What the HELL is Joshua and the Promised Land? (The WORST Animated Movie Ever)

There's ACTUALLY an animated movie that's WORSE than Leo the Lion. God be with us...
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[@Saberspark]

God is dead and this movie was the killer Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

[@SalusKitty]

Saberspark ,I was literally sitting on the toilet, To make something to represent the quality of the movie and flush it down the toilet.

[@Mistfall254]

Saberspark God Almighty is not dead, but this does the Christian faith a disservice

[@chrisgonzalez5883]

This is nothing you should see where the dead go to die. Now that even worse on so many levels.

[@sky4065]

This movie is terrible, and I think I died whilst watching it, but have you seen 'Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa'? I'm pretty sure it can easily rival this movie for being the worst.

[@devingiles6597]

Hey Saberspark, can you please do a video about the history of Hanna-Barbera? Please?

[@ashireiko]

"hi dad!" "pick up your stuff Joshua."

[@papayadoodlez9994]

"We are going to ALABAMA

[@kitsune1629]

Yaya panda & Baby Cakey “ *TO THE RANCH* “

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

Mistakes that’s..not...how families talk? Guess my parents are weird

[@alainbcdefghijk]

Rivetting.

[@greenreversecard2612]

*cocks Remington 500 express with malicious intent*

[@pancakesrule2433]

Lion King *upgrade* Leo the Lion *go back* Joshua and the Promised Land *I SAID GO BACK*

[@yikebot_5525]

2019 *I SAID GO THE F&$< BACK*

[@jen4894]

Live action remake of Lion King 2019 *I FUCKIN' SAID GO BACK*

[@kammysmom09]

Kimba the white lion I SAID GO THE HECK BACK

[@nopeyup5289]

Sevdije Havziu nice call me Kevin reference

[@nopeyup5289]

Sevdije Havziu never fail to slave over my dictator, Jim Pickens

[@emmik946]

As a Christian, I can say that this story is very Biblically accurate Especially the part where Super-sized Static Man and his clones start tearing down the wall at 23:50 Especially that

[@nordicbitch]

AS A CHRISTIAN I'M CRYING INSIDE

[@wafflebaeee]

Ikr its so accurate 😃

[@evangonzalez7732]

​@@wafflebaeeeespecially the Reinhardt voiceline.

[@SRP3572]

You forgot to mention how bad at delivering dialogue God is 😂

[@JaneD127]

As someone who is also Christian, soo true🤩

[@zanay9038]

This is one of the weirder facts about my life, but I might have been the first child to ever watch Joshua and the Promised Land, back in 2004. Jim Lion and his wife were our downstairs neighbors when I was between the ages of 8 and 13. He invited me over and showed me the film on his computer--we might still own the DVD he gave us, too. It made an impression even as an eight-year-old. But Jim was a really lovely guy! He actually saved our whole apartment building--he happened to be in the garage and noticed that a car was smoking, called the fire department, and when they arrived, they said it was minutes from blowing up. I hope he's doing well and getting a kick out of these reactions :)

[@plaguster]

thats quite interesting! They must have been nice people!

[@-liittle-_MOVEDlikemonthsago]

WE HAVE MET THE FIRST PERSON WHO SAW THIS MOVIE

[@therealmarn]

yes

[@idkhonestlyy]

Holy wow

[@SunnierVoyage97]

Bruh stop the cap 💀💀💀

[@jlynn2724]

"Are you in any pain?" "Yes. Constantly."

[@CutestMaximus]

I read this as soon as he said it in the video.

[@liker-qd4fz]

I just realized what syberspark's Short for his channel name is ... guys , who's gonna tell him?

[@gonewiththemilk-1999]

What’s the song at 17:39

[@blvdsvcaa]

1000 like :)

[@sadpatheticshrimp]

@@liker-qd4fz i dont get what u mean? sorry im dumb

[@redspartan6567]

Ah yes I remember when the Bible describes God writing the ten commandments with his holy lightsaber

[@Niobesnuppa]

The greatest jedi was the lord himself

[@junaurrrr]

@@Niobesnuppa amen

[@pickledokrainsoftservevani9386]

2 words “bible man”

[@d7c388]

This is not Christian

[@mariuszoka4155]

Holly Lightsaber😱😱🙀🙀 YAS Edit:omg i hit 3 likes i never got THREE

[@ashthegeek]

Joshua isn't even a lion, he's just a naked man with a mask on.

[@somecirclewithsunglasses3994]

Furries be like:

[@killugonshipper339]

@Some Circle With Sunglasses not all curries bru

[@PaperClipping7412]

@@killugonshipper339 your probably one by thinking that

[@LovelyAishi]

@@PaperClipping7412 That's like saying you're an actual paperclip by thinking Paperclip is a good name to give yourself.

[@killugonshipper339]

@@PaperClipping7412 And? What's it to you? I don't fvck animals bru

[@Foxtrot369]

I'd have to say that my favourite part, is where Joshua doesn't want to kill the innocent people already living in _'the promised land'_ so the movie just justifies it by saying _"Oh but they do things that anger our god"_ & Joshua's like _"oh ok"_ 😑

[@freezasama5802]

They aren't innocent they are corrupt people but yeah the movie doesn't show that lol

[@RandomizedEdits]

Me: Mom I want to watch Prince of Egypt. Mom: We have Prince of Egypt at home! *Prince of Egypt at home* :

[@vonsmore5046]

@Alp Gürek Agreed.

[@RayNightshade12]

I'm deceased 😂💀

[@amandamooney3773]

Hey um don’t get mad guys but what does this .... at home thing can you guys explain that please

[@RandomizedEdits]

@@amandamooney3773 A meme that is used when comparing two things that are basically the same but has some differences.

[@ScaleneTR]

@@amandamooney3773 Its pretty much comparing a good thing to a bad thing in the form of a mother and child having a coversation. I.E. Me: Hey mom can we have *[Good Thing]* Mom: we have *[Good Thing]* At home. Afterwards, an image is placed showing a worse version of the Good Thing.

[@Windows98R]

“The guy looks like Piglet if he survived a nuclear holocaust” I didn’t think I’d hear that sentence

[@AngelC4K3]

I read this and directly after he said it. Why does this keep happening to me???

[@ixyletonz8154]

time stamp*

[@rosalynneh6197]

iXyletonz • 9:00

[@igotwect3174]

4:55 Why does the Moses-lion figure have a ballsack chin? (Edit: lol I had no idea Saber would describe it the same way later.)

[@RatWithRabies1]

@@AngelC4K3 same

[@bloodykenshiro8218]

At least the "Noooo!" clip is a good thing that came out of this mess. I laugh every time I see it

[@DanaToony]

SaberSpark: This is the worst movie DO NOT WATCH IT! Also Saber: *Makes an entire reanimation of the film*

[@montanaleatherbury9568]

I asked my great grandma if she wanted to watch a christian movie. We found this. I thought it would be okay. She literally loves every movie, and even she said,"That was atrocious." Edit: thats a alotta likes

[@Dragonmongamer]

montana leatherbury who could blame her

[@brilianairlangga1408]

She's right

[@eliasstenman3710]

Yeah

[@playsunnysea]

i laughed though the whole thing

[@youraveragerobloxkid]

@@Dragonmongamer not a memelord grandma for sure

[@Glatier]

I like how there's not even a Wikipedia article for this movie.

[@Glatier]

@Jaaziah Ballard Bruh

[@tierrahouse5633]

You know it's bad when even wikipedia doesn't want it

[@eggdog109]

For now.

[@NOITY35]

*You can help by expanding it*

[@theArab__]

Wikipedia is biased as shit anyway.

[@OwOShroom]

My sister got this in an Easter Basket she won in church when she was 4years old. Sadly this was the first DVD we ever owned. Needless to say my parents went out that night and bought Lion King 2 for her. 😂 She still has Joshua and the Promise Land. It’s a great movie to put on in the background during a party. Great way to entertain drunk 20year olds and keep them entertained.

[@McSenkel]

It must be a blast after a blunt. Or two.

[@alanaolmes4480]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the video that forever defined Saberspark's channel!

[@mamanmutelamutetela6417]

The best line in this movie: NO! *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

[@ashleypatrick1863]

Lol 😂

[@Watso75e]

Pretty much my reaction to the whole movie

[@kgoshimohlosana5568]

I read this while it happened😅

[@nagasakiweimar-oronzo3558]

Yes

[@crossaholicluv8171]

TRUE! TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@mileven3ggo3njoyer]

Imagine being the guy who recommends a movie to a KZbinr that changes their entire channel forever. Edit: Why is everyone calling me Carl Bloke? I was making a joke I never was the guy.

[@ludos_art3276]

it's you 😂

[@thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752]

We salute you!

[@Pomegranate_Clown]

Carl Bloke

[@ieattrash1149]

Lol, good job

[@Cecilia-ky3uw]

we worship you

[@zombieguy4444]

19:57 Fun fact: in the Bible, those aren't bad guys Those are just the people who live there God told Moses and the Jews to kill them

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Really? I Never Knew that part, But I was Familiar with the Stories of The Bible.

[@suspiciousplatypusmoth]

As one does lmfao

[@Subject295]

14:08 "Just hold your breath until the end of the process, or I guarantee you your lungs will collapse."

[@sinpersonfromsin8168]

This whole movie looks like a mobile ad.

[@deco7217]

Wrong,even mobile ads look better. This just looks like LSD.

[@DisasterEnby]

That's an insult to mobile ads

[@willowthesumner]

How to loot? Only 1% of left brain people can reach pink color 😳😳😳😳

[@slakmansauce3390]

Lily's Garden ads are better than this. That says a lot

[@DaSilverBackz]

Mobile adds are better

[@duruslck]

"it took me 4 years" day 1: starts 3 years and 363 days later: what happened to that movie I was making? let me finish it

[@llenise]

Lol yup exactly how he did it 😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@kizanasunobuwtfaguayo6745]

It should be -1st day:starts and ends the animation The other 2 years:trying to convince the voice actors and succeeds 1 month later he forgets about the existance of the movie 4th year:remembers the movie and releases it

[@patricksputnick5094]

Talk about learning while doing.lol.

[@torakunoichi]

Or he was just casually going through his computer and cane across this and was like GENIUS

[@christiemarie8748]

Ik

[@be0wu1f_exe_stopped_working]

The first animated movie is a tie: The Legend of the Titanic (1999) Tentaclino (2004)

[@khil1210]

It's not a tie

[@MsPatYou]

"So he hops on his horse and gets major whiplash." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ananyakumar1062]

"mom can we watch prince of Egypt?" "no we have prince of Egypt at home" prince of Egypt at home:

[@Just-Plain-Potential]

No, that's the Moses VHS cartoon, this uhh...this is the Moses VHS at home

[@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921]

@@Just-Plain-Potential no, the prince of Egypt was the theatrically released Moses cartoon, this here is the straight to DVD released cartoon, the never had a theatrical release type films

[@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921]

You know, the poorly done types

[@Just-Plain-Potential]

@@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 I was clearly a bit tired when I wrote that reply to Paper Bag. What I meant was there is another Moses cartoon (called Mose Egypts great prince, a VHS only movie) and it is a masterpiece compared to this. I also had the Prince of Egypt on VHS as a kid (and ran it down until my old VHS player ate it and destroyed the spools so i then got it on DVD).

[@calmingmom1196]

Great they made a polar bear I mean and now I know what to call it the no noooooooo meme

[@somecartoonweeb3947]

“It took Jim Lion 4 years to make this film.” Ah yes, it took him 4 years to select a premade texture for the castle.

[@TheMrRuttazzo]

...Or he spent 1 day making it and then his PC took 3 years and 364 days to render it.

[@Lucien86]

Sadly you know he did. He brought that ten dollar animation software and struggled with it for four brutal years. Even professionals can do it, Duke Nukem Forever has every bit of quality this 'thing' does and took 14 long years to create. Like sitting on a toilet for fourteen years and expecting to produce gold, all they got was a hard piece of sh**t.

[@parker-boy98]

IKR?

[@superhond1733]

Joshua and death

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

@@TheMrRuttazzo Ah yes. A potato PC from 2000.

[@Average_Guardian]

This is a art show, as a artist, this is true art, 11/10

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

ngl the comparison between this and the prince of egypt is like comparing a person who can barely cook and a person who's a head chef

[@SHGogo-df5jr]

Wait I just realized. Joshua is a lion. Where is his tail???

[@bucketbutters866]

In his a-

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

😏

[@Cocopersonal101]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@NCRVeteranRanger113]

Me, a furry: oh, you don’t know the amount of lube I own

[@vizzoanimates8554]

I- wait- the narrator stole it.

[@deadgirl1998]

Fun fact; this isn’t bad animation. This is just actually how ancient Egypt looked.

[@SirCheeseEater]

Graphics look awful.... the technology back then screwed them over...

[@playsunnysea]

so it looked like the devils --

[@ricky18redblack31]

Where are the card games?

[@kaykhan100]

The animation is so ugly

[@filletofish2200]

Tesla Cybertruck graphics

[@moerami2568]

we should send a copy of this into space

[@taternugs9823]

Watching this now, after how much this movie has embedded and enriched the channel, I can't help but feel like a mom watch teacher Saberspark verbally eviscerate my toddler's first art project lol

[@trollfacegaming1111]

The entire movie in a nutshell: NOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@littlecharizard426]

He realized he was in this movie

[@vince_youtuber2287]

Saberspark 1 week before:yeah leo lion is the worst Saberspark after 1 week:still the worst Saberspark 0.1111 milleseconds after watching it:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@FaeFactor]

NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooOoOOooOOOOoOOOooooooo

[@blootooth00]

It redeems itself for giving us this sound bite alone

[@frog3630]

That’s funny cause I was just saying no 😂

[@Ratciclefan]

"A creepy spirit kidnaps a boy and forces him to relive stories of the Bible." Current IMDb description

[@TentenchiAMVs]

It was so funny that I had to verify XD

[@Ratciclefan]

@@TentenchiAMVs ikr xD

[@kendingus]

Wait is it really?

[@Ratciclefan]

@@Mr_BoozeVA Doofenshmirtz. You were fairly close. :)

[@totallyrealcia]

Read the parents guide

[@marklittle5131]

I really hope this wasn't in cinemas :(

[@Achievements1245]

1:50 GigaChad Real Form1!1!

[@fortnite_midas]

Gonna be honest, even the Lily’s Garden ads look like they have more work put into them.

[@nopenope9165]

Yea ur right

[@fluffythejester]

Agreed

[@staceymulligan6486]

Lol yes

[@reverland735]

Ohh my god yes

[@rait3339]

Haha maybe Ok yea

[@holyvicar]

This is basically, The prince of Egypt: *What you want to make* Joshua of the promised land: *What you actually made*

[@phantochu3456]

Mood

[@softieswirls]

That movie is waaaaay better!

[@shakirahawkins8671]

Food fight!: when you tried again

[@generichomosapien4666]

Yes, when you underestimate yourself

[@mikemortonidentityv1210]

Identity v?

[@AstraPixel]

The character just looked like if you stole a humanoid model and stretched the body

[@leiasolo9315]

4 years later and I can officially say this is a comfort video of mine

[@Nekoime8671]

No...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@danielrichardson6836]

Neko yes YES!!!

[@Deadeyedikk2485]

Yes.....YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS *dad*

[@xx_zrx_xx]

*Michael Scott is quaking*

[@burenyuu.]

I think Moses finally realized what he looks like...

[@Gizmobroke]

Neko yesssssss!!!!!!! Yesssssssssas!!!!!!

[@lsalazar252]

As a christian i apologize for this unholy demon of a movie.

[@dariusjohnson3318]

Or *Abomination*

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

lsalazar252 I apologize too, I’m a Christian as well

[@ayhammustafa8263]

Thank you guys for apologising.

[@lifeoffire9248]

I, too, apologize on behalf of all of Christianity. We do not claim this movie, nor Gaither’s Pond. Thank you, and good night

[@ishavedoffallmyhair]

Me too 😬😬😬

[@krazydave217]

This is a great and absolutely hilarious review. My favorite part is playing the song Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club during the battle scene. That was hilarious. Good job. 👍

[@evankinsler4569]

How has Saber not released a merch product with the quote "No! NOOOOO!"

[@theupsidestudio6368]

I felt so terrible for the grandma who mistaken this movie as The Lion King.

[@ShellySwirl]

Ikr

[@digimonlover1632]

J6SK What do you mean the child?

[@ternet1859]

The child that had to watch it

[@CANNED_POSSUMS]

Isaidmew MEW Same

[@CANNED_POSSUMS]

Lunala Moon Lmao

[@dollgrl]

What did God do to deserve this

[@PoppinRandomBubbles]

peachypoka the Old Testament.

[@SaltyRocksPew]

Drown the entire world?

[@the_peter_phantom]

Creating humanity

[@Mr_Movie_Fan]

peachypoka NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING

[@Synodalian]

_One flood wasn't enough...._

[@vixieous]

I was in the middle of watching this video on the 17th of February 2018 when I experienced my first earthquake in the UK :’) it was a small one so as soon as I finished panicking I just went back to watching it lol

[@BugboandRegretevatorfan05]

17:38 The song is called Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club

[@wolfcat120]

*i am no longer afraid to die*

[@matthew5145]

But you are gonna go to hell, and this is hell!

[@sherecelambkin4489]

Me neither

[@gman102formyspace]

And the world is a beautiful place

[@ketchupwater06]

But your Profile picture makes me afraid to die qwq

[@Chadius]

Don't die WolfCat101. No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@masterofpasta95]

*_no_* *_N O O O O O O O O O_* 18:52

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

*NOOOOOO*

[@citruscinni9149]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ametislady2]

YES YES

[@crystalte1394]

YES YEEEEEEEEEES

[@NesiclorLikesSoybeans]

Shrek Wasowski *leans over and whispers* copycat...

[@petroglyph888mcgregor2]

At 23:23, the sound of their laughter reminds of a scene in the movie "Free Birds: Turkey is off the Menu". You could probably Google the trailer for it. "How do we address it?"

[@chasmal_forest.]

26:17 not gonna lie, the way this one line is so badly acted hit me hard

[@lady_night_019]

This movie looks likd a one hell of a shitpost or something that memelords would make.

[@borger298]

One hell of a drug.

[@christina286]

anisa akramova FRR

[@yellowwatermelon2342]

Thank you!!!!

[@H41030v3rki110ny0u]

Xavier Renegage Angel, with less philosophy disguised as nonsense. but more pure meme-energy.

[@christosvoskresye]

No. Nooooo!

[@PaleoSteno]

The Prince of Egypt has nothing on this movie.

[@imlunar]

Absolute fact

[@DynestiGTI]

The Prince of Egypt is a clear rip-off...

[@DragonFang409]

DynestiGTI yes, Joshua and the Promised Land is obviously superior

[@shiningstar737]

Lunar TV you said it Natsuki

[@thecosmicundead6894]

Yes this film is lord of the rings level good, Some say that Joshua is a distant cousin of The Dark Lord

[@gamingwithjason_]

19:54 Gotta love those 2D tree sprites

[@Rabbit2018]

as soon as i was on "NOOOOOO" there was an ad kinda like they were saying no because of the ad

[@autumnholguin5426]

Moses: (sees people dancing) "No!" Just Dance: (exists) Moses: "NOOOOOOO!!"

[@karawithgun8148]

*I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo....*

[@mrfoxwilde8144]

YESSS! YEESSSSS!

[@Dronkey64]

Foxstar13 _ 😂😂😂😂😂 omg!

[@Craze_1209]

Fortnite: default dance Moses:NoOoOoOooOoOOoOoooooOooOoooOoO

[@Iinneus]

I gotta be real, though... Moses' *"No... NOOOO"* is such a perfectly and flawlessly delivered line that it almost makes the whole thing worth it, just so we can have that clip forever.

[@dipdop9734]

It's the saving grace of the movie.

[@kohaiame2691]

That line is great meme material.

[@chrismolina7989]

Exactly

[@robertparker6280]

I LOVE coming back to this video

[@Stichting_NoFap]

Each time I feel a bit off I watch one of your best of the 'what the hell is' series.

[@victordejesus2000]

This looks something straight from surreal entertainment.

[@ricardomilos9731]

@Dusty Colorado he changed his name to that

[@-throat-]

Ricardo Milos - that might be the joke

[@ricardomilos9731]

@@-throat- Ok

[@Yutaayuuji]

@@ricardomilos9731 wait can i r/whooosh you??

[@ricardomilos9731]

@@Yutaayuuji NO

[@debbiemcpherson2426]

The lady who shouts, “STONE HIM!” Really gives it her all and I love it.

[@hztb9918]

she single-handedly carries the entire film

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I mean if you're gonna be part of the circus, you might as well be the best damn clown you can be, you know?

[@SkiggsMoDiggs]

@@dr.altoclef9255 i love this phrase.

[@riffraff7942]

Could someone please leave a time stamp?

[@aaaaa4197]

@@riffraff7942 21:22

[@krabbi_patti]

Wait isn't the "I wanna have some fun" song from Trolland?

[@yourmom4289]

I have a massive fear of low budget animation so this was a great way to face my fears

[@inactivechannel2375]

This used to be one of the only movies I was allowed to watch as a kid, I thought it was a weird ass fever dream up until now 💀

[@everythingz888]

BYE

[@midnightgamer2158]

Lol

[@Is_kitten]

Your parents are on something dude

[@WanderingRonin509]

That is cruel and unusual punishment when my parents did that to me the whole you can't watch anything but this it was at least something good like veggietales

[@bri1024]

Why only this movie?

[@cdw_lifts]

"I want to watch Leo the lion!" "We have Leo The Lion at home." *Leo the Lion at home:* EDIT: Y'all know its bad when I can make this joke about LEO THE F*CKING LION

[@MBLobster]

Leo the lion was the lion king at home And Joshua and the promised land was ltl at home.

[@deadhopefully483]

@@MBLobster actually Leo the Lion was rather good, it was original the animation wasent the best but descent, and as far as shity kids movies go, it’s wasn’t bad.

[@gserin2764]

Eh you get the same review: *T E R R I B L E*

[@thebleachfeelsnice6976]

this makes the doom:annihilation movie look good

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@thebleachfeelsnice6976 I wouldn't go that far

[@woodykrska9947]

I don’t know why, but when I saw the giant static demons with sledge hammers my first thought was Giga Spamton from a Different Snowgrave

[@softandwet7350]

What is that pop-sounding music with the guitar, I remember listening to it a while back and wanted to save it.

[@birb.lma0]

"Genius of Love" by Tom Tom Club ^^

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Pay attention, children, for this is a key part of the Saberspark lore.

[@fat_little_rat]

*Of turning into a furry 101*

[@fat_little_rat]

@Kitsune193 *indeed...*

[@toro_official]

Actually feel very offended when that old bomb initially said he’s Moses

[@whoamu.8439]

Here's where saberspark finally broke and now gets drunk to try to support *existence*

[@N1EnaShinonomeFan]

Yes

[@professorfreddy7452]

Literally. Every. Single. Frame. Is. Cursed.

[@mygoodfriendcosmo]

Professor Freddy your profile picture is cursed

[@professorfreddy7452]

perijaz do you even know who that is?

[@mygoodfriendcosmo]

Professor Freddy No it’s just a mildly unsettling image. Im making a joke. It’s based off of your comment except I turned and made it about your mildly unsettling profile picture.

[@professorfreddy7452]

perijaz so I take it you don’t know Pyrocynical? Also I kinda knew it was a joke btw

[@pix5099]

I just like the pyrocynical face lmao

[@GatileoGatilei]

The animation is enchanting in a really surreal horrifying way, kind of the animation you would find in an obscure youtube chanel, kinda love it

[@MaidenOfHusbands]

I come back to this video at least once every year

[@resplndnt]

I forgot about how well animated the prince of egypt is.

[@playsunnysea]

this movie makes Rio and over the hedge look like a god

[@artsyscrub3226]

@@playsunnysea It makes leo the lion look a decent movie

[@verrial4558]

Carmen Allen over the fucking hedge.... wow haven’t watched that in ages

[@catmagedsproductions1998]

LET MY PEOPLE GO

[@ENTR0PY]

Please don't kill me... But I've never watched the full movie. Everytime I'm near the last 10 minutes or so, something drags me away and I forget to finish it. From the majority of the movie that I have seen, though, I completely agree. Amazing.

[@memesarelife7974]

**sees the guardian angel** Everybody gangsta till the cocaine stars flying

[@sluttycowboy]

Cocaine doesn’t already fly?

[@godbloodspilla7154]

Varriiellaa I mean it gives you wings to fly?

[@ghostlycrab9879]

Everybody gangsta till the cocaine is getting as high as you are

[@THE_REAL_BALLER21]

This whole movie looks like a mobile game ad 💀

[@BIG_SHOT_AUTOS_1997.]

True

[@nonexistentuser3420]

Saberspark: "This is the worst animated movie ever made" Future Saberspark: *_"There is another"_*

[@davidhong1934]

Future-er Saberspark: I have gazed into the deepest abyss

[@urthestargirl]

@@FoxIord what ab trolland?

[@generichomosapien4666]

this is the peak of comedy

[@nomduclavier]

"What's adultery?" "You'll find out when you're older."

[@godzillainspace5922]

"Your bout to find out"

[@kawaiiwooowo1872]

You have 69 likes

[@yikebot_5525]

Answer, *herecy*

[@NinthSettler]

to be fair adultery is mostly an activity for grown ups

[@yikebot_5525]

@@NinthSettler mostly?!

[@its_me_angelie4956]

18:52 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the birth of an iconic meme 🫡

[@honeybee4620]

I just want to know what the funny song is in the background of all the funny parts

[@thereebstir9572]

The movie's trash but the memes are great.

[@nikielnabung886]

And fanart

[@jokutyyppi4226]

69 likes

[@No1AsakaKaorifan]

M E M E

[@seasonsgreasons69yearsago48]

Nikiel Nabung f... fan.. art...?

[@billykaelin6358]

Nooo Nooooooooo

[@tgirl_fangs]

Imagine being the lion who Joshua possessed. Like you're just going about your day and all the sudden your conscience is suppressed and all you can do is watch from behind your own eyes as your husk is being controlled by an eight year old boy.

[@ambigdumdumreadthisitisbig3982]

Leeroy Jenkins Jesus Christ

[@thatmtgnerd]

Rite

[@xxkittyxx2599]

Not to mention, for 40 years. He was possessed for 4 decades. That's fucking insane

[@papayadoodlez9994]

@@xxkittyxx2599 man: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! child: YeS sIr MoSeS!

[@captaincmoore]

Og Joshua was probably pushing for control of his body during battles considering that the kid almost got him killed within the first minute of that huge one in the movie.

[@hidingintheshadows008]

Ngl, if this is the first ever animated movie ever, I would give it a chance, but *it came out in 2004*

[@TheOddHolloway]

Seeing this five years later, I can’t help but love this movie now 😂 Thx Carl Bloke

[@kriswell.]

25:47 he turns himself into a snickers bar, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@hydrationsauce]

You’re not you when you’re hungry

[@ambrozoblak7371]

Did you know that "kurba" in Slovenian means whore/hoe And in other slavic languages too!

[@cozmogz4741]

@@hydrationsauce I WAS THINKING THAT HAHAAHHAAHHA

[@IAmLotus777]

@@hydrationsauce LMBO I WAS THINKING THAT

[@deadlykittens]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@irisnora1525]

"No...NOOOOO" - Top 10 anime betrayals -

[@christopherwallace7903]

Lily Bean That should become a meme!

[@irisnora1525]

The SuperBlade Penguin Yes it should!

[@robinnostalgia2949]

The SuperBlade Penguin I know right? 😂👌🏾

[@g.j.1033]

The SuperBlade Penguin No! NOOOOOOOOOO! (I mean no it shouldn't.)

[@agoogleuser7738]

Ancient Vader: Moses...I...AM YOUR FATHER Moses: No...NOOOOO

[@CDP1712]

It's really funny how overly nice these characters are

[@audreysquadgamingz1282]

The Prince of Egypt has an incredible sad and violent story.

[@BIG_SHOT_AUTOS_1997.]

Well, that's how it went down in the Bible.

[@audreysquadgamingz1282]

@@BIG_SHOT_AUTOS_1997. Dreamworks is awesome (collaboration with Universal)

[@deville6120]

"Mom, can we get THE LION KING?" "We have THE LION KING at home" LION KING AT HOME:

[@Mac1081]

I feel bad for you

[@janetrivas5485]

0:44 0_0 yeah

[@irlandaorjuela4647]

Another reason to love that remake

[@-mafuyufachera-2481]

This movie is the equivalent of combining The Lion King with The Prince Of Egypt and boiling out everything that makes them good

[@littlecharizard426]

300th like

[@liamhoogendoorn1652]

“The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes, because God is interested in good craftsmanship" Martin Luther

[@--i-am-root]

@@FoxIord It seems to come from Colossians 3:23

[@SummerRene]

420 lol

[@E4S65]

It's really sad seeing stuff like this do such a disservice

[@meryem3138]

Made it to 700 likes

[@AlexDraco]

Very true. There's no point in screaming "AMEN !" if one's craftmanship is a shameful bucket of diarrhea to begin with.

[@ninarances9074]

23:00 Reminds me of Furnius from "Adventure Time", one of the dudes who plans to assassinate the Flame King. He's known for his hissing voice.

[@doccles17]

ah a fellow adventure time fan

[@reeddunnagan]

The bird sounds at 15:38 give me excruciating pain

[@angelico9314]

All dreams have meanings My dreams:

[@kittieshauntedourfantasy]

Lol

[@Bluefireflareonspam]

So your dream has a head flying to a wall dies and then turning into a snickers bar LMFAO

[@shizkayo8644]

More like a nightmare

[@kittieshauntedourfantasy]

@@shizkayo8644 Yeah lol

[@angelico9314]

@@Bluefireflareonspam yes pretty much🌚

[@catistiredagain]

Whoever made this movie was probably A. High B. Drunk C. Dealing With a Break Up D. All of The Above

[@elilackey7341]

I pick D

[@elsidomogalla4092]

All of them (D), but at the same time xd

[@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385]

D what do i get

[@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385]

@@RyanKirkland05 ):

[@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385]

@@RyanKirkland05 you don't have to

[@DynamoTheGamma]

1:37 And the running gag was born...

[@Max_eats_rocks]

How did I find a saber spark video from 6 years ago ?!

[@_anxietea_8720]

Nobody: Leo: *Im A vEgEtArIaN*

[@eggplant7008]

I’m not blood thirsty I’m apple juice thirsty -Leo

[@Styxintheriver]

I mean, at least it's realistic

[@nagasakiweimar-oronzo3558]

AaAaAh

[@isisjsjsjjajsjsjs5677]

Jim Lion’s Friend: Hey, why can’t you come to our BBQ today? Jim Lion: I’M MAKING AN ANIMATED MOVIE ALL BY MY FRICKING SELF Jim Lion’s Friend: Well, that’s not a real excuse to- Jim Lion: T H I S I S M Y D A Y O F F T H I S I S W H A T I ‘ M G O N N A D O

[@missavocado4696]

😂👍

[@joehayes9933]

We have reached perfection with this comment

[@isisjsjsjjajsjsjs5677]

Joe Hayes Well thanks

[@ximertracksstinks9566]

Hahahahahaha

[@charlotterhodes7359]

This needs more likes lmao

[@ghastlyghost1212]

I remember watching the full movie with my best friend, Craig on discord. And our reactions were the same as yours, Saber.

[@mauricejones445]

1:56 hitting the gritty before the dance was thought of

[@Idk-8068]

It makes it better to kill your eyes