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@RadishBeet4 жыл бұрын
No
@mandalor454 жыл бұрын
only if Simon is the narrator
@StoriesbyIrish4 жыл бұрын
May I suggest using Modern History TV for researching knights. Just sayin' 😁
@akoilady90974 жыл бұрын
@@StoriesbyIrish agreed. Jason's videos are great.
@cmoore4214 жыл бұрын
Today I Found Out “the Pope may be French but Jesus is English , you’re on!” A knights tale is one of the greatest movies ever. “The spark of his Life has been covered in shite” lol
@jessiszk46764 жыл бұрын
What Knight built the Round Table? Sir Cumference I’ll show myself out...
@q.e.d.91124 жыл бұрын
...yes, that would be Sir Cumspect.
@bishops78284 жыл бұрын
Was funny fifth time I heard it
@carojamnz4 жыл бұрын
JessiSZK lol never gets old 😂
@cholesterol67034 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Sir Cumcision.
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
Tis but a scratch.
@christergoode64654 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: What Was Life REALLY Like For A Medieval Princess? You know our Disney Obsessed Culture wants to know.
@blaisevillaume22254 жыл бұрын
I tried it...not what it's cracked up to be at all. The mice and birds don't help with the chores and just poop everywhere. My guardians reprimanded me and beat me anytime I tried to sing outside of church. And then, when I was 15, I lost my virginity to some 50 year old creeper to secure a peace deal.
@Grey_Warden_Invasion4 жыл бұрын
Mostly stench (the general lack of hygiene back then), vermin, boredom, freezing your ass off in winter because even though your own room was one of the rare places with heating it just wasn't enough and then as soon as you'd be biologically able to have children you'd be married off to whoever would be the most beneficial right now to keep the peace or get resources.
@therealturdferguson83554 жыл бұрын
What did women do for one week a month also? Have never seen that addressed in any movies before.( this question was for the 2 ex-princesses 👆🏻up there)
@CallanElliott4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like Disney.
@fauxvixen4 жыл бұрын
@@therealturdferguson8355 in real life of the times health wasn't particularly good and menstral periods where not as regular. However you were seen as unclean and as underwear didn't exist you just let it flow - free bleeding. Some cultures used rags to wrap the area as time went on things like suspenders came about to 'hold' rags in the approx area. Contraceptive means where essentially non-existent and the goal as a princess or royal was to get knocked up and provide strong male offspring ASAP and as many as possible, pregnancy of course also stops periods.
@norwoodwildlife98494 жыл бұрын
Monty Python taught me everything there is to know about knights.
@Emelefpi4 жыл бұрын
Ni!
@tncorgi924 жыл бұрын
"I'm INVINCIBLE!"
@muravenik53814 жыл бұрын
"SHE'S A WITCH!"
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
Sir Galahad
@stevenself98704 жыл бұрын
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
@I-didnt-ask-you4 жыл бұрын
My family had some knights in it, some very old papers written by them made reference to a sort of jealousy between the responsibilities of two of these relatives. One going by the name of Alexander consistently complained about his cousin. Seemingly envious of his adventures; lamenting that he was reduced to guard duty while his cousin was out fighting beasts. (Probably an exaggeration) His cousin, going by Diedrich, would quip back at his cousin, saying his only excuse he ever used to keep from going into battle in service to his lord and to retain his relatively safe post as a guard, was to consistently complain about the crippling pain in his knee that he claimed was caused by a stray arrow from a recruit in training.
@hunorendrevizi14834 жыл бұрын
Lol i see you are a man of culture. Before he was assigned guard duty he was an adventurer like his cousin.
@jtjano14 жыл бұрын
Ah the old arrow to the knee excuse..
@cristian-ionutapostol80183 жыл бұрын
HOW... DARE YOU MAKE ME READ THAT WITH MINE OWN TWO EYES!?
@slaughterthefalsegodempore92743 жыл бұрын
Arrow in the knee meant you had a child.
@ReetVeter20003 жыл бұрын
@@slaughterthefalsegodempore9274 Wow, i searched the internet and it supposedly meant you got married. I allways thought they meant it litteraly. Thanks for explaining, that makes it even funnier!
@ralfwissing97104 жыл бұрын
I think based on behavior: Knights = Medieval biker gangs
@MetalheadAndNerd4 жыл бұрын
Good comparison. Especially these tournaments where the looser or his stuff would be captured and offered back for a price.
@daistoke13144 жыл бұрын
With just a hint of psychopathic war criminal on those special occasions.
@Gam3B0y23r04 жыл бұрын
but 500% more assholes...
@Notmyname15934 жыл бұрын
They were wealthy privileged teenagers and young adults equipped with the best training and weaponry of the time. WTF would you expect?
@stormsurge21033 жыл бұрын
Good comparison, but knights errant would be closers to medieval biker gangs.
@michaelb17614 жыл бұрын
There's a channel called "Modern History" where a modern knight (he has the title for something in the tech industry, I believe), who enjoys playing the part as well, discusses the typical food, training, etc of knights hundreds of years ago. Interesting channel.
@1D9914 жыл бұрын
Great channel. I go to Metatron from my classical history, too, and of course Lindybeige.
@robsim374 жыл бұрын
In an attempt to defeat his enemy, the knight would de-feet the peasants...
@HighlanderNorth14 жыл бұрын
Ahh, that's funny, but I hope it wasn't a common occurrence for medieval peasants! It would suck to have to farm your plot while walking on your shin-stumps! 😭
@yummychips_4 жыл бұрын
@@HighlanderNorth1 it happen pretty often. The thing about great battles, they weren't that great. Often times it is spread out in to tactical skirmishes. Most of that skirmishing was aimed at peasants and their farmland. Peasants were treated as natural resources. Gaining ground often meant you would gain control of the land and or the peasants to. As time went on, new strategies such as scaring your own peasants to flee or run if the land gets taken. Wars lasted months to years, mostly soldiers walking around and camping. They need food and resources, so often times they would use surrounding resources. Even their supply lines from far away, were not as far away as you think. Maybe 30-50 miles away only. That would take a few days to a week to transport. You ever try walking 10 miles. Take you all day, worse so if your bringing along tons of supplies, even with pack mules and horses. So yeah Attacking farmland and peasants were far more effective. You stopped the enemy from having the resource, and you gain some. They didn't call the, "pillaging" but "battles". LOL but we now days just call it barbaric.
@Damocles544 жыл бұрын
So the peasants would know the agony of de-feet?
@Hungabrigoo4 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, that is pretty damn horrible. Reminds me of the Congo Free State business.
@MissBlueEyeliner4 жыл бұрын
I actually snorted laughing just now. Thank you.
@Max_Flashheart4 жыл бұрын
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Arthur: Shut up! Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?! Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Arthur: Shut up! Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! Arthur: BLOODY PEASANT!!
@surprisedchar24584 жыл бұрын
“We’re not peasants! We’re members of an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune!”
@merryc.54664 жыл бұрын
_quietly picks teeth w/ bone sliver fm Robyn's minstrel_
@Richard_Nickerson4 жыл бұрын
Did you see that? You saw that didn't you? He tried to repress me!
@rosiesbambina4 жыл бұрын
"Watery tart" . . . ?
@marcpeterson10924 жыл бұрын
This is real history.
@murder40554 жыл бұрын
Woman: "Chivalry is dead." Me:"Madam! You insulted my honor! We duel at dawn!!!" *dawns crusader helm*
@kumudayaraguppi26074 жыл бұрын
Z
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
When a knight won his spurs etc etc
@jacksonguillory81144 жыл бұрын
Dons a nasal bascinet, boy
@johnbockelie38994 жыл бұрын
Black Smith to Knight, " are you all right? you seem all bent out of shape".
@MrRemicas4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to throw the gauntlet at her!
@jasonr89674 жыл бұрын
"Kill all those peasants!" "But sire, they are huddled around a cross." "Oh, well then don't kill them." Such honor. Much wow.
@koontz11543 жыл бұрын
"But sire we already killed them and raped their women." "Just tear down the cross, these were pagans." Gets home brags about nearly dying to barbarians.
@D0pam1n4 жыл бұрын
"Finally, he would be dubbed via a light blow and a kiss" Ah, date night with the misses.
@carltonleboss4 жыл бұрын
Ha.
@HighlanderNorth14 жыл бұрын
@Valkyrie The coincidence here is that the word "valkyrie" means 'fallopian tube' in Hungarian! Seriously....
@CHloE7484 жыл бұрын
Man trying to figure out what a warrior on horses that work for the king should be called: His wife: “honey, it’s so late, when are you coming to bed?” Him: “Leave me alone, I’m trying to figure out something” His wife: “K. Night. “ Him: “That’s it!”
@Sk0lzky4 жыл бұрын
7:36 I'd also like to add that in some cultures (Poland, england) according to some sources that "someone to manage things" would usually be wife, at least in case of middle of the road nobility. Funnily enough in some cases it would devolve completely into a situation in which wife had more power and loyalty (or fear) of the subjects than the actual lord (although the only sources about that I can recall are from slightly later periods)
@pajeirussaurio14054 жыл бұрын
10:20 de-feeting encounter, that deserves a badabombom chiss and simon hitting the script
@heclec44204 жыл бұрын
13:40 Hehe, you said "whacked off their horses."
@TodayIFoundOut4 жыл бұрын
It's the little things ;-) -Daven
@hashtag4154 жыл бұрын
Well, if Jack helped you off the horse...
@aurinslady71194 жыл бұрын
That hit the 12 yo boy part of my brain. 🤣🤣🤣
@hashtag4154 жыл бұрын
@@sk83r_b0i9 That's exactly what I meant. Unfortunately every time I wrote it I was deleted by "Big Brother". So I just left it to the reader's intelligence.😂
@fisharepeopletoo96534 жыл бұрын
@@hashtag415 Why would me an jack kill a horse?
@palehorntea4 жыл бұрын
Giving this a like purely for the A Knight's Tale reference. RIP Heath
@joniroxanne964 жыл бұрын
I was about to mention that (the "We Will Rock You" bit)... 😅
@cannotwaittoseedavanteadam43014 жыл бұрын
You caught the reference in the thumbnail too. Wat kills me. Lol. This movie holds a special place for me. I saw it in theaters to kill time before my HS graduation. Loved the movie. I must've seen it like 50 times by now.
@1D9914 жыл бұрын
I just watched that movie again the other day for the first time in years, hoping for an uplifting nostalgia boost, but I just got sad seeing a young Heath. :(
@johnbockelie38994 жыл бұрын
Who started that White Knight / Black..Knight stuff??.
@DMTrance873 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone mentioned this... I've seen that movie so many times. Holy shit is it legitimately fucking hilarious... "You have desecrated THE HOUSE OF GOD!"
@bluesap73184 жыл бұрын
Metatron, skallagrim, shadiversity, and Lindy beige are where I get most of my information on this type of content.
@cromabu50904 жыл бұрын
Blue Sap same
@ericstoverink65794 жыл бұрын
Scholagladiatoria
@1D9914 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of culture as well.
@drakoinx3 жыл бұрын
Pre much, historical cooking as well
@metalman78253 жыл бұрын
The history nerds of the round table! 🍻
@mregusci4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, you are getting close to your 10,000 hours. Your shows are getting more entertaining, informational, and humorous. Keep it up, can't wait to see you beyond the tipping point.
@1WillyK4 жыл бұрын
Love the line from "A Knights Tale" in the thumbnail. A good, entertaining movie. Just the kind of stuff I like.
@daistoke13144 жыл бұрын
During war, and there was a lot of it, in a battle the aim was usually to catch a nobleman rather than kill him as a live one could be ransomed, peasants serving as archers etc were simply hacked down. The English were very unpopular with the French in the 14th and 15th centuries as the English archers were peasants, and very effective at kiling knights, and the French thought it was not very nice being killed by lower class riff raff.
@Pennywise-nx4jz4 жыл бұрын
I seen the thumbnail and the first thing that crossed my mind was "Woopsie daisies, my insides have become outsides"
@keptinkaos63844 жыл бұрын
tis but a flesh wound
@jordananderson28554 жыл бұрын
You must be from the Midwest.
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
None shall pass!
@drunktomcruise82243 жыл бұрын
"My Lord's... My Ladies.... And everyone else here not sitting on a cushion!"
@iainballas4 жыл бұрын
Knights during peace: "We're soldiers, not bodyguards!" Knights during wartime: "We're keepers of the peace. Not soldiers." I mean, c'mon. I imagine a fair few were more into the 'pillaging peasants' than the 'charging the french/english lines'
@thatdutchguy28824 жыл бұрын
Knights weren't just French or English m8.
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
You taffer!
@davidento96114 жыл бұрын
Of course, but there also must have been fair number of knights who took their duties seriously. For example it was common in the war times when you captured a knight to release him and make him swear on the bible that after the war ends he will let himself be captured again so the party that captured him can then ask for a ransome. Captured prisoner was a burden and this was a way you could have many avaluable prisoners without actually taking care of them and the war at the same time. The point is they did it. Nothing was forcing the captured knight to go back to their enemies after the war ended escept the oath and yet they still did it. This in my opinion proves there must have been at least some level of honor and respect for the rules among the knights and nobles. Of course those rules weren't always in favour of the pesantry.
@jeffk4644 жыл бұрын
I don't know, I think they were pretty gung-ho fighters.
@Hirvee54 жыл бұрын
As far as I have understood, in the battle of agincourt for example, the richest and most powerful french where very much in the front lines very wilingly attacking the english. Afterwards a lot of the french nobles ended up captured and later very exceptionally executed. There was a lot more french in that battle. If they wanted to be far from the fight they could have just sit in the backrows and ride a horse away once it seemed to get spicy. The french probably expected to win that fight but a lot of them with assumably the power to be elsewhere where there. I guess it pobably does increase your confidence if you are encased in weapon proof plate armor and nobles usually just get captured and ransomed. But I'm not an expert so go find out for yourselves.
@EMurph424 жыл бұрын
Didn’t your videos post at 6pm in the states before? Well especially right now I love the noon posts! Thank you for being the only guy on KZbin who isn’t freaking or stressing me out.
@Raul_Menendez4 жыл бұрын
Knight: Spends your whole life trainning and fighting to be the best warrior in the land. Musketeer: *hold my Ale*
@chickenmonger1234 жыл бұрын
Moonshield23 They also trained for a lifetime.
@youngvices79384 жыл бұрын
Moonshield23 Native American LongBow wants to have a word..
@iana39364 жыл бұрын
@Honudes Gai I mean they had horses, they just ate them all.
@georgeedward6024 жыл бұрын
Peasant with the firearm won every time...Knights might have become nobler later in the middle ages but were simply bigger and tougher at first.....the firearm evened things out ..lol
@Richard_Nickerson4 жыл бұрын
@Honudes Gai I feel like you should have directed that @The Muckler
@MmeHyraelle4 жыл бұрын
So brave, so noble. -sass.
@joshclark94234 жыл бұрын
Side angle side side?
@vv8t9ttzvtvztvztvitv4 жыл бұрын
Josh Clark 🤮 burn it
@SeadogDriftwood4 жыл бұрын
Any chance at a Biographics episode about one such knight who was also a musician, translator, and one of the greatest poets of the 14th-15th Century, Herr Oswald von Wolkenstein? He's well worth looking into: he was extremely witty, had a wry sense of humour, loved wine, women, and wild parties, witnessed first hand the terrifying power of the Hussite army, attended the Council of Constance, was imprisoned and tortured by a former lover, and after all that, was done in by a heat wave. As a bonus: several portraits of him survive, as do parts of his skeleton.
@321bytor4 жыл бұрын
...they never knew what time it was because people kept saying 'good day good knight' to them
@barryscott17564 жыл бұрын
Stay safe Simon and all the people who help you on all your channels during this horrible pandemic.
@pskarnaq734 жыл бұрын
Love the Knight's Tale reference! Great video as always!
@weescotspaul4 жыл бұрын
For anyone interested in a work of historical fiction set amongst the lives of medeival knights, I'd highly recommend the _Brethren_ trilogy by Robyn Young. The trilogy follows a lad from his youth and training through his initiation into the Templars and then his campaigns, set around the time of Henry III. Featuring many real-life characters and events, the knowledge I gained about the time period was immense, despite it being a fictional story. It's awash with scenarios, from rural life in Britain to the Royal Court of France, the campaigns of Baibars and the rivalry between the Templars and Hospitallers. I checked out a lot of the historical details in the books and it appears that they are relatively accurate for the most part, so well worth a look for those interested in knowing more about the life of knights through the medium of a story. Maybe an idea for those trying the Audible link.
@HeirofAzaran Жыл бұрын
Noted! Thank you!
@CircusMonkeyMafia4 жыл бұрын
None of them ever had to deal with Trogdor the Burninator.
@roryjineffect4 жыл бұрын
He would buninate them anyway.
@ridanann4 жыл бұрын
id of bumed him back 😉
@jeremiahnoe53614 жыл бұрын
TROGDOOOOOOR!
@oddfellowfloyd3 жыл бұрын
They never got to see the beefy arm sticking out of the back of his neck, or his consummate v teeth, either. XD
@wawfulpawt27633 жыл бұрын
BURRGHHNNINATING THE COUNTRYSIIIIDE BURRGHNINATING ALL THUHPEEASAAAAANTS
@007reggied4 жыл бұрын
As a U.S. Army veteran everything he describe is relatable to the military experience 😂.
@ravenhill_TimesOfLore_19684 жыл бұрын
loved this video, it was really my subject and up my street.
@dannyboy27503 жыл бұрын
Soon as i read your title i thought of Hannable hanging that detective out of the window after he disemboweled him..one of the most memorable scenes ive ever seen!
@chrissirvid58453 жыл бұрын
Entertaining as usual. I love this guy. Very serious and amusing when appropriate.
@mattj.77564 жыл бұрын
13:00 “Started to resemble what is often depicted today, albeit with less ‘We Will Rock You.’” Edit: I loved that movie so much.
@1D9914 жыл бұрын
Just watches it again recently hoping for an uplifting nostalgia boost but it just made me sad seeing a young Heath.
@kaylonimalcolm77524 жыл бұрын
10:20 - "...de- _feet_ ing encounter..." I see what youdid there. Well done.
@merryc.54664 жыл бұрын
"It's CALLED a laaance. Helloooo." ;)
@johnbockelie38994 жыл бұрын
" A Quest, a. quest!, I must find a quest. " " Does anybody have a Quest?".
@FUBARguy1073 жыл бұрын
My step-dad used to listen to Jimmy Buffet before he died. One of the songs speaks of knights and "Gypsies in the Palace". I somehow still have the opening speaking part memorized. "In days of old, when knights were bold, and journeyed from their castle. Trusted men were left behind, knights needed not the hassle. They'd help themselves to pig and meade and drank from King's own chalice. Ohhh it was a stirring sight, these... gypsies in the palace." Apokogies to anyone who doesn't like that term. I know it isn't thought of as the nicest term but I mean no offense.
@scottrjmatmsncom4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking something and almost choked on it when you did the Knights Tail reference lol
@pamelamays41864 жыл бұрын
Knight school. Knight games. Knight court. What a difference a "k" makes!
@PongoXBongo4 жыл бұрын
Lady of the knight. Knight light (50% less chivalry, same great taste).
@fallingpetunias90464 жыл бұрын
@John Barber Tryin to make some crusade riding news
@christurner54154 жыл бұрын
The 3 Ks of knight hood
@eustache_dauger3 жыл бұрын
K
@randymann72513 жыл бұрын
Js at one point I was dying because of your wording when "they whacked off their horses" 😆
@definitelynotjasonmomoa3 жыл бұрын
Awesome quote btw, Simon! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE A Knights Tale!
@thatkidmorganmariah4 жыл бұрын
there's an amazing book series called Protector of the Small by Tamora Peirce. It's about the journey a girl in a magical world takes on her way to knighthood.
@arielholmes40814 жыл бұрын
The Lioness Quartet also very good! Same author, just before Protector of the Small. Tbh, ALL of her books are amazing.
@thatkidmorganmariah4 жыл бұрын
Definitely all worth a read, I just liked Kel's journey as a comparison because she doesn't have the Gift. I read them in order the first time :)
@ceebee28583 жыл бұрын
Read these books to my daughters when they were young. We loved them! Tried to find them for my niece, but they appear to be out of print. Will have to buy a used set.
@thatkidmorganmariah3 жыл бұрын
@@arielholmes4081 oh yes, I love all her books. There's an entire shelf on my bookcase dedicated to her :)
@asherdie4 жыл бұрын
Nothing about removable pommels and ending your opponent rightly.
@fallingpetunias90464 жыл бұрын
'Twas an accident. Pommel slipped right off.
@tsund20104 жыл бұрын
Your latest Brainfood podcast episode is the only reason I know how to pronounce Charlemagne
@Debonair.Aristocrat4 жыл бұрын
Except his name was Charles Magnus and this 'Charlemagne' business is for the peasants.
@canadiannavywife4344 жыл бұрын
Thank you for continuing to create content. It is awesome and I appreciate the candour and process you make. Plus you have a very S"Mexy Voice! Hugs from Halifax
@Original503 жыл бұрын
That title-quote is so funny because 10 days ago I had emergency, life-saving surgery and my intestines were indeed my out-testines for an hour or so 😊
@chrisd42282 жыл бұрын
12:58 Nice "A Knight's Tale" call back there. :)
@tommyjoewagner3 жыл бұрын
Dropped a like just for the "A Knight's Tale" quote in the thumbnail.
@kirkmorrison61314 жыл бұрын
In talking about the Melee you should have mentioned William Marshall. He started out poor and used his ransoms to become wealthy. Later he was one of the richest, biggest estate owner and regent. Also he was seen as the most respected, admired and loved knights in Europe. The King of France (his enemy as Marshall was English) mourned him like a brother.
@BaoHadir4 жыл бұрын
I subbed to this channel only a few days ago. No regret, much knowledge.
@billd.iniowa22633 жыл бұрын
I have heard that the ransoming of equipment is where the term "black mail" comes from. As not all armor was shiny. Alot of armor was black because a knight-at-large didnt have the time to polish the mail and probably didnt have a page to do it.
@joshuaridgway32303 жыл бұрын
An alternate origin would be the connotation black has with evil. You get a letter from someone, threatening to expose a secret, you might call that day a “black day” hence making the mail delivery “black mail”. Just an alternative
@shipperqueen56024 жыл бұрын
I found the best thing to draw to if I dont want to listen to music. It's these awesome videos
@forthexp86494 жыл бұрын
"The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?" I clicked for the Knights Tale quote on the thumbnail tbh
@SincerelyJez4 жыл бұрын
"I WILL FONG YOU." I love that movie.
@HaikatrineKat4 жыл бұрын
My DM homebrewed a setting based loosely upon medieval Britain. In the setting, there was a festival with a grand melee and jousting competitions. Apparently he was very accurate!
@voodoochild77784 жыл бұрын
Love the reference to Knights Tale.One of Ledgers best in my opinion except for the,i agree,the We will Rock You thing they had going lol
@liamwalton41834 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite movies. It's just feel good and fun. After watching it you feel you've made 4 friends ❤
@TodayIFoundOut4 жыл бұрын
The main issue with that movie is the blacksmith was a thousand times more awesome a woman and just as beautiful to boot as the main love interest. How he, a knight no less, picked the bratty spoiled rich girl over the blacksmith is beyond me. ;-) -Daven
@christelheadington11364 жыл бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut You left out sadistic.
@voodoochild77784 жыл бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut Totally agree :)
@Friendship1nmillion4 жыл бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut I'm Sorry, you "lost me" with your movie plot description. Medieval Knights in movies I'm familiar with are like the movie where Sean Connery plays King Arthur. 👨🏫⚔️🤺🎯 🗓️🎭👑
@timothyfarrand84074 жыл бұрын
I caught that quote from "A Knight's Tale". Better make sure you win, or there will be pain.
@mcpossum4 жыл бұрын
Ha! This time I can make am educated guess that BB was the last video filmed that day... based off Blazer and button ups in other videos Day ? Of being stuck in my house and I may have lost it
@Arazmithin4 жыл бұрын
I have tried unsuccessfully to spot the order, if there was one, from his others shows based on clothes. Lol. Well done.
@mcpossum4 жыл бұрын
@@Arazmithin he replied once to look for how wrinkled the shirt is. Lol
@jimmyyu21844 жыл бұрын
There's gotta to be way for KZbin to make a click-able link that is on screen, so that (male) hosts are not pointing down at their "Ahem", when they say "Click the link down below" while finger pointing towards/at their "Ahem". =)))))))
@Seethenhagen4 жыл бұрын
"My lord, we have been defeeted!" "But they haven't even struck the army" "Listen here you noble shit"
@raunnorby51294 жыл бұрын
Dear Simon, I watch top tenz, brainfood, today I found out, and business blaze. Thanks so much for all the facts and all the fun. If you are still in Prague, my friend Tom who is an American audiophile lives there too. I don't know how to put you two in touch, but I think you and he would be fast friends.
@concernedcitizen58854 жыл бұрын
Once a king always a king once a queen always a Queen Once a knight is enough
@Fredddytoo3 жыл бұрын
Recommend Toby Cantwell - Curator of the Warwick Collection. Actually fights in armour in Tournaments.
@williamwilkins8037 Жыл бұрын
You should do a video about a few of the bigger tournaments! You talked about them in general but didn't really go into it. Was jousting typically the only contest? What were some of the biggest prizes up? I know I could just ask ChatGPT but that's no where near as fun or as interesting as a video of you talking about it!
@mckmnstr4 жыл бұрын
13:40 Simon I'm sorry but you said whacked off their horses and I can't stop myself from giggling. I hope it makes you laugh too. (:
@dafttool4 жыл бұрын
Mckmnstr I used to work for horse vets. You use a warm water filled “flesh-mate” to collect horse semen. They are called AV’s, aka “artificial vaginas.” A cup at the end collects the baby batter. 💫The More You Know...
@mckmnstr4 жыл бұрын
@@dafttool they also make artificial horse asses or just intercept before penetration. Horse whacking is pretty interesting. I live in montana and may of not unseen a thing or two.
@johnwige29054 жыл бұрын
But aren't the roman equites and the Greek cataphrax essentially knights? They where in operation in at least 57 BC and honestly I think earlier, so wouldn't they be the first or are they excluded for some reason?
@Heva19874 жыл бұрын
You should have mention William Marshal, considered the greatest knight in history. at age 70 he led an amry into battle, he is that awesome!
@JaelaOrdo4 жыл бұрын
The idea of a knight in shining armor saving damsels in distress and all that always did sound too good to be true.
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
Damsons in distress
@pn22944 жыл бұрын
People by nature like to idealize things
@misterbeach88263 жыл бұрын
it is perhaps worth mentioning that "knights" come from roman "equites". equites were simply roman knights, noblemen on horse, with higher social functions and prestige the more time passed.
@ciaranmck44693 жыл бұрын
Even before Romans there were permanent specialised units in antiquity who underwent vigorous training and took oaths
@NevTheDeranged3 жыл бұрын
The real reason nobles send adventurers out on quests- to keep them from causing havoc locally.
@TemptationsEnd4 жыл бұрын
It still amazes me how Simon can go from "the boy with the blaze" to sounding like he can work as an audio book reader lol
@tamfuwing14 жыл бұрын
A Distant Mirror by Barbara Tuchmann is a brilliant study of a 100-year period during the Middle Ages. A great, informative read.
@oliverallen53244 жыл бұрын
“...But if you stay, you win eternal glory.” _This is the way._
@johnathannadeau32854 жыл бұрын
I dont know if PTSD would be as prevalent back then as is in modern men, life in those periods was really hard and death was a constant, being exposed from a very young age and it being a fact of every day life would desensitize you to some extent. I'm not a psychologist though I just remember a lecture I had in university that talked about how people get over fears by being exposed to that which they fear in increasing and frequent doses to get over it , so my rationale is that every human is to some extent afraid to die ( self preservation) so being exposed to death and violence on the regular from a young age must have had some effect on the ability to cope with the stress and hard ship . I'm probly wrong but that's my thought.
@eddyb15964 жыл бұрын
I loved the thumbnail quote. Fun movie from childhood.
@MidnightMemes884 жыл бұрын
I always enjoyed mideval dentistry. The scary fact that it was easier to pull the tooth than try to repair makes me happy I live now.
@xanxangel86404 жыл бұрын
"With less We Will Rock You" R.I.P. Heath Ledger
@lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for reference on the thumb nail.
@Aeturnalis4 жыл бұрын
1:19 to skip past him advertising audible.
@dricedt4 жыл бұрын
Don Quixote brought me here! The most illustrious and chivalrous knight that heaven's rays ever illuminated in those times knights errant were most needed!
@titmusspaultpaul53 жыл бұрын
Super interesting video... thanks.
@stevestrangelove49704 жыл бұрын
Got you a question for a video. Whats the difference between Knight, Gente d'Arme, Sergeant and Men-at-Arms?
@pegasusted25043 жыл бұрын
well Man-at-Arms was from Castle Greyskull, not sure about the rest :~) Although the gente one sounds like a french policeman :~)
@HeirofAzaran Жыл бұрын
I don't often laugh out loud at these videos, but the "de-feated" peasant got me
@davidroddini15124 жыл бұрын
About your sponsor, my hearing is good; so if it is audible I am sure I heard.
@arx35164 жыл бұрын
Not all knights had a lord, in the republic of north-central Italy the knights swore fealty to the city, they had a lot more freedom and basically worked as freelance mercenaries, their oath only prevented them to fight for the enemies of the city and obligated to fight to defend the city, in such cases they were granted an indemnity to reimburse them of the expenses they had for the battles. It goes without sayng that they were very influential in the internal politics.
@ScruffMcGruff863 жыл бұрын
Yes, Master Falhurst, I’m well aware a good fonging is in order.
@gregjones71653 жыл бұрын
Love the title knight tale throwback
@cooperfell344 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@stephenphelan6264 жыл бұрын
With the description video itself, I expected you to explain how they went to the bathroom, how they removed their armor and such. This does seem to be a recurring problem.
@chrissinclair44424 жыл бұрын
Legends of knights that came before them. Well that speaks on many levels...
@murph136954 жыл бұрын
You got me with the knights tale quote
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
Classic Benny Hill sketch the knight whose visor has jammed shut and the fair maiden gets a new hunk😅😅😅
@aminmihaela4 жыл бұрын
A request :can you make a video about why there are so many alphabets in the world but the numbers are always the same no matter the country ( Hindu Arabic number system).thank you
@MrLee-cy1pw3 жыл бұрын
Because that is the superior number system.
@ravenhill_TimesOfLore_1968 Жыл бұрын
it'd be great if Simon got back to doing videos like this.
@stevenmartinek44194 жыл бұрын
Mr. Whistler won every tournament he entered. He soon gained the name Iron Whistler as every knight was defeated by him and every blow he took on each event never seems to phase him. He was eventually banned from these events because the outcome was so predictable and his competition was getting severely hurt.
@tennisnick12254 жыл бұрын
Hi Team! Where did the phrase 'When Pigs Fly' come from?