What The Hell Happened This Week? | The Daily Social Distancing Show

[@bjinxstories]

I just love trevor. He makes me laugh in the worst times

[@CarlpritMusic]

Bryson Bmoney Jenkins for real man

[@francoisnatasha]

Trevor, I've been in my house since March 16, you have no idea how your videos have helped me from losing my mind. I hope they are helping you as much as your fans. Thank you Trevor, we love you😘😘😘

[@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL]

It’s tragic that this many people had to lose their lives to this virus. Prayers to everyone affected by this pandemic and please continue social distancing 🙏💯

[@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL]

dn va I’m all about positive energy 🙌

[@crowned2088]

Damn Asians you guys cause this... just trolling yeah frl it's sad thought and love goes out to the victims❤❤

[@yujahja]

@@crowned2088 Asia is pretty big. It contains a diverse group of nations. They not did not all conspire together to bring about Covid.

[@crowned2088]

@@yujahja Dauhhhh... the CCP created it... it has strains of HIV and SARS in it and several scientist comfirm it was... and market where it started couple of blocks away from it is a level 4 research lab and they arrested a guy that was get this, guy was carry samples of the virus around and he worked there too... the evidence is certainly there to say the least

[@victorlim9062]

One of the best advise I heard to stop Covid 19 is to behave like if everyone already has it, and take care like you don’t want to spread it

[@jadie3808]

Victor Lim I totally agree!

[@andyh4518]

We learned that Trevor owns at least four different hoodies.

[@katialanga-langa3865]

More

[@angiewizefool]

@@katialanga-langa3865 Waaaay More probably but l8r for what he has on🤓 He is a Comedy Genius🤣😂😂❗

[@ChristopherPayneMUA]

So do I. I like to live like the stars!

[@hasanmuhammad573]

@@angiewizefool you wanna know Something i just found out he. does comedy he came to congratulate David Chappelle what's 25 years in the business

[@stormwatcher59]

I want that really light blue one with the zipper...

[@bonniea3310]

thank you for the laughs, I'm a nurse in central Florida in a long term care care/rehab center. three weeks of no family able to come in, my pts are so dependent on me. but I love them so much.....I cry every night on my home for them......and I worry so much about the world and the future...thanks for the laughs and the truth and the legitimate caring

[@Leonaza7]

“I’m not a Doctor” this is the first time Trump has ever told the truth.

[@kathyespinosa7582]

Facts

[@ladybluelotus]

Ha ha! Facts!

[@maxmccray214]

and I don't understand why a person who continuously lies is so keen on accusing others of lying?

[@Yengo1]

Ehhh thats debatable

[@sennyloww9498]

LMAO So true!

[@bixx9463]

" America is being lead by someone who knows less about medicine than Dr. Pepper"🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious !!! I nearly fell out of my chair from laughing. Thanks for still broadcasting your show ! 👍👍👍 I'm in Italy and we ALL need to keep out hopes and spirits up.✌ & 💖.

[@crowned2088]

@Monique Brown your right but i dont think trump said that thou... China made the virus and hide it for 2 months...so idk how white ppl are at fault...but everything else you said I agree

[@ronaldstephens2675]

baldassarre lo iacono 👍. Thank you. Stay home, stay safe.

[@PungiFungi]

Spoken by someone from a country that helped spread this thing by hugging a Chinese to prove they are not racist. That alone would have been hilarious if only the consequences weren’t so dire.

[@ronaldstephens2675]

PungiFungi 1) were they not complying with their leaders requests? 2) do you think Italy’s citizens intentionally helped spread the virus? 3) assuming you are from the U S, did we not comply with our leaders requests and carry on (initially) as though we were secure? 4) How did shutting the front door to China help prevent spread if the northern, southern, and eastern doors to Europe were initially left wide open? 5) Should “wartime” President Trump be promoted to Dicktator for such bold and decisive early wartime maneuvers?

[@PungiFungi]

@Ronald Stephens, nice trying to lure me into issues I did not bring up. Fact; hugging a Chinese turns out to be a gesture that didn’t helped anyone.

[@anitainmo489]

“It’s a border wall’ I laughed so hard. And the voice mail messages were genius. Trevor is brilliant.

[@GadgetMsGadget]

I think that portion should be broken out into it's own clip. So good!

[@williammorgan-darko4357]

I'm thinking Trevor raided the hoodie store when everyone else was chasing toilet paper. I see you Trevor, I see you

[@Burentsu]

When Trump can pronounce a word that long you know he has financial interest in it.

[@charlenewatson9514]

Burentsu 🤣🤣🤣

[@lebredamcelroy832]

THEY ALL show he 40 day 40 night.... FOOL IS DANGEROUS YUMPFELICIA is a picture of my schedule to THROW out TRASH. . ⚔️🐀🐕🇱🇷🇱🇷🧟‍♀️🛸🐍🚀🐉🐖💯🔥🔥

[@GermAntibody]

@Andi7 Amo Wait is some loser talking about HILLARY CLINTON? Hasn't that bitch been irrelevant for literally YEARS? ROFLMAO. That irrelevant museum exhibit has nothing to do with the fact that $$$ is the only thing that can train drumpf's mouth to spew out that many syllables correctly and in order. Oh and drumpf bought Miss Teen USA to be able to walk into the dressing rooms and stare at naked teenage girls against their will. I wouldn't be talking about pedophiles if I were you-the irony is so rich I'm getting anemic over here, OMG.

[@RosySpeaks]

Right!

[@annichen1924]

totally feel the same!!

[@missagnesk4]

"No Mr President, it's not a mask, it's a border wall for your face" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fcgHenden]

A face border wall that keeps the Ghina virus out! Ghina will be paying for it too! 😆

[@jennicawilton4322]

And coronavirus will pay for the mask!

[@sabelogama5686]

🤣😂😅🤣

[@Leonaza7]

That should be grounds for a Congressional inquiry!!! If he does profit from a pandemic he should be tried for the deaths his inaction and mismanagement will cause!

[@christelheadington1136]

Trouble is the congress is aiding and abetting him.

[@debbymccormack6525]

That's one of the multiple reasons he should be charged.

[@randigut2490]

Amen!

[@cheryal6661]

@@christelheadington1136 You mean the republicans in the Senate are aiding and abetting him...

[@christelheadington1136]

@@cheryal6661 Mostly , yes.

[@isabellema1945]

Everyone: please wear a mask when you going outside.

[@IMSiegfried]

Take at look at this article from the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy where studies show that anything other than N95 masks offer negligible protection or lessening for the spread of the virus. Plus they could easily hasten the spread when people touch surfaces and then adjust their masks and visa verses. www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/04/commentary-masks-all-covid-19-not-based-sound-data Take a look at this video if you want to see how you contain the spread. It isn't being done by wearing a cloth mask. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaeqdWmblL2SaNk

[@Krystalmyth]

@@IMSiegfried SHUT UP!

[@Krystalmyth]

@@IMSiegfried Don't @ me. Don't @ anyone. You virus spreading harlot.

[@MeTreesndirt]

No smiles. Sad to not get a smile. But yeah. It helps. There are spitters out there.

[@goodguy...badrep.]

@@IMSiegfried Sound information, you got there.

[@jaymanlivecom]

Stay safe everyone, the world has changed, bend don't break.

[@coopart1]

Well said

[@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth]

✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

[@renlynn555]

Damn well said 💯♥️🇺🇸

[@jii.]

"This too shall pass."

[@IMSiegfried]

@@jii. Not really. They're saying this is our new normal.

[@Lock2002ful]

If you can’t be together with your partner in a house or apartment for 24/7 without getting divorced you are clearly not meant to be with each other. I have no problem to be with my wife 24/7. Doesn’t mean that we have to actively spend each minute focused on each other.

[@Bundyphile]

Just wait. She´ll get rid of you in no time when the quarantine is over.

[@Lock2002ful]

lol That’s a very negative way to view the world and relationships. I’ve been close to my wife since we got together and nothing has changed in 10 years. We love spending every free minute we have together. This quarantine is a vacation for us and we couldn’t be more happy. Sad that you don’t seem to have something like that.

[@annakoch9972]

@@Lock2002ful My hubby and I have been together for 20 years (4 kids) we are totally fine with each other, Home all day with our children, right now he is playing music on the stereo and I lay in bed, have a small biliary colic. The most thing I have been irritated of is his snooring ZzzzZzzzZzzzz!!! at night.. and that he's doing, corona or not. 😁 I love him and glad that the man I have by my side in this crazy time.

[@Lock2002ful]

Anna Koch Same here! :D I mean, no kids yet and only 10 years but kids are in planning. ;) Wish you and your family all the best!

[@lax4359]

@@Lock2002ful hope you have a happy life with her! Stay safe!

[@omarhaddad7445]

Petition for Trevor to grow a beard until quarantine ends. Like so the Daily Show can see this.

[@highatlastdabs8000]

Excellent idea 💡

[@edwardhammer88]

No I cant stand beards god place for corona

[@GeekGamer666]

@@edwardhammer88 Not any more so than any other surface, including but not limited to your skin. If you wash your (cloth) masks after going outside and take the recommended hygiene advice from the CDC you won't have a problem.

[@OrderChaos1]

I'll sign it😊👍

[@omarhaddad7445]

@David Goeken Yes, I think he can, he already can grow a goatee.

[@Takendra]

I love that Trevor doesn’t have a haircut. It means he’s social distancing. Bravo Trevor👏🏽

[@mkleejr34]

No it means that everything is closed.

[@king_of_prince]

Nobody : Trevor : does a recap to show all the hoodies he wore this week in a thumbnail.

[@hasanmuhammad573]

Lol 😆

[@annashowunmi4696]

King_of _Prince I thought so too😂

[@yemen8627]

When the epidemic ends, "Netflix" will make a movie about the virus and the role of doctors Hollywood actors will emerge from their palaces were they are hidding during the epidemic and will appear in the movie in white. Of course, the film will succeed in an unprecedented sweep and make millions of dollars. The film will be nominated for Oscars, actors, and artists will attend parties in a suit or dress that costs almost more than the salary of real doctors throughout the period of responding to the virus. The movie will get the Oscars and people will be cheering for the accomplished actors The real doctors at this time will be dead from the virus and those who remain will suffer from psychological problems because of the pressure that was on them and the people they saw die in front of them everyday.

[@methatguy]

sad but true 😳

[@jenniferbueller2302]

Wow, so true. Profits should be used for “Hazard Pay” for everyone working in the Health Care Industry

[@johnnaliggett3625]

Some stars & rich are giving millions even 1 giving a billion to help. They are not all like the Trump Family or the GOP or TV preachers that have not donated a dime.

[@ohnonotagain8935]

Not likely. Most of Hollywood is corrupted and the American public could care less about their movies we're waiting for them to get arrested for crimes against humanity

[@methatguy]

@Kaptain Kid hell yes lolz.

[@SINCERELYABBY]

Alwayz been an addict of this show. Alwayz been informative and makes my day complete

[@JTJnyce-nn3ln]

How was Trevor able to tell that Dr. Pepper joke without laughing? He must have done many takes.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

"What the hell happened this week?" I'm still wondering this too. Well, i've been wondering this for years.

[@thenmthere]

"I remember when the only thing in the air we had to worry about was 24 carats of magic "... gold from Trevor

[@bomaye2122]

Look at Trevor man , he wears a different hoody every time .

[@terolah]

I was wondering the same thing, how many hoodies does that man have??

[@UmmYeahOk]

Good thing he’s sheltering in place. If he were casually walking the streets with some Arizona Ice Tea and a bag of Skittles, forget wearing a face mask, he’d be dead tonight! ...what? Too soon?

[@smiller2044]

@@UmmYeahOk you have to ask then you know the answer. Living while black.

[@Aw-ns1qx]

@Andi7 Amo Here comes the angsty teen who is angry their prom got canceled, so he is going to find the most random place to go and be angry!

[@EternaResplandiente]

He's so sexy mmmmmmm

[@tabeathahall8246]

I've been doing my quarantine thing, and to pass the time I've been watching old Daily Show with John Stewart. And I would like to say John knew what he was doing when he picked Trevor. I loved the show then and I love the show now. I still miss John. But I'm so glad we got Trevor.

[@jade2368]

When our Predator & Chief speaks about anything related to Pandemic I get stomach ulcers. What a Joker 😡

[@christelheadington1136]

When he talks about anything, my ears bleed.

[@lax4359]

@@christelheadington1136before he even starts talking i go blind and deaf at the exact same time its a pain watching the news with no eye sight and hearing lmao 😂

[@morgannedarcourt5956]

No he gives go advices. You just have to do the exact opposite of what he says and that's perfect !!!! He just like a compass which always points to the south. Thank you Donald !!!

[@christelheadington1136]

@@lax4359- Though that must be how his followers do it.

[@lax4359]

@@christelheadington1136 Im just waiting for the zombies now

[@caesarmedina8489]

When this started, they told anyone asking for a test, they needed to talk to their doctor first. Whats that, you have no insurance or a doctor, sucks to be you.

[@toadjiang7626]

More than 10,000 Americans have died this week from coronavirus, that's what the hell happened this week.

[@ityrlifeafter6564]

Not a week yet

[@loldd1440]

That means a month can create about 40 thousand deaths at the same rate

[@LadySekhmet-Returns]

My heart cant take this

[@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth]

Total.... Not this week

[@lax4359]

18k people but 10k is just the confirmed deaths doctors say there could be around 18k or 20k i sent my sympathy's to their family's

[@MsKemi01]

Trevor!! You bring me JOY!! Thank you for working so hard to bring us good, quality, hilarious content during this pandemic. 💝💝

[@mtm00]

5:23 LMAO: "it's not a mask ... it's a boarder wall for your face!"

[@9thatoneoverthere]

That Dr. Pepper line. 🤣🤣 Also, wear a mask 😷.

[@Narbith]

2:43 Maldives too. 400k and 0 deaths

[@ladybluelotus]

Good on you guys 👍

[@sherul53]

Trevor, you’re awesome! You can make me laugh even through this mess. I save some of my favorite segments and things just seem a little lighter sometimes. Thank you for your wonderful sense of humor along with giving us the truth. Love you 😊

[@HellManStan]

Don't forget about New Zealand bru, we're kicking ass over here

[@sophierobinson2738]

Dog ❤️

[@grmpEqweer]

New Zealand seems to be run and populated by mostly extremely nice people.

[@christelheadington1136]

You've got all those magical people,(Xena, Hobbits, etc.) to protect you.

[@jdax21]

I hope I can move to New Zealand some day. It seems to be a beautiful country full of kind, compassionate people.

[@MisterDanger01]

stay strong kiwibros

[@JimFortune]

"What The Hell Happened This Week?" could be the title of your show every week since Trump won in 2016.

[@blxckbugsbunny2591]

Jim Fortune Take this W real quick🤧

[@chucky1231999]

Amen bruh

[@wakakaka6610]

Everything Trevor Noah said about the black community is so true.

[@ishfaqbhat6867]

The Daily hoodie show with Trevor

[@assumptionisthemotherofall2402]

Another week down more Americans have died this too shall pass the question is which will first COVD19 or Trumps’ presidency ?

[@kc-um6qd]

stopped at your title- particularly fitting here.....!

[@BashayG7175]

Someone who knows less about medicine than Dr. Pepper 😂😂😂

[@Mariacarline1986]

Greenland had 11 cases, all recovered.

[@michellehood3345]

They may have some type of immunity...our scientist should test them...grt them closer to a vaccine

[@___LC___]

Michelle Hood More likely they are an island with less travel and a wide spread population. I am “sheltering in place” in a rural county and we just got our first case of the virus yesterday. The person had traveled outside of the county into a hot zone. If it weren’t for people bringing the virus into isolated areas, we wouldn’t have any cases. If the US had been proactive, we also wouldn’t have had such a an outbreak.

[@maxgonzalez214]

There are only 11 people in Greenland

[@nosynavigator]

@@maxgonzalez214 😂

[@islandgal1115]

Trevor! Love you so much. I used to listen to you every morning while I got ready for work. This was my normal. I now have thrown out all my make up. I try to take a shower every day and brush my hair. Thank you for still being there- you are helping us cope. Pretty huge right now.

[@usuallydead]

Trevor has transitioned into the humor style and visual pacing of being a KZbinr better than any other comedy news host. Convinces me that if Jon Stewart hadn't picked him as the TDS successor, Trevor would have a crushingly popular YT channel instead.

[@lax4359]

I have wisdom teeth coming in how am I going to get them out because of the virus

[@sarahmcintyre5400]

I love this show. The Trevor Noah Daily Social Distancing Show is just as satisfying as the studio one. Keeping us informed and laughing throughout the Trump presidency, keeping us informed and laughing during the coronavirus. And his sophisticated sounding South African accent negates the need for a business suit. His voice is a business suit. It's great! Don't get a haircut, Trevor! :)

[@shadowbca3476]

Stay at home Be positive ❤👌 👇👇 Greetings from Sudan😎

[@JustaMomnFamily]

Moh Salah 🙏 kind words Thank you from a small town in America (Michigan)

[@TSDT]

Mashallah. Greetings and safe wishes from Vietnam.

[@fcgHenden]

Whoa whoa whoa... Be specific. Test negative... FEEL positive 👈😎

[@papabear2515]

Thanks from rural Idaho, USA. Take care, stay safe, all the best to you.

[@muiresuilgorm3452]

Agreed. Thank you. Greetings from London. Take care and be well.

[@zhengmiao852]

Trevor, I gotta tell you it's always a pleasure seeing your vedios. No one knows Trump better than you lol.

[@siggilinde5623]

First things first: Love your humor and intellect. That being said... you really should grow your hair, looks good :) Hi from Germany! Stay healthy 👍

[@kokomel23]

Good morning family!! I hope everyone has a beautiful day! 🌹☀️

[@thaliafuqua1579]

I. Love. This. Man. He is very factual but has the best humor to lighten things up.

[@kathyespinosa7582]

We need to get some actual leadership that isn’t from an orange 🍊

[@kathyespinosa7582]

I love hearing him though but just because he acts like a baby

[@kathyespinosa7582]

Wah wah fake news 😂😂😂

[@christelheadington1136]

Oh, he's a leader alright, he's leading us over the edge of a cliff.

[@kathyespinosa7582]

Christel Headington mmm hmmmm

[@BigMamaDaveX]

@@christelheadington1136 ...and the American people are letting him.... 😕

[@teresachavez.a2zen]

Those phone messages were hilarious!

[@sophierobinson2738]

Please stop promoting Tiger King.

[@mirzaaljic]

THANK YOU. I was looking for a comment who would say this. I am sick of people promoting that shitshow.

[@rowo175]

I am going to watch it

[@Livetoeat171]

I agree! Stop promoting these vile types of shows!

[@GeekGamer666]

@@mirzaaljic I didn't know it existed before. What makes it a show to avoid?

[@Dietsugr]

Let Trevor get that coin. Turn it on and let it run to fund his Netflix deal lol

[@zhongyingqin7107]

I like his show! He can balance the sad and fun topics so well. Thank you for your video, especially during this twisted time.

[@kcc85591]

Did they just so quickly forget Idris??

[@christelheadington1136]

I think that was before, he was diagnosed.

[@sheis.2708]

😂 I love Trevor! He never fails to make me laugh. And out loud at that.

[@delegationofar-rahman]

We are all coronavirus suspects 😂😂 we all should wear masks when leaving the house ✔

[@meekonaleash]

Agreed been wearing one since March 16th when my county I'm technically Santa Barbara , CA issued all non essential businesses to close.

[@delegationofar-rahman]

@@meekonaleash Stay safe & keep well bro, remember we're not locked up at home, we safe at home ✌🇿🇦

[@graceantonio3573]

Trevor Noah thanks for giving so.e sort of happiness in these times.

[@hellewellejus2895]

It would be interesting to compare according to income in all groups. I think the virus kills the poor, not different ethnic groups. But it sure highlights the economic disadvantages the black population lives under

[@christelheadington1136]

One thing I've only seen mention once, is that people who live in areas with more air pollution are more vulnerable. Where is the air more polluted ?

[@calmcuke6865]

You're missing the point. Because black people have systematic obstacles that result in them being poor and the racism in the medical industry they're getting the virus at a disproportionate rate. It was very clearly stated in the video...

[@Julia-lk8jn]

I think you're right. Anybody poor in the US is more likely to have minimal education, and therefor to have jobs like service industry where home office isn't an option, a tendency not to visit a doctor because it's expensive ... But racism can come on top of it and make it worse, like doctors being biased when they decide whom to test. I'd like to believe that that doesn't happen ... but realistically: yep, I think it does.

[@NatalieMarie917]

That block party is amazing!! I must say, I have never seen so many of my neighbors outside in their yards/walking down the street every day while I take my dog for walks.... including a bunch of neighbors I’ve literally never seen before. It has been so nice! (Before anyone freaks out, the houses in my neighborhood are all nicely spread out... much more so than in that video. I live in a very small “city” in Michigan where maintaining social distancing is easy)

[@ebiteonyx]

Trevor sure has a lot of sweaters

[@zachaddington5264]

Civil uprise against Trump

[@VicJang]

Hilarious. Thanks Trevor, I'm thoroughly enjoying your shows during this crisis.

[@passionforfashion8106]

I hope the police men lost his job over this!

[@BrotherKnowledge.]

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

[@GeekGamer666]

@@BrotherKnowledge. Unfortunately, you're probably right.

[@christophluger793]

Well, won't happen in America. Land of the free..lol

[@StefaniaCzech]

Trevor I love you. I needed that belly laugh so bad. You got this social distancing thing down pat!

[@yasminjamaal]

Anyone else trying to guess the name of the books on Trevor’s shelf?

[@nathanielwarren5507]

The red one is We Were Eight Years in Power : An American Tragedy by Ta - Nahisi Coates.

[@robinmartin7835]

Nathaniel Warren As a white woman, let me just say that I wish Obama could have served more terms as president (though I’m sure he’d had enough). Trump makes me ashamed to be white, and that is the ONLY thing he and I have in common. Oh, wait, he’s actually ORANGE, isn’t he? 😉🤣👍 Never mind ... 😂

[@jasonfernandes2197]

Well done Trevor and everyone! The new format, the room layout, camera angle and resolution as well as the editing is superb. Plus the 'rough around the edges' makes the show feel nice and authentic. Trevor also has a new level of energy. Nice!

NO Trevor I will not freeze my toilet paper! I fought for it!

[@a5htmas838]

Plínio Valente I KILLED FOR IT

[@xanderb2377]

Yesterday it was “we passed 10,000 deaths!” And now today it’s “we passed 20,000 deaths!” And only about a month ago, we were worried about the two deaths that had occurred. We need to get our shit together, and fast.

[@Narbith]

Who misses the maustash which Trevor had 😩

[@jeffreymcadams4163]

Not me lol I had a heart attack when I saw it for the first time.

[@robinmartin7835]

Thanks for continuing to do your show despite everything that’s happening. You are a ray of sunshine to everyone in this time of sadness and isolation. Keep up the good work. 👍😘

[@emmbeesea]

Another week done, another one on the way. Oh, how life goes on.

[@feebeedoc78]

For some.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

Yeah not for the 20,000 dead here.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

And the 100,000 dead around the world.

[@BigMamaDaveX]

@@strangewayfaringstranger More. Check out the stats on Roylab! 😱

[@lax4359]

@@strangewayfaringstranger yea in the us doctors say theres probably around 18k deaths i feel sorry for there family members

[@ThePennyBlackYouTubeChannel]

This episode was def amazing!!! This show is definitely becoming my go to for news and laughs.

[@Leonaza7]

Stopped watching because these so-called 'briefings' have turned into 'How Great I Am!!...' monologues. I want factual news. Not self-aggrandizement and hyperbole. 😫😩

[@highatlastdabs8000]

Leonaza7 for real I stopped watching a few days ago for the same reason ✌️

[@spir5102]

I can't watch Trump anymore either. He makes me want to barf. Just when you think it can't get any worse... And that's for the past three years.

[@nwatson2773]

I’ve only watched 3; I can’t take it. It’s mental torture.

[@beckybertish7841]

I don't watch them at all. Just makes me want to scream and throw things at my tv...🤬

[@charlenewatson9514]

Leonaza7 I look forward to watching him, he provides my daily entertainment

[@waltergodsoe5526]

"With seasoning" love you Trevor

[@RickOShay]

The CDC needs to urgently send a memo to WHO explaining to them when people should wear masks. WHO clearly isn't sure - maybe they're too busy thinking about what to do with all the money the US and other UN members send them.

[@ThomasJGuitar]

The tiger king bit was a much needed laugh 😂

[@Aux9]

"Black people are immune" Next couple days: "Black people are hit hardest" Me: "WHAT?"confused

[@caffeineevil178]

When you have a group of people not believing they'll get it, it's not surprising they've gone outside and got infected.

[@mygrammieis]

Thanks for today’s video 🥰👏🐣 keeps so many of sane👍😍

[@search67brokuntekinte25]

Check it out for the real facts But they saying he has shares in the company that makes the drug. Just a thought.

[@dangerusscurvs4709]

That makes perfect sense.

[@lax4359]

hes greedy thats why he was originally a business man

[@search67brokuntekinte25]

@@lax4359 he was not a good business man

[@___LC___]

search67bro kuntekinte a terrible business man, more like a spoiled child playing with daddy’s money. He would have made more money if he had put it in a normal savings account. Somehow, he is a great manipulator though, look at his fanatics. One can only hope that drug trials show Plaquenil to be effective and not as lethal as it could be. Or that if it is lethal, only Trumpers take it. I just hope my cohorts with lupus are able to get their meds again.

[@search67brokuntekinte25]

@@___LC___ yeah the trumpanzees will take if their messiah says its good

[@delegationofar-rahman]

That guy making a night club in the bathroom does deserve all the brownie points in the world!! Awesome Trevor Noah 💕

[@BullishGarage]

We should've wore masks ever since the beginning. I got stared at when I was wearing masks in Jan and now everyone's wearing it

[@b.bailey8244]

most Americans wore masks only to protect themselves - not because they cared to protect others from them. sad but true.

[@mkleejr34]

Their is nothing changed here about the masks the CDC recommend masks as another way to protect you from the virus just it case you can't cover mouth or can stay 6ft from someone. But still it not 100 percent it doesn't fully protect your whole face unless you want wear a mask plus a face shield?

[@BullishGarage]

@@mkleejr34 Your reply doesn't really make sense. It's another way to protect you just in case you can't cover mouth? I don't know about you but I dont usually use my hands to cover my mouth everywhere I go. Also, masks have over 90% protection depending on the types of masks. So no, they are great to protect you, the CDC did not admit it earlier is due to the fact the federal government did not amp up the production of PPE and CDC was scared if they announced earlier, masks would run out of stock even earlier.

[@mkleejr34]

@@BullishGarage If it makes you comfortable to wear by all means than you should wear one. For me I will take a pass unless l deem absolutely necessary a lot people feel the same way. I aware of fear that makes people to try anything to protect them from virus however when i go out i gloves i carry disinfect wipes to clean the surfaces that i touch and when i cough i cover mouth with my arm i also practice (Not Normal) Social Distancing and avoid place with more 5 people. Wearing masks is also not normal and I personally I'm getting sick of people taking them off and not dispose of them properly. Not if you will excuse me i go practice my Society Distancing and try to leave crazy stuff of Today and find my some normal.

[@BullishGarage]

@@mkleejr34 you should wear masks not only to protect you but protecting others.

[@princessbuttercup8954]

That social distancing block party was amazing!!! Made me smile so hard my face hurt!😁👏🙌

[@ladybelle_]

Last time I was this early I went to school

[@shaheemgordon7184]

Lmao

[@j.taires5889]

thank you trevor noah ~ i appreciate you ~ much love

[@TheM0joDoj0]

From When Trevor announced 10K+ deaths to the weekly wrap up of when Trevor announce 10K+ Deaths, the US has almost doubled that.

[@deanaagresto3550]

This is a mash up of shows from the whole week.

[@TheFAndison]

@@deanaagresto3550 I think the point was about how fast the virus is becoming more severe. Up to when he made the statement (over several months) there were 10k deaths. And now a week later the number has doubled

[@conancat]

The Scorpion impression sent me 😂 FINISH HIM (but only from a distance)

[@theGoodlife119]

Freeze your toilet paper 😂

[@juliejohnson2251]

Stay safe y'all. Thanks Trevor.

[@lavendula6759]

Cutest mortal combat joke, still giggling

[@jayashrishinde9692]

Loving his hoodies 😍

[@WPSNewsToday]

I'm just outside of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. I went out for groceries yesterday, and very few people had mask or gloves on. As to good news Walmart had surgical gloves, and toilet paper... And chicken pot pies.

[@oranjmusemeyer968]

You are a lucky man!🙂

[@fiddlefancier]

I'm so sad for all the people who have lost family and friends. The grief must be overwhelming.

[@shonnieshonnie4862]

Waka's wife was like who said that she should've slapped him in the mouth for talking stupid

[@jantruitt9241]

Thank you Trevor for the truth. 😗😷

[@michellegreen2994]

Please tell me, How freezing the toilet paper, makes it last longer?😁😁 I'm serious, clearly explain.🤔 TFS 👍

[@Monkeyshaman]

Trevor casually outing himself as a cosplayer must be the highlight of this whole thing.

[@AhdSajedIman]

Trump is like those kids who believe everything on the internet.

[@lewismoney3420]

You mean like moms and old people on Facebook?

[@christelheadington1136]

..and nothing from the experts.

[@AhdSajedIman]

@@lewismoney3420 yeah exactly

[@awchakula6117]

You mean like all his voters?!

[@lax4359]

@@awchakula6117 ouch

[@karenbeebekristensen8370]

Hello from New Orleans! We watch your show all the time here in Denmark! Just love your guests and focus on African culture and people who are making a difference there. What a great interview with Gates! ...keep up the great work. I feel like you actually read the books that you feature on your show. You have really made a difference during this virus crisis...

[@taeaortkc9885]

This pandemic isn't bad for marriage, it's just weeding out the people who weren't serious in the first place.

[@missincere9336]

This is the best @home show ! Good job @trevernoah

[@stunna313]

All of Trevor's sweatshirts for the week.