tell me that another kid pushed him over and now his elbow hurts really badly. Okay, might have been an accident, need to figure out what happened and make the other kid apologise even if it was an accident. The other kid chimed in and said he didn't push, he grabbed the kid's hood and pulled him off the climbing thing they have on the playground and he fell on his side. Dude take the lesser crime the other kid said you did. I would have just scolded you and make you apologise. Now I need to report this to your parents as well because it was intentional and if this other kid needs to go see a doctor because he landed on his elbow your parents might be on the hook. If it was an accident the school's insurance would have paid for sure, but you admitted you did it on purpose.

[@brittanyt9787]

The last story had me laughing for 5 minutes. Amazing

[@Thatkoolgamer1]

As a teacher we had a 7th grader who was HIGHLY allergic to peanut or tree nut items. One day a student brings a granola bar with peanut in it snd i ask him why its here, he said he woke up late and to be on time he asked his dad to pack his lunch. I told him to keep it unopened in the bag. Well, one of the attention seeking weed/vape doing Mexican kids who always use the race card comes over grabs it and opens it. I plan to intervene until the kid goes off on him to give it back. He says some very unholy stuff back but before i can give him detention and trip to the office he chucks at the 7th grade table. Well say the peanut butter kid is named tucker. Tucker doesn’t know that there is peanut butter and as a joke he picks it and eats a small bit. He ends up surviving but the office wants to suspend the kid who brought the peanut granola bar. I defend him and so does tucker and we end up getting the mexican kid (we’ll call him issac) suspended and he was later expelled for drug paraphernalia. He ended up coming back and as a senior hes still in algebra 1 because he thinks he’ll be in the nba. Last time i checked hes 5,4 and terrible at basketball and I believe he’s in prison today.

[@GokuGaming]

My teachers always said I wasn’t going no where in life because I was 16 and dropped out. Now it wasn’t my school teachers that said this. But I enrolled in a trade school to get my license a certificate and HSD and I only wanted my HSD and license. After that I played around and goofed off until I could leave and all teachers told me I’m going no where in life. I now make more than them all.

[@awdrifter3394]

14:28 no, he should be a lawyer. He understands the rules and take full advantage of them.

[@Goober-Delicious]

Are we all going to ignore Banban riding on a flying motorcycle..or..?

[@xtremeyoylecake]

10:44 in his defense Middle school at 14 is normal, due to how cutoffs with birthdays work (personal experience)

[@epepo]

I had a classmate who was horrible at crafting. I mean, unable to cut with scissors on a straight line. One day, we had to make a model (mock-up) of a house. We were supposed to work on it during class, tho you weren't forced to do it all in class, the idea was for the teacher to see your progress and guide you on it. This guy did nothing. And I mean nothing, but talk to some friends. The day of the presentation arrives, and he gets to school with a professional looking model of a house, complete with a dismountable second floor, and detailed planning of the layout (drawn toilet, beds, closets, etc). He insisted he did it all by himself. Coincidentally, his sister was an architect.

[@patrickdavitt7754]

The kid running into the wall in story 4 is probably my future kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomboyjessie1352]

Kevin's story has left me speechless

[@ItzMintyyyFPS]

Kevin really is the description of "not even a light in the entire house"

[@donbrasko6586]

Kids not going anywhere the story about the kid with plain content is going places he obeyed the rules & still won't reminded me of the story of Alexander the great & the Gordian knot

[@calebhadley4020]

Tim is the definition of work smarter not harder

[@COVERSAI150]

I once saw one of my students get his car towed. He still hasn't gotten it back so he definitely isn't going places.

[@mollymolly8882]

There was a girl in my 11th grade US history class who asked who won the civil war. Some guy replied “the south” and she wrote it down. No idea where she is now.

[@Lawlz4Dayzz]

Remember boys, Teachers nor school can determine your future. You do. David Goggins was one of these kids and look at him now💪

[@LunatikLucas2024]

That was his name?

[@Lawlz4Dayzz]

@@LunatikLucas2024 Yeah. Basically The Best Ending. He became a Navy SEAL after 3 tries in a row and then did Ultra-marathons (100+ miles ran in 24 hours) and has 2 wrote 2 best selling books on his life. Thats just the tip of the iceberg.

[@techdiyer5290]

TIMESTAMPS 0:20 Why do you have F's in all your classes? #1 0:32 Students assignened presentation on story from mythology #2 1:02 Teaching English in Japan #3 1:31 Kid with socks#4 1:46 Students a "bit" behind....Kevin #5 7:20 AP Exam Bill #6 8:07 Sister in Hong Kong #7 9:27 Girl in health and ex ed class #8 9:43 University Freshman no Known Format #10 10:23 Student in middle school: "Rip off my buttons" #11 11:45 Computer programming class #12 12:17 Idiot lab Partner #13 12:43 Medival restraunt on a field trip #14 13:16 Applied Mathcourse #15 14:30 Other Favorite student 14:45 Third Favorite 15:11 Kindergarden Teacher #16 15:30 Blantant plagiresim #17 16:44 History teacher for three months #18 18:02 Bouncer and young girl #19 18:26 Exchange students taking #20 19:30 Worked with Three year-olds #21 19:52 Form Group Xena. #22 MY FAV

[@mandykilpatrick1635]

My son's teacher, told him when he was 10, that he would amount to nothing and was just a hooligan and thug. This year he was promoted to COO.

[@Haewoniist]

Kevin’s lore is deeper than the Pacific Ocean

[@stefan-viorelnagy5181]

She constantly calls people cockatoos - i died laughing

[@silverstar4289]

These are sad tales, but how many of us who turned out fine prompted thoughts like that in a teacher?

[@Envy-Animations]

Bro seeing a story about two students thinking the mcu is Norse mythology AND banban riding a motor cycle is the trippiest thing ever

[@Expectation69]

the Kevin story made me lough out loud at 5AM

[@acedelta12]

My answer for the question in the first tale would be Dale Earnhardt.

[@jasperthedragonlover]

completely unrelated but the fact that he is playing as banban from garten of banban is the cherry on the cake for this video

[@PaladinGear15]

That kid who runs repeatedly into the wall over and over is trying to get into the Backrooms 👀

[@ezlife4690]

Not a teacher but someone in my class genuinely believed that the Great Wall of China was in Berlin. Took everyone a couple minutes to realise she was being dead serious...

[@RandomPerson14-v2i]

The way he lists out kevin’s failures is so funny bro 💀💀💀💀

[@Princessbooks]

I was the clumsy kid in school and when I was in Grade 8 we were doing gym class outside, I jumped to get the baseball but instead of grabbing it with my hands. It bounced off of my forehead and my teacher told me that she was surprised that I wasn't bawling my eyes since it really hurt but I focused on something else in order to keep my mind off of the pain.

[@SKR00G]

KEVIN IS A FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER

[@CristobalWatsonHernandez]

The paper plane one reminds me of a similar task I had in middle school. The first was we needed to use nothing but newspaper to build a flagpole and flag, everyone had a great time building flagpoles that almost reached to the ceiling but weren't able to submit them because they flopped over when they tried to move them. I made a flag and pole on a triangular base that was barely a foot tall. I won the competition because it was the only one successfully submitted without catastrophic damage. The second was one where we had newspaper, string, and tape and were tasked with making a tennis racket, the winner was determined by who could his a tennis ball the furthest. Most people went with a traditional racket design which resulted in the balls barely going a few feet because they would crumple at the handle as soon as the creators tried to hit the ball. My design was a little different. I held the "handle" beween my thumb and index finger and then placed the head in the palm of my hand. I whacked the tennis ball to the other side of the court and won by over 30 meters. Both times I was accused of cheating or not following the rules, but I was declared the winner both times as I had followed the rules as described to the letter.

[@monetrogers7612]

The infamous Kevin story, nice.

[@MMM_toasty]

13:07 THAT IS SMART AF HOLY SHI-

[@eveieteatoo]

My husband’s teachers told him to his face he would end up in jail. He’s now a certified funeral director, after a decade of working in fire and ems. We ran into her at Walmart and he told her ALL about his community based accomplishments. He needed someone to believe in him, not judge him. We will never forget her face. I hope he’s her Roman Empire for the rest of her days.