@@driftr3004 Brotha unironically sneak attacks strangers with words alone 💀😂
@KaBar416 ай бұрын
It's called becoming a hag. Shondo's biological clock is freaking out and trying to get her to carry out her natural instincts to reproduce before she becomes a hag.
@Stedman756 ай бұрын
@@driftr3004 aye damn bro wtf lmao, where did that come from??
@Wrd126 ай бұрын
And single
@dylives76676 ай бұрын
Shondo dreams about getting corrected at this point 😭
@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx6 ай бұрын
Well then, call me a correction officer!
@vnmememan86576 ай бұрын
I was gonna do it regardless if she asked or not 😭😭💢💢
@InnaSecond6 ай бұрын
@@xX_Lord_Headass_XxI cannot look at this without disgust. I've got family in law enforcement and juvy.
@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx6 ай бұрын
@InnaSecond Oh grow up, it was a joke. What else, you also gonna complain about how nobody is "qualified" to talk about the matter?
@SwedishBroManDude6 ай бұрын
@@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx The best course of action with over-sensitive "people" is to just ignore them and hope they don't talk to you.
@surfingraichu75946 ай бұрын
I’m a simple guy, I feel wanted/needed I feel good.
@erenchen87276 ай бұрын
This feels very wholesome but also remarkably depressing at the same time
@surfingraichu75946 ай бұрын
@@erenchen8727 that’s life as a man
@valleyard86746 ай бұрын
@@erenchen8727Yeeeeah... True
@Ar34E6 ай бұрын
I get you
@Vondular6 ай бұрын
@@yuissance3623 Im the Professor at Cringelogy, what can i do for you
@NeuronActivation6 ай бұрын
Okay guys so if you have hands and arms then you're set. Meaning if you're built like geodude, then you're set for success
@konstantinschreiner21226 ай бұрын
She said big hand and geodude is kind-of small
@wiosna46 ай бұрын
@@konstantinschreiner2122 But he has big hands
@konstantinschreiner21226 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ, I just looked his height up. And he has 20cm wide fists I'm very sorry, he has hands bigger then my head!
@flashtirade6 ай бұрын
Unrealistic male beauty standards smh
@GamePlayer5966 ай бұрын
Somehow this is still not the most depressing way I've motivated myself to get in shape.
@Kaltsukka6 ай бұрын
Get jacked to be healthy and strong ❌ Get jacked for Shondo ✅ Get jacked to get objectified by Tenma ✅
@duhotatoday32776 ай бұрын
Shondo and Tenma are the most based
@ikillstupidcomments6 ай бұрын
Unironically the two most based and attractive vtubers.
@Asatas6 ай бұрын
it's no use if you don't have hands and arms
@mrchromexxx6 ай бұрын
I want Tenma to objectify me on GOD
@ElfangorQ7N5 ай бұрын
Man I’d love to be objectified by Tenma. I don’t even want to date her or anything parasocial, I just want to be objectified by her. I’ve got the hairy aspect down pretty good, but I’m working on the being jacked part.
@jbell49596 ай бұрын
How did this go from "I'm ovulating" to the cutest thing ever about her liking hands bigger than hers?
@stinger1126 ай бұрын
Cute giggles 0:37 1:11
@nexustom58236 ай бұрын
Such a cute little giggle 🥰I love my imouto daughter wife so much she's so breedable(yes she is frick the haters lol)
@EldenBeastTheWatchfullEye6 ай бұрын
Thanks kindly to thee with this I can feel my pitch black soul
@venom_ross6 ай бұрын
Brought a smile to my face. We must protect Shondo
@vontootsmclovin6 ай бұрын
Truly the most cute and funny giggles ever 🥰💕❤️💕🥰🥰❤️💕❤️🥰💕💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕🥰💕💕💕
@Sombody1236 ай бұрын
T-rex guys devastated.
@Drietfoga6 ай бұрын
The breedibility is off the charts it's insane
@jaundicedmisanthrope78176 ай бұрын
brother
@illliiiiillliii62656 ай бұрын
Does she want them shaved or manly, because only one of those choises is fertile.
@tuxeee6 ай бұрын
nah bro let me see that hard drive
@maliciousbugman6 ай бұрын
@@tuxeee I'd prefer to drive hard behind closed doors, thanks
@VBandit476 ай бұрын
Always has been.
@moreno28806 ай бұрын
my cute and funny wife cant be this wholesome 😭😭😭 no correction needed, just headpats
@gigaslighter2 ай бұрын
lolicon spotted account reported
@moreno28802 ай бұрын
@gigaslighter 👍
@king0vitrial6 ай бұрын
She's seems really different after her break. She really needed that vacation road trip and it shows. The power of self care.
@jamesmcdonnell24556 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the best part of my vacation road trip has been the hotel, and I got my first speeding ticket. Life sucks
@SandyCat276 ай бұрын
100% agree that she came back different. Even her voice sounds different
@Kaiserr156 ай бұрын
@@jamesmcdonnell2455it’s a experience brother
@The_Dark_Master6 ай бұрын
She's ready 😭😭😭💢💢
@alekxsnake69786 ай бұрын
She finally reached puberty.
@ffwast6 ай бұрын
Cue the "she's too old" comments
@gemgerardo21676 ай бұрын
@@ffwastdamn it you got me Too old! 😭 😭
@maliciousbugman6 ай бұрын
@@ffwastmore like ShondOLD amirite hehehehehehe
@katacutie6 ай бұрын
Hag
@occultnightingale11066 ай бұрын
@@ffwast She's expired, gotta get a new one now
@danieldutoit21876 ай бұрын
"If your hands are bigger than mine" THAT'S LITERALLY EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD!!
@snooks56076 ай бұрын
she said "even if you're not a big guy.." so, yes
@epiccarrot886 ай бұрын
Unfathomably based. Hit me up Shondo, I live in the UK and I have arms and hands. I know, I know, it's quite amazing.
@shadowvtclips6 ай бұрын
truly amazing
@MaveraceAnimation6 ай бұрын
I'm so jealous.
@hello-rq8kf6 ай бұрын
chat is this achievable for the average man?
@elpejelagarto09156 ай бұрын
@@hello-rq8kfno the standards are off the charts
@kats16466 ай бұрын
But are you a human? Because being British **and** human is borderline impossible
@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct6 ай бұрын
0:46 *Kira's theme dramatic part starts playing*
@KoolKou6 ай бұрын
A pair of hands means unlimited headpats for Shondo. So incredibly based and breedable
@gigaslighter2 ай бұрын
lolicon spotted account reported
@KyoryuDiabolos6 ай бұрын
She’s the female version of Yoshikage Kira with his love of hands
@NotInsaneNick6 ай бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
@noah.2B6 ай бұрын
This is super cute ofc, but what i love most is that you can hear how much better she feels in her voice. I'm really happy for her man.
@dreamz17436 ай бұрын
Hands are heavily involved in the art of correction *UOHHHH SHONDOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢💢*
@gigaslighter2 ай бұрын
lolicon spotted account reported
@dreamz17432 ай бұрын
@ HuoHuo profile picture, “UohUoh” backwards, you *CANT* hide what you *TRULY ARE* Nice try hypocrite puss
@dreamz17432 ай бұрын
@ .
@somerando861522 күн бұрын
0:27 it's called being in your late 30s.
@fatnabs22 күн бұрын
underrated comment
@xXSpaceMexicanXx6 ай бұрын
Shondo: Womb Eternal
@K663-j1k6 ай бұрын
I drive without power steering, so I’m building up arm muscles.
@arisurec6 ай бұрын
Wait till she sees Popeye.
@Chihuathan6 ай бұрын
You can tell that Olivia has rubbed off on her
@ffwast6 ай бұрын
Phrasing!
@n0body9596 ай бұрын
*Inhales Copium* I have a chance
@shivubu80086 ай бұрын
She is the perfect little sister , bestie , bunny girl , neko waifu and we all love her sooo much for it.
@malkav04886 ай бұрын
"I like men" the phrase that can set twitter on fire... 😂
@venom_ross6 ай бұрын
That little giggle at the end is too precious
@exploh2 ай бұрын
''his hands and his arms'' i will train my arms and hands forever now in the gym
@Alarcis3 күн бұрын
Shondo's voice is my pre-workout, i want to protect her and princess-carry her
@are32876 ай бұрын
She reached puberty it's over bros
@Serox17076 ай бұрын
Probably the most wholesome thing shondo ever said and it's adorable
@superheriber276 ай бұрын
Wifey in heat😭😭💢😭 It's over for Shondo's onee-sans
@NeoSaturos1235 ай бұрын
There's a good reason why she became a rabbit for her return.
@universegod16984 ай бұрын
A whole lot of drake competition.
@gigaslighter2 ай бұрын
lolicon spotted account reported
@absolute_aero6 ай бұрын
omfw to become a free solo mountain climber
@ghostoftheeinzberncastle5 ай бұрын
Someone please take this cute creature home and to bed, she deserves all the Chads. Seriously the girl behind Shondo does not deserve to be lonely.
@maveric6196 ай бұрын
We're reaching levels of cute and breedable that shouldn't be scientifically possible
@DA-bn9ny6 ай бұрын
Hands and arms? Honestly valid
@amogus_radko6 ай бұрын
Every time I watch a shondo clip I realize how lonely I am and that I need to touch grass, not that I will I just realize it.
@deoxxys4 ай бұрын
Wait till she hears I have three arms
@hans1783Күн бұрын
Chat can't wait to show what their hands can do, especially their right hands with all the intense exercise they put it through on the daily. They trained enough to send their future partner to heaven and back.
@TheDoctorofOdoIsland6 ай бұрын
Sorry Shondo, my hands are very small, they probably can't cover yours unless you are just the tiniest person ever.
@noah.2B6 ай бұрын
My friend, you're never going to believe this....
@skeleto468216 ай бұрын
Same.
@Burzum-Gûl5 ай бұрын
I take it you haven't seen her hands, they are almost child sized. Like 12 year old girl sized hands.
@noah.2B5 ай бұрын
@@Burzum-Gûl 12 year old girl hands, if that girl was anorexic, anemic, stunted growth, and never so much as _began_ puberty.
@goleogthais6 ай бұрын
oh yeah shes ovulating
@NicoDoesLP6 ай бұрын
A word of advice to all you young men out there. Learn a skill that involves your hands. I've played guitar for almost 20 years and I'm a professional chef. What you need to do is get a long sleeve button-up shirt and roll the sleeves up before doing stuff with your hands. Just trust me; it works.
@lukegibson60446 ай бұрын
Handmaxxing
@ghoulbuster16 ай бұрын
Kira pilled
@NayuzAqua6 ай бұрын
I play piano and I know how to do funny things with ny hands.
@goleogthais6 ай бұрын
you forgot the most important parts: 1. have attractive face (90+% genetics) 2. be tall (90+% genetics)
@AmbasingKam-dr6yu6 ай бұрын
You forgot rich
@WoebegoneKnight6 ай бұрын
Happy very, VERY belated start of puberty Shondo!
@TheUnaBoomer6 ай бұрын
*Eye flash. 🤩"Could she be talking about me!"
@mamodokod6 ай бұрын
Baby fever? Lonely
@Slnderman-6 ай бұрын
Shondo 😭😭😭
@shayne.77706 ай бұрын
"I like men"-Shondo
@skeleto468216 ай бұрын
I always feel so inadequate whenever a vtuber I like shares their preferences in boys. I never have anything they want. My tiny hands aren’t rizzing anyone lol
@hello-rq8kf6 ай бұрын
perfect excuse to skip leg day, sasuga shondo 🙏
@pixelspy57916 ай бұрын
"If your hands are bigger than mine" so like 95% of men
@shelbyjackson69036 ай бұрын
That means it's a good day to have big hands
@u1ti5 ай бұрын
Oh is that so? *palms basketball seductively*
@JoshuaPAMployee6 ай бұрын
I told you guys we have two arms and both were made TO HUG SHONDO! 🫂
@NayuzAqua6 ай бұрын
Ah yes, a rabbit in heat. Dangerous but I would risk to breed.
@presentablehumanbeing8466 ай бұрын
I once heard that arms and hands to women is legs and feet to men... *It all makes sense now*
@raphamazini38416 ай бұрын
thats crazy wholesome now i wanna hug shondooo aaaa
@lancelnce6 ай бұрын
Uooohhhhh 💪😭
@AndrewChumKaser6 ай бұрын
Hands are made for holdin'
@sora25416 ай бұрын
I like Shondo's hands too. I saw her irl hands stream, they were so cute
@b-ranthatway80666 ай бұрын
Shondo deserves all the headpats. I really hope she's doing alright 🥺🫶
@inanimatesum49456 ай бұрын
That’s just Yoshikage Kira!!!
@xoiyoub5 ай бұрын
Precious
@lolmaster11284 ай бұрын
Vtuber reverts to default mode
@jhin82996 ай бұрын
I'm literally here shondo 😭😭😭
@Rikidusbifidus5 ай бұрын
That's it I'm finally gonna do pushups
@pawshmel5 ай бұрын
you want a hug shondo?
@_..--6 ай бұрын
Shando needs to do the boy smell meme again.
@cheeto40276 ай бұрын
lieutenant dan in shambles
@pokedude104Ай бұрын
her and kirsche are on the same page. Based
@airank38614 ай бұрын
"menpilled"
@mark220v6 ай бұрын
my fingers are extremely long, so i guess i am a match for shondo. insert kira copypasta btw.
@mark220v6 ай бұрын
(i play osu with handcam, so there are proofs of my fingers being long as shit)
@mileslong39046 ай бұрын
Long as shit? Some shits are longer than others. @@mark220v
@MY-uo8kh4 ай бұрын
@@mark220vwtf they are lmao
@mark220v4 ай бұрын
@@MY-uo8kh lmfao
@Icetea-20006 ай бұрын
I guess the bunny model also comes with bunny heat
@StygianOrange6 ай бұрын
My name is Shondo Yoshikage
@bayumahendra17976 ай бұрын
Come here Shondo
@ginkitsune6 ай бұрын
I'M RIGHT HERE!
@SkylerMillerTheBronxProject6 ай бұрын
I like the heart too.
@ManSpider926 ай бұрын
I've got big boy hands...
@Ryoshi-296 ай бұрын
bros im not lying when i saw that im 90 percent sure that shondo has bigger hands than me 💀
@swagtachiuchiha15016 ай бұрын
are you 7
@Ryoshi-296 ай бұрын
@@swagtachiuchiha1501 nah i just have really small hands man 😑
@swagtachiuchiha15016 ай бұрын
@@Ryoshi-29 you lucky mf can still fit your hands in the pringles can
@Maxaker6 ай бұрын
I have small hands....
@Diavlex6 ай бұрын
I have small girly hands, it is over
@RustedBuddy51926 ай бұрын
Just pick up a hand hobby. Or perhaps think about learning basic plumbing and stuff. Something that will make you hands look awesome when you roll up your sleeves. Also.... that means you can fit more.... well you know.
@Prissy_Priscilla6 ай бұрын
It's not over. Not everyone likes hands, lol
@ghoulbuster16 ай бұрын
You know what I can do with THESE hands?
@Sickmmaner6 ай бұрын
Oh. I guess I'm stuck watching these now huh? This and Shylily are like a drug to me. 0:12 Excuse me? See stuff like this is what gets me back on track with clips like this.
@zDavid216 ай бұрын
my hands are pretty big actually.
@stam_ehad6 ай бұрын
If you like their hands your really want to be corrected, cute & naughty.
@herrdoctoroetker6 ай бұрын
they grow up so fast
@LecherousLizard3 ай бұрын
Shondo's ovulating? So expired. 😭
@f.b.l.98136 ай бұрын
I have big hands
@artizzy2k2k6 ай бұрын
She wouldn't like my skinny wrist but my hands are really veiny there is still hope 😭😭😭😭💢💢
@toml83706 ай бұрын
Based wifey that we all need
@grimkreeper5986 ай бұрын
The c(at-b)unny is ripe for breeding?
@Facilus3 ай бұрын
Bro that's was way cutter than I tought it would be lol
@Jv6156 ай бұрын
Welp, time to go work out again 💪
@d007ization6 ай бұрын
There's a part of me that relates to her and a part of me that recognizes she could be talking about someone like me. Both are evil.
@treadnokash75986 ай бұрын
Finally!
@Maedara6 ай бұрын
das me i'm men i got arms and hands
@RickiTikkiTavi6 ай бұрын
These do look like big strong hands, don't they?
@ichbinkami4 күн бұрын
Don't really know why i have this on my dash (thanks youtube i guess). Although I'm very late: Have y'all heard about llamas with hats? I'd be concerned right now. Hands down lol