What the FRICK is going on with the new Cooking Mama

[@strayo]

"We're not doing something a little bit different for a change"

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Sounds like something a little different!

[@DignityDC]

Yea

[@RottenJerv]

Pinned comment has lots of likes and 3 replies?

[@WesbirdlyO]

"I think you should have your own game!" Ah yes, "Cooking Kevin", where every dish is poisonous pufferfish and it doesn't matter how badly you cook it, because people are gonna die anyway.

[@sjl4212]

WesbirdlyO implying that cooking well will kill you too 😂

[@teraspeXt]

ah yes we will cook and eat kevin

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

ATS Gaming That would be worst than puffer fish, we'd die no matter how high your cooking skill is

[@lmnop29]

It will be titled "Baking Bad."

[@PopTheButterfly]

I too remember the Kevin cooking videos 😂

[@shrpedomaster]

Mommy, why does the strange man keep calling me his friend?

[@JayTohab]

Because he is. Now, eat your peas.

[@Red-410]

​@@JayTohab no, i want my M1919 .30 Cal Machine Gun

[@tugmylantern4244]

@@Red-410 Now Timmy we both know that is only for school.

[@hannahgelvin1625]

TUF Popland underrated comment

[@marlosuper]

@@tugmylantern4244 r/cursedcomments

[@MrTicklelyWicklely]

Kevin “I have no friends on my switch”, “Except for rtgame crowd”, “I wish I had no friends on my switch.”

[@dannystirling5458]

If we do something different every day, doesn't that mean doing something normal is doing something different?

[@troll4life662]

Danny Stirling What a twist!

[@theriffrepeaterjr.1772]

Mood

[@qzeq]

But something different IS the normal

[@IamaPERSON]

Hang on, I gotta scrape my brain off the Wall.

[@FrenchFries2]

This comment is just as confusing as Death Stranding.

[@dragonborndragon3425]

Psychiatrist: it's ok Cooking Mama can't hurt you Cooking Mama: it's not to late to order take out

[@TheIrishDino]

Baking Bad: Season 2 is looking fantastic

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

Kevin loves cooking because it involves flames and heat. To be fair, he raises the temperature wherever he goes 😏 (Please don't worry I do not crush on Kevin at all it was a joke)

[@zachsileo1300]

@@user-yn1bd4yf3h I thought it more of a comment about him being an arsenist

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

Zach Sileo that is true also. The emoji denotes the intention

[@luluconacolo2729]

baking bad 2: electric boogaloo

[@bluex3671]

Baking bad with friends (rt maybe)

[@bruh_original]

I love the pure disgust in Kevin’s voice when she said “For the Gram!”

[@bruh_original]

D Adams Yes sir

[@taylorjarvisDP]

“One player is a clove of garlic...” I’ve been waiting for a game like this my whole life.

[@myhandsdealaciddamage3189]

"It is a beautiful day in the kitchen. And you are a horrible clove of garlic."

[@ourworld6520]

when he says that 'the other player is mama, who wants to kill' sounds like among us

[@LordMoku]

[Itallian RPing intensifies]

[@FinishedCookie]

Qaw

[@DignityDC]

Yep yea yep yeah

[@beatlesforever65]

Kevin: “Most people, not all, have two hands.” Me, a one-handed person: Finally, some goddamn recognition!

[@ashtonwebber3144]

You like mungus?

[@internetduck1114]

@@ashtonwebber3144 A

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Should've gone with three-handed.

[@PoptartParasol]

How could you type 😏

[@ellyketchum3290]

The average hand per person rate is below two.

[@spiderextremegamertamonois]

I can't believe Kevin used "frick" instead of "feck" in the title. I feel like he isn't actually 100% Irish

[@kabhes9040]

99%

[@christianrogers8297]

kab hes 99.99%

[@kabhes9040]

@@christianrogers8297 no he did 2 test one had the result of 100% and the other 99%

[@Angelo-tp3xg]

Its just 0,00000000001% ... The rest is all Irish

[@maga4eva997]

That was bugging me too

[@lindsey7204]

I don’t know what’s more concerning, the fact that if you posted the grilled cheese picture pretending to be an ultrasound you’d have to eventually tell someone that your baby is actually just a grilled cheese or the fact that the picture would have the watermark Cookingstar for an ‘ultrasound’

[@angiebustos5375]

Governments around the world: only leave your house when ABSOLUTELY necessary Kevin: what if I NEED cooking mama cook star from game stop?

[@JohnBrown-tw2qi]

Angie Bustos it’s GameStop, if anything he’s even safer in there than in his own home.

[@cuff1626]

Irish game stop*

[@raven_the_demon]

Well it's his job to play games, so buying games is important for his job and therefore a valid reason to go out of the house

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

There's a difference between Irish GameStop and GameStop

[@shadowwolf6205]

What do people have against GameStop? I don't understand it. Did they do something shady or....?

[@MegaChickenfish]

"It's not too late to order takeout." I have never seen a cooking sim game sass you *so hard.*

[@BoredMurphy]

"Kevin is that a child or food" A child can be food

[@BennyLlama39]

Reduce world hunger *and* overpopulation in one fell swoop. 😀

[@kuzeymr6921]

This is cursed you didnt cook them yet

[@FrenchFries2]

I love my daily eating of children.

[@kuzeymr6921]

Do you toast them or bake them i do both

[@FrenchFries2]

@@kuzeymr6921 well toasting them can be done quicker all you need is a massive toaster and they all also come out nice and crispy.

[@day_thewoodelf]

7:07 that "oh my God, mama, I'm sorry" sounded so genuine

[@nikkiesona]

Cooking Mama must be pretty hardcore to be taken down like that. Does it count as contraband now?

[@lorenzovakarian]

Hey birthday twin :') it's so weird seeing your comments and them not starting with the words "Day [number] of wishing Kevin a happy birthday" anymore lol

[@nikkiesona]

@@lorenzovakarian It's my second day off the job and it's quite weird not to immediately rush to tell Kevin happy birthday, haha.

[@IamaPERSON]

Wait, you guys are related?

[@nikkiesona]

@@IamaPERSON No, but I'm pretty sure we have the same birthday.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nikkiesona that would be cool

[@cheesychappers]

"Kicking a baby is gonna be the most used clip on my channel" Well, it can apply to every situation, so why not?

[@EvilDollop]

Which video is it originally from?

[@SpineCones]

@@EvilDollop babysitting mama

[@invisibleninja7873]

@@SpineCones I’m so glad Google was able to translate this 🙏

[@ashleywilliams4896]

"Piece of Cake!" "No that's cheese, Mama." I died

[@cheese9506]

rip

[@bp3366]

RIP Jay Marshall ????-2020 Loved and cherished by family, Just couldn't resist Kevin.

[@OrangeZ1987]

B P He was a...man? I think?

[@cheese9506]

@@bp3366 no one can resist kevin

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

Jay Marshall Hi died, I dad

[@lailah18]

If Kevin was in Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen, he’d literally get killed.

[@showncooms]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@exosproudmamabear558]

If Jim Pickens were in the room both would die.

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

not sure which 'he' you are referring to, so I'm going to assume it's both, which is accurate. Kevin kills Gordon, then immediately kills himself on kitchen equipment

[@lailah18]

Exo's proud mama bear yeah no one beats daddy Pickens

[@lailah18]

TigirlakaLaserwolf6 yeah you’re right, that’s how it’ll go down

[@aidanweir2591]

Me: *Wonders if Kevin is still playing idle breakout* Kevin: Yes

[@jasper3706]

We all are... are you not?!

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

rumor has it that he is still playing it to this day

[@paragraph_p3rs0n]

I was scrolling forever for this comment 😂

[@1aa2aa3GiRl]

8:07 "Why would we just use beef that we found on the ground" - I haven't laughed out loud like that in a long time and that says a lot about my life these past months.

[@finno5827]

everyone: uninstall this game it mines crypto currency and steals your data Kevin: I NEED THIS GAME!

[@BonewizardDubs]

that's been proven to not be true but yeah.

[@aglove275]

wait is that really a thing 0-0

[@ForwardBias]

Imagine believing baseless accusations like OP does.

[@NeroSeries]

Whats bad about crypto mining?

[@LovesickDemon]

@@ForwardBias relax fr

[@snoezibol503]

I'm just dying at the thought of Kevin, this tall ass adult, going to a gamestop to buy this game, I love it

[@goodguyguan3412]

You can sort of use it as a tutorial on how to cook certain things. Kevin looks like a f****** college kid that doesn't know how to cook so I mean i wouldn't question it.

[@PointsofData]

@@goodguyguan3412 uhh...you can also just watch a KZbin video for all of these recipes. They've been taken from Instagram and such anyway.

[@AmarandeVK]

i thought kevin was 5'7"

[@AgentTasmania]

@@AmarandeVK 6'1"

[@cyber_runner]

If his pasty ass came through the door and goes straight for the game I'd just die of laughter lol

[@tjadams8654]

7:45 I miss his cooking videos. They were really funny and I hope he goes back to the series! Maybe theme the cooking on video game food/recipes. I know it's not original, but it will be funny with Kevin cooking it.

[@missm2925]

I agree!

[@tsurra]

He stated that the reason he doesn't do them anymore is because he's moved and no longer has the proper kitchen to film in so it's unlikely that we'll see them again anytime soon. We can hope though!

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@tsurra He’s in Spain now, so maybe Spain has bigger kitchens

[@lunatick9792]

"Turg make burger!" Don't you mean . . . Turger? (I'm so sorry.)

[@jessejesse3870]

LOL! I'd love to try that! Wait...is turg...in the burger?

[@orion2826]

beesechurger

[@bethanywhitelaw8363]

At least I wasn't the only one whose brain made the connection :')

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

horror vacui You monster

[@PowerTrain611]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@JuicyBagel44]

Kevin should play Hell’s Kitchen on the Wii. I never played it but he should play it cause it’s on the Wii. Edit: Oh Feck that’s the most likes I’ve seen. Thanks for the many likes and thanks for favoriting the comment, Kevin!

[@gab_v250]

@@username113 heck yeah. And that's why IMO the Switch is the true successor of the Wii. They both have games FOR EVERYONE.

[@marmato9332]

I have that one. You can imagine my dread.

[@greenswamponion7330]

I want Poofesure to play it as well. I can just imagine him screaming at Gordan 😂

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

@@marmato9332 well, I have one of the call of duty games for the Wii, so I do know your suffering 😂

[@bluscout6440]

Yes.

[@LargeCrocodile]

Mama: “Don’t forget to tag mama!” Kevin: *No, I don’t think I will.*

[@phatty7791]

Friends: We want Baking Bad Kevin: But we have Baking Bad at home! Baking Bad at home:

[@indiafox5786]

13:03 13:03 13:03 13:03 13:03

[@InceRumul]

"The recipe may have been completely shit, but it's been assembled correctly. Reminds me of IKEA."

[@etherealidiot9693]

"Kevin is that a child or food?" why can't it be both?

[@arifaith8588]

Heather Mason A Silent Hill fan!

[@lilacpen8678]

Young toes

[@trla6505]

... New sima video yep

[@inukaiya1509]

I don't know how I feel about them trying to put cooking mama into modern day. The games have always been timeless because they didn't try to bring modern trends into the game.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Yeah, even with appliances for the most part. Now they have popcorn machines and air-fryers

[@Rexso]

"Pickle?" "Funniest shit ive ever seen" lmao actually made me laugh

[@naenae915]

6:03 You cannot tell me no one else laughed when cooking mama started dancing.

[@beckypoppers]

"It seems like a game of Chinese whispers." Me whispering: Shhh everyone can hear you

[@pandapants9625]

"Unfortunately, it's two player and I don't have a player two." This is literally my life. I will be player two, Kevin.

[@enesaue2192]

Last time I was this early the sims series was about impregnating as many people as possible. Wait...

[@wisetree8330]

So long ago

[@tsurra]

Sounds like you're late to the party, friend

[@Name-xk9vx]

Ene Saue it still is, but it involves a lot more death

[@mylackofawilltolive3367]

So you're early when a mother is involved

[@MerkhVision]

Tsurra Richild actually he’s right on time! Have u not seen the most recent Sims episode? Its all come full circle lol

[@MajorHuggles]

Kevin: "Most people have 2 hands." Actually, Kevin, statistically the average person has less than 2 hands.

[@gracehaven5459]

................😐

[@bubagecko]

Both statements are correct. The majority of people have 2 hands and yet the average number of hands per person is less than 2.

[@sarjarnesto3175]

@@bubagecko how tho?

[@chill_fridge]

Sarj Arnesto It's misleading to say "the average person has less than 2 hands", but it is sort of correct. It's kind of a brain twister, but if you consider every living person, the statistical average of "hands per person" is definitely not 2 (100%). If you assume that the percentage is something resembling >99%, that would mean: "the average number of hands per person is 1.9999"... which is decidedly not 2.

[@sarjarnesto3175]

@@chill_fridge ohhhhhhh

[@grilledfish9934]

remember when cooking mama killed and stuffed a turkey

[@erick74777]

I think that was a peta game

[@greenandpurpledragon7219]

Yea PETA made that game to “promote veganism” but instead they just made a sick game to traumatize children

[@nekote8801]

that was actually my first encounter with cooking mamma and it traumatized me i didn't even know it was a series of normal cooking games

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

@@nekote8801 I'm particularly sensitive to animal welfare and even I wasn't swayed. It was just gross and unrealistic, mostly. I'm convinced PETA doesn't even care about animals, they just enjoy making people suffer (which, might I add, is also animal cruelty)

[@1r0zz]

@@greenandpurpledragon7219 Damaging people? Yep. That's veganism.

[@el-1012]

Is it just me or does the voice of “momma” sound like BEMO from adventure time

[@mostlyoddnumbers6274]

Finally!! Proof that kevin has always had a monitor open for idle breakout since the coolmathgames video

[@jessejesse3870]

I can just imagine him have idle breakout playing in the background as he records, edits, eats, SLEEP

[@Ryyi23]

This is quite possibly the best Cooking Mama game I've ever seen. The voice lines are so perfect and self-aware. This game is perfect for the meme age.

[@Anu-YT394]

"Fleth fo' tha gram" - Cooking Mama

[@pippin3430]

8:35 Literary the most uncanny thing I heard from Cooking Mama herself

[@FredDurst00]

I knew we would get a follow up to idle breakout!

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

10:56 IRL, yes, making mochi is a two person job. One person pounds, and the other turns and wets it. And the mochi hammers I've seen aren't one handed, they're actually quite large. You were doing the mini game wrong because you're not supposed to go "Pound pound pound knead knead knead", you're supposed to go "pound, knead, pound, knead, pound, knead". Half of me is surprised you don't know this, but the other half is like "well where do you even learn that if you're not a weeb?"

[@uselessalpaca6777]

Tbh I learned about it watching Sushi Ramen Riku trying to pound mochi with just one hit. Great vid.

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

Learn from Okami? I fricking love that game

[@DeathnoteBB]

Where do white people learn it you mean.

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

@@DeathnoteBB More like "anyone who doesn't live in Japan or have a Japanese family"

[@ashery468]

That's not common knowledge as you think 😂

[@gotmonkey92]

"You want it slow or do you want it fast?!" I'd be careful with what you ask, Kevin! xD

[@duselbrickland3999]

why

[@melz6625]

DuselBrickLand how old are you?

[@melz6625]

DuselBrickLand how old are you?

[@mr.misfortune6236]

I like the way you think.

[@gotmonkey92]

@@mr.misfortune6236 No matter how old I get, I will never stop being immature! xD

[@jeans8940]

So there was this guy called kevin, and then he turned himself into a cooking mama, funniest shit ive ever seen

[@dansl1171]

Kevin, I just want to thank you for always making me feel better, I’m having an awfully horrible day today but you’re still able to make me smile. Keep up with the amazing content and never change

[@jessejesse3870]

I hope everything gets better

[@WonderstruckSweetie]

Thanks for playing it! You'll be the only way I'll be able to see it in action & I couldn't think of a better person to watch play!

[@lorenzovakarian]

Kevin: "Unfortunately it's 2 players, and I don't have a player 2" Anna, somewhere in the house, probably: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@lapislarka]

This was on my list, too, before this entire debacle. I never expected Cooking Mama to be at the center of something like this. The US Amazon has a few copies and I bought one.

[@ezrallow943]

"I was listening to some folk music..." You're perfect 😳

[@hippieduck]

Folk Music Squad ™️ 🎧

[@fakuri913]

Chack out vindsvept, they are cool

[@capralmarines4043]

calm down lady

[@hippieduck]

@@capralmarines4043 no time for that, sir.

[@Charlotte_Cass]

I had a Gordon Ramsey Masterclass advert in the middle. For a split second I thought the graphics had really improved 😂

[@bulletsabbath1898]

I have nothing to comment so I will just say this: Kevin, you are awesome.

[@funnygermandoctor]

He really is

[@Gabriel-op9cs]

Indeed

[@blankness8]

To be fair, that's a pretty worthwhile comment.

[@Peter-nk6yl]

I agree with all of you

[@soryrozz6519]

9:32 the amount of fries on that plate is true to the regular American portions.

[@jubileegonzalez]

Kevin used to have me dying laughing, now he makes jokes like “ground beef! Why would we use beef we found on the ground!” LMFAO

[@katc2040]

Quarentine has him struggling for jokes 😂

[@PrettyGirlRock1115]

So he still has you dying laughing?

[@mohrs9165]

"Move carefully" is that a threat!?! 🤣🤣

[@carwash9333]

5:32 "Flex for the gram!"

[@lilm0nix3]

kevin is different when he isn't being chaotic and i love it. i'm terrified

[@gayman9791]

Day six of reminding everyone how precious Kevin looks when he smiles-

[@dailygeek1334]

I’d protect this man

[@hippieduck]

The way you ended that with a dash 🥂

[@p0kepanda462]

Kevin "I go to gamestop" Also Kevin "I'm a Irish guy that never leaves his house"

[@DBswag_]

04:07 "Woh, so dumb..." Jeez Mama! Kevin is trying, okay...

[@0Kay_hi0]

12:45 No matter how many times i see that clip, i still end up laughing.

[@blackjack9240]

But Kevin, thats not Cooking mama its “amam gnikooc”, clearly a russian bootleg version smh 🤦‍♂️

[@sarjarnesto3175]

Thats just reverse title

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

@@sarjarnesto3175 Yeah. It's a joke because Kevin's camera is mirrored.

[@danyaeger12345]

goddamnit kevin, i thought i was finally over my obsession with Cool Math Game's: Idle Breakout..... now it's 5 am and i'm sweaty, just trying to get that next prestige....

[@EmmyAndDeskyUnited]

Ah, just another lovely session of food poisoning with Kevin.

[@HakoYigarashi]

Kevin kicking the Baby get's me everytime :D

[@jackotoole1119]

I had Idle Breakout for a good many months after I saw your coolmathgames video, I won't call it an addiction because I'm feeling generous today

[@armengevorkyan654]

Kevin, we all know that "folk music" is just code for "Horse Outside".

[@johnthebetterone3125]

4:52 Does that yellow bottle in the top-right corner say what I think it says..?

[@leadisterrible]

CUMIN OML

[@mcnightshade7900]

"Hey, do you wanna come over and play cooking mama co-op?" Said no one ever

[@lazra4321]

I don’t know whether we should be afraid of “we’re doing something normal” now as it seems like so long since we didn’t do something different🤔 great vid though kevi, you brighten our days whether it’s something different or normal x

[@craig205]

6:30 That is DEFINITELY something you shouldn't take out of context.

[@zeedi95]

Mama: "I think you need your own gay!"

[@Yipyipyay]

she said game...

[@jonathanisdumb6269]

@@Yipyipyay woosh

[@dio9488]

@@Yipyipyaythe joke is it sonds like shes saying "i think you need your won gay" you know its pretty self explanatory

[@Yipyipyay]

@@jonathanisdumb6269 Nani?

[@Yipyipyay]

@@dio9488 No no, I get the joke. Its just sad that it sounds like shes saying that lol

[@greymouth1275]

Finally an update on idle breakout I have been waiting for this since the cool math games video

[@Erdnussbuttertoast]

Kevin just blatantly ignored all the comments on his Instagram post begging him to bring back Baking Bad

[@toshinouu3306]

Erdnussbuttertoast because hes already stated a while back that he moved and no longer has a kitchen proper for filming, thus its unlikely we’ll get those videos

[@advancetotabletop5328]

Irish Gamestop has all the titles backwards? :D Thanks for the video!

[@jackiecozzie4803]

When she said "slow down" I thought she said "so dumb!"

[@pedrostormrage]

3:59 "A full loaf of bread; this must be a hell of a sandwich" I was half expecting Kevin to show Ninja cutting bread 😂

[@deaths_chilled9346]

They say that game of idle breakout is still going to this day....

[@michaelherskovitz3857]

1:05 Oh yes Kevin, they truly do have stock.

[@thekennykiller97]

Kevin, who owned a CEX store, betraying all the stores in Ireland by going to GameStop to get the game smh my head

[@stevenclark1662]

I always read CEX as sex and I was shocked for a moment that he owned a sex shop. Then my brain stopped lagging.

[@laineygriffin7454]

“Nothing can distract me” *idle breakout intensifies*

[@BoredMurphy]

"It's a nailburger now" Fingernail or other nail?

[@cyclone5786]

Yes

[@kevintrang3007]

Tusk

[@jessejesse3870]

Turg

[@ArcadeMarx]

i won't ruin your 69 likes

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

For some reason, I feel like it getting taken down from the Nintendo E-Shop has to do with the fact that Planet Entertainment released it when they were told not to, not that it's mining crypto...

[@IndigoGollum]

4:20 Fun fact: Grate is an anagram of Great.

[@Lee-wb5yx]

it's time to 420 too, the joke is perfect

[@muggerrock2969]

Kevin should do more edge games like this, I adored the opening!

[@thecjwolfpack]

Cooking mama just said "flex for the gram"... I... ok

[@diamondplayz2145]

Irish Gamestop has EVERYTHING a gamer could possibly want eed.

[@Parelf]

4:37 I KNEW IT!!!

[@davidmackayy]

Rainbow grilled cheese was actually a segment on UK TV this week, on ITV's "This Morning"

[@sophierose7699]

7:01 “Do you want me to do it right or do you want me to do it fast?” That’s what *he* said 😂

[@Endymenbro]

Kevin was listening to Black and Tans to get pumped for this video.

[@shelbybuttram183]

day 19 of aksing kevin to continue desperate housewifes

[@jackhazardous4008]

I think i just witnesses a sin. Putting cheese OVER the tomato so it doesn't touch the burger?

[@eetupura5316]

Day 3 of asking kevin to sing homegrown tomatoes and build that bench.

[@JohnSmithUK35]

0:20 I used to jam to this instrumental beat!!! Great tastes Kevin!!!

[@sammckayfletcher1667]

Oi what's it called??? it's driving me insane looking for it

[@JohnSmithUK35]

@@sammckayfletcher1667 it’s called “SummerBreeze guitar hip hop instrumental” hope that helps kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYGbia1tZqd_m9U

[@sammckayfletcher1667]

@@JohnSmithUK35 cheers mate

[@JohnSmithUK35]

@@sammckayfletcher1667 no problem mate, glad I could help!

[@sammckayfletcher1667]

@@JohnSmithUK35 oyc you're a life saver now I can actually go to sleep soundly

[@redfalconfox]

I forgot that people in Ireland and Great Britain call Telephone "Chinese Whispers" and got really worried for a second.

[@OdellM520]

There’s something incredibly satisfying about the noise made when Kevin punts a baby