What We Do in the Shadows Opening Scene (2014) - Vampire Mocumentary HD

[@Ziaheart]

I like how Viago smiles like he's trying to hide the fangs behind his lips. Good attention to details. :)

[@VixxyMcN]

You should see the original thirty min pitch it's hilariously bad

[@gerlsey]

@@VixxyMcN What

[@adonaiyah2196]

Ive moved in to a flat and this is the exact truth what its like

[@adonaiyah2196]

It's just like this the accuracy is incredibly true scarily true

[@richarddurham9322]

@@VixxyMcN y

Deacon is young and rebellious. "183 years old"

[@angelurbina8158]

Well, Viago was hitting 400, and Vladislav was on his '700s. Needless to say Petyr was the typical vampire that is too old that has become insane (vampire senile). So, yeah, Deacon's the younger one. That's also why he probably hated Nick the most, as he was no longer the younger one.

[@ImehSmith]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@vishaansingh1019]

And the actor's clearly middle-aged and is the oldest out of the main cast, lmfao

[@Dead25m]

@@vishaansingh1019 Had to look that up, and he's just barely older than the guy who plays Petyr even, damn.

[@AustinJASMR]

Well, when your immortal, and the eldest of the group is 8,000 years old, that is young.

[@jackfahy2283]

Funny thing about this movie is that Stu isn’t actually an actor at all he’s friends with someone who was working on the film and they liked him so much they gave him a part.

[@isas432]

Jack Fahy And another fun fact, Stu is actually a software engineer and the new software technology he invented with his startup company made the VFX in the Hela vs Valkyrie sequence in Thor: Ragnarok which was pretty incredible. Taika really keeping it in the family.

[@jackfahy2283]

true, I love reading about stuff like that, A Tv show of this would be the best thing ever !

[@ushasarkar555]

Clara R wow that's amazing, I watched Thor Ragnarok last night and that sequence was beautiful, like a portrait come to life.

[@isas432]

Sinister X You're absolutely right. I wish that whole sequence was longer because it was just so beautiful on the big screen! I watched the movie twice now. I'm planning to go for a third time lol.

[@ushasarkar555]

Clara R hahaha do it, this film is just too good, I'll probably go watch this film tomorrow depending on the work schedule of course, but yes I wish that sequence was longer.

[@crazymashedpotatolady9364]

“And it was Peter...and we are still friends today!” I love it.

[@Exxeron-ob3tv]

gold

[@michaelpalmer5567]

My favorite line of the film

[@doublerich1587]

"..peter is 8000 years old, he wont be joining the flat meeting.." HHAHAA

[@deanomontano9820]

Double Rich I was cracking up about that too haha

[@frankteng]

Double Rich rip petyr

[@EricChien95]

petyr

[@eyeseer1]

Some mornings, we're all Peter.

[@Enterthehaven]

Lol

[@mortyrickerson6322]

Every single line of this movie had me laughing so happily. My favorite movie of all time. Hands down

[@Heelo_0]

Lmfao fr

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

I love Taika Waititi and he brought the perfect direction to Thor Ragnarok (me and my movie friends laughed from beginning to end at that movie). But this movie, which I had heard many good things about, just didn't do it for me for some reason.

[@nicolausteslaus]

@@JustWasted3HoursHere Taika Waititi is a negrogay like me

[@steelersrock4392]

Then you have really bad taste in movies

[@Exxeron-ob3tv]

@@steelersrock4392 Maybe swap some of that ample supply of judgement in for a sense of humor?

[@jkrfan7]

Viago is totally the mom of the group!

[@ReservoirDolphin]

He based his performance on his mother.

[@ErynIstar]

stop hacking my account, tis not a very kindly thing too do

[@rubythevampireslayer407]

jkrfan7 I think his character is totally adorable.

[@astearns1975]

He's a Dandy

[@CaptainBardiel]

@@astearns1975 He nags, and nags, and nags...

[@adamfowler350]

I love how Viago keeps smiling at the camera every few seconds, like a 6 year old child being filmed by his parents on a playground or something.

[@whydoimevenhere]

😂

[@lordnastrond1]

i love how terrified he is of Petyr!!

[@mariamama11]

lordnastrond1 im terrified too

[@meowkris]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to run into Petyr at any time.

[@fenrirunshackled4319]

If anything petyr would be the least terrifying from a human perspective, he turns everyone he attacks, the others just kill.

[@meme0taker87]

@Christopher Marlowe yes because the others bring him animals to eat

[@Achromasloth]

Petyr acts more friendlier as the movie goes on, so I like to think he’s just moody when he wakes up lmao

[@neilp192]

Masterpiece. One gag, played over and over to perfection: ancient beings with menacing accents discuss the mundane.

[@joefriedman9843]

Yep it's remarkable how much mileage they got out of it. This is why Taika and Jemaine are comedic geniuses

[@J1nxer333]

@@joefriedman9843 It's because ppl can relate to these vampires. They're like teenagers or college students.

[@Gabytron]

"Petyr..... is 8,000 years old. We're not going to have him at the meeting." - One of my favorite lines :D

[@11lvr11]

same ! i love it hahaha

[@mirqcle9478]

Lmao

[@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

"Twenty."

[@morris9337]

Makes me laugh every time 😂

[@Ashbash-kf5xd]

It’s by far the best line from the whole movie

[@Matthew-cw3gn]

Every single thing Vlad said in the movie is spectacular. Jemaine Clement is truly a genius of comedic delivery and timing.

[@poopahskoopahh8563]

We dont put down dowels!

[@satireisnotdead5804]

His dry baritone voice and nonchalant facial expressions are also contributing factors as well

[@Jroobelucios]

Same actor as Tamatoa? No wonder he sounded familiar!

[@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

"Twenty."

[@Matthew-cw3gn]

@@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo my mom's favorite quote from the movie

[@Drlaveller]

You're a cool guy but you're not pooling your veight in ze flet

[@Hendrixphishinfloyd]

"Well.... I'm glad to hear that I am cool..."

[@urchillzone]

@@Hendrixphishinfloyd No , that's not the point though . It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

Surely you mean "cool gaa-i"

[@codywrzesinski6877]

“I do my flat chores.”

[@user-fw6xs5ko6g]

@@codywrzesinski6877 *angry german noises*

[@everestfalls]

Bloody dishes were literally bloody dishes.

[@IcySwagTag]

everestfalls thats what made it so funny 😆

[@Tildybean42]

Well done for stating the obvious

[@aquamarineancientsoul7893]

Jokes arent funny when you explain them pal

[@Frost-mv4pz]

I couldn't stop laughing.

[@alvarnunez3215]

Not Kiwi, didnt get until you said.

[@zackdaone1294]

And it was peter……………and were still friends today :peter nod

[@Frost-mv4pz]

😂😂😂

[@lowboonkiat73]

And he called Peter a foul creature 😂

[@scampoli25]

I always love the visual gag where someone is talking about another person then it is revealed the person is sitting right next to them

[@GoddessCynthia]

he kinda like,,,jerked after he said that lmao

[@martinxy1291]

Well, most friends start off with a fist fight

[@Elnont]

Taika Waititi (Viago) has to be one of the funniest human beings to live.

[@alexisk1659]

At Hunkydory Very attractive too!!

[@OhioOwns]

if you can pull off playing Hitler and make it funny as hell, you must be

[@UncleSheogorath]

You mean the funniest vampire to unlive?

[@B1izzardHawk]

Doesn't beat Robin Williams

[@geri121]

@@OhioOwns You should watch "Er ist wieder da!“ (He is back)...a German comedy movie about Hitler waking up in 2018 and everyone thinks he is an impersonator/comedian

[@eracer1111]

I watched this last night. Absolutely loved it. If this is what the Kiwi sense of humor is like, I'm moving to New Zealand.

[@teslagirl1]

Do yourself a favor and watch all the promotional stuff they did for it. There's a bit where Viago is coaching a pro soccer team because he's killed the original coach.

[@mrcritical6751]

Look up Taika’s other movies

[@FrayJay]

@meaturama those jokes are literally 7 years ago.

[@runup2108]

@meaturama typical aussie comment something negative

[@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279]

If you truly loved it, you would've forgotten the entire film.

[@rubyjones274]

taika waititi is a treasure

[@ZannaZatanna1]

There's always that one roommate...

[@stephaniem9561]

I was that roommate,lol.

[@deanomontano9820]

ZannaZatanna1 witch one

[@evancrosley2857]

You have not done the dishes in _FIVE YEARS_

[@parkchimmin7913]

Honestly, I’m either Viago or Petyr

[@thechildren8359]

“We’re not just pointing the finger at you... Deacon”

[@Grievous-]

Absolutely great movie. A shame "What We do In The Moonlight" never came to fruition from the Werewolves point of view.

[@DesertLily9895]

That was almost a thing?! 😳😭

[@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

We're Wolves.

[@AndiLang8146]

@@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Not Swe're Wolves

[@sophovot5079]

eh, sequels are almost never as good as you want them to be anyways. I'd rather get fresh stuff from these guys

[@Volklor]

We‘re Wolves is officially happening

[@calamar1e320]

03:37 Petyr's expression is like, "You woke me up for this? Really?"

[@mfcherry1337]

Caleb Andrews was the only way that the team would ever want

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

I relate to Petyr so much

[@NadiaGirl1]

He got a chicken at the end

[@cortezmauricio5654]

Lol

[@cortezmauricio5654]

GodILoveAlcohol lol

[@TippiGordon]

No matter how many times I see it, Petyr waking up always makes me jump.

[@BloodylocksBathory]

How they got though this without laughing through every single take is beyond me. lol

[@chloediltz833]

Omg I was just wondering about that😂

[@raelynne5409]

They probably had to film and edit multiple times.

[@BaronVonBielski]

BloodylocksBathory this comment is on everything funny. Apparently you just don't understand how anything funny is made must be so confusing to you

[@narxes]

It's called acting lol

[@raniwasacyborg]

You can actually see Jemaine Clement come very close to corpsing during the trial scene at one point!

[@Rahab111222]

Petyr just wanted to make a buncha friends. But he's old and tired all the time to hang out with them. I can relate.

[@AnabelB.]

Sameeee

[@insaneone4369]

"I was known as, Vladislav the poker"

[@davidnavratil5349]

now he does his dark bidding on the internet

[@Sabrowsky]

"I used to poke people with... implements"

[@mr.robinson1982]

I'm known as Vlad the Impaler....

[@ohheyychristian]

- on Facebook - "Look, you can poke them!" Vlad - "Yes?.." LOOOOL

[@mrcritical6751]

What are you bidding on? I’m bidding on a table

[@ghostph7423]

DEACON YOU HAVE NOT DONE THE DISHES IN FIVE YEARS

[@teslagirl1]

And I haven't dusted in ten. My soul mate?

[@dawngribble4027]

Vampires don’t do dishes!

[@colekramer6096]

Vell im glad we can all agree that im cool.. Lol

[@codywrzesinski6877]

@@colekramer6096 no that not ze point

[@luxmorningstar3551]

Viago is too cute 😘

[@C0wb0yBebop]

Lorraine Bowen i think he directed Thor Ragnarok?

[@OhioOwns]

@@C0wb0yBebop yup, and Jojo Rabbit. pretty funny too.

[@deathpearl360]

I totally marry viago!!!

[@RIPToNateDoggIHadToRegulate]

Who's Stu?

[@TheLast2Say]

He’s smexy!!!

[@babygunz0604]

"I'm so embarrassed when people come over here." "Why does it matter? You bring them over; you kill them!" LMAO

[@joefriedman9843]

I love how Vlad's reaction is like hmm good point, as if it never occurred to him before haha

[@thrashingpanic]

And it was Peter :)

[@markstrone2041]

and we're still friends today :)

[@hez5160]

One of my favorite parts! Lol That and the sunlight accident xD

[@HotStrange]

Peters slight nod after he says that is my favorite part.

[@JagTheRipper]

The irony of Peter is that he is called Peter. Imagine a vampire who looks like that and is as old and powerful as Peter. You would think his name is Vladimir or something.

[@ohaiadit]

But the spelling Petyr does make him seem very powerful and mysterious 😂

[@killar1one]

yeah he’s the most in your face and creepy vampire but he has the most normal name possible 😂

[@Not_what_it_used_to_be]

To be fair Peter is a pretty old name

[@firstclassatlast5352]

If he is Russian "Peter" sounds like a Russian curse word.

[@dpandcrspandvn]

I think it's a great name!

[@Keenan1996]

Petyr is literally the most horrifying thing i have seen in my life.

[@Homelander-js9hd]

He looks like the vampire from Salem's Lot...tv movie pretty creepy, you should check it out.

[@zazuzazz5419]

Petyr is old school! 🧛‍♂️ Nosfera too funny!!!

[@FriedLobsterFilmsMovieCompany]

Petyr is possibly a Type 1 vampire: the type of vampires that look monstrous in appearance and fangs that grow so long that they can't close there mouths, Kurt Barlow, Count Orlock, And Petyr, all three are type 1 vampires.

[@kyleco9149]

Hey his actually a chill dude, shame he had to die tho RIP petyr.

[@icemav5740]

Hes inspired by Count Orlok from Nosferatu (1922) and Barlow from the Salems Lot miniseries from the mid 70s

[@arbiter569]

“Petyr is 8000 years old, we are not going to have Petyr at the meeting” best line in a movie with nothing but good lines haha

[@thestarkknightreturns]

LOL and this guy's gonna direct Thor Ragnarok! High hopes to see the result.

[@eracer1111]

NO WAY!!!! That's really good news.

[@SteamyTomatoes]

and its good!

[@Kevin-finity]

I can prove it. It's good indeed.

[@wayneshobbygallery]

No kidding! He really is a great director! :D

[@LewysC]

*Piss off ghost!!*

[@ClaRa124100]

I already lost it when they showed their flatshare meeting and Deacon was sitting there knitting 😂

[@Snowboardmaster023]

it's not a flat meeting about how cool you are

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

Had to make it 500 - after all it's been 2 years now ...

[@rikekramer3850]

Love that while they’re saying all thins he’s just sitting there casually knitting something haha

[@anxioussamurai9017]

I love how annoyed Petyr looks when asked about cleaning his room.

[@henrysvlog7013]

Vigo is the mom vlads is the uncle decon is the teen peetr is the grampa

[@dakai-kun2248]

And Nick is the new baby brother who gets all the attention because he knows so little.

[@mrcritical6751]

And Stu is the best friend of the son who the parents like more than the son

[@LornFortheForlorn]

5:58 the subtle head tilt of petyr at the end is basically saying: I wouldnt say we’re friends, but we’re chill hahaha

[@scrainbow1234]

"so many bloody dishes all over" i died

[@jaytotheell]

i know and then they showed actual bloody dishes! that was a great scene!

[@fatihahirdinaarj2688]

Im having a hard time believing that this is an act

[@misterprivate6784]

I honestly thought that it was a documentary about real vampires. I had to do an extensive research to conclude that it was indeed just a movie

[@TF2Scout..]

@@misterprivate6784 Me too indeed

[@ruthieel8531]

awakie-wakie! man, i love this movie. had so many laughs. so glad i came across it.

[@sandrodolidze829]

The way Peter is looking at Viago after he woke him up is my favorite moment in the movie

[@MapleLeafAce]

Petyr is 8,000 years old, we're not going to have him at the flat meeting

[@absinthe8404]

Viago is too pure

[@kos2919]

The last part, Petyr looked at him like "I regret turning you into a Vampire"

[@BadEnd98]

"And it's was Petyr" "And we are still friends today" 😂 lol this crack me up hard

[@nolangaudreau]

Way funnier than I expected!

[@Wolfencreek]

I like how Petyr just nods like "Yep, I remember that"

[@aidanjanemcintosh6919]

I'm glad Marvel hired this guy

[@mrcritical6751]

Apparently Marvel wants to work with him more he was spotted on set of Endgame hanging out with the cast

[@nafeezofficial]

@@mrcritical6751 Most likely for Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness, since it will be a horror thriller and Nightmare will most likely be in it.

[@mrcritical6751]

He was in Endgame and is confirmed to be playing Korg again for Thor Love And Thunder and the animated series on Disney+ What If?

[@arnoldrimmer960]

This whole thread aged like milk lol.

[@ralphhill8021]

Taika Waititi won an Oscar I'm so proud of him

[@joefriedman9843]

Same. Jojo Rabbit was incredible.

[@yipman3236]

Petyr is the best :D

[@Descaines]

yip Man But scary as fuck.

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

+yip Man I want a sequel where they travel around try to find a way to get petyr back.

[@spineshivers]

+Descaines Yeah. He's creepier than most vampires from serious movies. :)) When I saw the movie I nearly crapped my pants when he opened his eyes and hissed. :))) Also one of the oldest I've heard about in movies. The fucker is from about 6000 BC, what the actual fuck?

[@jaytotheell]

"is petyr coming, should we wait?" "petyr is 8000 years old we're not going to have petyr at the meeting."

[@redtiny802]

8000?? He's a Pillar Man

[@morganmcveigh6381]

this movie never gets old i watch it literally all the time

[@Kari2025]

Tony Hawk dressed as Petyr for Halloween. He pulled it off!

[@MisterPrimordial]

PETYR LIVES ON!

[@moo_moon128]

This series, accompanied me, through the dark days. Taika's humour is perfection.

[@MisstressMourtisha]

Cheers

[@MisstressMourtisha]

I liked Paradise PD That got me through some sh in life. I laughed so hard the first episode I spat my drink all over the tv 😅

[@TheCornCob7178]

Petyr’s wake up jump scare actually got me

[@richardmangelmann4975]

As funny as this is, petyr is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen

[@Lauranna]

I think we can all relate to Peter regarding being woken up for a flat meeting.

[@Fabo100]

Truly one of the funniest most ingenious movies....if I show this to a friend and they don't think it's funny I stop speaking to them

[@MolecularLevel]

aaaaaaaaaaand thats Thor's director (and this movie)... gotta love when the director is also a charismatic and talented actor

[@kevtb874]

I like how people in the comments are quoting and laughing at almost every line. Rare that comedies are actually consistently funny these days. They are often dramadies and lose the humour half way through. This is brilliant start too finish.

[@TiVo2Go]

Day One Bluray purchase! Fresh take, different from everything out there! Genius!

[@sherryvt61]

I absolutely loved this movie and the series. The humor is so unique, and the characters are so loveable.

[@stephaniem9561]

3:55 is me in the morning before I have had coffee...

[@denisemahe8539]

Still makes me laugh. I even have his signature line "Avaken...A Vakey Vakey" as my ring tone. 🧛‍♂️

[@TheGrrson]

Nandor says that to Colin Robinson in the TV series.

[@Tabascofanatikerin]

I just came out of that movie. And this opening scene has already one of my favourite jokes (if you'd call it that): "Peter's" face expression during his friend asking him if he wants to come to the flat meeting is hilarious :D

[@TheRyderShotgunn]

the way viago hovers out of his coffin and smiles at the camera like, "never gets old, i tell ya"

[@guilhermemoraesdasilva226]

Viago.....bruhhhhh

[@piercecbell]

“Oh it’s a spinal column” always gets me

[@kessler5902]

"And it was Petyr." Best part

[@albertptran]

the visuals behind every opened door were awesome

[@fredoctober292]

Seen this movie at least a dozen times, and could watch it another dozen times over. So bloody good.

[@paulthompkins4150]

I love this movie. I think the series is just as funny as the movie. Matt Berry is brilliant!!

[@ganeshs9371]

Movie name please?

[@moron4]

​@@ganeshs9371What We Do In The Shadows

[@Sun.Shine-]

I love those add on paintings and pictures in this, which adds extra layer to it. Brilliant ✨

[@TheFewzz]

Remember we are werewolfs not swearwolfs

[@sannn3216]

i just remember how much I enjoyed this. this is a next level vampire story.

[@bgdojo]

"Bloody dishes" I just got that wasn't just a British expression 😂😂😂

[@scarrillo31]

When he sees "well glad to know I'm the cool guy" I LOL'd

[@jaguarsky55]

I adore this film and I can hardly wait for the TV series. I so hope they don't disappoint.

[@leonscott543]

If you can't see how this was made in the same spirit as the office series than I don't know what to say. It's beautifully human and hilarious

[@Demarcusken]

This is like borat meets Salem's lot

[@angelsimone1278]

Demarcus Thomas Pretty much I have this movie from i tunes and this movie is funny as hell! I wish I had these guys as roommates

[@Demarcusken]

me too!

[@nani1591]

This movie is a masterpiece.

[@rachelmoore2357]

My sis and her bf made me watch this the other night and I wasn’t sure what to expect...it’s amazing and I can’t stop laughing!!

[@grimble4564]

How have I only seen this now, this is absolute gold

[@MajPickles]

'Yeah, Peters 8000 years old, he's not coming to the meeting'

[@Vejur9000]

One of the funniest mockumentaries of all time.

[@doyleperkins4916]

"And it was Peter"! And we are still friends today." Seldom have I laughed harder...It was the denouement followed by more than a quip but a punchline that feels like it punches you unaware...BRILLIANT!

[@BorisCheshlarov]

3:22 Vampire scared by vampire‼️ 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@katr.9902]

the moment I saw this I thought "man, they should've done a tv show not just a movie!" i'm glad they're doing that right now!

[@eleanorhebden8623]

watching for serotonin

[@Saturday4378]

"There's so many bloody dishes all over this room" 🤣

[@thefluffyguy8574]

Don't think twice and watch the movie. No one ever will regret watching this classic.

[@victoriaollier2345]

I got you this chicken....

[@jjjj7302]

He directed JoJo Rabbit too! Another amazing movie!

[@FreeStuff11TakeItBy12]

And boy. And hunt for the wilderpeople.

[@deborakrolow2990]

I love How Scarlet character is so maternal in This movie.and like the Jojo friend

[@0r0r0]

I never watch a movie more than twice, but I've watched this movie about four times.

[@jsmall10671]

I love how Viago says he loves being with other vampires, but it's constant tension.

[@aidanstead6069]

Still a better vampire story than Twilight, True Blood and The Vampire Diaries.

[@ferrygal6036]

Whoever played Petyr did such a fantastic job of jump scares (I'm talking about his hisses) and standing completely still like a statue. He reminds me so much of a crocodile because you have no idea when he's about to strike.

[@fizalex6612]

I love the opening of this movie, having a meeting because one flatmate isn't doing their chores.

[@KarstenG81]

1:12 that face is just priceless hahaahahaha :)

[@demonicdude1328]

3:54 when your flat-mate brings you chicken tendies

[@skwarekable]

When Taika sends that sad face expression to camera before waking up Petyr's - I'm literally dead