What the Hell Happened This Week? | The Daily Social Distancing Show

[@terryjordan9158]

I love how protesters are holding up signs that COVID-19 is a lie yet are wearing full protective gear

[@ethanang3527]

Inspired by Hong kong Protest.

[@commanderuseless1685]

@@ethanang3527 Sure. Even if that was true, I sure am glad that he/they decided to get protective gear just to protest instead of, you know, letting someone who actually cares and needs it have it.

[@koilamaoh4238]

They might get autism from covid and 5g towers!

[@bankoffdank]

It's funny watching you people complain about people protesting tyrannical lockdown over a fucking flu yeah that's right a flu! Let's give up our rights and Liberties and sit in our homes forever so we don't catch the coronavirus even though we see libtards like Chris Como survive the corona virus with no issues. If a limousine liberal like Chris Como can survive it the average man has no problem. Also keep in mind Trevor Noah gets 26 million dollars a year to spew this propaganda. He's not from America he does not care about the Constitution all he does is spew globalist rhetoric and go against anything Pro America.

[@TeeTray76]

@@bankoffdank shut the fuck up!!

[@tomlamiam]

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." Isaac Asimov

[@enaszaq3051]

true, because then u will have the idiots be wanting the smart ones to go U-U

[@cbx360]

Smart idiots are everywhere

[@crowned2088]

Congrats you just dissed everyone on the left

[@JBC352]

Omg that quote is so fitting in this situation 😭

[@cbx360]

KKBOSS MClovein are certain looks like a whole bunch of right wing dimwits drinking hydro chloroquine fish tank cleaners, and voting for trump. Who actually called all those who would vote for him stupid hmm. I’m not a left wing nor a right wing to me both sides belong on the same bird. However when it comes to being intelligent the left got the right.

[@yasso222]

Why do they saying " covid 19 is a lie " while they are wearing a full protection suit, gloves and masks 😅😅

[@rejoicehachibamba6943]

I'm actually in awe. Full protective kit with such a message.

[@marynewman1205]

I wondered the same thing. I think they are mocking the need for PPE.

[@39jmendoza]

Cause we r dealing with morons

[@maximeprometheas]

"You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!" Horde of Trump-supporters: "Yes! We're all individuals!"

[@adityakumar2649]

*If Irony was a person.*

[@chrisbaca3997]

"FIRE FAUCI! FIRE FAUCI" A few days later . . . "WHY AM I SICK!??!?! WHY AM I SICK?!?!?!"

[@ZechtMosh68]

That is what happen if they study too much of conspiracy theories

[@sharonmores8697]

@@ZechtMosh68 all they need to do to catch the Corona virus is attend trump rallies. Trump's the super spreader!

[@riparianlife97701]

If you're outside protesting, aren't you proving that you're not being forced to stay inside?

[@rutherd9616]

Preach.

[@classical7]

😂😂😂 #Preach

[@arigatuxful]

fuckin true though ain.t i/t/?

[@willardSpirit]

Not even being hosed or brutally beaten by cops to complain they can't get a haircut

[@notwelcome2452]

do you think the cops can do much against thousands/hundreds of starving,desperate people..if they did something...trevor Noah would talk about how the cops are violent and will probably show a white cop assaulting some poor minority...against such a big group..force is the only solution

[@sylviarogier1]

Didn't realize that drowning and automobile accidents were contagious. Thanks, Dr. Phil!

[@shaimael-elaimy590]

Yep! Make sure you dry off well after you go swimming so people don't catch drowning from you if you pass them by on the street. 🤦‍♀️

[@ArtificialArtist]

@@shaimael-elaimy590 It's a Chlorine conspiracy!! They are even worse than the evil Fluoride Dealers. Real Medical Doctors would never tell you the truth, obviously ........ cause only a TV-(wannabe)-psychologist would know (how to sound like) what he's talking about, obviously. duh! (derp)

[@ZebraFacts]

I think what we are witnessing is that smart people can really be stupid or at least say the dumbest thing in the room.

[@mermaidtingzzz]

@@ZebraFacts is "Dr." Phil smart??? I think it's a lesson in how "Dr." is really only a technical term in many cases lol

[@dlizzle11]

Sylvia Rogier no but Cdiff, MRSA, CRE, tuberculin, the flu, shingles, aids, sars, I can keep going .... but none of these shit down your rights

[@alkggkla5643]

Those protesters should stay consistent and refuse all medical services when they get sick

[@___LC___]

They should be put on busses and loaded into a gym for two weeks to see if any of them are infected and if one is, they all stay for the duration until all are not shedding at all.

[@natashadunbar6330]

Dr Phil just made himself look stupid in my eyes. You can tell whose side the super rich ppl are on. This is affecting their stocks and hurting their pockets. They care more about money then ppl lives. This is what is meant by the love of money is the ROOT of all evil

[@jilianhannah9689]

Natasha Dunbar “Dr” Phil has always been phull of it.

[@sherrywheaton4945]

Haven't watched him in years....now can care less what he says. Then there's Oz he's showed how crazy he really is. Oprah go get your boys they need to be disciplined.....pull the plug.

[@sixfeetundertheradar6080]

Natasha Dunbar dang it I even kind of liked him....

[@sixfeetundertheradar6080]

Sherry Wheaton lmao Oprah to the rescue

[@margaritamarrero8264]

It always has been all about MONEY! They don’t care nothing about the people. Remember Trump has a lot of buildings, hotels and golf places all around the world. And all those in Washington, they have money interest also. Dr. Phil, well just plain stupid! If I were a celebrity, I would keep my 🤐. That’s the way you show people, that you’re smart. There’s a saying in my country, Callado te vez más bonito. With out talking you look prettier!

[@wontbefooledagain9400]

I been a cosmetologist for thirty years, never miss work, but I have underlying conditions and my husband is high risk. I’m not risking our lives or my pregnant daughters health, for a few bucks.

[@theredgoof1939]

Judy Silka you are a great person then, understanding the seriousness of this pandemic.

[@JH-rz4xi]

AMEN @JUDY hope all is well congrats on the new baby stay strong GOD WILL BLESS YOU and your family!!

[@marycoleman3711]

But what if you weren't high risk what then

[@presidentcyanats4005]

@@marycoleman3711 but she IS, and she still would be around people who are high risk.

[@wontbefooledagain9400]

Mary Coleman I don’t know what I would do if I wasn’t high risk, we don’t have enough knowledge and experience with this virus to say, who can chance it and who can’t. Time to figure things out is what we need. I’m in MI and some people losing several family members. I’m not an expert lol , look it freaks me out going to grocery. I’m sitting around making mask and shit lol and planting garden in coffee and milk containers. I’m worried about this fall and winter. Let’s pray for cure and vaccine! Got bless you and yours Mary.

[@lillylee2410]

As an American living in Europe, I’m having a hard time right now explaining myself that not all of us are morons, amidst all the media coverage of the American circus.

[@gluteusmaximus1657]

You don't have to explain. It is quite obvious that only a small but loud portion dropped their pants in public. It is just ridicoulous and fascinating at the same time. Stay healthy and follow the distancing rules.

[@arjunnava]

There's just one sentence you need to put on repeat whenever someone asks you this 'what can I say? 🙄'

[@joeykelly5642]

You're the moron, because you don't understand what the purpose of the quarantine was to begin with.

[@tiagobuarki]

I sympathize with you.

[@tiagobuarki]

@@joeykelly5642 Would you care to entertain us, dear? I am in need of a good laugh.

[@nickyebanks7653]

Can you imagine how STUPID we look in the eyes of the rest of the world?

[@a.p1675]

Yupp, stone age stupid or more like very very retarded. Your country is pretty much destroying all of us. Climate change, fake wars.....just terrible!

[@comradepickles7607]

This is nothing new.

[@naveen513]

Our expectations were low for Trump but Holy Shit!

[@suy5974]

First time I feel happy to be living in a third world country and not Murica. That country is downright stupid🤣

[@jessicabarends6271]

Coming from south Africa. Yeah your country is making all of us laugh because its amusing and stupid🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry I know alot of you are smart

[@nayastill151]

Americans who never saw actual communism: °*point at random stuff*° Is this communism?

[@phantompheonix6990]

Americans only have propaganda to tell them what communism is.

[@badvoodoo2097]

Apparently they don’t know what fascism is because they blindly follow trump like a self appointed dictator and they sheeple under his very words without question

[@rodreckn7914]

"COVID-19 is a lie" while wearing full body protection

[@debbymccormack6525]

The protection is so they don't accidentally absorb any knowledge or facts. Lol

[@malachi8151]

Like his great leader, he was just 'sarcastic'.

[@debbymccormack6525]

@Dan Did it ever dawn on you that it may be that percentage because of the lock down? And to say "the death rate is only .6%" is pretty heartless for anyone who has lost someone.

[@malachi8151]

@Dan sigh. The death rate across the population is somewhere between .3 and .4 percent, a German study showed this 2 weeks ago and results from California seem to confirm this. The real problem is hospitalisation rate and the high fatality rate among people 60+ and comorbidities like hypertension and obesity.

[@ephraimkihahu9615]

*And y'all call my Continent (Africa) "Third World"🙄 🙄 Wow!*

[@hamjudo]

It is projection. It has become standard procedure for America's right wing to accuse others of anything they are guilty of.

[@trapezoidbeauty]

Exactly. Common sense is lacking in our government

[@homemail9653]

@Ephraim kihahu, I've never been more proud of our African leaders in this instance. The realisation that these leaders Trump was disparaging, claiming they are ignorant, are using scientific research to keep Africa together. Yes it will reverberate for years on our economies, but they will have saved humanity.

[@ephraimkihahu9615]

@@homemail9653 Yes, absolutely. They've acted swiftly this time around. This is enough proof that we can be self sufficient. If our leaders put aside greed.

[@devinenru]

Yeah... I'm about to go back to Africa. I NEVER asked to be here in the first place. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@hongyin2637]

Surely they have the right to choose what they want to believe. But they need to sign a legal document to exempt themselves from treatment in the case when they get affected by the COVID-19. They can’t be so selfish to chase their own freedom by putting medical professionals in danger.

[@claudeusgothicus6453]

Yes, they actually do have a right to choose what they want to believe, thank-you for acknowledging that fact. Unfortunately, these days in America that's not popular, herd mentality is all that's allowed which is why they try so hard to control the narrative. All we hear about is the front line workers who are risking their lives or those few who have died, instead of the fact that front line workers are actually being furloughed, and the hospitals never filled up except in NY. I'm just so tired of those in power treating everyone like they are stupid children who can't make their own decisions and need someone to hold their hands . (regardless of the fact that so many Americans obviously do need someone to hold their hands)

[@khookayjinn3450]

America want be a world strongest..hahaha...even also in covid19 case. This is America.

[@yogurLAPIZ]

That's a good idea, since there is this divided idea they should allow people sing a document where they say they choose freedom and so they will not be treated if there is another patient who follow the quarentine and somehow is infected, that way is more easy to make decisions for the hospital, also for not calling too cruel they can leave a number of beds in hospital to this people be treated and if it's all full they have to wait in line. I feel bad but I don't think is fair for the hospital staff to deal with their own egotistic decision.

[@margaritamarrero8264]

The people in the USA, want their freedom. Theses past weeks we saw the news of people in large groups, demanding that the government was violating their rights. Oka, today watching the news ( today is the 13 of May2020). I saw how the covid 19 has risen very high in the states that the people got out in the streets to speak about their rights. I really wouldn’t like too see these people, if something worst then the virus, comes their way. I guess what I saw in a tee-shirt some years ago will happen it said and I quote: It said ( SHIT HAPPENS) . That’s nothing compare to what really would happen. Everyone takes things for granted. So people take it easy. I been trough an earthquake, and it’s still shaking, 4 hurricanes of 4 and five cat. Without electricity and water for 9 months , a cancer patient. I really don’t think people in the states could overcome something like we did. So people there are priority and PRIORITIES! Learn how to live. It’s only one life. Make sure you live it the best without being so shallow.

[@margaritamarrero8264]

Goodnuff Fornow : People in the US of America, not all but a very high % of them Don’t care! They just want things to be normal. Life is not always peaches and cream. Things that are not in our control happen. So we have to grow up and handle them, other wise we are going to suffer BIG TIME. I know it’s not easy, but it can be done. I know that the one leading the country, does not HELP, every word that comes out of his mouth is _\|~>#%€^££¥¥¥£•. Not even himself knows. It’s very shameful. If this president gets the Corona virus, he will SUFFER, cause he thinks he’s above the law. But what can you say. They voted for him. Just because, he is rich. ( Well he is rich, but he doesn’t use his own money) he uses the money of loans and other, even the money of tax payers. Then he goes bankrupt. Ha! Anyone could get rich like that. ( 4 times bankrupt) or maybe more lost track.! He’s not dumb. But as a president he is something else. He should stop making those press conference. All he does is ridicule himself.

[@alice5515]

Dear Trump, please include that executive order to include no migration from the US either. Sincerely, the rest of the world

[@shereens1463]

👏👏👏👏

[@bradtaylor5243]

Dont say that, I'm trying to get out of here!

[@polarosity8128]

hey, hey, hey, don't tell him that, I haven't escaped yet!

[@presidentcyanats4005]

*SSSSSHHHHHH!!!!* I'm trying to move to Switzerland.

[@mswilliams4612]

Not so fast with that. I have to get out of here first.

[@Amy-br6jj]

George Washington: I can not tell a lie. Trump: I can not tell the truth. Trump supporters: I can not tell the difference. *got it from someone else.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF KZbin AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST KZbinR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye amy

[@maximeprometheas]

LOL! Brilliant!

[@PooNinja]

Amy 👏🏽 it’d be funny if it weren’t true 😞

[@takaorobinson8719]

Good one.

[@bk2356]

🚫☣😷🧼🙏🤨🥴🤯😵

[@GargiJD]

"they want their lives back" - right, 6 feet under the ground!

[@ubiquitousdiabolus]

This virus is likely going to infect about 30-40% of the population. You can delay exposure, but you can't avoid it forever. Fortunately, it looks like the actual death rate is much lower than initially thought.

[@thabang21]

@@ubiquitousdiabolus Infection is delayed while there is a parallel race towards a vaccine or cure or even far more effective treatment.

[@yogurLAPIZ]

@@ubiquitousdiabolus the thing is not about contamination is about the hospital can they support those 30-40% being sick at the same time? While also the covid could get them so you could have the hospital staff there and so you will be low on staff and the contamination going high making the death rate higher.

[@Therealbuu]

Trump: "I will make America great again!" Hm...i'm from Europe , i read alot of America History, but still can you guys tell me when was America great? A date or year will be great... Its just...why in the fk, you vote for this guy? ..shame on you America.

[@burntpieceoftoast4148]

"We" did not vote for him. He lost the popular vote, which is the people's choice. An American president is elected by the electoral college, basically the people that run each of our 50 states...or rich people, you could say. WE didn't ask for this idiot, the other idiots put him in charge. I know they're hating themselves for that now. Or at least, one would hope they are. Oh, and when was America EVER great? Shhhhit, probably never I'd guess. This country sure does have its flaws. Occasionally you'll find some good people in it though. So that's nice.

[@puig3853]

He lost by almost 4 million popular votes. Won by 76 electoral college. Trump himself admitted it’s easy to be president you just have to lobby the senate

[@josephchristie3814]

1776 for about 2 hours after the declaration was signed then Washington went back to his slaves and it stayed horrible.

[@paulwalsh7243]

well I can just tell you this I fking hate trump

[@canadacemcconahey1684]

@@burntpieceoftoast4148 America isn't perfect but you probably can't say there wasn't a time when you weren't proud of this country that's what makes it great even though we can be idiots there are a lot of people who will stand for this country and none of the people who have so far are perfect but they taught us valuable lessons

[@Leonaza7]

Trump claimed yesterday he was being sarcastic when he suggested injecting disinfectant. Sarcasm requires intelligence. We saw the video, but he is incapable to admit that his remarks were reckless and stupid.

[@gimbobjenkins405]

You mean Mr. "I take no responsibility" trump would never admit that, shocking!

[@susangrande8142]

Leonaza7 The dumpster doesn’t get that he has a responsibility as the commander in chief to speak responsibly. Unfortunately there are plenty of people still around (after 3 long years of the orange one) who believe every word he says, and can’t detect the “sarcasm” or stupidity in those words. Maybe it’s another flavor of Darwin Award he’s trying to promote: “Hmmm...let me see, how many people can I get to drink bleach, or inject themselves with Lysol, to kill the coronavirus, by what I say in a press conference? Wouldn’t that be a laugh?”

[@nightlover7789]

An last night briefing it was the shortest ever trump just walked out.

[@elexhass5836]

Trump is a crazy man.

[@FREESPEECHMATTERS_1]

@@elexhass5836 thats just putting it mildly.

[@FreshRose-z3s]

All this would never have happened under Obama.

[@peterpain6625]

This wouldn't even have happened under one of the Bushes ... Both complete idiots alright, one more than the other. But still they would have done a better job with this.

[@michaelshigetani433]

gods, can you imagine how Obama would have handled this?? 1. No science denial. So Obama would have ramped up production in December 2019. PPE and test kits. 2. Clear concise briefings. We would have known what we were facing on day 1. I wonder if we would even have had to shut down?

[@ZebraFacts]

@@michaelshigetani433 I agree, except for the (not) shutting down part. This is a pandemic. Wisdom dictates you would have to shut down.

[@Sandrae7560]

@Hollywood...noy Obama, because he had a fully staffed unit along with medical experts ready at the go for this very pandemic. For pete sakes. Obama literally them a playbook. But what does this 'stable genuis' do? He disbanded the entire ire unit🤬🤣

[@donna8743]

I am from the Caribbean considered 3rd world . To us, these marches are so so laughable and ridiculous. Wow! Persons denying scientific facts and want to just make money and get hair cuts.

[@yacabe]

Protesters: **gathering to protest** Coronavirus: Jackpot!

[@Blackhearts92]

tlali 🤣

[@Top_Dawg360]

SoooGood1975 except for the people they will effect with their stupidity

[@droosyg252]

Top Dawg, that part!

[@sparklesbarbapapa5332]

Love your Stan parody

[@standardking5077]

oh yea? did anyone get sick? nope.

[@user-pq3hx9db4d]

This guy is totally cracking me up in my grievous state under covid-19 house arrest. Great show and you do make sense.

[@abhirao8582]

Why is America the only country protesting the lockdown?

[@gimbobjenkins405]

Because America, Fuck Yeah! But seriously there is always a group of Americans who say anything the government does is a direct attack on their freedom even if it is something done for the public good.

[@maureenmucureezi7099]

America is foolish

[@yutakago1736]

They want to die.

[@susangrande8142]

I’ve heard there were small protests in some European country(ies) early on in the pandemic, UK I think, but it was because people weren’t receiving money to buy food and pay rent and such.

[@96lub]

It's actually not. Brazil has president Bolsonaro doing exactly the same thing as Trump - but worse - and twice as many anti quarantine rallys

[@chaosplay3929]

As a German i have to say the most baffling Thing that happened in my short life Time, still is the Election of Trump. I mean how can you vote for this dude? It's not even funny. America is the Meme of the century

[@scottsummers2570]

I'm embarrassed as an American

[@CaraRowen]

I'm sorry we're full of idiots. We're trying, but so many of our younger folks are entitled idiots who don't feel the need to vote.

[@alexandermonday3017]

I agree with you, but not trying to be funny this is how Hitler came into power. He is the worst president or leader since Hitler, and he is separating our country. Because most Americans don’t read or communicate with others that think different from themselves. Never want to see the other side of anything. Just believe the lie until it’s to late. Trump wants to be a dictator. He is the lead DICK!

[@Azzazpimp]

Do you think people who voted for Trump are crazier than AfD voters? I'm not trying to be cheeky I'm genuinely curious about how you guys view your "crazy right wing" vs ours

[@jazz19198]

Raphael Perez Delgado imagine being an American with common sense during these times.

[@kylealexander7024]

Losing my mind slowly along with trevor is comforting.

[@harbourpointecreations]

Fox News anchor woman: I hire au pares f/other countries, so halting immigration hurts me. Solution: hire an American citizen w/W-2 & pay a decent wage.

[@purpleflametarot39]

Or work from home and take care of your own kids.

[@greeneyedlady8426]

Von Galt so true

[@Leonaza7]

Look at other countries that are facing the pandemic - you dont see this circus act thats happening. Can you imagine the global concequence if every leader of a country behaved like Trump does?

[@theredgoof1939]

We would probably have a big spike and deaths and probably a depression due to large economic collapse because nobody is staying home and getting more people sick. Basically a mini apocalypse.

[@socialmediamanagement1859]

@Yuki BabaYaga perhaps that's the idea :(

[@ekrosen3]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGK0pZWMYs-caK8

[@marshallsetser6831]

Guess you didnt see the riots that happen in wuhan.

[@lencyera]

Chaos

[@sammybang]

Trevor thank you so much for all your amazing content. It's so needed and appreciated.

[@cyyu8704]

These weird protests are what happens when you take education out of the equation of democracy.

[@prativaaryal9319]

Other countries: “We have to stay home” America: “Who has the rights to tell me that l can't get a hair cut?” SERIOUSLY!!

[@rainboweagle-o8b]

We will never understand the American obsession with haircuts.

[@ParallelGamingReality]

Maverick from "Me T.V."

[@doposud]

i remember beginings - Italy one of most affected countries , people started singing and dancing at their balcony and now they are fine US : People protesting in the streets all the time - it's like nobody have time to go to job not becose corona but becose they are at some protests all the time + now they considering Kayne West as president xD xD shit is going to hit the fan

[@canadacemcconahey1684]

I was ur 100th like 😊

[@ZechtMosh68]

Thats hilarious

[@erikanajera9387]

I’m embarrassed of our country... I miss going out, miss a lot of things.. I think it’s too soon to open the U.S.

[@mariarobles6426]

It's your government not the people!

[@adamcrealestate]

It's easy to understand why many americans are embarrassed. We have to highest concentration of liberals on the planet.

[@Firegirl483]

@@adamcrealestate you must be fucking stupid.

[@luisadurante316]

@@mariarobles6426 who voted these idiots in the government....the people!!!

[@TrasteIAm]

Please Erika, Do not be embarrassed. Your country is built on communities of differencies, good or bad. The biggest failure of the US is that so many people are uneducated enough to vote for idols. this goes way back.

[@allancuseo7431]

What this proves to me is we are a sicker and crazier nation than I thought

[@vetreas366]

Well, hate to break it to you, but welcome to the popular opinion about the United States across the world for the past several years at least!

[@devinenru]

YES!!! I suspected it (I'm black soooo) However I always prayed I was wrong. It's REALLY sad to see my worst thoughts were always correct. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@stevenshaw1267]

I found out that humans aren't that smart as they think they are

[@kingofexecution.9710]

americans

[@jakeifl0res]

Only in U.S of A.

[@thabomangena5977]

people always denay being wrong fact of the metter follow the bible as it says we are all born confused only the wise n humble receive the gift of true life

[@mr.tophat300]

Your just now realising this?

[@devinenru]

Nope not at all... This is so sad to watch unfold.

[@yup_its_ME.512]

Trevor talking to himself and answering himself in different voices is cabin fever! 😂 it’s so funny until I realize what he said then I cry 😭

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting really worried about you guys, America. Y'all okay right now?

[@LittleBlueOwl318]

No... no, we're not - please send help!

[@candyqueen1236]

4/20 2020 was this week and not a single person I know made a joke about it. Things are going down hill fast here.

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

@@LittleBlueOwl318 oof, I'm a broke minor so the only thing I can do is send my prayers and love to y'all

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

@@candyqueen1236 I mean, not to be offending but the person behind the highest podium is already the greatest joke in America in my opinion. Here's to hoping we'll reach the bottom of the hill soon enough

[@shannonmendenhall6988]

"No, not ok! Please send help!" Sincerely, the United States under Trump's reign

[@loa81]

"Nothing is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. " MLK,JR. It's a sad world now with the epitome of willful stupid leading the woefully ignorant.

[@heyimkira5332]

I like how the guy holding the "Covid-19 is a lie" sign is wearing a mask. OK, so if it's a lie take off your mask. 😂

[@allisonhenderson7702]

Yesss 🤣

[@heyimkira5332]

@Karen S I can see the hypocrisy you are pointing out, but there is a difference and the difference is important. ☺

@Karen S- "Just like the republiKKKlans to protest for their right to get a haircut while over 55,000 Americans are dead within 4 months from a deadly pandemic that's ravaging the country."

[@rihannavevoc2168]

Hey! I'm Kira! Ikr stupidity

[@b.h.2819]

@@rihannavevoc2168 so r u.

[@Viajealduende]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein

[@idkn6264]

these lockdown protesters.. should let there names be submitted in their hospital systems so that when they get admitted for covid19 let them go home and take care of themselves.

[@AbiW]

It might be petty but I completely agree

[@ga4007]

Agreed!

[@jainthorne4136]

The only problem with that is they are the type who would make a point of infecting others as they went home. The far right keeps ranting about "FEMA camps". Sounds to me like a case could be made for encircling the protestors and isolating them for 14 days for violating the stay at home orders.

[@rdean150]

Yuuup

[@rdean150]

@@jainthorne4136 truth. Perhaps while chanting "lock them up". They love that tune, should be easy.

[@albo3323]

"Disco fever...staying alive staying alive...ah. ah. ah" - had me laughing so hard :-D :-D

[@ethanang3527]

It must be having Night Fever by the Bee Gees "Tragedy", "Stayin' Alive" and "Night Fever" all by the Gibb Brothers.

[@ladymirth]

I legit choked 😂😂😂😂

[@smrk2452]

Albo people forgot about scarlet fever too

[@marys2035]

That got me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@albo3323]

@@smrk2452 Clearly hahaha

[@User22528]

“Fire Fauci”, who do they want to replace him Dr. Phil? 😂

[@sheilameyers152]

....because Dr.Fauci tells the truth!

[@User22528]

SHEILA Meyers Exactly

[@artiefakt4402]

Actually, they seem quite fond of Dr. (?) Shiva Ayyadurai... "inventor of e-mail" and anti-vaccine activist He's also a republican, running for Senate in Massachusetts Looks like another conman to me... www.politico.com/news/2020/04/13/anti-vaccine-activists-fire-fauci-furor-185001

[@User22528]

Artie Fakt He’s an anti vaxxer, that says a lot 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@JulesSRo-pb2uc]

You assume they actually have forethought?

[@LeonBell]

Real funny how those quarantine protestors weren't getting tear gassed and harassed by armed forces👀😗

[@alexiskarounos]

Remember, they’re protesting for YOUR right to die! “We want a haircut!” And who do they think is going to do that? The workers who they claim don’t deserve enough to live on.

[@noneofthisisreal75]

Fucking idiot, they're protesting because they pay their OWN bills unlike you pos entitled Democrats who think everyone should pay your way through life except you!

[@rafaelmartinez9259]

@@noneofthisisreal75 And yet the Republicans states are the ones living on Welfare, taking more then what they give back😒

[@rafaelmartinez9259]

@@noneofthisisreal75 And keep worshiping your infallible cheeto god, that ain't gonna benefit you in the future anytime soon

[@solala1312]

don't want them roots showing when you are in the open casket

[@sarahcunningham7672]

@@noneofthisisreal75 Ummm... so your hairdresser doesn't work for their wages? I'm pretty confused by your statement.

[@xmilchellexdelarosa3042]

Protestors : " Free Us! We Need A Hair Cut " Trump : " The Liberation Has Begun " Coronavirus : " It Looks Like I'll Be Staying In This Country For A While "

[@adityakumar2649]

You don't need quotation marks if you've mentioned the speaker. *I'VE A LOT OF FREE TIME.*

[@kekeshuoshuo]

It’s gonna be a feast!

[@samuelademeso9041]

Coronavirus: it free real estate

[@IncaReina]

Hey Trump is doing everything the democrats want. He has us home dependent on the government(Bernie), planes are not killing the environmentAOC), we are making more on unemployment than working, We are socialist now. He will continue to sign the checks to remind everybody that we are socialist. Just like all the democrats want and keep crying about. So, eventually we will get a check to get a degree online and for a job that makes us a productive human to our existing society. What is there to complain about? We might not know if it’s really Corona. Bill Maher just had a guest saying that the tests are not accurate. There is people testing negative for Corona and have it. In November, we will still be staying home dependent on the government. We’ll see how people will vote after Trump is actually giving us all the money back that we have paid in taxes. Every successful socialist country has to shut their borders so that their people get the use of their own taxes and government. If Trump gets reelected he will continue socialism and give us more because he doesn’t want to have to charge the American people the taxes that we will have to pay for this. If he doesn’t get re-elected the dems will make all who’s working pay almost all in taxes. The difference is who do you want to go into socialism with Trump or Biden? or do you want to be like Canada or Venezuela?

[@sophierobinson2738]

I cut my own hair.

[@CynTedFreya]

Those who says Covid 19 is a lie, I say send them to the frontline. Doesn't hurt to have more helping hands who aren't afraid

[@RippleDrop.]

They are prolly not intelligent enough to understand what to do to help.

[@TheAngiepangie424]

Unless they're contaminating others

[@rookie1178]

@Dan how the fuck are you ignoring 40000 dead Americans? You ever seen mass graves being dug in 1st world countries before, because I haven't? Not outside the history Channel anyway

[@Leo-bt5mz]

@@rookie1178 I am sure most of those people had purchased and reserved their graves ahead of time with life insurance policies. I don't think your gonna get hastily built mass graves.

[@ettienneruiz2448]

@Dan 😷 🤧😇

[@jamesinbaltimore5487]

During the 2016 campaign, Trump wanted people to vote for him asking "what do you have to lose?". So far, 50,000+ Americans have found out what they have to lose with Trump as president.

[@Arbear64]

Good one. You expressed your point perfectly. Huge thumbs up from me.

[@Dick-Jagger]

WATCH THE BRIEFING FROM DOCTORS HIMSELF ABOUT THE LIE OF CORONA kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpevh6uulNF1grc

[@cleander3645]

We in europe would like to not laugh about you guys in america anymore but with trump this is impossiblexD

[@susangrande8142]

corvus whocares Yeah; thanks.... we know. ☹️

[@theredgoof1939]

corvus whocares please, laugh at us. Trump and his supporter’s stupidity should be recognized and they should be ashamed and punished. If you ever feel sad, watch Trevor Noah videos and you will be laughing like crazy.

[@yannickscherer6364]

so true, it's hilarious and sad at the same time

[@ovenchicken876]

@@theredgoof1939 why? Trevor Noah isn't even funny. He obviously needs writers. He was hired purely out of diversity.

[@arjunnava]

My friend is a nurse helping patients with breathing issues. Just her luck a virus comes up that screws up that very thing in patients. .. now she's angry and frustrated at how things are doing, not to mention, up to her neck in work.. I feel like she's going to strangle me to death if I say anything funny while she's struggling... But Trump is so damn stupid it's funny.

[@Leonaza7]

Reporter - Asked him about the Doctor who’s in charge of creating the vaccine. Trump - “I’ve never of him” Trevor - “How come he never hear from people who are trying to resolve problems?” Exactly! Yet he fired the Doctor the next day.🙆🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@oldmikie]

I have a huge problem that the POTUS is not up to speed on the current pandemic status. I would not want to bother the medical and research personnel, I assume they are working their asses off. In my opinion We the People need to know that our best and brightest are doing the best they can. AND We the People are making sure first responders have all required resources. I think we should be hearing accurate and timely status information from OUR national leadership.

[@theredgoof1939]

I feel like Trump doesn’t even know what he is doing. Like his brain left his body, as he is encouraging protests against the government, insisting on using disenfectant to get rid of a virus inside they body, and firing medical experts who have medical degrees and lots of experience just because they are against him. I feel like I should move to Iceland or Switzerland.

[@yvettenkumi2524]

Michael Hartwell ty

[@jasonsamson9677]

Reminds me of South Africa under President Jacob Zuma

[@censorshipisbookburning3235]

Los Angeles department of health posted a study which shows the mortality rate is similar to the common flu, and only .1 to .3%. Getting our news from comedy central is why we got Trump in the 1st place www.publichealth.lacounty.gov/phcommon/public/media/mediapubhpdetail.cfm?prid=2328

[@sweetestcyanide]

NEWS FLASH: We ALL want to get back into our normal routines. But it’s for the SAFETY of others and our families that we can’t. A lot of America is being dumb right now. No common sense.

[@theredgoof1939]

That is something trump supporters will never realize.

[@kingznqueenztv]

DarkForests the virus ate their brain 🧠

[@redhotmoon1656]

@@kingznqueenztv the Trump virus

[@suzn9979]

The level of dumbness..omg..

[@lorrie2878]

I work in a grocery store. I worry more about spreading it than getting it.

[@EllaCruzfansite]

Who else thought of the daily show imidiatly when trump suggested bleach injection...I couldn't wait for the roasting

[@prateekkaushik5625]

I came here hoping for the same 😅

[@joegrant2872]

Me too!!!

[@bobthebass72]

Yep ! And I can’t wait to see What John Oliver has to say about it !!!

[@timothybutts893]

Me too

[@Cleastwould]

'Man dies drinking cleaner he thought was drug championed by Trump to beat Corona virus' www.mirror.co.uk

[@momvinson1]

Love listening to you Trevor!

[@someoneishere3536]

The moment you realize doctor Phil is not cool

[@lolacookie453]

JOHN PARKER damn, it’s taken you this long?

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

@@lolacookie453 he's not even a medical doctor as soon as I saw who was om the segment I was like "oh for fucks sake at least get Dr.Oz to shill"

[@brandleythecat4570]

He's not been cool since his platform became a launch pad for trashy peope to get famous.

[@BangMaster96]

+JOHN PARKER Wow, how old are you, even a 5 year old can tell that Dr. Phil is pure horse shit

[@veronicam2942]

The moment I realized I love him more. 🥰

[@KhonaShadowCraftRomman]

"The worst you'll get is a case of FOMO" tht's a line worthy of Stewart! Kudos Trevor... Kuuudos brother! Cheers from North Africa!

[@KhonaShadowCraftRomman]

@Aron Toulouse yep xd the mothaland brotha man. difficulty: hardcore on quake 3 xd

[@dlizzle11]

Khona Romman that’s why your in North Africa because your opinions doesn’t matter in America

[@altond511]

@@dlizzle11 Your opinions doesn`t matter???

[@seneidasantiago1323]

Fomo 🤣🤣🤣

[@KhonaShadowCraftRomman]

@D L I'd rather be in the most inhabitable place of Sahara for weeks than be you for a sec ....

[@ryomawashere4032]

"When the freedom they wished for most was the freedom from responsibility, then [they] ceased to be free." April 22, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

[@kosmogonii]

Every time i get too heated a Headspace ad appears. Coincidence? I think not!

[@faber3351]

I respect what Gov: Cuomo said very plain and simple, that's a leader who cares about his people.

[@bestofseinfeldclips]

The same Governor Cuomo that heads the most un-prepared state in the world regarding Corona virus. HUGE failure.

[@ChrisTian-yw7jc]

@@bestofseinfeldclips Nah, thats Texas.

[@r830-l7w]

Not all Texans are like this some of us don't want things open back up yet ...its too soon

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

God the doctor Phil segment is all bullshit because he isn't even a medical doctor

[@jonit1434]

I'm from Texas too cheers to health and stay at home 🥂 I gotta essential job mask up gloves up pray up

[@AIrobut5323]

True statement , but we live in TX ... Just take the hit.

[@tatyanafominova4790]

I watch your DailyShow from Russia and I so much appreciate your professionalism

[@artmamashara]

It’s not like that in Germany , they chill over here

[@CaraRowen]

How much does it cost to move to Germany? I think I should start learning German. I hear they're very respectful of black women there, is it true?

[@artmamashara]

CaraRowen yes i would say you need minimum 5000 dollars move here and try to get back on your feet

[@96cgmer94]

@@CaraRowen i live in west germany (born & raised) and the question about black women sounds a bit strange to me because you really specified it. I can't think about a gender or special skin colour, which we would 'disrespect' in any form whatsoever.

[@MosebjadiMo]

The recovery rate in Germany is so impressive too. Germany has done well and continues to. Stay safe every one.

[@artmamashara]

Mmathinya Dikgale yes you are right, safe safe too 🙌🏾

[@HousemusicHeaven]

"YOU PUT THE QUESTION VERY WELL, OFTEN THE QUESTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ANSWER"

[@KamikazeMoth]

More people need to watch these videos, they're an easy, entertaining and fun way to educate themselves on the stupidity of our current government.

[@AfroHairScience]

I still can't believe what I'm observing during this pandemic

[@commanderuseless1685]

Yeah... I've been sitting here for a few minutes trying to think of saying something hopeful, but I'm at a loss for words at the moment. Well, stay safe out there.

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

why not? Is it the first time you've ever met or heard of other humans? Did you miss who became POTUS?

[@charlieevergreen3514]

I hear you, Ladosha. Every time I think I've seen the lowest, dumbest, most outrageous example of ignorant foolishness, it's only a week before I see a new low. At first it was discouraging, then really upsetting. Now it's getting deeply disturbing honestly. What can be done to reduce this insanity?

[@commanderuseless1685]

@@charlieevergreen3514 That's a good question. It honestly seems like they're enabling each other in a circular fashion - FOX news, Trump's supporters, the republicans who back him, and so on - even if you call one out, the others rally to their defense. Trump, being backed by these groups, is also pretty much invincible and sits with unlimited power. Meanwhile, the opposite end of the spectrum is no good either. It's like they enjoy that things are this bad so they can look good. Gah, I'm so sick of this.

[@charlieevergreen3514]

@@commanderuseless1685 I think the do enjoy the chaos; it's a method of keeping people too occupied with outrage for them to unite and organize a genuine change of govt. Divide and conquer. Combined with struggling financially constantly, most people don't keep up with national/international politics, much less have time to be part of a constructive movement. And you're right that the opposite extremes are equally crazy, but unfortunately, like people with moderate and decent ideas/policies are being labeled as radical extremists, when they're simply advocating programs similar to other prosperous countries. Some even similar to our own past, like the Green New Deal, obviously similar to it's namesake, the New Deal, which successfully ended The Great Depression. I wish people could be reasonable and wise, debate ideas with logic and good intent, but that's not how things are.

[@inspiredbynatureinspiredby5586]

Trevor, why aren't you talking about how the Chinese tried to harm 2 Aftrican Tanzanian men off the coast of South Africa then in Court they only got a slap on the hands. What a disgrace!

[@JustinAEgan]

China has dammed the source of nearly "All" rhe water which flows "south", to Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Mayanmar... all the countries which share the water shed of the Mekong. The series of dams on the river are diverting the waters to the inner plains of Dry, arid regions "within" China. China is contemplating how to convince North Korea to allow them to dam and divert waters which are shared between North and South Korea. This would complete (80 - 90%) of free waters flowing into South China sea. I can't help but wonder about the Global implications of China attempting to force an Asian / ASEAN alliance. They are "Loaning" money to any African country which is willing to accept high interest rates (deferred) today... with low payments - until some distant "future" date. Meaning, the current leaders, who get the money "Today" will not be affected when the bills become due. Same in South America! Kinda seems like a win, win situation for everyone- except for the people living in those countries.... after the bills come due?

[@_____blank_____7507]

*I am now embarrassed to say I’m from America because we have trump supporters who think the lockdown is communism*

[@gavinguo3560]

Lol if it were communism, the pandemic should have been over weeks ago, like in China.

[@ratfink2413]

@@gavinguo3560 everyone eats no one works , it is communism xD

[@SouthernRam]

Now?

[@gavinguo3560]

@@ratfink2413 Well that's not communism, but maybe, just maybe, when we have AI doing all the works, we can try communism for real lol

[@musasilalahi29]

@@gavinguo3560 when US people are full of stupidity

[@StudiofortheSoul]

"Disco fever"....I could not stop 😂 I was discussing this subject about protests "angrily"..but you add so much color to it....its hard to stay mad.

[@sheilameyers152]

" Staying alive , staying alive" by staying inside!

[@JH-rz4xi]

why has nobody brought up the body bag protest they had in front of trumps hotel in Washington dc for allowing the country to open in some parts

[@peterpain6625]

Maybe because people would realize those bodybags will still be needed... This ain't over. Not even close.

[@amasam4439]

Hahaha That lady wants to get a hair cut, to look good in the hospital bed.

[@rainboweagle-o8b]

Nothing as important as dying with style.

[@Emmie1223]

RainbowEagle BAHAHAHHA I CHOKE

[@winepartykyoto2550]

“Socialism sucks! Oh give me my check.”

[@Valente1954]

A $1200 check, (which I still have not received by the way...is that the 'check is in the mail?" ), will not nearly cover my expenses because I cannot open my business for over a month. I don't call that socialism...it's not even a payback. And with socialism you would have immediate benefits, you wouldn't be waiting forever to get it.

[@winepartykyoto2550]

Valente1954 The point is not to criticize socialism. It’s to point out the contradiction of protesting against socialism yet still expecting a “handout”.

[@tylerjgreen9509]

@@Valente1954 Same boat as me, I can't even get unemployment because I don't have a W-2 as I'm a contractor.

[@claudeusgothicus6453]

@Anthony Martelli- The majority of American's are simple-minded and just plain lazy. Instead of actually researching anything on their own to find out the truth or the facts they'd rather just sit on their asses and believe whatever they're told by the mainstream media. It's herd mentality. I'm willing to bet that none of them have even bothered to read the first stimulus package for themselves and have no idea of the BS that was included by their Democratic leaders. I've read it and when you look at the amount of money they insisted be included for things unrelated and unaffected by this pandemic and compare it to that measly check that won't cover even a month's rent for most people, it's criminal. I'm not saying I think the Republicans are that much better because they should have insisted on more for the average people, but at least they wanted the money to go to businesses that are affected by all this instead of irrelevant pet projects. Everyone should read it themselves, and not just the first package, but of course, they won't.

[@Valente1954]

Claudeus Gothicus The only type of bailout this “stimulus” was for was big Corps....airlines, cruise lines, etc. The only thing small corps received were loans (which small businesses already have enough of) at a reduced interest rate. The banks made money from the government to process these loans and within a week these loans and any grant money that may have existed was depleted. Yet this government wants the small businesses to reopen regardless of their personal safety because a) they know small businesses are the backbone of this nation and b)small businesses can’t afford to stay home. Why do you think the small businesses have not received anything yet? Why do you think they are protesting to get back to work? Regardless if the Democrats wanted to add on any other BS to the bills is not the point. Initially the Republicans stalled because initially they didn’t want small businesses to get anything. Then all these promises were made about everyone getting $ and small businesses were going to get help ....well I’d like to know where is it? Where’s the unemployment? Where’s the stimulus checks? It’s been weeks. You can’t take work away from people and then promise them something and not deliver. Pushing the working people against a wall where they have no money coming in is exactly where this government wants them to be. The so called “herd mentality” are those uneducated people who either are not effected and don’t care or who care but don’t see what’s really going on in this country. Get rid of the middle class and keep the poor people poor so you can control them easier.

[@Packet37]

I was baffled why any dr would come out and say that, I now realized the dr Phil make his fame from people tragedies. Just another day in the office for him then. Why stop now?

[@gimbobjenkins405]

I don't think that guy is a real doctor.

[@MetalheadAndNerd]

@@gimbobjenkins405 Not a medical doctor.

[@jomane]

Of course, all about money!

[@Packet37]

Ethic test is mandatory for this kind of practice and what he is suggesting is unethical.

[@terigentile9726]

“Dr.” Phil is NOT a real doctor; he has a PhD. I heard, however, that he hasn’t practiced/worked in his field for many years - makes his money on peoples’ tragedies on TV. SAD 😢

[@Igho_Roland]

I love it when Gov. Andrew Cuomo reply with "The question is important than the answer" it gives me goosebumps.

[@avafiery]

Damn Trevor's response to that Dr. Phil swimming pool stat is gold.

[@sacredweeds]

Also the stats Dr Phil gave for auto accidents is for a year not a month. ....

[@JeffreyGillespie]

"Michigan's proud Southern heritage" LOL

[@billymadisonsshampoo8223]

They try so hard bless their hearts..but they just cant be quite as racist as the south. Nice try though.

[@JeffreyGillespie]

@@billymadisonsshampoo8223 hahaha

[@lapislazarus8899]

Dr Phil',s logistics are off, that's how many die in a year, we've had over 50,000 deaths from COVID-19 in less than a month

[@vedantmahajan6323]

See if the country is opened the bratty kids can waste their parents money,go on not rides and do stupid shit. That's good for Dr.Phil's business.

[@1.4142]

how could dr. phil betray us like this...

[@prettybrowneyez3338]

Trump fans don't know how to add or subtract... Much less multiply and divide.

[@1.4142]

@@prettybrowneyez3338 much less use exponents

[@CuriousKay-d7t]

10 months later, Dr. Phil looks like a quack that can't get a job as a Alligator therapist.

[@EMNstar]

What does communism have to do with quarantine? Economic system Epidemiology Basically the same thing

[@billgateskilledmyuncle23]

@Jeff T it is if it keeps on going. Your house gets to double as a camp. Yaaay!

[@syezuma4215]

That eminem/Stan comparison had me on the floor 😂😂

[@stephengough2116]

......CLASSIC!!

[@Duccozy]

Y'know, i'm just glad that Trevor is doing this 😂 I can't imagine how difficult it is to make a joke without knowing how the audience receives it (i mean, he can't hear the audience.. y'know.. laughs) . Plus he's kind of talking to himself.. in his own house.. imagine how weird that is . So yeah, thanks Trevor 🤣

[@notwelcome2452]

when his audience is made up stupid liberals who believe everything he says and laughs at all his jokes as long as they are directed towards conservatives, there is not much for him to be worried about

[@rossfromsa]

Lol Trevor is doing what hundreds of millions of other KZbinrs do.

[@vivianclaiborne7653]

@@notwelcome2452 I suppose I'm considered a liberal, but your remarks, means nothing, because I know me, and all my thousands of friends and loved ones, thinks, as I do. Stupid,,,NAH…….I laugh at his ""JOKES," because they're funny, they're JOKES. He's never lied to me, so why shouldn't I believe everything he says. I read his book, and I shall read it again, because it was amazing, and, heartwarming. Should I believe everything he wrote, Why Not?

[@sellis28]

If covid-19 was a lie, why is the guy holding the sign wearing a mask and goggles?

[@ethanang3527]

Following 2019-2020 Hong Kong Protest. Protest last year swept across the whole world (Every continent)

[@Lucifermits1092]

Because stupid is contagious, but he was late to the party.

[@vickymars6530]

DJM-anon damn😂

[@bankoffdank]

Not everyone can lock up in their mansion for months at a time and be okay like this clown Trevor Noah... as far as them wearing masks I think they're just trying to be courteous to you hyperbolic libtards out there that think this is Ebola. Plus coronavirus is basically the flu and if you can avoid getting the flu I'm sure you would so wearing a mask while u protest is smart. Do you dumbass libtards have any more questions you can't figure out? Do I need to explain the first and second amendment to you guys?

[@sheilakemunto5728]

People are too old to keep being told the right thing to do. If people wanna go out let them go out. At least the world may have fewer fools when these assholes die due to coronavirus

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

"dr" phil spent the same amount of time in medicsl school as a rubber chicken. Only listening to a rubber chicken is less dangerous.

[@rasrasettejasper6086]

But what about 5g?

[@cb-tricksareforkids.1097]

Dr Phil never went to medical school he does not hold a medical degree. He has a doctorate in clinical psychology but not licensed.

[@Morristown337]

I have been sick over the weekend and if I was not a christian I would bear the pain to protest with them, but I don't really want to hurt anyone or bring myself bad karma but the temptation is there and I am sure I am not alone. When they ask why I am covered in sweat while freezing I just be like oh its just a cold but Im here to support you. Thankfully I am feeling better from whatever caused those few days of fever, aches, headaches, nasuaum weakness, and rough nites only lasted 3 days I am blessed it may have been something else. The majority of people like 51% won't believe this til it affects them directly.

[@Gulsunsherif]

These people have not lost a loved one.

[@areefarhan1996]

Agree bro😓

[@Catherine3385]

have you?

[@Gulsunsherif]

Catherine3385 no thank God. I’m isolated from both my children. All it takes is really a little bit of common sense. I have lived through two wars when we also couldn’t know what would happen, only a small radio to keep us informed. Nobody said it would be easy.

[@BBradshawProductions]

Yet.

[@raul5788]

Or don't have anyone at high risk of catching it... It's all because of the ignorant, arrogant dumpster fire of a President.

[@mariam316]

I can’t be the only one thinking Trevor’s sweatshirt game is so strong

[@dlizzle11]

mariam316 or he is homeless

[@soniagodlieb1896]

@@dlizzle11 🤣😂🤣😂

[@aineshenry8122]

Forreal

[@MourningAvenger]

Mannnnnnnn... I'm actually going to write him to ask for one!!! Lol

[@djungelskogjamjam4995]

@@MourningAvenger H&M is the holy grail of sweatshirts. I guarantee that's where he got it. they have the exact same style in a million colors

[@Revella1]

This is when I'm greatfull I don't live in the US 🤦🤦

[@alfredocontreras7722]

Lucky you

[@SaggyMee]

"Hell" yeah, I'm right here.

[@whiteroads1985]

Your Trump impressions are THE BEST. “I’m just trying to... STAY ALIVE” Lolol.

[@ramzankaree5389]

these people are insane.they are politically motivated.Everyone is in the danger becouse of this.

[@ramzankaree5389]

@Catherine Wilson 😂😂

[@joeykelly5642]

The purpose of quarantine was to "flatten the curve" and insure that the healthcare system could handle an influx of patients - not to kill the virus. If we waited until the virus was gone, we would be stuck in quarantine for years. Right now, most hospitals are almost completely empty. Our healthcare system has handled the virus without much issue, and now the number of serious cases is beginning to fall. The quarantine has already served its purpose, and it's time to let people provide for their families again.

[@ramzankaree5389]

@@joeykelly5642 No its not over its a virus.it take time.we have to stay inside the home if we love ourselves.Now the thing is some people go out to get a haircut.I know quarantine is so stressfull but we have to live right we only have one life.if these people attend suck like a large getherings not only these people his /her family also in the danger becouse of that

[@ramzankaree5389]

health care workers working like shit but what these give in return nothing but blame health care workers like to to China and stuff like that this is outrageous

[@joanrandolph9712]

@@joeykelly5642 . Are you a Doctor? If not stop spreading false information because that is not what the Nurses and Doctors are saying.

[@JackTheBlack1585]

Reporter: president trump said to inject disinfectant into the body to kill the virus, how do you feel about that? trump: trump? who is trump I never heard of him

[@markfoster1520]

You inject light into your veins! Because disinfectant will kill you!

[@fullthrottlegaming1112]

Eric Cassil and yet trump said he was joking, so it can’tbe about at that right? Which do u choose?

[@crowned2088]

@Eric Cassil AMEN... finally out of all the 1000s of comments only sensible one

[@Raskabais]

@Eric Cassil Even if he was being sarcastic (highly doubtful due to delivery), there are his supporters and vulnerable individuals that take him literally. Poison control centers have received exponential rise in calls since then. These briefings are not a time to troll the public or reporters. It isn't a rally.

[@ms_scribbles]

@Eric Cassil No, that's not what he said. We have fucking video. WHY are you people so stupid as to think you can try to bluff your way out of this. HE'S CAUGHT ON TAPE.

[@davidwilliams4596]

Trump is the kinda student that agreed w all answers so he could be"right" "the answer is A but I also like B,C makes a lot of sense and so does D" Teacher: it's B Trump: I told you!! I know this I'm very smart

[@chiomarenae9399]

That's how I feel when ppl listen. To Fauci and Gates

[@milavargas1031]

Cuomo Rocks!! He is intelligent, eloquent, kind but strong, and he isn't afraid to tell his brother he loves him,, he isnt embarrassed to put his heart on the table. You can tell this virus has taken a toll on him, he looks like he has been worried sick, he feels for the peope of New York and I think the entire USA. God has chosen this leader like Moses, he will guide Newyorkeans out of Coronavirus bondage!!! I hope the entire Country is learning from him!! Trump should take all lessons from him!

[@chiomarenae9399]

@Jonny B that's how you feel

[@milavargas1031]

@Jonny B I'll chime in, feelings come from a deep emotion most of us are blessed with, trump on the other hand possesses a developmental flaw, had everything handed to him and never took responsibility for much, his dad bailed him out or he threaten to sue anyone that got in his way. Cry baby has not outward sentiment, never developed it.. Which is why he didnt bother to act on January 28th when there was one case we knew of. Never having experience the true repercussions for his actions, (latest one the russian debacle) he isn't able to think ahead. So we have an unfeeling, cold, self-serving narcissist with sociopathic tendencies ruining the country but because he feels nothing, he won't let the experts help him, we are doomed to deal with this virus until the original 100 to 200 thousand dead prediction comes to pass.

[@solala1312]

so true, I'm watching this shitshow of a leadership and don't understand how this would help anybody - himself and his trumpsters included..

[@Glocker45]

"President Trump Is Asking People To Inject Lysol Into Their Lungs," God help us we are doomed!

[@crowned2088]

That's a lie thou never said it

[@kevincooper3850]

@@crowned2088 replace 'Lysol' with 'Bleach' and 'Lungs' with 'inside the human body'

[@apeman9238]

Tell me what the hell is going on in the US

[@franzludwig7104]

​@@apeman9238 Wm F. Buckley, Patriarch of early moderate Conservatives called the up and coming Koch conservative wing Anarcho Totalitarians. They are at the root of the Powell Memo of 1972 which dismantled a Country of, by, and for the people. The U.S. government does not represent the interests of the majority of the country's citizens, but is instead ruled by those of the rich and powerful oligarchs, a study from Princeton and Northwestern universities concluded. And for the record:facebook.com/notes/bruce-bacon/americas-conservative-road-to-destruction-our-last-chance/10154091982593017/

[@franzludwig7104]

@@kevincooper3850 my experience with Murdoch Minions has been that you need to chew their gum for them. (fMRI also indicates the same)

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

Never heard of the doctor...but fired him the next day... ...O-kay.

[@YourFavouriteDraugr]

The previous day*

[@m0L3ify]

Fox News: "You can't close the border! I need my nanny!"

[@frglovr]

Yeah. The nanny shortage in the USA is all we ever hear about, right?

[@AdlerPostHC]

m0L3ify i felt like punching her in the face when she said that

[@inspiredbynatureinspiredby5586]

Raise your own children

[@markfoster1520]

Hire an American Nanny! (They make them now)

[@m0L3ify]

@@markfoster1520 Always have

[@salmimaria8389]

Two thirds of his wives have been immigrants, Trevor is funny 😂😂😂

[@lavrentivs9891]

"We laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true"

[@adazgirl]

I’m grateful everyday I have a brain that utilizes critical thinking skills each day. It’s a blessing. Truly.

[@Stylobin]

This is the best show ever, thank you. Sending love from Singapore.

[@KevinBrown-ho4zu]

"Who has the right to tell me I can't go here and can't go there" It's like a minefield, yeah I can't stop you from going there but... You know... That's why

[@akira_mir60]

🤣👏 I love that

[@RIXRADvidz]

thuh Gub'mint duz Sweety. You elect your sherff to tell you wutt to do. You elect your mayor to tell you wutt to do. You elect your congress person to tell you wutt to do, THEY have the right to tell you, STAY INSIDE.

[@OneGodAllah]

No one needs to tell you not to go outside, it's your own responsibility as a human being not to go outside since not only would you risk your own life but others' too! Sigh... she's twice my age but apparently, she doesn't have half my wits... no, not even close.

[@sailinbob11]

Absolutely... Bet every US Marine, US Sailor, US Soldier, wishes he had a minefield guy. Save the dog.

[@kbsasikumarnair4128]

Trevor seriously every program of yours I never miss it.

[@hugorpambou3378]

Great initiative to help all those who are terribly lacking in basic necessities and much more. Trevor

[@thelogoth]

Make America great again! ..less stupid would be a start.

[@edattacks]

i really feel like this is a case of years of anti-intellectualism in effect.

[@rutherd9616]

The war president does not know the name of the general leading the charge on the right flank. Smh.

[@fancybrooks3156]

He fired him!

[@nonegog5]

America: we will not give in to communism Also America: Fire the guy who is warning us about impending doom.

[@mermaidtingzzz]

That part!

[@Lucifermits1092]

We can all thank the republicans who have destroyed the American education system for all of this. ALL OF THIS! Thank you REPUBLICANS for destroying our schools and educating our citizens to the level of a 4th grader in South Korea.

[@inabsentia439]

​@Fighton Daka You're point is what exactly?

[@inabsentia439]

Why is "Commuism/socialism is evil"?

[@nickjordan6360]

@Fighton Daka You should take China as example speaking of economy

[@thomashamstedt2200]

"'This is too easy..." Nine years ago we had the pleasure of hosting Sir David Attenborough and at our hotel in Morondava, Madagascar. We spent several nights together sharing time and a beer or two. Despite the state of the planet there is no doubt: SIr David approves this message! Thank again Mr Noah & Team. Straight up!