What They DON'T Teach You At School

This week we talk about the topics that schools are too afraid to. Are we the real educators/entertainers/inspirers? Absolutely.
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Starring
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Tom Cooney - / tom_cooney90
Max Smith - / gongwe
and myself - / stephentries
Produced by Joe McGrath
/ radiojoem

[@StephenTriesPodcast]

oh yeah, we're back again. Let me know what you wish they taught in school?

[@jasonmw1471]

Real history 🙄

[@walloper9972]

Where to find my dad

[@DNL65]

How to do taxes

[@luke-ti3fu]

Importance of personal finance. & Investing.

[@BigMadAndy]

I wish I was taught how to be a top shagger like Stephen 😔

[@baileyvlogs7267]

My only wish in life is that they don’t get disheartened by the podcast underperforming because it should be top 3 pods on Spotify but dosnt get the credit it deserves we the true fans love this mess this brilliant brilliant mess

[@selflessslug370]

So you've no wish for world peace or anything like that

[@baileyvlogs7267]

@@selflessslug370 absolutely not I would sacrifice everything to hear hello there every Monday

[@selflessslug370]

@@baileyvlogs7267 fair enough, I do love the pod but dunno if it still hits quite the same high standard as the first series

[@robbie2138]

same here mate, I don't get the numbers even tho it's pretty niche it's so fucking funny (I'm french and I get 90% of the references and totally get the humor), I mean the Eboys were getting crazy numbers on their podcast even tho they are the blandest group of humans ever

[@selflessslug370]

@@yeahyeah4433 calm down mate no need for the essay it's not that deep

[@samb5017]

I just can't believe that Dave isn't an ingeniously constructed comedic character. 'We done a Buddha day, everyone comes dressed up in their curtains' with no sense of irony.

[@ryanbegley9476]

I wished they taught me in school how to produce high quality content like IMAX and iconic intros like max does

[@Joe-xy6uz]

You just can’t teach that kind of talent

[@DK-tt1zt]

Petition for Stephen to create a third channel called StephenTried where he uploads all the bloopers from each sketch video

[@AssassinWolfRE]

StephenTrying: livestreams of him making every sketch from the script to editing

[@whuissarah]

Yes please

[@smashyrashy]

petition? this is just a comment

[@CooksonOnDrums]

What sketch videos?

[@huddynccc]

@@smashyrashy think just a comment

[@whiteoutYTV]

I think we need a camera on Joe just to make sure he isn’t doing any funny business with his dog.

[@harrygascoine179]

Joe does love a hot dog tbf

[@tollywainwright8303]

Max looks like the millionaires on secret millionaires when they make them look like they're not millionaires but he's actually not a millionaire

[@MazzaProductions2019]

"Hello there" he said.. and warmth, I felt.

[@mattrawstron6026]

Dave causally mentioning he can do a backflip after all these weeks is the most Dave thing to happen

[@franko1492]

Joe getting insulted by each member is the glue of this podcast.

[@briginshaw1]

Ikr

[@harrygill3008]

Imagine listening to the audio version of the 3 amigos

[@samhansen794]

I found myself doing exactly that so has to come over to the video because it was so funny

[@David-vi4zi]

After imax I’m pretty sure I fell asleep and had a fever dream

[@katewalmsley7555]

Omg today's episode was the funniest ever i couldn't breathe when there was a visit from those wise men in bandanas, I honestly don't know a better podcast than this one

[@BigMadAndy]

Max Smith's "Hello there" rated this week: A short, but very sweet delivery. Some very uplifting vocal notes, with undertones of sweet and sexy (as per usual) I must say, it has been a treat listening to Max's intros for these 12 weeks so far. In summary: a very well endowed introduction, 9.5/10 x

[@RollAnotherJuan]

Can I just get the twixs please andy

[@joegardner1992]

When Dave went to do a backflip, I was expecting to see a hard cut to Ryan sitting in Dave's chair and the rest of the podcast happening with paramedics coming in and out the room...... mind blown

[@fizshafique1651]

the special guests have killed me off 😭

[@piuididiy7873]

just the reversal of max being the only one not in a character is so funny hahahahahahahaha

[@kicka1070]

Totally agree maaaaan

[@jackappleton4540]

The guests this week have to be one of funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@Rrogun]

This is now my only way of knowing it’s Monday

[@michellewaltham9527]

You wanna get yourself a calendar mate

[@selflessslug370]

@@michellewaltham9527 ikr I don't know what device that kid's watching this on that doesn't have the date and time on it.

[@Rrogun]

@@michellewaltham9527 I live a sheltered life

[@yeahyeah4433]

@@Rrogun You look 26 (if that is you in profile pic) do you not work lol, thats how I know the day

[@lewisgallagher8336]

Nice of the Latino Alvin and the Chimpmunks to turn up halfway through.

[@JoeMcGrathWingIt]

I LOVE THIS PODCAST!

[@MazzaProductions2019]

Likewise, especially when you remember to press play Joe

[@nicholaslarrisa7402]

Hairy joes jam

[@macca696]

No need to shout

[@BigMadAndy]

Your laugh is now a vital element to this podcast. Never leave x

[@huddynccc]

Omfg joe from wing it 😱

[@LUCASAMUSICyt]

44:59 "or like a rhombus what's thats all about?" Classic Dave line

[@LadiesMan-mf2kc]

looney remains criminally underrated. absolute bruiser

[@bobsnob2429]

I think the podcast not being in the top 50 is a good thing, there simply aren’t enough listeners to cancel Dave for his outrageous remarks

[@mrhillavfc]

The Mexican mafia was outstanding - had me in tears 😂😂

[@Villeful]

The post-iMAX segment had me in asthmatic creases I could not stop laughing the entire time

[@ShyGirl20012]

I just want to say thank you for making these podcasts. Watching you guys laugh together and being able to laugh with you is a great feeling. I'm grateful

[@finfn7486]

47:25 funniest imax yet, genuinely can’t control my laughter because of the shitty flute thing

[@fredmanns8666]

What a lovely man Dave is. I wonder what his views are on the apartheid

[@smudgygnu7780]

One of the better ones lately. Great topic !

[@chrisstallardfilms]

the return of the infamous venue, anyone remember the table incident?

[@Ellisrb]

So I'm a spotify listener, I went onto KZbin to watch Dave's backflip. I stayed watching and omg was it a good idea. Those bandanar wearing wise men were amazing 🤣

[@hntr-j2323]

Huge increase in the production value this week, spared no expense I see

[@chrisstallardfilms]

Des Listeners are my fave guests so far, they got our feelings across perfectly

[@diegoforlan2324]

Des tinny

[@rubiusquinius]

Wow, bandana section. I spat coffee all over my laptop laughing ☕😂

[@aajbajwaj296]

hey man, that was a pretty fire segment man

[@owen1417]

That was a great episode man

[@veesvoyages]

Dave's back flip was insane! Well played to him!

[@piuididiy7873]

my favourite pod ever love you all

[@jclips3040]

Would love to have McGrath involved more , very funny lad . Top podcast boys 👍

[@zoefinch8631]

the sex education at my school was an assembly where a local acting group came in to make it more relatable and frank grayson from bad education was in the group and we all went mental, none of us could take it seriously. he also got swarmed in the cafeteria and the teachers had to act as his body guards as he quoted "shut up chicken dipper" to all of us lol. best day of my life.

[@emilyedwards3608]

I counted man 251 times during the guest segment 😂

[@jamesgoodwin7107]

I’d get help

[@st420x]

Every episode is 10/10. Max Smith is always hilarious

[@Endless_Films]

another great pod! gonna miss the sofa set-up tho

[@twogengaming741]

What a podcast 👏 loved the part when the teletubbies went loco...... ❤❤

[@ibrahimalhanich8480]

50th minute to 57th minute was like a fever dream

[@alfiecox6899]

Enjoyed this Ste

[@luis_aj14]

Max has retained his classic hagrid look fair play

[@SD-ym1rt]

Dave. Awesome flip lad!

[@benm431]

My favourite part is Max explaining what talking is to Dave.

[@Andybandy]

56:56 This was from the heart from Max LOOL. Visceral rage .

[@harrygill3008]

Toms my spirit animal

[@gracek6609]

In my primary school we were taught the entirety of the fresh Prince of bel air rap ... so far I haven’t been able to flex this either at college or work and I’m heartbroken icl

[@adamwelsh7040]

WHEN IS MAX MAKING A TWITCH AND STARTING TO STREAM GAMES I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. PLEASE MAX

[@J0rD5t3R]

I'm 4 months behind but the hooks in IMAX keep me coming back

[@kaitlyn9213]

29:40 we had to pick our subjects for the senior phase at 13, none of us had any clue

[@nathanbrennan3503]

What they don't teach you in school is how to deal with the fact that one day this podcast will have to end.

[@samhaigh7810]

always amazes me how fast max’s hair grows

[@jacobreturn7079]

Can’t wait for this

[@benkilcullen5770]

dave, your hoodie looks nice on you x

[@veesvoyages]

Despite the usual hilarity in these podcasts, I really enjoyed your discussion at the start about school. I agree when I was in school they didn't teach you much about the same topics either or teach any useful life skills that you discussed here and especially regarding what other avenues to go down instead of just expected to get the best grades, college/sixth form, uni and then career. I think it's a really important topic to mention so appreciate that you lads did that.

[@BestBoyPatrick]

Max really making this boy randy with that unbuttoned shirt

[@basementspidey1900]

This was hectic, but I fucking loved ever minute!!!

[@Huggythepanda]

This turned real, FAST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 maaaann

[@TomsGoingHAM]

How is max sat like the person squeezed onto the end of a sofa for the whole episode

[@chaarvidwivedi9875]

Lads you lot make my day ❤️

[@jackb1768]

Great podcast lads 💪

[@StephenTriesPodcast]

Thank you Jack

[@kyester123]

Nice cameo from Max's hersheys kisses about an hour in.

[@bigborgemusic9148]

Los listeners is a top ten moment

[@lewisgittins5938]

12 is my lucky number so spot on there Dave

[@poriccrompton]

I feel bad but that guy reminds me of the sloth from Zootropolis ngl

[@georgeward1986]

Stephen you should hop on the trend and make a clips channel called Stephen’s Quips and just showcase all your great wacky quips from the poddy C

[@greenfrog8367]

The little chipmunks had me creasing mysel

[@simonbarber8994]

God, I love IMAX!

[@Tobinator127]

One thing they should teach everyone at school is to subscribe to the Stephen tries podcast. So much valuable information to be learned from it!

[@MattRobson1]

Club Foot by Kasabian by the way, Dave.

[@coysking9646]

Max I beg you one week just make up a headline news and it ridiculous 😂

[@oli1929]

It's an absolute disgrace that this isn't top comedy podcast in the UK.

[@blairstevens1287]

Dave 2021 “rhombus what’s that all about”😭😭😭

[@aidxn97]

Everyone was on form this episode

[@Only_Oliver]

Hey macarena! saw this episode uploaded on spotify, but wanted to wait to listen with the vid instead. Nice one lads

[@NCFC1862]

“What does errr themes cut off” - Please do not change, Dave.

[@samhansen794]

56:15 - One of the greatest podcast moments of all time

[@harrybradshaw171]

best notification i’ve ever received

[@daisyc4673]

highlight of the week

[@lb1010]

I'd listen more but that David Rees laugh does me swede in.

[@poohc8269]

missing the sofas already

[@BenDover_.]

3:07 @big boy Dave, why has this been kept hidden until now?

[@thea1phaz192]

"Na nana na nana" is club foot by kasabian dave... (59:49)

[@Flynn_Rhys]

Daves back flip was actually pretty mad

[@thomasmn66]

Not gonna mention Max Fosh then? 🤣🤣

[@SorareJosh]

Can't wait for the next iMax

[@JABOC158]

In the suez man

[@jdtheprophet2849]

Anyone else expect joe to be doing something when the camera changed at 41:00

[@hayweb866]

Continued to count quips after Ste gave up at quip number 3

[@IfthiDoesStuff]

Don't think i forgot, week 6 of my petition to have Reliable Sauce: Tabasco. As a great man once said "don't go anywhere". By that i shall stand

[@user-lx2nl1ry7d]

Stephen is the guy who came in your school with the guitar called ray Tate? 😂

[@jamesashleyoshaughnessy2747]

Tom’s looking like Ricardo Milos 😂

[@hdetail]

12 is considered lucky to me, Dave. x

[@Dyno05ify]

pretty sure my dad has the exact same top as Max. He doesn't quite have his good looks and charming wit though