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[@THRASHDEATH1995]

That last story was the best ever.

[@seanmcintosh7416]

First story: This is why being upfront straight away is important

[@Swiftkitten88]

this.. if your not interested.. say no.. in a very blunt fashion. i have no why girls thinks they can be subtle with guys.. NEVER be subtle with a guy. if you say... "not today I'm busy" that means your too busy at the moment but really do what to meet up try again later.. to any guy who is interested. don't lie, dont try to be subtle. stop trying to "drop hints". if you think a guy is hot af and u want to screw him guys might think " geeze i really think this girl has the hots for me... and i want to have fun with her" but i could also be totally reading everything wrong because i think she is so hot and if im wrong im going to look like a complete perv and its better to play safe.

[@undeadladybug7723]

I'm 28 and have never been on a date in my life, and hearing stories like these makes me feel so much better about that.

[@carlmagrath6389]

Wanna go on a date? lol

[@rottedhood]

you know what, I think you're right.

[@christinafreeman4780]

Ima virgin

[@LunaP1]

That first guy, I would've threatened to break his ribs if he ever contacted me again after trying to scam me with a pyramid scheme.

[@TheAdrift]

“Speak to me again and I’m gonna have a nice lovely piece of sidewalk to sell to your face”

[@morganyu812]

Is this furiousa from Mad Max?

[@tommyortega7796]

Hahahha

[@lukekebell3146]

A big rule I will always follow no matter how fit the girl is or (by some miracle) no matter how much she is in to me; Never dip you're pen in company ink. That last story tho... As an agnostic I understand why the guy wanted to get out. But he also had a steak, prioritise people

[@_Circus_Clapped_]

well, worst one I've had was one that ghosted me, she opened up about abuse, one night stands and family issues, good thing it ended because she wasn't communicating anything

[@adambraziel5669]

Good ole à la carte Christians judging others for not adhering to their faith while picking and choosing at will what tenets to follow and ignore for themselves. I had an experience with one woman where after sleeping to together for two months, she was upset that I am an atheist. I told her early on while dating that I was not religious, and never intended to be, after being raised in a family of religious hypocrites. Meanwhile this woman never went to church while we dated, drank heavily, stated she never wanted a ‘traditional woman’s life’, had never been married yet was having premarital sex, and that she needed sex because self-pleasuring wasn’t enough. When breaking up, I pressed her about how these actions when in keeping with her suddenly important conservative Christian values, her response was that it’s better to be a bad Christian than an atheist. Just moving the goal posts for herself so she could keep feeling self-righteously superior.

[@D415h4n34]

Omg I'm so glad story 11 learned her lesson. That was a nightmare hearing!

[@GrahamLavelle-hn3sz]

I love how insanely sped up the gameplay in the background is

[@dustintapp5230]

Has to herbalife for the first story. I remember a friend telling me about it in college and thinking immediately it was a pyramid scheme. He pulled out a chart of the business model and it was literally a pyramid...

[@byohazrd13]

I once went on a Tinder date (when I was off my transition and very femme) for a beer and a movie with an Electrician… and that was ALL he was. He didn’t do anything but work on electricity. He didn’t have a TV, didn’t play video games, or any other activities. I asked him what his hobbies are, he deadass said “I like electricity” and nothing else, no elaboration. I was explaining how I like to make costumes from video games and anime, and his only question was “like sailor moon?” Yeah, that was the only one he knew. He spent a good bit of time at the bar talking about how his brother, whom we would be meeting up with… (along with the rest of his family) to see Rogue One was always carrying a gun. Always. Like to an obsessive degree he was talking about how his brother was always packing heat, and would be carrying a gun at the theater. This was not that long after two theater shootings in a row within the span of a week in Florida and Colorado. We got to the theater and he introduced his brother as the one that always has a gun, and started talking about what he might be carrying with him. His brother deadpan told him to shut up about that, and he sorta did, but kept saying stuff quietly to me about it. During the movie I let him hold my hand to be nice, but that was all. At the end, he walked me to the bit of sidewalk by my car on the street right by the theater, and thanked me for holding his hand. I said something to the effect of your welcome, and left him standing there, got in my car, and blocked him on Tinder.

[@sammillward62]

I was not expecting the first story to be an MLM scheme at all.

[@flomstuff-kk7fn]

Nah that first one is some Multi Level Marketing type thing. That's hella sus

[@TheUltimateRare]

I mean... living with your parents isn't really a deal breaker anymore. It's actually smart to live with your parents these days if you need to. College isn't cheap, houses are very pricy and rent can make you live paycheck to paycheck, so Ladies, You shouldn't judge someone for living with their parents unless the vibe is completely awful.

[@murtad123]

The last on ended with eceryone clapping

[@jerryharris876]

3:00. A pyramid scheme... got it.

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

The christian girl honestly wasnt too bad and was definitely the best one of the lot. she came at it in a terrible way and made him hate christians which is just horrible, but she was nowhere close to the level of the spaghetti guy *shudder* she clearly wasnt even a christian as of the way she was drunk and tried to seduce him. she is a hypocrite and needs to reread the bible lol

[@kulazu]

Maybe those four years made her fall out of Christianity

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

@@kulazu clearly she was never really a christian yea

[@rogertheshrubber2551]

​@@BlitzTheFoxiThat's not how that works.

[@clobbahdatderekirbeh2710]

Nobody else is saying it so I will. Spaghetti Guy was probably autistic. Definitely doesn’t excuse what he said and did, just saying. There were a lot of signs.

[@IsYitzach]

Lady in the last story probably burned herself out legalism. That is high stress version of Christianity that is not Christian at all. "Take up my yoke, and I will give you rest." If you aren't restful, you're doing it wrong.

[@franciswasd7703]

19:50 I’m pretty sure being drunk is a sin, so either I’m stupid or she’s a hypocrite

[@roguedesign302]

I got dragged into an MLM too. Literally same bullshit lies and promises. Well im still with them just because of the colab discount cause their products are actually good. But im done trying to sell anything from them

[@Mantelar]

I had a fiancé dump me while I was in Iraq, on my birthday. In the same breath she informed me that we could just pick back up where we left off when I got home. I just hung up the morale phone. It felt like I was talking to a lizard. Never spoke to her again.

[@IzzyPR2010]

You kept giving him chances after seeing him act like Eric Cartman towards his mother, and saying he expected you to do nothing but get pregnant should not have been a surprise after that.

[@thedarklord4017]

HUMAN.CENTAPED human centaped

[@angelamurray2725]

I’ve said before that someone I knew had said to me just me and him were going to heaven. Because he knew we both went to church ( different ones) We were at a wedding reception. He didn’t know everyone at the reception. Later he cheated on his wife, and has a young wife now, I was told don’t know for sure that she was a mail bride. One night he walks up to me and asks “Do I know you “ I replied no and continued working. (Supermarket).

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Is it bad that I thought the guy making alcohol was going to drug her?

[@carlmagrath6389]

Last one, she's turned the other cheek, fallen off the wagon, she's a sinner

[@s_punit]

11:02 because we can't help but notice that women in general almost never ask out a guy so if men stopped asking women out, there most likely wouldn't be as many dates :)

[@kingboogaming2929]

Dates this girl in 10th grade before the summer she breaks up with me saying that she thinks that I just need a friend instead of a gf a month later her female friend tells me she started dating my other ex and was going to date her before I came into the equation

[@oldwoman5942]

A guy at my job kept asking me out, he wasn’t my type at all. For one thing he dips snuff…disgusting! But my co-workers kept harassing me on his behalf so finally I reluctantly gave in. We went to a movie and each bought our own ticket and snacks. During the movie he spilt his popcorn on the floor and scooped it back into his container…off the floor…the filthy theatre floor and ate it! I heard later that his house was a pigsty and when he made a meal he just went to the kitchen and used the cleanest dirty plate there. This man was an engineer. He saved his snuff spit in 1 litter pop bottles…in his office! When he went on holiday we went in with rubber gloves and cleaned his office. It took TEN trips to the dumpster! His office…where he had business meetings🤮

[@llllThatGuy309llll]

That movie guy has to be on the spectrum

[@nigelogilvie9450]

The moving background makes this quite difficult to follow.

[@hanoh2904]

Last story. Should have recited some bible for her

[@roehamptonamar]

What's the game?

[@roehamptonamar]

nvm, i found it. Ghostrunner.

[@zeldamarkedlink]

Hmm for me it woukd have to be the time I went on a first date with a guy. And he watched KZbin the whole time and I was the one doing most of the talking. It started off where he was talking to me. But then the topic of my art came up so I decided to show him some of it which happened to be on my Ipad and Phone. But the moment the food we ordered arrived, I put my Ipad and Phone away so I could eat and chat. But this dude kept his phone off to the side and watched KZbin the whole time we were there. And I was majorly put off by this. Later he messaged me asking me if I had a good time and I told him no because I did most of the talking and he spent most of his time looking at his phone. He even tried to accuse me of doing the same thing when I wasn't because I had put my phone and Ipad away. I told him I didn't appreciate the fact that he wasn't really paying attention to me and found it rude. And his excuse was "Oh I haven't been on a date in a while." Needless to say I did not go on a second date with him.

[@morganyu812]

Dang. That boy was more interested in Mr Beast than the date

[@PaulaCollins-pz5rd]

Lol

[@Lunar_TV]

I'm 5th

[@jaginderersaddoebar2267]

Where is the other narrator

[@PuroPlush_with_a_gun]

First somehow

[@SophiaLaura-g6v]

This horrible sickness stresses me out anytime I have an outbreak well, I am very happy to have a normal life again since I meet the Drogwuherbal youtube channel which pull me out of this bondage of HSV2

[@morganyu812]

Whut?

[@carlmagrath6389]

I've had it for 49 yrs you get to learn the in's & out's. Getting STRESSED cause's outbreaks. Zinc supplements help, stay out of the Sun, eat healthy foods, stay away from fast foods-full of fat & sugar, avoid alcohol - drink in moderation,

[@StorySpectrumReddit]

First!!